Maybe she has some sort of sugary cereal I mean that stuff's almost loaded with crack already. Maybe the metal key goes to the address?Once the Elf is secure ask her about

But you know, you could tell her you have terets and that you didn't mean to punch her. I'd give you an excuse to randomly hit her and stuff too

Bubbles 2013/01/09(Wed)07:00 No. 483813 ID: 389f2b
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I look at the key, number, and address.

The key was on top of the number, '529', so I have a hunching that it goes along with that.

The address is most certainly the place to start, though.

I glance over at Ella, who is still passed out on the floor, breathing heavily.

I know a LITTLE magic, so I could probably devise a bounding spell if she wakes up while I'm gone.

(( i meant dairy not diary sorry ))

Try the bounding spell, then. Better safe than sorry.

I thought you were gonna make a cell? Or does that require supplies and/or time you don't have right now?

Bubbles 2013/01/09(Wed)08:36 No. 483823 ID: 389f2b
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I don't have the resources to make a real cell.

An idea occurred to me suddenly-when I destroy the first district of Color, what if I take it as my own? I can keep recruits and prisoners and supplies there without worry....

Bubbles 2013/01/09(Wed)08:38 No. 483824 ID: 389f2b
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A good option.

I ponder a minute and cast the bounding spell-her body shivers as it holds her muscles, stiffening them so that she cannot move. At most, she'll be able to breath heavy.

>Take color district for yourself
...possibly a useful strategy, but also a dangerous one. May set you down a path you don't wish to follow. After all, Color's founders would have done something similar...

Bubbles 2013/01/09(Wed)08:42 No. 483826 ID: 389f2b
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I head outside to begin the search.

..Well look at that-Walmer street is connected here.

I glance over both ways to take in sights, staying away from the road as cars speed by. It's kind of spooky-there arn't any cars in color, I've only seen pictures and videos of them. They're REALLY loud in person.

On the right side is a Mcdonalds, Best Buy, and a baptist church.

On the right side is a storage unit building, a car wash, and a preschool.

Which way should I go?

Well, there was no phone, so she wouldn't be able to contact anyone. It might be a good idea to bind her, but you could just lock her in the house. Just be warned- she might know magic too, which could complicate things

Oh whoops didn't see the update go to the storage unit

Bubbles 2013/01/09(Wed)08:46 No. 483829 ID: 389f2b
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>>483825

I respect Color in the means of how much a dictatorship it is-I wouldn't mind the control by their means, but...Not quite nearly as happy and colorful.

>Where go?
The key and the number may match a storage unit.

Bubbles 2013/01/09(Wed)09:03 No. 483831 ID: 389f2b
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..! The address is the same one listed on the piece of paper!

The number is probably the unit-the key is to get into it.

My only choice to get it is by entering the little office building.

Let's blow this joint then go get your storage locker

Bubbles 2013/01/09(Wed)09:16 No. 483834 ID: 389f2b
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A kolbold sits at a tiny desk, watching the door patiently. They give me a nod in greeting and asks me how he can be of help.

I shrug and show him the paper, saying I needed to get to that locker.

I then flash the key, which I now notice has the same number engraved in it.

The kolbold narrows his eyes and tips his head back, reading the number.

He takes a moment, tapping something into the computer-I glance over, seeing he's bringing up the file for that unit.

>"Alright...'Ella the elf'. Exit the side-door, then take a left past three rows and you should be able to find it."

He doesn't seem too concerned that I'm the wrong person, so I go ahead.

Yeah, private storage places aren't big on asking questions.

C'mon already, let's see what's inside.

Bubbles 2013/01/10(Thu)06:13 No. 484026 ID: 2de44c
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I locate the unit easily, and sure enough, the key unlocks it without problem.

I hastily pull up the shutter door that covers it........

(10) BOXES

Well boxes generally have stuff in them. Lets check em out.

Start snoopin' through some boxes.

...thought. Why the heck would she need to write down an address right across the street?

Remember to open the boxes properly, and not just tear them open. That would be inconvenient if we decide we want to carry any of this stuff back with us.

Bubbles 2013/01/10(Thu)07:08 No. 484038 ID: 2de44c
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BOX 1:
CLOTHES of all COLORS including DARKER SHADES. they are all SHIRTS

BOX 2:
PANTS that probably go along with the SHIRTS. A few SKIRTS are in here too.

BOX 3:
CANS OF BEANS. Like, 50 of them.

BOX 4:
....A FUCKING SHIT TON OF MONEY. The largest box in here, with rolls of 20's filling up each and every corner. Hell yes.

BOX 5:

It's filled to the top with thick packets titled 'THE JOINING'. I'm no sleuth, but this is probably helpful.

BOX 6:

MAPS OF THE WORLD. Each map has a different REGION OF COUNTRIES. At closer inspection, they have a COLORFUL CIRCLE at certain points-I'm guessing these are PORTALS.

There...must be THOUSANDS of these around the world.....

BOX 7:

More VOUCHERS except these are in DIFFERENT LANGUAGES.

BOX 8:

Books titled 'How to survive outside of Color for DUMMIES'

BOX 9:

Tons of HOBBY BOOKS. Probably relating to Ella's saying that people left Color for a MORE EXTREME LIFE.

BOX 10:

This is filled with RINGS. Each RING has a RED GEM embedded into it.

All right! Friggen jackpot!

Start off by swapping some clothes around. Trade the horrible red pants for dark colored pants.

Then take some spending money, and store it in your new pockets.

Then let's read the Joining pamphlet. Could be useful. Might also help to skim the Dummies book. I mean, most of it is probably pretty obvious, but they might have slipped something important in there we've overlooked.

Don't mess with the rings yet, in case they're magic or something.

1/2 Bubbles 2013/01/10(Thu)07:27 No. 484043 ID: 2de44c
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I slip on a pair of jeans. They're a little tight, but I'll work a little better in them if I wear them a little better.

[no image]

I open THE JOINING pamphlet and begin reading.

Hello reader! If you have been given this booklet, chances are that you are considering leaving the safety and prosperity of Color! Some of you may have been rash and left without reading this, but a scout has probably reached you and handed you this. THE JOINING, as your head Color leader has explained to you, is a group for those born in Color who wish for a more exciting life.

The world of Color is not for everyone-and because of that, a couple hundred years ago, we formed. We help the leavers begin the rather hard process of joining this world-though some join the Church to recruit new members into Color or join into the membership of renewing that magic of Color.

The next page describes the founders, whom of most still live to this day. It is not mandatory to read about them.

PAGE 14-RULES AND MORALS OF THE JOINING
PAGE 32-JOINING THE JOINING
PAGE 40-WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING? DEALING WITH EXTREME FUTURE ADVANCES FROM THE TIME THAT YOU FIRST WENT INTO COLOR
PAGE 53-YOUNG AND NOT SURE HOW TO GET STARTED
PAGE 70-SO YOU WANT TO WORK WITH MAGIC
PAGE 78-THE CHURCH
PAGE 85-I WANT TO GO BACK TO COLOR

I skim over the chapter list-where should I start reading?

Just pocket the book and return to your new base with whatever loot you can hold- you don't want your new friend to disappear while you're gone. You can read more when you get all your new loot settled

Jeeze, that's a long pamphlet.

Honestly, most of that seems useful. The stuff on new tech advances and how a 15 year old is supposed to operate in the real world are the most directly relevant. Everything else falls under knowing your enemy so you can do something about them.

Loot first, then books

Bubbles 2013/01/10(Thu)08:10 No. 484055 ID: 2de44c
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There is plenty of food already at the house, so I leaved the beans.

I grab a couple rolls of cash, using a shirt to cram it in, as well as the booklet. I grab the DUMMIES book and a map, and a handful of the rings.

Anything else?

Take the map that corresponds to the local area (ie, that has the color place you escaped on it).

Take the Pumpkin

Definitely take the pumpkin.

The pumpkin is probably the most important thing in this entire storage unit.

Bubbles 2013/01/10(Thu)15:10 No. 484167 ID: 2de44c
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...

((wait for it))

Bubbles 2013/01/10(Thu)15:11 No. 484169 ID: 2de44c
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..What pumpkin?

aw dang it. they do that.

Bubbles 2013/01/10(Thu)15:20 No. 484177 ID: 2de44c
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There is not a pumpkin, nor was there ever.

In any case, I should get headed back to read the rest of this booklet.

Guys, it's not fair to make jokes she's not gonna get, being 20 years out of touch and all!


But anyways, grab this stuff >>484055 and this stuff >>484056, and head back to read on your prisoner's comfy couch or bed or whatever.

>>484177
Read the part about MAGIC.

Yeah hightail it home, but put the rest of the loot away and lock up, so it'll still be there for you to come back to

1/2 Bubbles 2013/01/10(Thu)15:37 No. 484199 ID: 2de44c
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I get what seems useful, and get back to the apartment. Ella is still out.

I guess it would be a good idea to read up on the magic of Color...

Can you turn your fire black that'd be sick as helk

[no image]
MAGIC

The bounds of Color as we know it are based on complex spells and charms to the very core-during dark ages, when destructive forces were mad with power, families sought a place to live and raise their families in safety and harmony. Door ways were placed that upon crossing through, you found yourself in a new land. The magic was woven with such good intentions that the land became swirls of bright, happy colors that defined how much love the wizards and mages held whilst casting.

Through that as well, a God shined His light on us to grant those who stepped in Immortality. If born in Color, you aged for 15 years until your body took on eternal youth-even if leaving the world to the old one.

Sometimes, however, with a couple of the founders death in a tragic accident, the magic must be filled back. No mage has had the same golden intentions, thus repairs are needed almost daily.

That is where you could come in, dear reader! Everyone has a bit of magic in them, but you...

It goes on into eternal happiness and other shit, so I start skimming until I find a subtitle that catches my attention.

RINGS

There are doors to Color everywhere! So how do you find one if you need to on a moments notice? Your Greeter should supply you with a ruby ring! Whenever you are near a door, it grows warm.

It goes on about the rings creator and other shit I can't bother myself with.

Check the Elf; maybe she has a ring on her

ah i see, they wouldn't let you leave because as a dragon your magic potential is HUGE. so they needed you to hold the place together. you just need to disrupt their ability to gather people and the whole thing will fall apart as the magic runs out.

>>484220
Next, read about
PAGE 14-RULES AND MORALS OF THE JOINING
PAGE 32-JOINING THE JOINING

You were a battery. Thats why they kept you. Hah.

Alright, so you can use rings to find color doors if you don't have a map handy.

And the magic of color is vulnerable. It needs upkeep. That's an angle for you to attack.

Just read the whole pamphlet, already.

A couple of the founders had a tragic accident? Sounds like someone's been here before you!

You should really resize your images to something not GIGANTICALLY FUCKHUGE before uploading them

You should go sniff some red ants

[no image]

I really don't feel like reading EVERYTHING right now. I'll read the RULES AND MORALS and then do something else. I don't like reading.

RULES AND MORALS OF THE JOINING

1. Above all, RESPECT the others that leave. Violence and verbal/emotional disrespect will not be tolerated. It will automatically be handled by displacing the abuser from The Joining and disbanded from reentering Color.

Oh, shit. Looks like I fucked that up already.


2. Informing large masses of the outside world that do not intend to JOIN nor RECRUIT into Color or THE JOINING will result in BANISHMENT. If you are not a FORMAL RECRUITER, you must request permission to share knowledge.

3. Do not let others attend to THE CHURCH if they have not been informed...

I skim over the rest of the rest of the rules, which is mostly about the steps of getting in The Joining, respecting fellow peers, magic usage, abusing the system, and other irreverent stuff.

At the end, though it gives a list of the Churches-there are 5 in every surrounding region, including this one. I scrawl the address down on a slip of paper and tuck it into my pockets.

Ella moans loudly, a noise made without her opening her mouth. I wonder how long she's been awake?

Get her some water, maybe say you have terets?

Aw, you don't want to read the bits about new tech, or how a forever 15 year old is supposed to make a living in a world that expects them to school and be taken care of by parents?

>groaning without opening her mouth
I'm assuming the problem is she's woken up, but your spell still largely prevents her from moving. Probably isn't good for her, long term. It would be better if we could restrain or contain her in some other way and release the spell.

first make sure she can't escape then just say "how ya doin?"

Give here a collar, chain her to the wall

Bubbles 2013/01/11(Fri)09:01 No. 484449 ID: 2de44c
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>>484443

...Not a bad idea. I conjure some sorts of magical restraint, which connects to the wall around her. I release the bonding spell, and she struggles to pull herself to her knees, tugging at the collar.

>>484441

"I hope your throat feels like hell."
That's the best I can do.

>>484440

That shit sounds boring. I can deal on my own, I've got plenty of money.

Get her a dog bowl or something to eat and drink out of. Very humiliating

Nah. Have her cook for you. That's what slaves are for, right?

>boring
Hey, you'll think differently if it turns out they invented laser swords or rocket cars or whatever while you were away!

Actually... you just escaped after a 20 year lockup. What do you really want to do? What is it you missed? The revenge quest can wait a day. You should go indulge yourself.

Well depending on what you wanna indulge in, you may not have to go far, if you change your mind about Elves. But that is a good idea, is there anything really you've missed, you know, burning, pillaging, maybe bubble baths?

Bubbles 2013/01/11(Fri)19:48 No. 484592 ID: 389f2b
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>>484457
>>484461
>>484463

Yes...I'll make her feel degraded, like a fucking pet! But I'm not letting her filthy paws touch my food. I'll order take out or something.

But, I suppose you're right...I know about cars and stuff from reading books, but I've never seen one until now, out on the roads.

I...Don't know what year it is, either.

>"Bubby! Get me out of this, please!" The elf is standing, straining against the magical rope. I assume she is lacking any power, or she'd be out by now.

"Naaah. How you wanna be my pet, huh? I'll get you a cute little collar and a bowl to eat outta', too, ha! I don't know why anyone else sees your kind as anything else other than dirty, fuck ugly beasts. You're lucky I'm not just putting you down."

>"..F-fuck you!!!"

>>484592
Slap her shit. She is to speak to you with respect.

Also start the interrogation. Ask her what year it is, what sort of tech level there is out here now, and how common dragons are nowadays. Also ask a bit about the Joining, and the Color. Who are their leaders? Will someone be around to check on her?

Warn her if we find out she lied to us we'll burn her alive. It is one of the most painful ways to die.

make sure not to break any of their bones. that takes way too long to heal.

>>484592
...okay, I know you get off on being evil, but this isn't helping.

If you want to turn her into a useful source of cooperation and intel, playing mean isn't the way to do it.

And lay off the stupid fantasy racism, that's just trite.

Woah, she actually has a mouth on her. I'm impressed.

Oh and hey, this is possibly the first person you've ever managed to make both mad and upset!

Bubbles 2013/01/12(Sat)09:43 No. 484795 ID: 389f2b
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I let my fist swing, and it's a solid connection to her nose-I hear a snap, and it sits awkwardly.

"Shut the fuck up, bitch. While you're under me, you ain't got nothing to say to me unless I tell you to. Got it?"

She's so in shock/pain she can only sniffle and nod.

"Good girl, Ella. Maybe I'll even fix your nose if you behave, hmm?"

I'm adapt in the areas of jinx's and healing-I learned healing mostly for my own behalf, since I'll never grow stronger, and jinxing someone(i.e., the restraining magic+modifications much alike a curse) to make up for my lack of strength for physical restraint.

If you want her loyal remember the carrot is more effective then the stick. Heal her up, pretend to dote on her now thats shes agreed to behave. If you want her to be a pet treat her like one as well, ruffle her hair and give her a treat. Some of your dinner maybe. Tell her good girl.

Abuse does not build reliable loyalty, in the long term. Playing the reasonable (but powerful and not to be crossed) mistress is better than a domineering and cruel one.

...I mean, turning her into a minion or tool is the goal here, right? It's not like we need to torture her for intel. It's all there in those books.

Bubbles 2013/01/12(Sat)12:50 No. 484846 ID: 389f2b
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Fine, fine! I heal her nose and she seems to calm down a little.

I even give a little ruffle of her hair, though she trembles under my hand.

I'd more or less like to consider her my prisoner. She's been with the Joining for such a long time that she'll probably be able to tell me more ~secret~ things. Every organization has a dirty secret, right?

Ya, but they stuck her where she wasn't going to be doing much. 50 years without a single person coming out sounds like a career ender to me so I doubt she knows much. You can ask her if theres anything not covered in those pamphlets that she can tell you. if you have any magic that can detect lies now would be the time to use it. As long as she tells the truth pamper her a bit. Clean off the blood on her face.

Then order some food. Might be a good idea to gag her while the delivery guy is there though so she doesn't call out to him.

ask if she has figured out why they were holding you. if she doesnt know then just say "because i'm a dragon and dragons are the most magic thing there is. they decided that their happiness is more important then mine. that is why i want revenge."

Offer her a cloth or something so she can clean herself up.

It might help if at some point you explained your position to her. All she's so far was a rather angry rant and some violence.

Bubbles 2013/01/14(Mon)05:49 No. 485164 ID: 389f2b
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I grab a cloth and let some sink water spill over it, then wipe the blood from her cheeks and chin. She silently lets me, eyes averting down.

"Good girl," I sigh, tossing the rag to the side.

"What kind of food places are around here?"

>"Uhm...Mcdonalds..."

Bubbles 2013/01/14(Mon)08:05 No. 485172 ID: 389f2b
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"What the fuck is Mcdonalds?"

She gives me a blank stare, then laughs nervously.

>"I forgot that Color doesn't have any of the same franchises in this world. Uhm, it has hamburgers and nuggets and fries...It's really good. There's also, like, pizza and taco places."

It somewhat bothers me that she's calming down. I liked her quaking fear quite a bit.

"...I'll go with this 'Mcdonalds', then. What's their number?"

>"They don't deliver."

"I'll fuckin' make them deliver then. I've got all the goddamned cash to convince them."

She giggles a little, and I resist the urge to hit her again.

Huh. McDonald's dates back to the 40s or 50s, don't it? And it's a pretty big cultural phenomenon. Even if you didn't live in an area with one, it's kind of odd you wouldn't have heard of one before getting trapped in color. How old were you when the cult got you?

>I liked her quaking fear quite a bit.
Honestly, fear isn't terribly useful in this situation. Stockholming her is a more reliable control mechanism.

Bubbles 2013/01/14(Mon)09:16 No. 485177 ID: 389f2b
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>>485174

I honestly don't know. Everyone around me always talked of me being brought in, but I was so young that I had no memory of this world. My parents didn't show up with me, so I was placed with Mr. Hopkins.

Within a year, when I was just a little ol' tyke, I ripped his tail off! Heh. They had me living in my own place as soon as possible.

If you were so young how did you develop this hatred of elves? Usually that sorta hate is through what the parents say throughout their childhood.

Bubbles 2013/01/14(Mon)10:50 No. 485189 ID: 389f2b
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I've just always hated them on sight-and so many are just SO ego-centered and act like they're the fuckin' shit of things.

It's a part side-goal to put elves in their place. Starting with Ella, I suppose.

Maybe I'll make it a law in Color to have at least one elf as a pet, and raising the children without speech nor magic..Ha!

>Hate them for being SO ego-centric.
Really. You don't say.

Say, Pot, have you been introduced to Kettle yet?

And again, this stupid fantasy racist thing is stupid. I'm all for burning down color and declaring yourself the magical immortal dragon queen despot of the realm of darkness or whatever, but this elf thing is just lame.

Bubbles 2013/01/14(Mon)11:19 No. 485196 ID: 389f2b
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>>485194

If you weren't just a voice in my mind I'd fuckin' smite you. It's not like I can HELP hating the-

Bubbles 2013/01/14(Mon)11:22 No. 485198 ID: 389f2b
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knock knock

...Some ones at the door.

Shitshitshit! They've found me haven't they?! Ella found some way to alert them and now they're gonna fuckin' take me back in--!!!

What should I do???!

Fight or flight? They might have brought a whole goddamned army with them jesus shit!

>It's not like I can HELP hating the-
One of the hardest and most important lessons you can learn in life is that anger, and hate, are choices you can control. Quiet a lot of people think it's bullshit when they're first told.

>knock knock
Look to Ella, first. What's her reaction? Joy, surprise, confusion, relief...? Ask if her if she was expecting someone. Maybe check the peephole?

Then we decide what to do. It is possible they're cultists or color people- after all, Ella is supposed to be watching that door. If anyone came looking for the escapee it makes sense they'd check the watch post next door.

Bubbles 2013/01/14(Mon)11:44 No. 485201 ID: 389f2b
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Surprised and confused.

I calm down a little, realizing I may have over reacted.

The door has no peephole-I tip toe over to one of the chairs in the kitchen area and snap a leg off a chair as a blunt object.

Crack open the door and growl out what do you want. Sound as belligerant as possible. If its not life or death you are busy here.

As far as the elf hating... get over it. It won't help you and in fact it will hurt you. Blind hate is just that blind. No species can be painted with a single brush.

You can't really help hating people; just like you can't really help a fear of spiders. Logic doesn't work on instinct/hatred/fear. I know spiders can't hurt me, (most of the time) but I still can't stand them. The only thing I have to say about this elf is that she didn't seem that full of herself; she was really happy to see that someone else escaped.

Right, open door. Instruct Ella to stay quiet, and make sure not to open the door far enough for anyone to see her.

>>485204
The key isn't so much trying to apply logic to emotions. It's coming to realize that, to some degree, you can control emotional response. You feel yourself starting to react with anger or hate... and then you choose not to. It's more letting go of your reaction than anything else. It's an odd thing, and it's certainly more difficult with certain emotions and responses.

Bubbles 2013/01/14(Mon)12:06 No. 485208 ID: 389f2b
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I swing the door open and toss myself to the side in sudden fear they'd lunge-

after a second of nothing happening, I throw myself into the door way to attack!

Bubbles 2013/01/14(Mon)12:08 No. 485209 ID: 389f2b
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>"HI DO YOU WANNA BUY COOKIES FOR MY GIRL SCOUT--"

I smack her head and watch her pass out to the ground in....

Awh fuck it was a girl scout. A little fuckin' kobold that doesn't look over a day one year.

SHIT.

No one else is in the hallway so I drag her passed out body inside.

Girl scouts are little girls. They sell cookies.
The cookies are delicious. Please don't kill the girl scout, their retribution isn't something you'd be able to survive.

...okay, I'm fairly certain the cutebold isn't any kind of physical threat to you. Cancel the bludgeoning.

What's with the sash and the box? Is it a girl scout selling cookies? Because this apartment is dangerously short on cookies and we will definitely buy some yes please.

Goddamn, your trigger finger is too fast. This is the real world girl- you're supposed to assume non-hostile until proven otherwise. Not the other way around.

...I don't suppose you can just heal the pup, hope she doesn't remember exactly what happened, buy some cookies and send her on her way?

Idea: Steal all the cookies, plant a fat stack of cash on her person, and let her wake up in the hallway in a little bit.

>>485213
That should work.

Bubbles 2013/01/14(Mon)12:30 No. 485215 ID: 389f2b
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Ella rushes over her body, looking worriedly at her already bruising head.

>"What the fuck, Bubby?" She hisses at me, suddenly very angry.

"I didn't know it was a girlscout! At least we can just take all her cookies!"

>"Shut up! Can you heal her?!"

"I can heal the head wound, but I can't make her wake up!"

Theres noise outside our door-mamma kobold calling for her daughter. Shit, SHIT.

Bubbles 2013/01/14(Mon)12:39 No. 485216 ID: 389f2b
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While Ella is checking her over to make sure she's not dead or anything, I check to see what cookies she has.


All.

Fucking.

Thin mints.

Bubbles 2013/01/14(Mon)12:40 No. 485217 ID: 389f2b
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I fucking HATE THIN MINTS.


[end chapter one]

>>485217
Thin mints rule shut up. I'll kill you.

Alright. I think you have to come to terms with the fact you don't have a clue how to handle yourself in the real world. You're attacking children, for crying out loud. Enough with the power trip games.

Heal the kid, dispel the collar, and then we need a way to get the pup back to it's mother without getting in trouble. Get Ella's help, if you have to. Can you use hex magic for that? Mess with the mother's memory, or sense of what's going on?

>>485217
...there is something wrong with you. Seriously, medically, wrong. Thin mints are awesome. Samoas are better, but thin mints still rock.

This is now officially keep the angry dragon from hurting people quest. We're going to have to precede every set of instructions with orders not to attack people.