Sup fatty.

>>47974
Oh, hey Amxu. 'Sup?

Amxu 2009/09/20(Sun)12:40 No. 47990 ID: f2de2f
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AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

I see.

Take care of the whole childbirth thing.

>>47990
Yyyeah might wanna do something about that. Quick, to the operation room!
We don't have an operation room?
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM THEN.

Atu 2009/09/20(Sun)12:58 No. 48006 ID: f2de2f
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Grab the bed and squeeze like it's the evil man who stabbed this huge lump of pain into you, then I'll try to catch it when it shoots out!

Amxu: UUUUUUUAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGHHHHHH~

GOOD!

Um...maybe you should ask nako for help with this.

>>48006
Atu, as much as I'd like to see you "catch it when it shoots out", I'd prefer it if you got Nako and Stozo in here.

Make choo choo noises and yell into Amxu's exploding womb.

Atu 2009/09/20(Sun)13:19 No. 48034 ID: f2de2f
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>I'd prefer it if you got Nako and Stozo in here.

Those kids don't know what they're doing. Don't worry, I've done this all kinds of times!

This is a little odd though... Looks like you've got a little something extra down here...

>>48034
Its for getting Nako knocked up.

>>48034

That is her adventurous spirit!

Grrrbllsffsgrn?

>>48034
Poke it! See if it wiggles!

>>48034
Well, Stozo should be here anyway. He is the father, after all.

And, uh, what exactly do you mean by "something extra"?

inb4 twins

Atu 2009/09/20(Sun)13:31 No. 48055 ID: f2de2f
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>what exactly do you mean by "something extra"?

Twins!

Yay! Amxu hug Babies!

>>48055
Dawww
now to name them I propose
Zoozoob and Dawd

Wait a minute where the fuck did that green kid come from?

Stozo is blue, and Amxu is pink.

>>48066
... ATU!

The lime one shall be named Speerit.

The purple one shall be named Etvenger.

>>48066
it's a recessive gene on the male side.

The standard, color-less goblin is pink, due to their red blood.

The male was blue, signifying both green and yellow genes. duh.

>>48071

Way to completely kill the 'Banging the milkman' joke.

>>48072
and what's worse, I did it with both faulty color wheel and genetics information.

I feel proud.

how does gobbo know what genetics is

So how's the fort holding up?

Atu 2009/09/20(Sun)14:27 No. 48117 ID: f2de2f
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>So how's the fort holding up?

We made new rooms downstairs and the kobolds have moved into the old barracks. We need more goblins and the way we're doing it is too slow.

We gotta steal some new citizens!

Now, if you'll excuse me I'm going to let them revel in the beauty of new life while I go wash all the goop off my hands!

>>48117

STOZO! Stop poking your newborn ... uh ... kid! Do you not know that their skull is squishy? You could easily put a dent in it and make your kid a retard!

>>48071
That would have to be two double recessive genes, at the very simplest.

>>48117

I feel pity for the kids. Amxu just doesn't cut it for their milk.

STOZO TOOK THEM ALL AHAHAHAHA- *coughs*

Is this still a cutscene?

??? 2009/09/20(Sun)15:26 No. 48168 ID: f2de2f
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*Bzzzzt* *Pew* *Fzzzzzt*

Incoming neutronium golem!

Protect the horde!

wat

The Traveller Tito 2009/09/20(Sun)15:30 No. 48171 ID: 8ba93c
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Tito: "AAAAAAGH!"
>WHEEEEEE

>>48171
WRYYYYYYYYYYY

Call the others!

The Traveller Tito 2009/09/20(Sun)15:43 No. 48179 ID: 8ba93c
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>>48171
Tito: "No! This is still the wrong time! Pull me back!"
>One-two, one-two, and through and through

Fate 2009/09/20(Sun)15:44 No. 48181 ID: f2de2f
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Hello, hello! Just checking in on the new additions. Congratulations by the way.

>>48181

"Who the hell are you?!"

>>48181

CHALLENGE FOR DIVINITY, NOW

Fate 2009/09/20(Sun)15:50 No. 48188 ID: f2de2f
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Alright, down to business. Do you have names picked out for the little darlings?

Speerit and Etvenger.

>>48188
DEEPSTAB and CHOPKILL.

Wait.

Ikka and Nevo.

>>48188
Orange Crush and Guns of Brixton.

Wait, this isn't Antquest.

>>48194

Just to break the poll.

Punkin and Peaches

Tit and tat.

Cute goblin baby number one
and
Cute goblin baby number two

Fate 2009/09/20(Sun)16:25 No. 48233 ID: f2de2f
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>>48194
Sletbu and Stusnu? Okie Dokie! I'll just write that down and you folks have a nice life.

WAIT, WHICH IS WHICH

AND WHAT ARE THEIR GENDERS

>>48250

LOOK AT THE CROTCHES

Confused Parents 2009/09/20(Sun)17:07 No. 48284 ID: f2de2f
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>WAIT, WHICH IS WHICH AND WHAT ARE THEIR GENDERS?

Amxu: I think I'd know what my own chi- I got a girl here.

Stozu: This one's got a wang...

Amxu: Alright... So the girl can be Stusnu and the boy can be Sletnu.

Stozu: Hmm? Oh... Right.

Hows it to be a father Stozu? You feel proud or what?

can i has links to previous parts?

>Sletbu and Stusnu
You have failed me for the last time!

>>48305
http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/38498.html
http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/41411.html

>>48284
Stop ogling your son's boymeat, Stozu.

>>Pink Male Goblin

OH BOI

Jakus 2009/09/20(Sun)18:44 No. 48364 ID: f2de2f
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All the gobbos are fat and screaming. I don't get it...

>>48364
It's probably gas.

>>48364

Even the males?

Anyway, lift box and scream "METAL GEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR"

How's life treating you, kobold?

Jakus 2009/09/20(Sun)18:57 No. 48382 ID: f2de2f
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METAL GEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Brididayrer: !

Man, this is the life.

>>48382
Hide inside crate, go and see what the gassy goblins are up to.
You might consider sneaking herbs into their meals to make them stop being gassy.

>>48382

Okay, enough of that. Now that I see who we can control the character with...

... Wait. Assess character info.

Get your most trusted friends together and go steal a bunch of swords. Declare yourself king.

>>48389
or demand more nose rubs from nako

>>48382
...just a box.

Use super box hiding ability to go on a sneaking mission and steal some stuff from the nearby dorf fortress. that'll show those fat goblins who's the best around here.

Jakus 2009/09/21(Mon)13:55 No. 48846 ID: b1e366
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Yes! I am invisible, IN THE BOX!

Brididayrer: What are you doing, dummy?

>>48846
"Rubbing my nose!"

>>48846
Say nothing.
Wait for no one to be looking, then begin sneaking around.
Resist the urge to giggle.

>>48847
say nothing but make weird nose rubbing noise and moan

>>48846

ALERT! You've been spotted. Pull him in the box also. The box is rockin' don't come knockin.

Ask if he wants to practice nose rubbing. You know, for girls.

It's only gay if the nostrils touch.

Jakus 2009/09/21(Mon)15:46 No. 48930 ID: b1e366
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>ALERT! You've been spotted.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>>48930
nose rape him!

>>48930

You must silence him before he can call for help! I suggest holding his hands down and stealing his air through mouth to mouth. Suck it all out. This should knock him out. You can then hide his body in the box.

>>48930
push him off his bean bag and claim it as your own.

>>48953

Jakus! Remember the basics of CQC. Your mission is to secure Metal Gear Kitten for dinner. None must know of your presence or you'll be eating plump helmets again. A soldier cannot fight on empty stomach. I wonder how they taste.

>>49023

RAIDEN! Can love bloom on the battlefield?

Jakus 2009/09/21(Mon)18:02 No. 49037 ID: b1e366
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You are defeated! OM NOM NOM!

Brididayrer: Noooooooo~

(reposted due to reality error)

>>49037
So are you both males or does one of you like to go topless.

>>49037

Take Otakon on mission Jakus. We can share MGKitty with him.

This is just too cute. Alright, we need some manlyness to counter this out. One of you is going to go scout around the Dwarf Fortress.

Kobold Stealth Ops Force 2009/09/21(Mon)19:25 No. 49124 ID: b1e366
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>Take Otakon on mission Jakus. We can share MGKitty with him.

Brididayrer: Poophead...

Jakus: Quiet. We are sneaking...

Kobold Stealth Ops Force 2009/09/21(Mon)20:08 No. 49141 ID: b1e366
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Jakus: This is a sneaking mission... Avoid the gobbos!

>>49141
encounter an ooze. dub it "Liquid".
make it your lifelong rival.

>>49141

Let's sneak down and get some sweet weapons.

Head south to raid the armory!

>>49141

Sneak into south room.

Streak into south room.

>>49193
Everyone knows the less you wear the more sneaky you are!

>>49194
Yes and if you wear no clothing you are completly invicible.

>>49141

Sneak south to armory and wait for Grubold soldier to pass. Consider removing clothing to raise your camouflage rating. The target room should be south of here.

Kobold Stealth Ops Force 2009/09/22(Tue)04:15 No. 49226 ID: b1e366
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>Consider removing clothing to raise your camouflage rating.

Atu: Hmm? What was that noise? ... Probably nothing.

Tackle soldier into CQC. Jakus takes the high road, Brididayrer- I mean Otakon- takes the low.

Stay very still and wait for him to pass. The goal is to not be spotted, remember?

>>49226

Wait for it, wait for it... when she turns zip to the farm room. Tell Otakon you didin't know he was such a good operator. With that pink flush he should blend in with the plump helmets in no time.

>>49234
I put my full support behind this idea.

>>49229
This and if still get spotted this
>>49227

>>49234

For some reason, I don't think Otakon's a male.

>>49307

Oh, now I have a lady and tramp scene with bloody kitten entrails playing in my mind... and I find it cute.

>>49307
For some reason, I don't think Snake is either.

Kobold Stealth Ops Force 2009/09/22(Tue)17:05 No. 49395 ID: b1e366
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Atu: Mmph... Need snacks...

Jakus: Goooooooo~

Brididayrer: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Yes. You are the greatest Kobold Stealth Ops Force ever. Now arm up for a sneaking mission to steal a silken sock from the local Dorf Fortress.

>>49395

Load up on equipment.

Kobold Stealth Ops Force 2009/09/22(Tue)18:29 No. 49417 ID: b1e366
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>Load up on equipment.
>arm up for a sneaking mission to steal a silken sock from the local Dorf Fortress.

Jakus: What did we come here for again?

>>49417
to free the kittens of course!

>>49417

Equipment, duh! Plump helmets can be used as rations, and kittens make excellent improvised weapons!

Wrong room. Go into the one with the weapons.

eat some mushrooms first though.

>>49395
Come to think of it, the second kobold reminds me of Raiden.

Those plump helmets look very similar.

>>49515
They are all the same species and growing in nearly identical conditions.

>>49417

To share a kitten dinner of course. Grab one and run. Share it raw in candlelight, breath steaming from hot blood and fur sticking to teeth. Both of you begin eating the different end of the same piece of gut. Faster you must eat it first... Oh, nose bumpu- ~<3

Love can bloom on the battlefield.

You are here to procure transportation of course. Get on that cat's back and ride 'em kobold!

Kobold Stealth Ops Force 2009/09/22(Tue)23:25 No. 49651 ID: b1e366
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>share a kitten dinner

*nom* *slurp* *splat*

>>49651
Well that was fun, but now you are no longer naturally camouflaged! You must lick that blood from one another's noses and bodies.

DO IT.

OH GOD WHY?!

>>49651
D'AAAAAAAAAW

>>49651
This will not stand.

>>49651

Ahahaha, yes!

Kobold Stealth Ops Force 2009/09/23(Wed)04:02 No. 49691 ID: b1e366
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Oh this is the night, and the heavens are right!

On this lovely Trisbildayerblisflifberglimis.

Commense furious kobold mating ritual

>>49691
Fate has brought your noses together! Who are you to challenge that?

Rub! Rub noses! Nibble ears! HOLD HANDS!

>>49697
You sick pervert!

>>49691

What are your genders, anyways?

>>49700
Does it really matter?

>>49691

D'aaaaaaw

But cruel fate so late does interfere. When Nak- BIG BOSS finds our lovers on their dare.

Out you two are cast. Don't come back until you've proven your worth. Scout the dwarven base for reports of a great war machine are in the air. Why does the night sky glow over there? You must answer these. Now go and do as I please.

REMEMBER YOUR MISSION!
INFILTRATE THE ENEMY FORTRESS CHEESEHORSES! DESTROY THE FINAL WEAPON, +PIG TAIL SOCK+!

>>49719
I'm just going to go ahead and second this. Commense operation: Naked Sock.

>>49691
Oh come on why do we need Snake x Raiden yaoi in this thread? That's highly inappropriate!

Moonleaf 2009/09/23(Wed)16:55 No. 49934 ID: b1e366
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Hng... Fzz... Wha...

What a nightmare!

>>49934
Hi Moonleaf!

Had a bad dream? There there, it's alright.

Hiya Moonleaf! How goes things?

>>49934
Eh, deplorable actors don't necessarily make for a bad play; I thought the dream was rather nice. And it had kobolds too... what happened with you in the kobold camp?

Huzzah! No more playing house!

First order of business, get sterilized.
Second order of business, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN TRAINING, SHOW US YOUR SKILLS.

>>49934
How was that a nightmare? Are you afraid of the prospect of reproduction? It's perfectly natural, you know.

>>49934

Goddamit Moonleaf, I tought the bolds ate you. Now I'm dissapointed.

Go back to sleep woman.

>>49945
What he said.
SHOW US YO MOVES

>>49934
Where's your little kobold friend :o

Hey moonleaf, we think there might be a goblin fortress north of here that you should investigate.

She probably won't be able to fit through the entrance. Besides, her first priority is to find more elves so she can train/gather info.

Go back to sleep Moonleaf, we were having fun!

>>49934
you realise that the dream made you wet and horny (you're a yoai fan) and proceed Rub yourself

>>50151
>kobold yaoi fan

>>49691

I smell Lady and the Tramp in here reaaaaal good.

>>50158
I'd say it looks more like yuri...

But, Come On! SHOW us ya MOVES! YES!

Moonleaf 2009/09/24(Thu)17:06 No. 50446 ID: b1e366
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Right... The goblins have no chance! I will stab them where their brains are!

>>50446
...right. Care to fill us in on what happened since we last saw you?

Hell yes! Spare no one! Not even the children!

Ozud 2009/09/24(Thu)17:18 No. 50460 ID: b1e366
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Huh! Huu... Ahh! An inept elf with a spear wants to kill us!

Atu: Wonderful... Go back to sleep.

>>50460
Well that's why traps and kobold swarms for detection exist.

>>50460

Can't sleep, elves will get me. It's been quiet around here with no one knowing about our base. Too quiet. I can't believe nobody has found the truth about this place. The dwarves especially are a concern with their strange warmachines and drunken warriors. Mayby it's time to spy on them?

>>50471
good plan, but have sex with atu first

>>50473
agreed. she isnt pregnant enough to fight off an elf right now.

So... wait. Are us voices all just a dream too?

Ozud 2009/09/24(Thu)17:49 No. 50509 ID: b1e366
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>have sex with atu first

Atu: Sleeping... Bugger off...

Maybe later... Now I'm cold.

Call some kobolds over to lie ontop of you as a makeshift blanket.

Hug the blanket, or go check out whats going on in the other parts of the fort.

>>50509
hug the blanket and share body heat!

Well, get up and do something then.

dry hump the blanket

Ozud 2009/09/24(Thu)18:59 No. 50572 ID: b1e366
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>The dwarves especially are a concern with their strange warmachines and drunken warriors. Maybe it's time to spy on them.

Seems dangerous and horrifying, but I suppose...

>>50572
Just leave a note or a tiny engraving.

GO GO GO

GET HER AN ARTIFACT SOMETHING

>>50572
Assign to Kobolds to this test two that are skilled at stealth provide them with some invention which will allow you to communicate with them over large distances (like attaching too cups to a piece of string.)

>>50572

Our middle name is "dangerous and horrifying!" Let's do this!

>>50572
If you stay away from them and don't attack any or steal their stuff, they probably won't chase you.
They probably will double-check their defenses if they see you, though. Forewarned is forearmed.

>>50572

Or we could send an expedition of kobolds into the UNCHARTED AREAS to the Northeast to search for new wonders!

Ozud 2009/09/25(Fri)04:11 No. 50751 ID: b1e366
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>send an expedition of kobolds into the UNCHARTED AREAS to the Northeast to search for new wonders!

Kobolds dispatched. We should hear back from them soon, if they're not eaten by something.

>>50751
Admire the 'bolds dashing headband. God damn.

Go see if you can sabotage one of the bridges long the road between here and the dorf fortress. That way they wont be able to get over the river without losing valuable marksdorfs to carp.

>>50751

Since you're up early Ozud, get a cup of coffee.

>>50751
We do have a set time they're supposed to be back by, right? Make sure to set that up so we will know if they die or not.

>>50751

Heck yeah! Kobold Stealth Ops Force!

>>50756
YES COMMENCE SABOTAGE MISSION
Kobold BlackOps

Jakus 2009/09/25(Fri)16:43 No. 51045 ID: b1e366
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>sabotage one of the bridges long the road between here and the dorf fortress.

This bridge support has a lever on it...

Tie a rope to it and pull it from afar.

>>51045
Tie a rope to it and pull from maximum distance.

The bridge support has a destruct lever?!

>>51056
It's made by dwarves, of course it has a lever. Of course, god only knows what it actually does. Self destruct doesn't seem unlikely, though.

Agreed. Use rope to pull from afar.

God bless dorfen engineering

>>51060
In b4 Carp lake

Dwarf 1: Alright, this seems a pretty successful bridge! What say we pack up and head home, huh?"

Dwarf 2: Woah wait up there big guy. How about the self-destruct levers on the supports? How can we tear the bridge down if we need to?

Dwarf 1: That seems a terrible idea. We have explosives, we can just blow it up! Plus, why would we need to get RID of it?

Dwarf 2: Sorry, union rules.

Dwarf 1: Fine, at least they'll be conveniently placed so we can set them up from up top.

Dwarf 2: Yeah, I got bad news...

Everyone but the kobold: retreat to a different overworld tile.
Nameless, expendable kobold: just pull the damn lever.

>>51079
... In the future we should bring along kobolds for stuff like this.

>>51079
Nameless? Expendable?!
DO YOU NOT SEE THE MOTHERFUCKING HEADBAND?!

>>51377

Damn straight, that be Solid Jakus and you better respekt.

Jakus 2009/09/26(Sat)05:43 No. 51505 ID: b1e366
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???: A kobold in the riverrrrr? I've neverrrrr had kobold before. Let's see how it tastes, rrrrbt.

>>51505
Quick, camouflage!

If he still can see you it's time for some CqC.

Jakus 2009/09/26(Sat)08:56 No. 51518 ID: b1e366
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(epic fight music)

>>51518
Stab him in the eyeball!

>>51505
DON'T DIE

Kobold snack!

>>51518

Where is the rest of your squad?

>>51518
oh god... carps !!!

>>51518

Oh god. Otakon where are you?

Jakus 2009/09/26(Sat)09:42 No. 51528 ID: b1e366
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Frogman: Hrrk! Hrrk! Hrrk! No match forrrrrr me!

inb4 "Jakus? Jakus? JAAAAKKKUUSSS?"

Motherfucker...

Your entire race.. accidentally.

Jakus 2009/09/26(Sat)09:57 No. 51531 ID: b1e366
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Frogman: WHAT! AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGG!

>>51531

!!!!

Back up for air Jakus.

Drag the corpse up! You can have +Frogman Leather+ Socks!

YES, bring your spoils back to the camp! Then use a rope to pull the lever.

>>51531
Retrieve Headband.

>>51531

Cut open his stomach and use his guts as a rope for the lever. Let the stream pull the lever for us as the guts go taut.

>>51542
we can always make a +frogman headband+

Devour the delicious frogman flesh.

Jakus 2009/09/26(Sat)12:03 No. 51623 ID: b1e366
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Let's head back.

>>51623

You are awesome Jakus! Like our mini-rambo. Keep the knife for future badassery. Head back by rounding the mountains north side and coming in from the east. Let's make sure we are the only ones inhabiting the mountain.

Hiro!J02Ujjg4Nw 2009/09/26(Sat)12:21 No. 51644 ID: e3c397
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>>51623

Jakus has evolved into...
Jakus "The collapse of slime"!

>>51712
Now you must do a victory dance while the fanfare plays. And collect your EXP.

Jakus 2009/09/26(Sat)14:06 No. 51772 ID: b1e366
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>you must do a victory dance

...

>Head back by rounding the mountains north side and coming in from the east.

...

>>51772

Nooooouuuuu~ take Jakus back home. He needs a cat bone splint and a kitten skin band aid. Remember to lick wound clean.

Leave the Kobold to die.
Its a Kobold.

They EXIST to be expendable SLAVES

>>51772
Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAKE!

Get Jakkus, return him to base.

>>51842
Once again, do you not see the headband?! This bold is our hero unit!

>>51772
We need some way of regaining stamina... fast...
but how?
hrmm... frogs legs... I wonder...
How do they taste?

>>51863
We can just promote another one. We have reserves

>>51941
But this one's been levelling up. If we promote another, I doubt they'd be as good.
Besides, he's probably just dazed. Bring the boy back home!

>>51961
The mission is of vital importance.

Leave Redshirt or two with him.

Jakus 2009/09/26(Sat)16:48 No. 51999 ID: b1e366
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>hrmm... frogs legs... I wonder...
How do they taste?

They taste like victory! ... and a bit like chicken.

Outstanding. Now fall back and take the long way home so anyone viewing you thinks you went off somewhere other than where we actully came from.

>>51999
They kinda look like chicken wings too but they have that weird texture. And the bones are kinda creepy looking. You should fry them up.

Jakus 2009/09/26(Sat)19:31 No. 52083 ID: b1e366
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>Now fall back and take the SLEEP way home SLEEP anyone viewing you SLEEPS you went off SLEEP other than where SLEEP actually came SLEEP.

Going to sleep now...

Brididayrer: Oh... okay.

Lick his ears while he's sleeping.

Drag him back while he's sleeping.

Drag his ears back while he's sleeping.

>>52084
> Lick his nose while he's sleeping.
fix'd

>>52083

You did good, kid.

>>52083
You can't sleep here, this is Dorf country!

...carry him back, then.

Brididayrer 2009/09/27(Sun)03:40 No. 52290 ID: b1e366
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>You can't sleep here, this is Dorf country! ...carry him back, then.

AAAaaahn~ Do you mean now or yesterday?

>>52290
YESTERDAY YOU- ... I mean now.

>>52290

The sun is making shifty eyes. Better get a move on before it tries some shit.

Jakus 2009/09/27(Sun)09:55 No. 52307 ID: b1e366
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Mission complete... Stupid hidden cliff entrance...

I hope you brought back a frog leg.

Ozud 2009/09/27(Sun)18:24 No. 52798 ID: b1e366
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Some kobolds are back, but they didn't scout any new areas, because they were blowing up bridges?

Oh well... There's three more out there somewhere.

I could... Go.. To that dorf fortress, I guess... Dammit.

Let's wait for the other kobolds.

>>52798
Keep a watch on outside.

>>52798

Let's strike out into the new areas after those lazy kobolds!

Yes Ozud, go to the fortress. It is the only way. See if you can figure out when traders come and go. We may be able to raid the caravans for supplies and sacrifices.

We are still building a hideous unspeakable tower to dark gods, right?

Ozud 2009/09/30(Wed)19:19 No. 54713 ID: b1e366
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>We are still building a hideous unspeakable tower to dark gods, right?

Yeah... It just takes time and all... and you have to be careful or you will be kill by demons.

I'm just a bit worried about infiltrating the dorfs...

>>54713
Don't worry, it'll be fine. Either that, or you'll die horribly. So get laid first.

>>54713
>infiltrating
Just tie a beard on and wear a metal hat with pointy bits. Thats exactly how derfs look. They will let you walk in the front door.

No Ozud, YOU are the demons!

>>54713
Obscure your profile by wearing 4 or 5 cloaks on top of eachother. It's the "in" look among certain dorfen nobles.

and then ozud was a zombie

Ozud 2009/10/01(Thu)15:51 No. 55160 ID: b1e366
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>>54746
Maybe I should put this off until I can make a perfect disguise... Something so perfect the dorfs will never even know I was there...

Scrounge for materials. Let's see if there are any likely candidates for dwarf costume construction.

You could probably make an OK beard out of cat pelts if you left the fur on.

Shame theres no more dorf corpses lying around...

Can we go raid a caravan?

>>55166
Dwarf suits? That may be the best innovation in goblin stealth tactics, ever.
What did happen to those corpses, anyway? Did we tan them and turn them into something silly like waterskins, or did we not even bother?

Duct tape cats to your chin and underarms.

Ozud 2009/10/02(Fri)01:01 No. 55626 ID: b1e366
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I'll worry about it later... For now, it's warmer back in bed.

tch. procastinator.

SEXING GOBLINS 2009/10/02(Fri)18:07 No. 55904 ID: b1e366
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Atu: Hey... Quit it, I'm sleeping...

Ozud: Not anymore, are you going to try and stop me?

Atu: Mmph... Not even a little... <3

Right in the Pooper!

Right in the Pooper!

>>55904

Switch control to Nako.

>>55904
Nibble those ears!

Nako 2009/10/02(Fri)19:36 No. 55932 ID: b1e366
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>>55921
Snnrf... Ngh... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

>>55932

HEY WAKE UP YOU LAZY VIRGIN!

Jeeze, no wonder we don't have a tower to the dark gods. SO LAZY. WAKE UP.

Nako 2009/10/02(Fri)19:54 No. 55948 ID: b1e366
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Whaaaaat~?

Why is that cat not in the cage?

>>55948

Everyone else is having sex, so it's your job to get shit done! Now get up off your shapely ass and let's get to work!

Why is everyone sleeping all the time! Is there not work to be done? I swear, yo uguys are worse than dwarves.

Don't have anything to do? New Task: Carve a statue. A big one for the main hall. It'll be a statue of you 'freeing' the kobolds. It will menace with spikes of stone and hang with rings of stone. Chop Chop Girl. Jesus christ. How can you expect to attract migrants when you don't even have the basics of fortress value?

Goddamn get your lazy tits up off the ground and put that cat in the cage before it gets out of control!
We need to find shit to make beds out of, they're just sleeping on the floor apparently.

>>55954

This. The cats deserve proper cat beds.

Nako 2009/10/03(Sat)05:20 No. 56045 ID: b1e366
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>>55953
I don't know how to carve that. Give me something simpler.

>>56045
A goblin lifting her skirt.

How about a goblin killing a dwarf? or a goblin standing on a pile dorf skulls?

carve yourself, naked.

>>56045
It's obvious, isn't it. Make a statue of goblins and goblins and goblins. The goblins are laboring. The goblins are laboring. The goblins are laboring. Decorate it with bands of stone and spikes of stone.

>>56045
a statue of you mating with the kobolds.

That's right, nako. We know.

We've always known.

Or carve Amxu's babbies

>>56052
hey yeah. The first children of the fortress. How inspiring.

>>56053
You dont have to do things just to impress people >:|

Nako 2009/10/03(Sat)06:40 No. 56055 ID: b1e366
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>goblin standing on a pile dorf skulls.
>Yourself, naked.

How about a compromise?

Hell yeah. That'd give me good thoughts walking past any day.

Ummm... you did carve it in the main hall, right? You're not going to have to drag it out there now, are you?

>>56055
More than acceptable, madam

Pahfekt x3

Now... can we encrust it with jewels or bones or shells or something?

She's not a dorf, I'm surprised it came out that good looking. Asking her to encrust it with stuff will probably just end with accidentally breaking off something.

>>56055
Have you thought about making small statues to sell to some merchant? You're quite good at this.

Nako 2009/10/03(Sat)08:30 No. 56066 ID: b1e366
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Hehe... Oh thank you.

>>56066
Great! Switch control to Atu!

>>56066

D'awww, you sure are cute when you blush. <3

Atu 2009/10/03(Sat)09:38 No. 56070 ID: b1e366
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>>56067
...from screaming for help.

>>56070

That was a quickie.

It sure was.

What are you doing to that 'bold Atu?

strip naked

>>56072
>>56073
You could've easily combined those two posts you made there, pal.

If you were trying to samefag or something like that, it doesn't work here.

>>56074
nice job making a useless post to point how im making a double post.
Really giving a great example there, pall.

Alternatively, check out the statue Nako made.