Fire.

Fire!

A skull? Not sure if that's good or bad.

Attack Up

Attack up for me.

Flame.

Attack up

FLAMING BEES.

Fiyah!
fiyah makes everything bettah!

could we get a description of what each does after the choice is locked? I'm kinda curious on what the skull does.

rolled 1 = 1

---

1: fire
2: skull
3: attack

I got a skull :<

i got the skull

FLAME ON

Got fire!

Enchilada 2013/04/21(Sun)14:02 No. 507084 ID: 4740a0
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"Looks like you got fire, kid. Enjoy your incendiary ammo."

>"Whoa..."

>>507016

Not yet.

Enchilada 2013/04/21(Sun)14:03 No. 507085 ID: 4740a0
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YOU!
I WILL USE YOUR BONES TO PICK MY TEETH
DIE, DISGUSTING WHELP!!

welp time to light up the darkness. By that I mean shoot him some more.

Enchilada 2013/04/21(Sun)14:04 No. 507087 ID: 4740a0
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>"Wh-!!"

SHOOT IT!!!!

Cedric stay calm, take your gun, and KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

Dodge first!

Dodge and shoot.

If possible, ride the explosion of the incendiary weapons out of harm's way, using the wings your guns conveniently come with. (This is a dream- we can totally operate by rule of cool, right?)

>>507120
This

WHY DID HE HAVE TO BE EASILY DISTRACTED BY FIRE

YOUR LATENT PYROMANIA HAS DOOMED US ALL.

HAHA JUST KIDDING, BUT UNLESS YOU WANT THIS JERK TO MAKE GOOD ON HIS THREAT I SUGGEST PULLING THAT TRIGGER, FAST. YOU KNOW, BEFORE YOU LOSE YOUR HEAD. YOU NEED THAT THING.

Remember your roommate whatserface already got completely killed dead like twice, and recovered just fine. Dreams be crazy.

Enchilada 2013/04/23(Tue)08:13 No. 507381 ID: 4740a0
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>>507110
>>507120

>"W-whoa!!"

Enchilada 2013/04/23(Tue)08:14 No. 507382 ID: 4740a0
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>>507089
>>507097
>>507151

BLAM!

GYAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHH--!!

Enchilada 2013/04/23(Tue)08:15 No. 507383 ID: 4740a0
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"Whoo! I think you nailed him."

Enchilada 2013/04/23(Tue)08:16 No. 507384 ID: 4740a0
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SPLORCH!!

Enchilada 2013/04/23(Tue)08:16 No. 507385 ID: 4740a0
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"...Maybe not."

She's alive, don't worry she can't die. She'll be fiine.

Hmm. The patient is still combative. Doctor Dreamguns prescribes more exploding bullets to the face.

maybe... maybe you can use half of her body to club it if it gets too close, or use the upper half like a puppet...

also fiyah is needed. fiyah makes it go away, so more fire means longer time gone... right?

who cares about her, keep on shooting

she's fine trust us this is just a really F***ed up dream, but still keep shooting that thing because the faster you kill it the faster you can wake up.

WELL, THANKS FOR TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM, DREAMGIRL. YOU UH... YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY GRUESOME. CAN YOU STILL PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER HERE IN HIS HEAD? IF NOT, I DON'T EXACTLY FANCY THE BOY A SURGEON.

AND WHAT'S THIS DUDE MADE OF, ASBEESTOS? WHATEVER, SETTLE HIS HASH, GIVE FREDDIE SPAGHETTI HERE A FORTY-FIVE CALIBER MAKEOVER. DON'T FORGET TO COMPLIMENT HIM ON HIS HOT NEW LOOK, EITHER, THE FUCKIN' JERK.

OH, AND LIKE THE OTHERS SAID, CONTRARY TO ALL APPEARANCES MYR SHOULD BE ALRIGHT, SO YOU MIGHT SHOW SOME GRATITUDE BY NOT STARING AT HER BLOODY STUMP AND PUTTING THOSE TOYS SHE GAVE YOU TO GOOD USE.

Look at the bright side. It's.. uh, wow you can see her organs and everything...

>>507413

THE ONLY BRIGHT SIDE TO THIS IS GONNA BE THAT MONSTER'S FUNERAL PYRE.

Remember, only YOU can die in your own dream!
so uh
try not to get hit..?
seriously though, we uh
we gotta start fighting this thing for real man, more dakka dakka and less tremble tremble.

Any ideas, our bisected little friend?

Suggestion 2013/05/03(Fri)07:46 No. 508582 ID: 4740a0
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>>507387
>>507395
>>507395

>"I-if you say so..."

>>507413

>"Guh..."

>>507391

"Don't even think about it, kid. Though... maybe after this you can string me up and stuff me full of candy. I'd make a nice pinata!

>"M-Myr!!"

"Alright, alright, I was just joking. Also you're about to get sliced."

>"WHOA!"

BLAM BLAM

Suggestion 2013/05/03(Fri)07:47 No. 508583 ID: 4740a0
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GRYYAAAARGH!!

Suggestion 2013/05/03(Fri)07:47 No. 508584 ID: 4740a0
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gg--uurrghhh...

[Animated]

level up!

Good job, Cerdic! Play victory fanfare, collect dream XP, level up.

And make a commemorative pinata.

anyone have a mop? I think we want to clean that up.

told you you'd win

OH MAN HE REALLY WAS GORILLA GLUE.

>>508584
Neat, he dropped some letters. Get those letters! Maybe we can put them on a shirt or something.

>>508598
I could've sworn for a moment you'd written "Gorilla Grue"....

>>508608

YOU'VE CREATED A MONSTER.

Careful, we don't want to be eaten by a Glue.

it looks milky. have a taste.

>>508582
Jeez, somebody's into some weird shit... Still, I guess guro isnt much of a bad thing in a plane of perception where you arent killable.

Shoot the fucking puddle! In-fact, shoot until there is nothing left. There's no kill like overkill!

Also, Myr... stuff you full of candy and string you up? How... lewd of you. :D

Enchilada 2013/05/12(Sun)15:05 No. 510058 ID: 4740a0
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"Good work, buddy. We got outta that one without a scratch ...Well, one of us did, anyway."

>>508644
I could use a drink...

>"Myr..."

"Hee."
>>509523

"I have a load of secrets that you don't need to know anythiiiing about~"

Enchilada 2013/05/12(Sun)15:07 No. 510060 ID: 4740a0
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"Alright kid, this joke's gettin' old. Help me up here."

>"Uh... okay..."

"Hey, you're finally taller than me!"

>"Myr... what IS all this? What was that thi-"

Enchilada 2013/05/12(Sun)15:10 No. 510062 ID: 4740a0
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>"-MM!"

"Chill, kid. Lemme thank you for bein' my hero."

>M-my first kiss... WITH MYR?

"Lemme thank you..."

Enchilada 2013/05/12(Sun)15:13 No. 510063 ID: 4740a0
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"Lemme... thank you."

>"GUH! WHY DID YOU...??"

"Wake up."

>"What??"

"Wake. Up."

Enchilada 2013/05/12(Sun)15:14 No. 510064 ID: 4740a0
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"AUGH"

>M-my first kiss... WITH MYR?
Don't worry dude, it was a dream. Totally doesn't count. (Unless you want it to).

Welcome back to the world of the waking. Looks like we're still in your head. How do things look in the real world this day?

Mornin Cedric. Time to smell the ashes.

dream kisses don't count. cause i am sure you dreamed abut you and rella be like THAT before.

Morning Cedric! Welcome to Reality again, bet it's going to be a bit boring now that you don't have badass guns.

You had one very interesting roommate I'll give you that much. Anyways now that's over let's see how this day is going to be

good morning, and yeah as the others said, dreamkisses don't count, maybe bonzi will be your first? huehuehuehuehue....
anyway, check yourself for any marks recieved during the dream then grab something to drink & probably a wash

inspect boner

Rush outside to check that everything is still ok. Forget to wear pants.

No worries, Cedric. Kissing in a dream is like kissing the back of your hand.
Doesn't count as a different person.

WELP. THAT SURE WENT PLACES WE NEVER WANTED IT TO. BUT LET'S LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE: YOU'RE NOT TRAPPED IN AN ENDLESS NIGHTMARE WITH AN EVIL BALL OF DENTAL FLOSS AND AN AMOROUS TORSO. YOUR DAY IS ALREADY OFF TO A GREAT START.

So let's just calm down and reflect on your little slumber party for a moment. I wouldn't dwell on getting to first base with half of your old roomie or the subsequent stabbing, I'm reasonably sure she was just trying to shock you into waking up. This is assuming you're actually awake. If you have the presence of mind to avoid injuring yourself I'd suggest pinching your arm just to be sure.

Anyway, this is going to sound really weird to you at first but it may come in handy later: Do you have a pencil? Spare paper? If you don't, get a notebook and something to write with later on. I think you should start keeping a dream journal.

Let Bonzi know you're okay. And brush your teeth. Good hygiene is the first step to becoming a great psychonaut, you know. You know what the second step is?

Hallucinogens.

I don't think you're ready for better living through chemistry yet so let's focus on step one for a while. Be sure to write this crazy shit down before you forget it.

Well, it's a good thing that was just a normal ordinary dream and had no special properties whatsoever, explainable by entirely mundane means that involve neither Myr nor a mysterious monstrous assailant.

The guns were pretty cool though.

Is that a magic gun in your pocket or do you just have morning wood.

...Wait that's not how the joke goes.

>>510244

GET OFF THE STAGE

freaky trip.

take a piss, that'll probably do away with the morning wood.

I'm really starting to like this myr chick, she knows her shit.
Anyhow, get yo ass dressed sonny, splash some water on yo ugly mug:
we got a busy day of wooing the giantess to do.

Wait, wait, guys. Okay, cleanliness is next to godliness but that monster was in Rella's mind first. Think it might be wise to pay her a visit after buddyboy here gets cleaned up? If everything checks out we can get back and I dunno what. What day of the week is this even supposed to be?

>>510064
Myr seems like a bit of a psycho. Also, she is trying to become a major player in things and we don't know what her goals are. Could be dangerous.

Check on whats-her-face, the really big one. Strike up a conversation.
Man, I'm horrible with names.

yeah see if bonzi is awake yet and if not, prepare some breakfast for her?

hopefully whilst going through that dream you didn't thrash about & wake her

Enchilada 2013/05/17(Fri)15:28 No. 511354 ID: 4740a0
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>>510073

You say that like it's a bad thing...

>>510178

I-if you say so. I don't even know how to think right now.

>>510244
>>510313
>>510083

I DON'T have a boner.

Enchilada 2013/05/17(Fri)15:29 No. 511355 ID: 4740a0
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You totally have a boner, buddy.

...is this one of those wake up to a dream from a dream things, or are you really here, Myr?

Or did I wake up but you're not really here but still haunting my head along with the voices. *poke poke*

>>511355

OH GOD DAMMIT.

Okay, okay, look. I have a plan. It's a fabulously boner-free plan so I'm sorry to rain on everyone's dick parade, but look, we've got business to attend to and people to terrify. Myr, pinch his arm. Cedric, pinch hers. I don't even know whose dream this is anymore so we're going to cover our bases here. If that doesn't work, shit, I dunno, just pinch everybody. Ask permission first so you don't come off like a fucking creep.

THAT GOES FOR BOTH OF YOU.

It probably wasn't caused by the kiss
Remember, it's morning wood for pete's sake, nothing to be embarrassed about. It's just nature. Just get dressed quick and find something to distract yourself from what you experienced. Ask the purple lady if it's fine to tell Rella about the crazy dream, or wise. She's gets moody when you talk about her voices and past, I'm sure Bonzi's probably the best person to ask about that actually, if Myr gives you permission. Then again, we just might ignore her permission, but we also might need her guns in the future too.

Oooh kay, she just appeared out of no-where, so unless she's a ninja, either you're still dreaming, OR your friend here has taken the advice to move out of your home by moving into your head.

Tell her to keep the place tidier than she did last time, and that you'll want some sort of rent paid.

>>511355
And now you don't.

What the hell is going on here.

OK first, you got evicted yesterday Myr. What are you doing STILL ON THE PREMISESS

Relax, she doesn't seem to be bothered and its not hurting anybody so just roll with it.

Enchilada 2013/05/17(Fri)17:02 No. 511370 ID: 4740a0
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>>511356
>>511366
>>511361

"Cedric here is still dreaming. As much as I'd love to hang around in his head all day, I have other things to do."

>"Myr? Wh- I thought I woke up??"

"Well, you kinda did. You're in that weird gap between consciousness and unconsciousness."

>"Are... you going to kiss me again?"

"If you want me to~"

>"No."

"Oh. Then in that case, I'm here to tell you something real important. Look at my face. This is my serious face. When I have it on, I have something important to say, kiddo."

>"Well, what is it?"

"Keep a close eye on your pink girlfriend, buddy. Asides from staring at her butt, as I'm sure you do."

>"Myr."

"Not that it isn't a nice butt..."

>"MYR."

"Right, right, back on topic. Don't let 'er out of your sight! It's very important you don't."

>"But, why--?"

"IT'S VERY IMPORTANT."

>"OKAY OKAY, I won't let her leave my sight!"

"Cool. Well, time to wake up."

SNAP

>>511370
Wake up.

Wakeup!

... wonder if we are still going to be with Cerdic when he wakes up or are we going to hope into someone else's head. I feel we are sticking to Cerdic this time around but I've been wrong before.

Enchilada 2013/05/17(Fri)18:44 No. 511381 ID: 4740a0
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>>511372
>>511373

Ugh, what a dream

[End of Chapter III]

>>511381
Wait what? You're not Cedric.

Aw, not this jerk.

It seems that we switch hosts whenever our host is sleeping near someone else who's asleep.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>511413

NEW FRIENDS HAVE COME TO PLAY WITH US.

Now we've got a chance to drive the guy insane!

oh hi Manchester

I hope you haven't forgotten your 'arrangement' with Bonzi