>>47329
That's actually not a bad idea in theory, but in reality it retains the creepiness of sneaking into her quarters, while losing the romantic aspect.

>>47333
Naw, I actually do think you're being a tremendous faggot. Sorry, but if you want everyone to think you're cool, you're doing it wrong. Also, note that we do have rules now.

Reaver 2009/09/19(Sat)13:48 No. 47353 ID: fb5d8e
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I suppose it would be romantic to escape with her, but it's also highly irresponsible.
..Well, either way, I should atleast tell her farewell, no matter how unorthodox.

There's just one guard on this level of the tower - None of us are very important, and we're deep inside the palace.
If I can sneak past him the rest of the way should be free.

Just leave her a brief but sincere note.

Toss something shiny in a direction. When he goes to investigate, dash past him.

>>47354

The note should say

"Dear Spiked Chain.

Sorry, I'm not into incest. I'm off to find someone with a more interesting genepool. Bye.

Love
your ex-groom"

Balisong 2009/09/19(Sat)13:56 No. 47363 ID: fb5d8e
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I'll throw one of the jewels from my robe at his feet.

>PLING
>"Hm? Vhat's dis?"

Wow! He must be sleepy or something!
By the time he gets up I'll be around the corner, and then it's a short way to Spiked Chain's room.

>>47360
How about something like this instead...

She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that 's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellow'd to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impair'd the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o'er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express
How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.

And on that cheek, and o'er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!

Love,
Balisong

PS: Gone to kill some dudes. If I don't come back, avenge my death.

>>47365
lol

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)14:07 No. 47373 ID: 490521
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Special treatment for the delicate flower?

(I take it you didn't read the ban reason. No one else on the ENTIRE BOARD has to put up with trolls. Reaver is no exception. I'm not doing this because he is special. I am doing this because we are tgchan.)

Balisong 2009/09/19(Sat)14:07 No. 47374 ID: fb5d8e
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Well, uhm.. I didn't actually bring any paper, pen or ink with me.

>>47374
Well, that's too bad. Looks like it's plan A. Or you can recite it to her.

>>47373

We?

>>47380
Yes, we. Us. Posters on tgchan.

>>47374
Write it in blood, on her wall.

>>47385
Um.
No.

Knock on the door you stupid.

>>47374
Burst in romantically!

>>47387

Good idea. We can use the blood from our nose.

BURST IN

>>47373
technically speaking, we don't have a rule against trolling here. You mean flaming.

Also note that this is why I suggested in /txt/ to have a rule against faggotry.

Balisong 2009/09/19(Sat)14:29 No. 47407 ID: fb5d8e
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Allright, I'll burst in confidently!

..!

>"Who is it?"

..She seems to be studying the Book of the Dark Moon. I don't know if she's very religious or simply following tradition.

"It is I! Your cousin! I thought I would drop in for some hot incest on incest action."

You don't recognize her? Must be an intruder. Draw your blade and demand to know what she did with the chambers rightful inhabitant.

>>47407
It is I, Darkmoon Balisong!

>>47407

Slip your hood down. Introduce yourself. Compliment her beauty.

>>47412

Despite being engaged and living in the same palace, they have probably never actually met before. Royalty is weird that way.


Since you are flouting proper etiquette anyway, perhaps a nom de guerre is in order? Introduce yourself as the dashing rogue Butterfly Knife. You have heard rumors of the legendary beauty of Darkmoon Spiked Chain, and wished to see if they were true.

>>47425
Oh hell yes, that is a brilliant idea.

Reaver 2009/09/19(Sat)14:43 No. 47429 ID: fb5d8e
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>"It is I, Darkmoon Balisonk!"
>"Balisonk? Come sitink vhith me. It is not like you to beink sneak around like this."
>"Uhm.. You are beink vhery beautiful tonight."
>".... Is somethink wronk?"

>>47429
Confess your feelings about your position in life, your drive to help against the Skullking. Tell her you wish to know her better, and that you tire of sitting in the castle all day.

>>47429
Tell her everything!
How you tire of sitting about doing nothing and you want to help your people, how you plan to join the army, and how you wanted to wish her farewell before you left!
Do it as dramatically as possible!

>>47437
Make lots of arm gestures.

>>47439
Yes, definitely.

>>47429

She looks a tad older than you.

...Well done, lad.

>>47440
Also tell her to not try to stop you.

Women tend to hit maturity before men.

>>47429

SING TO HER.

I MEAN IT WORKED IN MUDY QUEST, IT CAN'T FAIL NOW.

Balisong 2009/09/19(Sat)15:02 No. 47454 ID: fb5d8e
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Spiked chain is about 350 years older than me, but the difference in years will be insignificant once I reach 500 as well.
Our marriage was arranged for all sorts of reasons I have yet to understand; How well our match was held no priority.

>"Spiked Chain.. I.. I am runnink avhay... I- I don't vhant to livink this isolated life anymore! I am vhantink to join the army and protentink Firevhater! Protetink you, and all the family!"
>"Balisong... You are beink brave. Alvhays havink you been mature for your age. I vhould have been a proud vhife."

She wants you. You should consume that sweet incest love fruit now.

Cover her nose, though. We don't want our clothes to be stained.

>>47454

Hug her. "And I would have been a proud husband."

>>47457

You must mean "And I will be a proud husband".

>>47454
>>47457
Ooh! Oh!
This is the perfect time for some kind of dramatic promise that you'll be back after the war is over!
Make her pine for you~

>>47463
No need to be a dick about it. Just stay with
>>47457

Balisong 2009/09/19(Sat)15:20 No. 47468 ID: fb5d8e
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>"And I would have been-- No.. When the war is over, I /will/ be a proud husband."
>"Balisong.. Be safe."

>>47468
Awwwright.

Now, let us abscond!

Say that what you do, you do for the common good.

How good are you at sneaking? If you're real good, you could probably make your way as a singleton killing skullmen without being in the army at all.

>>47468

Take your leave. Let's go smite some evil.

"Don't worry fine lady, the powers of the god Ra-Ilroad'on will keep us safe from harm."

Balisong 2009/09/19(Sat)15:35 No. 47483 ID: fb5d8e
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Alright, with a plan formed and farewells said I can put things into motion.
I should be able to make my way downstairs without too much trouble.

Many thanks for the help, esteemed ancestral spirits. I will call upon you again soon.

That was an enjoyable (if not boring) train ride.

Too bad we didn't make a stop on incest city central station.

>>47490

Maybe they did, we just didn't get to see it.

I'm always intrigued when a quest focuses primarily on setting and atmosphere. I look forward to seeing where this is going.
Good to see the follow-through and promises of more.

Also thank you for not fallingman.gif

>Too bad we didn't make a stop on incest city central station.

Yeah, it's too bad Reaver isn't doing the same fucking thing people suggest in every god damned thread.

Grow up.