Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)11:54 No. 47180 ID: 5ba271
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The nixie rudely cuts in! She says she'll allow you to drink from her pool one more time before she'll be forced to attack you.

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)11:55 No. 47183 ID: 5ba271
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The nixie goes underwater.

>>47183

Piss in pool

Pee on her face. She needs a lesson in MANNERS.

Drink first, since she said you could, then use the extra ammo to piss in her pool

1/4? Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)12:46 No. 47247 ID: 5ba271
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>>47206
>>47201
>>47185
Why... that's...
That was completely unnecessary!

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)12:46 No. 47251 ID: 5ba271
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Unforgivably rude!

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)12:47 No. 47254 ID: 5ba271
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You return the water to the pool.

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)12:48 No. 47256 ID: 5ba271
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And trot off to civilization.

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)18:03 No. 47549 ID: 5ba271
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You come a cross a decidedly evil-looking tree.

It's clearly some sort of wood owl. Ask it how it's day has been. Be ready to punch it if it becomes surly.

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)18:44 No. 47567 ID: 5ba271
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>Wood owl
That's just silly.

You greet the tree, inquiring how it's day has been.

"Weeeeeeelllllllll... saaaaaaaame oooooooooooold, saaaaaaaame oooooooooooold Aaaaaahye s'pooooooose."

You seem down,tree!

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)19:14 No. 47599 ID: 5ba271
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"Is something the matter? You seem down."

"Oooooooooooohhhh, nooooooooooo, noooot muuuuuch. Weeeelllllll... toooo tellll the truuuuuuth, Aaaaaahye thiiiiiiiink iiiiiiiiiiit iiiisssssss tiiiiiiiime foooooooor meeee toooooooooo moooooooove oooooooon. Theeeeeeeee peeeeeopleeee aroooooooouuuuund theeeeeeeese paaarts, theeeeey knooooooooow hoooooow toooooo avooooooid meeee noooow."

>>47599
"Well, if you had some nice foliage and grew some big juicy apples, I bet people would love to sit and relax underneath you."

>>47599

...Why would they need to avoid you?

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)19:33 No. 47609 ID: 5ba271
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>>47600
Seeeeeeeedliiiiiiiiiing, yooooooooooooou dooooooooo nooooooooot uuuuuunderstaaaand. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahye doooooooooooooo nooooooooot seeeeeeek theeee compaaany oooofff theeee raaaaaceeees of meeeen. Theeeeey aaaaaare aaaaa treeeeee-slaaaaaaauuuughteeering, laaaaaand-woooooooundiing, liiiiiiife-eeeeeeeendiiing, paaaaaact-breeeeeaaaaking, foooooooreeeeeeest deeeeeevooooouring plaaaaague upoooooon thissss laaaaaaaand. Aaaaaaaahye wiiiiiiiiish nooooooothing but deeeeeeaaaaath upoooon theeeeeeiiir iiiiilk.

>>47609
Ask him why he's upset then, since he apparently hates the people around here.

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)20:31 No. 47630 ID: 5ba271
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>>47609
You can barely keep your eyes open at this point.

He talks so slowly, it would probably be faster to earn enough money to buy a library and research it on your own.

>>47630
Nibble on his bark. :3

>>47636
THIS ONE IS WISE. CONSUME THE BORING CREATURE'S FLESH.

>>47599
"they know how to avoid me now"?
Sounds like this tree tries to kill humans!
Best not to anger it. Move along now.

>>47630
Ask if there is anything you can do to help him.
AND STAY AWAKE. have a little respect for your elders, geeze.

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)21:31 No. 47661 ID: 5ba271
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>>47637
>>47636
You politely inform him that you find him boring.

He rears up in anger!

He begins gesturing with his branches!

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)21:32 No. 47662 ID: 5ba271
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You are not where you were before.

>>47662
Goddamn magic trees.

Where are we now, praytell? And where did your legs go?

>>47662
A colorless landscape? I hope you're not dead, alpaca.

1/3 Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)21:58 No. 47672 ID: 5ba271
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>Dead?
You're still breathing, so this seems unlikely.
>Legs?
Covered by your fluff. You're sitting down.
>Bearings?
To your west is a cliff, with a forest below.

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)22:00 No. 47673 ID: 5ba271
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To the north is cliff, but with a manageable slope.

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)22:01 No. 47674 ID: 5ba271
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To the south is...

Oh, hey. He teleported you north, next to the city.

>>47673
It can't be this simple.
Banishing an alpaca to a mountain is like unto the stories of a specific rabbit.
Walk carefully.

Stupid tree. Vow revenge. Pee off side of mountain.

>>47686
>Vow Revenge
Ladies and gentlemen, OUR FIRST OBJECTIVE.

We must return. This time with fire. Or an axe.

>>47674
... anyway, for the moment, let's head southwards, towards the city.

Where we can find the resources to facilitate our revenge.

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)22:36 No. 47694 ID: 5ba271
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You cautiously head south, towards the gate of the city, swearing revenge for this humiliation as you do so.

It appears the city gate is closed.

>>47694
Punch the gate open!

>>47694
Knock politely.

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)23:18 No. 47737 ID: 5ba271
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You politely kick on the door.

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)23:28 No. 47744 ID: 5ba271
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The door swings open.

Go in!

Go in!

Suggestion 2009/09/20(Sun)10:00 No. 47919 ID: 5ba271
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You enter the town. There appears to be a town map, with the stores listed, in front of you. There are three obvious ways to go, left, right, and forward. There is no one in sight.

>>47919
Go forward.
Trip over map.

>>47919
Jump onto map and pose.

>>47919
Silly alpaca, you can't read. Clearly, your only option is to piss on the map.

Suggestion 2009/09/20(Sun)11:15 No. 47934 ID: 5ba271
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>>47926
You leap onto the map and pose!

Any thieves will think twice before trying to steal from you!

Suggestion 2009/09/20(Sun)11:17 No. 47935 ID: 5ba271
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You slip off the pedestal.

Suggestion 2009/09/20(Sun)11:31 No. 47936 ID: 5ba271
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You are knocked unconscious.