This is a story. From North America.
"Daddy daddy huuuuurry!" You shout. "I saw something scuuuurry!"
Your father bursts into the room.
"Son, what's all this screaming for? You're gonna wake the neighbors next door!" How do you respond?
Dad: Beat your son.
>>46236 "I saw a spider under the bed!"
Show us your FREAKY RODENT TEETH!
>>46236 The neighbors raped me!
Say "Daddy I think there's a sergal on my floor. Is it, and will you kill it?"
>>46238 "Daddy I think there's a [noun] on my floor! Is it? And will you [verb] it?" Oh no! You need to clarify your response!
SERGAL HUG
>>46244 I HAVE BEEN ABUNDANTLY CLEAR, GOOD SIR
>>46244 See >>46243
Dad: Beat your son for demonstrating poor communication skills. He is obviously ditching school to smoke pot with his friends.
"Daddy I think there's a Sergal on my floor! Is it? And will you Hug it?"
"Son you call me in the middle of the night, to come into your room, and appreciate life? Is that what they teach you in military school?"
"But daddy it's cute. It's got luxurious fur. A tufted tail. A soothing purr."
>>46260 This. <3
>>46260 THIS.
"But daddy it's cute, it's got luxurious fur."
"A tufted tail."
"A sooooooothing purr."
Dad: Say "Son, it's not cute. It's just a monster. Take a deep breath and open your eyes. Look how ravenous its teeth are, dripping saliva across your floor."
"Son it's not person, it's just a furry! Take a deep breathe and end its life! Look how crooked his legs are, yiffing across your bedroom floor! Do you know the proper name?"
>>46267 This, but 'not adorable' probably matches better.
"Son it's not cute it's just brutality, take a deep breath and appreciate strife..."
"Son its not acceptable, its not even reality. Take a deep breath, and open your eyes."
>>46270 Yeah, that makes more sense. Maybe add "Do you know the proper name?" or "Do you know the proper subspecies?" or "Do you know its top speed?"
"Look how terrible his teeth are, drooling across your bedroom floor."
"Do you know, the proper name?"
>>46277 Furry!
"Monster!"
>>46277 SERGAL! (Y'know, what we've been calling it?)
"Furry!"
"That's right."
>>46284 "It lives in a world full of races, big and small, fluffy and scaley, it's not the center of their world. How would you feel if a giant army came out of nowhere and decided to crush you?"
Dad: Say "We're living in a world that's full of creatures, big and tall, furry and dribbling. We have to KILL THEM."
"We're living in a world, full of people..."
"...Big and small,"
>>46295 Dribbling?
"Furry and NSFW."
"Why would you center on the fur?"
>>46301 WHY ARE YOU KILLING A SHAYMIN OH GOD D:
>>46301 ERI OH NO NOT ERI
"How would you feel if a sergal dong, came out of the sky, and decided to fuck you?"
p-probably not as bad as I ought to?
"I guess I'd be sick, but Daddy... What if... The sergal hugged me?"
>>46306 I guess I'd be scared, but daddy, What if it's yiffy?
>>46312 "I guess I'd be scared, but daddy, whaaaat if, I love the fluffy?"
""I guess I'd be yiff, but Daddy... What if... The sergal loved me?"
"He doesn't love you son, its only lust. Your logic is flawed, you've come undone."
"Swallow your pride."
>>46318 Swallow the jizz. What if the sergal said the same thing? "Daddy daddy, hug that thing!"
"What if the sergal said the same thing?"
"Daddy daddy, hug that kid."
>>46299 >Dribbling? Why did I spend half an hour making this?
>>46326 "But that's the point dad! What if he did? That's why... I have to be on top!"
That's the point, Dad! What if he did? That's why, I must reciprocate~!
"But that's the point dad, what if he did? Thaaaat's why, I have, to be, on top!"
"What if he did? What if he didn't?"
Dad: Sing "What if he did? What if he didn't? Either way it's pretty fucked up!"
"What if the world were made of pudding?"
"All I'm saying is consider, something, besides your."
"Thirst for love."
>>46348 "Dad, you're right. Now I see. Maybe, he's got, a family~"
"Dad, you're right. Now I see. Maybe, he's got, a family~"
"Dad, your right. I can't be apart of this faggotry".
Dad: Go "8I"
>>46353 THIS.
>>46360 Say godspeed as you punch child out of house.
>>46360 Sergal: Peek out from under the bed. <3
We got the good ending.
>>46366 We got the worst ending. D:
>>46366 >>46379 The best worst ending ever!
We got the BEST ENDING.
>This thread Fukken masterpiece.
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