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46162 No. 46162 ID: 64f8ae

E2M1

Cry for Eternity
Expand all images
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No. 46164 ID: 1afd58

BAWWW
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No. 46165 ID: 64f8ae
File 125324425570.jpg - (100.09KB , 800x600 , gender.jpg )
46165

rolled 4 = 4

Our gender will be determined by the Gods.
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No. 46166 ID: 1afd58

BAWWW
>>
No. 46167 ID: 15f6d6

;_;
>>
No. 46171 ID: 1689ab

We are woman, hear us Bawww
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No. 46174 ID: 64f8ae
File 12532448652.jpg - (52.07KB , 800x800 , instruments.jpg )
46174

Choose the instrument we shall use to play the song of our people.
>strings
>brass
>woodwinds
>keyboard
>drum
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No. 46176 ID: 6164e0

>>46174
DOOBIE

KEYBOARD FUCK YES 80'S DOOBIE
>>
No. 46177 ID: 9e9b47

>>46174

Strings.
>>
No. 46178 ID: 15f6d6

Strings!
>>
No. 46180 ID: 476456

Keyboard keyboard keyboard!
>>
No. 46181 ID: f44349

>>46174
Oh man.
Keyboard.
Superdefinately keyboard.
>>
No. 46182 ID: c78e80

>>46174
Strings :V
>>
No. 46184 ID: 7eda8b

Keyboard.
>>
No. 46185 ID: f4963f

>>46174
Strings, baby.
>>
No. 46187 ID: 42b14f

>>46174
keyboard
>>
No. 46189 ID: f2de2f

Keyboard!
>>
No. 46192 ID: 1689ab

Strings up in this motherfucker.
>>
No. 46193 ID: 1afd58

>>46174
Keyboard
>>
No. 46195 ID: fdc826

Keyboard!
>>
No. 46200 ID: b94893

Keytar
>>
No. 46201 ID: 9891a9

Keytarboard!
>>
No. 46202 ID: 43d730

>>46174
I don't see an accordion there, mister.
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No. 46203 ID: 64f8ae
File 12532457955.jpg - (148.44KB , 800x800 , keyboard.jpg )
46203

He's well practiced on the keyboard!
>>
No. 46204 ID: b94893

>>46203
FUCK YES KEYBOARD
>>
No. 46205 ID: f4963f

>>46203
My word. It is glorious.

I regret ever haven chosen strings.
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No. 46206 ID: 64f8ae
File 125324585348.jpg - (60.47KB , 800x800 , hairs.jpg )
46206

Now shall we do the punk, the classical, the mullet, the short, the 'fro, or the metal hair?
>>
No. 46207 ID: f4963f

>>46206
FRO BABY
>>
No. 46208 ID: 1689ab

oh wow.
Metal.
You can't kill The Metal.
>>
No. 46209 ID: 15f6d6

CLASSICAL!
>>
No. 46211 ID: b94893

>>46206
Classical.

Amadoobus Mozart.
>>
No. 46213 ID: 43d730

>>46206
Fro.
We shall be SWAMPY DOOBIEPATRA
>>
No. 46214 ID: c78e80

Classical :V
>>
No. 46215 ID: 1afd58

>>46206
Classical.
>>
No. 46216 ID: 9e9b47

Classical
>>
No. 46218 ID: c80cec

>>46206
Metal fo sho.
>>
No. 46219 ID: 476456

I cant vote against classical, i just cant.
>>
No. 46220 ID: ef7c1f

>>46206
FRO
>>
No. 46221 ID: 60578d

He's playing keyboard so it's gotta be classical.
>>
No. 46228 ID: 7eda8b

Business in the front,
PARTY IN THE BACK
Business in the front,
PARTY IN THE BACK
Business in the front,
PARTY IN THE BACK
>>
No. 46230 ID: 62ec90

Can we have a metal fro?
>>
No. 46239 ID: 6faa8c

CLASSICAL
>>
No. 46248 ID: 64f8ae
File 12532473355.jpg - (203.95KB , 800x800 , amadoobus.jpg )
46248

MY NAME IS AMADOOBUS AND I AM GOING TO RECLAIM THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE!!!
>>
No. 46250 ID: 7eda8b

What have you done?

WHAT HAVE YOU DOOONNNEEEEEE?!?!
>>
No. 46251 ID: f4963f

>>46248
FUCK YES.

THIS. THIS.
SO. FUCKING. YES.
>>
No. 46252 ID: 1689ab

Spoiler: It's the same note played over and over again
>>
No. 46253 ID: fdc826

>>46248
Holy shit!

...now play "Take on Me"!
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No. 46254 ID: 476456
File 125324760963.jpg - (12.95KB , 320x240 , AzumangaDaiohOsakaNekoKoneko.jpg )
46254

OH MY GAAAAAH~
>>
No. 46255 ID: 6faa8c

So we have the Medic <Emma>, the warrior, <Cyborg-Sergal>, and now, the Bard <Amadoobus>.
>>
No. 46257 ID: 7eda8b

Let's get going, Wolfgang.
>>
No. 46269 ID: 64f8ae
File 125324877997.jpg - (196.90KB , 1000x1000 , THE MAP.jpg )
46269

My journey starts in the mystical Valley of the Doobies! I must first make my way down Mt. Klifblil, then on to each of the regions where I shall reclaim a part of the Song of My People!
>>
No. 46271 ID: 9e9b47

>>46269

Let's go down the river!
>>
No. 46287 ID: 43d730

>>46269
Surf your keyboard down the river while playing a solo.
>>
No. 46290 ID: f4963f

>>46269
What are these BEHEMOTHS?

Make for Cobliz's BEHEMOTH.
>>46271
>>46287
By way of the river. <3
>>
No. 46291 ID: 7eda8b

Let's go to Cobliz's behemoth! Get some Shadow of the Colossus shit going.
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No. 46309 ID: 64f8ae
File 125325092745.jpg - (208.90KB , 800x858 , inventory-amadoobus copy.jpg )
46309

I have my Keyboad with me, and I shall start my journey in the morning!

What kind of things should I get from the village?

I shall prove myself to fair Ladoobra once my journey is complete!
>>
No. 46313 ID: 7eda8b

Food. Water. A mirror so you can see what's to your right side. An umbrella.
>>
No. 46322 ID: f44349

>>46313
Also rope.
ALWAYS ROPE.
>>
No. 46370 ID: f4963f

>>46313
Seconding the umbrella. It is clearly the most optimal weapon.
>>
No. 46475 ID: abb30a

>>46322
MMMM, if you get rope, you should also get lamp oil, and bombs!
>>
No. 46478 ID: f4963f

>>46475
A DOOBIE WITH BOMBS.
I can see nothing wrong with this scenario.

...

Include BOMBS.
>>
No. 46527 ID: e3f578

Wait, you can't store items in that hair of yours? It's a stealthy approach.

We need some brass knuckles.
>>
No. 46619 ID: f78140

keep another doobie in your inventory. make sure that one also keeps a doobie in their inventory. that way, you won't be lonely on your journey, and neither will they.
>>
No. 46621 ID: 6faa8c

>>46619
FRACTAL DOOBIE
>>
No. 46764 ID: 64f8ae
File 125332229252.jpg - (287.35KB , 800x550 , doobie valley copy.jpg )
46764

All of my friends and family are here to see me off! They've brought me some gifts, but I can't take everything!
>>
No. 46766 ID: f4963f

>>46764
WHAT GIFTS DO THEY BRING?
>>
No. 46767 ID: f4963f

>>46764
WHAT GIFTS DO THEY BRING?
>>
No. 46768 ID: 64f8ae
File 12533224469.jpg - (254.15KB , 800x858 , inventory-amadoobus copy.jpg )
46768

Let's see, there's some bombs, a mirror, an umbrella, some rope, lamp oil, bread, waterskin, a doobie doll, and brass knuckles
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No. 46770 ID: 15f6d6

All three bombs and the umbrella, definitely.
>>
No. 46771 ID: f4963f

>>46768
Umbrella in right hand!
Bomb in the pocket!
Mirror in other pocket!
No hair inventory slot? I AM DISAPPOINT. But a bomb in your hair anyway, just to spite your own inventory system.

And then I guess bread so you don't starve or something.
>>
No. 46774 ID: 7eda8b

Take the umbrella, the mirror, two bombs, and the brass knuckles.

We can just rely on our superior water retention abilities for water, along with the river, and we can just play music for food.
>>
No. 46777 ID: 1689ab

Lamp oil? You don't even have a lamp!
Umbrella in one hand.
Rope in the other (to prevent the umbrella from escaping, of course)
Mirror in back pocket
Brass knuckles and doobie doll in left pocket (so you'll have someone armed to help you if you need it. I'm sure non-doobies wont be able to tell its a doll)
Finally Put some bread in right pocket (so you can leave yourself a breadcrumb trail to not get lost)

Seriously, bombs? We don't even have two sticks to rub together to light them. duh.
>>
No. 46780 ID: e3f578

You could probably put brass knuckles on your right hand and still use an umbrella in the same hand. We'd be double equipped. (Of course, I dunno if the brass knuckles would slip off.)
>>
No. 46783 ID: f44349

>>46162
Alright here's what you do.
Tie the rope around your waist and hook the umbrella on it.
Store food and water in pockets.
Store a bomb in one other pocket
And hide a bomb in your fabulous hair.

...or you could just ask for a backpack.
>>
No. 46844 ID: 31036a

Top pocket bomb, mirror in hair, bread right pocket, waterskin left. Umbrella left hand, brass knuckles right. Fuck yes.
>>
No. 46847 ID: 64f8ae
File 12533285109.jpg - (256.54KB , 800x858 , inventory-amadoobus copy.jpg )
46847

Ok let's see here...
>>46780
I can't do that, it's too awkward.
>>46783

Nobody has a backpack!
>>
No. 46848 ID: e3f578

Lets punch a tree. THE TREE IS INSULTING YOUR PEOPLE, ANNIHILATE THE TREE WITH YOUR MIGHTY BRASS BAL... KNUCKLES!
>>
No. 46849 ID: 6164e0

>>46847
Wait a minute, your hair is HUGE.

How can you not hide more than one bomb in it? You could hide your own head in that hair!

And bread in the free hand for now, might as well.
>>
No. 46850 ID: 1689ab

Take the doll. You'll get so lonely otherwise...
>>
No. 46851 ID: bffa2a

>>46847

You probably can put the smaller items like the doll and such in the closed umburella.
>>
No. 46852 ID: f4963f

>>46847
This is good.
Hair inventory slot fills me with joy.
GO FORTH YOUNG AMADOOBIUS.
>>
No. 46853 ID: 15f6d6

We need a bomb in the other hand.
>>
No. 46883 ID: 64f8ae
File 125333159097.jpg - (221.71KB , 1000x600 , mountain path.jpg )
46883

I climb forth from the valley into the snowy peak of the mountain. I can see a few features from here, there is a forest and a river. Where should I head?

>>46848
No way! I could mess up my hand and would not be able to play!
>>
No. 46885 ID: f4963f

>>46883
Go towards the smoke ... stuff. Thing. Clearing.
>>
No. 46888 ID: b94893

>>46883
GO TO THE CLEARING AND SING THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE.
>>
No. 46891 ID: 7eda8b

Go for the smoke. They shall hear your song.
>>
No. 46892 ID: 7d87d9

Maybe you should put the Knuckles on the hand that you DO NOT play with...
>>
No. 46925 ID: 1afd58

>>46883
>not be able to play

It's a one-note keyboard you drooling useless freak of nature.

A two year old could play it with his forehead.
>>
No. 46930 ID: f4963f

>>46925
>A two year old could play it with his forehead.
That's because they're inferior two year olds with inferior conceptions of music. A true, doobie-level mastery of music requires the full use of one's hand.

And look how much more elegant our keyboard is! Inferior races make theirs so needlessly complex! We've trimmed it down to the most necessary elements. It's no wonder they cannot grasp Doobian engineering.
>>
No. 46949 ID: b94893

>>46930
FUCK YES NOW YOU'RE THINKING LIKE A DOOBIE
>>
No. 47638 ID: 950eaa
File 125341936992.jpg - (214.33KB , 800x600 , quaint house.jpg )
47638

It appears to be some kind of quaint cottage built into a hill! What should I look at first?

>>46925
Why, I never!
>>
No. 47639 ID: f4963f

>>47638
Knock on the door and introduce yourself as Amadoobius. With dramatic flair, as appropriate.
>>
No. 47641 ID: 42b14f

>>47638
inspect doobie mobile within garage
>>
No. 47642 ID: 15f6d6

DOOR ON THE LEFT. The right door looks angry.
>>
No. 47645 ID: b94893

>>47638
Comandeer the doobiemobile for the greater doobieness.
>>
No. 47647 ID: f21281

>>47638
Be wary of rings with elvish script engraved upon them, and old men in gray robes.
>>
No. 47654 ID: c80cec

knock on the door.
>>
No. 47656 ID: 9e9b47

Left door first
>>
No. 47671 ID: 950eaa
File 12534226767.jpg - (102.90KB , 800x600 , angrydoobie.jpg )
47671

There's a horrible ringing in my ears for a second, then it goes away.
>>
No. 47676 ID: 950eaa
File 125342299339.jpg - (60.37KB , 800x600 , door.jpg )
47676

The door swings open before I can knock on it... odd.
>>
No. 47677 ID: b94893

>>47676
SING THEM THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE.
>>
No. 47678 ID: 9e9b47

>>47676

Let's head inside. Say a nice big hello to everyone inside, and offer them to taste the sweet wine that is your people's music.
>>
No. 47681 ID: 950eaa
File 125342348277.jpg - (18.04KB , 266x461 , shorgun.jpg )
47681

"I've paid my dues, you miserable verminous creature, now back the fuck off or you're my next me- Wait what the hell are you?!"

It appears to be pointing a weapon in my face.
>>
No. 47682 ID: b94893

>>47681
I'M HERE TO SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.
>>
No. 47683 ID: f4963f

>>47681
Is that a mind flayer ...?

Greet it in a friendly tone! Offer to sing it the song of your people.
>>
No. 47684 ID: 15f6d6

SONG. OF. YOUR. PEOPLE.
>>
No. 47685 ID: 7d87d9

Step away slowly.

Many creatures are shocked by the Perfection that is a Doobie.

And almost all lesser creatures HATE being told they are such.
>>
No. 47688 ID: 9e9b47

>>47681

I'm a doobie! My name's Amadoobus. Who are you?
>>
No. 47693 ID: 950eaa
File 125342492513.jpg - (89.30KB , 800x600 , gimme brains.jpg )
47693

I introduce myself and offer to play him the song of my people (what little of it I know)

"what the fuck, no, go away, I have a hangover. Where do you come from you misbegotten collection of peices, and why can't I read you? Why are both of your eyes on the side of your head, did you come out of some experimental facility or something? What the hell are they doing down there? "
>>
No. 47695 ID: b94893

>>47693
BUT WITHOUT THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE HOW WILL YOU SAVE THE PRINCESS!?
>>
No. 47696 ID: 4553b2

>>47693
My, what an inquisitive creature! Clearly it seeks knowledge of your great doobian culture. Answer its questions, that it may be enlightened!
>>
No. 47697 ID: 42b14f

>>47693
>Why are both of your eyes on the side of your head

say "Why aren't yours?
>>
No. 47698 ID: 15f6d6

he is obviously in a FUNK. ONLY YOUR SONG CAN RAISE HIS SPIRITS!
>>
No. 47699 ID: 9e9b47

>>47693

Say "I'm a doobie!" to answer his questions. Ask him what he thought you were!
>>
No. 47703 ID: 950eaa
File 125342540662.jpg - (89.88KB , 800x600 , facepalm.jpg )
47703

>>47699
Why I'm a Doobie, of course! From Doobie Valley!

"what the fuck are you going on about? That sounds ridiculous. You LOOK ridiculous."
>>
No. 47704 ID: b94893
File 125342544843.png - (310.11KB , 800x800 , AMADOOBUS.png )
47704

>>47699
>>
No. 47705 ID: f4963f

>>47703
Ask him if he knows where you can find the parts to the SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE.

Offer to play him what you do know of it~
>>
No. 47706 ID: 15f6d6

"RIDICULOUS, EH? THEN HOW ABOUT THIS!"
Begin to PLAY HIM SOME ROCKIN' TUNES!
>>
No. 47708 ID: 4553b2

>>47705
Seconding this, and also ask him why his eyes are not on the side of his head. Is he still a child?
>>
No. 47709 ID: 42b14f

>>47708
good point, clearly this is a fledgling. Ask to speak to one of his parents
>>
No. 47710 ID: 9e9b47

Tell him that's alright, he looks ridiculous too. If he wants you'll share your bread and water with him though, while you show him the song of your people!
>>
No. 47716 ID: 950eaa
File 125342599079.jpg - (113.01KB , 800x600 , song1.jpg )
47716

LET ME SING YOU
>>
No. 47730 ID: 950eaa
File 125342648450.jpg - (250.31KB , 800x600 , song2.jpg )
47730

THE SONG
>>
No. 47734 ID: 4553b2

>>47730
...of his people?
>>
No. 47736 ID: 950eaa
File 12534272054.jpg - (223.87KB , 800x600 , song3.jpg )
47736

OF
MY
PEOPLE!!!!

(final update for tonight.)
>>
No. 47761 ID: 7eda8b

Mind Flayer: Say "Jesus Christ!"
>>
No. 47957 ID: 950eaa
File 125347433178.jpg - (178.34KB , 800x600 , song4.jpg )
47957

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No. 47961 ID: 950eaa
File 125347476711.jpg - (87.59KB , 800x600 , song5.jpg )
47961

"My headache is gone, what did you do?"

I tell him thus is the power of Doobie song. Should I ask any questions or go on my way?
>>
No. 47964 ID: 4553b2

>>47961
Bow, and say "You're welcome for the performance."

Then, ask if he would like to assist you on your journey to recover the remnants of the Song of the Doobies. You have but a fraction of its might so far.
>>
No. 47966 ID: f4963f

>>47961
... ask if he has a backpack. For MORE STORAGE.

We will burdon our inventory unnecessarily!
>>
No. 47967 ID: 476456

Groove on out.
>>
No. 47968 ID: 42b14f

>>47964
ask him if he has any information on the location of the rest of your song, or if he would be willing to loan you the use of his doobie-mobile
>>
No. 47970 ID: 3f4d7e

That isn't a mind flayer,

Its a bloodsucker
>>
No. 47971 ID: b94893

>>47961
Tell him THAT WAS BUT A FRACTION OF THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE, I AM ON A QUEST TO RECOVER THE REST OF THE SONG SO THAT I MAY BLESS THE EARS OF INFERIOR RACES LIKE YOURSELF WITH THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE
>>
No. 47973 ID: 9e9b47

Ask him what he thought you were
>>
No. 47991 ID: 950eaa
File 125347563196.jpg - (80.16KB , 800x600 , flayer01.jpg )
47991

The creature regains its composure and speaks again:
"I am going to make another run tomorrow, if you want to wait till then. I don't know anything about a song, though. Where are you headed? I suppose you could ask the vermin, but they probably won't tell you anything. Of course, there are ways of making them talk.. "
>>
No. 47994 ID: 7eda8b

Tell him you have journeyed from far(ish) away and are unfamiliar with the nature and customs of this land. Inquire as to the nature of these vermin.
>>
No. 48001 ID: 4553b2

>>47991
Ask about these 'vermin.' After all, as a magnificent doobie, it is your responsibility to bring enlightenment to the lesser creatures, so it is imperative that you know as much about them as you can that you may best enlighten them.

Also you probably do want to accept his offer about joining him for a run.
>>
No. 48003 ID: 9e9b47

>>47991

Are you also going to reclaim the song of your people?
>>
No. 48005 ID: ad0240

>>47991
The vermin sound friendly.
We'll use our superior charisma to make em talk.
>>
No. 48015 ID: 950eaa
File 12534774682.jpg - (77.00KB , 800x600 , flayer02.jpg )
48015

he says: "They're stupid worthless little creatures, but they are in control of everything. They just have the numbers, guns and the infrastructure.
They rove around in those mobile fortresses doing who knows what. They've installed leaders everywhere and have so much control of the economy and society, so if anyone were to somehow overthrow everything the whole world would end up worse than it is now. I just make my living providing them with workers
>>48003
No, I don't need to sing to psychically attack."
I'm not here to bring enlightenment, I'm here to reclaim what is ours.
>>
No. 48022 ID: 4553b2

>>48015
Hmm. These creatures are likely hoarding the song of the doobies for themselves. This can not stand.

Ask him his name, for he seems legit. Then ask him if he'd like to accompany you in reclaiming your song. You get the feeling your goals will likely cross paths.
>>
No. 48028 ID: e3f578

Boldlings...
>>
No. 48030 ID: 9e9b47

>>48015

That's bad! I hope they don't get in the way of my mission. Yeah I'll come with you on your run tomorrow my friend! What's your name anyhow?
>>
No. 48096 ID: 7eda8b

Say you will venture with him, unless something dire arises.

Explore the area in the meantime.
>>
No. 48275 ID: 950eaa
File 125349084858.jpg - (78.40KB , 800x600 , flayer03.jpg )
48275

"My name is Texacalsaserinzalizen. Tomorrow I'm going to start another run down to the wastes, where are you headed? You can ride with me if you want to. "
>>
No. 48278 ID: f4963f

>>48275
BLASTED INFERIOR NAME.
His new name is Texy. Tell him that.
Yes, we would love to come.
>>
No. 48295 ID: 4553b2

>>48275
I would be honored to accompany you, Texy.
>>
No. 48296 ID: 4553b2

>>48275
I would be honored to accompany you, Texy.
>>
No. 48297 ID: 4553b2

>>48275
I would be honored to accompany you, Texy.
>>
No. 48299 ID: 7eda8b

>>48275
You need to find the remainder of the song. Looking through ancient ruins seems as good a start as any.
>>
No. 48300 ID: 950eaa
File 125349226119.jpg - (52.13KB , 800x600 , doobieface.jpg )
48300

Should I check out anything else today or wait until tomorrow?
>>
No. 48302 ID: e3f578

Why do you look so angry all the time?
>>
No. 48303 ID: f44349

>>48300
Ask Texy if he has a backpack you could borrow.
>>
No. 48306 ID: 7eda8b

Crouch with your blind side facing a wall until tomorrow.
>>
No. 48310 ID: 950eaa
File 125349297924.jpg - (91.22KB , 800x600 , flayer03.jpg )
48310

He doesn't have a backpack. He says I can sleep on his couch.
>>
No. 48329 ID: b94893

>>48310
WE WILL SLEEP ON THE COUCH AND DREAM THE DREAMS OF OUR PEOPLE.
>>
No. 48333 ID: 7d87d9

What's in that other door thingy you got there? Is that where you keep your instruments? I mean you must make wonderful music..

Its a good idea to be nice to guests.
>>
No. 48335 ID: 950eaa
File 125349523890.jpg - (114.48KB , 800x600 , flayer04.jpg )
48335

He says to get in his vehicle, we are going to go get some cattle from a nearby village.
>>
No. 48338 ID: 7eda8b

Sing "Cowboy Cthulhu! Cowboy Cthulhu! I'll come a Cowboy Cthulhuin with you!"
>>
No. 48349 ID: 4553b2

>>48335
Well get in, Amadoobus.

This looks like the beginnings of a truly magnificent adventure.
>>
No. 48357 ID: 950eaa
File 125349721819.jpg - (121.48KB , 800x600 , truck.jpg )
48357

We get in his vechicle and leave, heading down the road
>>
No. 48365 ID: b94893

>>48357
"It's 100 miles to Doobieville, we've got a full tank of gas, you can eat people's minds and I'm a living jukebox. Let's do this."
>>
No. 48391 ID: 7eda8b

As you roll, play the theme to Rawhide except with every note as just the same note.
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No. 48392 ID: 950eaa
File 125349899946.jpg - (159.08KB , 800x600 , villiage copy.jpg )
48392

We stop outside a villiage, and he asks me to see how many cattle I can round up. He says it will be easier if they can't see the truck. What should I try?
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No. 48394 ID: 42b14f

>>48392
LURE THEM TO YOU WITH THE MELODIOUS ALLURE OF THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE!
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No. 48395 ID: 7eda8b

Introduce yourself, bow, and claim to be leading them to a land of wonder. Start playing your instrument and dancing, then dance out of town, leading them into the trap your compatriot has prepared.
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No. 48401 ID: 43d730

>>48392
Get on the other side of the town.
Begin playing.
Slowly walk through all the houses.
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No. 48402 ID: 7d87d9

Also consider making a new song later I mean your adventures will make for a wonderful song.
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No. 48403 ID: b94893

>>48394
This one.
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No. 49103 ID: 950eaa
File 125358472651.jpg - (179.69KB , 800x600 , goblins.jpg )
49103

OK, they're following me, but how do I get them in then truck without going in myself? There don't really look like cattle, they look more like a primitive people. They live in little houses and everything. Maybe somebody made the houses for them?
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No. 49105 ID: 24777e

>>49103
Duh. Cattle houses. So the rain doesnt get them. Just walk over them to get out of the truck. Simple as that.
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No. 49106 ID: 931ee5

>>49103
Nah, Cthulhu over there just means they're too stupid to have rights and that he's going to eat their souls.

Doesn't that sound good, delicious souls?
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No. 49116 ID: 950eaa
File 125358577545.jpg - (38.73KB , 460x413 , step over it .jpg )
49116

>>49105
I don't think that will work, I can't exactly step that high.

>>49106

That's nonsense! That's not even his name, and he's a nice enough guy.

I need some ideas, my song is running out of time.
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No. 49122 ID: bffa2a

>>49116

Throw bread in truck, watch hungry unfortunates pile in.
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No. 49147 ID: 950eaa
File 125359008456.jpg - (120.31KB , 800x600 , breadthrow.jpg )
49147

I toss the bread into the truck, My aim is true and I toss it far to the back! They should follow it in any second now!
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No. 49148 ID: 43d730

>>49147
Move out of the way.
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No. 49149 ID: 950eaa
File 125359070364.jpg - (173.97KB , 800x600 , you fucked it up copy.jpg )
49149

... Any.. time.. now.. .

It appears that plan was less than satisfactory.
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No. 49151 ID: 7eda8b

Retrieve your bread and try a second time.
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No. 49152 ID: 950eaa
File 125359115240.jpg - (102.54KB , 800x600 , angrydoobie2.jpg )
49152

>>49151
Insanity is performing the same thing repeatedly and thinking you will get different results. Texy tells me that the plan almost worked, but now we will have to do it the "old fashioned" way. He gives me a weapon and tells me to "flush them out"
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No. 49153 ID: 7eda8b

Can you intentionally play your instrument in a way intensely offensive to lesser beings? This may work better than a weapon.

If they respond by turning violence on you, THEN use your weapon.
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No. 49154 ID: 9e9b47

Walk in and punch a goblin in the face to establish dominance. Say "don't make me play the song of my people again!"
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No. 49155 ID: 7d87d9

Can we see your weapon?
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No. 49165 ID: 950eaa
File 125359285720.jpg - (337.84KB , 800x800 , villiage map.jpg )
49165

>>49153
Surely it would work great for chasing them even farther away, but I'm afraid I can only produce dulcet tones on my instrument.
>>49154
I suppose I could bluff being able to play it more than once per day, but I can't even find one to punch in the face!
>>49155
It's the same as the one he had earlier.


Now, where should I go check for them? The village has six houses, there's a well, a logged area, a clearing, a cave, a grassy area, and a fire pit.
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No. 49166 ID: 7eda8b

Check the cave. (that's area 11, right?) It's the natural hidey hole.
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No. 49167 ID: 4553b2

>>49165
Try area 8. It looks like it has a lot of spots for things to hide.
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No. 49168 ID: c42be6

>>49165
Is Tex working with us? Can he check a different area from us? If so, let's just work in order. Amadoobus to #1, Texy to #2.
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No. 49171 ID: 950eaa
File 125359472525.jpg - (143.66KB , 800x600 , gobbo hunting 01.jpg )
49171

>>49168
He's got to stay with me and catch them
>>49166
I suppose here is as good as anywhere, then, but Texy says he doesn't sense anything nearby.
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No. 49175 ID: 7eda8b

Run to the nearest hut (4)
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No. 49177 ID: 950eaa
File 125359593389.jpg - (98.41KB , 800x600 , gobbo hunting02 .jpg )
49177

>>49175
I chase one of them out, and there's a brief ringing in my ears, it falls over. Kind of small, though. Must be immature.
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No. 49178 ID: 7eda8b

Nonchalantly ask "Are these for eating, or something else?"

Huts seem to be a good bet. I vote area 3 next.
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No. 49180 ID: 6faa8c

>>49177
Continue with the huts.
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No. 49186 ID: 950eaa
File 125359786386.jpg - (160.19KB , 800x600 , gobbo hunting copy.jpg )
49186

>>49178
This one yells at me to spare its something before it's quickly knocked unconscious. It appears to be a gravid female! Two for one!
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No. 49187 ID: 7eda8b

Check the fire pit. (12) They'd never think we'd think to check that!
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No. 49189 ID: 728150

Just throwing this out there, but eating sentient (if not primitive) creatures or otherwise enslaving them isn't very cool. Granted, you're a Doobie and a Mindflayer, so it's not like you give a damn.
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No. 49190 ID: 950eaa
File 125359902891.jpg - (184.71KB , 800x600 , gobbo hunting copy.jpg )
49190

>>49187
Ha! What do you know? There was one hiding in there after all!
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No. 49191 ID: 9e9b47

>>49190

I say we head to the well next. 2.
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No. 49192 ID: 6faa8c

Try area Seven.
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No. 49195 ID: 950eaa
File 125359983471.jpg - (175.18KB , 800x600 , gobbo hunting copy.jpg )
49195

Hmm, nothing at the well...

((Shot trip won the dice off in IRC, in the future roll a d6 with your post in case more than one person suggests))
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No. 49197 ID: 9e9b47

Area 2 then.
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No. 49201 ID: 950eaa
File 125360057685.jpg - (144.08KB , 800x600 , gobbo hunting copy.jpg )
49201

Nothing here either...
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No. 49202 ID: 9e9b47

Let's try area 9. Suspicious dudes escapin' into the forest
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No. 49203 ID: 950eaa
File 125360094512.jpg - (152.26KB , 800x600 , gobbo hunting copy.jpg )
49203

>>49202
Nothing here but a bucket with a hole in it and an incredibly foul smelling hole.
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No. 49206 ID: 9e9b47

Section 10.
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No. 49207 ID: 950eaa
File 125360132078.jpg - (146.48KB , 800x600 , gobbo hunting copy.jpg )
49207

looks like none of them snuck back here, either.. Texy is getting visibly agitated.
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No. 49210 ID: 9e9b47

4! Let's try a hut again.
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No. 49211 ID: 950eaa
File 125360167448.jpg - (144.71KB , 800x600 , gobbo hunting copy.jpg )
49211

>>49210
Nothing here, again! They must all be getting away while we run around after them!
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No. 49212 ID: 9e9b47

>>49211

1.
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No. 49214 ID: 950eaa
File 125360196668.jpg - (144.88KB , 800x600 , gobbo hunting copy.jpg )
49214

Well, it looks like we've gotten three of them. Texy is less than amused.
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No. 49216 ID: 8e18cd

They're running through the grass probably. Check (11)
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No. 49218 ID: 7eda8b

That sucks. Now what?
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No. 49238 ID: 1689ab

They're clearly all hiding in the truck, invisibly. Think about it. what better place to hide?
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No. 49239 ID: 950eaa
File 125363959971.jpg - (42.62KB , 399x355 , hand01.jpg )
49239

Well we can't seem to round up any more of them. Texy gives me this as thanks and tells me to wait here for a bit.
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No. 49240 ID: 6faa8c

>>49238
Cool lighter bro
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No. 49242 ID: b5cf55

>>49239
Is it a lighter? Sure looks like it.
Try to open the top. Also ask Texacalsaserinzalizen for a stogie when he comes back.
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No. 49245 ID: 950eaa
File 125364121487.jpg - (161.65KB , 800x600 , the road.jpg )
49245

It makes a little flame. Anything else I should do while I'm waiting?
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No. 49248 ID: 7eda8b

Keep it away from your hair.

I can't think of anything.
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No. 49250 ID: 950eaa
File 125364208830.jpg - (159.10KB , 800x600 , dusk.jpg )
49250

Hmm, he's been gone a while. Maybe I should look for something to do.
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No. 49251 ID: 2269b7

>>49250
Wait some more.
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No. 49253 ID: c80cec

Hmm... I think you may have been duped, sir Amadoobus. You may have to find your own way onward from here. Can you tell approximately where you are located on your map?
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No. 49254 ID: 7eda8b

Been ditched.

Think you can walk back?
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No. 49256 ID: b5cf55

>>49250
Whatever direction we came from, walk down the other one on that road.
If you see any vehicle driving down the road, stick up your thumb to signal them your superiority.
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No. 49263 ID: 2cbe3e

Let's head out to find the song of our people.
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No. 49264 ID: 7eda8b

New task: Return to texy. Blow him up with a bomb.
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No. 49275 ID: 950eaa
File 125364475244.jpg - (193.88KB , 800x600 , night.jpg )
49275

I suppose I'll set out then. It's a bit late though.
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No. 49277 ID: b5cf55

>>49275
Maybe you should make camp for the night. But keep going for a little while, a more suitable resting place might show up.
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No. 49282 ID: bd36a1

>>49275
it gets pretty cold at night, you should light some of those bushes on fire for warmth. The forest provides for it's chosen people!
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No. 49283 ID: 2cbe3e

Gathering a big pile of stuff to burn away from other stuff to burn is best.
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No. 49284 ID: 950eaa
File 125364666527.jpg - (146.50KB , 800x600 , hills copy.jpg )
49284

OK, I can camp here, keep going, or go back.
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No. 49285 ID: 7eda8b

Keep going.
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No. 49286 ID: b5cf55

>>49284
Go to that little grove on the right of the path and camp the hell out of it.
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No. 49293 ID: 950eaa
File 125364796660.jpg - (68.74KB , 800x600 , rude awakening.jpg )
49293

>>49285
I am awakened in what I can only assume is the middle of the night by a sharp pain in my throat!
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No. 49294 ID: 4553b2

>>49293
Say "Hello"
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No. 49295 ID: b5cf55

>>49293
Cautious inspect other end of the primitive greeting apparatus.
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No. 49296 ID: 2cbe3e

>>49293

"Uh, can I help you?"
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No. 49297 ID: 2cbe3e

Also: those moons are totally doing it.
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No. 49300 ID: 950eaa
File 125364851049.jpg - (68.17KB , 800x600 , rude awakening.jpg )
49300

>>49294
I can't see what's on that side!

>>49297
That's just one moon, it's shaped like a peanut.

A voice says "Alright you monster, you can help us get our friends back or you can die here, what'll it be?"
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No. 49302 ID: 7eda8b

>>49293
I told you to keep going.

Say hello!
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No. 49303 ID: bd36a1

>>49300
what time is it? if it's past midnight, PLAY THEM THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE!

if it isn't and it's still to soon to PLAY THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE, agree to help these unfortunate lesser beings get their friends back. You can always change your mind later
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No. 49304 ID: c80cec

>>49300
"Oh, well I haven't found my song yet so I can't die. I'll help you, but who are you?"
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No. 49305 ID: 2cbe3e

>>49300

"Dyin' is bad. Sure I'll help! My name's Amadoobus! Who are your friends?"
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No. 49311 ID: 950eaa
File 125364965391.jpg - (45.59KB , 800x600 , rude awakening.jpg )
49311

I tell the creature I will help her friends, but I need to know who they are first!

" You should know them, you helped that slaver steal them away. He's probably bringing them to Riblik Farms to sell or trade." "My name is Dribliza, and I'm watching you.
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No. 49312 ID: f98e0b

>>49311
o lawd is she preggers
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No. 49313 ID: 2cbe3e

>>49311

Oh, you're a cattle? Alright, let's go then! Why are you angry anyhow? He says he does that a lot.
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No. 49314 ID: 6550ad

"Alright, alright, I'll help you... By the way, do you like music?"
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No. 49320 ID: 950eaa
File 125365049761.jpg - (55.18KB , 800x600 , rude awakening.jpg )
49320

>>49312
It looks like it, but she moves fast! She can't be!

>>49313
"We are NOT! That horrible Illithid slaver you helped took our families and friends away! They're going to be worked to death in a camp or something!

>>49314
"None of your trickery! We've taken your thing from you! You won't be able to control any more innocent people for your evil deeds!"
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No. 49321 ID: b94893

>>49320
WHAT OH GOD

Play them the song of your people, belly drum version.
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No. 49324 ID: c80cec

>>49320
Okay okay, help them out if they promise to give you your keyboard back.
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No. 49325 ID: 7d87d9

Why would he do that... He seemed nice. He said he'd help me find my song... But All rite I'll help you people... Can you get this thingy out of me... It hurts a lot.
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No. 49327 ID: 2cbe3e

>>49320

Look at her blankly for a minute.

"Uh... I don't know what's going on, but let's go help your buddies."
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No. 49329 ID: 950eaa
File 125365164369.jpg - (42.25KB , 800x600 , nightttime.jpg )
49329

I agreed to help them, and they vanish into the night, but I still don't get any sleep.
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No. 49331 ID: 950eaa
File 125365210199.jpg - (288.24KB , 800x600 , e2m1end.jpg )
49331

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