2/4 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)20:54 No. 460102 ID: 34cbef
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[Quint] I don't play friendly with people who hurt my teammates.

[Orpus] Oh, well the shark got in my way so i did the logical thing I could think of and gave her a little nudge.

[Quint] You are awfully close to that ledge there, it'd be a shame if you fell because i misfired.

Hey it's a piggy!

FEED HIM TO THE MAW

3/4 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)20:55 No. 460105 ID: 34cbef
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[Rerk] goddammit five eyes, where are you. FIVE EYES- WE GOT TO GO! ABEL IS ALREADY ON THE SHIP AND SHE'S FINE! Where the hell could he be.

4/4 chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)20:57 No. 460106 ID: 34cbef
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[Quint] It doesn't say you have to be alive to get the reward money, so you better come with me nice and easy or else.

[Orpus] You know what? How about a little wager. Lets see which of us is faster on the draw. I dare you to shoot me.

>Input

>>460106
Shoot.
In the face.
That's a nice jacket claim it as a warspoil.

push him off instead

Smack him in the face with the gun--No shooting just blunt force trauma. Grap him so he doesn't fall off the edge when you do.

Pigma must die.

Okay, that much confidence in this situation means he's either crazy, or he actually expects to win. Like he's got a personal shield and is trying to goad you into shooting yourself.

Just punch him in the face, then grab him by the throat, catching him before he falls. Choke him out over the edge.

>>460115
Nice thinking.
Yeah do that.
Also claim the jacket and whatever gun is that as a warspoil.

>>460116
Claim them /to sell/

Really they're kinda hideous, wouldn't want to wear that around town when you've got stylish capes and hoodies like Quint

Wait, Abel's fine? It's cool then. Don't give him what he wants it's probably a trap. Just get to the ship. What's the Gugnir?

>>460119
is it the massive ship that looks like it's powering up or something behind us? I sure hope not.

>>460118
Indeed however capes are also undesired attention magnets so it would be nice to have something casual looking to blend in if necessary in the future.

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This is a long update, Hold comments until "Cutscene End"

[Quint] You know what? I've changed my mind, get over here.

[Orpus] Funny, so did I- Seee yaaaaa

chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)22:15 No. 460140 ID: 34cbef
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Quint] GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)22:17 No. 460142 ID: 34cbef
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[Rerk] QUINT, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!? what's that thing. QUINT, ARE YOU OVER THERE!?

chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)22:18 No. 460143 ID: 34cbef
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[Rerk] Oof, get outta my way tree... what is that? QUINT, ARE YOU HERE!?

chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)22:20 No. 460144 ID: 34cbef
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[Rerk] Christ almighty, ash baby? This is the wierdest thing i've ever seen. He damned well be at the ship already cus we can't stay here any longer. QUINT, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME GET YOUR ASS TO THE SHIP CUS I'M OUTTA HERE!

chirps 2012/10/03(Wed)22:23 No. 460145 ID: 34cbef
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[Rerk] COMPUTER, CLOSE THE DOORS- WE ARE TAKING OFF!

[Alison] Yes pilot. Everyone is onboard except pilot quint, do you wish for me to wait?

[Rerk] TEN MINUTES, IF HE DOESN'T SHOW WE TAKE OFF!

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[Alison] Pilot rerk, ten minutes have passed, should I still wait for pilot quint?

[Rerk] I have no idea where he is... yes, take off. This bounty was a bust, lets go home.

------------------------------------------------

[Speaker] Hello, you are currently leaving Briar Academy. Names and Parent names please.

[Plipper] Plipper Wog, mother is Sandra Wog and father was Marvin Wog. Alright, it's your turn.

>insert Male Name

...is quint dead? Are we respawning as Plipper's childhood friend now?

Aisling

I think we died! WHOOPS

>>460148
you are correct

Deave.

also

Mother: Quint Ocular Father: Quint Ocular

>>460152
That's silly and you're silly.

We're likely going to turn out to be adopted by Rerk.

...uh, we need another lame name that has to do with fives, then.

Pentas.

(Also, please let the absurd metamorphic life cycle be cannon)!

>>460154
gender neutral bug with absurd lifecycle is cannon, they are called the garballopods.
Minor relation to Cuddlebees

>>460153
Oh! Of course, you're right

Mother: Quint Ocular Father: Gugnir

I want the name Aisling because it sounds like "Ashling", making it another pun. He's a bunny this time so if we think of any puns they should be about that

Hopper?

>>460147
Waddles.

>He's a bunny this time
...how do we know that? I was assuming he always respawned as himself. (Plus, I want to see the absurd 5-eye lifecycle in progress as we watch Quint 2.0 grow up). And if he's not a 5-eyes, wouldn't a frog be more likely, if he's enrolled in the same school as Plipper?

>>460156
Mother: Quint Ocular
Other Mother: That cuddlebee we sorta-saved from the back of the shop.

>>460158
hah, assuming it's that recent in the timeline- but you are close in believing it's a school.
As soon as i upload the next update everyone will find out it's a military academy.

THROGZODMORG THE TOTALATOR

>>460158
see
>>460144

looks like a bunny to me, but I could be wrong or he could have died again since then

Also, I think I remember he takes the form of those he needs to hunt--so I think that makes the possible forms Nature [Bug] Machine [Three pronged thing] Harold (Liar) [Bunny] and maybe Death [Minotaur]

>>460164
Oh, wow. I completely misread that scene. And here I was thinking we were going to respawn further back in time, before Plipper went into cryo.

>Wake up.
>Quint is dead.
Y'know, I miss my original plan of shooting Orpus in his ugly mug, at least then rerk could have been able to collect the reward.
Anyway the pun tradition must be kept alive so

>>460156

Yeah Hopper.

1/3 chirps 2012/10/04(Thu)12:09 No. 460259 ID: 34cbef
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[Deave] Deave Hopper, Mother is Abel Wog maiden name Finn and father is Rerk Wog.

[Speaker] Deave Hopper successfully realeased from briar academny, have a nice day.

[Deave] That place sucked, I can't believe I was sent to a military academy.

[Plipper] Well I'm not the one who dressed in all black and started screaming "blood an meat, blood and meat" at their mother.

[Deave] She just has no sense of humor.

[Plipper] Well I was sent here today to bring you back so you better have learned you're lesson. Tha-hissa way to my vehicular modular.

2/3 chirps 2012/10/04(Thu)12:15 No. 460264 ID: 34cbef
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[Deave] This car is junk, where'd you get it?

[Plipper] You really like it, huh? Well I had this car since I learned to drive, and you know what? It will be your car when you learn to drive. Remember to buckle up.

3/3 chirps 2012/10/04(Thu)12:19 No. 460266 ID: 34cbef
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[Deave] When we getting home, i'm hungry.

[Plipper] Well I was planning to go grab something fast food, do you have any personal preferance?

[Deave] How about that dance club you work at?

[Plipper] HAH, nohoho minors aren't allowed there. How about Chunky cheds? They got games! Or we can always stop by Junk in the bag, or how about Mickydans? It's up to you, i'm buying.

>input

>And you know what? It will be your car when you learn to drive.
>HAH, nohoho minors aren't allowed there.

HAHAHAHA the irony is palpable.

Go to Junk in the bag, it sounds greasy enough.

Appealing as GAMES sound let's just go with Junk in the Bag

Jebus, Quint. You let your guard down a minute, and now you're a tiny bunny, you picked up a gender, and you have to endure Reck and Abel as your parents. This is insufferable.

*Pokes Deave* You remember any of of this? Or we gotta do a ghola-awakening trauma thing to trigger the memories of your past iterations?

>>460279
Oh he remembers everything JUST fine to the point of being scorched by a giantic plasma cannon I bet, otherwise he wouldn't have poked fun at Abel like that (that and he DID state that he could remember everything after dying when he found the oracle).

You are now a strict vegetarian so be careful which greasepot you choose.

I'm pretty sure Deave eats meat.

1/3 chirps 2012/10/04(Thu)14:08 No. 460318 ID: 34cbef
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[Plipper] Buncha bean burritos, this is the life, eh nephew. Gotta love Junk in the Bag.

[Deave] So Uncle Plipper, what exactly do you do at that club anyway?

[Plipper] I am what is called an 'Exotic Dancer' and I get payed to do that. Now i don't want you to ever do that, cus you got a whole lot ahead of you.

[Deave] ... so it's really a strip club? You're a stripper?

[Plipper] Where did you hear that? Have you been talking to those girls by by macro pond again? Anyway, it's not something I want you getting involved in, so don't. Got it?

[Deave] yeah....

2/3 chirps 2012/10/04(Thu)14:15 No. 460319 ID: 34cbef
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[Plipper] What's the matter, tiny. Sour burrito?

[Deave] ... I was just trying to be funny, i hope they don't hate me. It's hard growing up again.

[Plipper]again? Listen kid, we all love you very much. I don't think a bad joke is gonna cause any of us to hate you, but you can't be a smartass all the time and that's why you were sent to briar. Sometimes you take your 'comedy' too far.

[Deave] ...I know.

3/3 chirps 2012/10/04(Thu)14:28 No. 460321 ID: 34cbef
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[Deave] Have you ever gone too far with someone?

[Plipper] Well yeah, plenty of people. One name pops up immediately.

[Deave] Ruby? Is that why she left?

[Plipper] Let's talk about something else, how about a particular registration card... for, oh, gcpd?

[Deave] Oh man, you found it? where was it?

[Plipper] It was under your comic books. So you want to go be a big bad bounty hunter, eh?

[Deave] ...well yes.

[Plipper] Your dad was a bounty hunter once, but you see he sucked at it. That's why he's a garbage man. How serious are you wanting to be with this?

[Deave] real serious, I just gotta be out there. I need to be a hunter, it's like destiny or something.

[Plipper]... well guess what, I don't totally agree with it but i'll help you register. But if and when you do leave i'm tagging along. I gotta hunt someone down also. So, who you want to be sponsored by?

>input

Hmm should we bother Regi?
By one side we can pull tricks from the Quint days but by the other, Deave doesn't seems very... stable at the moment.

I /do/ want to mess with Regi again.

Do we still have our gear left over from last life?

Tell Plipper we want to bother someone on Urtz--it'll be hilarious just trust us on this

... we just got scolded for our humor. I don't think it'll work very well. Besides our target is her God

>>460323
I THINK everything got incinerated when we were Quint, there's eddie AND the old contract but finding eddie in one piece would be a miracle and our contract is more than likely terminated by now, there's also Rerk's stuff which beside the uniform (armour?) includes a rifle and a nifty hat.

I kind of assume Rerk sold all our old shit when it became apparent Quint was dead. He did have a family to look out for, after all. (So tragic. We spent all that time figuring out what to get from Regina, and we barely put any of it to use!).

Interesting thought: if we're now set up to hunt Harold, does that mean Quint already took care of Nature?

>>460333
nope, nature is still alive and kicking... somewhere.

Now that I think about it, did Deave learn shark-fu from Abel?

chirps 2012/10/04(Thu)16:56 No. 460340 ID: 34cbef
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[Deave] I was hoping to get sponsored by regi

[Plipper] you wanna be sponsored by... regina?

>_______

Dat face!

...um. How big was the time skip between the end of chapter 1 and getting killed in chapter 2? Did Quint have time to do some successful hunting and pay her back? Because if Quint got killed and she was left with the tab, I doubt she'll be happy fronting another amateur hunter.

She also never liked Rerk much, and was pissed at Abel. I doubt she's going to want to help their adopted son much, Deave.

Hahahah well we wanted to mess with her but that face tells me we can mess with Plipper instead [don't say that part out loud]
What about that Grey Mage lady who sponsored Rerk?

chirps 2012/10/04(Thu)17:20 No. 460350 ID: 34cbef
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[Deave] O-okay... what about my dad's old sponsor?

[Plipper] ....................................Grey Mage........................ Oh look, a stearing wheel- I think i should concentrate on driving so as to not kill us both in a horrible accident.

[Deave] uh... uncle, why are we speeding up? The speed limit is 60.

>__________

Look Plipper we're just going by people we remember who we can probably con--er I mean convince to sponsor us, so if you have someone else in mind spit it out already!

...Just suck it up and pick a lesser evil Plipper, jeez.

1/2 chirps 2012/10/04(Thu)17:49 No. 460357 ID: 34cbef
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[Plipper] What, we're on the ranch already?

[Deave] LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

2/2 chirps 2012/10/04(Thu)17:55 No. 460360 ID: 34cbef
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[Plipper] You know what? I'll flip a coin, Heads it's Regina's Crime Syndicate- and Tails it's Grey Mage's Evil Corporation.

[Deave] Oh god, I love you soo much! How could I ever leave you, land. You've always been so good to me, I love your dirt texture and your grass. I love how I can walk on you without worry of death- oh my god land i love you so much.

> heads 1-50
> tails 51-100
> dice bot into email field "dice 1d100"

rolled 20 = 20

---

FLIP

rolled 86 = 86

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BOOM-SHAKALAKA

rolled 88 = 88

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c'mon dice, get us back to Regi. She's fun. Crazy, but fun.

rolled 41 = 41

---

This is Plipper's Two-Headed Coin right?

rolled 78 = 78

---

Les go whatever! Eithers good.

rolled 21 = 21

---

Rollin'

rolled 45 = 45

---

Luck be a crazy bitch tonight.

Cutscene chirps 2012/10/04(Thu)19:34 No. 460399 ID: 34cbef
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Hold all comments til "end cutscene"

[Plipper]R-R-R-REGINA

chirps 2012/10/04(Thu)19:35 No. 460401 ID: 34cbef
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[Abel] What is all this yelling about?

[Deave] MOM, OH GOD I MISSED YOU!

chirps 2012/10/04(Thu)19:37 No. 460402 ID: 34cbef
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[Abel] Oooof, Okay, I get it. You're getting too big for me to keep doing this.

[Deave] I'm sorry mom, I won't be such a butthead to you.

[Abel] You better not, now both of you get to the dining room. Dinner's ready.

chirps 2012/10/04(Thu)19:40 No. 460403 ID: 34cbef
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[Rerk] Hey

[Plipper] Hey

[Rerk] Did you two have that little chat?

[Plipper] yes we did...

[Rerk] Well?

[Plipper] Going to try to get ahold of regi tomorrow...

[Rerk] ...huh, really? Well it's a start... but regina?

[Plipper] I know, I get it, let's go eat

chirps 2012/10/04(Thu)19:46 No. 460405 ID: 34cbef
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[Rerk] Alright, Everyone just sit and listen for a second. Deave, you're sixteen now and when I was your age I got a job.

[Deave] oookay... so?

[Rerk] Well, I think you need to go out there and get one too. So I'm sending plipper with you to do that whole GCPD Registration thing tomorrow.

[Plipper] ugh

[Deave] Oh man, this is the best thing!

[Abel] Alright, we get it. Growing up and whatnot, Dinner- Here- Now- Eat it before it gets cold.

And so the wog family has it's meal.

Brief History lesson- It has been sixteen years since the incident with orpus, add another 6 years of hunting with Rerk, Abel and Quint. A long time has passed, and within that time Abel and Rerk got married and have done well enough to move back onto Rerk's home planet.

In that time the cultists eventually re-circulated back to their cult, but it wasn't long before they popped up again.

chirps 2012/10/04(Thu)19:52 No. 460408 ID: 34cbef
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Also in that time, The Pirate known as Bern was captured and executed. That lead to the Bounty Known as Viper Princess to move into his slot and also to claim his property. Surprisingly this lead to her becoming one of the most feared vendors of the black market which escalated her bombings and made her one of the 4 crimelords of the known galaxies.

In this time, The space station urtz was mysteriously struck by an asteroid damaging small portions of it and leading to it's renovation. There were a handful of stores lost, One in particular was a vendor by the name of Regina Mutsol. It is believed that she is one of the casualties of the asteroid collision. Sadly in it's place the Devourers Cult decided to move in, even though they are highly prejudiced they have a permit.

chirps 2012/10/04(Thu)19:55 No. 460409 ID: 34cbef
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The spacestation still sits there, albeit a now wretched cess-pool of bad things and bad people.

And so the story continues with our duo heading toward that particular station.

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[Plipper] Hey lulu, how's the cultist thing these days?

[Lulu] What are You doing here? I've told you that she's not here, She will not be here, And that she isn't coming back.

>_________

Deave: It's cool Lulu, he's with me. I wanna talk to Regi about getting sponsored as a bounty hunter

>>460410
Say that you're looking for Regina, and to tell her an old friend has come calling.

>>460413
"Lulu tell regi that some up and coming hunter was told to come to Urts and ask for a starting package"
Like that? :3c

>>460410
"Look, Lulu, I'm sorry, but you know Abel won't let us date while I'm living there. What I need is a job that pays well enough to get my own place. Think you can make an exception this one time?"

You know what? Lets order the same equipment we did as Quint. Just to mess with her.

>>460420
what we wound up ordering was

[Contracted] TFR gun, one piercing and one gore cartridge

Rope
Magnohooks
20 months provisions
5 jars of honey
3 vibranium cuffs
2 knives
1 crowbar
1 thing of BBQ sauce

And a terrible space ship with shields--unless we already have one

That everything or did I leave something out?

>>460419
Wait, I missed a bunch of updates.
"Yea, tell her I'm sorry for being such a creep. I'm getting counseling for it and everything.
BUT we're actually here to see Regi."

Yes we want a starting package. That's what bounty hunters get.

Tell her fine then where can I find the Viper Queen.

1/3 chirps 2012/10/05(Fri)14:01 No. 460563 ID: 34cbef
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[Deave] Don't worry lulu, he's with me. I wanted to see regi so she can gimme a bounty hunting starting package!

2/3 chirps 2012/10/05(Fri)14:03 No. 460564 ID: 34cbef
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[Lulu] OH DEVOURER, YOU GUYS HAD A KID WITHOUT TELLING ME!?

[Plipper] WHAT-NO! HE'S MY NEPHEW!!!!

[Deave] Yo.

3/3 chirps 2012/10/05(Fri)14:05 No. 460565 ID: 34cbef
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[Lulu] E-elder Mutsol? What would happen if someone from our church were to, say, have a kid and another member were to find out?

[Plipper] WHAT'S SO HARD TO BELIEVE ABOUT HIM BEING MY NEPHEW!?

>______

So... Plipper used to date the other bunbun we rescued kidnapped? I don't even remember her name.

Deave should probably speak up and affirm he's not her kid.

Heh, this situation is too good to just ignore it.
"Papa Plipper, did I do something wrong? :3c"

Take our word for it, we're not his, and we're not Ruby's either xD

Tell her we want the starting package, Lulu~

Also: Just 'cause he's a bunbun doesn't mean his mom was a part of the church of the devourer. That's speciest! Shame on you, Lulu!

>>460565
Deave, quietly to Plipper: "Don't worry bro, I got this."

Deave, to Lulu: "What, you thought he was a creepy stalker or something? We're not here about deadbeats, we're here to see Regi!"

Deave, to Plipper: "Sorry, man. She's too persuasive!"

"Do I look remotely amphibian to you, lady?"

Let's join the cult of the Devourer. That's the best way to understand our target I'd say. Nature still isn't getting a freebie on this though.

>>460587
That's a cool idea, except for the fact we're male. ...unless our mistaken identity as the son of a cult member gets us messiah cred or something?

>>460589

Oh right, he doesn't like males... we could change that...NO NO NO BAD THOUGHTS GO AWAY LA LA LA

1/3 chirps 2012/10/05(Fri)18:10 No. 460602 ID: 34cbef
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[Lulu] ...no...no... he's red... yes it's a boy.... okay. Hey, you- are you plipper's son?

[Deave] Do I look amphibious to you?

[Lulu] He makes a good point about not being froggy, and he looks full bunbun... no... NO, SHE WOULD NOT!

[Plipper] Wonder if she's talking to regi.

[Deave] Maybe i get to be a messiah?

[Plipper] dream on kid.

[Lulu] Okay guys, she'll be down in maintenance shaft 30...

[Plipper] Sweet, thanks lulu.

[Lulu] Just go away...

3/3 chirps 2012/10/05(Fri)18:12 No. 460604 ID: 34cbef
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[GlowingWoman] Frog and clifford... can I help you with something, or are you two just lost?

>____________

Woah. Regi. Nice bioluminescence. When'd you pick that up?

I'm here for a bounty hunting starting package. You still do those right? (Or technically don't do them, whatever).

I'd like a sponsorship for bounty hunting-not sure how you'd like to put it on paper since you're technically dead--but if you still have the resources to draw on that you used to I think it'll work.

or

>Hello, I'm an up and coming hunter and I need some supplies. I was told to come here to urts and ask for a starting package.

Excuse me? Clifford is a big red dog! How dare you call him little! Attack, in defense of Clifford's honor! For justice!

>Hello, I'm an up and coming hunter and I need some supplies. I was told to come here to urts and ask for a starting package.

>Hello, I'm an up and coming hunter and I need some supplies. I was told to come here to urts and ask for a starting package.

>>460615

Changing my vote to this.

1/2 chirps 2012/10/05(Fri)19:41 No. 460622 ID: 34cbef
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[Deave] Hello, I'm an up and coming hunter and I need some supplies. I was told to come here to urts and ask for a starting package.

2/2 chirps 2012/10/05(Fri)19:45 No. 460623 ID: 34cbef
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[Glowingwoman]........

[Deave] can i get a starting package?

[GlowingWoman] Dumb... I'll take a guess, you talked to some hooded yellow guy claiming to be some great bounty hunter right?

[Deave] Does that mean... you don't have any?

[GlowingWoman]......I.... yes. We have one, but it's a build your own kit. It's really cheap and I call it my five credit kit. You just tell me what you want And i'll see if you apply for it.

>___________

>>460623
Ask her why she's glowy.

Haha did she get sentimental or something? xD
Things we need:
A ship--with both shields AND a hyperdrive, we must stress this
A weapon with a non-lethal mode--tell us what you have on this, please. If she pushes for a model ask for something you're comfortable with, like the arena weapon you got last time

Grappling hook with rope,
cuffs for bounties,
broadcasting unit,
compass,
knives,
and a crowbar

and lots of rations [ask for BBQ sauce + honey if you think it'll go over well, I don't think it will, myself. Asking for other flavor additives might work.]

Maybe if there's some kind of armor that defends against GIANT VAPORIZING BEAMS you might want to look into that as well. Maybe more general armor as well, since you don't have the chitinous exoskeleton this time around, y'know? As long as it's easy to move in still.

And lastly--you, Regina! As a sponsor.

>>460623
>five credit kit
It seems we made quite the impression on Regina the years we were with her as Quint, anyway let's pick the same old stuff:

Rope, grappling hook, a hold out weapon, rations, metal restraints, compass and some maps.

Oh we should probably ask if Plipper has any requests as well I suppose

Order the exact same stuff we did last time.
>>460423

Really, Regi, what's up with the glow? And how'd things work out with the bee girl?

>>460630
Agreed, though we should add a explosive \ targetting detector to just show we can learn.

>>460630
save actually asking about things we shouldn't know for when/if she figures it out and we confirm it

otherwise leave her in the dark and mess with her a bit

>>460631
In that case we should probably ask for a hyperdrive, too.

And seriously Deave. Ask about the glowing-skin-itis.

>otherwise leave her in the dark and mess with her a bit
It is literally no longer possible to leave Regi in the dark. :V

>>460634
What if the glow has an off switch!

chirps 2012/10/05(Fri)21:33 No. 460640 ID: 34cbef
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[Deave] Why are you so glowy?

[GlowingWoman] I got hurabian oxide poisoning, it's bad stuff don't mess with it.

[Deave] Are you okay?

[GlowingWoman] Yes, though I occasionally find blood when I spit, I'm at the moment fine.

[Deave] Okay I want >>460626

[GlowingWoman] Wait, hold on... can you even drive? Can he even drive?

[Plipper] Don't look at me, he's in control here. Plus I have no idea what military academy taught him.

[Deave] I can drive, pilot and sail.

[GlowingWoman] Well i'm definitelly not letting you do any of those... okay, how's this-

Pilot drone
Small Army class juku that has a class 5 hyperdrive
stun baton
rations
vibranium bond cuffs
magnohook
kipper line
and bubble gum flavoring for your rations

>_______________

...it's so nice that she's willing to send a kid out to violently subdue dangerous people, but isn't willing to trust him to drive! Priorities, Regi.

Could we get something that shoots? A ranged weapon? Our only weapon being a baton is kind of restricting. (...if Regi tries to make us go into exacting detail again instead of suggesting a kid safe choice, go for the gore-gun again).

>>460640
Hey, the only weapon is a stun baton?! We need one ranged weapon, please.

Stun baton is nice, but we'd really prefer it if we had something we could shoot from a distance, too. Otherwise that all sounds good--be sure to bring up the whole sponsorship thing for the licence!

Oh, and what's this "pilot drone" business? Is that something we can actually make use of or is it just Regi thinking we're a kid who can't drive?

>>460645
I think it's both. Regi's underestimating us, but having a drone to fly our ship for us could be useful. Think fly by pickups/rescues, airdropping in supplies, or close air support.

>>460640
...But we still kinda need a long range- ah whatever might aswell check if Rerk still has his old rifle.
Also add some kind of light issue armour to the list.

chirps 2012/10/06(Sat)00:51 No. 460665 ID: 34cbef
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[Deave] Can i get a ranged weapon?

[GlowingWoman] ...well i don't think you should have one unless you have like gun training.

[Deave] mkay, I guess i can use a baton... Do you sponsor still?

[GlowingWoman] I haven't sponsored for... god, it has been a while. No I can't sponsor you anymore, but.... If I put down the church that'd still be within my realm of control, i'd have to talk to Julia about it though.

[Deave] I dunno... I would need to think about it a bit, BODY ARMOR- I need body armor!

[GlowingWoman] um sure, yeah i could put in armor also... but you are too small for what I have, i'd have to tailor one for you. I've got this little diagram for you to draw on in case you want to put on a costu- ... i mean to say a custom design.

>make some armor for Deave, use the paperdoll as a reference

Does being sponsored mean we're affiliated with them, or that we have some sort of contract with them, or what?

We're planning to off their "god", so if being sponsored by them is going to make our reputation as a bounty hunter go down the toilet in the long term or short term we should find an alternative. Like, ANYONE else really. Ask Plipper for a recommendation.

Suggestion 2012/10/06(Sat)01:26 No. 460672 ID: 4a328b
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Planning to off their god means problems in the FUTURE, sure, but for the short term it might let us get closer to our target. Ask if Regi has other recommendations, but if no, then go ahead and try to get sponsored by the crazy cultists

>>460672
I approve.

Suggestion 2012/10/06(Sat)12:51 No. 460741 ID: e94f05
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First off, I deeply apologize for the crappy drawing but I it's been a while since I drew anything so, yeah again sorry.

Anyways, some simple plates should do the trick and it wont be as cumbersome to move around.

>>460672

This is good.

Suggestion 2012/10/06(Sat)18:06 No. 460785 ID: 4a328b
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Realized I messed up the cloak thing, it should go more like this

1/4 chirps 2012/10/06(Sat)18:12 No. 460786 ID: 34cbef
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[Deave] How's this?

[GlowingWoman] Looks decent. I won't have it ready until a week from now, so you are going to have to make yourselves busy within that time. Still want a sponsor?

[Deave] I don't want to be sponsored by the church, is there somebody else i can be sponsored by?

[Plipper] He is a smart kid, he knows when it's a bad idea to be sponsored by something he doesn't understand. What about Presline?

[GlowingWoman] ...I guess Presline would be okay, if you want to be sponsored by a food company... I wish you would stick with something I have some sway over, but it's your choice.

2/4 chirps 2012/10/06(Sat)18:14 No. 460787 ID: 34cbef
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[Plipper] Well we can go over to the Presline place within the week, it's getting late back at home and we haven't eaten yet. Lets go Deave.

[Deave] Okay, later glowing person.

[GlowingWoman] Hey, If you guys ever see that yellow drifter again can you tell him to find me? I gotta tell him something.

[Plipper] Sure thing.

3/4 chirps 2012/10/06(Sat)18:15 No. 460788 ID: 34cbef
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And so the duor made it home and had a nice dinner. Then the wog family turned in for the night, with deave wanting to have great dreams about bounty hunting... but that's not what came that night.

4/4 chirps 2012/10/06(Sat)18:17 No. 460789 ID: 34cbef
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Deave finds himself in between 2 long rows of... things that he finds hard to describe. There seems to be an open door far in the distance. Everything is dark, and beyond the two rows are nothing but darkness still.

>__________

Lets see whose faces are behind these masks before we head to the light.

We don't need to look under those, it'll probably be decapitated heads--you don't want to see that, Deave.

Take a peek out the door.

Oh this is a mighty bold move.
Just keep moving and take a peek out the door, also be at the ready just in case.

Jeeze, Quint Deave. Why'd you go out of the way not to use Regi's name?

Hmm. Getting in tough with her as Quint again may be problematic. Unless the gender neutral magic bugs grow up quick, Regi may not live long enough for you to go see her when you next pick up nature's trail! Hmm. Unless you find a way to swap between forms without dying? Or you disguish yourself as yourself.

chirps 2012/10/06(Sat)18:44 No. 460796 ID: 34cbef
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Deave finds a fleeting curiosity with the masks, but then pushes that asside in order to move closer to the door. The door is decieving in that it looked as if it opened into a lit room, but it did not. Deave peaks around the corner and notices a thing... he decides to call it a masked husk.

>____________

Wait for it to move, if it goes away follow it keeping a good distance, if it goes your way then be at the ready to dodge and run or even fight if necessary.

Be careful that it doesn't see you, and take a peek down the other half of the hall

Rape it to the bone.

1/2 chirps 2012/10/06(Sat)19:18 No. 460807 ID: 34cbef
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Deave peaks around the other side of the hallway. There seems to be a blood splattered door at the end of it.

2/2 chirps 2012/10/06(Sat)19:20 No. 460808 ID: 34cbef
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Deave decides to follow the masked husk, but at a cautious distance. After a little while he begins noticing that the creature doesn't seem to actually see. He follows it further down until another masked husk starts lurching from another hallway. There is a scream from somewhere.

>_______________

>>460808
Go find the scream. Maybe we can help.

>>460809
Go locate screamer, go help

Get weapon!

>>460811
>>460809
What they said, go.

1/2 chirps 2012/10/06(Sat)19:47 No. 460816 ID: 34cbef
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Deave skillfully sneaks past the two masked husks.

2/2 chirps 2012/10/06(Sat)19:49 No. 460817 ID: 34cbef
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The scream is louder now but still seems far off. This hallway deave has snuck into seems to be seperated by bars, there is a door to our right and also on our right on the other side of the bars. There is a key that is on the otherside that is way to far for Deave to reach. The door on this side does not seem to be locked.

>____________________

Open the door on our right and go in

>>460818
Yeah this but do take a good look inside before going in yourself.

chirps 2012/10/06(Sat)20:13 No. 460832 ID: 34cbef
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Deave cautiously looks into the room. Inside it seems featureless except for an empty bookshelf and a dead... thing with a sort of pipe still skewered into it.

Take the pipe, you can use it to get the key.

Weapon Get!

Acquire Pipe. Hold it aloft like Link would. Play soem theme music even.

Also theres something behind that bookshelf. Check it out, maybe topple it forward?

>>460834
I would say that the bookcase is blocking the door. We need to get through that door anyway, so we need to move the bookcase.

chirps 2012/10/06(Sat)20:41 No. 460845 ID: 34cbef
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Deave grabs the pipe out of the corpse and then moves the book shelf. As expected there is a hole, so deave crawls through. In the next room there is a shark girl strapped to a table flailing and wimpering. Her mouth seems to be strapped aswell.

>_________________

>>460845
Get her off! Also whisper for her to be quiet, you're going to try to help her escape.

Can you free her with what you have on you? Try and break her out.

Your a rabbit, if you lack the tools to cut her out of her bonds chew them. But first check the room over for any surprises.

>>460845
Free her arms and legs, but not her mouth. Signal for her to be silent and let her take the strap off on her own.

>>460845
oh hey constance how are you nowadays?

>>460848
Yes!
Get her off indeed...

chirps 2012/10/06(Sat)21:19 No. 460861 ID: 34cbef
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Deave frees the sharkgirl, and then the lights go out. She tries her best to stay quiet, but she has a hard time.

[Constance] th-th-th- nnnn no no no, I don't wanna die

[Deave] Calm down, what happened?

[Constance] I woke up here.... a-and a thing, it was huge, it found me and dragged me here... It ripped off all my clothes, I thought it was going to rape me but b-b-but I looked on the table and it was ... it was peeling the skin off of someone and... a-a-and... and it was wearing it....

[Deave] It's alright constance, calm down. I'm here now.

[Constance] oh god, how do you know my name? Are you like her? Don't hurt me, I don't want to be here.

The sharkgirl begins sobbing histerrically cuddling herself.

>________________

>>460861
Like her? Ask her what she means. Who is "her"?

May as well say that you know her description from a friend.

Look at me Constance, your a shark right? Act like one. They don't huddle in corners they fight back. We might not be able to stand up to the Devourer yet but we will, I will, some day soon. So today we fight and run. Do you know how you got here?

Not going to hurt you! Gonna see if we can't get you out of here, though. There's all sorts of disturbing things shambling around here though, so steel yourself, ok? Try not to scream 'cause that might get their attention.

First ask how long she has been on that table, then ask if it was her that you heard scream a few moments ago.
And THEN ask for this other girl she speaks of.

>>460861
"It's ok! You remember Abel? She's my mom. I'll rescue you."
Give her a hug.
"We've gotta move. Keep quiet, and follow me."

chirps 2012/10/06(Sat)21:46 No. 460872 ID: 34cbef
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Deave tries to calm the sharkgirl down, and with some effort she does while she crawls into a featal position.

[Deave] How long have you been on the table?

[Constance] ... I don't know...

[Deave] Were you the one screaming earlier?

[Constance] My mouth has been strapped since i was put on there...

[Deave] Who is the 'Her' you just said?

[Constance] she.... oh god... she is like priestess julia... but horrible... a pink priestess who controls all these monsters...

>_________________

>she didn't scream
Try to convince her that, while it may not be safe to run around it's even worse to stay in that room, then get out of that room and try to fetch the key you saw behind the bars with the pipe.

Ok, I am going to go look for who was screaming--would you like to come with me, or I can move the bookshelf back over the hole so no monsters get in...?

chirps 2012/10/06(Sat)22:16 No. 460884 ID: 34cbef
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Deave trys harder to calm constence down, she finally gives in. The door to the room slowly creaks open as a pool of blood trickles in.
There is another scream, it seems to be closer now, but still muffled. It's strange how the scream is starting to sound less and less like a scream and more like laughter each time you hear it.

>______________

>>460884
Peek out the door carefully. Proceed if safe.

I've got a baaaaaaaad feeling about this

get constance to open the door while you get ready to hit anything behind the door if it's a monster

sneak out through the hole with constance

>>460887
Do this but instead of getting ready to attack get ready to dodge or block, if nothing is there take a peek at the sides of the door.

Where is weapon? It might be your target!

chirps 2012/10/06(Sat)22:43 No. 460897 ID: 34cbef
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Both you and constance get ready for battle. Slowly you open the door and... nothing. There is an obscene amount of blood everywhere, unlike earlier. On the wall opposite of Deave there is the words 'I love u' written in blood.
The key itself is sitting in a large pool of it.

>_______________

>>460897

Can you sort of... scrape the key towards you with that crowbar you picked up somewhere?

pull the key out of the blood with your pole

try not to step on the blood when you walk out

The only thing I can think of is that if Deave is actually sleepwalking we are so gonna regret attacking anything by the morning.

Anyway poke what looks to be a key on the floor covered in blood with the pipe, if there's no reaction then pick it and move on.

Oh look, Harold wasn't happy with Constance letting two bunnies get kidnapped, and his favorite priestess maimed. Who saw that one coming? :p

Get the key.

Ask Constance if she's alright with all this blood around. She's not at frenzy risk is she? (After all, who knows when she last ate, strapped to that table).

chirps 2012/10/06(Sat)22:58 No. 460903 ID: 34cbef
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Deave asks if constance is okay with all the blood, she only replies that she is scared beyond words. Deave then reaches over with his IRON POLE and draws the key towards him.
There is another scream, this time it sounds really close- but it is still muffled. Deave has no idea how far away the origin of the scream is.

>_______________

Oh Mary, I'm so sorry. He dragged you out of hell. No wonder you scream with laughter.

Ask Constance if she saw anything beyond the bars while you were getting the key.

TURN

Pink bunbun on your left! Peeking around the corner on the other side of those bars.

chirps 2012/10/06(Sat)23:18 No. 460911 ID: 34cbef
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Deave feels that he is being watched and quickly turns to see- A horrific sight staring right back at him! Constance shrieks.

>________________

Show no fear.

Hello, Harold. I'm coming for you. You know lies when you hear them, right? Then hear me, and know that this is no lie. I'm coming for you. I am going to find you. You will be the Devourer no more- you are now the hunted.

>:3c

Ok, it's behind bars, you should be safe for now... Get Constance to scout the opposite direction while you try to engage it in conversation.

Hello there. Thanks for the key if that was you, but I must say I could really do without all the blood everywhere... What's your name?

>>460912
I don't know if that's Harold, though--it should be red, shouldn't it?

It might still be Mary or some other monster

Ok taunt time, say:
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

If an intelligent response is met, then proceed to attempt to retrieve information about what he is, where you are, other people, etc.

If Agression is met instead, then wait and see if it can remove the bars. If he does, then try to taunt him in your direction in order to safely escape through the door you first came by that place. If not then wait until it gets tired and keep exploring beyond.

Hunting super powerful demigod beings who command the depths of Hell itself isn't such a fun thing sometimes.

>>460911
"Hello, what's your name? Can you help us get out of here?"

chirps 2012/10/07(Sun)16:04 No. 461017 ID: 34cbef
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Deave decides to engage in conversation with the monster. It ignores Deave, heads towards the door and in a way that surprises deave it crawls into the doorway by breaking its own spine and dragging itself insward.

>____________

... Time to run.

Jesus christ. Yell at your shark friend to run this way, we gotta get away from this thing.

Oh hey wasn't Constance shrieking or something? What's she up to?

Ok, Constance, we're running.

Run away from the bars area

>>461018
Not QUITE, with a broken spine it won't be moving as much, but yeah time to go.

>>461027
Oh, and don't forget to close the door behind you.

1/2 chirps 2012/10/07(Sun)19:36 No. 461050 ID: 34cbef
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Deave grabs the key.
Deave returns to the room to take constance and flee, but the room is empty with no trace of her.

Damnit, go after her.

2/2 chirps 2012/10/07(Sun)19:40 No. 461052 ID: 34cbef
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Deave walks back out into the hallway and finds that it too is completely empty. Not even the bars are there or the blood.

>____________________

Go back to that room you saw near the start--the one with 20 on the window.

Aw snap. Non-euclidean space. Doors don't lead back to where they used to (or when they used to?). Good luck finding her now.

Oh well. At least she has a chance now, lose instead of tied up.

>>461052
Proceed in the direction of the unknown territory beyond the bars.

chirps 2012/10/07(Sun)19:59 No. 461057 ID: 34cbef
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In the unexplored area beyond the bars there is only one hallway, and it leads to a small closet area. Inside the closet is what looks like a machette. Other then that everything seems very... featureless.

>____________

Dual wield pipe and machete.

Acquire machete.

chirps 2012/10/07(Sun)20:13 No. 461062 ID: 34cbef
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Deave goes into the closet to retrieve the machette. Deave finds it surprisingly light and sturdy, he also finds that it doesn't seem to make any sound if he knocks it against the wall... same with his feet. It's like everything went magically silent as soon as he grabbed the new weapon.

>_______________

...so it's either an artifact that bestows stealth, or a cursed item that's deprived you of your hearing. You'll need to test that.

Pinkie's behind you again.

Hello again!

>>461062
You need to hone up your senses kid, everyone seems to be able to sneak up on you as of late.

Say: "It is not polite to stare like that you know?"

1/4 chirps 2012/10/07(Sun)20:57 No. 461074 ID: 34cbef
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Deave turns around and sees that there is another person standing there.

[Deave] Hello, it's rude to stare.

[???] It is.

1/28 chirps 2012/10/07(Sun)20:59 No. 461075 ID: 34cbef
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[???] I wonder, you look like harold but you don't seem like harold.

[Deave]wh-what are you doi-

[???] I have to see what's underneath this face, if it's harold or somebody else.

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[Deave] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

chirps 2012/10/07(Sun)21:03 No. 461077 ID: 34cbef
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[Deave] guh, huff... hufff.... oh god...

And deave wakes up from his first nightmare. Deave is very unsettled... He needs to spend this day doing something to settle his brain down.

>actions for this day

hm hm, remember kid if someone touches you in a place that makes you feel uncomfortable that's no-good, Also you better train yourself a bit because dear christ does things get by you.

Say, did your mother ever taught you self deffense? you should ask for a few pointers if she didn't

>>461079
Yes. You should brush up on your shark-fu.

Also, we should find Rerk's old gun, since Quint's got vaporized and Regi wouldn't sell Deave a new one.

We're reborn again and again to hunt, who are we hunting?

How about some cooking? That's pretty relaxing.

Exploring the house should calm us down! Some familiar surroundings, some identifiable things, some bacon breakfast.

OK so this target is a bit more serious than Nature. You're gonna be fine though.

...

Go find sharkmom.

>>461077
Go tell your mom you had a nightmare where you tried to rescue a yellow jawlie named Constance from some dungeon and a creepy guy named Harold was there and then Constance vanished and some horrid pink woman opened your face.
Talking about it will make you feel better.

Suggestion 2012/10/08(Mon)00:02 No. 461102 ID: 12c19f
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Your dream is clearly instilled by repressed sexual tensions. Tell us about your mother.

1/3 chirps 2012/10/08(Mon)15:03 No. 461188 ID: 34cbef
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Deave takes a quick jaunt around the house, breakfast usually isn't ready yet because he isn't up this early. Dad is at work and mom is in the garden. Deave finds his dad's gun sitting out, which is not a norm of the house. There is also a note taped to it-

Deave, Gone to work as usual. Heard you couldn't get a gun so when I get back later today i'm taking you to the range so you can inherit the big gun. love- Dad.

2/3 chirps 2012/10/08(Mon)15:07 No. 461190 ID: 34cbef
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Deave decides to head to the garden to talk with mother. The garden is more of a zen sort of garden that Abel put together when they built the house. There is a nice lawn and big rocks that surround the stakes that she put in. There is also a big black crystal at the far end of the garden which on occasion the family consults for advice, Abel says on occasion never to ask for more then advice because the price of wishes are too expensive and not worth it. Mother spends her time here this early in the morning, daydreaming or relaxing... nobody really knows.

3/3 chirps 2012/10/08(Mon)15:29 No. 461196 ID: 34cbef
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[Deave] Mom, I had a nightmare last night. It was just so bad that i can't seem to go back to bed.

[Abel] Tell me about it.

[Deave] Well it was bad, like I was in this building with a hallway and alot of rooms. Inside the building there were a few monsters, there were some people also.

[Abel] Tell me about the monsters.

[Deave] Well they were masked and had one arm... and sickly thin. And there was this one big one that had two arms, wore some sort of shmock and had... I think it was skin covering its face like a mask.

[Abel] Those sound pretty bad. What kind of people were in this dream?

[Deave] Well there was me, and there was this sharkgirl... I forget her name but she was a sort of yellowy brown color, and there was this pink bunbun girl... she ripped my face open.

[Abel] well I think i might know what's going on. You could be haunted by spirits of mallice.

[Deave] ...like ghosts?

[Abel] My father told me all about evil phantoms and such just in case we were ever confronted with nightmares. He always said that dreams were always a sort of world in which you can commune with the dead, as if they were alive again. You could hold them, talk to them, even love them as if they were flesh and blood.

[Deave] ... what'd he say about a nightmare then?

[Abel] Well he told me that since dreams make the spirits more tangible that evil phantoms would sometimes use this against the living to cause them nothing but pain and suffering.

[Deave] Well what about the monsters and people in my dreams?

[Abel] Those are all the spirits of the dead, the monsters are just those phantoms who take on a hideous shape to represent how terribly they died, and the ones that look like people probably don't realize they are dead or are too attached to what they looked like before their untimely demise.

[Deave] h-how do i stop them from doing this?

[Abel] Most people get an excorsism, which I personally think is a terrible idea because it antagonizes the ghosts. Others put up dreamcatchers which are supposed to make your control over the dreams more fluid. My advise is to make your dream self bigger, meaner, and has more butt-whoopability. But it's up to you what you want to do. Is there anything else I can help you with? You can also ask the genie for some advice.

>__________________

How do you upgrade your dream-self like that, mom?

Ask the genie what you should do to keep the pink one from ripping your face open next time

Also ask if it's possible to help the phantoms

So THAT is what happened with the totem.

Go ahead and ask the genie, then ask your mother if she can teach you a few pointers in self defense while you wait for your dad.

Also: if Abel leaves us alone with the genie at some point ask it how we should go about contacting Regi for that thing she wanted to tell us--or rather, wanted to tell Quint...

>>461196
Well, is there any way we can help the spirits of the honest dead trapped in there with the evil spirits? The shark girl was terrified and afraid.

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[Deave] How do i modify my dream self?

[Abel] you're a kid, use your imagination. That's what I do.

[Deave] oh... can I get some help with butt whoopin?

[Abel] Well I tried to train you before, remember? I'm still not a great teacher like my dad was. But i can try to teach you battle focus.

[Deave] Yeah, that'd be cool.

[Abel] I should make some breakfast though too. Well you can hang out with genie for a bit.

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[Deave] Genie, what's happening to me?

[Genie]...........you have taken on the shape of one of your enemies, it is not uncommon for that to cause their enemies to hunt you down.

[Deave] What are they

[Genie].................. it is as the woman said, the dead wish to harm you.

[Deave] Who are they

[Genie]...................they are those that have been consumed, they are all filled with hate towards the living that you should be cautious when returning to that plane again.

[Deave] Is there any way to combat them, or at the very least to save the not evil ones?

[Genie]................villainy is a concept meant for the living..... all of these phantoms are just filled with strong emotions, especially their leader.

[Deave] ...who is their leader

[Genie]...................... I will take an egg from your breakfast, and there will be a comic book missing from your collection.

[Deave] Very well, but i'm keeping the bacon

[Genie].............her name is mary....... she is damaged but not impossible to save.

[Deave] How do I save them, must I kill this innevitable? I haven't figured out who it is yet.

[Genie] ...........If you want to save them killing the liar is one part of this trial.... You need to quell them, put them into peace.

[Deave] who is the liar, where can I find him.

[Genie] no, this information costs more. You will not learn of this with comic books and food. But my advice to you is that the one known as plipper should stop searching for his lost love.

[Deave]... I'm not sure what you mean, but now about another thing-

[Genie] If you wish to traipse around in the shell of your previous body, it will cost some of your coin and all of your comic books.

[Deave] but... dang, I really like alot of those.

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seems like a reasonable price to get your old body back, wich is a giant red flag against doing so.
however now may be a good time to tell your family exactly who/what you are, to avoid nasty suprises later on.

Is this a one time thing? can you toggle between forms? Get some more details on what this would entail before you relinquish your precious precious reading materials.
Also don't do it right away if it IS a one time thing, you'll need to get some resources set up to make it worthwhile. If you can toggle between forms then I'd say it's worth it--and keep the Deave form up around your family!

>>461466
Yeah, red flag. Also, the way he phrased it needs clarification...since our old shell is DEAD, it might mean he'd be offering to let us walk around looking like a zombie or something. Basically keep asking questions about what would actually happen before you agree to anything

>>461470
Yes, get clarification details on how the form swap would work before agreeing to it.

If it's something you can toggle on and off, it would be nice to switch back to Quint-body and pay Regi a visit.

Yeah you better clarify before doing this.

I mean, it is just a bunch of comics... But still.

The only fool is the one who doesn't read the fine print and all.

Think for a minute Deave. You unconsciously changed to resemble who your target is. Do you know anyone who resembles you who also does very bad things to their dead, causing strong emotions? Say an unpopular cult maybe, that eats people? Devours them even? Someone who resembles you closely enough to be a bunbun?

In short, you already know sort of who it is. Their name is just a detail. You know who to follow to find them, and you can find where they are. What you don't know is how to kill them, or why they're doing it. But who it is? You don't need to ask Genie about that!

There are two ways you can go about learning more about your target now, which will teach you how to kill them. First is to stalk the cult, which is difficult because they recognize your shape. What you need isn't some old dead shell you once were, but a disguise to keep them from suspecting you. Second is to master your dreams, because since the spirits of the dead think you're him they're going after you, so if you can defeat them then you can find out what they know about him.

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[Deave]...can you tell me more about what you're going to do? Am I getting my old body back? Will both my bodies be interchangeable?

[Genie]............no. It is not that you are getting a body, it is that you are going to temporarily dwell in a form that is a copy of your old one. It is not permanent in that it will look like you and sound like you but will dissipate once you are finished with your task.

[Deave] ...that doesn't sound like it'll last long.

[Genie] It will send your current form into a trance like state and your spirit will travel to the copy that i send there. Once you are done the copy will cease to exist and your spirit will return to this body.

[Deave] oh... and you want my comic books for that?

[Genie] and some of your coin.

[Deave] ...i'll think about it, it's one of those things I don't want to do just yet. Also I think i can figure out a way to track down my current target.

[Genie] Very well, is there other things you desire?

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>>461583
Accelerated growth might be nice. If we're inheriting the big gun, we need to be able to lift it, aim it, and fire it without dislocating a shoulder or breaking several ribs.

>>461603
Deave's pretty much reached optimal height and body build for his current species.

Hmm, I wonder where we can find our buddy the rogue oracle. Last time we visited him he had something interesting he could tell us, but we were visiting on someone else's account...We /could/ ask shadowman what he saw directly but it's fun to visit old acquaintances, isn't it?

>>461611
pretty sure our ol buddy oracle said we'd ever see him again after our last visit

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wait until 'End Cutscene' for input.

As expected as soon as his mother puts down deave's breakfast, half of it disappears.

[Abel] Your dad should be here soon, I know you boys are going out to the range but I need your dad before you two go gun crazy.

[Deave] Please mom, i'm trying to eat.

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[Rerk] Hey guys, i'm home! Ready to use the big gun champ?

[Abel] Hello honey, before that i was wanting a little personal time of my own. I've got a miniskirt on~

[Rerk] Oooh, miniskirt~ Alright, attend to this matter then we'll go shooting afterwards.

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And so deave hides in his room to read through a few issues of 'Deadpool and Cable' before his whole comic book collection goes down in the wish pooper. Sadly the sounds of his parents antics are making it hard for him to concentrate.

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About an hour or so later Rerk returns from his activities and goes to retireve his sone.

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[Rerk] Alright kiddo, here we are.

[Deave] it's a pond with steel girders?

[Rerk] Well it doesn't look like much but I made it specifically for this gun.

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[Rerk] Okay deave, i need to run some schooling through you to start off with gun safety for this thing. This is a bullet for the big rifle, It's called a heavy tank buster. It's a ten-eighty five caliber slug, which means it's plenty dangerous. Now caliber is the size of the bullets diameter in an inch. Can you guess how big this bullet is?

[Deave]... big... i dunno- um .185?

[Rerk] Well you got the general idea of smaller bullets for tiny pistols, but this is more a 1.085 diameter bullet.

[Deave] ... why's it look like that at the top?

[Rerk] It is specially designed to cookie cut holes through heavy tank armor. The design supposedly punches a hole through steel and admantium, and can put a big dent into vibro-admantium.

[Deave] cool

>>461659
WHOA, WAIT A SEC!
You have DEADPOOL AND CABLE there?
This wish is NOT WORTH IT!

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[Rerk] Now the gun here is made completely out of Hardiik compound metal, this is a sort of amalgam metal made from admantium and a space rock that has a zero gravity field around it. If this were to be made from any other time of metal, it'd be too heavy for me or your mother to lift.

[Deave] also cool

[Rerk] So, you ready to try it out?

>input

Man, you help your frog-bud hook up with a cute, fuzzy shark girl one life, and you get repaid with childhood parental-nookie trauma in the next. Tough luck, Quave. Deint. Whatever.

Abel sure has aged better than Rerk, huh? Oh, wait, she was like 10 or 20 years younger than him anyways (assuming frogs and sharks even age at the same rate, anyways).

>So, you ready to try it out?
You give that bun-bun a gun-gun.

>>461660
Haha, bandages. They sure know how to keep things lively in the bedroom.

>>461664
Ask him how bad the kickback is.

Ask if there's any tricks to aiming it, like if you need to be a certain distance away to aim properly with the scope thingy or whatnot?
Any safeties you need to disable?
Questions about this specific gun, and how to use it to best effect, basically.

Yeah, Definatly voting no on the wish issue.
a definate yes, however, to the Blowing-the-crap-out-of-that-junk-pile issue.
shoot it, shoot it hard.

>>461679
I dunno, depending on the information we get out of it it might be worth it. We should let Regi know that we won't be back if we do decide to go with and meet with her, if for no other reason than to avoid paying the price for the costume a second time when we've got a perfectly trustworthy body hopping around still.

As a one time cost for a one time chore, I can see it working. If we need to do it MORE than once the price becomes too steep.

Sacrificing some comic books kind of seems worth saying goodbye to an old friend who's been wondering what the hell happened to us for however many years old Deave is.

>>461686
Agreed. The wish is worth it.

Deave was distracted by the thoughts of losing his precious comic coll-FUCK NO FORGET THAT SHIT THAT IS A BIG GUN AND YOU ARE GOING TO SHOOT IT YEAH

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[Deave] How do I fire this thing?

[Rerk] Here, there's a hand grab right here. Don't press the button, that's a trigger.

[Deave] So is this right?

[Rerk] You can't but your body behind, you have to sort of sit on top of it and when it throws out your weight will keep it on the ground.

[Deave] like this?

[Rerk] yes, now just gently squeeze the trigger... and remember to hold on.

[Deave] ok...

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[Insert cannon firiring sound here]

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[Insert sounds of melting metal and stone here]

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[Insert the lack of sound of your father talking due to deafness here]

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