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McTrinkets is done with the Hefehxn ghosts for now anyway, so I take her aside and talk.
“How’d it go with those ghosts?” I say.
“I think I convinced them their family is sinking. They can take our hand and be pulled up out of the water or settle in at the bottom with the rest.”
“Oh! That’s good.”
“They had to be desperate to do this to start with. Apparently, from what they said, they used Kekahkik’s finger to listen in on everything. They knew what we were up to. They thought they might get us by surprise and put an end to things out here. Whoops. I guess that’s proof enough that our plan of exposing them is going to work!”
“Hah! Yeah I guess we won then.” I touch my bandage. “Well, I mean, they did hurt me pretty bad.”
“And that dog in the yellow got a nasty cut on his tummy, and the other one’s dead. Well, I’ll make sure that House Doxedn pays them for this. At the very least, I think no one will be in any danger after all the deals are made.”
“So you’ll be safe?”
McTrinkets smiles. “I know Family Hefehxn. You killed one of theirs last afternoon, and we just killed three more today. They’re just a family, they don’t have the numbers to lose dogs like that. Even if we can’t prove anything, we have enough to scare their allies away. Hefehxn will probably offer us a bunch of deals to keep us all quiet, and House Doxedn will get to look over their shoulder to make sure they keep them.”
“Oh! So we.” I feel myself list. I’m still tired. “We actually did it?”
“We didn’t destroy the entire family like you planned,” McTrinkets says, “but we did save me, you, and everyone else. Mostly!”
Huh. I mean. This dumb plan to like. Try and blackmail an entire family into oblivion actually kind of worked.
>Maybe ask if McTrinkets is gonna stay in the city after this is all over? You're gonna have to keep moving so you won't be able to hang out with her much longer.
“So what are you doing after you’re all done here?”
“Well, I still have other business contacts I need to do selling for.”
“Contacts like… Family Hefehxn?”
McTrinkets gives me one of her merchanty smiles. “Are you going to say I didn’t learn my lesson? I think we made the profit out of this deal.”
“Hah. Yeah well. I’m. Being stalked by a dreambug. A different one, I mean. I mean the first one might be stalking me too but—no look, there’s a dreambug trying to hunt me down. The longer I stay in one spot, or the more simple my options are, the easier time he has narrowing down where I am or where I’m gonna be so like. I can’t stay here very long.”
“I’ll be tied up taking care of things here for a while still,” McTrinkets agrees. “I know I agreed to take you further south, but if you can’t wait… I can’t leave right now.”
“Yeah…”
“Well, I’m back to being in your debt. I can put you in touch with my contacts and they can take care of you, further down along the line.”
“Yeah…”
“What’s wrong? Gonna miss me?”
>You need to go talk to McTrinkets and tell her that you really like her as more than a friend
“Uh…”
Iaxio leans in. “She wants to make out with you. I get to watch.”
I slap him. “I’ll go back and piss on your corpse, you butt!”
“Just helping!” he says.
McTrinkets just has that face on I never know what she’s really thinking. “You actually are going to miss me, aren’t you?”
I don’t even know. I have no idea how I feel about McTrinkets honestly. I mean, thinking about it, she kind of blackmailed me into coming along with her, and she put me in serious danger having me deliver counterfeit money with a spy-relic hidden in it. On the other hand? She helped me escape for basically nothing but a favor, was willing to just let me go and leave her to die after I dropped off the box, and is one of the few people in my life who isn’t a total butt.
How long have I even known her for? We had that little business talk on the road-side, and then a bit of a chat in the coracle. And then breakfast, and then I didn’t see her again until we were planning to destroy Family Hefehxn. And after that, I didn’t see her until we met up with the bandits. I’ve known her for like, three or four days.
I mean, I don’t even know her real name. But maybe this isn’t like, a romance-novel-true-love thing. Maybe I’m just happy to have a friend that I’m like. Attracted to. I guess.
McTrinkets sighs. “So, yes?”
“Oh! Uhm.”
“We can meet up again, if you want.”
“I think I want to, yes.”
>kiss her on the mouth, with tongue
Madohkikil and Laikadehn return. Akilfhren walks in, too, in full housedog armor. Kehfn shows up, wearing the same. I glance at McTrinkets.
“Business time,” she says. “Later.”
Iaxio nudges my side. “I get to watch, okay?”
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