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>Examine weird medallion. And by examine I mean pull its stats up on the item screen.
Amulet of Invidus (+10 all stats)
>Graven use his mage-o-vision
(well, it’s clearly magical… and very powerful, too. I can’t really detect more tha-mmff!)
>Graven, Maggie, for both your sakes, please just shut up and hug each other already.
…er…I don’t think they can hear you… or anyone else over their… um… tongue wrestle?
>Kev, I have to wonder if Hans's lack of moral compass would bother your paladin sensibilities.
(He hasn’t attack anyone innocent yet… wait, was those gladiators innocent? Well, he has talked a lot about his really amoral action, but I’ve never seen him done anything really wrong… yet. Besides, isn’t it better to aim him against the right cause then to let him run wild? Hmm…)
>Kev, uh... We had Oracle pull up the file on Serge, back there, and he had the same last name as you.
(Wait what? We were related? I-I didn’t know that… Serge was my fighting instructor when I was in the academy. I never knew he had that kind of connection with me… thought it might explain why he never liked me.)
>I'm curious about how Hans manages to even do the things he does.
Why, darling, I’m using the power of off screen awesome, of course! That why you’ll never see me do these fabulous feats on screen… at least when it isn’t in a cut scene, ja?
…okay, He’s clearly bonkers.
>Hey, Hans, bet you ten gold not to kill or permanently cripple any paladins until we get to the bottom of this whole mind control situation.
aw… your no fun. Can’t I at least kill them a little, ja? No? That’s really unfabulous of you, darling…
>kill the rest of the paladins with hans, the blood god needs more blood and blood is the one thing best for making plants grow, thus keeping us from starving.
hmm, let’s see here. It’s the middle of the night, I’m really tired, all my allies are probably tired, the paladins have pulled back into an easily defaceable position, they outnumber us heavily and whoever is controlling them is still out there… That does sound fun but no, at least not today.
>Show him the medallion.
hmm, you said their leader was wearing this? I do recognize it from somewhere, but I can’t place it. Maybe it the symbol of one of the smaller noble houses and he was a member?
>tell the Captain of the Guard that Serge thought you were marked with the "taint" from something called the "Vessel," and are under the impression you have it or know where it is.
The vessel? Hmm, can’t say I’ve ever heard of it…
>it's pretty obvious something is messing with the paladins' minds, but you don't know what, or by whom.
Of course someone is controlling them, but we are trying to find out how. Even the lowest of the paladins should have a lot of training resisting most ways of mind control and the higher ups would have artifacts on them at all times to make them completely immune.
well, this has been fun but I think it’s time to head back the mercenaries guild for some R&R… aka drink all the money we earned.
err… we never got paid. The place we were supposed to guard burned down, remember?
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…so…Liz…um… I was w-wondering…err… i-if…um… Icansleepinyourroomtonight? …I’ll take a s-shower first of course…
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…why are you looking at me like that? It’s like how a hungry predator looks at a prey…
So many options… so little time… hmm, let’s see, I got rope, gender changing potions, a catalog full of toys I can make with magic, those skill books, a nun outfit and a maid outfit… so many options…
…err…Liz? Are you alright?
Insert why does it always fall back to this, its degrading_
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