Shes taking this fairly well for a simple bar owner. Almost too well...

2/3 chirps 2012/08/17(Fri)22:10 No. 444427 ID: 34cbef
File 134526664803.png - (28.61KB , 928x529 , 69.png )

[Abel] Wow, this place is small. Actually this is the first time a guy invited me onto his ship.

[Rerk] Yeah, I don't usually let people on.

[Abel] Oh... what's this thing?

[Rerk] Don't poke at the glass, that's my little brother.

[Abel] Really? Hi there little fella!

[Rerk] He can't hear you.

[Abel] oh...

3/3 chirps 2012/08/17(Fri)22:29 No. 444440 ID: 34cbef
File 134526777024.png - (11.48KB , 604x321 , 70.png )

[Rerk] wait down here, i need to give him his shot.

[Abel] What's his name?

[Rerk] His name's plipper. Can you pull the emergency handle there? thanks.

[Rerk]...

[Rerk]... hey

[Plipper] hi...

[Rerk] It's time for a shot.

[Plipper] okay... who's that?

[Rerk] New friend, don't worry this won't hurt.

[Plipper] can i come out after the shot?

[Rerk] No you can't, you gotta stay in here. I don't want you wandering off and then your brain goes crazy again.

[Plipper] Can I come out tomorrow?

[Rerk] No, you have to stay in here.

[Plipper] Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssee?

[Rerk] ...

"i know someone that's really good at watching, if i can find them then you can"

Aw, he's cute. Let 'im out, you got an extra set of eyes to watch him for the moment. And chicks love kids.

You should really get speakers for that tube, so he can talk to people while he's in there. Maybe something for him to do, too. Looks boring in there.

Get in, Rerk.

Sorry little guy, no coming out right now. We need the guy with lots of eyes!

Sorry hon, it's to keep you safe. Maybe tomorrow.

Nope. Tube time all the time, kid.

Aww let him out for a bit while you and her can watch over him.

1/3 chirps 2012/08/18(Sat)23:53 No. 445185 ID: 34cbef
File 134535919082.png - (5.30KB , 241x177 , 71.png )

[Rerk] Sorry bud, maybe another time.

[Plipper] awwww man, that sucks.

[Rerk] I got too much to do today, plus i don't have enough shot stuff.

[Plipper] okaaaaaay

[Rerk] I'll take you to a carnival or something tomorrow. Now gimme a hug!

2/3 chirps 2012/08/18(Sat)23:58 No. 445188 ID: 34cbef
File 134535949403.png - (9.61KB , 348x363 , 72.png )

-------------------------------------------
[Rerk] Give me a second i need to take off this heavy jacket.

[Abel] Okay, i'll come with you.

[Rerk] uh... it's only going to be a second. Just wait here.

[Abel]... well damn Okay.

{brief pause}

[Rerk] Alright, we better hurry outta her before the sentries storm in here.

[Abel] What's that thing?

[Rerk] ... just some equipment. I'm done doing things the roundabout way.

3/3 chirps 2012/08/19(Sun)00:20 No. 445194 ID: 34cbef
File 134536081628.png - (17.46KB , 603x323 , 73.png )

[Regina] Alright, froghead is here. You sure he's supposed to know?

[Quint] What I was told.

[Rerk] hmm?

[Regina] Spokeswoman Serena, I want to know everything about her. She's my mortal enemy and i gotta know my enemies.

[Rerk] Oh, you mean the person that runs Grey Mage.

[Regina] Yes, tell me everything.

[Rerk] She's an ancient gypsy from the dark ages on earth. She has super witch powers and favors energy spheres that emenates from her body.

[Regina] wel... uh... that's total shit.

[Rerk] No, it's true.

[Regina] Then... how do i stop her...

[Rerk] Don't worry, whatever your reasons for hating her she isn't real.

[Regina]what do you mean.

[Rerk] The current person isn't a person. It's a hard light hologram. It's based off a once living person but it can't interract with objects. She doesn't even eat or drink.

[Regina] how do you even know this.

[Rerk] She's currently my sponsor, or she was. Plus she visited my family a few times.

[Regina] Dammit, then i'll have to stick to my original plans... but i don't want to travel that far. Alright, quint your ship is in and i stocked it up. You'll find your stealth weapon in the cab.

[Quint] Okay, now i can do some decent work for a change.

[Rerk] 5eyes, i'm gonna need to chat with you. I'm also tagging along.

[Abel] Oh, me too. I wanna come along!

[Rerk]... No, no, that'd be a terrible idea.

[Abel] But I want to, anyway if you're following him then that means it's his choice. Well 5eyes, can i come along?

[Quint] Hold on, I haven't agreed to letting frogman come with me yet. Lemme think for a second.

Rerk can come---Shark lady, don't you have a cafe or something? You should probably run that while we go off hunting bounties.

so, is this serena person run by an AI computer program thingy? because that still has the potential to be evil. anyway i say add abel to the party and teach her how to use a gun.

"how good are you with a gun?" she needs to be able to fight, otherwise she is 100% liability.

oh oh I know
Quint: "You aren't going to try and gobble him up or something, are you? >.::B"

How good you are with bees, arbles and barbecue, missshark miss? You're hired! 'Kay, let's go!

chirps 2012/08/20(Mon)15:43 No. 445705 ID: 34cbef
File 134550262894.png - (13.46KB , 606x324 , 74.png )

[Quint] Sure, you both can come.

[Abel] Sweet.

[Regina] Okay, you guys do whatever. I need to go set up my commerce robot to tend to the shop while i take a brief vacation.

[Abel] Oh, me to. I'll be right back. Oh this is going to be great!

[Rerk]...

[Quint]... alright, so what do you need to ask me?

[Rerk] I need you to help me kidnap a neuro surgeon. Will you help me?

eh why not, i guess i owe you after that puggles fiasco.

Sure, sounds cool. Although generally I find it's better to do crime to pay doctors, rather than kidnap them directly. Generally makes them less cooperative.

Sounds fun! How are you planning to convince him/her to do the surgery properly once you have him, though?

>>445729
>>445758

If Rerk does not give a satisfactory answer be sure to berate him for not thinking things through.

hmm... it's unlikely, but be sure to check the GPD wanted list for a suitable doctor. you might be able to convince him/her to join you as an ally.

1/2 chirps 2012/08/22(Wed)00:42 No. 446241 ID: 34cbef
File 134562137230.png - (14.83KB , 600x319 , 75.png )

>>445729
[Rerk]whu-whut?
>>445758
[Rerk] uh... threats? and lots of verbal aggression? I might have to beat him up if he doesn't...

2/2 chirps 2012/08/22(Wed)00:44 No. 446242 ID: 34cbef
File 134562144284.png - (35.96KB , 679x641 , 76.png )

[Quint] that doesn't sound well thought out at all... I'm almost afraid to ask how you were gonna get the doctor in the first place. Lets see if there is a suitable one on the bounty lists.

Doctor Whimsical? That is hands down the best name ever. This is our guy.

we will see. if he actually is a good doctor but wanted someone in particular dead then yes he's perfect.

Yes, obviously someone wanted for malpractice and murder is the best person to trust tadpole-brother's safety to.

chirps 2012/08/23(Thu)01:14 No. 446538 ID: 34cbef
File 134570966246.png - (11.96KB , 600x319 , 77.png )

[Rerk] I don't wanna trust a guy who's wanted to saw into my brother's head. I'm just not gonna let it happen.

[Quint] Alright, well do you want to find a doctor or what? I mean right now your splitting my choices frogman. We can go to yokoko to get a lead on the good doctor, we can go to some medical space station, or we can head out and take down the bounty i wanna take down at dirger. It's up to you.

What kind of reputation medical space stations have? How much do they cost?
We might as well bag this Doctor Whimsical either to cover the cost of the operation or let him go if he agrees to operate on Rerks bro.

yeah, "may as well bag him ether way."

>>446577
Plus I know I saw other bounties on or around Yokoko. You guys could probably get enough to cover the costs legally if you don't trust this doctor when we have him. Look through the GPD and note every possible bounty on Yokoko~

1/3 chirps 2012/08/23(Thu)19:38 No. 446725 ID: 34cbef
File 134577592710.png - (9.21KB , 578x320 , 78.png )

>>446576
>>446577
>>446579

[Rerk] Jeez, the expenses for something like this are terrible. I need 10mil just for the right doctor to work on him.

[Quint] Then i see no problem with capturing a wanted doctor. We can either turn him over or have him work with us.

[Rerk]... errrrg, that... oh god no... that would be such a bad idea.

[Quint] Whats the matter, afraid of a bounty doctor?

[Rerk]... no... it's not that...

2/3 chirps 2012/08/23(Thu)19:44 No. 446734 ID: 34cbef
File 134577624209.png - (17.98KB , 511x500 , 79.png )

[Quint] Then what's the problem.

[Rerk] ... it'd be him on my ship... or taggin along with us...

[Quint]hmm?

[Rerk]... listen, i know about regi being the viper princess- i realize that now. I don't hold it against you either... but based on both their backgrounds...

[Quint] Go on.

[Rerk] ... they both are killers who follow some sort of self-righteous philosofy... if they were to meet... I don't know how to handle that sort of situation.

[Quint] ...

3/3 chirps 2012/08/23(Thu)19:46 No. 446735 ID: 34cbef
File 134577640274.png - (21.88KB , 791x518 , 80.png )

[Rerk] ... my god...

[Quint] ....

[Rerk] ...

[Abel] HEY GUYS, what do you think? I did a quick bit of shopping for our trip.

[Rerk] ...uh

[Quint] ...we heading to some sort of club?

>>446734
Oh, do you actually know something about this particular doctor's brand of crazy? Do tell!

>>446735
Might wanna get something more...practical for bounty hunting. Like armor. Or whatever the normal everyday wear is for people on Yokoko. Very cute, though.

Well at least she seems to have a gun. Ask what kind it is. (Or just identify it if you are gun-savvy enough.)

>Might wanna get something more...practical for bounty hunting
No. Oh, no no. She's perfect as is.

Compliment her on her well preparedness.

>>446782
Ask how adequate her aim is, but you probably shouldn't test it in the store.

uhh, that's not.. how is that even... bluh

She can handle the social combat. She is our seductress. But don't tell HER that.

Also, that is not a gun. It is a purse.

>>446782
Son? She has a purse.

What sort of self-righteous philosophy does Doctor Whimiscal follow that would clash with Regina's? She seems to be the type that prefers just to clash with the Gray Mages, unless he works with them.

1/2 chirps 2012/08/24(Fri)19:01 No. 447174 ID: 34cbef
File 134586011335.png - (15.23KB , 606x323 , 81.png )

[Abel]...w-what? Don't you like it rerk?

[Quint] Wahahaha, no no, he loves it! He's having a hard time coming up with a decent response.

[Abel] ...rerk?

[Rerk] It's fine, just... don't worry about it. Do you have a weapon?

[Abel] I don't need one, i know some martial arts.

[Quint] Kung fu shark, hawky sawky- hahahahhahahaha, purse-fu! I'm killing myself here!

Show the five eyes why people don`t mess with purse-fu black belts.

>Kung fu shark
Oh my gods, that sounds both terrifying and awesome.

>Quint
Wait, what are you doing. Stop making an ass of yourself just because we're not controlling you. Bad 5-eyes, bad!

2/2 End Hunter Prologue chirps 2012/08/24(Fri)19:16 No. 447181 ID: 34cbef
File 134586101222.png - (55.26KB , 750x500 , 82.png )

Well... seems like this was the getting to know characters thread. I'll wrap it up and we can do the serious bounty hunting stuff in the next thread. Also special thanks to the Urts space station design goes to Wertz

[Rerk] Anyway, back to the undesirables. It's not that they'd butt heads, it would be if they got along. Think about it, they follow some sort of twisted ethics that stops them from becoming terrorists or spree killers. I'm afraid if they met and mixed up their terrible ideals they'd cross that line and it would turn out bad for everyone... Especially us.

[Quint] Huh, well it just means that we have to keep a close eye on both of them then, doesn't it? Alright, lets go to work.

[Rerk] Come on abel, we're going to the hangar.

[Abel] ... okay, you sure you don't hate my outfit?

[Rerk] You're fine.

>>447181
i mean wyrt, special thanks goes to wyrt

>>447177
Yes, start making an ass of yourself /because/ we are controlling you AND because you're awesome that way~

can't wait for the next thread~