>>458184
I'm not sure whether to be pleased or horrified at this roll.

>What are you rolling for? Pregnancy?
Well that, and disease. We don't know where he's been.

Actually, we do know where he's been. The rape cave. Doesn't exactly help.

>>458184

ULTIMATE PREGNANCY

Whoa, who says that means he's done?

>>458395
Who says we're done?

Suggestion 2012/10/05(Fri)05:27 No. 460469 ID: 692e3d
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Congrats!

>>460469
This quest hasn't earned that award. As well, that's not even hard to get, because Pink Dragon was pretty great.

Suggestion 2012/10/06(Sat)12:30 No. 460738 ID: 26a7c1
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>>460469
>read an SDF quest
>don't expect some sex

Clarisse de la Yxessértsnies 2012/12/08(Sat)14:43 No. 477300 ID: 4183c9
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>Who says we're done?
"EVERYONE!"

Clarisse de la Yxessértsnies 2012/12/08(Sat)14:45 No. 477301 ID: 4183c9
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And because one doesn't disagree with Gary Oldman, it is morning and a sandstorm is over.

"Hey, listen, what if, what if you don't leave, but you stay here and marry me? No, wait, don't go, listen, it'll be great, you put out, and I provide you with more Belgian sea shells than you ever thought possible. Sounds great, right? Please don't go."

[Insert Suggestion]

>>460469
What's the matter, this quest got too real for you?

>>477301
Offer him a position as your bitch.

>>477301
Hard to tell if he is helping or hindering the act of getting dressed.

Check on prince. If you can lead him home, maybe his extra-grateful and wealthy parents will help You get home. Or a new plane. Or your old plane, after those crazy desert-dwellers traded and modified it a dozen times, each turning it into something less useful than before.

>>477363
That. Also, Rashid seems pretty handy with an AK47. Use your feminine wiles to get him to come with.

You didn't spend years training to be the best pilot of wherever just to give it up to be a brat's wife.

Clearly, he must join you on your adventure.

Thank him for the offer, but say you're quite determined to return to your service as a pilot. I mean you're decorated and pretty famous. Why doesn't HE come with you back to your motherland. Then you could either keep him as a minion or hook him up with some other girl that would appreciate a mysterious dark-skinned boy who is good with guns, outdoor survival and animals. Explain that you're a mean bitch anyway and you'd utterly destroy him out of frustration within a month if you had to stay here.

Also ask him where the damn belgian seashells were last night?! He's got the order completely wrong here.

Clarisse de la Yxessértsnies 2012/12/09(Sun)12:43 No. 477489 ID: 4183c9
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>Offer him a position as your bitch.
>he must join you
"D-do I get to have sex with you? All day every day?"

[Insert Suggestion]

Sex will be had and it will involve him.

Now kissth

Maybe, if you feel like it. The pants in this relationship will be worn by you now.

>>477497
And only you. We only have the one pair, after all.

Ask for a leash and collar for him afterwards. If he protests, show off your assets and ask him if he wants to have sex with you or not.

Once it's on, tell him to get you a strap-on/feeldoe(s). If he protests, jerk him around a bit.

>>477513
Best plan.

implement a reward system.

Clarisse de la Yxessértsnies 2012/12/10(Mon)18:24 No. 477740 ID: 4183c9
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So now one has an AK-47 with a dick, on a reward system. One could do worse, as far as crashlandings in the middle of a desert go. Hopefully he will calm down after a while - he has been a little overexcited all the way to a Foreign Legion fort and it is getting a bit old.

A last thing to do before being in a homestretch is to do something about this girl. A Foreign Legion fort conveniently has a supposedly important job for her, if one would choose to leave her here.
All a prince had to say about it was "rohkesti rind" whatever that means, Rashid is currently unusable, and a girl herself is not saying anything, so one has to make a call.

[Insert Suggestion]

>>477740
He seems to want to see boobs. Kiss a girl and expose both of yourselves. Molest her while you're at it.

Or just tweak his nipple and proceed to the fort.

>>477740
She doesn't seem very useful. And she never speaks.

Therefor, she is probably the most important or useless character in the story and you definitely should bring her along.

No reward yet? Guess it's kind of hard to cash it in here. Either way make sure you give the prince a card with your name and address on it and see if you can get him to write one for you. Ruffle his hair, shake his hand and give him a hug before you split up.

Inspect the girl closer before you make a decision. She's strangely passive. Is she deaf, blind, mute, bored or a tiny camel dressed up as a woman?

If she's Muslim then she's out of her social element here: She's not supposed to reveal her body (or possibly even her face) to anybody but close family and other women. Perhaps she would talk to you if there were no men around.
If she doesn't speak any languages that you speak you'll just have to come up with more creative ways of communicating with a rather attractive and well-endowed woman.

Kill her.

>>477740
>So now one has an AK-47 with a dick, on a reward system.
This is how religions start.

Clarisse de la Yxessértsnies 2012/12/12(Wed)16:57 No. 478253 ID: 4183c9
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>Molest her to communicate.
Nope, no reaction whatsoever.

Sergent-chef of Legion offered lots valuables for a negro girl. He seems very eager to keep her at a fort.
One is very eager to leave for home already, so one should decide quickly what to do with an unresponsive negro girl.

[Insert Suggestion]

>>478253
...Huh. Is she a robot? I think she's a robot.

Go further and see if she responds at all. Seriously, at all.

If she does, sell her. If not, keep her, sexbots are convenient. She will be the reward system.

>>478253
sell her

It might be one of those advanced sex-dolls. Sell it in exchange for a new aeroplane.

I say keep her.

What? Valuables you say? Go for it then. They seem legit. You already have to manage Rashid and she is a mystery you just don't really need to delve further into.

lets... not begin slave trading, especially with young possibly catatonic women rescued from rape caves...

>>478253
I don't like her. I say sell her.

If you do sell her, make sure to do so only after bedding her. Gotta make sure you don't sell defective merchandise. You probably don't want these guys pissed at you.

>>478253

She's a robot.

Seriously, make sure she's not a robot. Robots are kind of a big deal.

Clarisse de la Yxessértsnies 2013/01/14(Mon)14:33 No. 485237 ID: 4183c9
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Robot or not, a negro girl fetches a nice price. One is sure she'll be happy doing whatever it is she'll be doing at a fort.
It is an easy trip to an airport for a plane to Suurrindland.

Clarisse de la Yxessértsnies 2013/01/14(Mon)14:34 No. 485238 ID: 4183c9
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And then one is even more decorated.

>>485238

Who gave that baby a rifle?!

An End Clarisse de la Yxessértsnies 2013/01/14(Mon)14:38 No. 485240 ID: 4183c9
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But one is a pilot and cannot stay grounded for long.

And that is a different adventure.

[Buy the DLC]

>>485239
The royal armorer obviously, duh.

Congratulations on your victory.

man, I like that royal family.

Well done!