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>Let the doobie be. We need to GTFO.
Yes, better to do this. We're on the home stretch, we really need to get out as soon as possible. Nicolas decides that now is the prime time for Ging TFO.
He and Joel arrive in an alleyway across from the burning building. Nicolas inches his way towards the street, keeping an eye out for MIB and other vehicles, but nothing approaches.
Eventually, he gets a glimpse of the street outside. There's a lone MIB sweeper standing in front of a butcher shop. Nicolas' car, as well as one of the MIB cars, is parked nearby.
The person looks vaguely familiar. Nicolas can tell from his glasses that he's a bottom-rung Sweeper, but his gun doesn't seem to be standard issue. Actually, it looks like it's pretty deep in the heavy weapons category. Nicolas thought only Scrubbers had those?
"Oh shit," whispers Joel. "Nic, that's Bubbles."
"Bubbles?" Nicolas asks.
"Bubbles. H-His real name's Charles, but we call him Bubbles because he's chewing gum all the time."
"This is the guy you knew from the MIB, right?"
"Right. He's a sweeper like I am- er, was, but... actually, he's very overqualified for the job. I mean, very."
"... how very?"
"Well, um. He'd probably be a Special Agent or Scrubber by now, if he didn't keep b-breaking procedure. W-we're not allowed to chew gum at work, see."
Wow. That's stupid. That's... very stupid. Nicolas can't believe how stupid that is. Nicolas can't believe how backwards the organization is. THIS IS NOT HOW IT WORKS. Mooks are the guys who go down in one hit, Supervisors are the tough-as-hell baddies. That's how it's supposed to work! None of this taking down Victor in one shot and then being stopped by a mook with a grenade launcher bullshit. God, Nicolas cannot believe how non-Tropes-compliant this goddamn evil organization is.
At least they're snappy dressers.
"I-I'd rather not kill him if we don't have to," says Joel, "but I'm ready to do it. He's... very stupid and loyal. Like a big dog or something. I-I don't think he'd join us."
Right. It looks like he hasn't detected the two of us yet. We need a plan!
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