Brass 2009/09/15(Tue)21:11 No. 45208 ID: ea9bdd
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>>44803

They are indeed conductive! It would be a bit silly if they weren't.
The three wires are each of different lengths - one is 10 feet, one is 12.5, and one is 15. The weighted ends means that they spin quite well!

>>44779

You fund yourself! Building your secret base took out most of your savings, so you don't have much cash on hand. You get money from your job.

Speaking of your job, you get over there before you're late for work.

Your secret identity job is a lowly office worker for a company. What does the company produce?

>>45208
Batteries, clearly.

Brass 2009/09/15(Tue)21:18 No. 45212 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45209

You work at a battery company.

The newest issue of Justice Magazine has just come out! You made sure to get it hot off the press. Maybe there'll be an article about you in there! Oh boy!

Read it read it read it!

>>45212
Don't read it at your desk, that's unprofessional!

Sneak it into the bathroom and read it in there.

1/3 Brass 2009/09/15(Tue)21:53 No. 45234 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45233

You sneak off to the bathroom so as to appear to be a model employee. You do want that promotion!

Brass 2009/09/15(Tue)21:54 No. 45235 ID: ea9bdd
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What.

Brass 2009/09/15(Tue)21:55 No. 45236 ID: ea9bdd
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What is this?

Basalt and Battery!?! They spelled your name wrong! And Prismatica managed to steal your spotlight by not even being there!

>>45235
Ahahahahaha. Ahah hahahahaha. Hahahaha.

That made me lol so hard.

>>45235
Oh, Spectrum's just bitter because he had to run around shooting rainbows at people.

OH NOES!

Listen close, Battery. Prismatica may be a bit of a... okay, a lot of a bitch, but you'll be worse than her if you don't look into this! She may not be a damsel in distress, exactly, but she is a fellow super and you're all in this together! I'm certain you have vacation time saved up for just such an occasion!

you have to admit basalt and battery is a pretty cool name too.

Brass 2009/09/15(Tue)22:12 No. 45253 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45242

You're right. You signed up to fight for justice, and that means fighting for it even if the one in peril is a mega-bitch.

You'll dip into your vacation time to take the rest of the day off.

Where should you start looking?

>>45253
:METAGAMEING: Try strange bars.

Non-metagaming: Ask her father where he heard from her last. Work with other heroes and ask your sidekick for help.

:METAGAMEING: This was foul play.

1/2 Brass 2009/09/15(Tue)22:28 No. 45261 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45256

You call your sideki- your crimefighting assistant to ask for her crimefighting assistance.

Brass 2009/09/15(Tue)22:31 No. 45266 ID: ea9bdd
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You're in luck! Josie tells you that she start poking around since she read about the disappearance this morning.

Josie tells you that there is definitely something strange going on. Apparently, Arc City has a history of people disappearing. Similar missing person cases have popped up on the same day annually as far back as the records in Arc City go.

>>45266
Is there any pattern? similar careers? Firefighters, policemen, lawyers, bitches, etc? There may or may not be a larger ploy here. What we need to do here is work with the police on this matter. be organized! Be efficient! Have a plan to... just have a plan.

>>45266
Interesting. If you can pinpoint where each of these missing persons was last known to be before they disappeared, you can probably rough out a manageable area to search!

Brass 2009/09/15(Tue)22:47 No. 45284 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45269
>>45278

Josie tells you that there is a correlation - several people who had been of note in Arc City were among those who disappeared. Also, quite a number of people law enforcement.

There's not a lot of info on where the people disppeared, but from what Josie can tell it seems to mainly be in the northern downtown area.

To Downtown! Have Josie tail you in plainclothes in case you disappear,that way she can tip off other heros.

>>45284
We'll need backup for this!

We need to contact the...

Sigh.

Tell her we will need to contact the Hawk. We can't let this pass, but if they've managed to do so damn many, we can't take any chances.

And no, she can't come with.

Yes, we'll get her a signature on her plushie.

1/2 Brass 2009/09/15(Tue)23:03 No. 45295 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45287

You suggest that Josie tail you, and she laughs for a good three minutes. Oh well.

To Arc City you go!

Brass 2009/09/15(Tue)23:04 No. 45296 ID: ea9bdd
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Hmm, nothing looks very suspicious.

>>45288

(I have seeeeecret plans for the Hawk. He comes later!)

>>45296
Tread carefully, Bats.

>>45296
Look for something disreputable! Clearly only someone or something up to no good could be doing this.

Brass 2009/09/15(Tue)23:35 No. 45316 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45313

You decide to go look around. Maybe there might be something suspicious in one of the alleys? Alleys are pretty suspicious in themselves, right?


Huh. What's the deal with this place?

>>45316
Go on in the seem repuatable.

>>45316
METAGAMING: It's where Prismatica was.

Ingaming: I don't like the look of it. It's trying too damn hard. take a peek, but if anything seems off, CALL THE ASSISTANT SIDEKICK GIRL, TAKE DOWN AND ADDRESS, then go in.

>>45321
Seconding this! Put the address of this place into your handy dandy notebook you always carry with you.

Brass 2009/09/15(Tue)23:44 No. 45325 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45321
>>45323

You record the address and wire Josie. Nothing wrong with being cautious.

It looks like it's been cleaned out. There's some sort of circle - chalk, maybe? That's been smudged and a book on the floor.

>>45325
If you have something to take pictures with, photograph the scene without touching anything. then Take a look at the book.

>>45325
Take pictures and examine piece of paper.
Take caution this might be a crime scene.

>>45326
If you have no camera, make a crude illustration in your handy dandy notebook.

Man that thing is useful.

Brass 2009/09/15(Tue)23:55 No. 45333 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45326
>>45327

You don't have anything to photograph the scene with. That's a good idea, though! You'll see if Josie has anything later.

The book appears to be about adorable kittens.

BACKTRACK Brass 2009/09/15(Tue)23:58 No. 45335 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45332

You make an illustration in your notebook.

It's a good thing you're such a competent artist!

>>45335
Excellent! Check BAR, CABINET, and CIRCLE for clues!

What's that behind you?

Brass 2009/09/16(Wed)00:08 No. 45340 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45339

It appears to be a man! Huh, how did you not notice him before?

Does he have three ey-

Brass 2009/09/16(Wed)00:08 No. 45341 ID: ea9bdd
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AHHH WHAT

>>45341
SUPER SPEED LEFT.

Then use Special Attack: TWO PRONGED TAZER!

It involves making the Rock Paper Scissor's Scissor hand sign, and then jabbing him in the stomach with lots of lightning backing you up.

1/2 Brass 2009/09/16(Wed)00:35 No. 45353 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45349

LEFT YOU GO

Brass 2009/09/16(Wed)00:36 No. 45354 ID: ea9bdd
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You use your two pronged taser attack on the weird laser man. He takes a heavy hit, but by attacking the stomach you put yourself in his eye line. Luckily you have (medium) invulnerability, but ow!

While he's stunned from the shock, zip behind him and try to render him unconscious with your followup.

>>45354
Get behind him! Grapple him and release ELECTRIC DISCHARGES of JUSTICE!

>>45356
From behind? A COWARDLY TACTIC! We are a true super hero, we face out opponents head on!

Use SUPER SPEED to zig and zag out of the way of his laser vision, and launch a LIGHTNING PAUNCH when the opportunity presents itself.

>>45357
Sadly, we are only a medium superspeeder, and thus can't dodge LAZERS. We must fight SMART, not brave!

>>45359
...An unfortunate truth.

I concede, we must fight dirty. FOR JUSTICE!

1/3 Brass 2009/09/16(Wed)00:57 No. 45363 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45355
>>45356

Though it pains you to attack from behind, such sacrifices must be made when you are fighting a laser triclops!

Brass 2009/09/16(Wed)00:58 No. 45365 ID: ea9bdd
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Taste electric justice!

Brass 2009/09/16(Wed)00:59 No. 45366 ID: ea9bdd
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And he's down. You'll wonder why he attacked you later. Now is the most important part of any superhero fight!

Got any victory quips?

>>45366
"I suppose you find your loss"
*sunglasses*
"Shocking?"
YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>45366
"I bet you didn't see that one coming."

Brass 2009/09/16(Wed)01:09 No. 45369 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45368

Aw yeah.

Now that you've got the quip quipped, you might want to go find out what that was all about.

>>45368
This one, followed immediately by
>>45367

Also, its not so bad. We just need to find a way to make sure he can't laser beam us during interrogation, then attempt to zap him back to consciousness like we did with our dapper friend, Lord Octopuissance.

Also:

We are the best. Superhero. Ever.

Brass 2009/09/16(Wed)01:25 No. 45373 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45370

That's a good idea, but what can you block it with?

>>45373
What do we have? If we had a small pocket mirror of some sort, I would suggest affixing it directly over his third eye. We have that length of metal wire, which we might be able to use to restrain him and zap him if he tries to break free. We could also lay him on his stomach while tied up and keep our boot against his head to ensure he can't turn it to look at us.

Brass 2009/09/16(Wed)01:38 No. 45375 ID: ea9bdd
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Whatever you use, the result will have to wait 'til later.

Suggestion 2009/09/16(Wed)21:56 No. 45736 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45374

You don't have a pocket mirror on hand, but you could probably get one pretty quickly. You'd have to leave the triclops to get it, though.

The other two ideas seem sound. Should you try one of them or go for the mirror?

Oh yeah namefield.

>>45736
Stay, flip him on his back, boot on back.

You don't know how long he will be out, after all.

Brass 2009/09/16(Wed)22:17 No. 45744 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45740

You tie him up and keep a foot planted firmly on his back.

You could wait for him to wake up or zap him awake.

>>45744
give him a zap...but first make his face look funny with perminant marker.

>>45747
The real reason to have a utility belt.

1/2 Brass 2009/09/16(Wed)22:32 No. 45753 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45747

It's a good thing you have that marker. Not only can you draw stunningly accurate renditions of crime scenes, you can also make interrogations a lot more hilarious!

Brass 2009/09/16(Wed)22:32 No. 45754 ID: ea9bdd
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Hopefully this guy won't voip back into the timestream.

Well who would voip into the timestream looking like such an idiot. Clearly our plan is full proof.

Now ask him why he tried to kill you. (and try to remind him of his failure as much as possible)

Brass 2009/09/16(Wed)22:44 No. 45758 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45757

He isn't saying anything.

>>45758
Ask him if he's mute if yes tell him to nod his head if nothing tell him he's a dick who needs some hair and begin to draw some hair on his head with the marker. (clearly the most brilliant torture technique)

Brass 2009/09/16(Wed)22:53 No. 45760 ID: ea9bdd
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>>45759

You ask if he is mute. He says nothing.

As you start to draw hair on his head, he asks you if you are a good citizen.

So he can talk.

>>45760
try to keep the topic focused on him
"I don't think your in a position to ask questions, besides whats it too you?"

(Sorry, looks like I'll have to cut out early.)

>>45760
"I like to think I am a good citizen. But since you attacked me, you can't be a good citizen, and everyone knows good citizens are allowed to use marker on bad citizens."

Brass 2009/09/19(Sat)17:16 No. 47523 ID: 97b54b
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>>45763

He does not respond to your impeccable use of logic. Instead, he asks you if you have any evidence of how reputable you are.

>>47523
I'm running around in this getup in broad daylight and no one's made a beef with me, so I must be a superhero.
And superheroes are automatically good citizens.

1/4 Brass 2009/09/19(Sat)18:00 No. 47543 ID: 97b54b
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>>47527

After you say that, he-

Actually you have no idea what he's doing.

Brass 2009/09/19(Sat)18:01 No. 47544 ID: 97b54b
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what

Brass 2009/09/19(Sat)18:02 No. 47546 ID: 97b54b
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WHAT

Brass 2009/09/19(Sat)18:03 No. 47548 ID: 97b54b
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YOU ARE SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW

>>47548
Check around you, if no one is present, then book it in a random direction.
If there is someone threatening, book it, then circle back around to figure out what they're up to.

Brass 2009/09/19(Sat)18:32 No. 47558 ID: 97b54b
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>>47553

You appear to be in a swamp of some sort.

There's no one you can see, but there's some sort of old shack up ahead.

>>47558
Sneak around back and check for windows.

Brass 2009/09/19(Sat)18:48 No. 47569 ID: 97b54b
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>>47564

You found a window.

At least, you are fairly certain that it is a window.

From the front of the house, a woman's voice asks if there are any guests out there.

"Yessum"

Brass 2009/09/19(Sat)18:59 No. 47579 ID: 97b54b
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>>47574

The voice urges you to come in.

When you look around to the front of the house, the door is open. No one is there, and it's too dark to see into the house.

Man, your day is getting really weird.

>>47579
Don't go in.
Climb a tree outside and look in the window.

>>47579
Shoot a lightning bolt through the door frame before entering.

Create an arc of lightning between two of your fingers to make light.

Brass 2009/09/19(Sat)19:06 No. 47592 ID: 97b54b
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>>47582

The view doesn't look much different from up here!

1/2 Brass 2009/09/19(Sat)19:23 No. 47602 ID: 97b54b
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>>47590

Before you go into this darkened doorway, you need a little light.

Brass 2009/09/19(Sat)19:25 No. 47604 ID: 97b54b
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...




...




...This is the WEIRDEST day.

Zap her. Quickly.

>>47605
Now now, that would be rude.

Introduce yourself. Ask who she is.

1/2 Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)19:50 No. 47611 ID: 97b54b
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>>47605

AAAAAAAAHHHHH SKULL HEAD WITH BOOBS ZAP IT ZAP IT ZAP IT

Suggestion 2009/09/19(Sat)19:52 No. 47612 ID: 97b54b
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The skullfaces woman makes a circle in the air and your lightning is deflected by some sort of... line of chalk thing.

The woman tells you to calm down, child. After all, you are her guest,

Guest. With a period at the end.

Ask her for her name. Do not give her your name unless she asks.

Brass 2009/09/19(Sat)20:33 No. 47633 ID: 97b54b
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>>47617

She tells you she's had many names. She has been spoken of as Suzoo Roo, she has been worshiped as Lady Lavaeu, and she has been cursed as Nzambi's Witch.

Nowadays, however, she prefers that you call her...

Madame Voodoo.

>>47633
Ask Madam Voodoo if she is one of those voodoo people who uses dolls, or if she is one of those voodoo people who uses names, or if she is one of those voodoo people who uses potions and powders and stuff. Because if she is a name used you aren't going to tell her your name is Assault and Battery, because that would be dumb of you.