>>47589 >Flash them With a grenade
Begin operation noserub!
>>47580 Rub their noses. They seem to like that. Tell them that you're just trying to start up an iddle biddy citadel, and you need their help, and won't they pwease, pweeeease help woo..? Then give them boob hugs.
>>47580 Quick, use the sword >>47557
"I'm just trying to start up an iddle biddy citadel, and I need your help, and won't you pwease, pweeeease help me...?"
>>47615 I think you like them more than you're letting on.
>>47615 If you keep this up, we're going to have a fucking army of kobolds following us. ...let's just hope some of them know how to farm and hunt.
>>47615 You are now our team's designated diplomat.
>>47615 Let's hope those kobolds aren't all female.
"HEY! Apparently you don't understand how this works! LET ME GOOOOOOOO~!"
HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE THAT...oh right there were fifty of them.
>>47624
>>47624 Let's send our kobold off to get help! Maybe we can get Ozud to come save us.
>>47624 DON'T PANIC. They're kobolds. What's the worst they can do?
>>47629 They can rape her 'til her nose bleeds! :O
>>47624 Tell them your nose itches. Ask one of them if they can scratch it for you, but make sure they do it gently... and slowly. And try and look as cute as possible, though that shouldn't be too difficult seeing as you can't get much cuter then how you look now. <3
>>47632 WOW, this reminds me of something. What was it? Some kindof situation? How did we get past it? Well, it's probably not important.
>>47632 >>47635 Do one of these two. It will be hilarious. For even better results, do the second one and use the first as an excuse.
"Don't mind me... I just have a little itch..."
Try breaking free. Really, kobold ropes? Come on.
Lick it's face.
>>47657 Problem solved.
You're enjoying this arent you...
>>47657 Apologies for being so mean, you just wanted to offer them a good place to live with very few elves.
Unhinge your jaws and swallow it whole.
>Unhinge your jaws and swallow it whole. Oh wait... I can't do that... Kobold: AAAAHHHHHHHHNNNN~
NOW TEACH HIM ABOUT ACTUAL SEX MANUALLY
Tell them to untie you and we can all have a bit of fun!
>>47868 Proceed, something is happening. It's grown all red and swollen.
Kobold Horde: It's hurting Dalajleemus! GET IT! OOF! Watch it! Heheheh... Don't that tick- ARGH! DAMN IT!
>>47876 >Tickles This won't end well. Fuck your genetic diversity, Nako; you're getting your medicine.
>>47876 You have consumed them in your bloated amorphous body. Now digest all their pants off to sate your hunger.
>>47876 What happened to our seven kobolds?
>>47882 Batshit scared, that's what.
Turn it into a noserub fight. It's your only chance.
I'm not sure what happened... But I think I won.
>>47887 In nine months, THEY will win. Pillage their camp.
uhhhh...vICTORY!
Become pregnant.
>>47887 You lost your dignity. Again.
Check around the camp for useful resources, and tell the 'bolds to gather their stuff when they wake up. Then make your way back to the fortress.
You lost your boob cover again. It was getting too small, but I suppose we should find it to keep up appearances.
I have conquered the vicious kobolds and I think this is enough for now... and my top is around here somewhere, it just got kicked off or something in the struggle. The kobolds have stones spears and some shiny pebbles. That's about it...
>>47899 Have them bring all pointy sticks and shiny pebbles to the GOBLIN FORTRESS!
>Have them bring all pointy sticks and shiny pebbles to the GOBLIN FORTRESS! HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT I GOT! Stozu: ... Amxu: ... Atu: FREAKIN' AWESOME! WHEEEEEEE!~
>>47905 Now set up a kobold farm next to the cat farm, and keep them as a secondary food source.
>>47905 Have them all sleep in your room, like a giant living blanket of puppies.
>>47906 Set up a servant's quarters in either the weapon storage room or the regular storage room. Introduce the Kobolds to the various hard labors they'll be enduring in the future. Hauling, breeding, mining, etc.
>>47905 Tell them that as long as they do what they're told and behave, nothing bad will happen to them.
Amxu: It's getting a bit crowded in here. We'll need to expand. Atu: Kind of like your ass. Amxu: SHUT UP!