☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/29(Sun)16:05 No. 405737 ID: 78c391
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boom

>>405735
WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity

No! Bad Leon! You are in love and you already had tons of off-screen sex so she must be your true love and also pregnant! And it's yours!

POWER OF LOVE!

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/29(Sun)16:14 No. 405739 ID: 78c391
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you press L because you don't like Leon right now.
booom.
the core is gone, the clouds have stopped moving towards the gia- oh no what?!?!?

brütaru reepu no pauwa desu

leon has gone mad with power.

Leon may be a bit mad you went up to the final boss without him. You know, leaving him alone, making it so he had to do the dirty work, is very likely gay now, oh and he's likely very tired of being player 2.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)16:11 No. 406129 ID: 78c391
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What are you guys...
talking about?????

look at that platformasaur. i really don't think it wants to die.

>>406129

What we are talking about is Leon has absorbed the power of the platformasaur and is now the new final boss!

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)16:23 No. 406138 ID: 78c391
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...

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)16:40 No. 406145 ID: 78c391
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New rules...

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)16:47 No. 406148 ID: 78c391
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...A puppet with no more use to his master is nothing but trash.

And I eat trash like you...

So we're not talking Tudor Court rules here then... huh... I'm gonna have to think about this one.

"Haha, you eat trash."

>>406148
You eat trash? That's disgusting. You're disgusting.

Please don't antagonize the omnipotent unidentifiable species silouette.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)16:52 No. 406154 ID: 78c391
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so by now

Just hit him with a high kick, Darleen. A powerup will pop off no doubt and then you can figure out his attack pattern to get more of them.

[Lasers back at him]

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)16:55 No. 406159 ID: 78c391
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you are done.

oh great, no huge anime boobs to support you so you can enter Keanu mode in the name of believing in your friends who believe in you.

I guess you're fucked. unless your own boobs work, but I've never seen that happen before.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)17:05 No. 406166 ID: 78c391
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Darleen is too scared to attack this wierd new person who might be Leon.

"game over everyone, go home and die slowly"
he says.

darleen, use SEDUCE. or POWER OF LOVE. or something.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)17:15 No. 406173 ID: 78c391
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Darleen ask if we should just go home now, there is no more levels. there is no need to fight anymore.

Leon(?) says he doesn't care about player 1's attempts to make me get into bed with you. you will just moan in pain from the power I will not hesitate to split your motherfucking yapping beemouth in half SHUT UP.

Darleen is in a small state of shock and confusion. most of what he said didn't even make sense.

Leon(?) is clearly scrambled with another personality.

so fight or talk?

fighting would get us even more killed. so talk.

Hey it's Bec Noir.

This is clearly the status bar's fault. ATTACK THE STATUS BAR

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)17:38 No. 406193 ID: 78c391
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who the motherfuck is Jack or Leon?
My names Plate! your little friend is gone now. there is no player 2, there clearly never was one.
all I wanted was all that solid cloud energy that huge monster was absorbing, and you cheated by getting the best power up before I could shut down the machine inside him. It's a split screen game, I can see everything down there, how did you not even see me (help) get all those powerups, I was awesome, girl, why didn't you just motherfucking keep climbing? blahblahblahblahblahblahmonologueblahblahblahblah15usesofthewordDarknessandPowerup

((shit I ment Bec))

>>406175
That makes too much sense, do it!

suck the power out of him... or something.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)17:53 No. 406202 ID: 78c391
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Darleen: did someone say Help?

Plate: no. (omg darleen just fight him)

Darleen: so wana fight or fuck?

((you guys pick, but if you pick fuck i'm not drawing it lol you do it))

fuck and then birth the spawn of hell then fuck that too

fight

Round one FIGHT

Neither, let's take him to a bar and get him drunk. Maybe we can get more out of him when he's had a few.

Take him to a bar, fuck him, birth the spawn of hell, fuck it, then birth whatever comes from that, then fight that.

pretend to fuck. but then bite his dick off, disabling his crotch lasers, and then kill him.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)18:17 No. 406220 ID: 78c391
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Darleen decided to just beat you up and then get Leon back and then lay eggs.

you're going to get raped

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)18:24 No. 406225 ID: 78c391
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CHEAP
REALLY CHEAP

fight fight fight

>>406227
Agreed, but replace the 'ight's with 'uck's.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)18:45 No. 406235 ID: 78c391
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You know what.
just shut up...
I like you like this...
it's hot..

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)18:51 No. 406239 ID: 78c391
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Darleen: Just be a good boy and take over the world, don't kill anyone. no one days, not ever.

Plate: uh... uh.. okay.. woof.

Darleen: you know Plate can just be your middle name, okay Leon?

Leon: .... okay.

☂Platformasaur☂ 2012/04/30(Mon)18:55 No. 406242 ID: 78c391
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And they live happy ever after as king and queen of the universe

making 50 planets full of babies and eggs and they made the best sex ever, literally as hot as a super nova. 5 books were made from them all best sellers, and they lived forever.

The End. go fap.

>>406242
Best end

>>406242
Best.

Ending.

Ever.

>>406242

Oh no, and they were all Harlequin romance novels.

but I don't have a boner.

>>406242
This was the most /d/eviant quest I've seen in a long time.
Thanks for the confusing fun!