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400904 No. 400904 ID: 0d2bec

Hey. What's going on?
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No. 400905 ID: fb9e4f

check the picture
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No. 400906 ID: 70591e

not much. how about you?
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No. 400908 ID: 673411

That spider is out for blood. Befriend it before it decides it wants yours.
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No. 400915 ID: 0d2bec
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400915

The painting is of a bunch of knotted, black and white stairs. Kinda gaudy, kinda cliche, but the bossman liked it and what the bossman says, goes.

That spider isn't out for blood! On the contrary, it's one of the bossman's beloved pets. But that fucker's huge. I eye it warily.

So. What's my name?
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No. 400917 ID: ed57e8

patterson.
bomb the crack in the wall
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No. 400920 ID: 9c4e0e

pooplord mcfartbottom
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No. 400922 ID: 27d278

That's a spider you dumpass

Kris, you are Kris.
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No. 400924 ID: 7d7f79

Please, you are The Assman. How could you possibly forget that you're The Assman when you had to spend so very long at the DMV to get the custom licence plates?
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No. 400927 ID: e440a4

Garth Davisson.
Inspect the circular thing on the ground. is that a rug or some kind of missile silo door?
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No. 400933 ID: 0d2bec
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400933

Patterson is a last name. Kris is a girl's name. And I don't THINK I'm a pooplord, you never know.

Garth has a nice ring to it, though. But I already know my last name.

Garth Mook, at your service.

And yeah, that's a rug. It's kinda frayed and weathered around the edges. Again, bossman likes it, so it stays.

Any more questions about me, my capabilities, and my environment before we switch this show to third person?
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No. 400934 ID: b85f8c

Yes.

Where are you, and what can you do?
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No. 400937 ID: 0d2bec
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400937

I'm in the bossman's compound. It's chock full of traps, oddball corridors, and confusing passageways to keep would-be adventurers and protagonists away from treasure and stuff.

As for what I can do... I'm pretty good at using this mace. But it isn't up to me to decide what else I can do in addition to that.

You guys should tell me what else I'm good at. Maybe I have skill in another weapon. Or, maybe I know professional skills. Perhaps there's a little bit of magic tucked away in my fingers. I could also have physical attributes that aren't readily apparent from a cursory glance.

Go ahead. I'll wait a while for you to decide what I can do, and why I'm such a good guardsman for the bossman. Then we can get this shindig going.
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No. 400944 ID: e440a4

well, as for your powers, you have the uncanny knack for hearing helpful advisory spirits from another world. You've also got decentralized sensory input so you can move your point of view away from where your actual eyes are.

Oh, and you can alter the direction and intensity of your own personal gravity.
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No. 400984 ID: 2fe09b

>>400944

>Oh, and you can alter the direction and intensity of your own personal gravity.
AGREED
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No. 400991 ID: fadabb

hang out on the ceiling.
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No. 401003 ID: 0d2bec
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401003

Okay, cool. So one of my talents is gravity-related magic. For now, it'll probably be a bit weak, but some practice should shore that up in no time.

What else can I do?
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No. 401004 ID: 2fe09b

>>401003
You manifest beneficial mutations every once in a while!
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No. 401007 ID: b85f8c

>>401003
You're stronger than you look. Way stronger.
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No. 401045 ID: 70591e

uh. two shlongs?
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No. 401054 ID: 0d2bec
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401054

Well looks like I have beneficial mutations every now and again SHIT I COULD HAVE HAD TWO DINGALINGS UGH.

I've got room for one more power, attribute, magic, or talent.
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No. 401059 ID: 673411

The power to grow plants.
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No. 401060 ID: fadabb

you can play the violin very well.
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No. 401062 ID: 2fe09b

>>401059
PLAAAANTS
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No. 401064 ID: 832169

Your body is rubber because you ate the gum gum fruit.
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No. 401066 ID: 0d2bec
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401066

ALRIGHT

Here's my loadout.

JOURNEYMAN LEVEL MACE-WIELDING
APPRENTICE LEVEL GRAVITY MAGIC
OCCASIONAL MUTATIONS
APPRENTICE LEVEL HORTICULTURE, HERBALISM, AND BOTANY

However, this does imply certain things about my physical attributes:

I have average strength and constitution. Mace wielding made me tough, but all those long hours spent studying magic and picking flowers didn't contribute towards making me any stronger. I haven't had any mutations yet to help in that department, either.

I'm smart because I learned how to manipulate gravity with magic AND how to identify/categorize various herbs and spices. Hammers don't really require that much thinking power, but eh.

I'm not very dexterous, nor am I fast. None of my skills contribute to those particular attributes.

Finally, my SPIRITUALITY is pretty good, mostly due to the stress-relieving characteristics of managing a garden for a healthy portion of my career.

Let's get started, shall we?
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No. 401067 ID: 0d2bec
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401067

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No. 401069 ID: 0d2bec
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401069

This is the ANTECHAMBER of Bossman's compound, and it is about as unimpressive as a person could make a room. A frayed rug has been splayed across the floor, once meant to welcome guests and visitors into the beautiful dwelling. Cracks ascend the rearmost wall behind Garth, their turbulent edges reflected in the spiderwebs that cling to the upper corners of the room. Speaking of spiders, that rapscallion appears to be approaching the gaudy painting for some reason. It stops just short of the frame.

There are two doors. The one on the painting-wall leads further into the compound, the other leads outside.

Garth is a humble guard for the bossman, hired just a few weeks ago. His trusty mace and stool are shown on the screen. He hasn't met any of his coworkers yet. His parents are deceased and his sister lives out in the countryside.

This is his first day on the job.

What do you think he should do?
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No. 401070 ID: 2fe09b

>>401069
Where is the main entrance? Are you ther? If not, let's go meet the sad sap posted there.
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No. 401072 ID: 0d2bec
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401072

Garth is that sad sap. The door on the left (from your perspective) wall is the entrance.
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No. 401073 ID: 2fe09b

>>401072
Awww shit man. Say hi to spiderbro.

Also check behind painting.
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No. 401075 ID: 3ce5b2

man, bossman's got it all backwards! antechambers are supposed to be the MOST grand of all chambers. That way everyone who comes in is in awe of his magnificent wealth.
maybe grab some bitchin' plants and work on getting some fengs, and (if you can swing it) some shuis to go with them.
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No. 401082 ID: 0d2bec
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401082

Garth is not saying hi to spiderbro. That thing is in abominable amalgamation of chitin, fang, venom sac, and eye. Fuck spiders.

And he's guarding that damn painting! Ugh. It's kinda high up, too. No way is Garth gonna be able to manipulate that painting til the spider leaves.

And you may be onto something. This is a pretty dingy antechamber. Garth has seen deathbeds more lively than this place. If only the Bossman had some plants and furniture to spruce this place up.

Get it? Spruce?

It's a pun.
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No. 401085 ID: ed57e8

revive the wood in the stool so it grows
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No. 401086 ID: 70591e

>>401082

hey fuck you spiders are adorable.
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No. 401105 ID: 0d2bec
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401105

Unfortunately, Garth doesn't practice any PLANT MAGIC. He's merely interested in plants and can identify them, explain their attributes, etcetera.

>>401086

And no. That spider just gives him the WEIRDS something fierce. No dice, sorry bub.
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No. 401110 ID: 2fe09b

>>401105
Fuck with the spider with gravity magic.
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No. 401115 ID: 70591e

>>401105

fuuuuuuck

youuuuuuuu.

but seriously, open the door and step outside to get some fresh air. and also to see what the place looks like.
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No. 401147 ID: 0d2bec
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401147

Well, before I go outside, I think messing with the spider sounds like fun. Here goes nothing.
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No. 401148 ID: 0d2bec
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401148

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No. 401149 ID: ed57e8

remember don't kill it, your bossman would be mad.
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No. 401150 ID: 0d2bec
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401150

Success!
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No. 401151 ID: 0d2bec
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401151

Oh. Heh.

Um. That thing moves fast.
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No. 401161 ID: 0d2bec
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401161

Can spiders actually DO THAT?
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No. 401162 ID: 0d2bec
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401162

HELPHELPHELP WHAT DO I DO
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No. 401167 ID: 6e44d2

If it comes anywhere near you, you can just gravity it away. No big.
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No. 401169 ID: ed57e8

dodge!!
and gt outside!
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No. 401173 ID: b85f8c

Dodge!
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No. 401176 ID: 6e44d2

Just use your gravity powers to knock it about like a tetherball.
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No. 401214 ID: 2fe09b

>>401162
MACEMACEMACEMACE
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No. 401218 ID: 70591e

shut up and take your punishment like a man. you deserve it for comitting animal cruelty. don'T worry, I doubt it's poisinius enough to kill you. if it is, well, maybe you should've thought about that possibility before giving it a reason to activate its self-defense mechanism.

>spider: bite that fucker in the jugular vein.
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No. 401262 ID: 0d2bec
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401262

HE SAID HE WASN'T DEXTEROUS HOW CAN HE DODGE

OH GOD

OH

GOD
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No. 401264 ID: 70591e

CHOMP

CHOMP MOTHERFUCKER CHOMP

AHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH

AHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHHHH.

fuckin' animal torturers.
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No. 401265 ID: affb00

Garth? Garth! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTH
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No. 401268 ID: 2fe09b

>>401262
Turn to the wall with the crack. HEADBUTT IT.
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No. 401271 ID: 0d2bec
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401271

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No. 401275 ID: ed57e8

become spiderman
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No. 401276 ID: 0d2bec
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401276

>>401268

FOCUS.

THE WALL IS NOT YOUR ENEMY.
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No. 401277 ID: b85f8c

>>401276
Very carefully reach up and take the spider off your face. Then put it by the painting again.

Or use gravity magic for that.
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No. 401279 ID: b6edd6

>>401276
YES IT IS.
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No. 401281 ID: 0d2bec
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401281

>>401277

MAGIC~
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No. 401283 ID: 70591e

...

fuck this quest.
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No. 401292 ID: affb00

Well you killed the boss's prized pet. I hope you're happy with yourself.
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No. 401293 ID: ed57e8

NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!! SHOWTIME!
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No. 401297 ID: 0d2bec
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401297

>>401292
Garth is not pleased with himself, nor is he proud of his spider-slaying prowess.

>>401293
YEAH HE HAS. The bossman has plenty of the little monsters, but each one of them is a precious little snowflake in his eyes.

If that snowflake was also a terrifying, humongous spider.

What now? Garth is busy catching his breath, but suffered no permanent harm.
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No. 401298 ID: ed57e8

flee and pray you haven't worked here long enough for the boss to know who you are.
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No. 401299 ID: b85f8c

>>401297
DESTROY THE EVIDENCE! By which I mean clean the guts off the wall and put the spider under the rug.
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No. 401301 ID: 2fe09b

>>401297
Take a peek outside, or in the next room. y'all need some bandages.
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No. 401304 ID: 0d2bec
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401304

Did... Did that spider bite him?

Oh god it did.

>>401301
>>401299
>>401298

All excellent ideas. But... Woozy. Might be envenomed.

Wall is very helpful. Keeps the guy standing.

Which command should he follow?
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No. 401305 ID: ed57e8

uhhh, you sure the spider didn't just free your mind?
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No. 401306 ID: 0d2bec
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401306

>>401305
Signs point to no.
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No. 401313 ID: ed57e8

yeah you are pretty much fucked, pass out.
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No. 401323 ID: 0d2bec
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401323

>>401313

He still has the energy to do something before his brain succumbs. You sure he should pass out without doing anything first?
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No. 401324 ID: ed57e8

go in the next room? where you pass out doesn't really effect things
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No. 401325 ID: 622e4f

And then nothing in this quest was ever real again.
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No. 401335 ID: b85f8c

>>401323
Get help.
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No. 401340 ID: 0d2bec
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401340

>>401335
>>401324

Trying.

oh boy.
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No. 401341 ID: 0d2bec
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401341

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No. 401342 ID: 0d2bec
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401342

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No. 401343 ID: 0d2bec
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401343

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No. 401344 ID: 0d2bec
File 133446207935.png - (18.43KB , 592x583 , 28.png )
401344

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No. 401345 ID: 0d2bec
File 133446212986.png - (7.26KB , 592x583 , 29.png )
401345

-pause-
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No. 401353 ID: 2fe09b

>>401323
Gain a mutation, if you can.
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No. 401363 ID: 0d2bec
File 133446510765.png - (26.01KB , 592x583 , 30.png )
401363

-unpause-

That guy doesn't look too good.
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No. 401365 ID: b6edd6

>>401363
The fool probably got poisoned by one of the LARGE SPIDERS roaming around.
That or a wall got him.
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No. 401368 ID: 622e4f

>>401363
OKAY SO YOUR NAME IS BERTHAGERTHA AND YOUR POWER IS SUPER TASTE POWER

Now that we've got that stuff out of the way, make sure that guy is still breathing.
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No. 401429 ID: 0d2bec
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401429

My name IS Bertha! How'd you know that?

Nevermind. This guy's been poisoned, you say? He's got two spiderbites on his noggin, but he's still breathing. Dunno if he's in pain or not, though.

And SUPER TASTING POWERS are just a myth. Nobody's ever mastered that kind of legendary skill.

What can I ACTUALLY do, if you don't mind me asking? I don't have any pre-chosen skills, either. Blank slate.

Magic, professions, weaponry, or physical attributes.
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No. 401435 ID: 2fe09b

>>401429
Let's see.

You are great at slapping things. No, seriously, it's like they carry more kinetic force than possible.

You're capable of very limited flight - just yourself and your clothing.

Also, lastly, you can freeze liquids by touching them.
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No. 401448 ID: 3ce5b2

You have the power to know what is up with things just by touching them.
Like, you just know what is even that thing's whole deal, you know?
Oh, and you can communicate with and control spiders. but that one's a secret, and you can't let bossman find out about it.
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No. 401449 ID: 431fa8

>>401429
You're telepathic and can talk to basically anyone in the dungeon without leaving your room.

Your telepathy even lets you speak with and control animals, like spiders.

You're also well trained in unarmed combat.
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No. 401464 ID: 0d2bec
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401464

Thanks! So.

JOURNEYMAN HAND-TO-HAND/WEAPONLESS COMBAT
APPRENTICE TELEPATHY/ANIMAL COMMUNICATIONS
APPRENTICE ICE MAGIC

Seems like a nice loadout for a guardswoman.

Now, how can I help this dude?
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No. 401465 ID: 431fa8

>>401464
Use telepathy to call for a healer.
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No. 401471 ID: 0d2bec
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401471

Yes! A healer!

Wait.

Do we even have healers in the Compound?
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No. 401472 ID: 0d2bec
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401472

Huh. Whoever I've contacted seems pretty darn smart.
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No. 401499 ID: b85f8c

>>401472
Ask them if they know where to find a doctor.
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No. 401671 ID: 6e44d2

Ask if they know how to cure the effects of their venom.
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No. 401801 ID: 0d2bec
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401801

I asked for a doctor and they said that there isn't one in the facility.

I then asked how to cure a spiderbite and they asked what I could do for them in return.
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No. 401802 ID: ed57e8

"well what do you want? not really sure what spiders like"
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No. 401804 ID: 431fa8

>>401801
What we can do for them? Just how far are we planning to go out on a limb for our coworker here? He's the poisoned one, he's the one who has to pay them back for healing.
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No. 401806 ID: 673411

>>401801
Find out what they want. Alternately, offer them either all the bugs you capture for a month, or you will create for them the most secure of hideaways.
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No. 401809 ID: 0d2bec
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401809

>>401806
>>401804

Hmm~

I could say that this dude would pay them back.

I ask them what spiders like and one of them says food. The other one seems to have disconnected or something.

Bugs for a month? Do you know how difficult it'd be to actually follow through on something like that while I'm on the job?
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No. 401810 ID: b6edd6

>>401809
You could leave out (and occasionally refill when it evaporates) a bowl of sugar water or something there to attract flies.
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No. 401811 ID: 431fa8

>>401809
Welp, tell 'em you'll make this guy pay them in food after he's back up, then.
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No. 401813 ID: 0d2bec
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401813

>>401810

I offer to do the bowl thingy with the sugar water. The spider says okay.

I also may have implied that this dude will owe them something later on for their assistance and the spider seemed especially pleased about that.

It says that to cure the venom I'm gonna need some basalt leaves. I don't even know what those are. He says there should be some around here.
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No. 401814 ID: b85f8c

>>401813
Like those leaves right there?
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No. 401817 ID: 0d2bec
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401817

((I KEEP FUCKING UP THESE POSTS))

>>401814

Yes. I should put some of these pretty leaves in the mouth of an unconscious man and that will fix him the spiders said so duh.

No. That'd be dumb. I don't know which of these leaves are 'basalt.' I could guess, maybe. And are these ones poking around the edges sufficient or will I have to open up this weird looking cabinet?
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No. 401823 ID: 0d2bec

((Sorry, this is my first quest, first time using a *chan extensively, and first time drawing anything. Thanks for the suggestions thus far and I love you guys. :D ))
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No. 401824 ID: ed57e8

open it and ask the spider what's what.
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No. 401831 ID: 0d2bec
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401831

>>401824

The spider pauses when I ask, then tells me to pick one. I think something very rudely at him.

There's this grassy stuff with gray buds popping up all around it. There's a lot of it in here. Then there's this weird potted thing with gray leaves and a spindly stem.
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No. 401832 ID: b85f8c

Basalt is a type of grey rock. I think the grey leaves are correct.
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No. 401833 ID: ed57e8

take the potted plant.
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No. 401851 ID: 0d2bec
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401851

>>401833
>>401832

Can do.

The spider said I need to feed him the leaves.

I asked how I expected him to chew and swallow and he told me to be creative.
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No. 401852 ID: ed57e8

put leaf on hand slap with other hand. bam powder.
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No. 401853 ID: b85f8c

Chew them yourself, then shove the chewed leaves in his mouth.
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No. 401876 ID: 6e44d2

>>401853
That. Then you push it into the back of his mouth/his throat, and squeeze his throat in a downward motion to force him to swallow. It's pretty dangerous to feed unconscious people, though.
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No. 401985 ID: 0d2bec
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401985

Well. Here goes nothing.
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No. 401986 ID: 0d2bec
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401986

It smells like vinegar.
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No. 401987 ID: 0d2bec
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401987

DID IT. DONE.
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No. 401988 ID: 0d2bec
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401988

OKAY THIS IS REALLY KIND OF GROSS BUT I HAVE THE MASHED UP LEAFY DEALS IN MY HAND.

You absolutely positive you want me to feed this dude?
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No. 401989 ID: ed57e8

why not?
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No. 401990 ID: 100f45

>>401988
yes, we are
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No. 401991 ID: 0d2bec
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401991

MOMMA BIRD IS FEEDING HER BABY

oh god why did i think that that's so gross
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No. 401992 ID: 0d2bec
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401992

Wait.

Why is his bicep bulging?
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No. 401994 ID: 100f45

>>401992
mutations?
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No. 401995 ID: 0d2bec
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401995

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No. 401996 ID: ed57e8

oh god what
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No. 401997 ID: 6e44d2

Ohhhhhh boy...
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No. 401998 ID: 0d2bec
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401998

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No. 402001 ID: 0d2bec
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402001

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No. 402003 ID: 0d2bec
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402003

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No. 402004 ID: ed57e8

why'd you do that?
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No. 402005 ID: 0d2bec
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402005

>>402004

BECAUSE HE IS A GROSS MUTANT JESUS FUCK.
-animated-
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No. 402006 ID: ed57e8

so you are saying that the boss is wrong to hire him, even though they admitted to being a mutant?
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No. 402009 ID: b85f8c

>>402005
Please stop the infighting.
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No. 402029 ID: 6e44d2

lol, that's kind of cute. You guys'll get along great.
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No. 402126 ID: 0d2bec
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402126

Garth is wondering when it would be a good time to be awake.

Cuz it definitely wasn't right then.

Bertha is quietly contemplating the voices telling her not to maul this polymorphic vagabond.

Spider Two is watching.
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No. 402127 ID: fa9f7e

>>402126
Don't you recognize your boss when you see him? Why do you think the spiders were willing to help? They're his pets.


Seriously though, he IS an employee of your mutual boss, best to stop mauling him and start finding out what happened.
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No. 402160 ID: 0d2bec
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402160

>>402127
Garth asks Bertha for her name. She tells him. She then asks for his name, and he tells her.

Garth asks if she's gonna keep hitting him, and she says she doesn't think so.

He says good.

Now what should they do?
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No. 402165 ID: 0d2bec
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402165

>>402160

Wait.

Why did that cabinet shut?
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No. 402166 ID: b85f8c

>>402165
The pot also disappeared, and the non-cobalt leaves reset. Spooky.
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No. 402168 ID: 0d2bec
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402168

>>402166
Oh.

Those things are quick, aren't they?
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No. 402169 ID: b9e291

Getting a bit crowded in here. Perhaps you should return to your post?
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No. 402215 ID: 0d2bec
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402215

>>402169

A WISE DECISION, HAHA.
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No. 402216 ID: ed57e8

everyone out!
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No. 402217 ID: 0d2bec
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402217

>>402216

Garth and Bertha believe this to be the most intelligent course of action.

They're here too!
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No. 402218 ID: fa9f7e

Well. Time for the Raid. Also, they do seem to just want you back at your posts, given their reactions. Perhaps your boss can possess them somehow.
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No. 402219 ID: ed57e8

keep running.
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No. 402220 ID: 431fa8

>>402217
You guys... you made promises to them. Are you planning to break those promises? That might be unwise.

Initiate telepathy.
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No. 402221 ID: 0d2bec
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402221

>>402219
>>402218
>>402220

While Garth maneuvers for the entryway door, Bertha attempts to communicate with the spiders via telepathy.
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No. 402222 ID: 21d0e4

Fulfill your promises.

Right now, go together and do the bowl thingy with the water. Ask where the spiders who helped you out want it.
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No. 402223 ID: 0d2bec
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402223

An endless, chittering, broken hissing sound echoes inside of Bertha's mind as she extends her psychic presence. There are spiders everywhere. In the floorboards, in the ceiling, crawling between the wall's insulation...

And they're all hungry.

They want food, now.

Below the infinite, hungry chorus, Bertha can hear the very faint mental voices of other sentient creatures. However, the inky thought-mass of the spider horde drowns out any words or feelings that could otherwise be understood.

Spiders.

Everywhere.
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No. 402226 ID: 6e44d2

Boss really wasn't looking out for your best interests, huh. Get the fuck out of there. Time to seek new employment.
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No. 402228 ID: ed57e8

SPIDAS! run! you should be able to handle a bite or too, you got some basalt in your system too.
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No. 402230 ID: fa9f7e

Garth, how many can you kill with your gravity magic? Also, can you set something on fire, with or without magic? Kill them with fire. And run like fuck.
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No. 402231 ID: b85f8c

Uh tell them you will get that sugarwater or fly attractant or SOMETHING set up right away if they back off.
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No. 402242 ID: b6edd6

Don't they have a normal source of food? They can hardly just turn up out of nowhere.

If they insist on trying to eat you, remind them that that isn't very ICE of them. By which I mean shoot them with magic.
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No. 402318 ID: 0d2bec
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402318

>>402231
>>402242
Bertha, through a massive mental effort on her part, singles out the one among the teeming thousands that made the deal with her. It is not following the roiling conglomerate of spiders that are currently trying to converge on the two guards' positions.

It pleasantly asks when it will be receiving its flies. Bertha says as soon as she gets out of this particular mess, finds a bowl, and finds some sugar water. He says fine.

He asks what you're going to do about the other several thousand brothers and sisters currently hunting for their flesh.

She says she doesn't know, then asks if this kind of thing was regular with guardspeople in the Bossman's Compound.

He says yes. That's why you're the only two guards.

>>402228
>>402226
>>402230

Garth has difficulty killing ANYTHING with gravity magic just yet. He can push or pull things with some effort. Trying something harder might push him to his limits and leave him vulnerable.

Bertha believes she can freeze a number of them, but not the entirety of the swarm. Where did it even come from?

Yeah. Seeking new employment sounds like a good idea.
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No. 402324 ID: b85f8c

>>402318
Time to run away, then.
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No. 402325 ID: fa9f7e

Could the two of you quickly form a barrier to try and stop the spiders following? Garth moves stuff, Bertha freezes it into place?

If it'd take enough effort/concentration as to distract you, never mind.
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No. 402339 ID: 6e44d2

Just leave. Open that door and run.
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No. 402347 ID: b9e291

Yeah you're at the entrance. Your contract says nothing about getting devoured by spiders. Get the hell outta Dodge!
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No. 402365 ID: a6e66f

Your contract *does* say nothing about being devoured by spiders, right? Because if it does, you really should have read it better.

Oh, and also, run.
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No. 402367 ID: 0d2bec
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402367

>>402365
>>402347
>>402339
>>402325
>>402324

One step ahead of ya.
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No. 402368 ID: 0d2bec
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402368

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No. 402370 ID: 0d2bec
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402370

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No. 402371 ID: 46c430

Close the door close the door CLOSE THE DOOR!
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No. 402372 ID: 431fa8

>>402371
Yank it closed at range with gravity powers, perhaps.
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No. 402373 ID: 0d2bec
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402373

"They're right on us!" Bertha wails, failing to close the door in her panic.

"I know, I know! Keep running!"
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No. 402375 ID: ed57e8

garth make it close with gravity!
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No. 402376 ID: 0d2bec
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402376

>>402372
>>402375

Great call!

Garth is satisfied with the result at first. Spiders clearly don't have the appendages to open doors.

Unfortunately, something massive seems to be pushing up against the portal, struggling to outdo his gravity manipulation.

If he weren't completely sure it wasn't possible, he would have thought that a tsunami of chitin and spinnerets were shoving into the door frame.

"Keep running!" he yells to Bertha, who had paused momentarily to watch the display.
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No. 402377 ID: 0d2bec
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402377

>>402376

Garth ramps up the GRAVITY JUICE, tapping deep into the adrenal glands and fear that drove him out of his guard post and onto this soft, trimmed grass carpet.

Fear motivates.

Fear drives.

And damn, is Garth driven.
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No. 402378 ID: b85f8c

>>402377
Idea: Collapse the whole entrance via gravity. Screw the door, just block it with ROCKS. Possibly squish all the spiders at the same time.
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No. 402380 ID: b6edd6

>>402378
I don't think we have enough gravity magic for that.
It would probably be best just to leave.
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No. 402384 ID: fa9f7e

>>402380
Yeah, all we can do is push/pull things. Bertha could use thermal stress or water erosion, but those take way too long.

In short, best option: Ollies outy, bitches.
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No. 402387 ID: 0d2bec
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402387

>>402378

I've got this.

-animated-
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No. 402388 ID: b85f8c

>>402387
Garth? Garth! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTH!
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No. 402389 ID: 0d2bec
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402389

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No. 402390 ID: fa9f7e

Hm. Fuck.
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No. 402391 ID: b85f8c

>>402389
You might want to try to catch Garth so he doesn't go over the edge.
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No. 402393 ID: 0d2bec
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402393

>>402391

He was flung far, but not that far.

Oh god.

Oh god.
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No. 402396 ID: b85f8c

>>402393
What's with the purple stuff?
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No. 402399 ID: b6edd6

It is somewhat risky to move injured people, but you might or might not have a horde of spiders trying to tunnel their way out towards you. Can you do a quick psy-scan for that?
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No. 402400 ID: b85f8c

Wait, the entrance to the place isn't connected to anywhere else? It's just up on a cliff? How did you get up here?
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No. 402401 ID: 0d2bec
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402401

>>402399
The spiders are gone.

He isn't.

We're still in deep trouble.

>>402396

If I had to guess, it has something to do with that... Whatever he just did. That was more than impressive. That was absolutely nuts.
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No. 402407 ID: b85f8c

>>402401
Hmm. You may have to pick him up and get moving. What he did may cause a landslide. What's that stuff over the edge?
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No. 402408 ID: 0d2bec
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402408

"Here, I'll try to patch you up." I don't know a lot about medicine, but I make a makeshift tourniquet out of my sleeves.

"What happened?"

"I don't know. What hurts?"

"Everything."

There's a big problem, I don't know if Garth saw it.

See, I noticed this when we first got outside and there was only one place to run.

This isn't the place I walked into a couple days ago.

I don't know when. I don't know how.
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No. 402410 ID: 0d2bec
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402410

But we're flying.
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No. 402435 ID: d53cf1

WHAT A TWIST!
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No. 402439 ID: 70783e

So would that be the "S.S Miyazaki" or the "Isle De Miyazaki" that they're on?
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No. 402488 ID: 0d2bec

>>402439

I haven't actually named it yet, but Castles in the Sky, the Feel Good Inc. music video, and Spirited Away were the primary influences in how I designed it.

I would have gone with Isle de Miyazaki out of those two, though.
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No. 402501 ID: a2853b
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402501

>>402488
>not influenced by The Island of Dr. Brain
Shameful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlF0HSLmh_U
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No. 402509 ID: 0d2bec

The last point and click game I played was the Homestuck one. Before that, it was probably Pajama Sam.

Humongous Entertainment taught me about point and clicks as a kid, but I never played Monkey Island or the Island of Doctor Brain.

or Myst.

Reported this thread, next chapter might be today.
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No. 402521 ID: 46c430

Oh no, it's cave story all over again!
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No. 402522 ID: 0d2bec

>>402521

Yes! I love Cave Story! It completely slipped my mind when I was listing references.

Yeah, now that I think about it, a lot of the overall island scheme is very cave story-y.

next you're gonna find out that garth and bertha are robots also you need to find the polar star oh gosh
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