>>40217
Being good is nothing to be ashamed of. We'd love to catch a bite to eat, but um... we don't exactly eat. Lets just get to know eachother a bit better. Tell us about yourself, dear. Oh, and what's that behind you?

>>40217
Uh, sure, I guess we should start with who you are, in order to figure out what we should be doing. Also, what is that thing in the background there? The movie theater? I like how it seems to be on a hill with absolutely nothing else around in sight.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/08(Tue)18:57 No. 40236 ID: 40dc56
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>>40223
what's a BAKA

sounds painful..

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/08(Tue)19:04 No. 40239 ID: 40dc56
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>>40232
>>40234
Alright, we can just talk then. Oh that? That's where I live. Houseplaneboathouse. I built it myself.

There is a lot to tell about myself...where should I start..hmm..

A baka is a type of Japanese girl. Usually kinda bimboish. I think he was complimenting your looks though, rather than insulting you.

>>40239
Okay, I'm just going to ask this bluntly. What's your sexual orientation?

>>40241
"yes please"

You built that thing? That's pretty impressive. What else can you do?

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/08(Tue)19:38 No. 40276 ID: 40dc56
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>>40241
That's a little upfront and I find that a tad rude, but because you are my friends I forgive you~
>>40246
I can cook, make pretty dresses, read, write, build things, and trick or treat pretty well

what else uh OH I'm also good with a tomahawk.

>>40276
Well, let's go get food. You like eating food, right?

We can talk there. We'd like to talk to you. You're a good kid and all.

BREAK
(I'll continue this one I promise guys if not you can kick me in the teeth or something)

>>40276
>OH I'm also good with a tomahawk.
...You mean like, the ax? That's awesome.

>>40349
no you fool, a tomahawk land attack missile. geeze

>>40351
Even better!

>>40351
>>40380
No, he means the axe. He fights ghosts with it.

Really. Insider info here. He's what's known as a GHOST BREAKER.

>>40491
More like a GENDER BREAKER.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/09(Wed)12:20 No. 40502 ID: 40dc56
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>>40349
Aww why thank you~
>>40491
W-who told you that? Th-That's behind me.

>>40502
The Radville Times newspaper's Movers and Shakers section.

You're pretty famous after you won the lottery.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/09(Wed)12:41 No. 40512 ID: 40dc56
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>>40504
Hm..
>>40279
Aw thanks, and you're a nice..orb. We can make something to eat at my manor, it's a lot easier there.

>>40491
>>40504
Not that these inside jokes aren't fan-fucking-tastic, but give it a rest.

>>40512

Your manor? Okay, did you forget to mention something?

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/09(Wed)13:06 No. 40529 ID: 40dc56
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I changed into something more suitable for cooking. Does it look alright?
>>40517
Jokes? No, but I do have some explaining to do.

Yes I was in a group of bounty hunters called the Ghostbreakers, where we used to hunt down paranormal activity and kill it. I saw and regret a lot of things from being in that business. After winning the lottery and building houseplaneboathouse, I retired from all of that and now reside alone in my manor.

But I digress.

What should I cook?

>>40529

Waffles.

>>40530
With bacon crumbled in.

Then make curry and serve it on them.

>>40532
Don't forget the pesto.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/09(Wed)14:23 No. 40562 ID: 40dc56
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>>40530
>>40532
Alright sounds yummy~
The spicy kind of curry?
>>40535
I don't like pesto.

So tell me a little bit about yourself..orb...hmm it's weird calling you that. How about I give you a name~

What name do you want?

>>40562
>What name do you want?
Bridget.

>>40562
Vallery sounds nice.

Why do you want to rename us? What is wrong with 'Orb of Infinite Psyche'? If you really need a nickname for us how about: iPsyche? It is rather catchy and I like it.

>>40581
I refuse to be an apple product.

>>40562
How about "orb"? Isn't that pleasant?

>>40564
Seconding Bridget.

How about PSYCHEDABULOUS?

It is equal parts Psychedelic and FABULOUS

>>40587

Damn! My viral-marketing scheme has been exposed! Next time 'Orb of Infinite Psyche'!

Thirding Bridget.

>>40590

psyched'awwwwbulous

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/09(Wed)19:02 No. 40748 ID: 40dc56
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>>40564
>>40589
>>40607
Hehehe Bridget it is then~
>>40581
Rename you? Well I really like you guys so I want a more personal name to feel closer to you all.

So, Bridget, what do yo-

>"SIR KZZT DO YOU NEED HELP?"

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/09(Wed)19:12 No. 40758 ID: 40dc56
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>>40748

Oh it's just R.O.D.R.I.C.K.

>"KZZRT. WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO SIR? DO YOU NEED HELP?"

"Never you mind that. It's quite alright R.O.D.R.I.C.K. Go clean the teleporation wing, please."

>"KZZRT YES SIR."

As I was saying, what do you like to do for fun, Bridget?

I suppose surgically implanting us into your chest cavity so we'll allways have a place in your heart is out of the question~? oh lovely one?

>>40758

Making out with our sisters, crossdressing, molesting everything remotely cute, playing games with peoples lifes, bringing people together in name of love, then molesting them, making little children watch as their dad slits helpless persons throat, supporting slavery, drinking beer, murder, cloacas, posessing squirrels to murder you if you cross us, keeping you alive, waffles, making murder machines good and etc. I think we have ADD.

That cool?

>>40758

A wing full of teleportation devices? Consider my interest piqued.

"Well we don't really do much for fun. We're an inanimate object is the problem. Kinda sucks not having a body, you know?

Say... don't suppose you could build us one? Then we could do all sorts of cool things together!

>>40789

Uh Oh... I mean I see no possibility of Armageddon here.

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/09(Wed)19:47 No. 40795 ID: 40dc56
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>>40762
D'aww hehehe you're making me blush~
>>40777
Sounds like you've been through a lot, Bridget!
>>40788
Yeah but it always sends you exactly where you don't want to be at that moment, I need to fix that bug.
>>40789
Hmm....a body...then we could be friends right? Friends forever?

>>40795
Friends? Maybe even more <3

>>40795
I think a body is a good idea!

Then we can be bros and like, play some games and stuff.

We would need hands and eyes for hand-eye coordination though...

Aon!kT5s.Eo0og 2009/09/09(Wed)20:16 No. 40823 ID: 40dc56
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>>40809
>>40810
Oh wonderful! Eating can wait! I must make a new body for my very own friend!

Just you wait, Bridget, I'll make you the best body ever!

>CHAPTER 1 END
>GAR POINTS: 2
>GIRLY POINTS: 34
>SECRETS FOUND: 1/10

WAIT FUCK THERE WERE SECRETS? GODDAMN RELOAD THAT SAVE WE'RE DOING THIS SHIT AGAIN!

>>40829
Relax, we're only on Chapter 1. I bet the Secrets are info about this guy; we discovered he used to be a ghost breaker.

I thought
>>40019
Was the secret.