Well ask what they want. You're cooperative as long as there is MONEY in it.

Become romantically interested with the Gnoll-thing! It'd be great! (trust me)

Jehral 2012/10/14(Sun)15:24 No. 462927 ID: 14a1d0
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The gnoll grabs Rynh's shirt and pulls her up on her toes. "I don't even care. I'm just turning you in for a payout.

"They gonna pay you in arms, cuz I'm gonna rip it off if you don't step back, bitch!"

"Big words for a giant kobold. Now where's the stupid shiny rock. I'm going to be needing that too."

>Who's to say she isn't actually tracking down herself?
That doesn't even make any sense.

>Ask if she plans to boob-squish you to death.
This also doesn't make any sense and seems like a terrible idea.

>ask fem-gnoll how much she's getting paid for this job, 'cause you might be able to beat it.

I don't have a lot of money and I doubt Rynh is going to pay her off. She's kind of big on fighting.

>You're cooperative as long as there is MONEY in it.
So I should betray someone I've known my whole life for a bit of money so I can be on the losing side when Rynh burns everyone alive?
I'll think about it.

If I'm going to do something, it should probably be a little more decisive and less stupid. I'm like half the size of either of them.
Also, I can see up Rynh's shirt from here... Nope, nothing.

>>462927
Wonder if Rynh is actually male this time around. That would be amusing.

bite the gnoll in the ass.

The smart thing to do is to hand over Rynh and her shiny rock so that your settlement goes unharmed.

>>462927
Do you have a knife on you? You have a really good opportunity to FUCK up her spine right now.
Or cunt punt...
Jehral, I got an idea.
Rape the gnoll with your tongue, don't think, DOITDOITDOITDOIT
You're down there commence the distracting cunnilingus!

Give the signal to Rhyn to breathe fire at the gnoll. This signal is slapping her ass as hard as you possibly can. Then be ready to run for more and better reasons then you've ever had.

You know, I don't think you really need to do much here Jehral, just wait three seconds, Rynh'll light this gnoll bitch up and then you can all go eat lemon pastries from the bakery.

Nah, that's no fun. You're a kobold, jump on her back and stabby stabby. Or if you are unarmed, claw at her neck.

>>462951
Yes. Slapping Ryhn's ass is all she needs to get properly riled. Doo eeeetttt

Slap their titties together

Dude, don't you hate Rynh? Just sell her out and let her get what's coming to her.

Slap Rynh's ass and tell the gnoll all you know. After that join a group that won't treat you as deadweight or chew on your head. These gnolls are probably not them, though the head gnoll seems legit.

Rynh's going to mop the street with this gnoll bitch, whether or not you do anything. What you can do is lower the chance Rynh'll get injured by keeping the gnoll from swinging that poleax.

The gnoll isn't paying attention to you, so quickly slip around to her other side, open your mouth wide, and chomp down on the hand that's holding that poleax. Grab on to the poleax shaft as hard as you can with both hands, and don't let go for anything. She'll have to let go of Ryhn to get you off, and that's when Ryhn'll attack.

>>462927
punch/kick gnollbitch in the back of one of her knees. Strong as she may be, its still a soft spot, and should give Rynh a good opening to set the greasy bitch on fire.

attempt to locate and then steal the charm vs. fire that the lady gnoll may well have about her person

seeing as, you know, she probably knew she'd be hunting someone who could breathe fire

possibly

Jehral 2012/10/16(Tue)16:20 No. 463703 ID: 14a1d0
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Her legs are bigger than my entire body. I think I'd better go for the throat if I want to be slightly more effective and less suicidal.
I'm up her back and have my teeth in her neck before she even realizes what happened.

"You little shit! I'm gonna bite your fucking head off!" she says, growling even though I'm trying to choke her out. Kobolds can break bones with our jaws, it's just that gnolls have really big necks and I don't think I'm getting anything vital here. It's not really an issue for long, Rynh cracks her across the jaw and sends her flailing to the ground and I can feel the crushing agony of victory.

"Woo! Fuck yes! We have a winner!" hoots Rynh, pumping her fists in the air. "But, uh... It's not really that big of a victory compared to all the other stuff. C'mon, let's go get the other two."

I think I'm stuck.

>>463703
Then ask for help.

>>463703
grope gnolltits

>>463703

Loot the gnoll!

indeed acquire all of the loots like a good thief

flail around and rip her shirt off and grope her tits

Whine at Rynh until she helps get you out from under the gnoll. Like a man.

>>463707

Roll the gnoll's torso over to slip out from under her, "inadvertently" groping her in the process.

Tell Ryhn to not run off so fast; This gnoll needs to be tied up first, so she can't run off and blab to her employers if she wakes up.

You suggest using her top and the belt from her loincloth to hogtie her. Take the bindings off your tiny feets and use them to gag her. Leave her in an alley for now.

>>463703
Whatever you do, make sure to get in a few good gropes.

>>463703

Rape the gnoll to establish dominance.

>>464236

Let's not.

Jehral 2012/10/18(Thu)17:32 No. 464379 ID: 14a1d0
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For now, I just want to get out of here because she's crushing me and my tail's bent up in an awkward position.

>Grope her tits
I don't care what I grab as long as I can get her off of me quick.

>Whine at Rynh until she helps get you out from under the gnoll. Like a man.
Rynh is already wondering if I'm worth taking along. I can take care of myself. Now if I could... just kind of, roll her off here. Hrgh~!

>>464379

You are not looting the body!

Why are you not looting the body?!

>>464379
Oh for the love of... look get under her arm and push her body up and away. Trying to squeeze through her armpit is just getting you in tighter.

indeed, swing the arm around.

You're gonna have to gnaw your way out.

>>464379
Push on her with your right leg.

>>464379
grab her tongue, then use spittle as lubricant.

Discover magical abilities by casting Mini-gnoll on her.
Deal with a you-sized gnoll tsundere the rest of your journey.
(If this works she'll probably still have bigger breasts than Rynh.)

You're not gonna get out that way; You're pushing her torso into your left leg, working against yourself. You're also laying on her right arm, trapping it against you. So just stop what you're doing right now.

You're never going to get out from under her with just your arms. You need to get your legs in action, either to push her torso away, or push you away. They do have the strongest muscles in your body, after all.

Lean to your right far enough so you're laying on the ground, then lift her arm up enough you can get it in both hands, and shove it so it lays across her chest. Then winkle your way under her torso so you can get both hands on her shoulder blades, and push her torso up as much as you can. Then either get your feet under her torso and push up, or get your knees under there to brace it up. Then you can push yourself out from under there with your hands, and maybe your tail as well, if you still have feeling in it.

Jehral 2012/11/03(Sat)22:40 No. 468457 ID: 14a1d0
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I climb out from under the gnoll and see that Rynh has things well in hand. Both of the other gnolls look pretty smashed up.

"Jehral, do you know what this means?"

"I don't know. That somebody is trying to hunt you down and maybe kill you?"

"Yeah! I got me a legitimate, shadowy, evil force after me. I'm into a full on adventure at this point."

She seems pretty pumped considering that someone might be trying to stab her in the near future.

"Yeah, great."

>>468457

Either that or Rynh pissed off the wrong person and now has a bounty on her head.

Loot all bodies.

offer to watch her back.

and by that you secretly mean her ass, but don't tell her.

No boots to loot, damn. Only logical course of action here is to skin your attackers and sell the pelts.

Jehral, help out by getting a bunch of rope. This lot is going to need thorough tying up. There a place to haul them for interrogation?

There any risk of a local lawman showing up and being bothersome?

Jehral 2012/11/05(Mon)14:07 No. 468870 ID: 14a1d0
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Rynh can interrogate them just fine, by the look of it. I'll just keep watch while she talks to them. I guess they didn't know she was a half-dragon when they were tracking her or they might have sent more stuff after her.

>There any risk of a local lawman showing up and being bothersome?

Would the town guard be interested in a street brawl involving three armed gnolls? I don't know. I guess I could just ask this officer here.

"just to be clear, they started it, just didn't expect the person they were mugging to kick their asses"

"Three gnolls picked a fight with her."

"They tried mugging Rynh. So... Yeah. You got a cell to scrape them into once she's done?"

>>468870

"Who do you think is hotter?"

>>468870
Nah, don't snitch nothin'. Let's settle this matter without the authorities.

>>468870
>>468870

Also, take control of Rynh.

Haul off the leader some where secure, tie her up, tear off her top and interrogate her properly.

See if you can also work out one of those "I'm sparing your life, so you owe me one" kinda deals.

Jehral 2012/11/13(Tue)23:06 No. 471608 ID: 14a1d0
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I am quick to point out that the gnolls attacked Rynh first, even through I guess it was actually me that attacked them first, but I don't tell them that. They threatened first, anyway.

The constable seems to not care and tells Rynh to drag the gnolls with her while we all go to the police office.
I'm used to it by now.

I don't think Rynh has ever deliberately broken the law or anything, but the police are on a first name basis anyway.

Ugh...