Gentlemen...
Behold!
After some very irregular experiment involving void-bomb and a immovable rod, I have managed to become an omnipotent god! I can do -anything-. Now that there are so many possibilities, I have no idea what to do!
Eat a double down.
fart in a cup
Create a universe of cat people and slowly blow it up.
make cats
>>397655 Give yourself the PERFECT FORM
Pee on everything.
I am already perfect! With shake of my awesome hand, I'll create a galaxy. Inside the galaxy, millions of planets with seas of piss and people made out of cats! Man, that was fast! I could just blow it now eh?
Fart in a cup
no, you must experience the cat people's lives
>>397666 Call all the cat people Bear Grylls
Find your father.
Oopsie fuck! It seems that they got too advanced too fast! And they are not friendly. Shit! What now?
>>397676 Blow up half of them. Then let them breed so you can blow them up again.
gently lick the inhabited worlds
Make an entire race of incredibly advanced, incredibly handsome tech-warriors based on you to force them to simmer down.
Blast them with your omnipotent piss and flood their world
become a cat, meow a lot
I will blast half of their population away with piss! Fuuckers! However, the attack is blocked by one of the ships transforming into some faggy mecha!
Aren't you omnipotent? PISS MOAR UNTIL THAT SHITNUGGET IS WASHED AWAY.
Change the laws of physics in a way that the mecha can't function!
Create your own world devouring starship of doom. And then blow up their planet it a completely unrelated way.
>>397702 There's only one way to defeat a faggy mecha. And that's an even faggier mecha. With your powers, instantly form the faggiest mecha to ever and that will ever exist.
>>397702 You must summon up a monster and have it battle their Mecha after you have made it grow to humogous size! It's the only way you can beat them.
Very fucking well. I'll just wreck him/her/whatever! Gentlemen, behold! T-SYSTEM Super-Galactic Very Cool World Annihilator Ultra Deluxe!
use your best attack right off the bat. none of that slowly using better ones shit.
Let's wreck his shit! What do?
>>397739 Missiles. All of them.
>>397739 Spritz him in the face with a spray-bottle of water.
>>397739 Catnip missiles to overload their defenses, followed by hyper-velocity balls of yarn. Except that the heart of the balls of yarn are singularity warheads.
>>397742 >>397743 Combine these ideas.
Shit up his nose.
>>397739 Start punching him. Transform your hands into drills too, to prove you can drill better than that stupid cat.
>>397739 FIRE ZE MIZZILES!!!
Taunt them and their sad, sad lives
>>397748 At high velocity.
>>397742 >>397746 FIRE EVERYTHING!
Oh shit he's got a drill.
Ask them what there problem is. You created them now they're attacking you. Whats up with that?
Just be all like "Woah, guys, this got outta hand real fast. What is the deal? You guys need something? I'm basically your god here. If you don't need anything in particular, keep on keepin' on, I'ma peace out."
"Fools! Ungrateful louts! I created you, this universe and everything you know! You should be glad I didn't decide to anniahlate your entire race after that affront. So you think you can face a GOD? HA! Perhaps if you amuse me I might grant you my favor. Now, HAVE AT YOU!" QUASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR CANNOOOOOOOOOOON!
Uhhh.... meditate on inner peace and your place in nature?
Teraton nuclear missiles are go! All missiles are intercepted! I educate him in pain and futility! He just tells me to shut up and believe in them. Fuck them!
"Fools! Ungrateful louts! I created you, this universe and everything you know! You should be glad I didn't decide to annihilate your entire race after that affront. So you think you can face a GOD? HA! Now just die!"
>>398077 Use your VOID ENERGY BLAST!
OMEGA VOID ANNIHILATOR!
TOTAL INFINITY VOID ANNIHILATOR! He blocks it with a drill! No, you don't need to tell me how drill works! Time for coup de grâce! What do? They are having very hard time!
shoot a beam from your other hand the other way so that it goes all the way through the universe and hits them in the back.
GRAVITY CRUSHER!
Air purifier. This place stinks.
TELL THEM YOU HAVE NO NEED TO BELIEVE IN ANYONE BUT YOURSELF, THEN SHOW THEM THE DRIVE OF A MAN WHO BECAME GOD. UNLEASH YOUR HOTBLOODED OMNIVERSAL HEAVEN AND HELL YOTTA-GALAXY BREAKER PUNCH.
I was about to fuck them up with a good ol' gravity crusher! However, they broke my stream of void and became a galaxy!
The galaxy became a super-super-massive black hole and it's ruining the universe!
Fuck.
BOOM! [ End of line. Thanks for reading ]
>>398104 That can't be the end! Tory hasn't woken up from his wildest dreams yet!