Fungasm 2012/01/26(Thu)03:11 No. 382303 ID: a2541a
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It's dark. you feel quite comfortable and warm. It's a nice feeling.

Sleep/

Fungasm!8FVFEBTVK2 2012/01/26(Thu)03:26 No. 382305 ID: a2541a
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>>382304

Sleep? but you're not tired! It certainly seems like you may have just woken up!

turn on light/

Fungasm!8FVFEBTVK2 2012/01/26(Thu)03:45 No. 382307 ID: a2541a
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>>382306

It doesn't seem like you can reach the light switch from here... But alas! Your VISION has adjusted to the darkness quite a bit. You can really only see the WINDOW that's next to you, though. The rest of the room is much to dark to see!

/open window curtains more

Fungasm!8FVFEBTVK2 2012/01/26(Thu)04:17 No. 382309 ID: a2541a
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>>382308

Golly! It sure is bright out today. The sun is darting right into you as you peek out your window.

Fungasm!8FVFEBTVK2 2012/01/26(Thu)04:22 No. 382310 ID: a2541a
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It is a BEAUTIFUL day out today though. The SUN smiling upon you, the crisp clean air, the sounds of an overall peaceful morning. It seems like one of those days where you seem like it's just necessary to SHOUT OUT your name to the heavens. As if they were GUIDING OVER YOU from above. Purely because it's such a grand day today! You shout out your NAME...

POOFACE MC'GEE/

Charles Coppin

smiles mcgee

>>382310
Grumpy McHatepants, and flip the sun off while you're at it.

John Zoidberg
WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP

RUNFAST THE GOGETTER

Gottogo, the Fast Fist from Funzone

RELEASE the KRAKEN

Whoopee.

Fungasm!8FVFEBTVK2 2012/01/26(Thu)13:19 No. 382362 ID: a2541a
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>>382312

You scream out "Charles Coppin," as if you were screaming it out to another REALITY. However, in YOUR REALITY, you do not scream this out, but only think of it in your HEAD, as you are much too TIRED to do any shouting right now.

>>382314

You did just wake up, and you are feeling pretty GROGGY right now. You wish the SUN wasn't so BRIGHT right now. You would say something to him, but the last person who DISPLEASED THE SUN ended up with quite the SUN BURN.

You need coffee. What do you have planned for the day?

ask the sun nicely if he could turn it down a little and if he does he would have our thanks. or just shut the window,

Fungasm!8FVFEBTVK2 2012/01/26(Thu)14:00 No. 382374 ID: a2541a
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>>382363

Ah. Yes... Coffee. That would certainly help start up the day. You like to see yourself as a very KIND and HELPFUL person, when you're not GROGGY and TIRED like this. Every day you like to do odd-jobs for people in the TOWN and like to help them out. However, you've been told that your DECISION MAKING when it comes to helping out, isn't always the best, regardless of your good intent.

You have a few people to help out later today, but you're too tired right now to think about it. Coffee would definitely help.

...does your door lead directly to outside? It didn't look like you were on the first floor.

Get dressed while eyeing the mousehole that something is peeking out of.

Look out, someone ripped half your ears off while you were sleeping!

Fungasm!8FVFEBTVK2 2012/01/26(Thu)14:49 No. 382401 ID: a2541a
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>>382386

The door to your BEDROOM doesn't lead directly outside, but to the DOWNSTAIRS of your house. It may seem a bit odd that the OUTSIDE of your house doesn't completely match the INSIDE, but you've gotten used to it. It's a cozy house, after all.

>>382401
Do you actually have any coffee?

>>382401
Oh fine go walking around naked, see if I care.

Let's get some breakfast while we're at it. Fried eggs and bacon. Mmmmm, bacon.

Fungasm!8FVFEBTVK2 2012/01/26(Thu)15:09 No. 382411 ID: a2541a
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>>382404

You make your way DOWNSTAIRS. Once you actually get there, you realize that you RAN OUT of Coffee the other day! So there's no Coffee in your house. What a bummer. It seems that every time you buy Coffee, it tends to disappear. In fact, this has been happening with quite a lot of your food. You never seemed to bother with it though, as you like visiting The STORE CLERK when you can. Such a nice person.

>>382411
Right, so we got some kinda food thief problem to look into when you're more coherent.

Y'think you can make it to the store, then?

Fungasm!8FVFEBTVK2 2012/01/26(Thu)17:37 No. 382449 ID: a2541a
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>>382413

You reach for the front door to your HOUSE. You start to get excited, thinking about the cute girl who runs the STORE that you are so very fond of. You've never actually talked to her, but you admire her every time you see her. She's real swell! When you go to get some Coffee, maybe you can actually talk to her this ti-

Fungasm!8FVFEBTVK2 2012/01/26(Thu)17:39 No. 382453 ID: a2541a
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Oh. It appears a fellow is standing in the doorway to your front door. He seems a bit EAGER and quite ENERGETIC. There's an awkward silence.

Kiss him!

>>382458
No, that would be inappropriate.
Just say hello.

Smell his breath for stolen coffee.

>>382453
Ask the man who he is.

Fungasm!8FVFEBTVK2 2012/01/26(Thu)20:41 No. 382510 ID: a2541a
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>>382460
>>382486

You say Hello to the man. He states that his name is Mr. R. Rudolf. He seems to be quite the HARDY fellow. Very straight-forward, yet talkative. He tells of something that He seems excited about. He starts to ramble on passionately. Unfortunately, you are still tired and cannot comprehend most of what he is saying. You really only heat a few words hear and there. Something about JUDGEMENT and IMAGINATION.

He continues to talk but you have no idea what he's blabbering on about, nor are you interested. Right now, all you want is your morning Coffee, and to see that lovely Store Clerk.

Fungasm!8FVFEBTVK2 2012/01/26(Thu)20:49 No. 382513 ID: a2541a
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Once he pauses in his speech, you take the opportunity to state that you were just off to get some coffee. You excuse your tired self from the conversation and continue to head to the STORE.

Mr. R. ceases from talking more, and watches you leave. He seems confused, maybe even curious.

>>382513
You just gonna leave the door open?

Also don't be surprised if this dude starts following you.

We shall buy the best coffee.

No wonder your coffee keeps disappearing! You need to get a million locks and chains and turn around and OH GOD HE'S ALREADY INSIDE

>>382513
i suggest you close and lock that door of yours. although remember to ignore Mr. Rudolf. maybe even tell him to shove off if he tries to talk to you again. Also get a shotgun while you're out just in case he decides to visit you again in the middle of the night outside your bedroom window.

Fungasm!8FVFEBTVK2 2012/02/18(Sat)23:07 No. 387646 ID: ba71ee
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>>382515

You arrive at the STORE.

It has taken you quite a bit of your TIME to get here. Usually you don't mind the walk, as all you ever think about is the lovely STORE CLERK you appear to have a crush on. Now that you're here, maybe you can build up the courage to speak to her this time.

YES

DO IT TELL HER SHE'S PRETTY

CLOSE TO THAT DISPLAY CASE

Fungasm!8FVFEBTVK2 2012/02/19(Sun)01:34 No. 387683 ID: ba71ee
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>>387649
>>387652

If you could only build up the COURAGE to tell how pretty she is. Or even to talk to her. You decide to glance through the window before going inside. You can make out two figures. One you can make out to be the STORE CLERK you like so much. The other, you don't know.

>>387683

Perhaps some COURAGE BUILDING EXERCISES would help? Jumping jacks, go!

Get in there you doof.

just get in!

Prance in dramatically and proclaim your love for her.

Alternatively, walk in silently, get your COFFEE and leave.

break the glass and scream: I AM ROBBING THIS PLACE EVERYONE GET OUT!