Wow, what a good little slave you are, Span!

Anyway, Jeb.

Bill. We haven't seen him for a while.

We're headin off to bill.

Jeb

>>406834
Bill. He is a mystery. A mystery that is prone to screaming in terror.

Spanner 2012/05/03(Thu)12:19 No. 407602 ID: 8aa1e4
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>>406854
>>406900
[Span]-Oh master, if you keep talking like that you'll get me going again. I'm gonna clean off, I'll be thinking of you~

>>406902
>>407039
>>407104
>Mahogany's running as fast as he can!

Bill 2012/05/03(Thu)12:19 No. 407603 ID: 8aa1e4
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[Bill]-Stupid dog! What is your fixation with my cubes?!

dunno, something about the shape maybe? [use dog losing protocol]

We have spare cubes and can track the location of each cube, right?
I think you should stop pursuit for now, then cautiously track him down when he has stopped.

Bill! Where the hell are we!?

[Initiate low wattage shock to disengage cube from wolver]

GEEGA VORTU BURSTU EARTHQUAAAAAKE

I mean, shake and electrocute again.

They seem to be on a mission to take us somewhere!

Hey, Bill! Keep up! We're going to see where Maho takes us! Remember, we're FUCKING indestructible!
[Disengage vibration and shock functions]

(Internal: The crew has the capability to track where our cubes are, right? Does the crew have other means to communicate long-distance than through us? Better ask Bob about that later.)

>>407620
>>407619
wait, till we see where the doggle is taking us.

Well Bill just be glad it's fixating on your cubes and not your balls.

>>407759
It is interested in his Platonic Solids!

Mahogany 2012/05/04(Fri)17:52 No. 408049 ID: 8aa1e4
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>>407619
[Bill]-Not far from the base, we can still see it from here.

>>407617
>>407645
>>407748
>>407661
[Bill]-The ship can trap you. I'll let you go on ahead, I Wont be very far.

>Mahogany flees through the forest until He looses Bill.

[Maho]-Arf~arf! *Growl*

>The fox looks around for predators... He digs a hole and stashes the cube.

*Piddle*

Support 2012/05/04(Fri)17:53 No. 408050 ID: 8aa1e4
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>The dog buries Support and scampers off

okay, can we electrocute it now?

First chance we get? We kill him.

No, we don't kill him. Death would be a mercy he doesn't deserve. We find him? We dress him up in embarrassing outfits

>>408058
Ooo, idea! Replace his brain stem with us. We control his body, and his higher thought remains intact. We trap the little shit in his own skull.

>>408049
What's that fire back there? The ship? Why is it still on fire?

>>408060
Way too far. How about we use Maho's irresistible attraction to our cube to train him. He caries us too far from the ship, the cube vibrates more and more, then we lightly shock him. Bit like those invisible fence systems for dogs. Maybe get a collar made for him that carries us. Anyway, lets get Bill over here to dig us up.
[Activate vibration: Set to maximum]
[Activate alarm siren: Turn up to 11]
[Activate sound system: Play bass-y music at maximum volume]
IF NOTHING ELSE THIS'LL VIBRATE US OUT OF HERE!

>>408066
He's a pain in the ass, why not do it? It'll be a good test of our crew's expertise.

>>408069
I don't think Span would agree, and Bob and Bill have better things to do than exact our revenge on a bad puppy. Plus, I don't want to add keeping Maho's body alive to our regular duties.

However, if you're so gung-ho about it, how about a cube socket and neural control shunt? When we're plugged in, we drive Maho's body, and sense what he senses. When we aren't, or don't want to, Maho has control.

>>408066

WUB WUB WUB WUB

>>408070
That's more or less the idea, minus the possibility of Maho ever having control.

>>408058
In a little blue sailor's outfit. Horrifying.

Straight up kill and eat him.

Play dubstep, send out radio signals, whatever we've got to draw attention.

 

>>408071
Hit it.

Suggestion 2012/05/05(Sat)07:13 No. 408271 ID: 12c19f
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THAT WOLVER IS GOING TO BE A HAT WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH IT!

İİİ

>>408271
A hat that we will muschio force to wear...

Geeze, calm down you guys. He's still a wild animal. This is to be expected until he gets used to us.

>>408294
We do not have *time* for that shit. Assume direct control.

>>408294
get used to us, huh?
if we get span to take the knot while we are inside, would it count as a threesome?

>>408387
Realistically speaking I don't think she could fit us and a full dick at once.
Well, maybe in separate holes.

>>408050
This is why wild animals make poor pets.

We have a far superior pet now, anyway.

>>408388
It's moot for now, anyway; Maho's still a pup. We'd have to wait until he's fully grown. Though, at that point, a neural cube socket that puts us in control of Maho's body would offer us some additional options for "interaction" with Span.

Suggestion 2012/05/05(Sat)22:19 No. 408639 ID: f01641
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>>408049
it would seem that the support cube ...

Suggestion 2012/05/05(Sat)22:19 No. 408640 ID: f01641
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is pissed

>>408640
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Bill 2012/05/09(Wed)19:36 No. 410137 ID: 8aa1e4
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>>408066
>>408071
>>408269
>Light surges from above as Bill finds you thanks to the noise.

[Bill]-There you are... Good thing I found you, Stupid dog... Why the hell did he do that? oh well, back to the base?

>>410137
So... looks like you hate him too? Mind replacing his brainstem with us?

Bill 2012/05/09(Wed)19:41 No. 410139 ID: 8aa1e4
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*Cr... CrrRR... Ccrraack!*

[Bill]-what the hell is that noise

>The sound of beams breaking and wires snapping surges out from under the earth.

[bill]-What the Woah!

>Bill's center of gravity is tossed out of control, the whole world swings sideways as he tries to stay upwards...

Hey, when you get back to base, get Span to clean us up. We feel dirty after what happened.

Shit! The ground is getting flipped over! Quick, try to run forward and leap onto the edge!

OHSHIT, this world block broke loose! Grab us! Run! Jump to the edge!

get somewhere not here!

FlynnMerk 2012/05/09(Wed)20:13 No. 410153 ID: 8aa1e4
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And then there was darkness

Chapter 1 ~End~