Slinkoboy 2011/12/26(Mon)19:58 No. 375294 ID: d6ae01
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Sigh...

Slinkoboy 2011/12/26(Mon)19:59 No. 375296 ID: d6ae01
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"HEY AAAMIEL THE SLUMBER PARTY'S GONNA START SOON LET'S GO! WOOOOO"

"Sekani? ...Are you drunk?"

"Nuh uh! I only had one glass of wine."

She stares at him.

"You're a bird. It might as well have been hard liquor!"

"Sounds good let's get some!"

"No!"

"Ok fine~" Sekani says as he wobbles over to her.

Slinkoboy 2011/12/26(Mon)19:59 No. 375297 ID: d6ae01
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"I lub you sooooo much~"

Has it really been a year? Amiel's been so busy helping rebuild the FACILITY that she lost track of time. She never really had a chance to think about how she felt about-

"Let's do it~"

Okay, one thing at a time. She has a drunk boyfriend to deal with. She can't drag Sekani to the SLUMBER PARTY like this, can she?

>>375297
Well you could.

It just might end weirdly.

Freeze him sober!

Of course not. You need some too! Everyone knows you can't go to a slumber party sober.

I don't see why not

Yeah, take him! What's the worst that could happen? O:)

It's not a slumber party if you're sober

Sex him up!

Alternatively: Take him to the slumber party and sex him up!

Just grab the nearest drink and chug it.

>>375297
drag him by the tail as punishment for being drunk. besides, where the hell did he get wine from?

It would be better to keep an eye on him until he gets sober or passes out. Leaving him here alone might mean he gets in some sort of trouble, then you'll have to end the slumber party because he's in prison smelling of pickles with your name misspelled in a tattoo on his plucked bare backside.

She most definitely can! And will. What's she staring at? the wurm magic? Why sigh?

Drink the potion!

DON'T DRINK THE POTION!!

Got any terrible Lian sobering-up remedies that you know of, Amiel? (Maybe nothing like raw eggs, considering.)

What, his majibeast status doesn't add to his alcohol tolerance? Lame.

Well he only drank one glass of wine. Getting drunk quick probably means he'll get sober quick too right? Maybe some coffee would help.

Would you feel gross doing him right? Because if you 'do it', he'll probably just pass out afterwards. Might be a good thing.

But if you want him to stay up and detox, just keep him hydrated, don't give him any food, and try to occupy him till he processes the alcohol. :V

Alternatively, bet him that he can't use his magica to turn the alcohol in his blood into fuel to enhance his flame thingy. Promise sex if he can! Make sure he fires it off somewhere safe...

Ask him where he got the wine, then have stern talking to with the one who gave it to him (probably Dillia...).

Or if he did this to himself, punch him in the face, then drag his sorry unconscios ass to the slumber party with him already in slumber mode.

why so sad Amiel? Is it because of your green glowing child in the jar?

Slinkoboy 2011/12/27(Tue)04:49 No. 375422 ID: d6ae01
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>Just grab the nearest drink and chug it.
She's not falling for that again.

>why so sad Amiel? Is it because of your green glowing child in the jar?
It's the jar of ICE MAJICKA ESSENCE that Jiniki extracted from a worm months back. Drinking it would turn Amiel into a majibeast, but she isn't sure if she wants that. She's been putting off deciding...

"Is that booze? Can I have some~"

"No! Mixing fire and ice might make you explode or something."

"Sounds fun~"

>Sex him up!
>Would you feel gross doing him right? Because if you 'do it', he'll probably just pass out afterwards. Might be a good thing.
She has no desire to do that while he's like this. It'd feel... wrong. Like she was taking advantage.

Besides, He probably can't get it up.

Slinkoboy 2011/12/27(Tue)04:51 No. 375426 ID: d6ae01
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>What, his majibeast status doesn't add to his alcohol tolerance? Lame.
>Well he only drank one glass of wine. Getting drunk quick probably means he'll get sober quick too right? Maybe some coffee would help.
This is why Tezakian drinks never contain more than .5% alcohol. To make matters worse, his metabolism is slowed by majicka. He'll be like this for a bit.

>You need some too! Everyone knows you can't go to a slumber party sober.
Hmm. It is the one-year celebration of Iiji's defeat and the formation of Zalika as a safe haven for all. Maybe this would be a good time to bring the Good Stuff. None for Sekani, though. He's been a bad bird.

>Got any terrible Lian sobering-up remedies that you know of, Amiel? (Maybe nothing like raw eggs, considering.)
She picks him up.

"Yay~ Now just take me over to the bed~"

"We're going to get you some coffee."

"nooooo"

There's only one person who would put him up to this. Someone who'd do it just to laugh at him while he makes a fool of himself.

As if on cue, Amiel hears someone giggling.

Slinkoboy 2011/12/27(Tue)04:51 No. 375427 ID: d6ae01
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"Tayza."

"I just came by to let you know the slumber party's starting soon."

>>375427
She looks incredibly silly with that expression. Also, I think the best revenge would be to get her just as drunk as Sekani during the slumber party.

>>375427
Chugg that Majibeast essence like a baws and then chase it down with a shot or two of vodka. Come on, you know you want to. I mean everyone else is a cool majibeast or something and you're just lame old you, which is lame. But instead you could shoot ice and stuff. Would also make it so much easier to get cold drinks and stuff, which would be an awesome party trick at the slumber party.

Yep, we have to get Tayza drunk. That's now our primary goal.

>>375432
I agree fully with this. This is going to be the very best thing ever. We should start drafting a plan... (Also that facial expression makes her look like a horse.)

>>375429
That sounds like a bad idea. Everyone who did that went at least temporarily murderously insane. Let's save it for an inevitable attack by a force that is defeating all of your friends for a dramatic transformation to save the day. That stuff looks a LOT more potent than any of the other stuff. The vials we had never swam around. Everyone else got pretty measured doses for their size except for Iiji. The worm that all that was pulled from was massive, so it might be enough to make you insanely powerful. With the emphasis on the adverb.

>>375433
But that's why we should do it now so we have the murderous rage out of the way before the slumber party. We don't want to ruin the party by trying to murder everyone or something silly like that. And the vodka chasers could be made more powerful so she's knocked out before she can go into a proper frenzy. Or at least drunk enough that she can't really do much while in the frenzy.

>>375434
And besides, everyone together can keep her reigned in if there's any initial danger—which there shouldn't be, since these are much safer and less morally ambiguous circumstances than anyone else had to deal with; there are no enemies around, and no reason to consider anyone else potentially hostile.

You don't want to condemn Sekani to a life of loneliness after your premature death, do you? You've always been strong—you should have no trouble managing the essence, and it'll be worth it for all the future good times to be had. The anniversary is the perfect time to cement your relationship once and for all.

Deck her =| THEN have a stern talking to with her.

Tayza, I love you, but you totally deserve that.

Punch and/or inebriate Tayza.

Wait, wait. Tayza must be behind the drunken Sekani, right? So he's /her/ problem. Obviously. No bad things can come of this.

Actually, Dragon's got a good point.

Make Tayza take care of Sekani, and if she protests, point out she -is- the alpha and looking after her own when they're off kilter is -her- responsibility!

Slinkoboy 2011/12/27(Tue)19:17 No. 375563 ID: d6ae01
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>Deck her =| THEN have a stern talking to with her.
This isn't the first time Tayza's done this. Amiel told her to stop, but Tayza clearly hasn't listened. Amiel's fist tightens. It's time to make her listen.

>I think the best revenge would be to get her just as drunk as Sekani during the slumber party.
>Yep, we have to get Tayza drunk. That's now our primary goal.
...Amiel gets a better idea.

Slinkoboy 2011/12/27(Tue)19:17 No. 375564 ID: d6ae01
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"It's starting, huh? Well, thanks for telling me. I'll... see you there."

"I'll go on ahead. Be sure to bring Sekani~ This is going to be a very fun night." Tayza says, stifling a laugh.

"Oh yes, it'll be quite fun. Heh... heh..."

"Who turned the lights out~" Sekani asks.

With a new very important objective in mind, Amiel lets Sekani rest on the floor while she heads to the KITCHEN AREA to get him some coffee.

>>375429
>>375473
Becoming a majibeast means alienating her country and possibly her family. Majibeasts live a lot longer, meaning she'll have to watch them age and die. The decision isn't as easy as taking a sip and being an awesome monster.

And there's someone else she'd be leaving behind. Someone who means just as much to her as Sekani does. Someone who supported her when Magic Johnson, a being of pure majicka, took over her body.

Slinkoboy 2011/12/27(Tue)19:17 No. 375565 ID: d6ae01
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Dilia...

"Hey sweety. I was just getting some water before heading to the party," she says.

Dilia was there for her during her weakest moments. Amiel feels safe around her, like she can tell Dilia her deepest and darkest secrets. It's... hard to explain. It's a different feeling than the one Sekani gives her, but one that is equally strong.

"I'm getting Sekani some coffee," Amiel says. "Tayza got him drunk again."

"Again? We'll have to give her another talking-to."

"Oh, I have something way more awesome planned..." Amiel chuckles.

Dilia raises an eyebrow. "Amiel, are you planning on getting Tayza drunk."

Oh crap! Dilia really does know her too well! She could try to deny it, or try to convince Dilia that this is the best idea ever and will result in the best slumber party of all time.

Explain that you've known Tayza for a while now, and if we're going to get her to stop, the only thing to do is beat her at her own game. She considers herself an alpha, and the only way to make her do what we say is to one-up her, show we're better. That's right. It's time to dominate Tayza.

Third option: Assume that Dilia already knows how awesome an idea this is. Scheme nefarious schemes together. Offer Dilia a refreshing beverage if she helps you out.

It's worth noting that if you don't majicka yourself you're damning Sekani to watch you grow old instead.

>>375567
Anyway, this is obviously how to handle this situation.

Getting her drunk just means having TWO drunked louts to deal with instead of 1. And besides, you guys should be setting a good example of Jini who, is very impressionable (given that she started out in TQ as kind of a serial killer, being careful of what you do around Jini is a good idea).

Just deck her without Jini being present. It'll be signifficantly less headache later on.

example for, rather.

>>375565
Do you really want to lie to Dilia? She doesn't seem immediately opposed to it, you realize. Say yes!

>>375567
Yep, this'll do nicely.

>>375564
>Becoming a majibeast means alienating her country and possibly her family.
You've already alienated yourself from your country such that this won't make any difference: by allying yourself with Sekani, and by calling for peace. Don't ruin yourself grasping for what has already been lost.
Your family knows you. If you give them the chance—even if it takes some time—they will realize that you are still you and that nothing else matters. Again, if they're able to accept your call for peace and your relationship with Sekani, then you have nothing to fear, and if they cannot accept those, then your connection to them is a lost cause—and no big loss, at that.

>Majibeasts live a lot longer, meaning she'll have to watch them age and die.
Would you doom Sekani and so many of your new friends to watch you age and die for such selfish reasons? Simply because you cannot stand to be there for your family and carry on their legacy beyond their own passing? You're stronger than that. You know you are.

>And there's someone else she'd be leaving behind.
But this isn't true at all. You won't be leaving Dilia. You'll be there for her even in her old age, even when you would have otherwise became too frail to aid and protect her any more. You'll be able to do as much, and more, for her than would have otherwise been possible. Most of all, though, she would never want to be the cause of you limiting yourself—and of dooming Sekani, who has done so much for all of you, to the premature, preventable loss of that which is most important to him.

>The decision isn't as easy as taking a sip and being an awesome monster.
Finally, remember: whatever happens, you can always go back; there is more cure than anyone has a use for, and many good, trustworthy friends on hand to help you should you need it—but if you let that essence dissipate, you may never have another chance.

>>375565
Convincing is the best way. And it's cool, you can get some more majibeast essence and give it to Dilia.

You guys just want to trick her into getting majibeast Dilia back!

Can we not transform her into a terrible monster?

>>375587
Yeah, they can be terrible monsters together later when she thinks about it more. Tonight is a night for getting literally everybody drunk. Except Jiniki I guess (though isn't she like a hundred or so? technically old enough...), and I'm not sure how well getting drunk works for bugs anyway. But everyone who can is getting hilariously drunk.

>words words majibeast words

Um how about you just talk to Dilia about it when the opportunity presents itself? You need to talk to SOMEONE about it anyway, and Dilia is, from what you described, the person you feel safest confiding in.

Good news for Shela, apparently insects can in fact get drunk.

>>375590
But by then the quest might be over and we might never know if Sekani will grow old all sad and alone :(
>>375593
I don't think anybody was suggesting to talk to Dilia about this, but it might not be a bad idea. Then again, she's probably biased against it by her own past troubles with self-control.

On a completely random note...

Near the end of your battle with Iiji, she revealed that you guys could actually hear us. And shortly afterwards, our voices left you for about a year... So how do you feel about being able suddenly being able to hear us again?

Also, hi!

Slinkoboy 2011/12/28(Wed)06:27 No. 375681 ID: d6ae01
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>It's worth noting that if you don't majicka yourself you're damning Sekani to watch you grow old instead.
She's thought about that, too. It's been a really tough choice.

>Can we not transform her into a terrible monster?
Last she checked, Dilia had no interest in turning back. There might not even be enough MAJICKA ESSENCE for the both of them. Not that she actually knows how much it takes.

>>375578
....

Amiel's going to have a talk with Dilia and Sekani after the party.

Slinkoboy 2011/12/28(Wed)06:27 No. 375682 ID: d6ae01
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>Near the end of your battle with Iiji, she revealed that you guys could actually hear us. And shortly afterwards, our voices left you for about a year... So how do you feel about being able suddenly being able to hear us again?
Are we still doing that gimmick? Amiel kind of assumed it was going to be swept under the rug and never brought up again.

>Also, hi!
The stress must be getting to her.

>Jiniki
Jiniki's older than Amiel and Dilia combined. Besides, she's a lot better about making her own decisions than she used to be.

>Third option: Assume that Dilia already knows how awesome an idea this is. Scheme nefarious schemes together. Offer Dilia a refreshing beverage if she helps you out.
"Yes, actually. That's exactly the plan."

"Oh, there you are."

Dilia's always been the sensible one. She won't go for this idea right away, but Amiel might be able to talk her into it if she can provide a logical argument.

Slinkoboy 2011/12/28(Wed)06:27 No. 375683 ID: d6ae01
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"I'm in."

"what"

"You know how Tayza is. The only way to get her to stop is to give her a taste of her own medicine. Otherwise she'll keep insisting she's right and doing whatever she wants. As crazy as it might sound, getting Tayza drunk is the most sensible thing we can do."

"I. Um. I can't argue that?"

"Right. So what's the plan?"

"Uh... plan?"

"We can't just hand Tayza a bottle and ask her to drink it. We have to do this covertly!"

Um...

Well that was easier than expected!

So... obviously the most obvious trick would be to switch out something Tayza routinely drinks...

watch her carefully for what she is drinking, then add some drops of near 100% alcohol to it.

We need to go to Grasshopper or the science labs and find some ethanol, first. What the best thing to do would be to just bring a punch bowl and drink out of it for a while and after Tayza knows it's safe, to spike it and give Jiniki a juicebox.

are there no pants in the facility?

Dilia is the best pony.
Amiel, you're the local Lian expert. How does your sense of taste work in regards to alcohol? Can we simply slip alcohol into whatever, or is she going to taste or smell that? We need to know how long-term a plan we're making here.

Maybe set up some kind of drinking game with loaded dice?

Provide delicious salted snacks to make drinking more tempting and hide/replace the non-alcoholic drinks? (oh god watch out Dilia! Dat salt!)

why is dilia wearing a trenchcoat.

Of course. We're going to be sneaky like ninja about this business.

The solution, in line with a slumber party, is a game of Truth or Dare. Tayza is likely to pick 'dare'. And all dares on Tayza's end lead to copious volumes of booze.

First we put her in a box. then we put that box in another box! Then we mail that box to ourselves and when it arrives... we SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Dragon's Plan.

>>375722
Because trenchcoats are sweet?

>>375732
This will lead to hilarious hijinks. Go for it.
Don't hesitate to spike her drink along the lines suggested by >>375688 either, though.

Slinkoboy 2011/12/28(Wed)20:13 No. 375868 ID: d6ae01
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>The solution, in line with a slumber party, is a game of Truth or Dare. Tayza is likely to pick 'dare'. And all dares on Tayza's end lead to copious volumes of booze.
"Truth or dare! If we dare Tayza to drink the Good Stuff, she'll be too proud to say no!" Amiel says.

"What if she says 'truth'?"

"She won't. 'Dare' is like a challenge to her. 'Truth' is too easy because she doesn't really hide anything. The woman runs around naked for Lisandi's sake."

Dilia smiles a strangely familiar smile. "I never knew you were such a schemer. I think I like it."

"I didn't think you'd even go along with this."

"Even I like to have a little fun from time to time, sweety. You know that."

Amiel blushes slightly. Yes. Well. They now have a plan!

Slinkoboy 2011/12/28(Wed)20:14 No. 375869 ID: d6ae01
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>We need to go to Grasshopper or the science labs and find some ethanol, first. What the best thing to do would be to just bring a punch bowl and drink out of it for a while and after Tayza knows it's safe, to spike it and give Jiniki a juicebox.
But it never hurts to have a backup.

"Um. We upgraded your programming, you know. You don't have to stay in that spot."

"MY_RECHARGE_PORT_IS_HERE."

Oh, right. "Do you have any ethanol?"

"THERE_IS_SOME_IN_THE_SECOND_CABINET. DOES_THE_TEZAKIAN_NEED_MEDICAL_CARE?"

"He's just drunk. He'll be fine."

"Coffee is so icky~"

Amiel grabs some PLAN B ETHANOL. They head to the party and prepare for a very interesting night.

Slinkoboy 2011/12/28(Wed)20:14 No. 375870 ID: d6ae01
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Susan and Kinasa meet them outside the door.

"Glad you two could make it," Susan says. "Jiniki and Tayza are inside. I came out here to... get some air."

"You feeling okay?" Dilia asks.

"I'm fine. It's just... a little weird to be celebrating the time a bird punched me in the butt."

"Um..." Kinasa begins, "I know this is a party for the six of you and all but um can I um can I come? I've never been invited to a slumber party before and um. I can bring a pillow so we can pillow fight if you want. That's what people do at these, right? Can I come too? Please?"

Awkward little Kinasa. Amiel still isn't sure how to feel about her.

"Uh... Sekani?" Amiel asks.

"Icky coffee~"

Guess it's up to her.

Use portion of PLAN B ETHANOL to upgrade GOOD STUFF into BEST STUFF.

>>375870
Sure, why not. She can be a main character if she wants! People actually remember her name sometimes!

Of course, the more the merrier! ...Why do you feel weird about her? Are you worried about the effects of party overcrowding? Or do you just feel she doesn't belong with your elitist group of protagonist party and former antagonist? ...Or is this one of those things that girlfriends do about competition?

>>375870
Sure, some (sort of) new personalities will keep things interesting—and help distract Tayza from our CLEVER SCHEMING.

Say yes.

The more girls, the more Sekani will feel outcast for being the only guy.

And the more we can pick on Slink for TQ being harem.

All can come! More for orgiesmerriment!

>>375870

Kinasa is (mostly) a Tezakian. You're going to be daring Tayza to drink. What happens if someone dares Kinasa to drink? You'll have TWO zonked-out birdies to deal with. And who knows what they might do... with each other... if they were both drunk...

You can bring her along, just make sure she doesn't have any booze!

It might be a good idea to see if Grasshopper could come up with something to neutralize alcohol as it enters their system - something like an "alcohol vaccine". Speaking of that, have you ever checked to see if he had a cure for drunkenness before? You just kinda waved him off back there in the med bay...

Slinkoboy 2011/12/29(Thu)19:15 No. 376061 ID: d6ae01
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>Use portion of PLAN B ETHANOL to upgrade GOOD STUFF into BEST STUFF.
GOOD STUFF has upgraded to BEST STUFF! Tayza's in for a very interesting time...

>YES TO KINASA
"Well... okay, but--"

"Oh no!" Kinasa says, running to Sekani. "Are you okay? You're barely standing up!"

"There is an epic battle going on inside me," Sekani says. "My fire itches. I don't even know how."

"Oh you poor thing!"

"He's fine," Amiel says, "He's just recovering from being drunk. Now go along and get some jammies."

"But Tezakians sleep naked!" Kinasa protests.

"yeah super naked help me out of this shirt--"

>>375999
"TWO RULES, NO DRINKING AND NO GETTING MY BOYFRIEND NAKED." Amiel says loudly.

"i didn't mean um okay i-i'll just um go get something i'll be back okay see you" Kinasa mumbles as she rushes off.

>Of course, the more the merrier! ...Why do you feel weird about her? Are you worried about the effects of party overcrowding? Or do you just feel she doesn't belong with your elitist group of protagonist party and former antagonist? ...Or is this one of those things that girlfriends do about competition?
Amiel finds her highly suspicious! She keeps touching Sekani, insisting that's just how she is. She doesn't seem to touch anyone else that much! Maybe she's just really awkward around Tezakian boys, but... it's hard not to feel a little jealous. Maybe Amiel's projecting--

No, now's not the time to think about this. PARTY. WOO.

Slinkoboy 2011/12/29(Thu)19:16 No. 376062 ID: d6ae01
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Amiel heads inside. Looks like Dilia and Susan went in while she was distracted.

"Okay," Susan says, "Nobody else can decide on what we should do first. Any ideas?"

"What are our options?" Amiel asks.

"We could play the board game, 'Battle Fight'. It's about three races in strategic combat and we can control all of them. We use the honor system to prevent meta-gaming."

"Does that work?"

"Well... no, but we also have 'Awkward Twist', where you put your hands and feet on colored circles and the game goes until someone feels really weird. There's also a bunch of pillows piled up but I'm not sure what we'd do with them."

Dilia speaks up. "Hey Shela, what's this bottle for?"

"I'm not sure. Jiniki insists she read about a game involving a bottle, but she can't remember the details. Anyways, we could also watch a movie, or go eat food and drink punch. Any preferences?"

Food/punch + movie would offer many great opportunities to spike Tayza's drink, to help soften her up for future truth or daring so she won't realize what you're up to.

>>376062
Sure, why not food, punch and a movie?

Movies are the best way to get people to chill out and be ready for other stuff. Do you have anything where stuff blows up?

AWKWARD TWISTERRRRRR

Movie and drinks and food and punch first. That's how we get everyone drunk. Then once Tayza is drunk (and maybe more people) we can play awkward twist and embarass her when she does something awkward. If not we could play one of the games where we make people do stuff and dare her to drink the whole punch bowl.

I like it how Tayza DOES wear clothes to sleep in. I would call it adorable if she weren't so scary. First thing's first, get the food and punch out and watch a movie. The other things look like they'd be more fun when everyone's drunk. We'll leave the punch without anything in it for the first hour or so of the movie so people will suspect nothing, then we'll get up and get some more punch. You get yourself and Jiniki a glass of it, then pour in the alcohol. Then poor a bunch of other cups of the alcohol punch, and bring them back for everyone.

>>376061
clearly you should have revenge on the touching.

>>376218
Revenge in the sense of touching up Sekani, or revenge in the sense of touching up Kinasa?

Yes.

Slinkoboy 2011/12/30(Fri)16:11 No. 376283 ID: d6ae01
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>clearly you should have revenge on the touching.
>Revenge in the sense of touching up Sekani, or revenge in the sense of touching up Kinasa?
Hanging all over Sekani or...well, probably Dilia for the sake of spite would be awfully mean spirited. Feeling up Kinasa would just lead to confusion, and there's an off-chance she'd like it. This thing's enough of a 'harem' as it is.

Maybe tonight she'll also sort out her own relationship stuff. She hasn't lied to Sekani about Dilia, but she did downplay it a little. She doesn't want to hurt him, but... sigh. Relationships are hard.

Slinkoboy 2011/12/30(Fri)16:12 No. 376284 ID: d6ae01
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>MOVIE TIMES
"Let's watch a movie," Amiel says, trying to take her mind off things.

"Oh boy I love movies!" Jiniki says. "Oh man there's like 20 of them and I haven't seen some of these before I think the others brought some with them oh geez I can't decide which one I wanna watch most!"

"Just pick 5 you think look interesting and we'll decide from there," Susan says.

"Oh gosh oh geez um um um um okay this one and this one and um this one but not this one I saw this one BUT OH MAN THIS ONE!!!"

Jiniki continues excitedly looking through movies for several minutes, finally deciding on the last one after Dilia offers to flip a coin for her.

Slinkoboy 2011/12/30(Fri)16:12 No. 376285 ID: d6ae01
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Almost predictably, the others each vote for one of the movies, leaving the tie-breaking vote to Amiel. Funny how that works out.

Hmm... which one would be the most distracting?

Tony's tower is filled with EXPLOSIONS!

Distracting, eh?

I hear LizardBot has a pretty distracting male supporting character.

>>376285
Tony's tower

comfy baska sounds pretty neat

Hmm. BL2 might be a bit inappropriate for Jinikis, but it is the most distracting and covering her ears when they talk about the inappropriate stuff like they did so often in the prequel.

Tony's tower, definitely. Tayza'd probably be more distracted by the violence than some mushy romance or strong male characters.

Tony's Tower, definitely. And just as a reminder, keep the Plan B Ethanol out of sight. And for future reference, make sure that you give Grasshopper more recharging
ports.

Pick whichever one Tayza picked. That's obviously the one that'd distracteher the most since it's the one she's most interested in and thus the one that would be most engaging to -her-.

>>376283
If you want to bring Dilia into this then Sekani will completely approve of it, but you should still talk it over with him before you extend the offer since communication is very important.
Honestly, Sekani wants you to be happy more than pretty much anything, and if I recall correctly you two were seriously considering including her until- well, she's clearly better now, and for the past year things have been going fine, so maybe it's time to give her a second chance as more than a friend?

After THAT talk, the two/three of you need to discuss what you think of that majibeast jar and how you feel about everything. Hopes, fears, that sort of thing.

>>376355
Ah, yes, Tayza's choice should ensure maximum distraction.

>>376470
Thirding choosing Tayza's choice.
Unless it's obvious she chose something everyone else didn't choose; Then choose Tony's Tower.

Now about that booze...
This is going to have to be a targeted delivery. You've got two tezakian ultra-lightweights and two klis-khar unknowns here. Even diluted, the BEST STUFF getting into the wrong mouth will be bad. Possibly "alcohol poisoning" bad.
...Just something to keep in mind, 'k.

Which one of those is *sad*? If you take Tayza's choice, she might be too familiar to be properly distracted, but get her caught up in pathos for *one second*, and you're set.

BL2 has such a touching storyline...

Comfy Baska
>enough of a "harem"
Madam, you're not even admitting to being in a triangle, which honestly all participants seems to approve of.

sage Slinkoboy 2012/01/01(Sun)19:57 No. 376874 ID: d6ae01
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>Tony's Tower
"Yes! My mind-control ray is finally finished! Once I use it, the entire world will be at my peck and call! Mwahahapeepeepeep!!!"

Slinkoboy 2012/01/01(Sun)19:57 No. 376875 ID: d6ae01
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"FIRING LASER!!!!"

"WHOA WHAT"

*zappy*

"IT IS DONE. THE WORLD IS MINE!"

Slinkoboy 2012/01/01(Sun)19:58 No. 376877 ID: d6ae01
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"So... are they mind-controlled now, or what?"

"THAT'S A GLOBE."

"Oh. There might be a flaw in this plan."

"YOU THINK!?"

Slinkoboy 2012/01/01(Sun)19:58 No. 376878 ID: d6ae01
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Everyone giggles... wait. Oh no! Amiel forgot that Tayza doesn't find things funny! She looks completely bored!

Well, all is not lost. She's still watching the movie, and Amiel managed to secure the floor. If she's really sneaky she can still pull this off. It won't be easy going unnoticed by someone as observant as Tayza (What with all her hunting and all), but Amiel didn't spend 2 years in Lian Hunter Training for nothing.

She also has to find some way to ensure only Tayza is affected. It'd be a disaster if the Tezakians or Jiniki drank any BEST STUFF.

Now's her chance. She just has to...

Get distracted by adorable boyfriend and completely forget revenge plot until movie ends!

Hmm.

If the movie's not working out, you could probably talk your drunk boyfriend into distracting Tayza for you.

>>376883
This is the best plan. After all, you want to enjoy yourself too.

Siccing your drunk boyfriend on Tayza ... sounds likely to end up with Tayza trying to sic him back on you which means paying attention to you. Since, you know, this whole plot is happening because Tayza is already dumping a drunk Sekani on you.
Not saying it's an out-right bad idea.. but unless there's something in particular you can get Sekani to do that Tayza won't try to dump on you to fix it's probably not a good idea. Or maybe you can say you're going to the bathroom so Tayza won't look for you while Sekani bugs her (or something along those lines).

(also I kinda doubt that was sufficient LASERS for a Slinko quest. They didn't even happen in real li- uh, quest life!)

Why do we need to make sure nobody else drinks it? That would be hilarious! The only person we need to keep from drinking it is Jiniki, and to do that we can just tell her that she's already hyperactive enough without a bunch of sugar in her, and for Shela to watch her. Come on, Amiel. If you do this once, you're never going to get do it again. We have to go all out and try to get the whole party drunk. It may take a bit of work to make sure that the tezakians don't get sick, but it's going to be so worth it. Do it because it will be really funny. Do it because after this they'll never give you a chance at it again. Do it because we're going to have the BEST. PARTY. EVER.

Take Sekani with you to the punch, and let him have some before you make it BETTER. That will keep him from getting even more drunk.

>>376880
You're going about this all wrong.

You have dart guns and pure alcohol. Make her do some shots.

whatever happened to the plan to DARE her to drink it

Yeah, now is not really the time for giving her alcohol. She isn't distracted. At all. Solution: Just cuddle with your boyfriend until the movie ends. Got to have a good time ourselves.

>>376965
We're still going to do that; this was just an opening volley that didn't work out, which is fine.

Slinkoboy 2012/01/02(Mon)16:22 No. 377034 ID: d6ae01
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>whatever happened to the plan to DARE her to drink it
OH THAT'S RIGHT. Amiel's worried about nothing-- she's only putting in enough to loosen Tayza up, not enough to get her drunk! It should be a small enough amount that Kinasa won't be in … too much trouble.

What would drunk Kinasa be like? Would she be more awkward, or would she loop around to acting like a normal sentient being?

...Or is it 'sapient'? Amiel always gets those two confused.

>Get distracted by adorable boyfriend
>This is the best plan. After all, you want to enjoy yourself too.
It's true that they haven't had a lot of time to hang out as a couple. Maybe she'll just enjoy the movie for a while...

Slinkoboy 2012/01/02(Mon)16:22 No. 377035 ID: d6ae01
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"GO MY ROBOT GO AND DESTROY! LAUNCH THE MISSLES"

*FWOOSH*

"SHOOT THE GUNS"

*ratatatatata*

>also I kinda doubt that was sufficient LASERS for a Slinko quest.

*pew pew*

Slinkoboy 2012/01/02(Mon)16:23 No. 377036 ID: d6ae01
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*kasplosionz*

Slinkoboy 2012/01/02(Mon)16:23 No. 377037 ID: d6ae01
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Tayza's completely into the movie! Now's her chance!

Slinkoboy 2012/01/02(Mon)16:23 No. 377038 ID: d6ae01
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Hah. Amiel was so stealthy even Sekani didn't notice her leave. She is good. Now nothing's standing between her and making this party 300% more awesome.

Slinkoboy 2012/01/02(Mon)16:23 No. 377039 ID: d6ae01
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"Sigh..."

Uh, almost nothing.

Ask what's up?

Say hi, ask what's wrong. Maybe give her a bit of an "it's OK hug".

Aww... Sarah/Jiniki/Other looks so sad... COMFORT IT.

>>377042
Surprisehug time!

Also stop calling her Sarah already that's horribly insensitive of you.

Dispose of the body in trash bags.

Oh noes! What do?!

Use super sneaking mastery to do booze plan, then see what is up?

>>377035

Man, who spellchecked the closed captions on this thing?

More seriously, it is time to put our petty revenge quest that makes us no better than Tayza ('s bad side) on hold and ask what's wrong.

Congratulate Susan on her new-found ability to get drunk.

Stealthily spike the punch first, then ask Susan what's up.
Then remember that Susan changed her name to... something you forgot.
Try not to use the name 'Susan' in conversation while you wrack your brain for the right name.

>>377039
Pour a cup of punch.
Spike the rest.
Ask Susan what's wrong.

Did you ever ask how her trip to her old country went?

Slinkoboy 2012/01/03(Tue)08:13 No. 377147 ID: d6ae01
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>Ask what's up?
>Use super sneaking mastery to do booze plan, then see what is up?
>Stealthily spike the punch first, then ask Susan what's up.
There. Just enough to make the punch interesting.

"What's up, Su--"

>Then remember that Susan changed her name to... something you forgot.
Shit! Um...

>SARAH
"What's up, Sarah?" Amiel whispers.

"…."

It's not Sarah.

"Oh, it's nothing," She says. "I just didn't feel like watching the movie."

"You seem awful down for it to be nothing."

"It's just... this party's reminding me of a lot of things I don't want to think about."

Slinkoboy 2012/01/03(Tue)08:14 No. 377148 ID: d6ae01
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She continues, "I had it all, back then. I had power, love, eternal life. I wanted to spread majicka to the entire world, and I was close to doing so. I sent Dilia out to seduce Sekani and get him to join our side (though I probably shouldn't have phrased it like that), and she nearly succeeded.

"The plan was to... well, you know. After we would... do that, I would have an army of ki-jaara, and everything I dreamed of. But then you guys showed up and stopped me.

"Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you guys cured me and gave me a second chance. I want to be happy like this. But I can't keep telling myself I'm a different person than I was. Majicka corrupted me, but it was still me in there. I try so hard not to, but... I miss it. I miss the power."

Slinkoboy 2012/01/03(Tue)08:14 No. 377149 ID: d6ae01
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"I'm so useless now. I couldn't even accomplish anything back home. I nearly got caught and thrown in prison. It's a miracle I got away without anyone learning who I am.

"And I still have to deal with the fact that I'll never get to see my daughter grow up. I'm going to die before her 30th shedding. Will she be okay without me? What if she follows in my footsteps? What if I don't have time to set things right?

"I shouldn't be here. This party isn't for me."

Slinkoboy 2012/01/03(Tue)08:14 No. 377150 ID: d6ae01
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>Give her a bit of an "it's OK hug".
>Aww... Sarah/Jiniki/Other looks so sad... COMFORT IT.
>Surprisehug time!
"Ah--!?"

Amiel's not very good at comforting final bosses. What should she say?

The most important thing she needs to do is the same thing it's always been since before any of this nonsense with majicka: raise her daughter. No matter what else happens, that's what she should make her goal.

... Also you need to get her a kitten or something. It's hard to be sad in front of a kitten.

Of course she's supposed to be at the party. You invited her, didn't you?

"moping will just waste the time you have left, so do everything you can before the end. compress a thousand years of love into every day"

>>377151

What's a kitten?

Is it anything like a slissa? I totally think we should go and find a slissa and do what you said. But only with a real animal, not this weird "kitten" creature.

Tell her that even if she gets old and dies Sekani and Tayza and maybe some of the minor characters everyone forgot will still be there. And just because Jiniki's going to be almost perpetually a kid doesn't mean that she won't learn life experience and how the world works and how to be an adult any slower than anyone else, she's super smart.

>>377150
"You're not the only one worried about mortality, but we can't let that ruin the time we all have together.
Also, keep Jiniki away from the punch - just trust me on that."

A good start might be to apologize to Shela for all the name mangling already.

>>377164
that is, remind her that "we" will all be here. realize that, without the magicka, you will not. Add Jiniki to the possible reasons for taking it.
So that's for: Jiniki, Sekani, Kinasa(!?), against: Dilia, Kinasa (!?)

Tell Shela to make the absolute most of her time with Jiniki. Love and raise her the best she can, while she can.

As for after... Write. Take audio and video. Record everything she wants Jiniki to know, in every form she can, for the day when her daughter will need it.

Remind her that Jiniki won't be alone. Tayza, Sekani, and the others will be here for her for a long, long time...
...Right?
...But what about Amiel...?
...Consider taking a swig of the booze.

Offer Shela some of the BEST STUFF.
Maybe let her in on your plan to get Tayza tipsy.

Actually, uh… It might be a good idea to ask Shela how she used to deal with Tayza. Assuming she didn't deal with Tayza all evily and stuff.

…Though don't bring it up unless you're positive it won't make her more depressed.

If she's not welcome back home, then it's pretty clear her place is here with you now!

Slinkoboy 2012/01/04(Wed)09:56 No. 377457 ID: d6ae01
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>What's a kitten? Is it anything like a slissa? I totally think we should go and find a slissa and do what you said. But only with a real animal, not this weird "kitten" creature.
Amiel decides not to react to this because doing so would confirm/deny the existence of either creature.

Then again, Sekani's FAITHFUL COMPANION was a Tikat, which is nearly the same thing. Amiel's still considering getting him one for his hatchingday.

"Amiel? What are you..."

Slinkoboy 2012/01/04(Wed)09:56 No. 377459 ID: d6ae01
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>A good start might be to apologize to Shela for all the name mangling already.
OH THAT'S WHAT HER NAME IS NOW. MERCY OF LISANDI THAT WAS BUGGING HER.

>>377346
>>377152
"Of course you should be here, Shela," Amiel says. Shela reacts to hearing her name. "We're not celebrating our victory, we're celebrating the time we all became a family. That means you, too."

>>377164
>>377237
"And won't worry about Jiniki. She's not going to be alone. They'll--"

....

Slinkoboy 2012/01/04(Wed)09:57 No. 377460 ID: d6ae01
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"We'll be there for her. And in a lot of ways, you have seen her grow up. She's been alive for nearly 80 years. That's, what, 300 seasons? She's as much of an adult as any of us, and you were there for her the entire time."

Shela sighs. "But I didn't remember her. I should have been teaching her about the world, not... using her like the others."

>>377157
>>377180
>>377243
"Don't spend your remaining years regretting the past! The time you two spend together will be very important to Jiniki. These are the years she'll remember long into her adulthood. Make the most of them. Be there for her. If you want to leave something for her to remember you... then write. Record audio, make videos, something that will always be there to remind her that you loved her. Compress a lifetime of love into the time you have left."

Slinkoboy 2012/01/04(Wed)09:57 No. 377461 ID: d6ae01
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Shela hugs Amiel back... the first time Amiel's seen her hug anyone other than Jiniki.

"I will," she says. "I'll love her with everything I have. I'll give her enough to last a thousand seasons."

"I'm glad. I hope I helped a little bit."

"You did-- I needed to hear that. Thank you, Amiel."

Slinkoboy 2012/01/04(Wed)09:57 No. 377463 ID: d6ae01
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>Remind her that Jiniki won't be alone. Tayza, Sekani, and the others will be here for her for a long, long time... Right? ….But what about Amiel...? ...Consider taking a swig of booze.
Amiel sighs and takes a swig of BEST STUFF. "By the way, don't let Jiniki drink any punch. Here, want some?"

"Um, oh... no thanks. I don't really drink. Why'd you spike the punch?"

"Tayza. You've dealt with her for years, right? How'd you handle her--"

Slinkoboy 2012/01/04(Wed)09:58 No. 377464 ID: d6ae01
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*Glug glug glug*

Slinkoboy 2012/01/04(Wed)09:58 No. 377465 ID: d6ae01
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"Hey, what's going on here? Are you doing something incredibly suspicious?"

Eep! Amiel just got out-sneaked!

>>377465
Say Shela needed somebody to talk to, then offer Tayza some BEST STUFF.

Tell her mostly the truth, that's the best way to lie. You went to get punch, and then saw her being all sadbug about how Jiniki is going to outlive her. Distract Tayza by asking her if she's willing to help take care of Jiniki when all the not majibeasts are all old. (Also is that bottle using technology from the BIC [or whatever it was], or is it just under pressure?)

>>377473
This... this is an amazing course of action actually.

>>377465
Hi Tayza don't worry about this bottle it is the best liquor and we didn't want you to drink it ha-ha-ha don't worry about us it's not suspicious

>>377477
Oh, wow, you're right. If she accepts we win, and if she declines she'll likely take the punch instead. And then we win.

Stand up to her, explain your whole plan and then finish with "but now I'm warning you about it because I'm better than you!"

This will truely be the best revenge.

"I don't really drink" GLUG GLUG GLUG BEST STUFF?
I guess Tayza stretched even her nerves, huh?

Suddenly making Tayza drunk seems like a veeeeeery bad idea. Tell her that she should not drink from this bottle under any circumstances.

>>377473
This.

>>377473
Yeah this. If she says no just go "pffft", role your eyes, then pretend to take a swig.
There's no way she could resist a taunt like that.

>>377464
...O-kay... This does not bode well.

Realize now may be time to abort plan "Get Tayza Drunk."

Why now?
'Cause three little words just came together in your head:

Mean. Drunk. Tayza.

...Now that's a scary thought.

>>377473
This is all we need to do or say. Anything else will just look suspicious.

>>377473
This. So hard.

It's a double victory. We offered comfort, and now we can prime Tayza for Best Punch.

Shela got drunk, you're helping her find somewhere to lie down.

Slinkoboy 2012/01/05(Thu)12:41 No. 377706 ID: d6ae01
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>Say Shela needed somebody to talk to, then offer Tayza some BEST STUFF.
"Bug problems. Want some awesome booze?"

"Nooo thanks, I'd rather have a clear head. Besides, unlike your birdfriend I don't need to unwind. I'm chill as shit."

Pfft. Tayza's anything but 'chill'. Oh well, it was worth a shot.

...Wasn't she naked a moment ago? The booze must be kicking in.

Slinkoboy 2012/01/05(Thu)12:41 No. 377707 ID: d6ae01
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"Anyway, the movie's over now. You didn't miss much. Freakin' thing decided sappy romance was more important than explosions. If I want sappy B-movie romance I just have to watch you guys."

"Aww, I thought it was really sweet," Kinasa says. "Ooh, juice!"

"No more bad memories~" Shela says.

...!

animated Slinkoboy 2012/01/05(Thu)12:42 No. 377708 ID: d6ae01
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!!!!

Slinkoboy 2012/01/05(Thu)12:42 No. 377709 ID: d6ae01
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COME ON DRINK IT THIS BETTER NOT BE INTERRUPTED BY A SONG AND DANCE ROUTINE

Slinkoboy 2012/01/05(Thu)12:42 No. 377710 ID: d6ae01
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*sip*

"So what do you want to do now?"

Might want to stop Kinasa from dying of alcohol poisoning.

Now's time for the truth or dare I guess. That's when we get Tayza SUPER drunk. We'll also get to have characterization AND antics!

>>377711
It's diluted enough that she's probably just going to get drunk like Sekani, if even that. If I remember right the punch is just supposed to get Tayza drunk enough to eventually drink the BEST STUFF out of blind hubris.

Kinasa is going to get drunk quick off that punch. ...maybe you should warn her. Also I suspect that Shela miiiight not be quite aware enough to keep Jiniki away from the punch either. Perhaps kill two birds with one stone and get Kinasa to keep an extra eye on Jiniki? Oh jeez we need to make sure Sekani doesn't drink it either and DIE.

...um, I just realized that if Amiel gets drunk before our target, Tayza will be the only one not drunk. I mean, you're kinda drunk now.

Oh man, let her drink it. This is going to be so funny. If Tayza asks how she got drunk blame Shela.

>>377714
Nah, that would be mean.

We're totally just getting everyone drunk, though.

Tackle Kinasa to the ground dramatically; we don't want her to die of alcohol poisoning 'cause that would just ruin the slumber party.

Also, you've turned Shela into an alcoholic.

Looks like it's Truth or Dare time. Make sure Tayza doesn't go until she finishes that glass of spiked punch. You want her good and fuzzy-headed to take your dare.

Suggest to Jiniki that she should stay by her mother's side to keep an eye on her; She's not looking so well after guzzling that booze. Hopefully that'll keep her away from the spiked punch. As backup, tell Dilia the punch is spiked, and to keep Jiniki away from it. (Dang, is there even any BEST STUFF left after that mighty chug?)

Let Kinasa have as much punch as she wants. You wanted to see if she'd act less awkward and weird while drunk, didn't you? Now is your chance.

As for Sekani... Uh... It would be bad if he got even more drunk on that spiked punch, right? Better let him in on operation Get Tayza Drunk. Emphasize that you're doing this to stop Tayza from doing this shit. Remind him of his hangovers from after she got him drunk before.

>>377709

>Shorty: Burst through the door and start daning with Tayza while singing about how much you love Mr. Duncan.

>>377710

Whoa, wait.. if she has super heals, can she super-metabolize the BEST STUFF?!

Our cunning plan!

SUDDENLY, A PLAN:
- Claim you need to talk with Kinasa real quick; use the opportunity to steer her away from the punch bowl! Come up with some BS to talk with her about - how she's liking the party, etc., maybe talk a little about the whole Sekani/Majibeast thing if you feel like it. Consider telling her that you JUST FOUND OUT that Tezakians are allergic to the punch. :(
- Tell Tayza that you've got an idea for when you get back; everyone should just mingle until then! Or they can all debate what to do, you don't really care. (It'll take a while for the alcohol to have any kind of affect on Tayza; maybe 20-30 minutes? That's when we should spring the Truth or Dare game.)

>>377706

I'm no expert, but doesn't booze magically remove clothes instead of magically putting them on?

More usefully, suggest playing Awkward Twist. As much as I disaprove of the get Tayza drunk sub-plot, it'd be kind of funny seeing a theoretically drunk Tayza failing at Awkward Twist.

Also, I bet Jini would find it awesome.

Resting up for today, due to sleep shenanigans. Will resume early tomorrow!

If you're curious why Tayza randomly got an outfit, it's cause i drew it then forgot about it. oops!

Slinkoboy 2012/01/07(Sat)08:57 No. 378171 ID: d6ae01
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>>377844
>Might want to stop Kinasa from dying of alcohol poisoning.
"Hey, Kinasa. Jiniki. Can I talk to you two for a moment?" Dilia asks.

She must be planning on warning them. Good work, Dilia! Amiel is so glad she has a partner in crime.

>Suggest to Jiniki that she should stay by her mother's side to keep an eye on her; She's not looking so well after guzzling that booze.
"Um, keep an eye on your mother, okay Jiniki? She's ...kind of..."

"Super duper wasted? Okie dokie~"

>Whoa, wait.. if she has super heals, can she super-metabolize the BEST STUFF?!
She can heal wounds, but she can't cure Poison.

Slinkoboy 2012/01/07(Sat)08:57 No. 378172 ID: d6ae01
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"Hey, Amiel. While they do that, I need to talk to you."

What? Oh no! Tayza's on to her!

"Look, don't get me wrong-- your reaction was priceless, and I can't wait to see him play Awkward Twist. But I want you to know I didn't get Sekani drunk for shits and giggles."

"You... didn't?"

"I don't see the harm in getting him to loosen up, but I was willing to drop it after you got upset. The thing is, he's been really depressed lately. He was peeping and crying and generally being himself, so I offered him something to take his mind off things. "

"He was crying? He seemed fine to me..."

Slinkoboy 2012/01/07(Sat)08:57 No. 378173 ID: d6ae01
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"Your back-and-forth nonsense between him and Dilia is really getting to him. He's afraid he's going to lose you."

"He... told you about that?"

"Of course he did. I guess he figures I don't care enough to tell anyone, or maybe he looks up to me for being so wise and awesome. Probably the second one."

"Um—"

"The point is, you need to stop waffling and choose one of them, or at least admit you want them both. If you're really worried about hurting someone, then I guess I can help cheer them up. I swear, I have the hardest job. You'd run home crying if you had to deal with the kind of shit I handle on a daily basis."

Tayza looks around, possibly checking if anyone can hear her.

"For what it's worth, Tezakians only get upset about this kind of nonsense when they've chosen someone to mate with for life. Sekani cares about you that much. So if you're going to let him down, do it gently. For his sake."

Slinkoboy 2012/01/07(Sat)08:57 No. 378174 ID: d6ae01
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>Looks like it's Truth or Dare time. Make sure Tayza doesn't go until she finishes that glass of spiked punch. You want her good and fuzzy-headed to take your dare.
"Heeeey!" Dilia says, her hair... flowing in the wind? "I think it's time for some Truth or Dare! I'll go first! DARE."

"This should be good," Tayza says with a smirk.

Hand signal to Dilia that the plan's off. Unless you want to do it anyway for prior offenses.

Also it's fairly obvious you want both of them so you gotta own up to that!

So, ARE we still going to get her drunk? It still sounds super funny but now it might be a bit mean.

Either way, we should dare Dilia to do a handstand for as long as she possibly can.

>>378174
DARE HER TO KISS SEKANI.

TRUST ME ON THIS ONE.

>>378174
Dare her to drink all the punch.

Dare Dilia to drink all the punch? :c

>>378191
yup.

>>378177
Yeah, Kissekani!

>>378177
agreed. new plan activate.

Dare her to dance with Tayza

Also, I toooooold you guys this revenge plot was a bad idea!

Also, teach Jini to say "Okie Dokie Lokie" instead of just "Okie Dokie"

Kiss sekani +1.
Tayza cares. You should probably be nicer to her.
Wonder what you're going to do when Kinasa gets a turn.

...Kinasa is providing her with the badass hairblowing. hmm.

...Wow...
Tayza cares, deep down. She was trying to help Sekani, in her own blunt way. And she's trying to help you now, Amiel. How'd you miss all this? She isn't as cold as you thought.
...Still doesn't excuse the other times she got Sekani drunk... Unless those were also times she was trying to help him cheer up...
...Oh, you're so confused right now...

Look at how cute Sekani is sleeping on the floor.
Excuse yourself so you can move him to the couch, so he doesn't wake up sore. He needs the rest.
Whisper to Dilia to abort plan 'Tipsy Tayza' as you pass by.

I honestly think 'Kiss Sekani.' will work, so going with it.

Slinkoboy 2012/01/09(Mon)09:41 No. 378694 ID: d6ae01
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>Hand signal to Dilia that the plan's off. Unless you want to do it anyway for prior offenses.
Amiel heads to the adorable sleeping bird, but takes a moment to whisper to Dilia.

"Um, the plan's off."

"what"

"We don't need to get Tayza drunk."

"...oh dear"

Slinkoboy 2012/01/09(Mon)09:41 No. 378695 ID: d6ae01
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>>378294
Oh, Sekani... Amiel's been so selfish. All this time she's been worried about her own feelings. She never thought about his. Tayza's been helping them all this time, but Amiel only assumed the worst from her. Sure, Tayza can be blunt and even mean, but she's always...

Amiel's such an idiot.

She promises Sekani that she'll do things better. She'll make more time for him. She'll...

She'll work out her feelings. She'll be more open to him... and to Dilia, too.

Slinkoboy 2012/01/09(Mon)09:42 No. 378697 ID: d6ae01
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>>378177
"Okay, Dilia," Tayza says with a worryingly huge grin, "I dare you... to kiss Sekani."

"What?"

What!?

"Oh my~"

"You can't be serious," Dilia says. "I can't just-- we have-- what!?"

"Go on, lover-girl. Don't keep the bird waiting~"

What is Tayza doing!?

Slinkoboy 2012/01/09(Mon)09:42 No. 378698 ID: d6ae01
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Dilia kisses Sekani on the top of his beak.

"It's been a while, huh..."

"huuwhaa...?" Sekani is waking up.

Slinkoboy 2012/01/09(Mon)09:42 No. 378699 ID: d6ae01
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"Chirp!? AAAAA WHAT'S GOING ON AAAAAAAAA" Sekani squawks.

Dilia pulls back. "I'm sorry! Tayza made me!"

"It's okay, Sekani! Truth or dare!" Amiel says.

"WHOOOOOOHOOOOOO" Shela shouts. "AMIEL NEXT~"

"Excellent idea~" Tayza says, grinning again. "Truth or dare, Amiel...~"

Tayza isn't nice at all!!! What's Amiel going to do now!?

Take the dare. If you do it there's no way Tayza isn't going to do it.

>>378699
Plan's back on. Just for this.

Maybe remind her of the rules?

She gave Dilia a dare, which dilia did. It's Dilia's turn to ask someone truth or dare!

Get that glory-hogging overly-large lian out of there >:V

>>378707
yeah "hey, it's dilia's turn now! okay dilia pick a target"

Fire punch!

>>378699
Calm down and say "Dilia picks who goes next, that's the rule. Dilia?"

>>378699

Yup. Plan is back on. And it is ON.

Remind Dillia of the rules, yadda yadda.

And keep the plan off.

Remind Tayza, rather.

Oh, it is SO ON!
Vow that before this night is out Tayza will be absolutely, 100%, trip-over-her-own-tail plastered. Even if it takes an ethanol loaded dart to the rump, so be it. But by Lisandi, that heartless bitch will be flat-on-her-face drunk before the sun rises.

Whisper to Dilia the the plan is back on, and is staying that way no matter what.

Glare at Tayza with the intensity of a million suns.
Calmly point out to the heartless bitchTayza that it is Dilia's choice who goes next, since she did do the dare.

Comfort Sekani; Calm him down before he has a panic attack. Carefully explain what just happened and the game you all are playing. He's still drunk, so go slow.

Tayza isn't heartless. In fact, she's a leader. She must know that what she suggested might cause problems, but she probably sees this as an opportunity for you to figure things out for yourself. Look past the seething rage and think about how you feel about the two of them kissing. Happy? Sad? Angry? Jealous? What? ANd directed at which of the two of them?

Use this opportunity for what it -is-, not what it -looks like-

>>378897
OK, calling Tayza a "heartless bitch" was going too far. She's still way too blunt and doesn't catch when things aren't working.
She means well, but the way she goes about things just knocks everyone all over. Then if they do focus on something, it'll probably be Tayza for being so damn blunt, completely missing the actual problems. Blunt has its place, Tayza just overuses it.

>>378902
I dunno... she makes a HUGE deal about our relationship with Sakani, then dares Dilia to kiss him like that? She acted like a leader when she gave us that hint; doing what she just did doesn't help anyone.

She knows full well that we love him (and Dilia still has a thing for him), so suddenly initiating the same back-and-forth that she was admonishing us for is hardly very nice.

But if we're so hung up over revenge, the least we can do is at least conspire with Dilia for a very creative "dare". If she just needs to de-stress, the least we can do is get back at her a bit and give her a less damaging outlet.

Slinkoboy 2012/01/10(Tue)14:23 No. 378996 ID: d6ae01
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>>378897
>>378953
Amiel's tipsy state causes her to handle this more directly.

"What the hell, Tayza? One minute you're acting all helpful, and the next you're making things worse? What kind of 'alpha' are you?"

"The best kind. Everything I do has a reason behind it."

"What the fuck kind of reason did that have?"

"I saw the look in your eye. You want them both, don't you?"

"I... uh..."

"You should be thanking me. I just saved you 10 images of flailing about trying to find the right thing to say to them, only to blow it at the last second because you're you."

"What."

"Just look behind you."

Slinkoboy 2012/01/10(Tue)14:23 No. 378997 ID: d6ae01
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"Sekani and Dilia haven't really talked in the last year. They've been awkward even by their standards. But look... she's calming him down, just like she did with you when you were a Ki-jaara. In a single dare I skipped half the bullshit and got them talking again. Knowing them, they'll probably be fucking within the hour."

"Ah... I wish you would tell me before doing things like that."

"And miss the look on your face? Fuck that."

>Look past the seething rage and think about how you feel about the two of them kissing.
...Like she wanted to be a part of it.

Mercy of Lisandi. She really does want the harem ending.

Slinkoboy 2012/01/10(Tue)14:23 No. 378998 ID: d6ae01
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>>378707
>>378731
"Tayza," Dilia says, interrupting Amiel's thoughts, "I believe I get to choose who's next. I did the dare, after all."

"What. I'm the alpha, so I get to choose!"

"It's the rule of the game. Even the alpha has to follow the rules, right?"

"Grrr... fine."

"Well then. Why don't you go next, sweety~?"

"All right."

Not even putting up a fight? The booze must be affecting Tayza!

Slinkoboy 2012/01/10(Tue)14:23 No. 378999 ID: d6ae01
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"Truth."

OH WHAT THE FUCK.

"Yeah, I pretty much saw this coming."

Grr! ...Still, in her tipsy state they can probably get Tayza to admit to something she normally wouldn't. This is a rare opportunity... but what to ask her?

>>378999
When was the last time you got laid, Tayza? You see A LITTLE PENT UP

Make her regret it by getting back for her for all the times she makes fun of your sexual encounters. Ask her to describe in detail her last time.

>>379000
Oddly enough... this sounds about right.

Ask her what her greatest fear is.

>>379000
>>379002
We are doing this. Tayza is getting embarassed no matter what. You DID say Sekani was too drunk to get it up, right? Because if not his nudity is going to make things AWKWARD when Tayza does storytime.

>>379000

At a guess, it was eons ago with what's his name from the main quest =P Probably around the time they broke it off. She'd also probably have no problem admitting this at ALL either, since it's not pretty obvious but probably common knowledge. So kind of a waste of a question.

No, what'd really be embarassing is asking something more like "besides Jini, which of us do you like best?" Her hard ass attitude would NORMALLY just dismiss this kind of question saying "none of you!" or passing it off as sentimental garbage or whatever. But she's got to abide by the rules of the game (and the liquor), and it'd probably be plenty embarassing making her confess she actually LIKES one of you!

not only pretty obvious, but common knowledge, rather. Silly me ommitting words swapping the meaning of the sentence.

>>379008
If she has to talk about it though, then it's a lot more embarassing, because then everyone will know exactly what she's like doing that thing she yells at everyone else for.

I vaguely recall her actually going into her relationship with whatshisname in main quest before, albeit begrudgingly, so a second telling would likely be just an angry retelling rather than an embarassed first telling =P

This is, of course, assuming I'm remembering right. It's been awhile.

Don't ask what her greatest fear is. It would almost certainly be to be weak and sickly again; To be changed back. That's not particularly hard to guess.

Tayza's last sexual relationship, that we know of, was with Delkin, that guy who could weave illusions. When a female tezakian ki-jaara, Nesaki, showed up, Delkin broke off with Tayza and hooked up with the new girl, if I remember correctly. Nesaki was the one who laid those eggs near the inner gate.

Are we sure that we want to be talking about this kind of thing with Jiniki in the room? Actually, where did Jiniki go? ...Uh-oh... She's getting into the spiked punch, isn't she?

What does Tayza look for in a... *ahem* 'partner'? We could totally try hookin' her up or something if we find that out.

>>379069
Jiniki is taking care of her drunk mom.

>>379211

Well, judging by Delkin…

Crazy Tezakians. Or, slightly more likely, just strong willed Tezakians.

So, uh, the opposite of Sekani over there.

Oh, there's so many questions to choose from...
But since Tayza is trying to play the part of "big sister" to Amiel, albeit a rather blunt one with a bit of a mean streak, I'll choose one that may help:

What do you want in someone that you could truly respect and love as a mate?

(Could turn out to be Rule 63 Tayza, but you never know.)

Slinkoboy 2012/01/11(Wed)19:59 No. 379323 ID: d6ae01
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>>379002
"You seem awful pent up," Amiel says. "When was the last time you got laid? How was it? Go into detail."

Amiel has her now!

"What, with Delkin? Boring and unsatisfying. Okay, I choose--"

No!

"Tayza, are you forgetting something?" Dilia asks.

"Wh-- No."

"What about that Tezakian gentleman I saw you with last month?" Dilia says, smiling.

"Say what?" Amiel asks.

"You two went into a room together, and the next day you were in an especially good mood. Why don't you tell us about that, sweety?"

Dilia never calls Tayza 'sweety'. Did she really...?

Slinkoboy 2012/01/11(Wed)19:59 No. 379324 ID: d6ae01
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"HOLD ON NOW I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT"

She did! "Why so flustered, Tayza~?" Amiel asks.

Dilia grins. "Something did happen that night!"

They're both really enjoying this.

"HAHAHA STOP JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS I WAS JUST WE WERE UH OKAY I PASS WHO'S NEXT"

"What's that? The great Tayza, turning down a challenge?" Amiel asks.

Slinkoboy 2012/01/11(Wed)19:59 No. 379325 ID: d6ae01
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"...."

Slinkoboy 2012/01/11(Wed)20:00 No. 379326 ID: d6ae01
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"...Gimme that."

Whoa! When did she--!?

Tayza takes a sip of the BEST STUFF.

Slinkoboy 2012/01/11(Wed)20:00 No. 379327 ID: d6ae01
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"...It was the first night of training with the new PAINT GUNs. I gave one to a bird and told him to shoot me if he could. I sneaked behind him and pounced. He didn't even have time to react. The newbies always go down easily."

Tayza looks away. It's a little weird seeing her like this.

"He... got out from under me somehow. It caught me completely off guard. I haven't been out-maneuvered like that since a certain cheater decided to shoot fire everywhere."

She snorts in Sekani's direction.

"Anyway, he managed to flip around, grab the PAINT GUN, and get me square in the face. I stood there and stared at him. I... I hadn't been that turned on in ages."

"So then what...?" Amiel asks.

Slinkoboy 2012/01/11(Wed)20:00 No. 379328 ID: d6ae01
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"So then I leapt at him, ripped the gun from his hands, and told him I was going to get him back for that! Heheh, he just nodded timidly and before long we wEre FuCKiIng tHe sh..."

Tayza goes silent.

"Um... Tayza?" Amiel asks.

>Actually, where did Jiniki go?
"Tayza's too super wasted to talk with majicka anymore!" Jiniki says out of freaking nowhere.

"That's a thing? Uh, how much did you hear just now?"

"It sounds like Tayza had a really fun playtime~"

Slinkoboy 2012/01/11(Wed)20:00 No. 379329 ID: d6ae01
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"Dhad bird didn'd habe ma'higa, bud he didn'd need id! Heh heh heh~" Tayza... tries to say out loud.

"...Jiniki, why don't you help Shela get to the couch and go get her some water? Like right now?"

"Okie dokie~"

Slinkoboy 2012/01/11(Wed)20:06 No. 379330 ID: d6ae01
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"Hehe, it sounds like you had a really good time~" Kinasa says.

"Ssid 'eah I did!"

"So, um, what was his name? Just curious~" Kinasa asks. Wait...

"Kinasa, you knew the punch was spiked, right?" Amiel asks.

"Well yeah, silly~"

Amiel will never understand that bird.

"I'm starting to feel left out," Dilia says.

Tell her that there's always plenty of puncWAIT A MINUTE THOSE ARMS ARE FUZZY WHERE ARE HER CLOTHES?

Only one thing left to do. Spiked punch for all!

>>379331
What? Naked you say? Well don't mind if we do!
Naked drunken slumber parties for all!

And then we play awkward twister.

>>379332
Except for Jiniki, of course.

>>379329
...that expression... Jiniki does know more than you think.

Dammit, Kinasa took off her jammies. Insist that everyone put on their damn clothes again!

I feel like Jiniki miiiiight secretly be a perv.

Also, what is Dilia doing? Plan "everybody naked woooo" wasn't supposed to start for, like, three more updates!

Thank Tayza for helping you get your head out of your arse. From now on, she has your permission to knock sense into you the next time you try to crawl back up there. Not like she needs permission, but this makes it official.

Finish the game of Truth or Dare, so everyone (minus Jiniki) has time to get a little drunk.
Then it'll be Drunken Awkward Twister time! Jiniki'll run the spinner. It'll be hilarious!
And tell everyone to keep their clothes on. This isn't going to turn into that kind of slumber party.

I have no idea where to go from here.

Actually…. why don't you go join Dilia and Sekani and continue the conversation from where they left off.

>>379330
Ahahahaaa.... okay, I think I can forgive her now. She's shitfaced on BEST STUFF and apparently gone of the derp end.

I think we've won this round. Tayza gets to pick who goes next, now~

(Time to discretely fist-bump Dilia)

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE RULES OF TRUTH OR DARE.

You've only done like 2 people. You have to finish everybody who wants to play~

Although being you, you might want to try to trick everyone into doing twister ASAP so that Tayza forgets you're supposed to do a truth/dare...

OK, now that we got everyone drunk who should be drunk and not die except for Dilia it is time to get Dilia drunk, but the question is how? Oh well. It worked. The ''plan'' worked. somehow.

Well, now is a perfectly good time to strike up a friendly chat with Dilia. Seen any good movies lately?

Slinkoboy 2012/01/13(Fri)09:38 No. 379635 ID: d6ae01
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>Tell her that there's always plenty of puncWAIT A MINUTE THOSE ARMS ARE FUZZY WHERE ARE HER CLOTHES?
!!!!

...False alarm. Her TRENCHJAMMIES are kind of fuzzy, apparently.

>...that expression... Jiniki does know more than you think.
Jiniki makes that face all the time.

>I feel like Jiniki miiiiight secretly be a perv.
She's not old enough-- well, her body isn't mature enough for that to be true. She might know what, erm, certain things are, but she probably doesn't understand sex beyond "Something grownups do for fun".

Amiel isn't going to be the one giving her that talk.

>Dammit, Kinasa took off her jammies. Insist that everyone put on their damn clothes again!
"Kinasa! Go put your jammies back on this instant!"

Slinkoboy 2012/01/13(Fri)09:38 No. 379636 ID: d6ae01
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"Why does chirp everyone want me to wear clothes!?" She asks (lapsing into Tezakian). She puts her hands on Amiel's chest. "I'm not cold, peep chirp-- And I can't... I can't fly. This is the one Tezakian thing I cheep cheep! ...can do! Is it because I'm ugly? Cheep chirp chirp peep"

"Why are you groping me."

"Chirp?"

"Get your hands off my tits."

Kinasa pulls her hands back. "Peep--! I'm sorry-- I forgot mammals-- chirp ...they're really soft."

"You should see Dilia's," Amiel says without thinking.

Slinkoboy 2012/01/13(Fri)09:39 No. 379637 ID: d6ae01
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>>379352
Amiel turns to Tayza. "By the way, thanks. I know helping us is really annoying, and I appreciate you doing it anyway."

"Id's nod anno'ing," Tayza admits, still talking aloud. "'ou guys remind me ob myselb a lond dime ado."

Was it this obnoxious when Amiel couldn't talk? She tries to mentally translate what Tayza's trying to say for everyone's sake.

"(When my... condition would enter remission, I would try to join the Women Hunters' Squad. They turned me down every time because I was too skinny and weak, so I learned how to hunt on my own. I was agile and silent, more than making up for my lack of strength. People saw me as a weak little girl, but I proved them wrong. Until my immune system decided I was a tasty snack again, that is.)"

"I see...?"

"(Hehe, you're always so slow. What I'm saying is, just because you guys are sometimes annoying on the outside doesn't mean you are on the inside.)"

"Oh. Thanks...?"

"(That's why I like you guys.)"

Amiel has no idea how to feel.

Slinkoboy 2012/01/13(Fri)09:40 No. 379638 ID: d6ae01
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"Cheep! You're right, Amiel! She's really soft~" Kinasa says.

>>379431
"Want some booze?" Amiel offers.

"Thanks... What did you tell her?" Dilia asks.

"Oh, nothing..."

"(I did my challenge so I'm not breaking any rules now. Amiel, truth or dare~)"

Oh right. Um... Does Amiel want to have to reveal something embarrassing, or do something embarrassing? Just what is Tayza planning...?

"Is she going to kiss me too~" Sekani asks.