Okay, I'm pretty sure this is how it will go down: Liam dodges the table and lunges for Tory in a fit of rage, while Dasaki gets hit by the table. Rynh will be battling Tory's robots in a contest of fire breathing. I know nothing of Verremar, so he's a wild card. Therefore I think it's

60/40 Tory and his battle robots win,.
Of that 40% victory chance, it's 20/20 Rynh defeats everyone in the brawl, 10/10 Liam kills everyone in his effeminate rage, and 5/5 either Verremar or Dasaki somehow achieve victory. Somehow.

Lonely world planned for this when he asked for judges
you goddamn know it
fight fight fight fight fight

Kinasa 2011/10/26(Wed)12:48 No. 361254 ID: d6ae01
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>>361183
Oh, you silly goose. Why would I care about that? Sekani isn't my mate! He can do whatever (or whoever) he wants. I don't mind...

And he's not even red! I mean sure he can make pretty fire and I wouldn't say no if he wanted to--

Sekani 2011/10/26(Wed)12:51 No. 361255 ID: d6ae01
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WHAT. What the fuck are you-- We have never had sex! Anything suggesting otherwise is not canon! I am not gay for starters and for another we're not even the same race--

Okay I guess I've not been very picky about races but the point is I'm straight and I have a girlfriend!

And I'd never dom anyone! Except when Amiel asks me too but even then I ask first!

We never did anything. End of story!

>>361255
peep me you savage~

RYNH VERREMAR DASAKI LIAM KINASA SENAKI (EVERYONE NOT/NOT BELONGING TO TORY)

Tory is pretty damn overpowered compared to the rest of you, but it's only from his two bodyguards he is controlling and maybe some personal weapon. Both of the bodyguards are more than you can handle so you have no chance in a straight fight.

They can move amazingly fast, cast instantly fatal projectile magic, breath fire, and have the strength that any blow will tear off limbs and crush organs. You have to make sure you don't get hit or even get into their line of sight. Start by following Tory's lead and throw up all the tables obscuring the bodyguards' view, then keep rushing around chaotically and possibly escaping to further buy time.

Meanwhile Rynh use the chaos to take Tory hostage at blade-point putting him between you and the bodyguards. Make sure not to leave any of your body open to get fired at by his bodyguards' magic, also hostage his ass HARD because he can be tricky and try to pull some weapon on you or open you to attack.

Then you need to disable his robots by forcing him to command them to destroy each other. Then take any weapons and devices away from him, which for him would probably involve absolutely anything that isn't fabric. Just remember that they are crazy future magical constructs, decapitation or normal fatal wounds doesn't mean they're not functional any more. Verremar being knowledgeable on future stuff should be in charge of judging when they are destroyed.

>>361183
>>361255
Just what non-canon images are you talking about?

>>361267
Someone drew something naughty with Sekani and Dasaki. but it's not canon, and there's no intention to post it on the internet.

>>361228
machinegun the crowd while laughing maniacally
then mount their heads above your fireplace!
If you don't have one you can build one cause you are the baddest motherfucker to exist. ever.

As a straight male myself, I don't really feel qualified to judge the contestants on matters of gender. This being said, I can at least put in my two cents worth on the matter.
It's all about presentation, ladies and gents. Liam's outfit is more revealing, yet at the same time more complex. A more complicated outfit means more to go wrong, but everything works out in the snapshot we're given. Secondly, he put a little more effort into the posing to show off his masculine curves. Points for that. Dasaki also put a lot of effort into his pose, showing good balance and form. However, his choice of outfit is a little too simple, including a lack of makeup, and I get more the impression of a halfhearted try out of this.
Final comparison is in overall image. Liam gives a good glamourous beauty shot, as of a professional model showing off the figure he's worked so hard to achieve and maintain. Dasaki's picture comes off as more of a natural beauty guy-next-door dressed up and ready to flirt.
My vote, if I had one, would go to Liam for knowledge of his craft, effort, and the fact that he's managed to maintain that figure despite being a married rooster.
Liam, you've still got it, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Be sure and have a few lessons ready for whatever boy your darling daughter brings home ten years from now.

Finally, this thread has some fighting in it! I approve!

Suggestion 2011/10/26(Wed)17:47 No. 361338 ID: 6679d8
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>>361255
Fourth wall! You're breaking the fourth wall!

Liam 2011/10/26(Wed)20:48 No. 361368 ID: 857d4b
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GAAAH! Yisi! Help me get this thing off me!

>I'm trying! It's so heavy! Peep!

Happy Ass Day, everyone!

>>361255
>not canon
It's arguably part of the meta continuity, just like this and ITQ.

>>361397
If there is a meta continuity it can't possibly include everything that's drawn ever. It's all contradictory.

>>361404

It's Quest-2 you fool.

In b4 Crisis Of Infinite Quests.

Suggestion 2011/10/27(Thu)06:58 No. 361425 ID: 857d4b
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>>361405
In long, long after

(Seriously, this was made in 2009)

>>361425
Now we just need one with characters holding the appropriate "<quest author" Licks Goats" sign.

Rynh 2011/10/28(Fri)17:52 No. 361874 ID: 8c0848
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I don't know what to say. Things are going a little weird, but since the green one is not smashed under a table, I'll vote for that one.

>Rynh use the chaos to take Tory hostage at blade-point putting him between you and the bodyguards. Make sure not to leave any of your body open to get fired at by his bodyguards' magic, also hostage his ass HARD because he can be tricky and try to pull some weapon on you or open you to attack.

But I am an adorable kobold GIRL. I can't fight the mean man, since I am a GIRL, who is a GIRL. I might get hurt, being all a GIRL and all.

Also, I'm not seeing any pay out of this, so fuck it.

>>361874

The obvious solution is to invite our bird-buddies off to a nice picnic to talk things over. (But not that creepy dragon perv.)

And if talking fails, well... that's what naked mud-wrestling is for :I

>>361874
Then you must take Dasaki hostage. What could go wrong other than death and rape?

Wait. Death and rape isn't that bad. Rape and death, on the other hand.

>>361874
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE ??

Lonelyworld 2011/10/29(Sat)08:17 No. 362018 ID: f72f26
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*TWWEEEEEEEEEEET*

referee Kirska: "DASAKI IS THE WINNER by one vote,

Tory has extracted punishment on the loser via table crush.

THIS MATCH IS OFFICIALLY OVER!"

Suggestion 2011/10/29(Sat)08:41 No. 362023 ID: 8e18cd
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> But I am an adorable kobold GIRL.
> GIRL
> GIRL



OUT OF THE ALL WORST THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN, THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING!

>>362023
What about becoming a eunuch?

>>362018
Oh hey, it's chicken :D

>>362023
Don't worry, I can take your mind off of it~

>>362051
I don't see a picture. Is that supposed to be the character flirting with Verremar (who has already stated Dasaki isn't his type) or is this even more shameful?

Liam 2011/10/29(Sat)12:00 No. 362093 ID: 857d4b
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>>362018
Now HOLD ON A MINUTE! One of the judges hasn't voted!

If Verremar's vote for Rynh counts, then Rynh and Dasaki are tied, if it does not count since Rynh is not a contestant, then Verremar has yet to vote!

And hell, fraction of points shouldn't be possible either! It should be the full point! How can a three judge yay or nay system be so difficult for you people!?

I call BULLSHIT on this! You hear me? BULL. SHIT.

>>362093
On one hand, I understand why you are upset and you may have a point. On the other hand your distressed expression right now is horrifying to look upon, so any changes might not be in your favor.

Calm down and make a more reasonably presented complaint.

>>362093

3, 2, 1... peep aneurysm.

Dessen 2011/10/29(Sat)12:24 No. 362100 ID: a83682
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Perhaps a runner-up judge can take his place if the homosexual dragon person won't do it properly?

I vote Liam for is face right now(and awsome hat)

>>362093
Yea.
I'm afraid I must agree with
>>362096 however.

>>362023
How easily your composure breaks.

Lonelyworld 2011/10/29(Sat)19:39 No. 362181 ID: f72f26
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>>362093

Kirska: "SECURITY!"

>>362023

Kirska: "V-Verremar the higher ups are dissapointed in your lack of judging, we have n-no choice but to let you go."

>>362100

Kirska: "don't call us we'll c-call you"

"everyone else, you may all return home, the show's done."

Welp.

Now what?

>>362183
I don't know. Where's the afterparty?

>>362184
GET THE BOOZE AND THE CHICKS
Invite all the cool people (read Tory).

I miss Tory. Now that guy knows how to party!

Rynh 2011/10/30(Sun)07:28 No. 362282 ID: 8c0848
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>WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE ??

I don't know. You tell me what's wrong with my face and that will let me know how much will be wrong with your face after I'm done with you.

>THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING!
Why would you even think I'm a guy? I'm super girly. I got a haircut to be more girly and I wear a skirt. That's means I'm a girl... or a wizard. I'm not even making a thinly veiled attempt to make people think I'm a guy anymore, why do I still get people like this?!

>>362282
Both primary and secondary sexual characteristics are masked. To wit: While you have an awesome butt, you were sitting down and it was not visible. Same with your waist. Without being able to compare hips-to-shoulders or waist-to-hips, you body shape is cannot be identified.

Further, people often have trouble judging the facial features of other races within their own species without experience, "You all look the same to me" is not a racist remark but in fact an accurate reckoning of the lack of skill in this area. With an entirely different species the difficulties are, of course, magnified.

You are one of the very few, if not only, dragon-kobold mixes in existence. Not many people have the skill to judge your facial features.

Lastly, you have no tits. Flatty mcflatchest.

>>362283
Now that I think about it, "You all look the same to me" is rather undiplomatic to the point of racism, but that doesn't mean it isn't accurate.

>>362282
Oh oh! And your body language is manly as fuck! To the point where when you try to act girly people say things like "What's wrong with your face?!"

>>362282

Nothing is wrong with your face Ryhn. You are the best Drakobold. You get all my votes.

It would probably do you some good to spend time studying your magic again though, so that your breasts can grow to at least a noticable size.

That is to say, larger then flat. An B-cup is fine too~.

>>362282
Because you have the incredible ability to be confident in yourself and not to cling to other people expecting them to do things for you.

Not to mention you seem to hate pink and lace.

Which breaks just about every stereotype I can think of.

>>362282
But you are a wizard, kind of.

>>362293
What this guy said.

person228 2011/11/01(Tue)14:38 No. 363043 ID: f7aa74
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so wait... that's it? i hope there's an intermission, cause i spent twenty bucks on these tickets.

>>362282
Odd, you look fine now.

I'm blaming some kind of spatial anomaly.