help her out. she's done allot on her own.

>>355853
Let's just see what she does for now. I'd hope that one day we don't have to do all the work in this relationship, but if she calls on us for help again of course we'll do something. Like, I don't know... fill the air with fog. Fog that smells like oranges.

How about a bit of both?

Reload her crossbow, no wait make it a repeating crossbow with a half dozen shots loaded and tell her she still has to earn her chance to sit back and drink! Then we watch the fun.

let her work for it.

I think she's gonna need some help no matter what. Let's bestow a mutation on her- whenever she gets hurt, she randomly teleports to a nearby location.

Also since this is basically the worst time to do it, ask her about her family.

Tell her there are six armed lizardmen behind her.

>>355853
depants lizardmen. soon we shall be known not only as the god of chaos but also the god of pants!

>>355868
Or God of Lack of Pants.

1/2 Tom 2011/10/04(Tue)13:21 No. 355874 ID: c811c4
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Teleport randomly when attacked? I like. It's done.

Boons: Sleepwalking, Enjoys making chaos, Teleports when attacked.

Let's see how she does with just that, now that she's had a drink.

BOMF

... huh!

Is ice elemental a thing we can turn her into?

2/2 Tom 2011/10/04(Tue)13:30 No. 355880 ID: c811c4
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rolled 31 = 31

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3 hits - Muo takes 34 damage, and blinks.

>Ah?! Oh no oh no oh no going in the water is really bad please help me!

Casted - Polymorph on Self

Looks like slimes aren't supposed to go in large bodies of water. You know the drill, pick a species from how well she did, 65 being her strength, and for the record, she's significantly stronger than a human or lizardman right now.

>>355880
Squid. That can breathe air.

Tom 2011/10/04(Tue)13:34 No. 355882 ID: c811c4
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>>355878
Absolutely. It'll just be a weak one, by the looks of it.

A weak anything-that's-chosen, so long as it's something that could feasibly be weak.

Water elemental. Last I check, those can be in the water.

>>355885
Seconding. In the water? No, Muo, you are the water.

>>355885
Yes.
The weakness will be made up for by the water affinity and the large body of the stuff. DO IT!

>>355885
changed my vote to this.

1/2 Tom 2011/10/04(Tue)14:29 No. 355901 ID: c811c4
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Polymorphed into Water Elemental

>"Hey!" Elf says.
>"Don't worry, I got a good transformation! I can control the water, so you won't suffocate. In fact, I can bring a lot back like this, I know the way out from here! Maybe not the whole river, I didn't really cast it too well, but it's still a lot! Heh, turns out you weren't needed at all! Thanks though!"
>"Don't pull your punches or anything."

2/2 Tom 2011/10/04(Tue)14:36 No. 355906 ID: c811c4
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Later,back at the slime area

>Well, I was expecting to have to defend against adventurers soon, but the Elf says that between the refugees escaping and his promise that he'll put in a good word, we may not have as many problems with adventurers coming in for awhile. Plus, with all of this water, we'll be healthy and strong enough to fight better than ever. I'll still do your bidding, Tom, but I think I can help myself, now! I'm just about to go and help the Elf to the surface. Thank you for everything!

Hey, looks like she's got a bit of confidence on her own. Well, of course she's still my subject, but it looks like I won't have to watch her so closely from now on. How about a parting gift for the squirt?

The loyalty of the Badger-ant. Chaos druid go!

A hat the makes her invisible... but not the hat itself.

>>355904
A parting "gift" you mean. Heheheheh.

Enchant her potato peeler to be a +3 weapon vs vegetables. In exchange, unprepared vegetables in her vicinity animate and attack nearby creatures, as a constant effect.

>>355909
>>355907
These. At the same time.

>>355909
vegetable isn't anywhere near common enough thing underground.how about against plantoids. like myconids and shit.

>>355908
Seconding this. Base it off Chee's old wizard hat.

Third eye on her hand.

>>355908
This.

>>355907
Or this.

>>355918
Sure.

>>355906
How about making it so that unless she consciously wills it otherwise, her slime body forms a little faux-necklace with your grinning face on it? So she can make it disappear if she wants, but it'll show up by default when she's looking natural. A bit of a reminder for her, and proof to everyone else of your favor.

I like the necklace idea. Seconding.

>>355937
Thudding, but give it some sort of enchantment, too, so that it's more of a boon. We want to reward her.

make her potato peeler be able to talk.

>>355945
We have rewarded her. For just about nothing more than asking it, we've showered her with awesome chaos powers near-constantly. We've helped solve her problems, aided her in benefiting her people. That was the real prize here.

Tom 2011/10/04(Tue)16:42 No. 355952 ID: c811c4
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"You're very welcome, just don't get too comfortable, not like I'd let you! You can have a few parting gifts. Use them well."

>Badger loyalty
>Hat of invisibilty (yet is never invisible itself.)
>Potato peeler made into an almost viable weapon
>Mutation (Non-intrusive): Necklace of Minor Summon Water

>Thanks, you're the best!

Well, that's all for now! Let's check up on our gnoll buddy real quick.

Tom 2011/10/04(Tue)16:43 No. 355956 ID: c811c4
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>"Give up, gnoll. You have no chance. Surrender, and we may not kill you."

>"HAHAHAHA, fools! My god has given me a scroll, that I have properly identified as a scroll of teleport! See ya, suckerfools!"

Tom 2011/10/04(Tue)16:43 No. 355957 ID: c811c4
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-blip-

>"GOD DAMNIT WHAT THE FU-"

End of Bonus Stage

I want to do this again, but much longer. To like level 20.

*Sniff* When we first got her, she was like a baby. Look how far she's come now.

>>355958
Yeah, between >>354733 and >>355952 she must have grown like eight cup sizes.

Can we please make this into it own series? This is just to awesome to stop.

>>355961
Well where did you think she'd put all the extra water? They're like camel humps.

Hey she never gave those items she "stole" back. We never mentioned the sleepwalking to her either... oh well!

That was fun!

>>355966
Camel humps don't store water. They store fat.

*Themoreyouknow*

>>355977
...Which stores a large portion of their water.

The more you know

>>355977
>>355997
No, no: It stores fat inside the water. It's the only logical way!

The more youknow.

Camel humps are magic.

The more you know

>>355957
so does this mean that no more Cheequest related stuff?

>>356077

Between "that's all for now" and the fact we haven't explored what a servant would be like at a high level...

you never know...

>>356077
>>356122
This is probably our last stint as the advice souls and advisers of chaos. But the Cheeverse is well fluffed and interesting enough that I could easily see more quests there. And even better if it is with occasional cameos and references from everything until now.

>>356122

I can guess. lvl 10 random effect spamming on every possible thing. People, plants, dirt, air, emotions, all change into something else at random all around her. Things being teleported all over the fucking place. Backdrop music plays endlessly and changes from heavy metal, to classical opera, to mariachis. Her job has become a roaming source of chaos on the land, walking from city to city spreading the 'good word.' When asleep her journey continues but her consciousness joins Duke in the upper realm, where he can debrief her, give new missions, and shoot the shit.

best scrolls of teleport ever.