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343404 No. 343404 ID: 178c80

Gentlemen...
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No. 343405 ID: 178c80
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343405

Behold!
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No. 343407 ID: 178c80
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343407

I have successfully crafted an awesome DUPLICATIONATOR! It can duplicate almost everything! Everything!
Isn't that cool!
Now, I must give use for it...
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No. 343410 ID: ec0bf5

Well, this is an easy one. Set it up to work automatically and step inside!
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No. 343413 ID: c7b6c2

Tory! Fuck yeah!
Uh, duplicating oneself can only lead to incredibly distracting yet hilarious antics. I wouldn't do it.

Uh... Maybe you can duplicate some of your creations first? An army of perfectly identical warmachines could be fun.
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No. 343415 ID: c71597

>>343407
Fuck yeah! You know you're awesome right? And what would be twice as awesome? Two of you! Now step into that bad motherfucker and lets get duplicating!
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No. 343417 ID: 178c80
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343417

It works! It wooooorks! Just as planned, just as schemed!
Heh, two isn't enough! Let's try to make three!
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No. 343418 ID: 178c80
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343418

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No. 343421 ID: 40cb26

Oh dear oh dear oh dear this is going to end in madness.
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No. 343426 ID: 178c80
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343426

>T23: "Oh damn it!"
>T14: "How the fuck do you turn it off!"
>T2: "Uh, I think there is a button somewhere!"
>T6: "I don't see any!"
>T17: "Shitshitshitshit! We are going to get ruined!"
>T1: "WHY"
>T8: "Aaaaaaah!"
>T24: "Hey, what is going on?"
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No. 343427 ID: 35e1a0

just break it! weld the door shut!
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No. 343429 ID: 6fa1ef

Unplug it. Wreck it if you have to.
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No. 343432 ID: c71597

>>343426
That's quite a bit of Tories. You might want to do something about that. I know! Teleport to a new world, build a lair for a tory there, leave him and continue to the next world. Duplicate minions for him as well. Nothing could ever go wrong with this plan.
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No. 343434 ID: ec0bf5

Open the doors and windows to the tower so it doesn't explode from being overfilled with Tories.
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No. 343436 ID: c7b6c2

I TOLD YOU SO
THIS WILL ONLY END IN TEARS

Press EVERY BUTTON on the machine. It's gotta do something.

Out of curiosity, does the duplicator run on any sort of fuel? Radioactives are supposed to be pretty common fuel for fabricators/duplicators/ect.
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No. 343437 ID: 40cb26

>>343426
DESTROY THE DAMN THING YOU HAVE ENOUGH TORYS TO MAKE ANOTHER IN MOMENTS ALTHOUGH YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T I MEAN GODDAMN
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No. 343439 ID: 178c80
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343439

>T16: "Yo let's unplug that shit!"
>T12: "The huge-ass big cable!"
>T3: "Unplugged!"
>T5: "DUPLICATIONATOR finally stopped duplicating!"
>T4: "Finally!"
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No. 343441 ID: 40cb26

Alright now it's time for a headcount, everyone be sure of their number. Original Tory gets to be the boss, because one of you has to be the boss and whats the difference really.
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No. 343444 ID: 1854db

Will the real Tony Sinclair please stand up?
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No. 343445 ID: c71597

>>343439
Now it's time for a headcount, then implement the plan I outlined earlier >>343432 here. It will work out beutifully.
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No. 343447 ID: 178c80
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343447

40 clones. That's as many as four tens!
And that's terrible!

We need to get rid of them!
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No. 343448 ID: e6bfb8

Upscale it. You will be able to copy EVERYTHING.

The one you have now? stuff it on the back of a truck (and duplicate that a few hundred times) for infinite soldier squads.

Also the many towers thing.
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No. 343449 ID: 35e1a0

have them all work on a super project while you supervise from a safe distance.
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No. 343450 ID: c71597

>>343447
Spread them out over 40 worlds, one tory per world. Then you can conquer 40 times as fast!
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No. 343454 ID: 6017ac

HAve a tory clone orgy!
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No. 343457 ID: 1854db

>>343449
This cannot fail.
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No. 343467 ID: 178c80
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343467

>T: "Let's create an orbital laser-cannon!"
>T: "You are all wrong! Wrong! Wrong! We need a massive robot army! Huge robot army!"
>T: "Fuck you, we need to create a tank... SIZE OF A MOUNTAIN!"
>T: "No! Let's create badass warship that can annihilate planets!"
>T: "Nonono! Let's turn this planet into a doomfortress!"
>T: "Hah, let's just create a cannon that can shoot void!"
>T: "Black hole bomb fuckers!"
>T: "That's retarded!"
>T: "No you are retarded!"
>T: "Let's build a mech size of a moon!"
>T: "Fuck you!"
>T: "Fuck you!"
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No. 343468 ID: c7dc56

Fuck with the duplicator parameters such that it defines the outside as the inside, so it will duplicate all of reality into its tiny chamber.
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No. 343470 ID: 178c80
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343470

BOOM!

[The End!]
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No. 343475 ID: c7dc56

Is this related to why you lost your job at NSU?
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No. 343479 ID: 099569

WHAT
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No. 343480 ID: 099569

WHAT
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No. 343505 ID: 6017ac

Aww, no Torgy...
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No. 343568 ID: 9c538a

>>343505

Naw that's just what a Torgy looks like from a distance.
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No. 343586 ID: ef06ac

>>343444
I lol'd.

This whole thing was the best the best the best.
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