No he's not. He's some kind of robot.

Czarorczomething 2011/08/18(Thu)08:23 No. 341194 ID: 04b3ea
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He has no idea where he is. Or who he is.

Seems usual.

Czarorczomething 2011/08/18(Thu)08:25 No. 341196 ID: 04b3ea
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Pretty damn typical.

>>341196
Dude, you look rather dead. Hmm, ARISE AS A ZOMBIE!

Flail limbs. I've seen Gmod videos, that's the thing to do.

Roll on your side so you don't choke on your own vomit. Go back to sleep.

Digivovle to Champion

Equip cell phone, apply HAX

Czarorczomething 2011/08/18(Thu)08:35 No. 341203 ID: 04b3ea
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>>341198
Deciding he has nothing better to do, Stan acts a fool

>>341200
Stan's been sleeping for hours. He's rather bored with it.

>>341203
Well lets get up and hit on some of those sweet city-17 chicks and see if they're up for some non-reproductive sexings.

Czarorczomething 2011/08/18(Thu)08:45 No. 341205 ID: 04b3ea
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>>341204
Stan gets up off of the bed and looks around. In the room lies a DOOR, adjacent to a KEYPAD. Also present is a BITCHING MUSCLE CAR. There are two garage doors, but they've been crudely sealed with scrap metal and blast doors.

Drive BITCHING MUSCLE CAR through FLIMSY WOODEN WALLS in order to ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE.

>>341205
Get into your bitching car and drive through those fucking doors like a fucking baws!

Czarorczomething 2011/08/18(Thu)09:02 No. 341208 ID: 04b3ea
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>>341206
It would appear that somebody left the CAR's lights on. The battery has died. If Stan wants it, he'll have to jumpstart it. Oh, I almost forgot. This is Stan's jacket. He puts it on when he means business.

Hug note read car

Czarorczomething 2011/08/18(Thu)09:55 No. 341224 ID: 04b3ea
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>>341221
Note? What note?

Czarorczomething 2011/08/18(Thu)09:57 No. 341225 ID: 04b3ea
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Well, shit. That wasn't there before. It appears to be a newspaper with text hastily scrawled upon it.

Hug Stan read car

>>341227

This

He should hug himself? Nah just hug the car.

Car: Read note, hug Stan

Czarorczomething 2011/08/18(Thu)12:00 No. 341236 ID: 04b3ea
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>>341231
Stan decides to not only hug the car, but start an electronica band with it. They record 14 multi-platinum albums and embark on over 100 world tours.

Czarorczomething 2011/08/18(Thu)12:11 No. 341237 ID: 04b3ea
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Stan stops fantasizing, and reads the note.

Czar 2011/08/18(Thu)13:09 No. 341241 ID: 04b3ea
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Stan must question the construction of this poem. For example, there are too many lines for it to make rhythmic sense. And the second line? Too many syllables. He can't help but feel the contents of the poem important, though.

>>341236

But this was better :C

>>341241

Look to see if there's anything around you that needs a code punched in etcetc

It's obviously a clue to something, and the math's correct. If it's a formula, the note doesn't ask for anything directly.

>>341241
Better save that shit, seems like it could be important at some point. Also, you need to get working on getting your car started. It's a well known fact that the bitches are impressed by a bitchin ride.

Place POEM in INVENTORY.

Inspect KEYPAD.

Czar 2011/08/18(Thu)14:49 No. 341273 ID: 899d92
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The KEYPAD lies on the wall. It only accepts four characters per attempt. It would probably be safe to assume that it's linked to the door.

Make the poem into a captain's hat and sail out of there. In the car. After you start it.

ENTER CODE: 1213

Czar 2011/08/18(Thu)15:43 No. 341282 ID: 899d92
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>>341278
Stan has entered the code into the KEYPAD. It's the moment of truth...

OK

Czar 2011/08/18(Thu)15:52 No. 341289 ID: 899d92
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Success! He's correct!

Fantastic

Czar 2011/08/18(Thu)15:53 No. 341291 ID: 899d92
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The doors swing open to reveal a rather bland industrial complex.

Czar 2011/08/18(Thu)15:54 No. 341292 ID: 899d92
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Stan doesn't seem to care. He's just happy to be out of that...

Czar 2011/08/18(Thu)15:54 No. 341293 ID: 899d92
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...

>>341291
Now go search for the stuff you need to get the car working. Can't be cruisin for hoes without a ride.

Czar 2011/08/18(Thu)15:55 No. 341295 ID: 899d92
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SHIT!

LOOT BODY

Czar 2011/08/18(Thu)16:09 No. 341303 ID: 899d92
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~END PART 1~