all of them.

SQUIRTLE

Charmander. For great pyromania.

Squirtle has the Kamina glasses though.

No you fools! We should punch professor Oak until he gives us a better Pokemon!

Bulbasaur is totally the awesomest.

if there are only gonna be first gen pokemons, then charmander

Bubasaur is the best. Fuck charmander especially.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/08/23(Sun)20:44 No. 33568 ID: 9e9b47
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>>33547
>>33555

Steve can't take all the Pokemon! Professor Oak is watching and Steve's pretty sure that Oak could at least give him a run for his money in a fight. Plus, there's the other two that want Pokemon. The girl seems agitated that Steve is taking so long.

>>33548
>>33553

Squirtle is pretty cool...

>>33559
>>33549

But so is Charmander! Ah, so many tough choices!

>>33565
>>33556

Ah, even Bulbasaur has its' pointers!

>>33568
i repeat, charmander, always...

>>33568
Fine then. I vote Bulbasaur.

But but.. first gym is ROCK type! they will own you if you start with fire.

Bulbasaur or bust motherfucker! Charmander is a punk bitch.

Bulbasaur? Squirtle? Sure, if you like easy mode.

Charmander is the real man's choice!

Choose whichever of the animals looks most aggressive, irrelevant of type.

>>33579
>Charmander: REAL MAN'S CHOICE

THIS, BEEYOTCH.

Plus, imagine how sweet having a freakin' dragon will be in the endgame. FREAKIN' DRAGON.

>>33583
this, fat turtle and walking giant flower < dragon

Steve, you wouldn't happen to have a rival, would you?

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/08/23(Sun)21:09 No. 33599 ID: 9e9b47
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>>33570
>>33583
>>33582
>>33579

Hell yeah! Let's choose Charmander! Steve grabs Charmander's pokeball, and the girl behind him lets out a huge sigh. Steve's sure the little bitch's name is Judy.

"It's about time! Geez grandpa, I thought you were gonna take forever. I choose Squirtle!"

The guy, who Steve knows vaguely as Cory, just shrugs. "Yeah, whatever, Bulasaur's cool."

>>33576

Wait, wha-

"Ah, great! I'm glad everyone's chosen!" Professor Oak cries. Today you children begin a wonderful journey through the world of Pokemon! I've already given you your pokedexes, so off you go! I've got a lot of projects going on that need attending."

Well, we got our first pokemon! What now?

>>33599
Clearly it's time to fill in Charmander's entry in the pokedex with some 'facts' off the top of our head. Also estimated size and weight.

>>33599
capture a plant or a water pokemon, or this will be a very short pokemon adventure...

>>33599
God damn it.

Let's catch a wild Pokemon, Charmander isn't going to get us that Rock badge.

Challenge Steve. Ignore Judy.

Judy does not deserve our attentions. Type disadvantage totally notwithstanding.

>>33599
Don't let those little punks beat you to the punch, challenge Cory to a battle before Judy can get to you.

>>33601
Also, this. We're supposed to be recording data, right? Let's take our job VERY SERIOUSLY here. :awesomeface:

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/08/23(Sun)21:39 No. 33617 ID: 9e9b47
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>>33601
>>33610

Alrighty, Steve opens up the old blue pokedex after releasing his Charmander. The other two trainers are doing the same, and there's a few minutes where you get time to make out the damn thing.

For one, it looks like there are MANY BUTTONS. This make's Steve's head hurt and ache for a drink. After a while however, it looks like Charmander's info is already in there! Wow, what a waste of time! Well, let's see if it tells us anything useful about Charmander.

>Obviously prefers hot places. When it rains, steam is said to spout from the tip of its tail.

Wut. That's it? Dammit. Screw this thing.

>>33606

Steve thinks you mean Cory! It would be very difficult for Steve to challenge himself.

>>33609

"Hey, grandpa..." Judy begins to say, once she puts away her own pokedex. "Wanna..."

"HEY KID" You yell at Cody, speaking over Judy and jabbing a finger at him. "Let's do this. I challenge you to a battle. A Pokemon battle."

Cody shrugs. "Um, sure?" Let's go outside I guess.

Judy lets out a huge harrumph, and follows behind to watch the match without a word.

Ok, how should Steve approach this?

CHARMANDER! USE SEXUAL HARASSMENT!

>>33617
>Pokédex
We have to get this thing hacked as soon as possible. For REAL note-taking purposes.

For now, let's just press our elemental advantage in battle, if our Charmander's able to use it. Otherwise, just open with a growl and then keep tackling it.

>>33617
Show them you mean business. Have charmander set bulbasaur's flower on fire with his tail.

Then get your level up, and get ready to tackle judy.

BITCH, WHO SAID YOU GET TO KEEP THEM POKEMON, THEMS MINE NOW.

>>33617
Aw man, it's been forever since I played Pokemon.

Right use Scratch on it, then since you're up close turn your tail on Bulbasaur and light it on fire.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/08/23(Sun)22:14 No. 33643 ID: 9e9b47
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>>33619
>>33626
>>33632

Wow! The battle was FULL of exciting battle footage! Too bad it all got lost.

Looks like the tactic of "light the grass pokemon on fire with your tail" worked pretty well! Cory's Bulbasaur pretty much just ran in a circle after that, and after it falls over Cory returns it with a shrug of the shoulders. Charmander didn't even take damage.

"Oh well. Good match, Steve. Looks like I gotta train a bit more if I wanna beat you."

"He didn't even use a real attack, Cory! He cheated!" Judy says, scowling at the boy. "Geez, you're never even going to get a badge if you don't even know that.

>Get ready to tackle Judy.

"Well you think you'll do better?" Steve asks cockily as he and Charmander bask in the glow of victory.

"Char!" Charmander agrees, imitating Steve. He looks a little more sure of himself than before.

"Fine, I'll show you a REAL battle!" Judy says, and Squirtle measures up with Charmander.

Ok, Steve doesn't think he can use... "interesting" methods this time, but he's willing to try anything once. What to do against the water pokemon?

>>33643

Tell Charmander to throw dirt in its eyes then beat it into unconsciousness.

>>33643
Wow. Look at those things. They are so... tiny.

Well Steve, I suggest the Mario method. Jump on the bastard. Or get Charmander to jump on him.

If memory serves, Squirtle can't even use any water based attack yes. So just have Charmander scratch and bite, being that lizards are better for that sort of thing that turtles.

>>33643
Okay, most pokemon fighters are dumb as stumps.

Your pokemon is carnivorous and has fangs, and your opponent is too new to be able to use water attacks.

Have Charmander go straight for squirtle's throat. Failing that, push squirtle over, onto his shell.

THE TRUE BANE OF ALL TURTLES, BEING KNOCKED ONTO THEIR SHELL.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/08/23(Sun)22:57 No. 33693 ID: 9e9b47
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>>33648

Once the battle begins, Steven tells Charmander to throw a hadful of dirt into his opponent's eyes! Steve... doesn't actually know his pokemon's moves. Squirtle is blinded only for a moment, but that's all it takes.

>>33651

Charmander, at Steve's commanding, jumps on the back of the turtle, and after latching on chomps heavily on the water pokemon's head. Squirtle goes berserk, but can't shake Charmander off, forcing a VERY frustrated Judy to return her Squirtle. Steve is victorious again!

"You cheated AGAIN! You're a huge jerk grandpa! My mom says you're a big loser who never had a girlfriend because you smell like beer anyhow! So NYEAH!" Judy sticks out her tongue in anger before running off. Steve is too wrapped up in his own personal dance of victory that he doesn't notice.

"Uh... yeah... I'm gonna leave." Cory says, and starts off as well without a second glance, leaving Steve by himself.

Steve is still doing VICTORY JIG. What should he do now?

Go see if charmanders and alcohol mix.

>>33699
I second this. Drinking age is 18 in Kanto, right? Of course it is.

GET SMASHED IN THE NAME OF VICTORY.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/08/23(Sun)23:31 No. 33721 ID: 9e9b47
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>>33699
>>33702

Fuck yeeeeeah! Let's get wasted! Steve goes back to his HOUSE, the only place yet that has a discernible difference between the wall and floor! Wow! Steve has a bottle of Beany Jim's whiskey, and he prefers it straight from the bottle! Charmander needs the help of a cup to drink, but after one glass he's pretty hammered too.

This would be an ok time to go over Steve's INVENTORY. He has 1 bottle of WHISKEY. 2 POKEBALLS. 1 POTION and of course the POKEDEX. Steve keeps all these items in his POCKETS.

Steve's already pretty DRUNK by this point. It's hard for DRUNK STEVE to keep both eyes open. What should Steve and Charmander get up to now?

Charmander has a lot of difficulty standing up straight.

USE A SPLASH ATTACK

On to the next town! Take down any wild pokémon en route with DRUNKEN TEAMWORK.

>>33727

This, if a wild pokemon appears, have Charmander distract it and you clonk it on the head with your bottle.

AND GODDAMMIT GIVE CHARMANDER A NAME!

>>33775
Name Charmander Spikesby Biteface. Just call him Spike for short. <3

>>33721
Fist, have something with caffeine in it. Being drunk is fine, but we need enough caffeine to not have to worry about accidentally passing out.

Now, charmander just beat two pokemon its own level at level 5, it has to have leveled at least once.

Now, use your drunk abilities to do the following.

1: head outside of town now, rather than waiting for tomorrow.

2: wander around fighting pokemon near the town. just beat up rattata and pidgeys, but if you run into anything else, let us know.

Hopefully as a career drinker the booze and the caffeine together (plus some more whickey and coffee as outdoor rations) should let you get charmander to practice all night, and since both other potential rivals are little kids, they will have trouble staying up that late (this is first generation, and back then the main character trainers (all little kids) could only go about doing stuff during the day. Whenever charmander gets too wounded, just head back into town and get him treated.

If you do this, by tommorow you charmander will be much more capable at fighting, you will have learned more about what charmander can do, and you will be ready for whichever of these little brats decides to challenge you west of Viridian city.

>>33721
Wait a minute....

Higher proof liquors are flammable.

Can booze act as a boosting agent for fire pokemon?

THIS DESERVES TESTING another time, when we aren't likely to make a stupid decision about our brand new follower because we are smashed.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/08/24(Mon)23:27 No. 34317 ID: 9e9b47
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>>33727
>>33775
>>33795

Hell yeah time to head out on a pokemon adventure! You're feeling good and Charmander looks like he's feelin' good, so you guys head out to Viridian City. Steve bring with him two more bottles of WHISKEY and a thermos of COFFEE even though he doesn't feel like taking it right now.

On the way there you encounter a Rattata! This is it, a time for Charmander to hone his skills in battle! You boldly send him in with... whatever and the lizard drunkenly stumbles forward into combat.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/08/24(Mon)23:28 No. 34318 ID: 9e9b47
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>>33798

Hey that's a good point... maybe Steve will check the pokedex soon to see...

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/08/24(Mon)23:29 No. 34319 ID: 9e9b47
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>>33775

After needing both hands to sip from the bottle Steve gets a great idea! Since Rattata is busy, why not help out Charmander?

Steve boldly swings the bottle around at the rat!

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/08/24(Mon)23:30 No. 34320 ID: 9e9b47
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>>34319

Oh.... um. Oh my.

Well, Charmander certainly won the fight.

Tie its tail to the end of a stick and make a rat flail?

Pike it. It'll serve as a warning for others.

Throw it through the window of a pokemon center


or put it in a pokeball.

>>34320
Well.

Okay then, lets keep heading to Viridian city, trying to give charmander as many animals to fight as possible (since rats and pigeons aren't really a threat to charmander, he can practice against them with impunity.

Only step in if it looks like he is going to get hurt.

If you get the chance to test the alcohol+fire pokemon theory a time or two on the way, that would be perfect.

Anyway, use the powers of booze and being a fully grown adult to train ALL NIGHT with charmander, and use the coffee to make sure you stay awake through the next day.

By the time you get to viridian city, your goal is to have charmander learn at least one fire based move (not counting pressing his tail against someone).

Remember, those two kids will likely challenge you again soon, so you want to stay a step ahead.

HEY STEVE, I KNOW AN AWESOME WAY FOR CHARMANDER TO GET KILLS AND EXP!

DOUSE SOME OF THE GRASS WITH ALCOHOL AND GET CHARMANDER TO LIGHT IT UP, THE WHOLE PLACE WILL BURN AND KILL THE WILD POKEMON! EVEN BETTER, TRY IT IN VIRIDIAN FOREST!

P.S Name Charmander already!!! I dunno, something like Burninator or something stupid.

>>34406
Holy shit yes! KILL THE TALL GRASS WITH FIRE!

We're talking millions of pigeons and rats. Charmander will level up to level 30 at least!

>>34406

...holy crap.

That would work PERFECTLY.

Would mean we wouldn't need to spend a bunch of time traininng either.

But lets use a little safety. Drunk or no, I am reasonably sure that Steve does not want to burn to death.

So try and spot a field of tall grass that has a decent gap between itself and the treeline, with little to no vegetation connecting the two. THEN douse it with a healthy portion of booze, and have charmander light it, and both of you will keep the pokemon inside the blaze until they are dead.

SZ!qeSHINYzSw 2009/08/25(Tue)09:39 No. 34409 ID: 448a65
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>>34407
>>34408

All of it must burn to the ground!

Durandal!swQABHZA/E 2009/08/25(Tue)10:04 No. 34413 ID: 493518
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>>34409
This will be the best exploit of the environment/pokemon game mechanics EVAR!

>>34413
Not if we kill ourselves or our only pokemon in the process.

Although Charmander is a fire pokemon, and has a reasonable chance to survive the flames.

Steve however, does not. Burning things is fun, just not when one of those things is you.

Even Pyro would back me up that burning yourself can take the fun out of things.

>>34415

We live right by the coast, if need be we can leg it back there and jump in the water, maybe even hope a water pokemon would save us out of the kindness of its heart.

And we'll be careful, Steve and Charmander will survive...I wonder if we'll catch any trainers in the fire, they could drop some nice loot.

>>34415
The player character can't get hurt in pokemon... only pass out and mysteriously wake up in a pokecenter if all of his pokemon are beaten.

The rape is implied.

>>34420
But we will also automatically get half of their money too. Which can be spent on more booze to make an EVEN BIGGER FIRE.

GREEN 2009/08/25(Tue)11:54 No. 34443 ID: 2cbe3e
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Steve decides to just... let it recover. Yeah. Time to go find some other stuff to fight! Boy, Steve wishes there was some easier way to do all of this training nonsense.

>>34362

Steve tries one of his pokeballs, but it appears they don't work on... uh... sleeping pokemon.

>>34406
>>34407
>>34408
>>34409
>>34413
>>34415
>>34417
>>34423

That's when Steve gets the greatest idea EVER. One that couldn't possibly go wrong.

Finding a big patch of tall grass that's conveniently away from trees, Steve walks around the edges and douses it with the remainder of this bottle. Steve steps far away, not wanting to die as he cracks open another bottle of alcohol.

"Charmander... use... um..." Steve takes out his pokedex. Charmander's listing says that Charmander has the moves Scratch, Growl and Ember. Steve calls bullshit already because he knows he told Charmander to chomp that Squirtle's head, but whatever. "Ember I guess!"

Charmander spews a small stream of fire that catches on the damp grass.

GREEN 2009/08/25(Tue)11:55 No. 34444 ID: 2cbe3e
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Ahh Steve enjoys a good long drink as he watches the grass burn. Soon, the experience will just come rolling in.

GREEN 2009/08/25(Tue)11:58 No. 34447 ID: 2cbe3e
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Before long, the first of the screams fill the air. Shrieking little cries from unseen voices pierce the dusk air as the fire turns nasty. Steve is uncomfortably aware of the smell of cooking animals.

Uh... Charmander doesn't look all that much stronger. Charmander shrugs, giving Steve a "What do you want from me" expression.

Hmm. Well, that flame looked pretty big for a small guy! Steve thinks that the Whiskey might have helped! That's good right?

That fire's still small, looks like. Whatever's been killed so far was too weak to run. So they clearly weren't worth much XP.

Be patient. I have a good feeling about this plan.

>>34447

THE FIRE, IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

Hmm, well, no experience? Huh, guess we'll just have to get Charmander to fight the good old fashion way.

Anyway, wait for the fire to die down and start searching for bodies or any live pokemon we can capture.

>>34447
ha ha ha killing is fun

But apparently it's not very worthwhile. Damn you pokemon and your family friendly values.

Hrm.

Have charmander edge closer to the fire, some fire pokemon don't seem to mind being surrounded by fire (his tail is constantly on fire, after all).

Maybe if this isn't giving him experience, he can go into the blaze to fight burning foes?

Hey, if he can stand the fire, it would work.

Probably.

>>34468
And just to clarify, I propose this as a means of giving him experience while still trying to use our booze and pokemon fueled fire.

GREEN 2009/08/25(Tue)12:45 No. 34471 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>34450
>>34468
>>34469

Steve tells Charmander to go and head in once the fire starts to burn itself down. Charmander wanders in happily, and knocks out the various weakly struggling rats and birds.

Steve goes in too, looking around for any pokemon that's not some stupid bird or something. He finds a pink thing, and it actually doesn't look too hurt by the fire. The thing looks really dumb, and is obviously confused out of its mind as it tries to make sense of the destruction. Steve decides what the hell, he's the only pokemon who's NOT charred black and frankly scary-looking.

Steve throws a pokeball, and captures his first pokemon!

Incredibly lost SLOWPOKE added to the team!

>>34471

YES! SLOWPOKE GET!

Name?

GREEN 2009/08/25(Tue)12:55 No. 34476 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>34472

Steve doesn't know about names. He's never considered naming his pokemon, because the only people who have either name their pokemon human names (Like Chris or something) or something corny. (Like phoenix or darkheart)

Should Steve name his pokemon anything? He's pretty happy calling Charmander and Slowpoke by their species name.

Need some names here guys, how about a vote?

>>33784

Steve remember thinking briefly that maybe Spike would be a good name for Charmander.

How about we call them all MAGIKARP?

What if you get more than one of a pokemon, Steve? What then? It could only cause confusion.

Names are important, Steve. What if we just started calling you PkmnTrainer?

Teach Charmander to cuss.

Durandal!swQABHZA/E 2009/08/25(Tue)13:23 No. 34498 ID: 50d140
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>>34491
What? Steve isn't a standard Pkmn Trainer... he's a Cool Trainer (pic related).

As for names, go for something ironic and vaguely connected, like an inside joke for just you. For instance: Charmander could be Souffle, and Slowpoke could be Million Get.

>>34476
Call Charmander 'Burninator,' 'Lighter,' 'Butane,' or something like that.

Or call him Slappy the Salamander

Slowpoke should be called Einstein

>>34485
Spike sounds fine, but if you choose that name, you better raise the little guy to be a scrappy as all hell fighter.

>>34502

That's easy, get him drunk and send him off, he'll be a natural brawler.

Name him "CHARMANDER!" if you ever get another, call it "CHARMANDER2!"

Name him "SPIKE" if you ever get another, call it "LAMECOMPAREDTOSPIKE"

I think that's 3 votes for the name Spike now...

GREEN 2009/08/25(Tue)14:58 No. 34585 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>34567

Eventually Steve decides to go with "Spike" for Charmander. One name's as good as another for Steve. Not being able to think of a good name for Slowpoke, Steve decides to think more about that later as he lights a cigar on Charmander's tail.

Oh right Steve smokes. He's only got two more cigars though, and they're small enough that they don't take up real inventory space.

Well anyhow, Charmander actually got some experience from that! Probably from the ones he knocked out that were wishing for death. According to Steve's pokedex, Charmander now also knows the move smokescreen! Score! Of course Steve is wary about setting more patches of grass aflame, because it sent up a LOT of smoke, he's pretty sure it's illegal, and of course when it comes right down to it Steve doesn't want to KILL anyone. He's just not that kind of guy. (Accidental skull-to-bottle damages notwithstanding) Getting arrested is NOT on Steve's top 10 things to do.

So, what now? As Steve passes Charmander the whiskey and the little lizard takes a grateful swig, he contemplates his next move.

>>34585

Doesn't matter, the whole police force only consists of one woman and she can't be everywhere at once.

Anyway, lets head for the next town and see if any of our pokeymans need healing. If you spot someone staring blankly at the same spot for no reason, STAY OUT OF THEIR SIGHT!

>>34585
NEXT TOWN TIME

Try to train the slowpoke as well.

>>34599
Train it for toughness by having Spike beat the shit out of it.

>>34585
You said you don't want to get arrested, right?

THEN GET OUT OF HERE STALKER.

Now, head to another suitable patch of grass, there is a different method to earn xp quick that might not get you arrested.

1: have charmander stay on on side of the grass field, and start using smokescreen to flood the grass with smoke.

2: when pokemon try to flee in any direction that is NOT charmander, make loud noises, charge them and wave your bottle at them.

3: keep an eye on charmander while he fights the creatures forced to try and pass him to make sure he isn't overwhelmed.

The smoke will severely irritate their eyes, noses and lungs, giving them breathing problems, blurred sight and a lack of a sense of smell. For pokemon like these, that is pretty much defenseless.

Plus, since you aren't burning down the forest, you shouldn't have to worry about going to jail.

Your little fire pokemon should be strong enough to laugh at the rock gym in no time!

>>34594
BULLSHIT STAY OUT OF THEIR SIGHT, JUST WALK STRAIGHT UP TO THE LITTLE FUCKER AND PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE. THAT'S WHAT THEY GET FOR BOTHERING TRAVELLERS ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME.

>>34671

That sounds good, but could Steve help by holding pokemon and having Spike smash their faces in? As a different course of action?

Would the exp still count for Spikes?

>>34678
I get the feeling that the more of the actual fighting Spike does, the more xp he earns.

And besides, Spike is at least level 10 now, he doesn't need our help for rattata or pidgeys in the 2-4 level range.

So lets get our buddy evolved into a Charmeleon before we get to Viridian city, then start down the path towards the Elite four to run into whichever of our rivals is there, stomp them and laugh before actually bothering with anything in Viridian city proper (other than a pit stop to get Spike healed up)

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/08/25(Tue)18:02 No. 34743 ID: 9e9b47
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>>34671
>>34599

Steve uses Spike's new Smokescreen attack to great effect! It drives pokemon out of hiding, and into Spike's claws and flame. After beating a few of the locals up, Steve even brings out Slowpoke, who mostly just sprays water at the pokemon he fights.

>>34678

For just this moment Steve thinks it wouldn't be such a good thing to help out. His intervention had only lead to mass pokemon death. If he keeps this up people will think he's some kind of psycho.

>>34621

Then Steve gets an idea that makes him forget about wasting time on stupid rats and birds. He can make his two monsters fight! He pits the two against each other, and gives them both commands.

"Oh, Spike use Ember! Slowpoke, just attack I guess!"

Spike cockily rears back and hits slowpoke in the face with a stream of fire, but it doesn't seem to faze the slow-moving thing much.

Slowpoke is looking at Spike with a slowly dawning look of recognition. Steve has a gut feeling it's something about setting that grass ablaze. Slowpoke rears back on its' hind legs for a moment, catches another quick blast of fire to the face that he shrugs off, and then head butts Spike with a glowing yellow skull. Spike's out cold.

Steve is impressed as he looks on! Checking his Pokedex, he reads off that Slowpoke has the moves Zen Headbutt, Water Gun, Curse and Yawn.

Steve returns Spike, sad that he'll have to stop training him for the day but glad he has another good pokemon. Well, now that Charmander's out should Steve head to Viridian City?

>>34743
Yeah, pokemon center time.

>>34743

Can we get Charmander healed at our house beforehand? Much as I like Slowpoke I don't fancy his chances much if we get challenged.

>>34743
We have a potion AND booze.

With the two of those, no fire pokemon will stay out.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/08/25(Tue)18:39 No. 34788 ID: 9e9b47
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>>34748

Let's head on to Viridian City then. Much closer to there than we are to the house in any case.

As Steve nears the city, he can barely make out the lights of the town in the dusk. Not far now.

"Hey buddy!" Comes a voice from off the beaten trail. Steve turns to see a man dressed in black motioning him over. "Hey I got a question for ya. I need a light. C'mere."

Steve has no idea who this gentleman is or why he'd like to talk with him! Steve's a bit perplexed. The man doesn't even look like he NEEDS a light.

>>34788

Seems legit, go over and say hi, keep a hand firmly on your balls though.

>>34788
Demonstrate that you are in the know.

'Oh hey, you did get the memo from Mr. Giovanni, right? The one that was sent out earlier today?'

Lets try and confuse him

Tackle him and steal his pokemon. He's clearly friendless and we'll never see any sort of revenge for it.

>>34792
I assume you mean both sets of balls, which would require two hands, unless you want your pokeballs touching your balls.

Ask him if you'll be as cool as him if you join his awesome team. Ask if there are applications. Also ask where he got his fetching shirt. <3

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/08/25(Tue)20:42 No. 34883 ID: 9e9b47
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>>34811
>>34792

Sensing a bit of danger, Steve covers his genitals. Who knows what this guy's capable of.

>>34797

"Oh hey, you did get the memo from Mr. Giovanni, right? The one that was sent out earlier today?" Steve asks, not knowing what he's saying as the words tumble out of his mouth. He's trying real hard to be casual now.

The Rocket goes from being smug to looking... confused. Finally, he settles on angry. "Is this some kind of joke, kid? Giovanni hasn't been heard from in over six years! Ever since that bastard kid beat him in the Gym!"

Um... Steve wasn't expecting that.

>>34804

Steve's keeping a cautious look on the guy. He thinks this guy might be part of Team Rocket, even though they were last seen three years ago. Maybe it's just some punk trying to steal pokemon.

>>34883
"That's a no, then?"

>>34883
Ask to join Team Rocket! Think about it. Free swag, all the pyromania we want~

But if you're dead set against it, then just run for the Pokécenter like a motherfucker. We need to get Spikesby back to speed.

>>34883
'Alright, look, I just wanted to make sure you actually were part of Team Rocket.

Look, I ain't some boyscout, in fact I like the idea of using pokemon, money and connections to gain power and control things. Maybe I would like to be part of that, and help expand it.

What would you say to that?'

>>34892
Or put out the Cigar in his eye, break the empty bottle of whisky over his head, and stab him with the broken end in the throat.

That is, of course, if we don't go with Team Rocket.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/08/25(Tue)21:41 No. 34925 ID: 9e9b47
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>>34905
>>34892
>>34818

"Look, I just wanted to make sure you were really part of Team Rocket. I'm no saint myself. If I can use my pokemon to get ahead or get some extra money then good. It sounds like we're after the same goals."

Steve isn't really sure he means that. For one, Steve REALLY needs to get all the badges and challenge the Pokemon League. It's hard to do that as a registered felon.

>>34594

Officer Jenny? Yeah, there's one in Pallet Town. Steve knows there's more police than that though.

The Rocket seems suspicious, but also calms down notably. "Hmm... well, if you want to join the first thing is to hand over your pokemon and pokedex. I'll bring you to the nearest Rocket Coordinator and we'll see about getting you outfitted. Of course you'll have to undergo some... aptitude tests."

>>34908

Steve scratches his chin, making it seem as if he's thinking the statement over heavily. His fingers are right near his cigar should this turn nasty. the other hand slides from the genitals to Steve's pocket.

>>34925
>Hmm... well, if you want to join the first thing is to hand over your pokemon and pokedex.

Okay, screw this guy.

SLOWPOKE, GO!

( We need to name Slowpoke guys. D: )

>>34927

Party Animal.

Screw summoning a pokemon at him. Tackle his ass. He can't sick his death monsters on you if he's incapacitated.

Maybe theres good money out on his head.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/08/25(Tue)21:54 No. 34933 ID: 9e9b47
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>>34818

...Hey wait, what's wrong with STEVE'S shirt? Maybe he's just drunk but he just got that. This is his OFFICIAL POKEMON LEAGUE T-SHIRT. He had to win a contest to get it! Plus, Steve bets the Team Rocket shirts are secondhand. It's pretty fetching. Geez.

>>34933
Oh don't worry Steve. Your shirt is fetching too. It's just that you'd look just as good in any shirt. You're just that cool.

But seriously. Both the prior suggestions. Sic a Pokémon on him /and/ tackle his ass.

In a non-homoerotic way.

Unless you swing that way. Then we totally don't mind.

>>34934
Yeah Steve. You should totally pounce that ass. Ram him good and hard! Show him what you keep in those giant balls of yours!

>>34925
'What, hand over my pokemon and get handed some zubat and geodude back? Isn't that why your organization got messed up before? I mean, all that kid who beat Giovanni before needed was to abuse the fact that pretty much everyone in team rocket used like three different pokemon types. And you are telling me you still follow the guidelines that led to your defeat by a prepubescent?

I mean, is it any wonder you still don't have the clout you had when Giovanni was still around? He kept Team Rocket strong through his own capabilities. Without him, the only way for you to become strong is for all members to start diversifying, getting more varied types and practicing on their own outside of work for the Team. Heck, I could probably show you how to improve your own method of mayhem with pokemon if you show me what pokemon you have. I figure it is the least I can do for a likeminded individual.'

When he pulls out his pokemon, either steal them from him or actually give him some pointers, either or.

>>34933
...Maybe get some pants (cargo pants, camo (urban or forest, either or)

Keep extra booze, cigars and whatnot in pockets.

Also, get steel toed boots with good traction, so that you can do better at trailblazing and nutdestroying.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/08/25(Tue)22:13 No. 34940 ID: 9e9b47
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>>34938
Steve steps forward as if to hand over his pokemon. He makes no move for his pokeballs as he speaks though. "What, and be given a zubat and a geodude in return? You know... this is why.. why... fuck it."

>>34937
>>34934
>>34908

While Steve doesn't see why he should tackle the guy, hitting him with a weapon more at hand seems to be a bit more prudent.

The guy goes for a pokeball. A bit too slow. "Kid, I'm gonna make yo- HURK" He's interrupted as the whiskey bottle catches him alongside the head, dropping him like a log. He's still breathing, but certainly down the the count

Alright. Well that worked out good. Now what?

>>34940
claim his pokemans.

>>34940
Hey, one turn deserves another. Take his sucky Pokémon. They could be of use to us.

Take his mans. Go find A cop. Turn him in for a reward.

>>34940
Take his pokemon, his wallet, his phone, any items (berries, potions, whatev), his pants and his shoes.

Then drag him into the forest and leave the empty booze bottle next to him, with some poured into and around his mouth.

Hopefully he will wake up and think he just passed out.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/08/25(Tue)22:41 No. 34949 ID: 9e9b47
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>>34941
>>34942
>>34944
>>34946

The guy's only got one pokemon, but that's fine with Steve. Turns out to be a Grimer. Neat! The guy also has money and a gold ring, so Steve takes it for the lulz.

He begins to drag the Rocket into town, happy with the turnout of this little exchange as he finds the Viridian City Police Station, not far from the gates of the town. Turns out that this guy did have a bounty on his head! Score!

Steve doesn't bother with exactly how much cash he's got, he just knows he has ENOUGH CASH. So, now that we're in the big city (you can tell we're in the big city thanks to the CONVENIENT HOME in the background) what does Steve want to do now?

>>34949
Well first off we need to find OLD MAN WEEDLE to teach us how to catch pokemon properly!

Because honestly we suck balls. No pun intended.

Awright. Might want to buy a few potions.

Do we have any capture balls? If not, buy a few of those as well.

And most important, WHISKEY and CIGARS. We must keep ourselves freshly stocked at all times.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/08/25(Tue)22:51 No. 34959 ID: 9e9b47
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>>34952

Truly, Steve missed a great man in his prime.

>>34959
D:

Mourn for Old Man Weedle.

Pour a drink in his honor.

Suggestion 2009/08/25(Tue)22:53 No. 34961 ID: bde1b8
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>>34959
:c

>>34959
Allright.

Lets get our pokemon healed up, and then head west until we run into one of our rivals, Kick their ass, and move on.

Use money to buy GUN.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/08/25(Tue)22:57 No. 34964 ID: 277ca6
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>>34959

>>34959
FFFFFFFFFF-

Looks like we aren't getting a level 170 Snorlax and infinite rare candies.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/08/25(Tue)23:21 No. 34972 ID: 9e9b47
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>>34963
>>34960
>>34957

Yeah, time to take a drink for the old man Steve's never met and then... and then...

Steve sees something that completely derails his train of thought.

GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/08/25(Tue)23:23 No. 34973 ID: 9e9b47
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'Viridian City Gym. Leader: Blue Oak.'

FFFFFFFFFF-

God damn Steve hates Blue. All of those three little bastards really. While Steve is tempted to go inside right now, he also knows that Blue is supposed to be the most powerful Gym Leader.

The fact that Blue is years younger than Steve makes him want to drink more than ever. He indulges.

>>34973
Ok, pokecenter to heal up our mons, try and get Slowpoke to not hate Spike, and then have them three way battle royal train until all three are near passed out, then heal them again.

NOW TAKE OUT YOUR ENVIOUS RAGE AT BLUE ON THOSE LITTLE FUCKS, AT LEAST ONE OF WHICH IS PROBABLY NEARBY, LIKE ON THE PATH TO CHAMPION ROAD. KICK THEIR ASS.

Tin foil armor and a switchblade.

You know your Charmander needs these things.

>>35038

Give him bottles of alcohol and rags for Molotovs as well.

>>35039
Hrm.

If we gave charmander a really high proof liquor (everclear or something similar, I imagine), couldn't he take a swig, hold it in his mouth, breath out ember, and end up performing the equivalent of flamethrower?

Seems like it would be an easy way to boost Spik's performance. Plus, grain alcohol is usually fairly cheap.

>>35039
Hrm.

If we gave charmander a really high proof liquor (everclear or something similar, I imagine), couldn't he take a swig, hold it in his mouth, breath out ember, and end up performing the equivalent of flamethrower?

Seems like it would be an easy way to boost Spike's performance. Plus, grain alcohol is usually fairly cheap.

>>35044
How does ember work?
Shitty firebreath?
Spitting coals?
Producing charcoal poop, lighting it on fire and throwing it?

>>35051
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Ember
>The foe is attacked with small flames.

It looks like it's shitty firebreath.

>>35054
Which could then be used to ignite the booze being spit, so now there is more fire going towards the opponent. Hence, upgrade to dirty flamethrower.

>>35056
Or douse them in it and then use SHITTY FIREBREATH.

>>35057
OR BOTH AT ONCE.

Actually, that sounds like a great idea. I mean, if we set it up right Spike could take out opponents way out of his league.

I mean, gout of burning liquid and fire hits them, which then ignites them, and they continue burning despite efforts to douse themself because some of the alcohol has seeped into their hide/feathers/fur.

Sounds like a fairly powerful move.

>>35056
I see a couple problems though. I think using alcohol (whether it's giving it to Spike or dousing a foe in it) would count as using an ITEM. That takes up a turn and gives the other pokemon time to act. In the game, the one hit kill is really the only way to go, otherwise they'll wear you down slowly (forcing you to stay near a pokecenter), or give you a lame ass status effect like poison, stun, or sleep.

Additionally, we'll have to keep buying booze, which means burning through our money (pun intended). Not to mention... where do they sell more alcohol? At the pokemart?

>>35059
I was thinking of this as mostly a SESSION POWER anyway.

>>35059

I do not look forward to spelunking with all the ZUBAT USED CONFUSE RAY! ZUBAT USED CONFUSE RAY! ZUBAT USED CONFUSE RAY! ZUBAT USED CONFUSE RAY! ZUBAT USED CONFUSE RAY! ZUBAT USED CONFUSE RAY!

>>35059
Well, if Spike brings a bottle of booze with him into the fight, it counts as a held item, and activation is instantaneous then. And unless we find some way cooler thing for him to hold/use, I don't see why we wouldn't give Spike a bottle of high proof grain alcohol.

As to the booze question, remember we do actually have MONIES now, and can get more bottles without concern for a time.

As to who sells them, no idea, but I would imagine Steve knows.

>>35063
The real question is whether or not Spike can hold a bottle of booze AND a cigar.
Because he needs a cigar.

>>35062
I fucking hate Zubats...

>>35063
I totally forgot about the held items! That's perfect. But would it act like one of the berries and go away with every use? Or like the sunglasses and just augment his attacks?

>>35065
Well, we could just get a flask, and put in enough for one use to give to him as an item. Plus, it is smaller, lighter, and more easily secured to Spike.

Seems perfect really, it gives Spike a one-time-per-fight super attack.

Or we could say 'fuck it' and bend the pokemon rules you god damned nerds.

>>35070
Do you really have to troll everywhere you post?

GREEN 2009/08/26(Wed)12:05 No. 35072 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>34957
>>35063

Steve decides to head off to the PokeMart first! Battling is all well and good but he may as well put some of this money to good use. Thoughts of Blue, Red and Green will have to wait.

As Steve enters the pokemon center, he sees only one other customer in the store, a man who has most of his face taken up by a gray beard. The man is reading through a rack of magazines, and doesn't even look in Steve's direction.

The woman behind the counter waves happily. "Hello there! What can I help you with?"

Steve knows that they usually sell alcohol behind the counter in these places. They're like all-purpose stores. "Any whiskey? And cigars? Oh, I guess some pokeballs. And some potions."

"Right away sir, I'll gather your order then." The woman says pleasantly as she bustles about.

Anything else Steve should worry about or deal with as long as he's here?

>>35072
see if they have some repel or something, it'll be useful sooner or later.

>>35072
Grain alcohol and a flask, so that you can arm charmander.

Maybe full length pants? You really don't want some adventurous pokemon crawling up your leg and investigating your genitals with its teeth/claws, do you?

>>35079

No way man, we like shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear!

>>35080
But pokemon biting your balls.

YOUR BALLS.

>>35081

I am now imagining Geodudes molesting Steve in the Dark Cave, goddamn.

Alright alright, whatever protects us, goodness knows how the kids with shorts coped.

>>35071
It's so easy with you, I barely even have to try.

Besides, that was more affectionate trolling. I played the shit out of the Pokemon games.

>>35081
That's why we spray the repel on our shorts.

GREEN 2009/08/26(Wed)13:32 No. 35105 ID: 2cbe3e
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"Here you are sir!" The girl behind the counter puts of another bottle of BEANY JIM'S WHISKEY, 2 CIGARS, a POTION and a couple of POKEBALLS. "Is there anything else I can get for you?"

>>35073
>>35079

"Um, a repel? And some pants? And a flask too."

As the woman bustles off, Steve gets a good look at the message on the front of the counter. He inquires about it when the woman comes back. "Um, what sort of special offer do you have?"

"Well, with a sufficiently large enough purchase you receive a raffle ticket. It adds you into our lottery to receive a special prize! In fact, it seems you qualify. Would you be interested in joining our raffle?"

>>35105
Possibly free stuff, eh? WHAT COULD GO WRONG!

Accept.

>>35105
What is that on the top of the right shelf?

Is it a person peeking over it?

Oh, and when you get Spike patched up, when you first take him out of the ball, give him a speech (while chewing a cigar and downing whiskey) that goes something like:

'So, you lost against that Slowpoke. Doesn't feel, good, losing, does it? You want to taste victory again, don't you? And you don't want to lose again, right? Then never underestimate an opponent, and always be ready to improve yourself.'

Then that would be the time to give him the flask and start teaching him how to use it to improve flame attacks, and how dousing an opponent with some of the stuff before burning them leads to wildly more devestating attacks.

>>35103
Eh, I'm not upset or anything. Just perplexed.

I used to play pokemon all the time too... until my parents decided that Satan uses pokemon to trick kids into liking Dungeons and Dragons so they would go to hell.

... yeah


>>35105
Find out how much the raffle ticket costs. If it's reasonably priced, you probably won't win. If it's ridiculously expensive, you'll probably find it later or have it given to you for free.

>>35113
>Find out how much the raffle ticket costs.
>With a large enough purchase you receive a raffle ticket
Its a free bonus for being a good customer, dude.

>>35129
Oh right. Hmm... I must've been thinking of the bike ticket. Ah well.

Buy Condoms and Porn.

Show your Charmander how to be a MAN.

>>35172
Do we have the money for hookers?

Do they even have Pokehookers?

>>35113
>trick kids into D&D and hell

Yet you are on tgchan, a board spawned from a board about D&D and related things, on 4chan of all damn places.

GREEN!ifOCf11HXk 2009/08/26(Wed)19:19 No. 35186 ID: 9e9b47
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>>35108

"Sure, why the hell not." Steve takes and fills out his name and number from his pokedex on the card. "How will you contact me anyhow? I'm only here for the night probably."

"Oh we'll send a deliveryman to find you if you win." The woman behind the counter puts Steve's ticket in a bucket with a couple of others, and he heads out.

Steve's wealth changes from ENOUGH MONEY to STEVE HAS SOME MONEY IN HIS POCKETS

>>35110

That's just the bearded guy from earlier perusing Pokemon Magazines. Steve does think this is a good time to get his pokemon healed up and then have a quick talk with Charmander. Steve stops by the pokemon center before finding a bench in a quiet part of town. Steve fills the flask up and summons his pokemon.

Wordlessly, Steve lights two cigars, passes one to Charmander and smokes his slowly. He hands the little lizard the flask as well, and Charmander takes a grateful pull.

The FLASK works as a held item in combat with 3 "CHARGES" of alcohol. It increases the power of FIRE moves.

"That's yours to keep." Steve tells Spike. The Charmander looks surprised at the news. "So, you lost against that Slowpoke. Doesn't feel good, losing, does it? You want to taste victory again, don't you? And you don't want to lose again, right? Then never underestimate an opponent, and always be ready to improve yourself."

Spike looks inspired by his master's words! Steve thinks he can really talk some bullshit when he's hammered!

>>35172
>>35173

Yeah, if Steve knew where to find women then he's probably be... not so adamant about this whole pokemon thing.

>>34977

Steve guesses he's got some time before complete nightfall. Should he go out to the path west of town? Steve knows he can't get further than Indigo Plateau anyhow.

>>35186

By the way, Steve's new PANTS come with MORE POCKETS, giving him 9 inventory instead of 6! Yay!

>>35186
Hells yeah we go east! We've got some rivals to teach a lesson!

Namely, that cheating, stealing and getting our loved ones piss-drunk is the assured path to victory.

>>35189
Or west, as it were. We're only a little tipsy, we swear!

GREEN!ifOCf11HXk 2009/08/26(Wed)19:55 No. 35196 ID: 9e9b47
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>>35190

We are tipsy indeed! Heading west out of town, Steve comes across a few random wild ratattas and pidgeys. He uses Slowpoke against them, wanting to train up his new pokemon. He tries using Grimer, but it's a little asshole and won't listen to Steve's commands. He returns it after a bit.

A little ways out of town, Steve hears voices, one familiar, off in the grass. Heading through the brush to check it out, he comes across Judy and... well, Steve's never seen her before but she looks around 16 or 17 to him. She has a passing resemblance to Judy, and is blushing wildly as the smaller girl talks over her. "Well Judy... it's not that easy... mom and dad want me to make sure that you're safe! I don't see why you're..."

"I'm NOT gonna go on my Pokemon adventure with my sister! That's final! I don't care what you think, I'm going to be a pokemon master by myself! Cory gets to go out on his own!" Judy yells back, and the blonde girl blushes deeper.

It appears the two girls don't notice Steve at all. What should he do now?

>>35196

CORY IN DA HOUSE.

Also, confidently stride up to the ladies, not close enough that they can smell your booze breath though, bad first impression.

Ask them what the problem seems to be, since you heard their shouting.

>>35196
Why not offer a compromise.

If she still can't beat us, then she should adventure with her sister.

And for the fight against Squirtle, have Spike first use smoke screen, circle about and charge in close to knock over squirtle onto its back. He's a turtle, knock him on his back and he can't do shit.

And advise Spike to not use the flask this time, to keep it secret for the moment.

GREEN!ifOCf11HXk 2009/08/26(Wed)22:03 No. 35232 ID: 9e9b47
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>>35201

Steve walks up to the pair, though he keeps a respectable distance. He waves jovially at the pair of them. "Hey there ladies! What seems to be the problem? Anything I can do to help?"

The girl who Steve assumes is Judy's sister blushes again and pokes Judy in the back. "Sis? Who's-"

"He's nobody important!" Jusy barks, silencing her sister with a glare before she turns to Steve and points an accusing finger at him. "What do you want? Go away if it's nothing!"

Steve tries to keep up a dialogue. "Uh.. you want to inrotuce me to your sister?"

The girl with the glasses speaks up before Judy can say anything. "M-my name's Amber. Who's this, Judy?"

"He's a beginning trainer, like me. Mom says he's big and dumb and he smells. His name's Steve." Judy seems to revel in making fun of Steve to his face.

"So... your parents want you to travel together then? Amber, how come I've never seen you before?" Steve asks, intrigued. Amber's got a decent rack.

"I l-live in Johto. I came over w-when my father heard Judy was leaving." Amber supplies, and seeing Steve's confused expression elaborates. "Our p-parents are divorced. I live w-with dad and his new wife and Judy lives with mom."

"I told you I'm NOT going with you though!" Judy looks livid.

>>35211

Steve decides to help Amber out, who looks a bit distressed at her sister's attitude. "Hey Judy why don't we have a pokemon match? If I win you have to go wi-"

"How about NO?!" Judy barks back, catching Steve offguard. "I'm tired and I don't want to battle you right now. I'll battle you next time though you big dumb ox!"

GREEN!ifOCf11HXk 2009/08/26(Wed)22:05 No. 35234 ID: 9e9b47
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Steve tries to recover. "Well... I thought Pokemon Trainers couldn't refuse battles!"

Judy crosses her arms across her chest, unfazed. "I thought it was illegal to let your pokemon drink."

Steve glances around to see Charmander sipping at his flask. Damn.

Steve wants to yell WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST WAIT 5 MINUTES but there's people around. Amber looks a bit concerned, and Judy looks smug.

Hmm. Steve's drawing a blank right now.

>>35234
Insinuate that she doesn't want to battle you because she knows she'll lose again. And that she doesn't want to lose again because if she did, then we'd all know she needs her big sis to look out for her. Hopefully we can provoke her into a fight anyway?

Completely let the alcohol topic drop, though. Inebriation rights for all living creatures!

>>35234
Also, there are no rules on pokemon drinking, at least not in the official pokemon setting.

Then try and encourage her to fight you as a way to improve. After all, if we are 'just some dumb trainer,' then the fact she lost to us doesn't bode well for her future. Try and look mature and manly doing so, so her sister likes you more.

Lightly admonish Spike for drinking from the flask right now, and remind him to think on why he has the flask before just drinking it (whisper to him that you will give him drinks from your own stuff outside of battle, the flask is battle-only).

You know you want to troll judy by acting nice, courteous and mature in front her sister so she won't believe Judy when she rails on us.

>>35234
Yell "WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST WAIT 5 MINUTES!"

>>35238
a reasonable set of points, and two appealing goals to pursue. I approve.

GREEN!ifOCf11HXk 2009/08/26(Wed)22:53 No. 35245 ID: 9e9b47
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>>35238

"Oh Spike don't be drinking that... lemonade right now you little rascal." Steve says jovially.

As Judy turns away from Steve in a huff, Steve lays his hand on Judy's shoulder. "Hey now are you angry because you think you'll lose again? It's ok, for some the path of the Pokemon Master is a difficult one." Steve turns his attention to Amber, who puts her hands behind her back and looks embaressed. "Your pretty sister here just wants to go on a pokemon journey with you. Nothing wrong with that."

"I am tired." Judy sounds very hollow. "Take your hand off my shoulder."

"P-pretty?" Amber asks.

Judy looks kind of serious. What should Steve do?

>>35245
Hrm. She stopped insulting you.

You may not know much about little kids, but you know that when they go from being angry and calling people names to being quiet and distant, you should probably let them be.

Ask Judy if she has seen Cory as a change of subject, and flirt some more with Amber.

Once you run out of suave things to do to impress her, you should head on out to leave a good impression.

Maybe ask for her number (after all, responsible adults should stay in contact when trying to keep a kid out of trouble, right?), then head on to some tall grass.

TIME TO CATCH SOME NIDORAN!

>>35247
>Ask Judy if she has seen Cory as a change of subject.
>Maybe ask for her number (after all, responsible adults should stay in contact when trying to keep a kid out of trouble, right?), then head on to some tall grass.
>TIME TO CATCH SOME NIDORAN!

I agree with the quoted bits, but suggest going after Weedles instead of Nidorans.

>>35253
...Why not try and catch both? Try and catch a Weedle and a Nidoran.

I mean, we don't need to wait until we are halfway accross Kanto before having five-six pokemon on our active team.

>>35332

On a related note, what do we want our ULTIMATE team to consist of? Obviously Spike has gotta stay. I want a Cubone/Marrowak because they can brain the enemy, with extreme prejudice (and cause I had one for my Pokemon Blue).

>>35334
Depends. If this is exclusively first gen, there are several pokemon that are somewhat easy to get that end up becoming strong.

probably our first concern would be to catch a Magikarp and find some way for the bugger to get experience as soon as possible, a giant flying water dragon would be hand.


Spike (as Charizard)
Gyrados
Dragonite
Alakazam
Dugtrio
Electrode

sounds alright to me, and the only one that is rare-ish is getting Dratini.

All are great pokemon, and only Dragonite's starter is rare.

GREEN 2009/08/27(Thu)12:10 No. 35354 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>35247

Steve takes his hand away. He guesses starting a scene isn't worth a pokemon battle. He rubs the back of his neck in embarrassment. "Didn't mean anything by it... um, have you seen Cory today?"

Judy still looks angry, but she responds civilly enough. "I only saw him heading for Pewter City. If you wanna go beat him again in a pokemon battle you better catch up."

Steve realizes he might be looking like a giant douchebag in front of Amber. He decides to try making a HEARTFELT SPEECH. "Look, I'll just say one more thing. You're pretty lucky, Judy. You've got your sister you haven't seen in a while wanting to come with you on your pokemon journey. I wish I had someone who wanted to come with me. I don't even have any brothers. So, I can understand why you're resisting it, but maybe just let your sister tag along for a while. Until you get on your feet. Plus, I'm sure she wants to catch up on things, don't you Amber?"

Amber nods (her glasses stop wrapping around her whole head mysteriously), and blushes again as Steve shoots her a SMIRK. "Y-Yes I'd like that."

Judy turns around to look at Steve, as if measuring how much he means his words. Steve's surprised to see Judy not angry-looking. Finally, she gives a 'why not' shrug. "Oh, I guess so. Fine, let's go Amber. Bye Steve." Judy walks off towards town without a second glance back.

Amber smiles at Steve in gratitude as she walks up to him. "T-thank you for helping me with that. She can be very stubborn sometimes. I just want to make sure she can take care of herself."

"Hey no problem. Say, uh, maybe I could get your pokedex number? You could give me a call if you need anymore help, or I could give you a call sometime. I'd like to hear from you again."

Amber blushes deeply this time as the two exchange pokedex numbers. "A-alright. I-I'll give you a call sometime."

Steve waves after her, admiring her ass for a moment before turning back to the task at hand. Well, that went well. Steve begins to wander around for Pokemon in the immediate area, unless there's something else Steve wants to accomplish?

>>35354
Hrm.

Other than catching Nidoran and/or Weedle, I don't think there is any reason to not head up to Viridian Forest.

We should probably come up with some other ways to tilt matches in our favor.

...maybe find some weed, and keep it for later to use against water pokemon, have Spike hold it in his mouth and use ember (thereby smoking out the water pokemon and hopefully giving them dry mouth so they can't use water attacks?

GREEN 2009/08/27(Thu)15:03 No. 35376 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>35357

Steve goes out looking for pokemon to capture. Unfortunately, he's confused when he finds two different kinds of Nidoran! Steve just captures both so he doesn't have to think too hard.

The only other pokemon around are pidgeys and rattatas, so Steve just says screw this place and heads off towards Viridian Forest. He's gotta stop by Viridian City on the way there, should he stop and do anything or continue on to Viridian Forest?

>>35376

Heal up yer pokemon again just in case and head on into the Forest.

>>35376
Time to ruin some bug catchers' days.

>>35376
Oh, train the nidoran against eachother, and have Spike fight without using his fire/smoke abilities. This is just to give them some exercise and get them more used to fighting, not for them to beat eachother to unconciousness. Tell Spike that if you see improvement in all three by the end of the day, he gets extra whiskey and a cigar!

Then, keep all three out of their pokeballs so that they can do this while you hike to viridian forest.

GREEN 2009/08/28(Fri)08:36 No. 35479 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>35382
>>35377

You first heal up your pokemon before heading on. Steve's pretty impressed with his pokemon so far. He's got a Charmander, Slowpoke, Grimer, and two Nidorans. Almost a full team already. As he heads off to Viridian Forest, he releases Charmander, the two Nidorans and Grimer.

"Alright, I want the three of you to duke it out. Also, keep up. Spike, don't use your fire and stuff."

The three pokemon Steve has captured start to square themselves, while Grimer stays stubbornly in place. "Oh, and beat the shit out of Grimer first. He's pissing me off." The sounds of Grimer getting beat on follow Steve for a while, until he returns ir absentmindedly.

Steve has a pleasant and uneventful trip to Viridian Forest.

GREEN 2009/08/28(Fri)08:39 No. 35480 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>35379

After entering the forest, Steve thinks he spots a trainer off to his right! Of course, he also thinks he spots something to his left as well. Hmm. What should Steve do?

Left looks shinier.

>>35480
go left brah. you can find trainers anywhere

>>35480
yes, left is a good idea

>>35480
Hrm.

lets go left.

After all, those douchebag trainers always wait for you.

GREEN 2009/08/28(Fri)09:08 No. 35485 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>35481
>>35482
>>35483

Going through the tall grass and ignoring the trainer for now, Steve pushes him way into a clearing and finds...

Um... some stupid-looking thing. Steve's never seen anything like it. What the fuck.

>>35485
catch it, you never have too many pokemons

It is a sheep that shits lightning.

Can you possibly pass up something like that?

Also, huh, guess this isn't just first generation.

Try and soften it up with Spike (smokescreen, stay low, circle around, set fur on fire, pokeball it.

>>35485

That pokemon must be helluva lost, it's in the wrong area completely.

Catch it I guess but be wary of it.

GREEN 2009/08/28(Fri)11:20 No. 35516 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>35489

Ever since that magnet train was built a couple of years ago and it became easier to move from Kanto to Johto, Steve's been hearing that weird pokemon were wandering about. He's never seen one until today.

Steve captures it without too much problem, snagging the thing while it's still eating. Huzzah! Steve has a complete team now! Including Grimer, who's a stupid lump. So, what should Steve get up to now?

>>35516
Get to the pokemon center, store Grimer, and get a pokemon that does what you tell it to do.

>>35516

Man don't these people know what happens when creatures spread beyond their natural habitat and into others? It's like Cane toads in Australia!

>>35533
That can shit lightning and spit fire.

>>35536

That should've made them even MORE cautious about mixing pokemon!

>>35516

Lets go kick some trainers asses.

>>35516
Find wild trainers
Kick their asses
Steal their lunch money

We want spike to at least be a charmeleon by the time we hit pewter, and if possible lets get the nidorans enough fights they become Nidorino and Nidorina.

And since we already know some great ways to grind at high speed (the smoke trick, the fire trick) and have a way for Spike to pretty much one hit KO any foe we could reasonably expect to run into in the forest (YE FLASK), we should be able to beat up the entire forest, every single pokemon in it.

GREEN!ifOCf11HXk 2009/08/28(Fri)19:54 No. 35648 ID: 9e9b47
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>>35556

Hell yeah Steve heads off to kick some trainer ass! The first kid he runs into is looking through the bushes with his STUPID NET. "Hey faggot! Wanna battle!" Steve yells, taking a long drink of his whiskey before refocusing his attention.

"No, my name's Johnny!" The kid says eagerly, and pulls out a pokeball. "I'll battle you though! Metapod, go!"

Steve stares at the unmoving green pokemon for a moment. "Uh... what can that thing do?"

"Well, mostly just protect itself from being hit better." The kid concedes after a moment.

"So... there's nothing it can do if Spike here just sets it on fire." Steve is dumbfounded it's hard to beat other pokemon trainers.

"Um, I guess?" The kid looks unhappy.

"Ok, blow it up Spike." Steve says, puffing at his cigar as Spike takes a swig from the flask, and uses the shot to blow out an extra-potent fireball.

Steve walks off, waving casually over his shoulder. "Good battle, now get back home ya little jerkoff."

"Screw you." The kid says as he walks sulkily back towards Viridian.

Hell yeah! Being a pokemon trainer rules! Steve thinks he should've done this years ago!

>Steal their lunch money

Any money Steve wins on official matches will be be put into his bank account. Funds are transferred using ELECTRONIC GOBBLEDEGOOK through use of the POKEDEXES. Steve will have to take his money out of Team Rocket members himself, but Steve doesn't have a problem with this concept.

>>35648
Hrm.

How about we just use Spike's smokescreen and collective efforts to herd a bunch of distressed pokemon at Spike and both nidoran.

The cool thing is we can do this while wandering through the forest looking for more trainers to beat up.

>>35648
HE FORGOT STRING SHOT
THE FOOL

Oh hey, does

'spotted some unusual pokemon for the area in Viridian Forest (mention the sheep), maybe Judy would like to check it out?'

Sound like a legitimate reason to call Amber, and possibly flirt a bit?

Use friendly trainer advice as a segway to flirt with Amber more. Not too much, but enough to put just a bit more positive spin on the image she makes of you today.

GREEN!ifOCf11HXk 2009/08/28(Fri)21:37 No. 35658 ID: 9e9b47
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>>35650

Steve starts getting Charmander to battle trainers as he continues deeper into the forest. He gets the Nidorans to fight a little ways behind. The two seem eager to out battle the other, so for the moment there's no clear winner.

>>35653

Steve decides this may be a decent time to give Amber a call. After all, he just found a pretty unusual pokemon. He uses the pokedex to give Amber a call (Because the pokedexes can totally do that apparently, new feature or something) and there's a few rings before she answers.

"Hello? Steve?" calls Amber's voice. She sounds nervous, but cheerful.

"Hey Amber. I just caught a pokemon normally found around Johto here in Viridian Forest. When you guys come through you may want to be on the lookout."

"Oh, thank you for telling us! You're so considerate! We're staying in Viridian for the night, so we'll probably search the place tomorrow morning."

"Maybe we could... compare pokemon in Pewter City or something?" Steve hazards. "Get something to eat together?

Steve can practically hear the blush in Amber's voice. "I-I'd like that. L-let me give you a calltomorrowbye!" Amber says the last part in a breathless rush, and the pokedex stops the call. Steve replaces his pokedex as Charmander finishes up another Trainer.

GREEN!ifOCf11HXk 2009/08/28(Fri)21:38 No. 35659 ID: 9e9b47
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Hey after that Trainer battle Charmander started acting weird! Like, all glowing and shit! Steve wonders if Charmander is about to explode! Steve readies his bottle to bash it.

GREEN!ifOCf11HXk 2009/08/28(Fri)21:39 No. 35660 ID: 9e9b47
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Just kidding! Steve knows that Charmander was just evolving. He puts his bottle away slowly.

Spike evolved into Charmeleon!

FUCK YES!

>>35660
Right, time to find him some hookers.
How to reconcile this with the date, though...

HIJINKS

>>35662
If the date goes well, we may not need hookers...

>>35665
if it goes well enough, we might need 3+ hookers.

>>35660
First and foremost, give Spike a Brofist, and purposefully make a big deal of congratulating him in front of the Nidoran. Should really get them pumped to catch up.

Oh, and offer to name the nidoran only when they evolve too.

Well, lets keep going.

Hrm, maybe have the sheep(I still can't remember which pokemon that is) and Slowpoke spar? After all, the sheep is resistant to water, whereas Slowpoke is the opposite. Plus, Slowpoke really needs the exercise and training, just in case we need him at Pewter.

Remember, we got a chance to impress a girl with big tits, and the better the pokemon we have when we get there, the more impressive we look.

GREEN!ifOCf11HXk 2009/08/28(Fri)23:43 No. 35677 ID: 9e9b47
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>>35671

Hell yeah! Steve gives Spike a pound. He's pretty proud of himself as he congratulates the new Charmeleon, his two new Nidoran watching quietly from the sideline. When Steve observes them sparring again, both pokemon look determined to be the first to evolve. Steve leaves them to it.

>>35662
>>35666

Steve doesn't really know how to get hookers. He also doesn't know if Spike would be weirded out by a human female. Of course, Steve's down for a hooker if one can be found.

>>35665

That's right, there might not even be a need for masturbation! Steve's got a date with Amber tomorrow, hopeflly! Steve doesn't know... well, anything at all about Amber, but he's willing to learn. Steve heads off towards Pewter City. He's getting pretty tired, and figures he'll probably continue training more after some sleep. He'd like to see that new stupid-looking thing in battle after all.

Isn't your pokedex supposed to tell you the names of these things when you find them? I sort of assumed the things were psychic computers or something. Anyway, MY psychic computer tells me sheep pokeman are called mareeps, and they create static electricity when you rub them against carpets or something.

>>35677
Well, you DO still have that thermos of coffee.

And this forest still probably has shit to beat up in it, wild or otherwise.

Why not use the coffee (both for yourself, and when your pokemon get too fatigued to fight effectively), and continue fighting everything you see in the forest while you finish travelling through it.

You will get to Pewter only a few hours later than you would have if you had traveled there without delay, and you will have more battle savvy pokemon as a result of the extra time, as well as more money from those stupid bug trainer pokemon. I mean, Metapods? Seriously?

OH WAIT. Other than Slowpoke, we don't have any pokemon with moves effective against Rock.

Hrm. Lets give Slowpoke a hefty dose of coffee, both to find out what it does for such a lazy creature, and to get Slowpoke more energized, so we can get him used to using watergun in a match situation.

>>35693
Hey yeah, what's your POKÉDEX say about the FREAKY SHEEP THING?

If it says nothing, then there is only one obvious answer.

IT'S A NEW SPECIES! Run to Professor Oak raving about how you discovered a totally new species of Pokémon and how he needs to give you, like, a fuckton of money if he wants to perform experiments on it.

>slowpoke + coffee

That sounds like SCIENCE! It involves large doses of powerful stimulants and mildly addictive chemicals on a small creature with an unfamiliar physiology. It is an irresponsible and unethical abuse of authority with only a hint of a theory and unpredictable results. With a live test subject. the best KIND of SCIENCE!

Do it! For SCIENCE!

>>35793
I know, right?

And if it works well enough, we can call Slowpoke Jitters.

GREEN!ifOCf11HXk 2009/08/29(Sat)12:33 No. 35804 ID: 9e9b47
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>>35693
>>35731

Steve's PSYCHIC COMPUTER seems to already know about the stupid-looking creature already. Steve just doesn't check in his pokedex as often as he should, probably. It's called a Mareep. "If static electricity builds in its body, its fleece doubles in volume. Touching it will shock you." Steve reads from the pokedex. God damned useless info. It knows Thundershock, tackle, growl and thunder wave.

>>35723
>>35793

Steve remembers his thermos of coffee! Downing half of it, he feels a lot more perked and energetic, at least for the time being. Getting a great idea Steve brings out Slowpoke, and "gives" the pokemon a nice big helping!

Success! Slowpoke is practically twitching he's so ready to go! Steve and slowpoke head off to look for more trainers as Steve returns Spike for the time being.

>>35804
perfect. let's go take care of that rock gym.

GREEN!ifOCf11HXk 2009/08/29(Sat)13:13 No. 35826 ID: 9e9b47
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>>35811

After only a little while of training, Slowpoke goes from being awake and alert to slow and dull. No matter how much yelling and threats Steve hurls at the pokemon, it won't get back up. With a sigh, Steve gets the idea he might be done as he reaches the forest's edge. He's still pretty awake, but it's really late, and it looks like he's near Pewter City.

Anything Steve should do before finding a place to sleep for the night? The Pokemon Center will let trainers sleep on the couches found in their lobby, so Steve doesn't have to pay for a room.

>>35826
Well, we could ask at the Pokecenter if they saw Cory, and what pokemon he had (nice to get to know a rival better)

I see no reason to not just save our money and sleep in the pokecenter while everyone gets patched up, but lets get some more coffee for the next day so that we can re-energize Slowpoke when it is Gym battle time.

And in the Pokemon center, lets give our pokes a little speech about resting up, tomorrow we get to challenge talented trainers (imply to the Nidoran that if they try hard enough tomorrow, they might get a little closer to catching Spike)

When spending the night at the pokecenter, ask them to wake you relatively early (and have a solid whiskey nightcap outside the building to help with early rising), so that we can head towards the entrance to Viridian Forest and engage in training for Spike, the Nidoran and Mareep until Amber and Judy show up (thus further improving Amber and Judy's opinions of our sincerity as a trainer) That way we can also spend time chatting while we all head to the pokecenter to get our pokemon restored, and then also head to the gym together. More time to hit on Amber and act mature in front of Judy so she isn't such a little ass to us.


Also, how do the names Killer Queen for the female nidoran and Purple Haze for the male sound?

>>35826
... that sign's existence is a cardinal sin.

Burn it to the ground.

Not the sign. The whole city.

It must burn.

>>35850
I concur.
It is an offense against wit.
At least deface it on the way out.

>>35835
>Killer Queen for the female nidoran and Purple Haze for the male

Only if we get a machoke and name it Crazy Diamond.

>>35857
I can completely get behind that.

Chapter 1 End GREEN!ifOCf11HXk 2009/08/29(Sat)23:29 No. 36104 ID: 9e9b47
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>>35850
>>35853

Steve lets Charmeleon out of his pokeball and lets him lose on the sign. Ah, Pewter City! Steve's gonna ask around at the Pokemon Center in the morning for Cory but for now he's exhausted. A little nightcap down the road assures good dreams as Steve concludes the first day of his Pokemon Journey.

Suggestion 2009/08/30(Sun)21:27 No. 36312 ID: bde1b8
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>>36104
You know what you need, Steve? You need THESE kinds of pokemon.

Chapter 2 GREEN!ifOCf11HXk 2009/09/01(Tue)22:50 No. 37164 ID: 9e9b47
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>>36312

Steve has some wonderful dreams that night, drunkenly sprawled out on a PokeCenter couch. He begins to slowly wake up in the morning light, wondering how long he was out for. Laying his head back, Steve takes a moment to rest his eyes in the face of this pounding headache.

>>37164
See how your pokemon are holding up. They trained a fair bit yesterday.

>>37164
>headache

Acquire PEPPER
Acquire EGG
Acquire HAIR OF THE DOG THAT BIT YA
Make HANGOVER CURE.

>>37164

Okay. Move to the bathroom. Brush teeth-you didn't bring your toothbrush? Fuck. Uh, well, get a drink of water and stuff. Remember you should get cleaned up.

GREEN!ifOCf11HXk 2009/09/01(Tue)23:43 No. 37191 ID: 9e9b47
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>>37173

Steve heads right for the bathroom. First for a quick flushing of the ol' pipes and then off to brush the teeth! Of course Steve brought his toothbrush! Have you ever NOT brushed your teeth the day after drinking copiously? Steve is surprisingly on top of dental health.

>>37166

Oh right, the pokemon. Steve's memory of yesterday is a bit fuzzy. Looks like they're coming along fine. Spike and Slowpoke and the male and female thingy and the stupid looking thing and so on. Yup, all looking good.

>>37169

A quick nip of the whiskey right now will have to do. Steve'll have to stop by a pokemon market for anything else. What should Steve do now?

>>37191
go to the gym
beat leader
get shinies

Why not take a peek inside the gym, and then decide whether you should beat the leader now or wait for Amber and Judy to arrive and beat the leader then to further impress Amber and her glorious breasts?

GREEN 2009/09/02(Wed)07:23 No. 37252 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>37211
>>37218

Steve gets the urge to go and check out the Gym as long as he's up at the crack of noon. It looks like Amber hasn't called yet, so there's still time to do stuff Steve figures.

There's a bit of food laid out on the table, and so Steve gets a jelly doughnut while he heads out the door. In his absentminded amble through the town to get to the Gym, Steve steps down an alleyway, and gets about halfway down when a voice calls down to him.

"H-hey kid. Y-you the guy that c-captured that Team Rocket m-member?"

Steve looks up to see a black robed figure, sporting a strange red mask over its face. Steve points a finger to it. "So what if I did?"

"I s-see. My name is Z-Zealot. I'm a General in the new Team R-Rocket. I think we should t-talk."

>>37252
Well, find out what the hell he wants

>>37252
Ahaha, he's stuttering.

Take a swig of whiskey, release Charmeleon preemptively, and ask him what he wants. If he reaches for his balls, roast him.

GREEN 2009/09/02(Wed)09:15 No. 37273 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>37257
>>37255

Steve lets out Charmeleon, but the guy's on top of a roof. He couldn't immediately toast him if he wanted to. Zealot doesn't seem concerned, and lazily draws out a pokeball as Steve takes a swig from the bottle. "Well? Talk then."

"I s-saw you yesterday. You were quite the r-rude boy. It's amazing that w-we're the ones wanted by the law and yet y-you manage to cause so much death and m-misery."

"Fuck you! I don't care what you think!" Steve yells, getting annoyed at this fruit.

Zealot doesn't seem to notice, and rolls the pokeball in his gloved hand as he speaks further "I also s-saw those girls you spoke with. C-creamy skin. That one with the g-glasses is nice and perky isn't she? I w-want to lick all up and down those pretty t-thighs. Her sister is young but f-feisty. Of c-course that would only sweeten the p-pot. Sisters..." the Rocket dissolves into giggles.

Um... Steve's a bit weirded out. He kind of doesn't know what to say. Zealot is keeping his eyes fixed directly on Steve, as if drinking in the discomfort.

>>37273
...
beat the crap out of him.

Oh, and release, like, all your Pokémon. No need to play by the rules, especially not for someone this creepy.

Damnit, why don't we have something that can fly yet? We could totally have dive-bombed his ass.

>>37276
Don't let him challenge you to a proper battle because he's too busy getting pummeled, problem solved. Can you manage to release any pokémon directly onto the roof with him?

See if you can't get your pokemon to steal his balls.

>>37273

We need to get him off the roof.

'Look, maybe if your organization didn't follow the same rules that led to its destruction before, I would have joined instead of doing what I did. But come on, who would trade a fire pokemon capable of becoming a powerful Charizard, as well as all their other pokemon, for a Zubat? It just doesn't make sense.

Look, I'm sorry that your guy ended up where he did (mentally: NO YOU AREN'T), but I am fairly attached to my critters. If you want to talk about what happened, could you at get off that building? My neck is very stiff from sleeping at an odd angle, and I would prefer to not have to look upwards so.'

Do not attack him before he comes off the roof. None of your pokemon have and long range abilities yet, and his pokeball looks fairly choice, so he could well have a bruiser inside of it. So you need him on ground level so that when you abruptly release all your pokemon, have them attack him and try to brain him with the whisker bottle.

Alternatively, find some way to idle closer to him, and then dump your whisker all over him, call out charmander and have him light the fucker up.

GREEN!!x2ZmLjZmyu 2009/09/02(Wed)13:23 No. 37349 ID: 2cbe3e
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>>37276
>>37278
>>37285
>>37288

Steve decides to try getting this guy talking while he reaches around for another pokeball. He's watching Steve very intently. "Look, maybe if your organization didn't follow the same rules that led to its destruction before, I would have joined instead of doing what I did. But come on, who would trade a fire pokemon capable of becoming a powerful Charizard, as well as all their other pokemon, for a Zubat? It just doesn't make sense.I'm sorry that your guy ended up where he did, but I'm fairly attached to my critters. If you want to talk about what happened, could you at get off that building? My neck is very stiff from sleeping at an odd angle, and I would prefer to not have to look upwa-"

Zealot moves almost too fast to see. Steve is shocked to see a quivering knife planted directly into Slowpoke's pokeball. Steve tries to press the button a few times, but nothing doing. Zealot puts his hands back in his robe and looks down at Steve. Steve gets the impression the man is smiling. "N-no, that'd be cheating, S-Steve. Remember, it's one P-Pokemon per battle at a time, right? Plus I'm not here to b-battle you just yet. I never said I d-dislike you. In fact you're quite f-fascinating. I ask this n-next question not out of spite but out of g-genuine curiosity. Are you slow or something? M-most kids leave at 11, and you're much older than that. So t-tell me, what drives you? Tell me or I'll t-take it out on your little f-friend with the beautiful long b-blonde hair... I'll bet her p-panties smell like a s-spring day... I wonder what she t-tastes like..."

>>37349
Freakin' ninja Rockets cockblocking us.

Tell him that you got a late start becuase you're just that /awesome/. Everyone /else/ needed a head start because otherwise they'd have no chance in hell.

That's just how awesome you are. Sporting, too.

And you have impeccably classy taste in t-shirts.