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292713 No. 292713 ID: f157b7

You are SLINKOBOY. You are enjoying a rousing game of ALPHA CENTAURI on your COMPY 486.

>_
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No. 292718 ID: 2563d4

>>292713
REVOKE THE UN CHARTER
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No. 292719 ID: 07416a

Nuke Miriam. Fucking bitch.
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No. 292721 ID: 221021

Put your hand in warm water! Now!
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No. 292728 ID: 8e18cd

Call out for Sweet Miss Dilia
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No. 292729 ID: 8c73c8

play Zakharov. out tech everyone and win with your Superior weapons.
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No. 292733 ID: f16b80

>>292728
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No. 292739 ID: 4e6eaf

>>292721
do this before your wrist falls off from venji overdose
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No. 292740 ID: 2563d4

>>292728
Careful, now. We don't want him to become "preoccupied" in a PG-rated quest.
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No. 292747 ID: 28e94e

>>292713
Tamper with the game files, crush your enemies with your new godmode weapons

I've never actually gotten a chance to play Alpha Centauri so forgive me if I make a lot of mistakes
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No. 292750 ID: a41aaf

Pact everyone, race to Doctrine:Air Power.
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No. 292757 ID: f157b7
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292757

>>292718
>>292719
You do so. Suddenly, and for NO RAISIN, you lose.

>>292721
>>292739
You get a bowl of hot water, but not remembering which hand needed it, you just leave it on the table.

>>292728
>>292733
So instead you call out for your sweet Miss Dilia.

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No. 292758 ID: f157b7
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292758

She appears from the other room. You are like 10% certain she is not a cow.

"What are you yelling for, Slinkoboy?"
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No. 292762 ID: 8e18cd

>>292758

Ask her for a glass of fresh milk
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No. 292763 ID: 3416ec

Tell her that your computer sucks and that you need a better one.

>~
>show me the money
>ENTER

Give her your newly acquired wealth to go get the new computer.
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No. 292768 ID: 647c47

Nice, i was waiting for this quest for a long long time!
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No. 292771 ID: 4e6eaf

>>292758
ask her why she's so dammed flat
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No. 292800 ID: f157b7
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292800

>>292762
That is perverted and she totally wouldn't do that!

>>292771
She isn't!
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292802

>>292763
There is no way that would wo-

>CHEAT ACTIVATED
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No. 292804 ID: 3416ec

>>292802

HELL YES!

>~
>spawn_venji_20
>ENTER
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No. 292808 ID: 4e6eaf

>>292802
now try "Juggydancesquad"
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No. 292813 ID: 8092e6
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292813

>"@[=g3,8d]&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"
>delete
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No. 292862 ID: f157b7
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292862

>>292804
OH NOOOOOOOOO

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No. 292863 ID: f157b7
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292863

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No. 292864 ID: f157b7
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292864

Now what do we do?!

>>292813
Oh jeez!
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No. 292866 ID: f157b7
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292866

THE END

HUGS: 0/1000
HOT HANDS: 0/1
UPDATES: NEVER
TOZOLS: TOO MANY

Cutscene END
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No. 292877 ID: 4ec003

So... bad end?
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No. 292878 ID: 8c73c8

wait... i'm pretty sure you summoned penji, not venji.
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