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292597 No. 292597 ID: 3416ec

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No. 292622 ID: 3416ec
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292622

>>292614

You DO NOT pick up FLOWERS because FLOWERS are for GIRLS and for INTERIOR DESIGNERS.

You PICK UP TWO SHINEYS.

You ADVANCE to the RIGHT. You see a HELMETED DERP GUARDING a CASTLE. Strange, considering you've NEVER SEEN a CASTLE built in the GRASSLANDS BEFORE.
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No. 292624 ID: e02378

so you DON'T want to get a kicking awesome bouquet for your girlfriend made from the flowers found on your mission to rescue her? fine~

anyway looks like this guy can't be just jumped on with that spear in the way. get close then throw mustache comb in his face to distract him then jump on him.
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No. 292645 ID: 1854db

>>292622
Say hello to the DERP. Ask who the castle belongs to.
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No. 292647 ID: 3416ec
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292647

>>292645
"DERP! This CASTLE belongs to the GREAT and MIGHTY ATTORNEY DOG! DERP!"

>>292624
RESCUING PRINCESS GIRLFRIEND from whatever END BOSS has KIDNAPPED HER will probably be WAY BETTER than any SISSY GIRL BOUQUET you could OFFER.

ANYWAYS. You throw the MUSTACHE COMB at the HELMETED DERP. It has STUNNED him.
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No. 292649 ID: 3416ec
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292649

You then proceed to STOMP THE EVERLOVING SHIT out of the HELMETED DERP. It DIES with a loud "DERP!"

It DROPS THREE SHINEYS.
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No. 292652 ID: e02378

awesome. grab shiney and let's see about clearing this castle off the beautiful grassland grass.
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No. 292653 ID: 1854db

Get shiny, helmet, and spear. Drop wet noodle. Equip new stuff.
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No. 292665 ID: 3416ec
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292665

>>292652
You pick up the THREE SHINEYS and proceed to the CASTLE ENTRANCE, which is STRANGELY WIDE OPEN. This BOSS must be pretty LAX about SECURITY.

>>292653
You CANNOT pick up the HELMETED DERP'S WEAPONS because they are PERMANENTLY ATTACHED to the HELMETED DERP and thusly DISAPPEAR when they DIE. Also, you want to HANG ON to the WET NOODLE because it FEELS like it will be VERY USEFUL later on.
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No. 292666 ID: cc04a7

JMUP EVERYWEHRE TO FIND HIDEN BLOKS
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No. 292667 ID: e02378

walk in like you own the place.
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No. 292669 ID: 07416a

>>292665
GO BACK AND RETRIEVE YOUR MUSTACHE COMB! MUSTACHES ARE GOING UNCOMBED AS WE SPEAK!
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No. 292670 ID: 1854db

Slap the top of the arch as you go in.
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No. 292689 ID: 3416ec
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292689

>>292666
This is only the FIRST WORLD. There are probably HIDDEN ITEM BLOCKS on OTHER WORLDS.

>>292670
You SLAP the ARCH on your way in. FEELS GOOD, MAN.

>>292669
Unfortunately, you already USED your MUSTACHE COMB on the HELMETED DERP. It is GONE FOREVER. You shed ONE MANLY TEAR in memorandum.

>>292667
You STRUT IN like you OWN THE PLACE. Upon entering, you see the WORLD BOSS, the GREAT and MIGHTY ATTORNEY DOG. He looks FAIRLY DISGRUNTLED, possibly CONSTIPATED. You can never TELL with these LAWYERS.
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No. 292690 ID: 07416a

>>292689
Mock him in his own language. Drop your pants and buttscooch like you own the place.
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No. 292700 ID: 1854db

Ask him where your girlfriend is.
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No. 292706 ID: 3416ec
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292706

>>292700
"ATTORNEY DOG! Where is PRINCESS GIRLFRIEND?!"

"GWAR HAR HAR! PRINCESS GIRLFRIEND is being HELD by DOCTOR TORI in his FORTRESS CASTLE!"

DOCTOR TORI! I should have KNOWN! Only HE is SMART enough to OPERATE a FAX MACHINE!

>>292690
That is GROSS and DISGUSTING and you suffer from RUG-BURN ALLERGIES so that WILL NOT WORK.
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No. 292707 ID: 1854db

Politely ask for directions.
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No. 292708 ID: 8c73c8

use the chubacca defense!
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No. 292711 ID: 3416ec
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292711

>>292707
"Oh, okay. Could you PLEASE tell me where DOCTOR TORI'S FORTRESS CASTLE is?"

"How about I SLAP YOUR SHIT?!"

Well THAT worked out WELL.

>>292708
WHAT the HELL is a CHUBACCA??
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No. 292712 ID: 8c73c8

i mean Chewbacca. just start talking about Chewbacca is a wookie but lives on endor with ewoks. just keep talking until his head explodes.
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No. 292715 ID: 1854db

>>292711
HOW ABOUT I JUMP YOUR SHIT?!

Do so.
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No. 292716 ID: cc04a7

Mention something slightly erroneous and then watch as the canine attorney goes out of his way to look up all aspects of that subject in order to prove you wrong. By the time he's ready for his rebuttal, you'll be long gone.
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No. 292765 ID: 3416ec
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292765

>>292712
>>292716
"Uh... Endor lives on Chewbacca... no, wait... Wookies live on Endor, and Chewbacca... um... Ewoks don't live on Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca... uh... uh..."

ATTORNEY DOG gets tired of your PRATTLING and SLAPS YOUR SHIT.

"BARF!"

>You dead, bro!
>LIVES -1
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No. 292769 ID: 8c73c8

damn. okay speed run past all the other enemies and get back to here.

then time it just right to jump and land on his huge head.
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No. 292770 ID: 3416ec
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292770

>>292769
LUCKILY, the CHECKPOINT was right as you ENTERED the BOSS CHAMBER.

You are back to FACING DOWN ATTORNEY DOG.
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No. 292772 ID: 8c73c8

up up down down left right left right B A
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No. 292774 ID: 221021

Point behind him, looking surprised, and say "Oh my GOD! SOMEBODY just got SLINKOMAN to draw PORN!" That will distract him.
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No. 292775 ID: 3416ec
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292775

>>292772
>You have gained THIRTY EXTRA LIVES.
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No. 292776 ID: 8c73c8

bounce on his head repeatedly
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No. 292778 ID: 66e2c1

>>292775
JUMP OVER HIM AND GET THE AXE
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No. 292780 ID: 1854db

>>292776
Do that.
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No. 292783 ID: 3416ec
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292783

>>292774

"HOLY CRAP! SOMEBODY just got SLINKOMAN to draw PORN!"

"WHOA, really? I want to SEE!"

ATTORNEY DOG has TURNED AROUND, exposing his GIANT GLOWING WEAK POINT.

>>292778
There are NO AXES in this BOSS FIGHT. Do not AXE again.

Do you SEE what we JUST DID THERE.
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No. 292785 ID: 8c73c8

vigorously apply noodle to weakspot!
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No. 292793 ID: 3416ec
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292793

>>292785
You VIGOROUSLY apply the WET NOODLE to the GIANT GLOWING WEAK SPOT for MASSIVE DAMAGE.
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No. 292812 ID: 3416ec
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292812

"NOOOOO! My GLUTEN ALLERGIES! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!"

ATTORNEY DOG has been DEFEATED! He has dropped TWO LARGE SHINEYS, which are worth FIVE SHINEYS.

He has ALSO dropped a POTATO GUN, a STAPLE WEAPON used back in JUMPING GUY(R) for the PRETENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM(R).
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No. 292820 ID: 1854db

AWESOME

Grab everything and go right.
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No. 292829 ID: cc04a7

VIKTORY DANCES
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No. 292830 ID: 8c73c8

grab stuff and do a victory pose.
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No. 292836 ID: 3416ec
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292836

>>292829
>>292830
There is NO TIME for VICTORY POSES, because EVERY MINUTE that PRINCESS GIRLFRIEND is not UN-KIDNAPPED is a MINUTE that you can't SPEND looking at her SWEET SWEET GAZONGAS.

You do ACQUIRE the POTATO GUN and the TWO LARGE SHINEYS.

CONVENIENTLY to the right is a ROCKET CAR that will TRANSPORT you to WORLD 2, the ICEWORLD. Since this is a LINEAR VIDEO GAME, it stands to GOOD REASON that the FORTRESS CASTLE is in WORLD 5.
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No. 292837 ID: cc04a7

Graft potato gun onto your arm to become JUMP MAN
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No. 292838 ID: 6b2b68

>>292836
Shouldn't fortress world be world 8?
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No. 292839 ID: 1854db

Oh great an ice world.

Hop in. See if you can find the turboboost button...
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No. 292840 ID: 6b2b68

>>292836
Also open your mouth and don a red cape while holding the potato gun.
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No. 292846 ID: 6a5a08

The rocket is clearly a trap.
Get ye to walking.
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No. 292858 ID: 3416ec
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292858

>>292846
ROCKET CARS are ALWAYS SAFE, since the BOSSES themselves use them to TRAVEL to OTHER WORLDS.

>>292837
That's SILLY, you can just HOLD the GUN like a NORMAL PERSON and not some SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT.

>>292840
You are in no way a MASOCHIST like the GUY from I WANT TO BE THE GUY. Seriously, that GUY needs THERAPY.

>>292838
There were 8 WORLDS originally, but the DEVELOPERS had to CUT some CONTENT in order to MEET UNREASONABLE DEADLINES set by the ASSHOLE PUBLISHER.

>>292839
HERE we GO! Staring up those ROCKET ENGINES!
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No. 292860 ID: 1854db

...quickly scribble a 5 over the 2.
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No. 292870 ID: 3416ec
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292870

>>292860
NICE TRY, but the ROCKET CAR is still set to the ICEWORLD.

*BOOM!* You ROCKET out of the CASTLE with your TRADEMARK THUMBS-UP FLAG raised o'er the RAMPARTS.

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE CLEARED WORLD 1!
ENEMIES DEFEATED: 2/2
BOSSES DEFEATED: 1/1
SHINEYS OBTAINED: 15/15
RANK: ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS
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No. 292872 ID: cc04a7

Quit while you're ahead
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No. 292874 ID: 8c73c8

what? no. keep going and save the girl.
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No. 292894 ID: 3416ec
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292894

NOPE, you SAVE your GAME and QUIT, because you have to get back to UPDATING JUNE QUEST.

Perhaps we will REVISIT this VIDEO GAME some OTHER TIME.

PERHAPS!
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