>>287457
Hey Indigo. Press the Nurse call button next to you. Ask how long you've been out, and when you can be released. Also, ask if you can call Steele, thank him.
>btw, guys, it's obvious now she has some real reality issues. Can't tell what yet, but let's assume she's got at the least short term memory loss and ADHD.

>>287457
Check your head for stitching. Don't pull on it, just feel for blood and such.

@update Indigo 2011/03/11(Fri)08:39 No. 287646 ID: f7aa74
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I must be all jacked up on morphine or something, because i can hear you guys as plain as day...

>btw, guys, it's obvious now she has some real reality issues.

wow, guys... rude much?
I understand you guys care, but i really have to grab those groceries.

>you will get him rest. sleep, after the doc clears you, you can buy all the ritalyn you want to give him

now you, sir, are funny... why would i share my happy time with the landlord's son?

>something with swords or a stuffed animal.

this, i will get steele this, not my ritlin

now shoo, go bother steele or something, i need to concentrate on finding my clothes

>>287646
brain damage is a go!

>>287646
Use the hospital's concierge service. Problem solved.

Bother steele? Okay!

>>287646
Really, why are you so overdose? Addiction is a bad thing! Smoke pot for happy time like a normal person.

yeah, while it may let steele be all heroic if you light something on fire and he doesn't bail your ass out then you will be turned into charcoal. at least bang him before that happens so you don't die and become officially forever alone.

>>287646
But we don't want to bother Steele. You're so much more fun. And together we can come with something really wicked to give him. Something that will make sure he remembers you forever.

@update Indigo 2011/03/13(Sun)10:42 No. 288083 ID: d1249b
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>Really, why are you so overdose? Addiction is a bad thing! Smoke pot for happy time like a normal person.

i don't smoke, i hate smoke, gives me headaches and makes everything smell funny

>yeah, while it may let steele be all heroic if you light something on fire and he doesn't bail your ass out then you will be turned into charcoal. at least bang him before that happens so you don't die and become officially forever alone.

... you i will hate with more passion than i can muster

>But we don't want to bother Steele. You're so much more fun. And together we can come with something really wicked to give him. Something that will make sure he remembers you forever.

um... thx, i guess... what do you suggest? we better hurry, the gift shop closes in an hour.

well first we need to know more about steele.

what does he likes? does he complains of something in particular? is he a ninja?

you don't hate me, you fear what i say is the truth.

>>288083
Hard to say without seeing what kinds of stuff you can buy in the gift shop. But maybe some flowers or a teddy that we can improve upon.

@update Indigo 2011/03/15(Tue)11:23 No. 288485 ID: f7aa74
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welp, alright... stopped at the the gift shop and grabbed some things... i also 'found' this familiar knife from somewhere...

>It'd need to be something cool, like... Like, something with swords or a stuffed animal.

yep, so i got a grommel-kin... i think it's cute...

> is he a ninja?

this made me laugh alittle, no, but i think he likes ninjas, so i grabbed some black cloth

>teddy that we can improve upon.

that's a good idea, i also grabbed some other stuff that i saw there... so this is what i got

-grommel-kin stuffed krobin
-psycho yellow jack pin
-'familiar' sharp object
-and a black cloth

any ideas how to dress this thing?

>>288485
Wrap the cloth around the head, use the pin to keep it in place. Cut open the stomach and leave some stuffing hanging out. Either leave the knife in there or put it in the hand of the krobin. That should be a gift he will never forget.

>>288488
Leave the eyes visible, like a ninja

>>288488
no, don't cut it open. stick the "giant sword" to his back. Maybe wrap it in some gauze first, make it like that Ichigo dude from the cartoon does.

>>288499
oh yeah, perfect. he will be a warrior with a giant sword.

>>288499
But that's not as memorable.

just make sure to dull the knife first by putting it in a microwave for 5min.

wat, metal on the microwave? does that even work?

put it in the oven.

>>288585
>>288630
okay guys, that's enough. stop telling her to do dumbtarded things.

>>288585
>>288630
yeah no don't do this.

@update Indigo 2011/03/17(Thu)08:30 No. 288918 ID: f7aa74
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welp, even though i was tempted to stick the knife in the microwave,
i decided against that... but ta daaah!!

it's an executioner krobin,
i should name the little fella!!
>_

>>288918
Nah, he doesn't need a name. Much more mysterious that way, a title might be good though. How about The Executioner?

Anyway, he's a perfect gift.

Deddy Roughin.

Executioner Krobin

you know it to be true =3

also is that knife still sharp? you may need to blunt it anyway. maybe grinding it against a stone?

that thing is awesome. perfection in doll form.

>>288960
Use your skull as the stone.

>>289047
ye-NO!

bad voice!

we should use the irons on the beds. make sure to leave a note to the nurse apologising for the mess.

preferably written in ketchup on the bedsheets.

yeah, you already got in trouble once for having a knife interact with your skull. let's not do that again.

@update Indigo 2011/03/18(Fri)08:14 No. 289141 ID: f7aa74
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after dulling the knife on the metal railings they become jagged and brittle...

well i put them on the counter and left a tasteful message apologizing for the mistreatment of medical property...

turns out ketchup is a messy utensil to write with, maybe i should get outta here before i get in trouble

but where?
>_

>>289141
The Nurse's station.
Remember, you put a Hawt Lesbian Magical Catgirl Nurse on your list, and we might as well get her now instead of having to come back here later.

>>289141
Home of course. Nothing here left for you. And there is still grocery shopping to be done. And booze to get.

>>289142
yeah. at least the nurse on station could tell you where to find one if it isn't there.

@update Indigo 2011/03/21(Mon)16:06 No. 289869 ID: f7aa74
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please guys, i don't want one used, i'll go buy one.

and i already know where to get one, from an anthro-pet store.

[holy shit, srsly? i changed the name and everything and it still wouldn't take the pic if it was the same formate, that kinda pisses me off]

[it's a thing with image boards. it does not like posting of identical pics. you could of also changed one pixel and it would of worked. as in add a black dot to the corner or something.]

wait, a place like that actually exists? awesome.

>>289869
Sounds like it's time to hit the stores then and get the shopping done.

You got a car, kid? Or a rickshaw? Or a bicycle? Or something?

@update Indigo 2011/03/22(Tue)08:21 No. 290065 ID: f7aa74
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Of course, all girls gotta have a kewl car when they reach adult-hood... it's mandatory

as you can see my car is kick-ass... and still at home... yep, just being useless over there

you live 2 blocks from the hospital? thats nice.

so on what floor are you? 1st? second?

>>290065
Better go get it then so we can do the shopping.

check yourself out of the hospital.

@update Indigo 2011/03/23(Wed)14:06 No. 290377 ID: f7aa74
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well, i'd like to go check myself out, but i can't seem to get my shirt to fit over my IV...

plus, i'm on the third floor and i don't feel like showing my belly to anyone by waltzing around like this.

>>290377

Woah where were you hiding those?

hmmmm... well since you are walking around and are rather active i think the IV is safe to take out now. just be ready to put it back in if you start feeling woozy.

well I guess you'll have to take out the IV then

Ask a doctor first...

scale down the hospital wall

>>290379

Zero outline detail. they were there you just didn't see them.

>>290377
Cut off a sleeve and the side with the IV. Get some pins or something to hold the side you cut open closed.

>>290377
Push the nurse call button and have them take it out.

@update Indigo 2011/03/24(Thu)10:58 No. 290514 ID: f7aa74
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welp, i pressed the call nurse button and one's on its way... so i guess i'll just sit here and wait...

wonder what steele is up to..
>check on steele y/n ?
>_

>>290514
y

why not?

y

>>290514
Yeah sure.

y

wait, you mean change camera to steele?

this means leaving you as is.

it is not enought shenanigans

i demmand you to take a stroll on the hospital. there problaby is a lunch room where you can snatch some food nearby.

@update Steele 2011/03/26(Sat)08:46 No. 290929 ID: f7aa74
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>meanwhile, at a tenants house

*splotch*
YOU KNOW, I WOULD'NT BE BOTHERING YOU IF YOU ONLY PAID YOUR RENT

[tenants voice] hoo hoo hoo, this house is completely empty, so no one has to pay

YOUR HIDING IN A GODDAMN BOX

[tenant] your seeing things... just pretend i'm a figment of your imagination and go away

*splotch*

motherfucker, if you hit me with this mop again, i'll do more then just evict you

[tenant] HA HA, TRY AS YOU MAY, YOU CAN'T PENETRATE THE ALMIGHTY BOX FORT!!!

DESTROY HIS FORT!

Preform a rectal enema upon the tenant with the broom.

Perform a rectal gorging anima upon the tenant with the broom.

Alternatively, grab the broom and smash the fort.

>>290929
Almost makes you wish for the crazy with the knife sticking out of her head, huh?

get a hose.

reenact tsunami on japan.

If you can't penetrate his fort, PENETRATE HIS ASS.

>>290929
Light his fort on fire!

Guyz, we can't be causing fire or water damage to the house. Steele! Huff, puff, and blow his fort down!

smash that box fort!

@update steele 2011/03/28(Mon)08:46 No. 291491 ID: f7aa74
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>DESTROY HIS FORT!
>grab the broom and smash the fort
>smash that box fort!

BOX FORT DESTRUCTION

>>291491
Good, now demand payment from him. If he pays up then wish him a good day.

yes it is time to receive your rent

indeed. demand rent. if payment is received then leave. if not then he shall be booted.

>>291491
Remember: Organs are worth money. If he has no rent harvest kidneys. You are some sort of yakuza dude with access to the black market, right?

If he ain't got the money, I say we don't make him sell organs or take out loans. Let's just make him ear it, as our minion/slave/bitchboy/Ramirez.

>>291517
Sounds like an acceptable way to get your monies worth.

@update Steele 2011/03/29(Tue)08:21 No. 291657 ID: f7aa74
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alrighty, time to collect
...

dammit, he'w knocked out, now what?

>_

>>291657
Raid his pockets for a wallet or a wad of cash. If he doesn't have that then break into his apartment and take whatever seems valuable enough to cover rent.

>>291657
Kidneys.

yeah. it's only fair. take any money he has on him up to rent amount. if not enough cash then take a credit card or something.

get some ice cubes

slip them behind his pants

>>291659
>>291668
Take his kidneys AND wallet. Win-win situation right there.
(Two wins for you. None for him.)

leave kidneys, take wallet

Take his head.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

@update Steele 2011/03/30(Wed)13:57 No. 291896 ID: f7aa74
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well crap, guys, there's only 20 bucks here...

AND I AIN'T NO SURGEON, don't wanna touch no kidneys, its gross

any input guys?
>_

huh, give him an eviction notice. get his shit together and leave or pay up.

>>291896
Break into his apartment and confisacate his shit to pay for rent.

Don't you have the keys to his apartment? Just go in and look around.

No! Be nice to this man, and ask him why he doesn't have any money. Give him some economic aid and make a true friend out of him, and eventually lead into a heartwarming story about the true value of friendship and why money isn't everything.

:3c

>>291896
...Liver?

>>291966
Then sell him into gay prostitution and tell him to get more practice pretending he's not there.

@update Steele 2011/03/31(Thu)08:28 No. 292149 ID: f7aa74
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well... the only thing i can see from here is a nasty couch...

hmmm, wonder how much livers are on the black market

NOOOO, i ain't touchin no goddamn body parts, what am i thinking

welp, anything else before i kick this schmuck out?
>_

>>292149
Cut open nasty couch in search of drug money.

do this >>291672

then hold his couch hostage until he pays

@Jesus, just end already Indigo 2011/04/02(Sat)08:37 No. 293117 ID: f7aa74
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oh my god, this was supposed to be a shortquest, hence the name

now the monotony has gotten to it, so i'mma just end this now

alright, groceries have been gotten and jack ass has been evicted

THE END
now its smiles time at the bar, later

But... but... the gift! We didn't give him the gift!

>>293227
The file name is "the chapter end."

We'll probably get a continuation of this epic shortsaga eventually.

can i get this thing archived?
pretty please with a snozzberry cherry on top?
that'd be swell... like super and the lieks, yeah

>>295242
Use the report function (check the little box next to the first post, then press 'report' at the bottom-right of the page with the reason "please archive" or similar) to ask a mod to archive a thread.