She won't give you the key, eh? Use Ragnarok.

"because killing someone simply because they find you beautiful is a little extreme."

Good to be back. Umm... how obvious of a pass are we talkking here? You might be able to argue that were were simply being Very Friendly, and you Did Not Know Any Better and certainly had no Intent To Offend anyone.

Or if was too dumb to play dumb... tell her you are far too Passionate to die, and that if you are left to Wander the City or it's Outskirts you may unintentionally cause Further Problems Of An Amorous Nature. The Safest Thing is to be isolated indoors and monitored closely out of contact with those you may respond inappropriately to.

Because that is one of the most insane reasons to kill a person I've ever heard?

>>285408
"Because that would ruin a perfectly good evening before it even got started.
If you don't trust me to stay in your city, then how about I stay where you can personally see to my behavior?"

Who is this person? Who does the S over her heart represent? Is she married? Have you fathered any children here?
We need details. Lots and lots of details.

Sable 2011/03/01(Tue)14:09 No. 285441 ID: aca5e6
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>>285418
Don't worry guys, she won't really kill me. See, Dark Elves have this thing where they tattoo the first letter of the name of someone they like on them. I'm gonna go on a limb and say she put that S on her chest after she met me.
She's just really proud. I need to push the right buttons here and I'll get that room.
And a possible Roommate.

He sits next to her.

"You know killing someone simply because they find you beautiful is a little extreme."

"Silence. I'm not killing you because of your perverted feelings. I'm going to kill you because wherever you go you simply cause chaos. You're immature and unlikely to ever change. Simply put I do not trust you as far as I can throw you."

"Well If you don't trust me enough to stay in your city, then how about I stay where you can personally see to my behavior?"

"S-Silence. I can see past your feeble attempts at flirtation. I'm not as simple minded as some of my guard and medics are."

>>285441
"Heh... Of course not. Then, should I just be honest with you?"
Press harder Sable, you're almost there!

"of course not, that's why you're in charge and not them, you have the brains to go with the looks"

So Sable, remind me, as you know we can be so oddly forgetful, what badass things have you done recently? I would hate to forget those in the future.

>>285441
Which is what makes her worth being with right now, of course. How about something like... "Of course you aren't, that's why I'm here and not out messing around. Flirting with you is nice because you can see exactly really what I mean. You see what's past that, which is that I am actually a nice guy and I honestly like to be with you and if I say you're smart and strong and beautiful you know I'm saying it because it's true. It's... a kind of trust, you see?"

>>285441
OH SHIT SABLE I FORGOT.
Check for any magical residues, or anything that was left after your fight with the Shadow Dragon. He's the kind of guy who doesn't stay down. He might try to live on in some way.

>>285441
"Oh, certainly not. There's a beautiful mind behind that beautiful face, and you know that you're the only one with a chance to keep me behaving. That's why you want to be right there while I'm in bed, carefully watching me for anything... interesting..."

>>285452
((psst, this is before the dragon fight. we are dealing with young sable.))

GP:257 Sable 2011/03/01(Tue)14:50 No. 285472 ID: aca5e6
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>>285452
Hmm? Guardian, we're on our way to go fight the dragon now.

"Why of course not. Your beautiful body is matched with an equally beautiful mind. I know you can see past any lies I would make and notice that all I am saying to you is true."

"..."

"And you know that you're the only one with a chance to keep me behaving. That's why you want to be right there while I'm in bed, carefully watching me for anything... interesting..."

"I'm not falling for it Sable."

"Fine, you can rest outside my room, I know Dark Elves have very sensitive hearing.."

He gently pulls on her ear.

"Nnn.. I'm n-not letting you stay in my city you fool. L-leave now."

"oh, so you want to dump me on those that live outside the city that may be very interesting~"

>>285472
...Well, shit. I hope this doesn't cause a paradox.

Also, she wants you to continue doing that. She's not fooling anyone.

Sweep her off her feet literally, lean her close during the move as if to kiss, and say

"Well, kicking me out or not, I refuse to not take this village's treasure, the sort of thing an immature thief would do no?

>>285472
"You're no fool... there is no trick to my words right now. I don't care if I'm here or sleeping in the woods I just want to be with you tonight. There is no shame in wanting to be with me too."

>>285472
"This is a dangerous mission, is it too much to ask for a warm bed and warmer company before I risk my life?"
Your mouth, her ear. Make it happen.

>>285497
oh yes, an ear nibble.

>>285497
>>285508
Thirded.

Sable 2011/03/02(Wed)10:14 No. 285700 ID: 04b3ea
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"This is a dangerous mission, is it too much to ask for a warm bed and warmer company before I risk my life?"

"Well... Sable.. I-Ah!"

>>285508
She's enjoyin it.

"I just want to be with you tonight. There is no shame in wanting to be with me too."

"I.... I...."

I think I got it from here Guardians.

Sable 2011/03/02(Wed)10:24 No. 285703 ID: 04b3ea
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All right, finally got my room. But I think I'll be crashing at Minerva's house tonight.
This little place is mostly women and she's not really into that kind of thing.
400 years of pent up sexual frustration finally relieved. I think she'll reward me in the morning for this. In the meantime I can't sleep and the shadow dragon's lair isn't too far from here.
Of course there's also plenty of other people in this settlement.

>>285700
Ok, you go and leave your son a half-sibling he can meet when he eventually wanders over here while we go back to scrupulous plotting for the-

>>285703
Wow, ok, you work fast.
Go get some powerful magical healing items to leave outside the dragon's lair; you know, the kinda stuff that can rescue you from the brink of death but leaves you helpless while it's working.
This is a dragon, and if you have to fight it then you're probably not going to be able to walk away afterward. That means your best chance for survival is to keep powerful healing close enough that you can crawl, pull, or push yourself to it, but far enough away that it won't be damaged or destroyed in the fight.

Oh, also, see if you can convince a soul magic user to come with you to cover the lair's entrance while you fight, and to do whatever is needed when the fight is over.

that... covers just about everything.

Sable 2011/03/02(Wed)11:08 No. 285708 ID: 04b3ea
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First of all Guardians I don't have the money for such a item, and I doubt it even exists.
Second I have the Dragon Slayer! I'm pretty much set. I mean come on, it slays dragons and that's what I'm going up again. I can't think of a better combo.
No need to bring any of these lovely ladies with me, I'm sure I'll be fine.

well, at least put a healing potion or two outside, in case it get's a lucky hit.

>>285708
1: You don't have the cash to NOT get powerful healing items. Go get healing items.
2: Exactly how many dragons has that dragon slayer slayed? Zero? Yea. Take a look at your left shoe. That's as much a god-killing shoe as your sword is a dragon slayer. Your sword is a sharpened piece of metal; any claims beyond that are to be assumed bullshit until proven otherwise.
3: Ok, if you're too much an idiot to respect caution, then think of how nice it would be to have them there to 'nurse your wounds' after the fight.
4: It's a shadow dragon; don't fight it when it's dark out, wait till daytime instead.
5: Take a sleeping potion or something. Going into battle tired is the mark of a rank amateur.

>>285710
>wait till daytime
Awww, but that isn't motherfucking badass.

If you have all the stuff you need, all that is left is prepare yourself and steel your resolve. Why are you doing this, what is worth risking your life against this dragon? And don't give me shit about orders.

That is a sweet sword though.

Sable 2011/03/02(Wed)12:41 No. 285718 ID: 04b3ea
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Ugh... I already got some potions okay? I'll be fine, I've taken out freaking behemoths before.
This thing had better be a legit sword though...

I doubt they'd give me a fake though.

>>285712
I know right?

>>285714
Well first off I would be a legend if I managed to kill this thing. People would sing my name on the streets, women would throw themselves at my feet and men will look up to me as their role model.

Also this mission pays well and if we managed to take out the Tiger Folk's guardian we'll be that much closer to winning this fight.

why would the shadow dragon be the tigerfolk guardian? from the fact it is near here i would think it was the dark elf guardian.

>People would sing my name on the streets, women would throw themselves at my feet and men will look up to me as their role model.
You mean they aren't already? You've been slacking, boy! But I guess being a womanizer before a hero will do that. I wonder how many illegitimate kids you have out there, and of how many half races! You should have been working on spreading your name more than your seed.

>>285718
Whoa, wait, hold on, you're going to kill a dragon over THAT? You're a horrible person.

Moving right along, giving you a useless sword is easy. If you kill the dragon then they can claim the sword did it. In the much more likely scenario where you die then you obviously wouldn't be able to do anything about the sword being a piece of crap.

Lets see, what else... Behemoths are mostly harmless. Killing them is more about being able to smack hard enough for them to feel it and being able to kill them before you die from exhaustion trying.
Dragons, on the other hand? One of those could level Central and be utterly bored the entire time.
We have seen things beyond your wildest dreams and most terrible nightmares. Even the worst of these would pause and second-guess themselves if they found themselves in conflict with a dragon.

Sable, if you don't bring powerful healing and a friend to aid you after the fight then you are going to die. I say this in total sincerity and absolute certainty. We might, might be able to help you slay a dragon, but if you don't die in the process you still won't survive without help.

You need medical supplies for the physical wounds that you will suffer.
You need a soul made to heal the damage the dragon will inflict on your very soul - and the resulting fate that will make you curse the dead with envy.

Stop being stupid. Do what we say.

Sable 2011/03/02(Wed)14:01 No. 285740 ID: 04b3ea
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Ugh you guys are being a pain. I guess I'll get a healer or something.

>>285719
Well Regulus told me that this was the guardian of the tiger folk. No reason not to trust him.

>>285725
Whatever! You know what I'm putting you guys away. I can take on this dragon by myself!

Stupid Guardians...
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I know I said I would never call upon you again....
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>>285749
No, Sable! Wait-

Shit.

...He's fucked, isn't he?

>>285740
>Regulus
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

>>285740
Oh right, so that's how it happened, can't believe I forgot. Wait... Regulus?