>>271689
Clearly you must mean emaciation.

Emancipation is the struggle for the equality of all races, religions, etc.

>>271693
Deleted it, typo. Whoops.

>>271688
Stay calm. A large, potentially dangerous animal has invaded your home. Call animal control.

Clearly this large bird should be delivered to the lab for dissection.

Tory 2011/01/15(Sat)12:14 No. 271700 ID: 9b6c31
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Super-Sofa transforms into a griddle!
Too bad it doesn't work! The bird is still asleep. Sleeping, peeping, being smelly and overgrown.

Push it off and threaten it with animal control if it sleeps there again!

Also ask it what happened to its tail.

>>271700
Shove it on the floor!

Tory 2011/01/15(Sat)12:28 No. 271706 ID: 9b6c31
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I did and now it is awake, peeping extra-loudly, not listening to my great words of wisdom such as "get the fuck out faggot,", peeping too loud, sitting on the floor, peeing so goddamn MUCH!
Hate!

>>271700
Get Jan in here and tell him to throw the bird out of your tower. He gets to choose which floor he uses.

>>271706
Previous advice still stands.

>>271706
Construct an unnecessarily elaborate machine to throw it out of the tower. With a vengeance.

Tory 2011/01/15(Sat)12:36 No. 271711 ID: 9b6c31
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"JAN! USE THE THROWINATOR TO REMOVE THIS BIRD MY TOWER!"

>>271711
Make sure the throwinator also causes it to explode on impact.

Tory 2011/01/15(Sat)12:50 No. 271714 ID: 9b6c31
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>J: "Okkay Captain!"
"Not 'captain'. It's 'Extremely Talented, Ingenious Bane of World, Ruler of Every Single World, Extraordionary Scientist, Dr. Tory Matheus Sinclair'!!"
>J: "Uuuuh"
>B: "Peep peep peep peep peep peep Peep peep peep peep peep peep Peep peep peep peep peep peep?"

Activate your tower's defenses, and shoot that bird! It won't be too hard to catch, there's no way it can fly with those stubby little wings. On that note, don't let it steal a jetpack.

Tory 2011/01/15(Sat)13:08 No. 271721 ID: 9b6c31
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"..."
>J: "What? I was really hungry."
"..."
>J: What is it?!"
"Where is the Throwinator now?!"
>J: "Uuuuh..."

Tory 2011/01/15(Sat)13:08 No. 271722 ID: 9b6c31
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BOOM!

>>271722
I told you about explosions man, I told you dog.

Dr. Tory and His Very Best Friend's Advanced Bag of Major Splicing Dr. Tory 2011/01/21(Fri)11:42 No. 273414 ID: 9b6c31
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Gentlemen...

Dr. Tory 2011/01/21(Fri)11:42 No. 273415 ID: 9b6c31
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Behold!

Dr. Tory 2011/01/21(Fri)11:45 No. 273416 ID: 9b6c31
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Doc's birthday was few days ago, and I bought him VERY SCIENTIFIC BIG BAG OF ULTRA-ADVANCED SPLICING. It is extremely scientific super-tool to produce extremely cool splices of HUGE quality! Put incredients in, shake it really hard and BAM! SPLICES!
NOW, Doc loved is megamuch, and he made fucking too many splices! Now, Doc is buying groceries, and his thingies got FREE!

>>273416
Fill the bag with spiders and bees. Use the results to hunt down all the other splices.

>>273416
Is that... a tozol?

Oh my god, we're doomed.

Dr. Tory 2011/01/21(Fri)12:10 No. 273423 ID: 9b6c31
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WE ARE NOT! I HAVE CREATED THE ULTIMATE WEPON! THE SPIDER BEEEEEEES!

NOW GO AND DESTROY!

>>273423
TORY YOU FOOL
YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU HAVE CREATED

well okay you do
BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE ADDED SCORPIONS AND SOME PISTOL SHRIMP FOR EXTRA POISON AND CLAW-GUN POWER

Dr. Tory 2011/01/21(Fri)12:22 No. 273430 ID: 9b6c31
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Fuck YES!
Extremely megatastic super-news: I killed one of them! Necrotic poisons are QUITE nasty!
Quite bad news that bother me: 3 are still alive! Including that 4-eared fagalot! They managed to lock those SPIDER-BEEEEEEEEES in my bathroom! Remind me not to use it for a while!
It is time to choose! More splices, robutts or something completely out-of-world else?

>>273430
splice scorpions, pistol shrimp, robotic control chips, zombies and bees.

have control device handy.
wipe them all out.

>>273419
Run. Don't look back.

>>273430
Tozols are furries, so you need to kill them with fire.
Bombardier beetles, the aforementioned pistol shrimp, and a huge amount of napalm?

>>273433
This. Yes.

Dr. Tory 2011/01/21(Fri)12:48 No. 273442 ID: 9b6c31
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>"I AM DEATH"
It seems that somehow I managed to create a god! Whooooah fucking super-yes! Now those fuckfences will learn their place!

Dr. Tory 2011/01/21(Fri)12:54 No. 273446 ID: 9b6c31
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Fuck yes fuck yes fuck
ONLY 3?! It seems that my extremely terrifying and killifying DEATH-GOD was so fucking awesome, that even the space around it died in mega-fashionable way! It went somewhere... I don't know where!
Only fagalot is left! What now?!?

>>273446
Blow everything up.

Fagalot has only one weakness. Splice chocolate bars with assault rifles and kittens.

>>273448
You forgot the superconducting diamonds.

Dr. Tory 2011/01/21(Fri)13:00 No. 273450 ID: 9b6c31
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The corpses are burning nicely by the way. It makes this place warm.
Let's WORK LIKE MADMEN!

Dr. Tory 2011/01/21(Fri)13:07 No. 273453 ID: 9b6c31
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One another proof that I am a GENIOUS!

You go get 'em, tiger.

Dr. Tory 2011/01/21(Fri)13:14 No. 273457 ID: 9b6c31
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THERE HE/SHE/WHATEVER IS! CHARGING AT ME! WHAT A FAGGOT!

>>273457
The chocolate-diamond-kitten assault rifle is bait, not a weapon! Lure it into the fire!

>>273457
TORY THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DEFEAT A CHARGING FAGGOT

insult it's jelly rolls and tell it to go burn off that massive ass fat, fatty

guaranteed it'll jump right in that fire

Dr. Tory 2011/01/21(Fri)13:24 No. 273463 ID: 9b6c31
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I am charging the rifle!
"You are FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!"
ZIU

Alright, remember to label that as an outdoor weapon. Also, that gaping hole wouldn't have compromised the structural integrity of your tower, would it?

Dr. Tory 2011/01/21(Fri)13:46 No. 273470 ID: 9b6c31
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Holy fucking shit.
I think I just found an easy way to conquer all of the wo

Dr. Tory 2011/01/21(Fri)13:49 No. 273472 ID: 9b6c31
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BOOM!

[The end. For now. Please be careful when firing enormous particle-beams.]