>>274647
RURIC GETS THE LAST WORD

>>274647
This.

>>274639
>>274647
Say not another word, but vanish in a puff of smoke that looks like a trollface.

>>274663
[Agreed]

>>274638
*Hugs Bangles from behind*

>>274663
Oh god this is even better

Make it so

Archmage 2011/01/25(Tue)12:39 No. 274716 ID: b6c6fc
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Zpirit "Hear ye now the wisdom of the one without hold. Seek ye the three vessels of divine attrition.
Cross not the inglorious path when the sun remembers.
Beware the straw man and his fair deceptions.
Always face yourself to the last raised way.
Heed these words of wisdom, mortals, or you shall surely perish!"

spirit18: "Hahaha you guys stop fucking around, we need to actually give them some guidance.

GO LEFT!"

Sigma Specter: "Bitch, calm the fuck down! I don't know why we have horns but we ain't demons. We're your guiding spirits, BENEVOLENT spirits.

Gando, nice hair.

Kirska, quit being such a militant bitch and loosen up a little.

Bangles, keep being awesome.

THE CACOPHONY HAS SPOKEN"

Ancestor Rurik: "...you guys are all TERRIBLE.

Just... just go left. So, were doing right hand rule?"

Kirska: "th-thank you spirits, we will abide your wisdom"

Archmage 2011/01/25(Tue)12:40 No. 274718 ID: b6c6fc
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>>274639

Archmage 2011/01/25(Tue)12:42 No. 274720 ID: b6c6fc
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Bangles: "EEEAAAGH"

>>274716
>>274718
Brilliant...
...
Accept the lingering spirit into your party.

Say, we do look like a bunch of assholes, don't we?

>>274720
"Mmm... Gnoll hugs~"

Guys, that was awesome.

Now start dry humping her.

"We're not all benevolent. Some of us are just horny."

>>274722
No, no we do not put seven into the party dammit. A spirit comes back late to the party and fucking pimp slaps that lingering spirit's all the way back to invisible land, dons sunglasses and rides his skeleton ghost horse through a wall and freaks the dark elf the fuck out screaming "the demons are coming the demons are coming. OOOOOOOOOOooooooooh".

Still blocking any further communications and reeling the last one back in. No need to make even more of an ass out of ourselves.

>>274742
>>274743
VOTING AGAINST THESE

>>274722
THIS TOO

I also vote against the possibility of putting a spirit in their party. fuck that shit, yo

Oh hell no seven, get out of there.

Kirska: Attempt to calm down your two party members.

Gando: Be chill, dude. Chill.

Bangles: YOU ARE A FUCKING GNOLL GET IT TOGETHER!

>>274764
This.

Knock it off, the lot of you.

>"EEEAAAAAAAAAAH! DEMONS IT'S DEMONS IT'S DEMONS, MAKE THEM GO AWAY!"

Most Gnolls can speak Infernal and worship a demon of slaughter as a god. Stop being bitch, unless you're one of those nature worshiping, vegetarian sissy gnolls who love everything. Those gnolls suck.

Archmage 2011/01/25(Tue)18:33 No. 274805 ID: b6c6fc
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>>274774
>>274764
>it is true that most gnolls worship their demon masters, in fact most gnolls have since birth been placed in debt to the demon gods, it is common practice for gnoll parents to sell the souls of their children for power

>as such many gnolls spend their entire lives in fear of the day when the demons come to collect what is rightfully theirs

Gando: "hey that was pretty crazy with all those ghost and stuff, am I right?"

Bangles: . . .

>>274805
Bangles: Ooooh, a door. Open it. Carefully. (by which I mean throw it open angrily)

>>274805
Bangles: Don't worry! We don't want to harm somebody as awesome as you! Or somebody as cute, tilde~

Kirska: Bangles looks shaken. Might want to reassure her.

Gando: You never stop talking, do you? If you can't control yourself from saying something more, I can think of things to do with that mouth of yours.

>>274805
Hopefully, Kirska, you now understand why Bangles may seem a little off-kilter at times. A wide variety of spiritual forces are currently attempting to assist her.. or at least entertain themselves with her plight. We hope you can remain a source of stability, both to us, and to her. We will attempt to guide events in your favor as well.

rip open door, toss mage inside

use Gando to open door

>>274830
As a battering ram.

Dear Seven, shut up forever.

Hey, this looks like right. I thought we were going left?

Archmage 2011/01/26(Wed)16:07 No. 275009 ID: b6c6fc
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Kirska: "d-don't be scared Bangles, the spirits only want to guide us"

Bangles: . . .

Bangles, throw Kirska in next on top of gando.

Inspect metal door.

Sorry Bangles, we didn't think about that situation with gnolls and demons... we just want to help you, honest. We're your friends! Weird, crazy, and sometimes of questionable humor yeah but friends anyway! Don't be afraid of us ok?

>>275012
This is clearly the safest way to enter the room, since it's the trajectory which has been tested to be clear of tripwires.

Be sure to dogpile in after her.

Compliment Gando on his good work, inspect metal door. Be prepared to ask Gando to open the door that is ajar.

Archmage 2011/01/26(Wed)22:02 No. 275165 ID: b6c6fc
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Bangles: why the heck would anyone make a door a solid metal? seems like a stupid thing to do. what ever it's stuck or locked, I can't get through

>>275165
Take out the ALPHA GNOME knife and hack at the wall. See if you can get through it.

>>275165
...um, ow. We should probably heal Gando. Apparently, getting a kobold knight thrown upon you hurts.

Have not-Gando heal Gando. Please refrain from squishing him in the future.

Metal door is probably hiding something good. Find a way to open it.

Look in the room with the broken door.

>>275165
That's one heavy chicken.

Yeah, let's check the broken door.

>>275165
Oh jeez Gando are you alright?

Kirska: Get off of Gando, then heal him up a bit.
Bangles: Act surprised that the goblin is such a wimp, then investigate the door.

>>275165
Mend Gando. Hope that Bangles' nature won't muck it up too much. Or at least not in a way that makes things worse for him.

Archmage 2011/01/28(Fri)00:21 No. 275688 ID: b6c6fc
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Gando: "thanks baby you really now how to make a guy feel good, but next time, I wanna be on top!"

bangles: hmmm I made a few dents, maybe if I keep on wacking it I can bust it open

Have both Not-Gandos work on the door, the pick should be a good tool to wreck a door.

your a thief aren't you? it has a handle, if it won't open there must be a lock to deal with, a latch could have something long and thin inserted into the crack to lift it, or a conventional lock could have your THIEF SMARTS used on it.

or at least I hope you have THIEF SMARTS young gnolldylocks

Archmage 2011/01/28(Fri)08:27 No. 275750 ID: b6c6fc
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>>275707
>"thief smarts"? I don't believe Bangles is in the possession of any sort of "smarts", thief or otherwise, these are the skills she DOES have

>>275750
How broad are those categories of skills? Something like "Steal" could include a wide variety of things.

Sigh, that girl needs lockpicking.... oh well, I guess we'll have to default to the eternal alternate of BASHing it down.

maybe her skills will expand later.

>>275782
And giving everyone behind the door enough time to pull up guards or even ambush us from behind?

Let's not stay at one place for too long. Can we go to the previous screen and take the stairs further down?

>>275688
Smash the hinges.

Eat metal door, upgrade mil--oh wait.

Continue bashing door. Tell chicken to help you.