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Grey Singing Fluff
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Look Moonleaf. You have to get some support from these dwarves... or at the very least get them to hate you less.
Find a table in a dining room. Somewhere with a lot of dwarfs nearby... you're gonna have to rally them to your side. Diplomacy. That's something you should be able to do, right?
Try this speech:
"I- I know that you may not like me...
You may think of me as weak and pitifull... like the rest of my kin... and right now, y-you may be right.
but I have suffered at the hands of the goblins and I have come to know some of your ways...
And though I thought at one point that only by becoming more like a dwarf would I ever have a chance to succeed... I know better than that now.
For I have not forgotten that I am an Elf!
Ours is no simple Dwarven grudge! to be carried about and avenged when we feel like it.
ours is the fury of the immortal! the vengence of nature's fury!
Us Elves... we eat rainbows and shit unicorns, and that's more than I can say about any of you.
We devour the flesh of our enemies and fight without the crutch of your pathetic metals to make life easy.
So I'm going to take this spear, and I'm going to go out there, and I'm not going to stop until every last slimy goblin bastard has known ten times the suffering I have endured.
and then you know what? I'm going to find me a pegasus and I'm going to storm the gates of hell itself, because not even death is a miserable enough ending for what they have done.
I'm going to personally devour each and every goblin soul, and wipe history clean of their presence, so that not even the gods themselves will dare utter mention of that cursed race again, lest they face my wrath.
We elves are beings of peace. And by the forest and by my father's grave, I swear that I will not rest until I am sure that not a single goblin survives to endanger that peace again.
So go ahead and hate me. View me as weak. But What I set out to do is more than any of you have ever had the heart or the courage to do.
And so I ask, before I set out there alone. Who amungst you are dwarf enough to acompany me? Who amungst you know the hate that burns in my heart?
Lend me your aid. Not as dwarves giving to some silly elf, but as warriors giving their support to a war.
For it is a war I promise you. A war to shake the heavens and wipe this scum from the earth!
WHO IS WITH ME?"
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