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26831 No. 26831 ID: d5b2d6

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No. 26832 ID: d5b2d6
File 124993402518.png - (8.49KB , 536x420 , ww11.png )
26832

You are in a trench.
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No. 26834 ID: d5b2d6
File 124993408140.png - (8.86KB , 540x412 , ww12.png )
26834

You have been shot and killed.

Game Over
> 0/1000 points collected.
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No. 26836 ID: 806f2b

>>26834
Respawn in 5? If not, punch my way out of the afterlife. I'm not taking this shit!
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No. 26837 ID: 45afb1

>>26834
I feel like we got something done today.
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No. 26840 ID: 4b96a7
File 124993459457.png - (16.39KB , 238x163 , 1202160344174.png )
26840

>>26832

Duc-

>>26834

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
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No. 26842 ID: 5dd9f1

At least we didn't die of disease in the sucking mud.
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No. 26843 ID: d5b2d6
File 124993473415.png - (8.49KB , 536x420 , ww11.png )
26843

You are in a trench.
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No. 26845 ID: 4b96a7

>>26843

DUCK GODDAMN WHAT KIND OF SOLDIER STANDS UP IN A TRENCH? AND RUN IF YOU HEAR A GRENADE!
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No. 26847 ID: 2cbe3e

>>26843

Stand up and get shot!
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No. 26848 ID: d5b2d6
File 124993487664.png - (8.62KB , 546x409 , ww13.png )
26848

>>26845
You duck. You lose your hat.

> 5 points gained!
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No. 26850 ID: 7eda8b

Without our helmet... what purpose does living have?
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No. 26851 ID: 4b96a7

>>26848

Stay down soldier! crawl along the trench and try to find allies!
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No. 26852 ID: 9d07d9

Put on gas mask.
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No. 26853 ID: 643db1

>>26848
What's our name and rank?
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No. 26854 ID: 954933

>>26848
>Notice red light buried in the trench just in front of you.

FUCK FUCK FUCK LAND MINE RUN FOR IT
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No. 26855 ID: d5b2d6
File 124993512635.png - (9.39KB , 540x423 , ww14.png )
26855

>>26852
You don't have a gas mask!

>>26851
Ally located.
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No. 26857 ID: 4b96a7

>>26854

OH FUUUU- DIDN'T SEE THAT, CRAWL AWAY ANYWAY!
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No. 26860 ID: 954933

>>26855
Shout warning to ally about land mine and run for it, staying low and grabbing your helmet as you go. Jam it back on your head in a badass manner for bonus points.
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No. 26863 ID: 643db1

>>26855
"Get the fuck in the trench, moron!"
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No. 26864 ID: 4b96a7

>>26855

Tell your ally to suppress enemy fire while you get your helmet.
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No. 26867 ID: d5b2d6
File 124993567040.png - (10.84KB , 544x424 , ww15.png )
26867

>>26853
You are Neil Kaser, Private First Class.

You yell to the ally.
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No. 26870 ID: 7eda8b

Grab your helmet. Put on helmet. Hold arms around knees.
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No. 26872 ID: 4b96a7

>>26867

One hand up carefully, grab our helmet!

Also try and pull our allys corpse into the trench and use it as a shield.
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No. 26873 ID: d5b2d6
File 124993593375.png - (11.03KB , 547x428 , ww16.png )
26873

You reach for your helmet.
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No. 26877 ID: 6136db

>>26873
FUCK the helmet, it's not worth getting killed over. Do you have any grenades?
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No. 26878 ID: d5b2d6
File 124993659562.png - (10.91KB , 546x411 , ww17.png )
26878

>>26873
OW FUCK
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No. 26880 ID: 643db1

>>26878
Punch your hand in the dirt below it. Try to yank it from below.
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No. 26881 ID: d5b2d6
File 124993702974.png - (9.66KB , 544x411 , ww18.png )
26881

OW GOD DAMN
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No. 26882 ID: 04bd7e

shoot blindly over the wall
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No. 26883 ID: 4b96a7

>>26881

CATCH GRENADE, THROW BACK IMMEDIATELY!
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No. 26886 ID: c6e67d

Masturbate furiously before you blow.
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No. 26888 ID: d5b2d6
File 124993740046.png - (9.66KB , 540x416 , ww19.png )
26888

Huh?
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No. 26890 ID: 4b96a7

>>26888

Either grab the grenade and throw it back, put your helmet over the top of it or cower in the trench and hope it doesn't roll in or over you.
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No. 26891 ID: 7eda8b

Hope you remembered to dig your slit trench with grenade sumps.
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No. 26900 ID: d5b2d6
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26900

What the FU
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No. 26904 ID: f44349

>>26900
THROW IT BACK HOLY FUCKING HELL
THROWWW ITTTTT NOWWWWW
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No. 26905 ID: 4b96a7

>>26900
Roll/throw grenade back over the edge, it doesn't have to go far, just out of the trench at an angle so the explosion doesn't hit you.
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No. 26909 ID: d5b2d6
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26909

FUCKING SHIT
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No. 26910 ID: 4b96a7

>>26909

Shout at medic to keep his head down and hit the dirt, under fire. Keep own head down as well.
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No. 26915 ID: d5b2d6
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26915

God damn, that was a close one!
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No. 26917 ID: 07d89f

>>26915
OH SHIT.
GET OUT OF HERE QUICK.
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No. 26919 ID: 4b96a7

>>26915

CATCH THE SHELL AND THROW IT BACK QUICKLY!
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No. 26924 ID: d5b2d6
File 124993941899.png - (11.86KB , 547x406 , ww113.png )
26924

Your trench has been shelled.

Game Over
>10/1000 points collected.
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No. 26926 ID: 45afb1

>>26924
PROGRESS!
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No. 26930 ID: d5b2d6
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26930

...
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No. 26938 ID: 4b96a7
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26938

>>26930
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No. 26942 ID: d5b2d6
File 124994016719.png - (11.66KB , 548x390 , ww115.png )
26942

"Wow, check this out. This place is trashed. Looks like an artillery shell hit."
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No. 26954 ID: d5b2d6
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26954

"Heh, hey man, why don't you pick up a gun here."
"Naw man, I'm no gonna disrespect the dead. Hey, what's in the hole?"
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No. 26960 ID: 6c80cf

>>26954

Oh hey, it looks like the blast only blew us clear. Looks like your leg is still sticking out.

Punch your way out of the dirt.
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No. 26961 ID: d5b2d6
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26961

"Hey, check this out! It looks like it still works."
"Dude, don't touch that. What happened to not disrespecting the dead?"
"This isn't a /grave marker/, man."
"It's covered in blood!"
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No. 26966 ID: 4b96a7

>>26961

Try and make a sound and/or wiggle.

(Assuming that's us)
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No. 26972 ID: d5b2d6
File 124994113372.png - (13.69KB , 549x397 , ww118.png )
26972

"It's just a gun, man. I--"
"What?"
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No. 26979 ID: d5b2d6
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26979

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No. 26986 ID: 4b96a7

>>26972

I AM THE GOD RIFLE, YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN AS BEARER! WITH MY WITS AND YOUR BODY WE SHALL DEFEAT THE ENEMY AND BE VICTORIOUS! I'LL JUST LET THIS ALL SINK IN.
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No. 26988 ID: d5b2d6
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26988

You are Max Darland, Private Second Class. You are out scavenging with squadmates Darryl Scrivens and Julio Dougal, while your sergeant Lonnie is sleeping.

You are in the remains of a trench.
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No. 26995 ID: 4b96a7

>>26988

Clean the rifle up, I bet your officer would have you on spud peeling duty if he caught you with dirty equipment.
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No. 27062 ID: ed54c1

>>26988
accidentally shoot your teammates
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No. 27155 ID: d5b2d6
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27155

>>26995
>>27062
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No. 27164 ID: 119488

Off yourself because ww1 is terrible
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No. 27170 ID: d5b2d6
File 124995318647.png - (14.56KB , 547x412 , ww122.png )
27170

>>27164
Done!

Game Over
0/1000 points collected.
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No. 27175 ID: 1f5d37

I wanna kill some goddamn krauts.
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No. 27178 ID: 119488

>>27175
no anonymous, you are the krauts
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No. 27179 ID: acdc9b

>>27178
and then anonymous was a zombie
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No. 27559 ID: 4b96a7

>>27170

Wat.

Wat.

Wat.
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No. 27560 ID: fdc826

>>27170

Wait until another idiot picks up the Gun of Infinite Psyche.
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No. 27567 ID: 6194e1

>>27559
My confusion is less that he killed himself, more that he wasn't willing to kill others if he was fine with killing. A good soldier that one is.
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No. 27568 ID: 4b96a7

>>27567

My confusion is that the other two suggestions were perfectly legitimate, yet the MADNESS of war (coupled with a gun giving suggestions) made him shoot himself in the head. At least he used his pistol and not us I suppose.
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No. 46756 ID: 64d98f
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46756

GAME OVER
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