Roanna 2010/12/23(Thu)11:22 No. 266136 ID: 197650
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This is a story about Amal the Red. He did not like mid-winter at all!

He was a mean viking, and on this day of Mid-Winter day, he decided he would steal their holiday away!

Hey that rhymed!

Roanna 2010/12/23(Thu)11:23 No. 266137 ID: 197650
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Amal the Red had heard the joy of a town nearby, should he rob them of their joy, or find the meaning of mid-winter in his heart?

>>266137
Steal it! He's a mean viking!

Midwinter has meaning? It's just fucking cold!
Of course he's there for BLOOD AND PLUNDER!

Roanna 2010/12/23(Thu)12:49 No. 266150 ID: 197650
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Amal the Red decides to steal their fun!
And what better way to sail in with in your back, the sun.

You punt a dog down a well,

Roanna 2010/12/23(Thu)12:49 No. 266151 ID: 197650
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and make sure that tree is no longer swell!

After you've ruined everyone's day,
you'll celebrate your own way!

Ale, whores or meat?

>>266151
Drunk+Whores!

If you find some whores that are already drunk and then cannibalize them, you manage to eat three birds with one stone!

Roanna 2010/12/23(Thu)14:08 No. 266184 ID: 197650
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"FUCK THAT" Says Amal the Red;
And that was all that had to be said.

He drunk ale and ate some meat whilst in holding a whore,
untill a giant foot barged open the door.

It was Father Winter! And he looked cranky.
Amal the Red right now wished he had his blanky.

Amal the Red,
he said.

Roanna 2010/12/23(Thu)14:08 No. 266185 ID: 197650
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I hear you've been up to no good,
he said, stomping his boot.

Don't you know this is the season,
he said while the tavern was freezing

To be happy and nice,
Amal the Red said: "I don't need your advice!"

"No-one ever was kind to The Red",
Why would I not make them sad?


Do we fight Father Winter, or do we wait for his response?

Tradition says we wait for his words, then do not listen to them anyways.

Roanna 2010/12/23(Thu)15:30 No. 266227 ID: 197650
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"Fuck you!" said Amal the Red, you as strong as me? not even close,
he shouted, as he kicked off his nose.

"Screw this" said father Winter, as he crawled through the door,
leaving a trail of ice on the floor.

Amal the Red set out on his boat,
which smelled like a goat.

Roanna 2010/12/23(Thu)15:30 No. 266228 ID: 197650
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Untill `Halt` he heard,
And who he saw who said it, he wanted to flirt.

It was the beautiful princess of the land,
Amal said as he sailed his ship into the sand.

Should Amal try to flirt with the beautiful princess that´s way out of his league, or should he try to steal HER joy?

Vikings steal things. They're also closeted homosexuals, but that's not one of the two options.

Flirt with the lady, if you fail, you steal.

Roanna 2010/12/23(Thu)16:43 No. 266261 ID: 197650
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"Lamar the Red doesn't ask, he takes!" he claimed,
with a beautiful princess bride, his name would be famed!

He ran off with the beautiful warrior princess over his shoulder,
but the further he ran, the more he realised he was now older.

His days of glory were past him,
he wouldn't even make the swim

back to his boat, where he would store his prize
but before he even could, a man stood before him, a hundred times his size!

Roanna 2010/12/23(Thu)16:43 No. 266262 ID: 197650
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It was the beautiful princess' dad,
now Lamar the Red knew he had been had.

It had been planned from the start,
and Lamar had lost heart.

What should he do? run off with his prize?
fight the king and have a shot at becoming king himself?
Or should he just give up, and beg for his life?

Life can go to hell. Fight.

Roanna 2010/12/25(Sat)14:50 No. 266596 ID: 197650
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Amal the Red chooses to fight!
As you figured he might.

But even he could not beat father,
why would you even bother?

He grabbed Amal the Red and said;
dispite you, there is still much joy to be had.

Roanna 2010/12/25(Sat)14:50 No. 266597 ID: 197650
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He showed him the village he had raided,
and saw that his terror had already faded.

Even without a home, or toys,
it was still a fun day, for all girls and boys.

Roanna 2010/12/25(Sat)14:50 No. 266598 ID: 197650
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Then the beautiful princess got a lot of gifts,
for being such a good girl all year!

Axes and swords and uhhm, dried foreign beef!
She got everything she ever wanted!

The end.

Ya~ay

I feel a bias in this ending xD