>>255487
PICK UP THE ROCK AND THROW IT AT THE DOOR!
QUICKLY! THERE IS NOT TIME!

SWAN DIVE INTO THAT GREY PILE OF CREAMY DOG SHIT!!!

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)01:23 No. 255490 ID: c13466
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>>255488
FUCKING SHIT

>>255490
DIVE OUT THE DOOR HURRY THERE'S NO TIME.

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)01:27 No. 255492 ID: c13466
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>>255489
>>255491
THIS HAPPENS

*splt*

OHHHHH SHIT ITS A FUCKIN ZOMBIE

>>255492
ROLL AROUND IN THE SHIT EVERYONE KNOWS ZOMBIES ARE AFRAID OF DOG SHIT

ROLL AWAY LIKE LOG

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)01:36 No. 255496 ID: c13466
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>>255493
OF COURSE IT FUCKING WORKS

LOOK AT THE TERROR ON HIS FACE

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)01:37 No. 255497 ID: c13466
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>>255495
YEAH

BUT WHAT ADVENTURES WILL YOUR LOG-ROLLING TAKE YOU?!

...TO?!

TO SPACE! WE MUST FIND THE NAZI-ZOMBIE MOON BASE!

>>255497
FUCKED IF I KNOW BUT IT BETTER BE GOOD.

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)01:44 No. 255501 ID: c13466
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>>255499
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>255501
AWESOME! NOW HURRY AND DO A DRAMATIC ENTRY/LANDING!
MAKE SURE TO LAND ON ANY SPACE-NAZI-ZOMBIES YOU SEE!

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)01:46 No. 255503 ID: c13466
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COULD THIS BE THEIR LAIR?!

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)01:47 No. 255504 ID: c13466
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>>255502
YOU REALIZE YOU FORGOT TO DO THIS

YOU TAKE OFF AND FIX YOUR MISTAKE

>>255503
>>255504
IT IS VERY LIKELY!
TRY TO THROW A MOON ROCK AT THE DOOR!

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)01:52 No. 255506 ID: c13466
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>>255505
THIS NEVER FAILS

>>255506
DIVE THROUGH THAT DOOR, WHILE THROWING SMALL MOON ROCKS MAX PAYNE STYLE AT ANY NAZI-ZOMBIES!
IN SLOW MOTION!

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)01:57 No. 255509 ID: c13466
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>>255508
THIS IS HURRY QUEST NOT SLOW MOTION QUEST

ALL OF THE ROCKS WILL BE THROWN ALL AT ONCE

UNFORTUNATELY THERE IS ONLY ONE ZOMBIE WITHIN THE ROOM

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)01:59 No. 255511 ID: c13466
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>>255509

IT IS NAZI-EMESIS

ABOUT TO BE HIT BY EVERY MOON ROCK

>>255509
WHY WOULD THERE BE SO FEW ZOMBIES?
MAYBE THEY ARE HAVING NAZI-ZOMBIE LUNCH?
OR MAYBE THEY ARE READIYING FOR AN ATTACK ON EARTH WITH THEIR SPACE-ZOMBIE-NATZI-UFO ATTACK FORCE!?

OR EVEN BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!?

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)02:01 No. 255513 ID: c13466
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>>255511
YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)02:02 No. 255514 ID: c13466
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>>255513
ARHJGTKAJBLWLWEOIJE*

* the hat was his weakness

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)02:04 No. 255516 ID: c13466
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>>255514
NAZI-EMESIS EXPLODES

HEY HOW LONG WAS THIS PORTAL HERE

>>255514

WHO FUCKING CARES WHY ARE YOU ASKING DUMBASS QUESTIONS JUMP THROUGH IT ALREADY FOR FUCKS SAKE

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)02:11 No. 255520 ID: c13466
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>>255519
OH SHIT THERE IS A NAZI ZOMBIE FLEET

AGH FUCK

>>255520
QUICKLY! CALL IN THE SPACE-STALIN AND HIS SPACE-RUSSIANS!
MAYBE THEY CAN HOLD OF THE ZANI-ZOMBIE FLEET LONG ENOUGH FOR A BETTER PLAN TO BE MADE!

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)02:18 No. 255523 ID: c13466
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>>255521
HEY SPACE-STALIN I NEED YOU TO HOLD OFF THESE NAZI ZOMBIES TIL WE GET A GOOD PLAN FOR THEM

>Vat? Comrade hurryquest guy I don't think-

LOOK I DON'T NEED YOU TO BEAT, THEM, I JUST NEED YOU FOR...

...STALLIN'

>GOD DAMNIT I'M ON MY WAY COMRADE*

*you can tell they're space russians because they have more antennae than us

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)02:20 No. 255525 ID: c13466
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THE SPACE-SHAGOHOD

IT IS THE ONLY WAY

>>255525
HELL YEAH! THAT GOTTA DISTRACT THEM FOR SOME TIME!
NOW! HERE'S THE PLAN! GO BACK TO EARTH! AND GATHER UPP ALL THE DOG SHIT YOU CAN FIND!

THEN ALL YOU NEED IS A FUCKOFF HUGE CANNON, AND SOME DUCKS.
A WHOLE LOT OF DUCKS!

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)02:29 No. 255528 ID: c13466
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>>255526
YOU GATHER UP LOADS OF DOG SHIT, YOUR 'PORTABLE' CANNON THE OMEGAFUCK 64 AND A LOT OF DUCKS

I KNOW YOU CAN ONLY SEE ONE HERE, BUT BELIEVE ME

THERE ARE PLENTY OF DUCKS

LIKE A FUCKTON OF DUCKS OVER THERE

>>255528
OK! GOOD!
NOW! TIE THE DOG SHIT TO THE DUCKS!
THE CANNON WILL SHOOT THEM OUT INTO SPACE, AND THE DUCKS WILL ACT AS A GUIDANCE SYSTEM FOR THE DOG SHIT, SO THAT IT CAN HIT THE SPACE-NAZI-ZOMBIE FLEET!

SPACE DUCKS WOULD BE IDEAL, BUT THEY DON'T LIVE ON EARTH, SO WE MUST HOPE THAT THEY WILL SPONTANOUSLY EVOLVE INTO SPACE-DUCKS THE MOMENT THEY TRANSIT TO SPACE!

DUCK BIOLIGY IS WIERD LIKE THAT.

I would recommend blasting some Dragonforce for the rest of this HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)02:37 No. 255530 ID: c13466
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>>255529
YES YES OF COURSE

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)02:40 No. 255532 ID: c13466
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zzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZKRK

ITS READY

OMEGAFUCK 64

EMBRACE YOUR DESTINY

BE THINE JUDGEMENT!

>>255532
FIIIIIIIIREEEEEE!

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)02:43 No. 255535 ID: c13466
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KRAKOOM

THE MASSIVE SHOCKWAVE TYPICAL OF THE OMEGAFUCK 64 GOES OFF, WHEN YOUR HEARING RETURNS TWENTY SECONDS LATER ALL YOU CAN HEAR IS FRANTIC QUACKING

THE PLAN IS IN ACTION

>>255535
HIJACK A SPACE-OBSERVATORY SO THAT YOU CAN SEE WHAT HAPPENS!

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)02:44 No. 255537 ID: c13466
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THEY'RE APPROACHING SPACE

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)02:45 No. 255538 ID: c13466
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THEY MASS EVOLVED INTO QUAILS

THE ONLY BIRD CAPABLE OF SURVIVAL IN SPACE

>This is because of the antennae

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)02:48 No. 255539 ID: c13466
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>>255536

OUTTA MY WAY SCIENTIST

EVERYTHING SEEMS TO GO ACRODING TO PLAN!
HOPEFULLY THEY WON'T BE NOTICED BY THE PSACE-HUNTERS OR SPACE-REDNECKS.

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)02:50 No. 255541 ID: c13466
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THE CONFLICT IS HEATING UP

>incoming quails

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)02:52 No. 255542 ID: c13466
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>>255541
YES

THIS WILL WORK

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)02:55 No. 255545 ID: c13466
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>>255544
BWAM BLOOMP BWAM BLOOMP BWAM BLOOMP BWAM BLOOMP BWAM BLOOMP BWAM BLOOMP BWAM BLOOMP BWAM BLOOMP BWAM BLOOMP BWAM BLOOMP BWAM BLOOMP BWAM BLOOMP

>>255540

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM, I'M GOING TO BED SOON SO I'M GOING TO KNOCK THIS SHIT OFF

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)02:56 No. 255546 ID: c13466
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>>255545
*SHAKAKLABABLAMMASPLOOM*

THEIR ENTIRE FLEET EXPLODED

Tune in next week when you wake up in a coffin in an underwater complex? HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/12(Fri)02:59 No. 255548 ID: c13466
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and so the day was saved somehow

thus concludes today's episode

you can slow down now

>>255548
Awesome...

Holy bejeezus, what an update rate.

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/14(Sun)19:37 No. 256412 ID: c13466
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>England, the wizard ages

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/14(Sun)19:37 No. 256413 ID: c13466
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*BZARP!*

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/14(Sun)19:38 No. 256414 ID: c13466
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*kludd*

>and stay out!

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/14(Sun)19:38 No. 256415 ID: c13466
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*BZARP!*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSHIT

WAT DO

>_

MEET WIZARD

get wizards powers!

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/14(Sun)19:45 No. 256423 ID: c13466
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>>256418
THERE HAPPENS TO BE ONE RIGHT HERE

A LEVEL 3 CHRONOMANCER

KICK HIM IN THE BALLS QUICK

TAKE HIS HAT

STEAL HIS POWERS!

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/14(Sun)19:47 No. 256428 ID: c13466
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>>256422
YOU EAT HIM

KIRBY STYLE

CUTSCENE TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/14(Sun)19:48 No. 256432 ID: c13466
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YOU ARE NOW A LEVEL 3 CHRONOMANCER

YOU CAN NOW SLOW DOWN TIME AS YOU SEE FIT

SLOW?!

WHAT A BULLSHIT POWER

SLOW DOWN TIME ITS THE ONLY WAY

SLOW DOWN TIME, KICK MAN IN BALLS REPEATEDLY, TURN BACK ON TIME

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/14(Sun)19:53 No. 256441 ID: c13466
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>>256436
YOU EXPEND SEPTILLION UNITS OF CHRONAL ENERGY TO KICK A PEASANT IN THE BALLS SEVERAL TIMES

>>256432
SLOW DOWN TIME SUCH THAT PERCEPTUALLY YOU ARE MUCH FASTER
CEASE THE NEED TO HURRY QUITE SO MUCH

yes, perfect! now you look even faster compared to everyone else!

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/14(Sun)19:58 No. 256448 ID: c13466
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>>256442
TO DO THAT WOULD REQUIRE EXPENDING FAR TOO MUCH CHRONAL ENERGY

YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE AT LEAST LEVEL 'ALL OF THE LEVELS' IN ORDER TO DO THAT

well then grind lvls as fast as fucking possible!

>>256448
KICK PEASANTS IN THE BALLS UNTIL YOU LEVEL UP THEN

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/14(Sun)20:02 No. 256455 ID: c13466
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BALL KICKING COMPLETE

SPEED UP TIME

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/14(Sun)20:04 No. 256457 ID: c13466
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*KAPLASHOOM*

OH GOD WHAT DID YOU DO

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/14(Sun)20:06 No. 256461 ID: c13466
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>MEANWHILE, AT THE GUILD OF CHRONOMANCY

"FUCK THAT"

uh oh! need to go faster
start generating some speed aura!

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/14(Sun)20:09 No. 256464 ID: c13466
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>>256460
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, ALL YOU DID WAS KICK ALL THE BALLS

>>256456

DONE

>>256463

YOU ARE ALREADY AT THE PEAK OF HURRYING ABILITY

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/14(Sun)20:12 No. 256466 ID: c13466
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>>256464
SUDDENLY YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A FEATURELESS WHITE VOID WITH AN ANGRY WIZARD

>"STOP FUCKING WITH MY SHIT, THE CHRONOMANCERS EXIST TO DETER TIME CRIME, NOT CAUSE IT. RELINQUISH YOUR POINTY HAT AND TEMPORALANCE."

FUCK

THAT

>>256464
INCREASE RUNNING SPEED UNTIL YOU'RE ALMOST EVERYWHERE ON THE PLANET'S SURFACE AT ONCE

THEN STOP WHEN YOU'RE AT THE CHRONOMANCERS' GUILD.

TELL HIM YOU'LL ONLY KICK CRIMINAL BALLS IN THE FUTURE

FIND SOME MUGGERS OR PIRATES OR MUGGER-PIRATES

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/14(Sun)20:15 No. 256469 ID: c13466
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>>256467

YOU'RE ALREADY AT THE GUILD SOMEWHERE I THINK

OHHHH SHIT

>>256466
OK NEW PLAN
KICK THIS GUY IN THE BALLS

kirby style eat him!

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/14(Sun)20:19 No. 256473 ID: c13466
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>>256468

>"It doesn't matter, if you're fucking with time, you're fucking with time."

>"I sentence you to two infinities in time jail."

say that HE is the one fucking with time and sentence him to ALL the infinities

SPEED UP TIME UNTIL TWO INFINITES HAVE PASSED, WALK OUT

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/14(Sun)20:20 No. 256478 ID: c13466
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>>256470
>>256472
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>256473
FUCK THIS SHIT! SLOW DOWN THE WORLD SO YOU STEAL ITS SPEED CAUSE PHYSICS WORKS LIKE THAT! THEN PUNCH THIS GUY SO FUCKING FAST!

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/14(Sun)20:22 No. 256483 ID: c13466
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FUCK YOUR SHIT TIME MAN

>"WHAT"

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/14(Sun)20:24 No. 256486 ID: c13466
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YOU SLOW DOWN REALITY TO DRAW IN ALL OF IT'S LATENT SPEED

THE CHRONOMANCER IS UNAFFECTED

>"HOW?!"

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/14(Sun)20:28 No. 256490 ID: c13466
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*SLWHAM*

>"HOW CAN YOU MOVE FASTER THAN I MASTER OF TIME?!!"

>>256490
WE'RE IN A FUCKING HURRY THAT'S HOW

WE NEED TO GET BACK TO THE FUTURE

MASTERY IS FOR THOSE WHO TAKE IT!

COME ON THIS SHIT IS TAKING TOO LONG HURRY UP

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/14(Sun)20:30 No. 256495 ID: c13466
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YOU ACTIVATE YOUR SPEED AURA AND DISPEL THE CHRONOMANCER'S POWER SO YOU CAN ABSORB A NEW ONE

eat lvl all lvls chronomancer!

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/14(Sun)20:32 No. 256497 ID: c13466
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"HOW?

I'M IN A FUCKING HURRY THAT'S HOW

YATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA
TATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA
TATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA
TATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA"

Yell "SSHIIIIIIITTT!"

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/14(Sun)20:34 No. 256499 ID: c13466
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"WATAI!"

>HOKUTO HURRY THE FUCK UP FIST

LEVEL UP NOW NOW NOW

WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO FUCK AROUND WITH VOTING ON MINMAXING BULLSHIT JUST PICK SOMETHING

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/14(Sun)20:37 No. 256504 ID: c13466
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YOU NOW HAVE ALL THE LEVELS

>>256504
FUCKIN' A. NOW YOU CAN DO >>256442

THEN WE CAN SNEAK INTO THE BASE OF THE GEOMANCERS AND STEAL POWER OVER SPACE

SAVE THE PRINCESS THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE

Wait I guess now there is.

NO!

FAST FORWARD TO THE END OF THE QUEST, IT'S THE FASTEST WAY!

make time shut up and sit down!

HURRYQUEST!1mfnBzDFEU 2010/11/14(Sun)20:43 No. 256511 ID: c13466
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IT IS DONE

TIME HAS BEEN SLOWED TO THE POINT THAT YOU NEVER NEED TO HURRY AGAIN

ever

QUEST OVER?

at least for now...

Missed it again, dammit.

Hurry to a point in time where you need to hurry again.

>>256511
Shit. That was quick.

>>256511
Hey.

Smile.

This quest is cracking me up xD

>>256511
GODDAMMIT, YOU'RE TOO SLOW. HURRY THE FUCK UP.