Yay. Time to see what Liza and Fiftyeight are up to on their little outing.

So, who's holding us now?

That arcade damn well better have TMNT IV: Turtles in Time.

We are still in elizabeths hands, right?

Okay Elizabeth, you know that just because he is now your stepbroth doesn't really change things. Really, he is just another person, someone you happen to know and share fond memories with. So really, be ready to be patient for him to open up and talk with you today.

Liza!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)09:44 No. 21760 ID: fb5d8e
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Where zhould I take him, though? If I get him that drink zomewhere crowded that would defeat the purpoze of leaving the barbeque.. and a zupermarket seems so.. Hmm.. and I'm not drezzed for anything fanzy. He lookz good, though.
You know, I might not know Fiftyeight that well yet, but it juzt feelz like there'z a good perzon under that cold exterior. I feel rezponzible as hiz new elder zizter to help him dizcover it. I'm not forzing myzelf into hiz life, oui?

>>21760
Ask him.
You'll probably get an 'I don't really care', but hey, it's the nice thing to do.
Either that, or just the arcade.

>>21760
Of course not.

Hrm, well here is the real question if you want him to be comfortable and open up:

What kinds of things do you remember him liking? If you can take him somewhere that emulates one of his favored childhood memories, it would sure be a nice thing to do for someone.

>>21760

I think a bar would send the wrong message in the first place. A book store might be better, because you can get some coffee and talk. If worst comes to worst then you can just browse books with him. Nobody COMPLETELY hates books.

>>21760
Liza, honey, I don't mean to insult you, but your chest looks so much nicer without an orb-shaped third breast in the center. You may consider repositioning us.

>>21763
If asking doesn't get a response this seems like the best idea, honestly.

Liza!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)09:59 No. 21766 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Zo.. You have any.. favorite placez? Anywhere you'd like to go?"
>"No, I am okay with anything."
>"Hmmm.. How about the library? It will be quiet and we can get a drink and perhapz zome cake at the cafeteria."
>"Allright."

We don't have any bookztorez with coffee around here, but we do have a very nice library. It even has a comic zection we can vizit.
Off we go!

>>21766
Hmm, wonder if the latest issue of Journey is out...

>>21766
ASK HIM IF HE LIKES TWILIGHT

>>21768
NOOOOOO

"Accidentally" lead him into the national geographic naked black lady boobies section. He'll shit bricks and be carrying a book in front of himself ALL DAY.

>>21770
He's fifteen but has internet access. I think he's seen better than droopy tribal tats.

>>21771
That's when she should lift her shirt for comparison's sake.

"Wow, a good bra makes a big difference, non?"

*blushblush*

"Zoops, i have forgotten to wear mine!"

>>21772
Ah, Zut alors!

>>21766

Well, might as well strike up a conversation. Ask him if he's into books in the first place. Or ask him to tell you about school, or something.

>>21776

Or, since he'll probably answer all questions with one-word responses, then tell him a little about yourself. He knows very little after all.

Liza!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)10:29 No. 21780 ID: fb5d8e
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>"There we go! A coffee for me, juice for you, and two zlizes of deliziouz ztrawberry cheezecake! Bon appetit!"
>"Thank you."
>"Zo! Do you read? I've heard Twilight iz becoming quite popular lately. Or maybe you like Harry Potter?"
>"I don't really read, sorry."
>"That'z allright. Everyone haz their intereztz. Zo.. How iz zchool?"
>"It's fine."

Hmm! He iz zo ztubborn.

Hmm...Should we tell her about what his sister thinks about him? I mean, we really should warn her...

>>21778
Yeah, this.

Are you too related blood-wise?
Anyway, don't talk to him. I think it'll just make more incomfortable.

>>21780
Let him know a bit more about yourself, and then ask him to fill you in on himself.

>>21778
Yeah, best idea.

>>21781
No.

>>21780
Be conversational! Tell him a bit about yourself and try to draw him into conversation - bring the energy up!

>>21780
If you're so desperate for him to show his true colors, just hit him in the face as hard as you can with without warning, and then play along when he gets all stompy and shouty.
That brings the best out of people.

By the way Liza, 58's little sister, in the last DAY, has rubbed her cunt against him, left incest porn on his bed, smelled his underwear, licked his seat, touched his cock, and put her vaginal juices on his flute so he would taste them. Just a heads up.

Oh, and all these things turned him on.

Tell him a bit about yourself...Don't tease him, it may make him a bit more hostile...

>>21789
Don't be rediculus. She just ALMOST did some of those things.

>>21789

Did those acts really turn him on? And I don't quite remember her doing THAT to his flute...I just thought she licked it...

>>21792

She did leave incest porn on his bed though...And smelled his underwear and licked his seat.

>>21794
She touched her nipples with it, but I don't think she went below the waist.

Liza!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)11:07 No. 21800 ID: fb5d8e
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Janine? Nooo, I can't imagine her doing anything like that. It'z obviouz zhe lovez her brother, but I don't think zhe'd take it that far.

Hmm! Talking about myzelf firzt.. That might work!

>"Yeah, highzchool was a pain in the azz for me too. It'z zo boring, right? I waz very happy to be able to chooze what I study when I graduated. Right now I'm ztudying anthropology at the Zaint Marino Women'z University. It'z a pretty ztrange change not to have any men around, but it iz relaxing too- Uhm, not that I mind your company! I would like to go travelling to Africa for my ztudiez zome day.. What about you? Any planz?"
>"No."

...I'm getting a little angry here!

>>21800
keep in mind that he's a teenage boy. He's just trying a bit hard to look nonchalant.

Ask about him. Ask if he has girlfriends (he doesn't) ask about Janine, ask about his mom. Talk to him until he opens up. He can't just sit there like a lump all day.

>>21800
Aha, now you know how we feel. Someone like you is refreshing.

Yeah, we don't REALLY like him either, but he's okay. He really cares about his sister and stuff that's important though, so he's kinda nice...He's just...Introverted? Most guys really would just mumble positively or negatively. Be thankful you get words...

>>21800
FFFFFFFFFFFFF if he doesn't eat that cake I may have to punch him.
Tell him to eat it.

You know, guys...How DID Fifty-Eight find us? It's not like teenagers carry objects of strange properties nowadays...

Honestly, he's just really bored and uninterested in life. He doesnt seem to have any interests that we can tell. It is kind of infuriating, isnt it? Maybe we should just punch him or something to snap him out of his enoui.
Oh! There was that manga thing. Ask him about that.

>>21807
Yeah.

Normal world and rules, but Orb?

There may be something there.

Or it could simply be a macguffin.

>>21802
>He can't just sit there like a lump all day.

wanna bet?

I dunno what to tell you, Big-Liza. You can't force non-specific teenage dissatisfaction and angst to go away by talking for a few minutes. Just try to be patient with him.

>>21800
if he tries to escape, he was supposed to go pick up his sister for the barbeque. offer to pick her up with him and so forth; continue to talk to him while you drive. try to get janine involved when she joins.

>>21807

Personally, when I was a kid I just had a toaster that would go on zany adventures with me, so I agree that orbs are just weird.

Liza!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)11:27 No. 21820 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Hmm, the cake iz really good."
>"That's nice."
>"..Zo.. Do you like comicz? Did you ever read japaneze comicz, manga?"
>"Yeah."
>"Really? I love manga. What titlez have you enjoyed?"
>"I don't remember, sorry."

AAAHH!! I WANT TO PUNCH HIM! I WANT TO PUNCH HIM IN HIZ LITTLE FACE!!
WHAM! MY FIZT AGAINZT HIZ NOZE-- No, that would break it.. Maybe juzt the cheek. But I don't want to knock out his teeth.. How can I hit him without cauzing permanent damage?
--Ahhh, why am I thinking about thiz?!

Calm! calm! breathing exercises!

>>21820
You want to see emotion?

Kiss him, then.

>>21820
"Eat your cake or I'll knot your arms behind your head."

Playfully pat his cheek with your fist and puff your own cheeks. Saying something like: "You're not being any fun, you silly guy." is optional.

>>21820
You know... He's probably not going to eat any of that cake... what a waste. You should feed it to him. Like, use your fork and hold it up to his mouth type thing. You know... we've been with him for days... and I dont think he's eaten once in that whole time period...

>>21820

I suspect that he's just trying to be frustrating now, just a little bit. Wander around to look at books, or ask him if you guys should go pick up Janine. Either way, be quiet for a while and let him talk next.

>>21830
YES.

>>21820
Cheek would work. You won't be able to put too much force into it while sitting down.

NUT KICK IN:
5
4
3..

Slip off your shoe and rub his crotch with your foot. If that doesn't get a response out of him...

>>21820
Look, Liza, he's been in a funk for longer than we've known him. It's pretty much his default behavior at this point. I don't think he knows how to do anything else!
You're really going to have to try some drastic measures to get reactions. A kiss on the cheek, sharing your cake, anything to break the ice.
He's built up a LOT of ice. So we need to chip away until there's a crack and then pry that sucker out until he's warm! You hear?!

>>21837

I think that doing something drastic would throw him off, and probably make things much more awkward. I suggest you just let him open up in his own time, and probably stop the inane conversation.

>>21820
ask him if he's thought about you at all.

Liza!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)11:47 No. 21843 ID: fb5d8e
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Don't zay I can't land a good punch. We've been getting zelf-defenze lezzonz at Zaint Marino's, zo I know all about inflicting the pain!
Hmm..
Allright! I'm not giving up! But- But I'm not going to kizz him or do anything naughty yet! He'z ztill juzt 15 and my little brother.
I'll give him a playful punch and pout a bit.

>"You're not being any fun, you zilly guy."
>"Ah-? I'm sorry."
>"No! Being zorry is not enough! Do you want me to forzefeed you thiz delicious cake?"
>"N-no no, that- That's allright. I'll eat it by myself, thank you."

>>21843
>But- But I'm not going to kizz him or do anything naughty yet!
>yet
>YET

Gentlemen, we have hooked the herring.

>>21846
Indeed.

>>21843
You go girl. Seriously though. Make sure he eats some of that cake. Like, keep an eye out for it. Hes probably going to try to get out of it somehow.

>>21843
Ask him how he remembered you after so long.

>>21851
No, he'll be uncomfortable. You gotta make him feel happy and comfortable.

>>21851

Well he kinda already answered that when he told us that she was his first kiss. So, yeah.

>>21843
Check the time

>>21846

Watch it, she can hear you.

Ya know, pass the orb over to him for a bit. We obviously can't do our 'magic' from this end so lets try another.

Casually pass the orb saying something like you found this curious orb in the garden. At least it would start a conversation.

>>21871
>Watch it
>WACHA! Gotta get back, back to the past Samoorai Jack (jackjackjack)

Liza!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)12:50 No. 21889 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Zo.. I found thiz in the garden. Iz it yourz?"
>"Oh.. The Orb of Infinite Psyche. Yeah.. I found it at some archeological dig during a schooltrip last week. It- uh, it makes things interesting."

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)12:51 No. 21890 ID: fb5d8e
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Chapter 7:
"So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this and this gives life to thee."

'sup dude. You gonna eat that? Your sister is totally hot btw, really nice too. Be nice to your stepsister, she's pretty cool.

Cheer the fuck up, man. At least try to be friendly and act like you care about people.

You keep up this attitude and you are going to die alone and unloved.

>>21889
Where was the dig you found us at?

Also, come on, eat the cake, you know it will be tasty.

MOTHER FUCKING CAKE UP IN THIS HOUSE! THAT SHIT BE DELICIOUS! EAT THAT SHIT UP!

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)13:12 No. 21903 ID: fb5d8e
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Listen, honored collective, I can see that she's nice myself, and that is exactly what is bothering me. Her caring touch makes me very uncomfortable.
I would prefer dying alone if it meant that I was allowed to be alone and noone was around to bother me with their love and attention... because I can't say 'No' to her this way.

I don't want cake. I am most positive that I will become sick if I force myself to eat this, but now I HAVE to eat it.

>"Zo.. What are you thinking of? You are looking zo thoughtful."

Okay, now don't make me think of incest again-- Oh- Damn all the risen lemures of ancient Rome!

>>21889

Wow what a talker, huh? So, how are you taking all of this?

>>21903

Well, at least your life isn't boring anymore, right?

Tell her you're thinking about how delicious the cake is.

>>21903
Look, I know it can be calming and peaceful to be alone.

But having someone to talk to, to laugh with and enjoy moments with, that is something precious to have.

So even if right now you would like to be alone, you also know that you want to talk with her.

So open up to her, even if only a little bit. Maybe tell her a single childhood memory, and see what happens.

>>21903
Ask her if she has any female friends your age. Then you won't have to think about incest.

The girl you've been obsessing over for 3 years is giving you a shot.

Sure she's your half sister but look at that face bro.

>>21903
If you enjoy being alone why do you talk to us. This edgy "I am a lone soul" is just a phase. Think about it do you really want to only have us to talk too.

>>21903
On an unrelated note, what kind of music do you like?

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)13:28 No. 21924 ID: fb5d8e
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I'll try..

>"I am just considering how delicious this cake is. I have not had cheesecake since my father left-- Ah, meaning no harm to you."
>"Ofcourze not! I waz pretty peeved when my parentz zplit up too. But on the other hand, I got to meet you and Janine, and that makez me happy."
>"I.. I guess."
>"We'll form a new, better family together, allright, lil bro?"

Just as I thought there was no gesture more inappropriate to this topic than a high five, Liza brings out the 'brofist'.

Brofist of the north star that shit.

>>21924

D'awww, I think it's cute! :3 Return it.

Pick a random subject. Babble about it. It doesn't matter if you actually feel strongly about it or not. Think about it like chaff. Or like spines on an animal. A defense so that she doesn't actually get close. She seems determined to talk to you no matter how quiet you get, so being quiet is not going to work at all. It will only make her work harder to get you to talk.

So, just pick a random subject, and devote a tiny portion of your brain to the conversation while you think on other things.

>>21924
Come on, you know you have to pound that.

>>21924
Bump that shit, yo. This could be the start of a beautifull friendship.

>>21903
Well shit man. Now I can't help but imagine those creepy little blob things with lemur faces and tails. Why on earth did it take you saying that to conjure this image? I may never know.

Also you should accept the kindness. It's not like you did anything to deserve to be punished... Is it?

>>21924
Different people approach the situation in different ways. You've already established your lack of desire to try and educate others in your 'dark truth' - why not indulge them in their own 'light truths'? It does nothing to harm you, and might expand your horizons a bit. At worst, you'll feel a little silly - but it doesn't matter, right?

Indulge her. She means well, as odd as that might seem.

Wait... why will the cake make you sick?

>>21924
one up her
do a pinky swear

>>21924
Pop it and lock it, bro. It is the only response.

>>21936
Well he did have to force down Janine's meal when he wasn't even that hungry. Godddamn people need to stop using food to try and cheer him up.

>>21941
He has eaten one bowl of cereal in the two days we've been with him. Thats all.

>animated Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)13:42 No. 21949 ID: fb5d8e
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Well.. I guess it does feel kind of good.

>>21947
Two options:
1) He's been eating offscreen, which isn't unreasonable
2) Depression/nihilism absolutely murders your appetite.

>>21949
See? Can't hurt to try.

>>21949

Doesn't it, though?

Ask her about what books she's been reading lately.

>>21949
good job man you've made us incorporeal being proud
so now what?

>>21949

Well that's over with. Tell her that we've gotta go and pick up Janine now. It's about that time, right?

>>21949
Thats right. It does feel kinda good. Fuck yeah dude. Yours is the brofist that will pierce the heavens!

Hey dude~! Who's being a good little guy-crawling-out-of-shell...

We've been in those ruins longer than I thought...

>>21954

Oh yeh, we gotta go pick her up. See if we can bring Elizabeth too.

Are you guys sure that's a good idea? Are you sure you're sure?

I wonder what happens if two people touch the orb at the same time.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)14:04 No. 21973 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh yeah, Janine. I did not promise her anything, but I feel this strange need to spend time with her, and somehow consider being with Liza and Janine together a good time.
Following your advice, I best pursue this feeling until it fades again.

>"Ah- It is expected of me to pick up Janine from her hockeypractice soon."
>"Ohhh. Let'z go with my car when we're done here. I haven't zeen Janine at hockey yet!"
>"So be it."

>>21973
Good going dude!

Alright, maybe talk about music in the car? What bands do you like, maybe you share interest.

Why are we even trying to help this loser? His sister is fucked up for wanting to be his personal cocksocket but at least she isn't a whiny emo bitch, and Liza seems pretty fucking chill.

I say we need to get this amulet into Janine or Elizabeth's hands and hook THEM up.

>>21973
Great, This'll be fun. Good to see you smiling dude. Stick with us. We'll try to get you as many of these fleeting feelings as possible.

>>21973

You're doing well, young one. Now try to make some small talk.

>>21981
We have no body and nothing better to do.

>>21973

Ask her what she listens to, or does when she's not at school.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)14:41 No. 22008 ID: fb5d8e
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>"GET OUT OF MY WAY OR I'LL SLAUGHTER YOU!!!"

..I rarely seen Janine this intense. She has an incredibly competitive personality, and simply waltzes her way over corpses and ruins to get her way.
Truly an amazing contrast.


I don't listen to music.

>"What kind of music do you like, Liza?"
>"Hmm? Oh, I'm okay with any kind of muzic. It dependz on my mood. What about you?"

It's not within my wishes to disappoint her with a 'Nothing' after being the one who asked her first.

Cant go wrong with Jazz .

>>22008
tell her you're a big fan of music by The Greasy Moose.

also, hockey does not work that way. not even field hockey.

>>22008
Tell her you don't really listen to music, ask her if she has any recommendation maybe you just haven't found something you enjoy.

>>22008

Classical. Nice and safe answer.

>>22014
Actually, go with the blues.
That fits your personality a little better.

>>22008

"Pretty much the same as you, really."

Cheer on your sister!

>>22008
Just blurt out something like "Whatever you listen to i mean sometimes like rock or pop but i mean also darker stuff because its more serious i mean i have like a really dark soul and anyway yeah music."

Lounge music. 58 is clearly a Lounge kinda guy.

"Disco"

>>22008
Ska.
Also cheer on your sister. Isn't she just adorably vicious? :3c

>>22008
Electric Light Orchestra

>>22019
Go with this. Also cheer or at least smile at your sister if she looks at you.

>>22019
This is not a bad way to go. Phrase it as "looking for suggestions"

"oh... you know. A bit of everything."

So by "Hockey" you mean Lacross?

>>22036
Yeah if you say a random song type it might end up coming back to haunt you honisty is the best way to go.

>>22037
No fellow voice, it is field hockey. Played with normal sportswear and sneakers instead of pads and skates on a grass field.

Just say you like a variety, but don't be too specific.

Suggestion 2009/08/03(Mon)14:57 No. 22042 ID: fb5d8e
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>"MURDERBAAAALLLL!!!"

The whistle sounds and Janine gets scolded for playing too aggressively.
It feels inappropriate to cheer on her right now.


>"Jazz, classical, blues, disco.. The Greasy Moose, Electric Light Orchestra.. Anything, really."
I have absolutely no idea what I am talking about.
>"Ah, it'z good that you can enjoy zo much. Come over zome time, and we'll check out some CDz together, allright?"

>>22042
PERFECT. Yes, accept that offer.

>>22042

Good job man! That's using your bluff skill.

Oh, and do not piss your little sis off. You see what she does on the field. Imagine her using what she learned on you.

>>22042
8I Something tells me she plays Bloodbowl. Uwaaaa~ She's so cooool~

Man. We should have stuck with Janine. Thats where the action is.

While its inapropriate to cheer now. Consider dropping a good "Lets go Janine!" in there whenever you need a break from the conversation with Liza.

Tell her you'd like to but your CD collection is lacking.

mike ceaver's books on tape.

Cheer Janine on. If the referees dislike aggression they can fuck off back to Lacrosse or Polo or some other equally homosexual sport.

In any case, supporting her will help Janine gain the confidence to succeed in life. And beat the fuck out of her future boy/girlfriends if they try anything she doesn't like.

>>22047
Yeah. Janine needs the confidence to go for what she wants in life and TAKE it, no matter what piddly little moral, ethical and legal restrictions stand in the way, amirite?

>>22053
Why would you want Janine to beat the fuck out of Liza and 58?

>>22055
Well it worked for Muschio, didn't it?

trap sprung. The Greasy Moose plays music that not even the band themselves like.

also, Janine confirmed for field hockey.

>>22061
Good thing he mentioned ELO to even it out then.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)15:36 No. 22063 ID: fb5d8e
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Fine, fine.

>"Agreed. My CD collection is lacking right now, however, so I will have little to add."
>"Oh, don't worry, half of my collection iz on my laptop too. Give me a call when you feel like it."

Apparently the coach did not want to deal with Janine's behaviour any more for the day, and sends her to sit on the side - but, ofcourse, her eyes meet mine and the next moment she is embracing me.
I suppose this is a good moment as any to cheer on her.

>"Aaah, big brother and Lizaaa! You came to watch!"
>"You play well, Janine."
>"Th-thank you! I try really hard for you, big bro!"

>>22063
aw how cute

Ask janine, what she wants to do after the match is over.

Going for ice cream would be nice.

Lean in and whisper to Janine that it's OK to rough up the other players, as long as the referee isn't watching.

>>22063
Well... Tell her you appreciate it?

>>22068
Second in so far as Icecream is concerned. Ice cream is scientifically proven to be awesome.

>>22068
>It's OK to rough up the other players, as long as the referee isn't watching.

That will go hilariously poorly.

>>22068
>>22072

There's a barbecue to get to. Don't need to waste money when we're heading to a cookout.

Is that half of an :3 face I see on Janine?

Anyway, should we take her back to the cookout or... idunno...

Forget the barbecue. These siblings march to their own beat.

>>22075
Does he know how to cook?

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)16:03 No. 22084 ID: fb5d8e
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Well, me and Liza have been skipping because we are adults, but Janine still enjoys the whole family get together.

>"I appreciate that, Janine. ..We should head back to the barbeque."
>"Right, Marcuz really wantz to zee Janine."

More lame barbeque for the rest of the day.

I lower my voice a little to adress my little sister and whisper he something inappropiate but encouraging. I hope her competitive spirit will get to great places in life.
>"It's okay to rough up the other players, as long as the referee isn't watching."
>"..Okay, big broothheeerrr~"

>>22084
You're not an adult. You're fifteen. Get over yourself.

Also your sister is going to steal the orb. Just so you know.

Suggest stopping by at an icecream shop first. If only so Janine can get something cold and refreshing.

>>22084
D'aaaaaaaawww

Hey man. Are you forgetting how awesome that Moss Covered Wall was?

>>22088
Also, second. She deserves a reward.

I feel like mentioning that I like Janine's tendency to slyly look at the camera.

Fiftyeight!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)16:12 No. 22095 ID: fb5d8e
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Chapter 8:
“So we shall flow a river forth to Thee,
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.”

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)16:20 No. 22100 ID: fb5d8e
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Guuuys!! What was up with trying to warn my brother like that!?

Warn who about what now?

>>22100
it's because we love you, Janine, and we want him to be more ready for your advances <3

>>22100

"We're sorry, but this line has been temporarily disconnected."

>>22100
is dat sum DFC peeking out of that obviously over sized shirt?

>>22100
Sorry. Its been a long day. We made some serious progress with your brother. He totally smiled today. And ate a bit of cake. It was totally weird cause hes normally so aloof. Great game, by the way. You have a very aggressive style that fits your personality well.

>>22100
We help whoever is our holder and he was currently using us so it was more important we helped him than you. However now that you hold us you are the one we will help.

Janine, our task is to help the one who bears us. We felt your brother needed more time with us, so we warned him.

That is inconsequential now, as you bear us anyway. How can we help you, dear?

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)16:37 No. 22110 ID: fb5d8e
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Awww, thanks, guys!
Help me make big bro smile too! He was a little bit social during the barbecue today, and it was so amazing! He's so calm and gentle to everyone. He even ate a whole sausage!
He's taking a nap in the backyard right now. He looked a little sickyyy. Heeheehee~

So did you guys hear what he said about playing it rough? So it IS okay to hurt him when I make him love me! That makes everything much easier, right, guys?

>>22110
>So it IS okay to hurt him when I make him love me!

Nonononono!
Bad idea! We want him to be happy first. That way things can't possibly break apart later.

>>22110
Further, just lay down next to him. Spending simple time with him is always a step in the right direction, and has zero creepout risk.

>>22110
No no, Janine, dear, he meant it is okay to rough up the other players in your hockey game.

Not him.
You don't want to hurt your beloved brother, do you?
That would make him sad.

>>22110
Honestly, dear, I wouldn't suggest being rough with your brother. He looks fragile.

>>22110
Sooooort of~
Not too much though, until he gets used to it. For now, let's try to focus on subtlety. We need to come up with some sort of clever plan to get him closer to you.

Also, that shirt is conspicuosly revealing. Did you wear it for big bro?

>>22110
He wanted you to play rough because it shows that you are competitive it shows you can stand up for yourself.
The stronger you are competitivly the higher are the chances you will get what you want out of life.

>>22110
Remember, he is your beloved brother, and hurting him would make him sad, and you don't want that, right?

>>22116
Saaaaay, did you ever get back the panties you left in his locker?

>>22110

Look, it's fine if he's hurt a little bit. Like he said, as long as nobody like the ref knows what's the difference?

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)16:57 No. 22125 ID: fb5d8e
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I'll just rough him up a little~? Okay, someone like the ref-- Like mom! Someone like that can't know about it, aaaand it can't be too much because big bro is a teensy bit fragile. Uhmm.. That will be okay, right?
Right! I gotta get the most out of my competitivityness.

..Aaahh, look. Look, he's sleeping. That secret face.. Even when he's sleeping he looks so intense and serious.
Aahh..

I can't lie down next to him, though, the bench is way too small.

>>22125
:3c Stroke his hair while he's sleeping

>>22125
How about slowly lower yourself onto laying on top of him.

He looks pretty out of it, it could work, and you would be so close to him, he would be warming you with his heat. Don't you want his heat?

>>22125
It might be best to let him sleep for now. He's had an... eventful day.

Have you spent any time with Liza, Janine?

>>22125
What is he sleeping ON? It looks frilly. Is that some girls' dress or something?

>>22125
I wonder what his breath tastes like...

>>22125
You do realise hurting him is not gonna make him love you right?

>>22125
I'm seeing you, Janine.

Your once-white shirt is spattered with blood. Your hockey stick is covered as well. Your brother has entered the room, and you seem oblivious to the obvious look of horror on his face. Behind you, Elizabeth's exposed brain gushes a small stream of red, trickling down her face, across the table, and to the floor.

You're trying to justify it by claiming that nobody saw it, so it's okay. You're really scared. You don't want to have gone this far to just be rejected.

This is where that philosophy will lead.

>>22133
Lies. Haven't you the saying "You always hurt the ones you love?" Well, it works both ways.

You could ask Liza for advice. She's 20, so i'm sure she knows something about seduction.

guys, 58 has cancer.

>>22132
Shush, not, now. Too many disapproving eyes lurking about.

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)17:08 No. 22143 ID: fb5d8e
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Aaahhh.. This hair is so soft.. So soft.. And it smells so good, like big brother.
Uh-- That's Liza's jacket- That's nice of her! I think that big brother deserved his rest too, guys.
Aaahh..
Eeeee.. Eeeeeee, but I can't lie on top of him! He'll definately wake up.. Maybe.. Maybe he won't?
Aaahh, should I? Should I?
Aahh, I'm getting all crazy from his smell! My heart is beating so hard, you guys!

>>22125

Exactly, Janine. Refs like your mom and dad. Hell, while we're on the subject, maybe you should leave Bro behind and go see Liza. Bro's the ref when it comes to HER after all...

Liza being Elizabeth and all.

>>22143
Look around first, you twit. You are outside, there are bound to be potential witnesses. Keep it calm and quick, whatever you do.

Basically, a quick kiss on the lips at most.

>>22143

Janine, see

>>22144

>>22143
lay on top of him, slowly and gently. if he wakes up say you were so tired form hockey practice that you needed a nap, and he seemed like the most comfy spot.

To your credit though he wasnt too thrilled about finding that out.

>>22143
Weeeelll, you can go ahed but no groping right now, okay? ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉ

>>22147
Second. Maybe he'll even snuggle in close to you this way.

Just play it cool, Janine. If you come on strong you will push him away.

The best thing to do is be a friend to him. Build a rapport. The guy is lonely as all hell, so you need to be there for him so he can open up emotionally.

In short, the first step to becoming lovers is becoming friends.

At most, sit next to him. More later, at home.

>>22143

Remember secondary objective.

Must deal with stealer of first kiss.

>>22154
We don't want that thief stealing Janine's first kiss too.
That's ONLY for 58. Nobody else.

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)17:29 No. 22160 ID: fb5d8e
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Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna be gentle, okay!
Everyone went home or is cleaning up right now, it'll be okay!!

..
..He's not waking up..
..Aahhh..
...Aaaaahhh... So close to big brother..
W-when we're married we'll wake up like this every day.. Big brother.. I love you..
I love you so much it hurts me so much..
Ow, my chest- Guys, I love him so much it hurts me! Ow! Ow ow ow ow! My chest and heart are in so much pain from feeling big bro so close to me.
...Oooh, big brotherrrr... Aaaahh....

>>22160
Go to sleep with him or CAREFULLY kiss his lips.

Janine, I think you are having a heart attack. Do any of your limbs feel numb?

>>22160
D'aaaaaawww~ Well, first you might want to check and see we aren't pushing against your sternum. If not, then just lie there peacefully and I'm sure you'll start to feel better.

>>22160
..You didn't let the orb get stuck between you two, right?

Its ok, Its ok. Calm down, calm down. just relax and enjoy your time on him.

>>22160
Janine you are laying on a bee.

>>22164
She's 10 and athletic. She is not having a heart attack.

>>22170
Very clearly something is hurting her though related to her heart.
Maybe she has a heart condition that she didn't know about?

Suggestion 2009/08/03(Mon)17:39 No. 22173 ID: 53905d
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Well, if it's not a heart attack...

>>22172
That would be wuv

>>22172
>>22175

Or it's the orb

>>22172
Hm... seems plausible, but there's no way of knowing without more information.

When you say your chest hurts, Janine, do you mean figuratively or literally? And if you mean literally, what is the pain like?

>>22170
she might have arrhythmia.

KATAWA SHUOJI IS GO!

Janine, Honey? You're lying on us. While you're pretty light, you feel heavy.

I sure feel jealous of the relationship that you and Fifty-Eight have though. When I had a body, my sis and I weren't on the best of terms. We weren't openly hostile and were civilized to each other, but there was tension. We did try to support each other though. I wonder what had happened to her? HOW did I get in the Orb? I miss having a body...

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)17:53 No. 22184 ID: fb5d8e
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Hmm.. I want to! I want to.. just a quick, careful careful kiss.. But.. I really want him to give me my first kiss. I want to make a memory we can both treasure.
This pain is love, you guys! I have so much love for Fiftyeight I am going to explode! Ow ow.. Soooo much for you, big bro. More than you will ever ever ever comprehend.
Aahh, big brother...
His breath tastes sweet.. It smells a little like sausages..

>--snrk--

>>22184
Oh fuck-- Abort mission! Interlopers!

>>22184
Oh god Janine, FRENCH ALERT

If you want to make an important memory then that is the most important thing. Give him a kiss on the cheek, or on the forehead instead. that way its not using up your first kiss.

oh god... I bet his mouth tastes so delicious though...

>>22184
Liz doesn't seem angry, though, even though it is obvious what's going on...

>>22184
Is it just me or is Liza a bit reminiscent of Kuhral?

>>22177
yeah.. you should totally stop lying on the orb. you'll get a bruise.

Liza seems to be rooting us on...Keep on going.

Also, move us, please.

SUDDENLY, A PLAN FORMS:
Have Janine lie on orb.
Have orb cause bruise on chest.
Tell big brother we're totally worried about this bruise but we're too embarrassed to ask mom about it and would he please take a look for us.
Remove shirt.
Tell him we're not convinced when he says it's fine. Ask him to touch all around it to make sure.

JANINE
DO YOU WANT FIFTYEIGHT TO PUT HIS HANDS ALL OVER YOUR NAKED BODY
Y/N

Ohh...Good plan...

Liza seems to think its cute.

Show her how cute you can be!

>>22200
:3c

I'll bet his lips taste like hotdogs... oh god...

>>22206

There's a hint of mustard.

>>22184
Janine... Liza is laughing at you....

>>22210

Yes. eLIZAbeth certainly is.

Just snuggle up on him and pretend to be asleep, Janine.

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)18:39 No. 22234 ID: fb5d8e
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Abort-- Abort?! Ah!
Liza!
No, sh-she doesn't look upset.. She thinks it's cute?
Ah!

>"Janniiiinnneeee~ What are you doing there~"

Say "wh-...what does it look like i'm doing?"

>>22234
Liza: Look down Janine's shirt.

>>22234
play of the cute girl ruetine adults love that kind of stuff.

>>22234

N-n-nothing. We were just going to have a nap is all. We're tired from practice and wanted to nap on big brother. Thats all. I mean.. he's just so cute when he's sleeping... and he smells so good and oh god oh god oh god...

Use this:
>>22147

>>22234
"Just, taking a nap with big bro." It'll fit well with looking a bit embarrassed.

>>22234
"Wh-what are you talking about?! I wasn't doing anything. I was just going to take a nap!"

Claim you didn't see him.

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)18:48 No. 22248 ID: fb5d8e
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O-okay, okay! Uhmmm...!!

>"Wh-what are you talking about?! I wasn't doing anything. I was just going to take a nap! I was so tired of practice a-and big bro seemed so comfortable and he smelled so good so I thought I could sleep here--What what does it look like I'm doing?"
>"(( looked like you were gonna give your bro a little good night kizzzzz ))"

I wonder if he can hear us...

"M....Maybe i was!" and then kiss him. doo eeeet

>>22248
SHE'S ON TO US.
ADMIT EVERYTHING AND ASK FOR ADVICE.

PLATONICLY. PLATONIC KISS.

>>22248
Say this
"Why would you think I would do something like that? Are you projecting?"

>>22248
Don't admit everything. Just tell her the very basics.

You should ask Liza for advice on how to make a man yours.

>>22248
Give him an adoring kiss like any little sister who looks up to her brother would. She won't know the difference.
Plus you get to kiss him~

I- I- I- I would not. thats so g-g-gross, right? I was just um... smellin his breath is all... I just... oh god...

>>22248
Just suddenly start screaming in panic and grinding your crotch against his while crying madly.

>>22248
Don't let it seem like anything more, just play along and keep acting embarrassed and she won't suspect a thing I'm sure.

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)19:04 No. 22269 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Y-yeah! That's completely normal!"

Okay, I'll give him just a normal platonic family kiss! It will be okay! Just.. a normal..
...nnooo, I can't do it! This is too embarrassing! It doesn't feel like a family kiss at all! Big brother is my lover!!!

>"Janine, could it be that you're a tiny little bit in love with Fiftyeight?"

Say "Don't be silly!" and bury your face in your brother's shoulder.

Maybe we should try to let her decide what to do, we're not gonna be around forever...Are we?

>>22269
Get off of your brother and sit down next to the bench and cry in embarrassment. That will teach Liza to be right.

>>22269
Again, Liza doesn't seem to think this is a bad thing...

More like a tiny lot.

>>22271
Well he found us at a ruin cite and we've been here a long time who knows?

>>22269
Kiss him on the forehead. That'll make it look like a family kiss.

Swear her to secrecy.
Double-pinky swear or higher!

>>22278

Well, even if we're forever, they're not. We should let them do some thing by themselves. There's a reason we were found in a ruin.

I miss having a body...

>>22271

What's the point of a magical amulet that puts voices in your head if the voices don't talk?

>>22286
+1 to AC?

>>22283
You fool, don't let the girl hear you.
We've kept the secret well enough until now, but we don't need you blabbing it out loud.

>>22287

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Oh, right.

>>22269

Get angry. "H-hey, of course I love my brother! It's normal. Why do you care so much, do you love him too?!"

>>22290
Ohoho, yeeesss. Good idea thar.

>>22272
This sounds like the best plan...

>>22298
You dont want to wake up bro though, you know?

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)19:28 No. 22302 ID: fb5d8e
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>"(( w-will you keep it a secret? ))"
>"(( ofcouuurze~ ))"
>"(( pinky swear? ))"
>"(( pinky swear. ))"

W-well.. I guess it's kind of okay like this! She won't tell anyone, and she wasn't angry about it.
Hmmnn.. Okay, I'll ask.

>"W-Why do you care so much? Do you love him too? L-like me, I mean.."
>"Maaaaaybe a little. I don't want to be your rival though."

>>22302
You don't have to share him, but... every man loves threesomes, Jenine. EVERY MAN.

>>22302
Janine he is waking up. PAY ATTENTION JANINE.

>>22302

HEY Fiftyeight's awake

>>22302
Elizabeth is FUCKING WITH US.

Janine, this is the girl you swore you would destroy!

>>22302
Ok, pretend we've been here for a while ok? and that we're really sleepy and that we want him to go back to sleep so we an keep sleeping on him. oh god oh god oh god he's soooooo cute when he wakes up.

>>22302
Pay attention, you silly little girl. He wakes, he wakes!

Janine!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/08/03(Mon)19:52 No. 22335 ID: fb5d8e
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AAAHH!! Oh no no no, I can't look him in the face right now! Not nooow!
I'll pretend to be asleep!

>snnnrrhhh... fffuuuuu... snnnrrrhhh... fffuuuuu

>"..Janine? What..?"
>"Good evening, little bro. Zhe waz zo tired from hockey practice zhe fell azleep too!"
>"..On top of me? Posed like this?"
>"Zhe muzt have thought you looked really comfortable!"

...Liza can't be Elizabeth.. She's way too nice! Elizabeth is an evil witch!

You're right. It must be a different person. Hey, lets ask her what she knows about that trip later, when we have a moment.

As a matter of fact, don't ask Liza about the trip.

>>22335
pretend to wake up

>>22342
yes, pretend to take up, push your upper body up with your arms, so your shirt dips real low. It should give your brother the perfect view of your DFC.

>>22335
Maybe she isn't. For now, you should probably just try to keep acting like you're asleep, until he actually specifically tries to wake you. Do your best to seem tired~