>>218681
HA! I WAS RIGHT HE ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK!...
no wait... I didn't say anything like that...

Anyway, save the awkward stuff for home. You guys have more privacy there, and we could probably get Zerlina to make Io understand that you two need a momentary private time.
You can take that to discuss where everything is going...

also, would you have a heart attack if you got to second base?

>>218681
>Worse Date Ever
...You haven't been on many dates, I take it? Even if everything else is going bad, you're still with good company. Just accept that you aren't going to get much one on one anytime soon, and just hold Lina's hand and be sweet on her while having as a good a time as you can watching over Io. If you have to wait until you get home to spend time alone and talk, then that's what you do.

To whoever reads this: Inform J that it's vital for us to speak as soon as possible. Tonight, if possible.

@_@ Karl 2010/08/18(Wed)17:59 No. 219580 ID: cf68aa
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>Oh man... So much has happened...

>First off, the date. So we gave Io a talk about how what she did was wrong and stuff and she seemed to get it. After that Zerlina and I did as you advised and just hung out for the rest of the day. We had a good time but things were still kinda awkward you know?

>After that was done it was late and Io was falling asleep. I was about to call for a taxi when Zerlina grabbed my arm. She pointed to a hotel and said

"... Let's sleep there for the night."

>Oh man.. My heart was beating pretty damn hard. We went to the hotel and I got us a room. Zerlina and I went onto a bed and Io got a little mini bed fashioned from a couch.
>I've slept in the same bed with Lina before but that was in her tiny form you know? Never like this. I was kinda nervous but I just stripped into my underclothes and laid down. She kept most of hers on and got into bed as well.
>We just layed there for a long time til she spoke up

"So Karl... Do you want me to be your girlfriend?"

>I was shocked. I didn't know what to say. Finally I got the courage

>"Yes."

>Then she kissed me. We layed there for a long time just kissing. Maybe things would have gone farther but Io woke up and ended up crawling in the bed between us. We kinda just spent the rest of the night watching tv lol.

>So we got back home a while later and just passed right out. Some people came over and J threw a fit. She was yelling and throwing things and next thing I know we're kicked out and we got two strange men living with us.

>I only have one room though and these guys are really total strangers. It seems Lina and I won't be getting time to ourselves any time soon.
>The pic is of one of the guys, he's only a head!

wow, that was hectic. those guys are king and knight. they would be 2Series.

you may be able to make J chill out if you taunt her with you little droid. turns out it is a 0 series. which makes it like lina's older sister. J would give and arm and a leg for it.

>>219580
Okay, those would be the 2series synthetics that we've been having chats with every now and then. I'm not sure how secure this board is anymore... well, I can say a few things without really revealing anything that <.> doesn't know already.

These two have been actively working against <.> for a while now, and keeping watch over you and Lina along with a third 2series who is... no longer with us.

Lina knows how to contact us for further information.

>>219580
Tell King that he underestimates our resourcefulness.

You're living in a studio apartment? I thought that you at least had a discreet bedroom.

Well, once J calms down you can ask her if she can help you pay for a larger apartment.

>>219580
Man, he doesn't look happy at all.

Wendy 2010/08/19(Thu)21:33 No. 220026 ID: cf68aa
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Hey guys! I'm all fixed up :3
So I'm living with one Zerlina again, I couldn't stand being away from my dear sister for too long!

But I still feel kinda left out -_- Zerlina and Karl have been spending 'alot' of time together. And they always say they just want some alone time but all their doing is kissing!

Oh! I think one of the guys here has a crush on me. He's really cute and he has a great personality and voice. But.. He's kinda only a head. He said he was broken just like I was.

I'm not sure if you guys have heard of him but he's known as BlackKing. He was the one who saved me when I was gonna be killed but he said he feels bad cause I still got hurt. I forgave him and since then we've been talking a bit. Now we talk for hours! He's very sweet.

I think I kinda like him too..
What should I do? Do I just tell him? Please help D:

Pic- The new me~ :3

well, if you do just come out with it be warned that he may freak out from shock. freaking out is normal for guys being told that a girl likes them. just need to let him calm down before asking if he likes you back.

>>220026
Humans have social rituals and customs that they adhere to, and they want to do things that are expected to only happen in private.

Yea, we know about King. We're actually the ones responsible for you guys meeting up.
He's a good guy, but he tends to try to take on too much and refuses help.

If you like him then of course you can go ahead and tell him, but if you're not sure then just wait until you are. ^^

Actually, you can get a bunch of things done at once! If you take King out to the movies and bring Knight along then Zerlina and Karl will have alone time while you spend time with King. You could even invite Io. :3

So, are you doing the cooking for Karl? :D

...okay, tell us who we lost.

RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

>>220026
J, scratch all projects. We need to hit them hard before they can do anything to their hostages.
Operation: Killdroid is go.

>>220026
I'd say you should visit King. He gets lonely easily. Bring something nice for him, or just hold him.

So good to see you again Wendy, and I must say you look amazing! very regal. (perfect for the budding thing with King, no?)

anyways, don't mind Karl and your sister, their just caught up in the newness of it all. When they calm down a bit, they will balance their time better. Besides, you have the right to some time with your sister, and im pretty sure Karl won't stop you, you just gotta push a bit sometime.

As for telling King, it dosen't sound like your too sure yourself right now, so just tell him the truth that you really enjoy talking to him, and hes got a great personality and such. Maybe he will take the initiative, you are a hell catch Wendy!

>>220026
You should tell him how you feel.
The extent of his injuries may be greater, but you know that Lina recovered from a similarly catastrophic state, so that shouldn't be a barrier.

Wendy 2010/08/23(Mon)00:48 No. 221376 ID: cf68aa
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>>220970
>>220033

Hey guys! So~ I've been talking to King a bit more. He's very nice and smart :3
I'm not sure if I like him like him but I do like being around him and stuff. And he's really good to talk to. I think we'll just be friends for now but maybe it'll grow into something else.

Also you guys were wrong about Zerlina and Karl >_< they've just been spending 'more' time together. But I don't mind cause I can spend time with King.

Pic-It's me and king ^w^

Wendy 2010/08/23(Mon)00:49 No. 221377 ID: cf68aa
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Uhm.. I never used this thing before... So uhm.. My sister Helen like this guy named knight and she wants to talk to him but she things he may not like me back.
Zerlina and Wendy have been getting advice so I figured Helen could use some too..

So here's a pic she took of him on accident. He's very tall and strong and handsome and he has a nice voice.

>>221376
Of course they'll spend more time together, but they can make full use of time spent alone.

>>221377
He's big! I was expecting him to be more broad-shouldered though.
OH! His shield! Can we see him holding that with his armor and stuff on? :D

>>221377
Hrm. We think Knight might be taken. But if she wants him, she should try!

feelings need to be out in the open. disaster looms if feelings are left implied and become entangled with the other. a love of the triangle type would be had. and one would be left in tears if not cleared as soon as possible.

Larro, update this

Going all the way!? Karl 2010/08/27(Fri)03:14 No. 222636 ID: cf68aa
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>Hey guys.. Uhm, the plan is going well.
>If you don't know what that means ignore it. But uhm.. So, Zerlina and I had the house to ourselves and we decided to go on a date.

>This time it was perfect. We went to the park, saw a movie, ate out. It was honestly the best date ever.
>So... We get home and she takes the iPhone from me which was weird. She told me to wait downstairs til she called me up. When she did I went up and the iPhone was on the table next to the bathroom.

>So I checked it and onn it was this picture and a message saying 'Getting ready for tonight.'

>So.. Yeah I'm freaking out! I mean, does she mean 'it'!? and if she does I don't know what the hell to do! And if she doesn't and I try anything I'll look like an idiot.
>This is my fault for never having much of a social life >_<
>I'm totally clueless on this whole thing. Are we ready for this? I think we are. Yeah, we are.
>So...Any advice?

>>222636
Sex 101a: Insert Tab A into Slot B. Repeatedly.
Sex 101b: Pay attention. Observe what she likes and what she does not. Do what she likes, but not what she does not.
Sex 101c: If she wants to lead, let her. If she doesn't, then take things slowly.
Sex 101d: Use your hands and mouth. It's an intimate act; make it intimate.

>>222642
That's... really clinical, but yeah. Just don't be hasty, take your time. You have all night.

protip, the first time is always awkward. anyway, take notice of what she has on when she calls you in. if it is less then normal then she wants it. start at the top and work your way down.

>>222636
Well, considering all you've done is kiss so far, the next step is heavy petting. So start with kissing as usual and move onto groping soon after. Slowly escalate until she either stops your hand or gives you some verbal instructions. Like, to get less or more intimate. Don't assume anything, as that note could refer to pretty much anything... but I do think you should give it a shot and see how far it goes.

As far as technique is concerned... don't rush things. Foreplay is very important. If you're really that inexperienced, the main act itself probably won't last too long so try to make her happy in other ways. Don't try anything complicated though. Experiment with simple things, and find out what she likes best.

Oh, and preen like a madman. Scrub your body, brush your teeth, etc.

Like she is.

It's probably a good idea to use lube, if you've got it. If she's a virgin it might be difficult for her to get wet.
Also, don't worry if you're not 10 inches long or something. Size doesn't matter. It's a cliché because it's true.

And don't forget the most important thing: WEAR A CONDOM. seriously, do it.

>>222696
i think you missed the part where she is a kinda a robot.

>>222702
Is your objection to the condom or lube?

>>217987
She has a womb that can give birth, we haven't been told if it's up and running yet, so we better not take chances.
It might be better to wear a condom anyway. Less of a mess to clean up.

As for the lube, we don't know if she has the necesary bits for self-lubrication. Might as well get some lube anyway. Be prepared and all that.

>>222711
You're thinking of Ashley from GearHeads.
Lina can't get pregnant, although there is talk of eventually finding a way for her to make robot babies.
Also, that part uses self-cleaning nanotech so cleanup is a non-issue. It's also self-lubricating.

oh, never mind. condom it is apparently.

Zerlina 2010/08/27(Fri)23:16 No. 222826 ID: cf68aa
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Hey guys~
Last night, and some of this morning, was amazing..

>>222826
Well, you look positively fulfilled! I take it that Karl did a decent job?

Also, did you guys end up using a condom or not?

more like positively filled~

Yay, consummation~

>>222826
I guess we gave him good advice... Heheheh.

Now, having just begun to delve into sex in this relationship you two are probably going to have trouble keeping your hands off eachother. Make sure to keep a supply of condoms. Don't let it run out!

Also apparently we found out that a certain shapeshifting droid is still around, and likes stealing girls out from under their boyfriends. Confirm without a doubt that this is the real Karl, then come up with a secret nonsensical phrase that elicits a unique and illogical response.

Don't tell it to us. Or anyone other than Karl. You two can use it to be sure each of you is the real deal.

don't use this but say like... you say "fun ducks" he replies with "yogurt mouse" would be impossible to track.

and yes. you look very happy.

Oh also uh... He might shapechange into YOU, too. So make sure Karl knows to ask you to initiate the ritual if you seem to "forget".

Zerlina 2010/08/28(Sat)02:07 No. 222892 ID: cf68aa
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>>222828
Yes~ He was great. It didn't last long but he did so much to me. I pretty much melted into his arms.
As for the condom he said he didn't have one so we just went without it.

>>222831
Heh, sorta.

>>222878
I don't really see the point in buying them right now. It may be a little messy but my body can clean up most of the mess by itself.

As for the shapshifter I'll be wary.

Oh, it occured to me that you guys have never seen Karl. Here's a picture of him.
He's so handsome.

huh, did he have heart surgery?

>>222892
What happened to his eye? And chest?

Are you going to start researching sex so you can be the best you can at it? And help him with the same? :3

So, what are you going to do now? Get a job? Play homemaker for awhile?

Oh, also, how much progress did J make on your robo-baby-making womb?

>>222892
>didn't use a condom
Uh

You know how J made you a womb? And how she makes things to work really well at what they're supposed to do?

Well the good news is you really won't have to worry about buying condoms for a good long while. Can't really get MORE pregnant.

So. Does he have only one eye or is that just a scar? Ohhh what if he's got an artificial eye? That'd be cool. Also, that looks like a scar from heart surgery. Does he have an artificial heart too?

If you have cyborg babies...
It'll either be awesome...

Or very very awkward...

That said, go to your computer, and look up cyborg abortions...


anyway.
Usually, THEY WILL NOT MAKE THAT INCISION IN SURGERY (down the sternum area... not a good idea)

That is an autopsy cut. Which is odd on a live person.
He must have gotten mangled at one point. Oy

That eye scar isn't normal either. Usually, those scars look more lacerated, from splitting the skin from having the area around the eye traumatized. This scar surrounds the eye. I'm not entirely sure what is possible... but he's definitely not 100% human. There's definitely some sort of technology keeping that guy alive...

That said, good catch.

The End aSeries 2010/10/02(Sat)14:34 No. 237330 ID: cf68aa
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>>222895
>>223469
Yes, he's always been a sick kid.
One day he passed out in the middle of the street and was crushed.
Luckily his parents used to work for the company that made the prototypes of us. It seems he got the best care in the world. His eye and heart are artificial but work just as well as a humans. He also has a slightly higher life span because of it and for that I am grateful.
Also, I am pregnant. Confirmed. The baby is already being made. At first I was a bit scared but... I don't even know what to think. I wasn't programmed for this.
But... Going beyond programming, figuring out new things, I think that's all part of being human.
I'm letting Karl type the rest of this.
I just want you all to know that you helped so many people including myself. Without your help none of this would have been possible.
I consider everyone who helped as much a part of my family as my sisters, I love each and every one of you.
-

>Hey guys, Karl here. My life's been getting better. Actually got a high paying job, moved into a bigger apartment, all that good stuff.
>Couldn't have done it without ya.
>So, this is gonna be the last post I'll make here for who knows how long. I'll try to make updates every once in a while.
>Uhm.... Not very good with goodbyes... Even ones over the internet..
>I think Zerlina summed it up pretty nicely for me.

>Only thing I wanna add is thanks.


>oh, here's a picture. It's of me and all the girls. they wanted me to post it as the last one.
>I don't really know what else to say
>Just.... Stay good. I hope to see you all again someday.
>Good bye.

thankyou for what you said to us but we now have to go. Anyway we just want one last pic of you smiling with your gf.

Here is our poem to you.

When we came to you,
Broken in many pieces you were.
Piece by piece you were put back together.

Time passed and more friends came,
we had more to do and more for you.
Now at the curtains and the act end,
we find that all the pieces are closed.

Time is now at the end.
all the story is written.
Yet maybe again there will be another story,
that odes not end.

.......................

Anyway we have to go haven't slept for so long. Night :)

>>237500
This isn't like the other quests, we're not a magical orb or spirits or anything. The suggesters are... the suggesters. The quest had ARG elements and shit. Sorry, you missed it all I guess.

hey man, no problem. just remember you all can ask us ANYTHING and we will try to help you out with it. it's been fun. see ya later.