Allotter 2010/09/13(Mon)17:45 No. 230397 ID: 10247c
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We decide to hold out tongue and the ball proceeds to... unfold into a rather impressive looking device.

We are reminded of my father's 'nemesis' Dr. Daniachew the Magician of Ethiopia... he was a lot of fun to get captured by... buried us up to our neck once in gold dust to prove some kind of 'point' to my father.

He preferred red on black if we remember, loved cheetahs too... what a card.

Animated Allotter 2010/09/13(Mon)17:50 No. 230401 ID: 10247c
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.. well that's nifty.

The lead goblin says something in their native babbletongue... we think if we stayed here a few days we could probably get it, doubtlessly something along the lines of 'oh our great master accept the words of the humblest of blah bla blah' or somesuch nonsense.


This must be the ruling caste... or something. Usually a linguistic division is indicative of such arrangements. Oh hey it's looking at us now.

say something along the lines "humble greetings, your honor"

>>230401
Impressive. Say your greetings and tell them that it's some very impressive equipment they have there.

Animated Allotter 2010/09/18(Sat)16:55 No. 231742 ID: 86b8dc
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We do our best to relay humblest greetings and apology, as well as a plea for mercy in exchange for some task we could preform with our skills.

The person (who by voice and what little we can grasp of syntax and form of address is female) seems to consider this for a moment, then delivers some orders to the goblins.

She then commands me to make all effort in visiting her as she has an important task requiring a person of arcane talent.

Allotter 2010/09/18(Sat)16:59 No. 231745 ID: 86b8dc
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Goblins lower us down, we take a moment to collect ourselves, already we hear the closest ones barking out commands to their fellows.

We doubt they are just going to let us walk out of here ourselves, even without our weapons or gear.

>>231745
Well then, time to regain our footing and then set out to find whoever that was. If we don't then they still have the tentacle pit, and that's just no fun.

you still need to get married to the blue one.

Allotter 2010/09/18(Sat)19:40 No. 231792 ID: 86b8dc
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>>231774
They don't give us back our gear so we can leave immediately it seems...
>>231783
and 'that blue one' seems to have disappeared into a small crowd.

They lead away into a low cave. Mats and dishes of strange fungi and meats are laid before us and what we take to be the be 'the elders' shuffle us into a smaller side nook where they begin discussing in earnest what appear to be the plans to an expedition of sorts.

Not speaking their native language and only broken Kaltzunge on both sides, grants enough insight to realize they plan on sending us with some guards.

hmm, wonder what exactly they could be trying.

Okay, DON'T eat the stuff. might be used for divination, and that's a bit of a faux pas.

>>231800
hmm? they aren't divining anything. just using a map. and those are plump helmets. if they had any magic in them i would be amazed.

Allotter 2010/09/18(Sat)21:49 No. 231834 ID: 86b8dc
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Turns out it's just for eating. Did not recognize any spellcasting, however take the chance to heal ourselves and perhaps get some sleep before we get marched all the way to Shagri-La or some such nonsenses...

Cavern wall isn't soft, but at least it's fairly smooth, and warm.

our blue friend is back.

Looks like she brought you clothes.

>>231834
Looks like someone comes bearing gifts. Better accept those, don't want to be considered terribly rude.

Then I guess you could try talking to her a bit and see how much you can understand of each other. And start preparing to head out, rest a bit more if there's no other immediate preparations to make.

Allotter 2010/09/19(Sun)14:37 No. 231960 ID: 2aaf84
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>>231855
bwhu?
>>231865
>>231892
"Oh, it is yo- hey, wait. That's my stuff."

She turns and begins walking deliberately down a side corridor.

Allotter 2010/09/19(Sun)14:37 No. 231962 ID: 2aaf84
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Stopping just a moment to turn back and give us a kind of look before continuing on.

>>231962
Well follow her then. Can't get your stuff back if she walks away with it.

And you know that cloth should really be a bit thicker. Dungeons tend to be somewhat chilly.

>>231962
Follow dat ass.

(You gonna get loved tenderly)

>>231962
Hahah heh well... you have been motioned to follow, so you better do so. Remember you're pretty much at their mercy, so go along with anything they want of you. Anything.

i think we ALL know where this is going. :3c

>>231968
Some nice tea and a debate about the moral decay of goblin society outlined in some recent goblin publication?

>>231962
Oh hell yes.

Allotter 2010/09/20(Mon)11:07 No. 232249 ID: 0ad28f
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>>231963
We follow as she winds her way through the passages, careful to keep a few steps ahead, but not so far as to lose us. That dress is quite light and fluttering... in distracting ways.

>>231964
We don't even-

>>231966
keep it in mind...

Allotter 2010/09/20(Mon)11:11 No. 232252 ID: 0ad28f
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She turns a corner and we are met by a curtain of water, can many see small lights like candles from the other side.

>>231968
>>231969
>>231973
Damn woman, how does she even expect that to work, I'm more than a half meter taller than her. We aren't even the same species! Can barely understand eachother we just...

>>232252
Oh you know, the language of love is a universal one and love shall overcome and all that stuff. Now get through that water curtain and get a look at how she looks with those clothes wet. Should make for an interesting contrast.

And for gods sake don't screw it up. Among the worst things you can do in a situation like this is refuse their food or women, you got past the food now get past the women.

i told you before,goblins are a bit perverted.

>>232252
I'm sure you're compatible enough to figure things out. Being different species just means you don't have to worry about getting her pregnant. Um, probably. Dunno if halfbreeds are possible.

...more than half a meter? That's barely two feet. That's not enough of a size difference to matter. You're making up excuses! Just enjoy it. It'll be fine.

Prepare for the unexpected, she COULD be faking you out!

Animated Allotter 2010/09/20(Mon)17:23 No. 232318 ID: deae48
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Fine, we step through the curtain of water. It is cold and somewhat salty. Sputtering we slip a little on the smooth floor and sit a moment to clear our eyes.

The air smells of perfumes, cloth, candles and those scents common to a woman's quarters, albeit a somewhat alien edge to them.

She proffers us a cup, holding it in both hands to conceal the slightest shaking, the only sound our breathing mingled with the waterfall.

>>232318
Accept the cup.

hmm, looks like you are gonna have to lead. seems her smugness is wearing off the ore down to the wire it get's. take the cup.

>>232318
Drink it. While looking her right in the eyes.

Take the cup, and raise it to your lips, but don't touch it to them or drink. Take a second to look at her to see if she nods to gives any indication or anything.

>>232318
Can't turn down a lovely lady, even if she is blue and of a different species. Accept the cup and drink it.

Allotter 2010/09/23(Thu)18:59 No. 233264 ID: 94bae0
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A nod from her and we lift it to our lips, maintaining eye contact all the way.

The drink is is something alcoholic, slightly bitter, but with a sweet aftertaste. She smiles, and looks slightly relieved as we return the empty goblet.

>>233264
The cup will now turn out to have been laced with drugs or poison of some kind.

>>233264

Slightly bitter... almonds? You might want to try harder to find an anti-poison treatment.

Allotter 2010/09/23(Thu)19:09 No. 233269 ID: 94bae0
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She turns and places the cup on a small cabinet, leaning against it for a moment as she draws a breath.

For a moment we distractedly wonder if we should do something... why would she bother with poison?... did this kind of thing happen to my father on his adventures?... what was it he said about women who move in gowns like they are wearing nothi-

u gonna get raped c:

Allotter 2010/09/23(Thu)19:16 No. 233273 ID: 94bae0
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She sighs, there is a click as gust of wind whirls about the room, extinguishing almost all of the candles. A shiver runs through our body and we hear the sound of damp cloth hitting stone.

>>233273
She's wearing nothing under that. C'mon now, don't be shy. Reach out and touch her.

Allotter 2010/09/23(Thu)20:02 No. 233293 ID: 94bae0
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Our eyes take a moment to adjust to the sudden dimness, our mind likewise pauses to adjust to the unreality of it all, but our body is already moving towards her, arrayed towards the task ahead.

She reaches out for us and we take her hand, drawing her into our lap. If this is going to be her people's introduction to the outside world we are going to do it right.

Allotter 2010/09/23(Thu)20:11 No. 233295 ID: 94bae0
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She draws our hand to her breast and we feel the beating of her heart, quickening like her breaths, the smoothness of her skin.

"Dotom'kux..."

"ehh?"

She presses our hand more firmly against her skin and repeats herself.

"Dotom'kux"

"Ah... Elias."

>>233295
Well now you know each others names and stuff. Lets get to it then, and do a good job of it. Don't want her to complain or anything.

Allotter 2010/09/23(Thu)21:43 No. 233317 ID: 94bae0
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Orange (nervously): "erhm ahh so shall we just black-screen that and-"

Green: "huhummmm~ I got some dice rolling to do. Let's see... stamina, fitness and size category modifiers, oooohhh CROSSBREEDING TABLES! Blue let me borrow your dice, I need more dice."

Yellow (curiously): "Violet, what do you have up your sleeve?"

Violet:(ambiguously) "Oh but you are the only one wearing sssleeves here~."

Allotter 2010/09/23(Thu)21:47 No. 233320 ID: 94bae0
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Yellow: "No I'm serious, what are you playing at with diverting him."

Violet:(with a sigh) "Ohh nothing much at all I'm afraid"

Yellow: (defensively) "Well then, nothing huh? Two can play at that game."

Violet: (amused) "But of course, it takes two to play at nothing~"

>>233320
A valuble and intersting insight in divine processes. Makes things alot clearer and stuff. I guess.

Oh my.

Well then.

This should be interesting.