>>4450
Enough with your self pity! Dance a jig. A *happy* jig.

Then see if the door wants to join you in the dance.

>>4450
Check BOX OF BOOKS for something to alleviate boredom with.

Check to see if you have any of Toms Radio Crackers (tm)

Suggestion 2009/07/08(Wed)22:28 No. 4465 ID: fb5d8e
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Sergeant Joe Wagner's log, day 1.
6 hour, 50 minutes since lockdown.

Tried reading book. 'Great battles of Britain'.
Narration put mind at ease. Enjoyed imagining the quotes in silly voices.
Sometimes I tried to do the silly voice for real, but scared myself with the sound of my voice. Rather keep quiet.




Sergeant Joe Wagner's log, day 1.
8 hour, 12 minutes since lockdown.

Finished reading book. Feeling calm now.

Getting a little thirsty.

>>4465

Check faucet

>>4465

Take a sip of water.

Drink water. Make sock puppets.

THERE IS A WATER FOUNTAIN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/09(Thu)17:45 No. 4723 ID: fb5d8e
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Sergeant Joe Wagner's log, day 1.
8 hours, 22 minutes since lockdown.

Poured myself a cup of water from one of the bottles. Tasted stale.
Got dressed. Opted to make left sock into puppet instead. Pretend it talks to me so soothe my worries. Don't know if I should give it a name.

Poured self another glass of water.



>/quest/ is now sockpuppet's voice

"Hey, Joe. I'm Lefty. What's a standup fella like you doing in a craphole like this?"

"Hey Joe, y'know what'd be a blast? Let's see what's on the other side of that door! It leads to the Realm of Sockington - my home sweet home!"

>>4726
"Lefty speaks in lies! Don't listen to his harsh words! Outside is unsafe, unclean!"

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/09(Thu)18:14 No. 4741 ID: fb5d8e
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Sergeant Joe Wagner's log, day 1.
8 hours, 27 minutes since lockdown.

Turns out my sockpuppet who named itself Lefty has many voices and personalities. Don't want to talk back.
Too scared to take it off.
Try telling myself it is all in my head but that makes it worse.

Don't want to be here.

"Hey, buddy. I'm not gonna tell you how to run your watch, but you really think that teeny little ankle-table is gonna stop anyone from opening that hatch? The hatch probably weighs more than it. Nice of you to leave your gun right next to it, too."

>>4741
>>4742
"Didn't you burn the stairs anyways? Who's gunna build new ones in under half a day?"

>>4741

"Don't worry, Joe. We're your conscience. Just listen to what we have to say, and we'll see to it that you come out of this thing in one piece."

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/09(Thu)18:23 No. 4749 ID: fb5d8e
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Sergeant Joe Wagner's log, day 1.
8 hours, 30 minutes since lockdown.

Lefty says the coffee table is not enough to hold the hatch down and it is dangerous to leave my gun next to it. Sat on coffeetable with gun in hand.
Don't want to move.
Lefty told me I torched the stairs. Remembered I torched the stairs.
Too scared to move.

Turn the light off, we don't want people to see any light coming through from this room, also the room should be a bit more calming in the dark.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/09(Thu)18:30 No. 4754 ID: fb5d8e
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Sergeant Joe Wagner's log, day 1.
8 hours, 35 minutes since lockdown.

Lefty assured me he's part of me and is here for my best interests. Then made a joke about the construction flaws in this building.
Realized stairs weren't wood. Might still be there.

Left told me to turn off light. Don't know how.
Closed eyes to simulate darkness.
Feels like everything is closing in.
Hard to breath.

"Who makes the stairs in a concrete watchtower out of wood, anyway? I guess the same guys who decide not to give it any windows! Ahahaha! I'll be here all week, Joe."

You were in a hurry up those stairs... Were they made of wood, or just paneled in it?

Probably not safe to open the hatch and check. And imagine the smoke.

"Is it too early to worry if you can trust me with aiming your gun? Nah, I'm just kidding. You know I wouldn't turn on you, Joe."

>>4754
You should find another book to read, Joe. I'll even narrate it for you!

>Left told me to turn off light. Don't know how.

"Why Joe, you're holding the solution! Shoot the bulb!"

Look around for hidden switches and stuff.

>>4765
Okay, even as the guy who suggested it originally i godda say; thats fucking stupid

I'm your only friend, Joe! Joooooooooooe... I'm your only friend. Are you my friend, Joe? Let's be friends forever and ever and ever and EVER!

"Joe! Where are we going? Take me with you! I need to be by your side all the time, but don't show me to anyone else. You have to let me in on all your secrets, Joe. Tell me what happened while I wasn't with you! Tell me, or headquarters will be sad. They will be so sad, Joe. Joe, tell me what happened. Joe, friends don't keep secrets, do they? Are we friends, Joe? Joe, we're friends, aren't we? I'm like your bunk mate. Don't you miss your bunk mate? Would you keep a secret from him? Do you want to make headquarters sad? Tell me everything, Joe. I am your life, Joe. Tell me everything. Do what I say. Be a good soldier, Joe. Don't talk to the enemy, Joe. Tell me what happened. Tell me what happened."

>>4769
"It's not stupid, Joe! The shortest path between two points is a straight line, Joe! Shoot the bulb, Joe! Then we can open up the door and let some sunlight in! C'mon, Joe! Do it for your ol' pal Lefty, Joe!"

are you hungry? I'm getting kinda hungry...

"Jesus, open the door and let some fresh air in, man. You don't look so good."

"Oh, but don't actually set foot outside. You'll fall to your death if you do that."

"Oh god! Oh god! You feel so good inside me! Oh god!"

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/12(Sun)15:40 No. 5581 ID: fb5d8e
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>animated

>>5581

...Fuck.

>>5581
you can't get rid of us Joe. We're with you forever and ever and ever and ever.

A trilogy for the ages.

Well, that was kinda depressing...

GREAT SUCCESS!

So this is proof that the voices of /quest/ cause insanity.

you trolling motherfuckers and your door

More! We need more victims!

Suggestion 2009/07/20(Mon)04:41 No. 9252 ID: fb5d8e
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--hhhzzzzzkkhh-Ech--kkssshhhhhh---Echolon 3. 5. 0. to Charlie One. Arrived at potentially haunted tower. Requesting orders. Over. -kksshh-

Echelon three five zero, this is Charlie One Actual.
...
How'd you get up there, anyway?

Roger that Echolon 3.5.0, this is Charlie One. Why don't you check out that door? Over.

>>9252
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

>>9292

He came through that door, numbnuts.

Suggestion 2009/07/20(Mon)09:53 No. 9307 ID: fb5d8e
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-kkksshhhghh-- Alpha Romero Raven. The opal is green. I repeat, opal is green. Over. -kkssshh-

>>9307
Affirmative Echelon 3. 5. 0, carry out the objective. Over.

Suggestion 2009/07/20(Mon)10:07 No. 9312 ID: fb5d8e
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-ksshh- Roger that, Charlie One. Commencing scan. Over. -kkssshhh-

--kgghhhhh--

-ksshhh- Echelon 3. 5. 0. to Charlie One. I am picking up zero unusual strings. That is zero unusual strings. Over. -kksshhhh-

>>9312
Echelon 3. 5. 0. we seem to be picking up some minor interference on our video feed. Could just be the old system we've tapped but don't let your guard down. Over.

>>9312

Copy that Echelon 3. 5. 0. I'm picking up what looks like a trap door on our visual scans. Move that table off of it and see if you can get it open. Over.