>>28326
God slayer, slay that divine avatar.

>>28327
Actually, nevermind that. Better play it safe and just disarm him.

>>28326
Don't forget to save the girl.

>>28326
Don't let him hit you! He's slow, but psychotically powerful.
Tear him apart, piece by piece, Rudy Mann.

>>28326
This one is UNFUCKINGSTOPPABLE.
Keep your distance.
I'm sure you could probably punch so hard the air displaced by your punch would tear off his fucking arm or something.

Ace has a reach advantage. But I have a solution.

Rip off Ace's arm and then hit him with it.

>>28333
That's it.
Punch the ground. Create earthquakes.
Punch the air. Create tornadoes.
You are RUDY MANN and your punches can be ranged if you fucking want them to.

Suggestion 2009/08/12(Wed)00:59 No. 28337 ID: bde1b8
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>Shove your hand through his chest while tearing off his arm.

Check.

Suggestion 2009/08/12(Wed)00:59 No. 28338 ID: bde1b8
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And doubleche-

Suggestion 2009/08/12(Wed)01:00 No. 28339 ID: bde1b8
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OH MOTHER CTHULHU

>>28338
Punch his arm off with your other hand.

>>28339
I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET HIT BY HIM.

>>28341
THIS. REMOVE HIM OF HIS OTHER ARM.

>>28339
Start ripping out chunks of his insides until he lets go.

>>28339
HE ONLY HAS ONE ARM
END HIM NOW
HE WILL ONLY STOP IF YOU DESTROY HIM COMPLETELY

Kill him and eat his heart.

>>28339

Did... did he just break Rudy's arm?

Punch the ground out from under him

Go for an uppercut. Tentacle-worm-muscle-tendril-things are probably significantly less hard than the rest of him.

>>28339

Rip his hand off with your free hand. Or any other method that happens to get you free.

Proceed to back away and think for a second, since Ace is a fucking force of nature.

>>28349
Well... if all else fails...
PUNCH OFF YOUR OWN FUCKING ARM
PUT SOME DISTANCE BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU
THEN PROCEED TO PUNCH SO HARD THE AIR DISPLACED BY YOUR PUNCHES KILLS HIM TO DEATH

Rudy> grab Pete, punch Pete at Ace hard enough to kill both of them

Lick Ace's blood off your hand. Enter regenerative killfrenzy, dripping blood from your eyes. Punch Ace's grip open. Un-crush your crushed hand through sheer force of will.

Nows not the time to die Rudy. Remember there's a damsel in distress.

there's a damsel in distress

Damsel in distress.

>>28357

I think that requires our power-up. But sure, try it.

>>28359
What makes you so sure the heart's blood of an ancient evil is not Rudy's power up?

Did Gnome black out?

>>28360
I'm not sure, that's why I said to try it.

Suggestion 2009/08/12(Wed)01:40 No. 28366 ID: bde1b8
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>Rip his hand off with your free hand. Or any other method that happens to get you free.
The first hit does not work! He is still approaching...


>PUNCH OFF YOUR OWN FUCKING ARM
...

Animated Suggestion 2009/08/12(Wed)01:43 No. 28368 ID: bde1b8
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>Remember there's a damsel in distress.

>there's a damsel in distress

>Damsel in distress.

...Very well.

>>28366
IS THIS GUY MADE OF FUCKING PLAYDOH OR SOMETHING?

>>28368
It seems like the problem is punching too hard. Punch him in as many different places as fast as you can without piercing him again.

>>28369
No, worms.

UPPERCUT HIM INTO INFINITY!

Suggestion 2009/08/12(Wed)02:04 No. 28380 ID: bde1b8
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>punching too hard
Punching too... hard? I could not punch lighter if I wanted to!

He is still approaching. Nothing slows this man!

Suggestion 2009/08/12(Wed)02:04 No. 28381 ID: bde1b8
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...It looks like now he's starting to take me seriously.

>>28381
FUCK

WAIT

Ahahaha. He just reduced the problem to one we already solved.
You've done this before, Rudy. PUNCH OUT THAT CTHULHU WANNABE

>>28381
Don't let him near you. That's how you lost your arm. He's too strong for you to fight directly, Rudy Mann.
We'll have to find a ranged attack.

Use your superior agility to get behind him. Punch him in the spine, then back away IMMEDIATELY, before the counterattack. There is always a counterattack.

Q 2009/08/12(Wed)02:42 No. 28400 ID: bd2eec
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(Vwoop!)

>>28390
"RANGED FIGHTING? CROOKED FIGHTING? ENTIRELY UNLIKE HOW A TRUE GENTLEMAN FIGHTS."

"THIS SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER KNOWS THE DEAL. RUDY MANN, SDS IS ON THE JOB. PACKAGE COURTESY OF CALYPSO!!"

Q 2009/08/12(Wed)02:45 No. 28401 ID: bd2eec
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"Heads up!"

"GIGA

SPIN

DRIIIIVAAAAHHHHH!"

Q 2009/08/12(Wed)03:00 No. 28409 ID: bd2eec
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>>28401
"PACKAGE OF MANN, SPIN ON~!"

Q 2009/08/12(Wed)03:01 No. 28411 ID: bd2eec
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>>28409
"Get to lookin' dapper, good sir."

>>28411
Pah. What need have you of those, Rudy?
The clothes do not make the man - your DAPPERNESS comes from within!

DAPPER UP, motherfucker.

(Q, you are the best.)

Rudy:

DAPPER UP, and then enough fucking around with Ace. Regrow your arm through sheer MANLINESS, and then punch the ground underneath Ace to drop him into the earth. THEN PUNCH THAT SHIT CLOSED.

TAKE NO SHIT RUDY!

Suggestion 2009/08/12(Wed)13:03 No. 28599 ID: bde1b8
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Excellent delivery, my good man! Now I may also take this one seriously once more.

>Rudy has gained Excessively Dapper: His cane has granted him reach, and he now feels motivated! Injuries inflicted before this no longer pain him (Although new ones will).
>Pete has been eliminated!

Suggestion 2009/08/12(Wed)13:05 No. 28602 ID: bde1b8
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>Current Standings
Team Dapper: Rudy (Center Room)
Team D'awww: Tav (South Room)
Team Drunk: Beardbeard and Kara (Center Room)
Team Extra: Coralina (West Room)
Team Nemesis: Ace (Center Room)
Team Intruder: Q (Center Room, waiting to gtfo)

>>28599
Rudy, give this Cthulu wannabe a good caning to teach him some manners!

>>28599

Pull an Andrew Jackson and cane his ass to death.

Suggestion 2009/08/12(Wed)13:20 No. 28613 ID: cd08c0
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>>28602
Rally the others around you, to defeat ACE.

"Now for all the beasts trapped in the Nether
All life from out the loch and heather
This flock you see can work together
Tonight we dine in Hell."

>>28613

You know what? Fuck the rules. We can work something out once Ace is dead.

Do it.

Suggestion 2009/08/12(Wed)13:47 No. 28629 ID: bde1b8
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>Rally others to help you
>Kara
>Activate ability: Seductive Glance!
"W-well... I guess I can help you... b-but don't get any funny ideas! I'm m-m-married, after all!"

>Beardbeard
>Activate ability: Promise of Alcohol
"Well now, I can't be denying that!"

>MrQ
>Activate ability: Ask nicely?
"Fuck no, he'll tear me to shreds. Sorry Rudy, but I'm just going to run away until my portal out of here arrives. Ace is waaaaaaay out of my league."

>Team Dapper has joined Team Drunk!

>>28629

Team DAPPERLY DRUNK:

Kara: Fill Ace full of buckshot.
Beardbeard: Sneak up behind Ace and "disarm" him.
Rudy: Perform awesome cane-based finisher while delivering one-liner.

In that order.

>>28629
Deforest Ace.

Knock Ace over. Every death this round involved killing them while they were down.

Kara shotgun Ace.

Suggestion 2009/08/12(Wed)14:23 No. 28650 ID: bde1b8
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>Kara: Fill Ace full of buckshot.
Roger!

>Beardbeard: Deforest Ace.
Aye!

>Rudy: Perform awesome cane-based finisher while delivering one-liner.
Cane is at the ready.

Suggestion 2009/08/12(Wed)14:24 No. 28653 ID: bde1b8
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"DEFORESTATION!"
"CANE SUPERIORITY!"
"...Bang."

Suggestion 2009/08/12(Wed)14:25 No. 28655 ID: bde1b8
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He just won't stop!

>Kara has been eliminated.

>>28655
Beardbeard, run.
Try to find your keg.
Rudy, find that moon again.

Rudy: Rip up a huge chunk of the ground and throw it at Ace. Stay out of his reach and keep throwing stuff at him.

>>28655

Holy shit, run. We'll, uh... think of something. Eventually.

By the way, could you draw up a crude map? I'd like to be able to keep track of everybody's location.

>>28655
Beardbeard. Use Timberserker.

Rudy Mann. Copy Beardbeard.

Avenge the fallen maiden/drinking buddy.

Teamdapperdrunk needs to regroup. Quickly, Rudy, guide beardbeard to the alcohol. Sit down and have a drink with him. That'll power him up. The two of yo together can defeat him if you're both sufficiently powered.

>>28655
He killed Kara. He killed the damsel.
DECLARE VENGEANCE.

I do believe Ace is literally immortal and indestructable.

He can bleed, but he can not die.

>>28672
Bullshit. If it bleeds, we can kill it. WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!? We are Rudy Motherfucking Mann!!! WE ARENT GOING TO SIT AROUND AND TAKE SHIT FROM ANYONE!

Suggestion 2009/08/12(Wed)14:42 No. 28677 ID: bde1b8
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>He killed Kara. He killed the damsel. DECLARE VENGEANCE.
>Rudy activated special ability: Dapper Duet!
>Beardbeard activated Timberserker!

>Team Attack: Timberserker Dance!

>>28672

We can apparently tear him apart though, so we can make him (h)armless.

Rudy: Activate secret gentleman's dueling technique: Sword Cane.

>>28677
Keep punching! Keep Chopping! Keep it up! Yours is the teamwork that will pierce the heavens! This man wouold deny you your manhood! This man would see the world burn, and all its women and kobolds with it! This man would see all of your acomplishments made for not. Don't you dare take that kind of shit from him! Show him what you're made of!

>>28684

Nice post. If this doesn't kill Ace though, I think he's going to get a look at what we're made of, whether we like it or not.

Suggestion 2009/08/12(Wed)14:54 No. 28686 ID: bde1b8
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For the first time, the beast has been dropped to its knees. Its clothing is dyed in its blood. It WILL fall.

For I am Rudy Mann, and I am a vengeful motherfucker.

>Tav has obtained his powerup!

>>28686
Finishing Blow.
Initiate Beardbeard's Passive Ability: Everything is a Weapon.
Rudy is the weapon.
Fastball Special.

>>28686
Rudy, cane his backside.
Beardbeard, headbutt the fuck out of him.

Rudy and BB: Punch Ace from opposite directions so hard that he explodes and you make a ridiculous airborne bro-fist in the explosion.

>>28686
Look at that! He's calling you guys pansies! Do you believe that!? He's saying "Your attacs are like tiny little flees bouncing off of me." Are you gonna take that from him!? HIM, who doesnt even have the manners to introduce himself before a fight. Don't take that shit, boys. Cause at the end of the day, one of you is gonna go down hard, and it looks like he forgot his hat.

Also, Remember to keep moving, lads. He may be tough, but he's slow!

Suggestion 2009/08/12(Wed)15:08 No. 28697 ID: bde1b8
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Wait, what is he doing?

Shit! RUN!

Suggestion 2009/08/12(Wed)15:09 No. 28699 ID: bde1b8
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Oh, exploding. Of course.

>Ace has been eliminated.

>>28700
Now... lets go have a drink shall we?

>>28700

So, we're down to Rudy, Beardbeard, Tav and Coralina.

Go get the promised booze, and talk things over. We may be able to circumvent the Highlander issue, or possibly win without killing anybody else.

Well Rudy, you need a new partner. Ally with Beardbeard, share your booze, engage in a little male bonding, and then hunt down the man who took out your partner. Adorable Intruder'd or otherwise.

Suggestion 2009/08/12(Wed)15:29 No. 28716 ID: bde1b8
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>Now... lets go have a drink shall we?
A drink sounds grand. Beardbeard proposes a drinking contest, as a test of manliness!

>Team Extras and Team D'awww have joined forces!

Remaining fighters: Coralina, Tav, Beardbeard, Rudy.

>>28716
Good sir, no ones manliness is in question here, I have seen what you can do I see that you are indeed one badass motherfucker. Let us simply quench our thirst and tell stories of great deeds. After all, I don't think theres enough alcohol here to really present a challenge, wouldnt you agree?

>>28709

There is only 1 way to settle this, DRINK-OFF!

To make things fair beard and rudy will have to be on diff teams. So beard and tav vs rudy and coralina. Or something like that.

>>28716
Beardbeard, there's nowhere near enough booze there to supply enough needed for such a contest to reach a deciding point.

Theere probably isn't enough in the whole world.

>>28720

Or first 2 to die of alcohol poisoning loses.

>>28716
Politely refuse the contest, but agree to share a drink with him.
The round hasn't ended yet, so we may need to take care of Tav. Where is Tav?

Suggestion 2009/08/12(Wed)15:43 No. 28730 ID: bde1b8
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>there's nowhere near enough booze there to supply enough needed for such a contest to reach a deciding point.
Rudy's secret shame: He is a lightweight. There is more than enough here to down him. Thinking fast, he proclaims:

"Now now, Beardbeard, we have fought together in combat! I do not think either of our manlinesses are in question here, and I, Rudy Mann, am a generous motherfucker, and insist you have all the ale for yourself."

This answer more than satisfies Beardbeard.

>Where is Tav?
We will have to search for him.

>>28730
Politely wait like a motherfucker for Bearbeard to finish, then baracade the door with the barrel and go find the remaining competitors.

>>28730
Destroy the top half of the building so you can find them easier.

Rudy: Say "My dapper former comrade, may he rest in peace, was on to something in the next room. You may join me or remain to enjoy your alcohol. Just watch my back."

Walk into the room with the blank monitor. Shake your fist at it and shout "I AM RUDY MANN! YOU WILL SHOW ME THE LOCATION OF MY REMAINING FOES, OR FACE MY WRATH!"

Well Coralina was "charmed"...

>>28730

1. Find other competitors.
2. Devise plan to break fourth wall and kill questmaster.
3. ???
4. Profit!

>>28741
I believe the technical thing to say would be something like "I AM MOTHERFUCKING RUDY! YOU WILL SHOW ME THE LOCATION OF MY REMAINING FOES, OR I WILL FUCK UP YOUR SHIT!"