Tzlerr 2010/07/04(Sun)12:41 No. 203201 ID: 00fa58
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I would rather place the charge somewhere else. I cannot detonate them one by one.

We opened the door and came here. I have no idea what is purpose of this room.

>>203199
Well of course there are shitty jokes on the wall, it's a place where you shit after all.

Ok, enough with enjoying the luxuries of your enemy. Time to set some bombs. Start with exposed moving parts.

Right "Sister of LAMER sukz and cant get me caus im an evil overlord now- luv Tory" on the wall. Trust me here, it'll help your cause.

>>203201
Looks like it might be a munitions storage. Check out what that thing next to the number 1 tube is.

actually, best place would be the bomb bay. find the room where it keeps the things it dropped on the town.

>>203203
Write write right.

Break the tubes and move on.

Tzlerr 2010/07/04(Sun)14:59 No. 203242 ID: 00fa58
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I cannot break them, they are made out of some kind of metal.

This room seems to be something important. This large thing is suspended in air.

that really does look important. cover it in bombs.

Important for washing clothes maybe. Why would you put bombs on a souped up washboard?

>>203242
Seems like a promising spot. Set some bombs.

Tzlerr 2010/07/05(Mon)04:53 No. 203593 ID: 432539
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I put the bombs on it. I have no idea what it is, but it must be important if you say so. I took very long fuse ( two minutes ).

So, what now?

>>203593

Since you're not stealing the manta, you should get out before that bomb blows.

>>203593
Light the fuse, drop a few more bombs randomly along the way with lit fuses and get the fuck out of there.

Tzlerr 2010/07/05(Mon)09:50 No. 203654 ID: 5e31f9
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The hull of the mantaray should protect us from the explosion. It also seems that Barton has already dealt with the guy.

So, we still will hide behind some crates and metal plates to protect ourselves from the blast.

Tzlerr 2010/07/05(Mon)09:51 No. 203656 ID: 5e31f9
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Well, it went more better than I expe

Tzlerr 2010/07/05(Mon)09:51 No. 203657 ID: 5e31f9
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OH GOD
IT BUURNS

>>203657
Well, there goes the manta. It should be a bit more fun now to conquer these miserable fools.

We can't let it be THAT easy for Tory now can we?

>>203657
Huh, guess that thing must have been the napalm bomb storage or something then. Did you survive only horribly burnt now? If that's the case we happen to know someone that could patch you up. Price might be a bit too steep for you though.

Survive the burning inferno and be saved by the very ones you looked to destroy.

Become the mighty Dark Hater, a mutant cyborg seeking revenge on those who sent you on a suicide minion.

Tzlerr 2010/07/05(Mon)10:38 No. 203669 ID: 5e31f9
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I...

I am still alive. It hurts so much...
The whole place is in flames.

>>203669
We told you to get away from there. Why didn't you think that planting a bomb on a bigger bomb wouldn't cause a huge explosion?

Well regardless you're kinda fucked now. See if anyone else survived and maybe you guys can still escape.

>>203669
Napalm kind of does that, clings to your skin and just keeps on burning. But you took out the metalmanta and went out like big god damn heroes. So good for you.

If you still feel like having a chance at survival I would suggest making your way out of the burning areas. If you're lucky you will get out from this with only horrible burns that are likely to leave you crippled for live, if the infection doesn't kill you. So, make your escape and think happy thoughts.

And you could always betray Tory later.

>>203674

Tory won't forgive them. He is in no way benevolent.

Here is what you need to do. There is a doctor who lives with Tory, who has a magic potion that will heal you in three hours. It is green, and he uses syringes to inject it into the body.

You need to steal that potion and use it, and then find a place to hide while you heal. It will make you hungry, so you may need to steal food and water too.

Once you're healthy, we'll figure out a way to get you out of here. Can you do that?

Tzlerr 2010/07/05(Mon)11:55 No. 203687 ID: 5e31f9
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I am... Fine. I am not dying. I am luckily not completely in flames. It just

hurts.
>"Hey shitface, are you alright? I warned you about the backbag. You were too late to get behind my barrier... "

Ah.
She is safe and healthy I guess. It seems that I had worst injuries.

>>203687
Ah, she's a necromancer? Wait, are you guys evil?

Exclaim in a very high and panicked voice that you are most certainly not alright.

Look on the bright side. At least you didn't rely on the suffering of lost souls bound in cruel tormented servitude to yourself to protect you from the blast. Oh wait, that's kind of what we are... never mind!

I just realized how similar you are to Tory's group.
Tory = You: You were carrying and obviously knew how to operate the bomb, so I'm assuming you are an engineer, similar to Tory's building robotic minions.

Sister of Pain = Werat: Hates your guts, obviously know magic of some sort. Dark kind from the look of her barrier.

Doc = Barton: Mysterious guy whose face is never seen, but who is obviously powerful, being capable of defeating strong foes off screen.

Organist = ???: Obvious solution to this: You must have your mage revive Keyboard Cat into your party.

>>203687
Ask her to help you get up so you can make good on your escape. This place will likely be crawling with enemies soon. And you don't want to get captured.

>>203762
There should be several ways out. If nothing else you did just blow a hole in the mountainside.

Other than that you can just look around for any place with a sign that says "EXIT" or really anything. Any door that leads away from the burning room is a good door.

Walk out the giant gaping hole made by the explosion.
If there isn't one, wander around stealthily and hope you find an elevator.

Tzlerr 2010/07/05(Mon)15:36 No. 203767 ID: 699c5b
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No, we are not evil. I am not sure about her, but our intentions are good.

"I'm not al.. righ... t!"
>"Shitface, you look really shitty. We probably have to get out now. I hope you won't die before we can get some professional help."
>"Yes, they will be here soon. I am pretty sure they will send someone stronger than that man wearing metallic armor was."

So... Out? I don't know the way.

from the looks of it you made a way out.

Barton 2010/07/05(Mon)15:56 No. 203772 ID: 699c5b
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After we bandaged his wounds, boy fell unconscious.
It should not be hard to get out. There is a massive gaping hole in the mountain.

Hmmm..? What is that?

Barton 2010/07/05(Mon)15:59 No. 203776 ID: 699c5b
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>

"S T O P"

>>203776

Hey I know that face! That's Tory! Tell him the orb guys say hello!

>>203777
[we are not the orb, we are supposed to be some other group of voices]

look around, do you see any golems around? if not then you can probably just rush past him. if you do then better stop or he may use them on you.

Barton 2010/07/05(Mon)16:27 No. 203786 ID: 699c5b
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>

"Now, tonight's venture into the world of tomorrow, a most unusual story about "A Lo --- I S E E that YOU have destroyed some of M Y propertY. What a waste. So much planning and building, WASTED!--- eep bothering me when I am trying to make world MORE awesome with power of SCIENCE! It M I G H T have --- Well. I hate you for what you did. Now that you -Hey, please turn the tape now."

What?

Tory... you recorded this speech about your destroyed megamanta on tape... before it was destroyed? What does that say about your confidence?

... i think it's a golem dressed up to look like a person. get some light on it.

>>203786
Oh crap, that's probably some horrible boobytrapped golem. Shoot it now before it can get any closer!

Barton 2010/07/05(Mon)17:26 No. 203802 ID: 699c5b
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>

"SHUTDOWN_DUMMY_SPEECH(true);"
>"INIT_AI(true);"
>"::please wait::"

>"H E L L O. My n a m e is Tory's Double Mark 01, also known as model TD-01. I HAVE been a s s i g n e d to distract you and terminate all living from area."
>"INIT_COMBAT_AI(true);"

>>203802
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck. Run like fucking hell while shooting the head.

Barton 2010/07/05(Mon)17:28 No. 203805 ID: 699c5b
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>"RUNNING SCRIPT --"
>"COME ON YOU PUNY WORMS!"

oh man, it has a gun in it's face. you had better be able to fight it as a group.

What kind of abilities do you guys have? Tell us, so we can better assist you!

255 lvl we are so boned

Have one of you sacrifice themselves heroically. He'll gain exp and level up to Level 0.

>>203837

...

...that's brilliant

No seriously, Tory would never leave a level counter lower than the highest it could possibly go because of his ego. So something in the robot's programming really is set to 255, and it has to be in a single byte otherwise Tory would have bumped it up to 65535 or 4294967295. If you can get that byte to increment, then the robot should self destruct itself back down to 0!

>>203837
That's just crazy enough to work. Or to get you killed. If it works, great. If it doesn't, this thing would've killed you anyway since it's level 255. So really there's nothing to lose.

Barton 2010/07/06(Tue)02:05 No. 204048 ID: 699c5b
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Tzlerr had many tools to help our way, Werat can control beyond death and I can handle weapons.
What?! I am not going to sacrifice anyone!

Barton 2010/07/06(Tue)02:07 No. 204052 ID: 699c5b
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UH, better hide. I think we can defeat this enemy.
It might just take a lot of work.

Crap, he used my Nemesis Chaingun idea after all.

Alright, run into the facility, find Tory's tank. Then we play the organ to FIRE THE CHICKEN LAZORS! and turn that thing into a baby chicken.

>>204052
How many of those guns do you have with you? Because this thing is likely going to take more than one shot to go down and I can't help to notice you appear to have a smoothbore, not very good accuracy on those.

Hmm, the "brain" is unlikely to be in the head of this thing. Your best bet is probably to disable the weapons systems and then just run. Aim for the arm above the chaingun and the machinegun head.

Barton 2010/07/06(Tue)05:42 No. 204094 ID: 6a224f
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>Alright, run into the facility, find Tory's tank. Then we play the organ to FIRE THE CHICKEN LAZORS! and turn that thing into a baby chicken.

There should be useable weapons somewhere. My weapons do not seem to have great effect on it.

I have some sort of an idea. I'll try to get it to chase me while Werat has time to su
Blast! It is getting close!

>>204094
Throw back a grenade or two to slow it down.

Dodge while shooting down the machine gun barrel.

If you have anything corrosive, or even just conductive, now is the time to use it against that gun. And gunner. I know how Tory is, and I'm willing to bet he decided to be cheap about weather-proofing it.

Even a very fine powder may work, to gun up to works of that weapon.

>>204094
Be sure to use as much cover as possible during your flight. That gun would make swiss cheese out of you.

Barton 2010/07/06(Tue)09:14 No. 204135 ID: f5711e
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Tzlerr had all tools in his bag. I am not sure where his bag is right now. It's probably burning somewhere.

Ops, here we go. That thing is fast.

Barton 2010/07/06(Tue)09:17 No. 204136 ID: f5711e
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Ugh. I managed knocked that thing towards the crates.
>

"PDC! Do n o t touch~ ♥"

It changed its trajectory and smashed into a wall. Strange.

>>204136
It's probably preparing for a rebound. Prepare to cut it down as it comes flying towards you. And hope that it can't aim well while flying through the air.

The crates seem to contain something that's important. The robot saw it contained "PDC" and decided to hit the wall instead.

Shoot the crates!

Put your back to the crates! It'll have to hold off its attack then!

PDC... PDC... pretty damn combustible, portable destruction cannon, post-dated checques...

yes, the crates. if it cannot risk damage to it then it will have to abandon the attack.

Barton 2010/07/06(Tue)15:42 No. 204292 ID: 308fe1
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The thing seems to be unaffected.

I shoot one of the crates. It seems that all it have is just screws. Ordinary screws. Not world-destroying kind.

>"Plea s e REFRAIN f r o m touching TORY's p r i v a t e property."

It might attack any moment now.

>>204292
Grab the screws and throw them at it. Likely it will avoid the screws at any cost; use that to your advantage.

Rand 2010/07/07(Wed)11:28 No. 204585 ID: 46c0af
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Pausing for some time. Suggestions are still welcome.

Barton 2010/07/15(Thu)04:28 No. 208453 ID: 99ffa5
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I throw the screws, it d
>"G A M E OVER"

Barton 2010/07/15(Thu)04:29 No. 208455 ID: 99ffa5
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Shitshitshitfuck.
Wait. The spinning thing is slowing down.

Barton 2010/07/15(Thu)04:30 No. 208456 ID: 99ffa5
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>"Transmisson incoming! Please stand by!"

Barton 2010/07/15(Thu)04:32 No. 208458 ID: 99ffa5
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Something is coming down. I have no idea what it is.

Barton 2010/07/15(Thu)04:33 No. 208459 ID: 99ffa5
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An image of a person appears.
>"Hello ladies and gentleman! How are you today?"

Is he the one behind this?

>>208459
In a way. But don't do anything stupid now. Don't do any of that stupid screaming or shouting about how he's going to pay for all the lives he took or something like that, it's only going to make him laugh and think less of you.

Instead just hear him out. Moments ago you were about to be decapitated in a hail of bullets, now you're still breathing. Keep him talking while you prepare a way out of getting shoot at by the golem.

>>208459
Could be better.

Barton 2010/07/15(Thu)10:22 No. 208510 ID: 99ffa5
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"Could be better. You don't have to happen any drinks around?"
>"Well, I had some quality-alcohol in the lower floors of that facility. Good to know you are doing okay, because I AM MAD.
>SERIOUSLY.
>WHY.
>WHY THE FUCK! YOU JUST WALTZ INSIDE PAST MY GOLEMS AND DECIDE 'Oh this looks good place to place a bomb. It won't explode and kill us all and set the whole place on fire.' IT IS BAD THAT I ALREADY LOST MEGAMANTA, BUT NOOOOO~, THE FIRE IS REACHING THE GODDAMN CHE-"
>"..."
>"Disregard that."

Crazy as a cuckoo. What should I do?

He's a bit of a simpleton. He doesn't understand why you were blowing up his stuff, even though he was blowing up your stuff. If you can get him on your side he'll stop blowing you up, though he might try to cyber-augment the shit out of you.

...tell him you weren't blowing up the Manta. You just gave it a deep cleaning. That's your job after all.

>>208510
Tell him that you were just looking for work and decided that a demonstration of you skills would be the best way to go about it.

Barton 2010/07/15(Thu)11:42 No. 208529 ID: 99ffa5
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"We deep-cleaned it. Want to hire us to deep-clean more?"
>"Fuck you too."
>"I don't want to even try to put out fires. I have too volatile stuff down there."
>"Oh look at the time! I am afraid I must go! Any last worms- I mean words?"

>>208529
Tell him you fucked his dragon and it was good.

Then get in close and rip that golem a new one. Can't let it use its superior firepower.

Tell Tory the voices say hi.

Ask him what the safest way out of this place is.

>>208531
this... will shatter him... I think...

>>208541
Either that or if could turn off the killer robots.

Barton 2010/07/15(Thu)14:53 No. 208601 ID: 99ffa5
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"How do we get out or how do we turn off the killer-robots?"
>"Bah. Do you think I would tell you? Well, good bye, ta-ta, farewell et cetera. I hope you all burn in hell you have created. TD-01! Remove Property Damage Control and kill these fools."
Image disappears.

>"Removing PDC... Please wait."

Ah, it seems that Werat has summoned something useful. Should we try to fight or should we just flee?

>>208601
He said there was volatile stuff down here, and the fire's spreading. RUN! The whole place is going to explode.

Run, don't wanna be around if the place goes kaboom. He did say there was unstable stuff around.

>>208601
Let whatever Werat summoned die while you make your escape. This place is liable to burn even more or explode even more in the very near future.

>>208601
Both. Let the summoned thing cover your escape.

Barton 2010/07/16(Fri)05:34 No. 208786 ID: 99ffa5
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Yes, it is too dangerous here. We must leave.
I think we can go by foot from now on. Demon will take care of that golem-thing.
>

"STOP. You are N O T authorized to use t h a t exit."

Barton 2010/07/16(Fri)05:35 No. 208787 ID: 99ffa5
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>

"FIRING MAGNUM."

Wait did it just kill the demon?

Barton 2010/07/16(Fri)05:36 No. 208788 ID: 99ffa5
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I think we can hide in the woods. We should have eno

the first one didn't teach you, NEVER STOP RUNNING!

>>208787
Yes it did. You really should have tried to go for the "Just looking for work." line.

>>208789
Wow, fucker must have had some really heavy duty explosives stashed away there. Well I guess that will teach him that you make sure that your ammunition stores can't set off a chain reaction that blows up a fucking mountain.

And then the planet collapsed into the Void.

Epilogue Barton 2010/07/16(Fri)06:40 No. 208798 ID: 99ffa5
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Well, we are all alive.
Tzlerr is recovering and I think I have broken my leg. Anyway, we are alive. I think we were somewhat lucky.
I don't know where in the hell that golem disappeared.

>"So. What are we going to do now?"
"I guess we should head back for capital."
>"It is getting cold! Could you give me more of your cloak?"
"Get your own cloak, kid."
>"Well, I think I am going to leave now. I cannot stand shitface complaining the whole trip."
>"Well fuck you too. My name is Tzlerr, stop calling me shitface."
>"No deal, shitface."
>"Stop that!"
"Quiet down!"

This will be one long trip.

[ END ]
/Please leave your feedback in Tory's Tower-thread in Quest-discussion. I will continue Tory's Tower in few days./

Congratulations. You performed just as much destruction as Master Tory in his megamanta. Xom would be proud.