Grab her tits and slap her ass. Chicks love that shit.

Get naked, since naked people are invisible, and ambush them both with your hyperweapon.

>>200055
but not too hard, don't want to actually hurt them.

sajindarkwizardkillerdirge 2010/06/27(Sun)19:53 No. 200061 ID: 9cb4b3
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ok i am ready to go inside are you guys ready this is gonna be so hot

>>200061
You aren't naked! You aren't ready.

sajindarkwizardkillerdirge 2010/06/27(Sun)19:56 No. 200065 ID: 9cb4b3
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*boom*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>200065

...what just happened?

swear revenge as loud as you can.

sajindarkwizardkillerdirge 2010/06/27(Sun)20:05 No. 200071 ID: 9cb4b3
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I SSEAR REVENCE AS LOUD AS I CANG

"HJAH HAH HAH HAH HAHH AH HAH" the mysterious man in the hokey mask says

"now I have defeated ashehewlett-packard and will become king of the star kingdom once and for all!"

>>200071
FITE THE MAN WHO IS TOTALLY NOT YOUR BROTHER

>>200071

Chase down that mofo, beat him to a pulp, and then rape him. It's only fair, he's being a dick so you can rape him some, it's in the rules.

use your slightly-less-then-ultimate attack on hokey mask man.

CRY SOME MOAR

Declare that it was your star kingdom.

Also that it is your star kingdom.

Also that his face is dumb, then call him a dumbface.

>>200071
Have a flashback to when you last saw this evil person

sajindarkwizardkillerdirge 2010/06/27(Sun)20:22 No. 200082 ID: 9cb4b3
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i have never seed him before how can i have a flashback to him!?!?!?!!?!!!??!!?!

"sooooon..." the man in the hokey mask says "join me and together we will complet the scar kingdom as brothers"

brothers WHAT DOES HWE MEAN BROTHERS

>>200082
Yell at him for being stupid and say to whoever this mysterious person you've never seen before that you are not his brother

>>200082
It's probably some kind of metaphor and definitely has nothing to do with the fact that he looks just like your brother, who is obviously dead and will clearly never trouble anyone ever again. Ever.

>>200082
>brothers WHAT DOES HWE MEAN BROTHERS
HE MEANS YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE

sajindarkwizardkillerdirge 2010/06/27(Sun)20:33 No. 200094 ID: 9cb4b3
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YOU ARE STUPID i yell at him AND HOKEY IS A F*GGOT SPROT FOR CANADANS AND COMMUNIST

everyone knows real men play real sports that take skill like guitar hero and no-summon no-leveling sped runs

NO YOU ARE STUPID he says AND HOKEY IS AWESOME he lies

he disapares

look for clues about which way to go.

Oh no he used the disapearingan!

>>200094
Teleport to Fuschio. She's not safe.

SIR SCHMOOPY of Awesometown 2010/06/30(Wed)19:05 No. 201597 ID: 6a5a08
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>>200094
Feel the wrath of Canadian Lumber, fool!

>>201597

Epic. I can't not suggest something after seeing this post.

Join forces! Take over the world!

sajindarkwizardkillerdirge 2010/09/09(Thu)20:03 No. 228866 ID: 2ecb93
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there are no cleus as to where to gho

he has left without a trace and i dont know where he went

i could want to go to the tower but am i forgiting some thing first?

[spiolter]there is a secret in this update see if you can find it :D :D :D[/spoilter]

OKAY FUCKIN SHIT I SEE THE SECRET IT IS OVER THERE WITH THE 1 ON IT!

>>228866
THE FIRE LOOKS LIKE YOUR HAIR THE SECRET MUST BE IN IT

HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT SECRET CLOUD OVER THERE ON THE LEFT ONE PIXEL IS OFF

>>228866
THERES WIGHT PIXLRES IN YOuER HARE INSPIT IT FOR REBLES AND CONTRBAN

I have no idea what the christ is going on over to the right there

>>228866
There seems to be a chastity belt at the right side of the fire. Probably belonged to your girlfriend. Go pick it up.

sajindarkwizardkillerdirge 2010/09/23(Thu)19:19 No. 233275 ID: 2ecb93
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omg

no

it wasnt a chastity belt or any of the stupid things you suggested

its clearly a ninaj forehead protector from the sound village

i cant believe none of you saw that

youre all retarded

Wear the forehead protector to honour your fallen comrades.

BELIEVE IT!

sajindarkwizardkillerdirge 2010/09/23(Thu)19:27 No. 233279 ID: 2ecb93
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>>233277
ok but only over one eye like kakashi because thats cooler

i must remember my fallen comredes

>>233279

Get amnesia.

Needs more jpg artifacts.

Anyway, this is boring. Go find someone to fight or seduce or both.

Create a shadow clone of yourself and then fight him.

>>233279
FIND THE SOUND CLAN!

sajindarkwizardkillerdirge 2010/09/23(Thu)19:48 No. 233289 ID: 2ecb93
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>>233284
i create the shadow clone of myself

he is exactly like myself in every way

but he is not a pure soul like i am and is tainted by the shadow like i am so i must suppress my demon side and embrace the angel side to destroy him

the battle takes a bajilliunth of a second as i slice throuh him in one stroke

>find the sound village
this will not be easy... i must find HELP

WHO SHOULD I ENLIST TO ADE ME IN THIS QUEST!?

You have to work together with your evil brother as only the two of you combined will have the power to fulfill such a task.

Release one of your stronger waifus from her poke ball.

sajindarkwizardkillerdirge 2010/09/23(Thu)20:08 No. 233294 ID: 2ecb93
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>>233290
(oh wow this is a good idea i have to complement you hebert i didnt think someone would think about this)

iohkay i could track doqwn my brother and somehow trick him into taking m,e to the sound villagebut i dont knwo how i could trick him into taking to soudn village

>>233291
what omg only fifth graders play pokgaymon have your balls dropepd yet real men play cool games with deep sstories like shin megami tensei or final fantasy six (NOT THREE BAKAS)

Release one of your stronger waifus from her bokepall.

You can offer to perform the ritual fight against him, that can only be conducted on the grounds of the sound village and that, once and for all, will decide who of you two shall be the true successor of your clan.

Not only will he have to lead you to the village, but you will also have the chance to finally end this war between siblings, during wich so many have already given their live.

Go to the top of a mountain to find a character from a different quest to help you out.

>>233294
You trick him into thinking that the Ninjas would be a threat towards his power and that the two of you need to wipe them out before you both can rule. Then you side with the ninjas and kick the shit out of your bro until it's time he realised the error of his ways and he finds redemption and you forgive him and then you both live as best bros for all your days, playing rad games and rating vaginas.

Draw him in by letting him ninja you.

Then double ninja him right the fuck back.

saijindarkwizardkillerdirge 2010/09/28(Tue)21:15 No. 235531 ID: a4b4e3
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okay i wait for m y brother to ninja at me but i am waiting for him

saijindarkwizardkillerdirge 2010/09/28(Tue)21:23 No. 235543 ID: a4b4e3
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IT WORKED

saijindarkwizardkillerdirge 2010/09/28(Tue)21:24 No. 235544 ID: a4b4e3
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OH NO HE TRIPLE NINJAED

>>235544
QUAD NINJA THAT BITCH

>>235544
Shit, might just be an illusion. Cut that shit up and then use shadowcopy jutsu all over the fucking place so he doesn't know where to strike. Then use yellow flash to get over there when he pops up to hit a clone.

keep ninjaing until there aren't any logs left.

>>235608
Quick, you must use that teleportation jutsu that your master thought you and said could only be used in dire emergancies!

>>235608
Use your Zanpakuto ability to get out of this situation.

saijindarkwizardkillerdirge 2010/09/28(Tue)22:05 No. 235615 ID: a4b4e3
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SHIIIIIIIT

KEEP GOING! the log supply is almost empty!

>>235615
ZANPAKUTO! ZANPAKUTO!

Keep it up until the jpg artifacts become too thick to breathe through. That will flush him out.

>>235615

I warned you about logs! I TOLD YOU DAWG

saijindarkwizardkillerdirge 2010/09/29(Wed)22:28 No. 236249 ID: a4b4e3
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>>235717
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

saijindarkwizardkillerdirge 2010/09/29(Wed)22:39 No. 236253 ID: a4b4e3
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alright I activate my zanpakto and also my rasengan eyes it makes the sky turn red because of the blood of the innocent

i know what i must do...

(but that doesn't mean don't suggest lol just make sure u suggest the right thing and not sumthing stupid or u will be ignored)

>>236253
HEADBUTT

activate your super special hidden tech that you did not use until now because you wanted to make sure it was only used when it was needed.

>>236253
You must unlock the gates of power, even if it will shorten your life span because of the toll it takes on your body and the possibility that it will drain away your powers. After all this is your brother you're fighting against.

saijindarkwizardkillerdirge 2010/10/01(Fri)15:15 No. 236964 ID: a4b4e3
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>>236254
WTF gates of power are toy talking about chakra gates like rock lee dont be a douche nobody likes rock lee he is so low tier only noobs use him in competitive naruto ninja taisen games

all these suggestions are STUPIOD this sit just doesnt have the intellagence i thought it did im leaving FOREVER unless you people beg me to come back

okpleas come back

i miss u alredy

>>236964
Fine, leave. You suck anyway. Final Fantasy 6 and One Piece are far better too.

>>236964
But how will you know we're begging for your return if you leave forever?

>>236964
NOOOO! Don't leave! What are we going to do without you and your green hair?!

That's it. This is the last we've seen of him. We will never see him again and WE BLEW IT :_______:

>>236964
STOOPID HYOOMAN DOOBIES ARE SUEPEROR TO YORE FAGOT SHIT!!!!111!! EAT A COK