PINK

No, Red!

Wait wait, PINK

Ah, whatever!

Red looks more familiar, I'm gonna go with Red.

I'm going to choose pink it's different and because it has black in there.
Pinkblack.

>>196526
"plink"?

id go pink. it implies a female player. or a trap.

Pink 2010/06/20(Sun)18:11 No. 196533 ID: 6a5a08
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"I am Belch Upchuck! To catch them is my real test, and to train them is my cause! One day I will be the greatest Pokemon Master the world has ever known, and then I will rule the world with an iron fist... of JUSTICE!"

Pink 2010/06/20(Sun)18:22 No. 196538 ID: 6a5a08
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"And you are my faithful Charmander companion, christened Pink."

You are now in direct control of you. That is, the Charmander.

Our trainer is a dick. Let's set him on fire.

>>196538
Hug trainer.

>>196542
This.
He named us pink.

Pink 2010/06/20(Sun)18:44 No. 196550 ID: 6a5a08
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You do not know Ember, so instead you jump up and hug Belch. He seems like a depressed uncreative nerd, no need to blame him for his nature.

>>196538
Hooray, we're one of the world's most vulnerable pokemons.

If that light on our tail goes out, we done.

>>196549
Well we aren't going to get strong and evolve just by sitting around, lead him into grass and start a fight with any birds or rats you find.

He seems like a depressed uncreative nerd, use our tail to light him on fire.

>>196550
Make sure we dont fall. Dig those claws into his shirt.

Pink 2010/06/20(Sun)19:30 No. 196579 ID: 6a5a08
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Since attacking your Trainer would probably get you shipped off to some freaky unethical lab to be put down, or worse, experimented on, you go look for a poor innocent Wild Pokemon on which to take out your anger at being named Pink.

Finding a poor, innocent, unsuspecting Pikachu you prepare your favorite Scratching claw.

>>196579
MURDER HIM

lets pretend to not be a pyromaniac and go on adventure.

also attempt to not set patch of tall grass on fire in order to gain exp.

Roll a seduction check.

>>196579
Insert claw into wild Pickachu anus and roar "I AM PINK! FEAR ME! Uguu~"

use ember on pikachu, then dig claws on his back.

when you discover he has thundershock, attempt to ground yourself with him.

Uh, but I am pink. Why would I have a problem with being called Pink? Also I need some fucking sunscreen since I'm some kind of weird albino.

Suggestion 2010/06/20(Sun)19:55 No. 196591 ID: d3dfb8
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>>196590
Nuff said.

Pink 2010/06/20(Sun)20:10 No. 196599 ID: 6a5a08
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You Scratch the Pikachu's face, then before it can counter, use Attract.

It forgets its thoughts of revenge and is just staring at you. Idiot.
Your Trainer seems to not know what to do, never having been in a battle before. Stupid human. Looks like you have to do everything yourself.

Also, due to being a Fire Type, you have natural resistance to the sun, and don't burn easily. Still, sunscreen is a good idea, have to point it out to Nerdchuck next time we stop by a PokeMart.

>>196599
wait he looks ripe for a pokeball! hug him and hope the trainer gets the right idea.

Great. A trainer with no handling talents. Just wait 'till he decides to send us diving for pokemons. It'll be paradise.

>>196605
Agreed. Hug the pikachu. Hope he gets the message.

>>196599

How on earth did I learn Attract? Is my trainer loaded or something? That thing costs like 3000poké! At any rate it only works on opposite gendered pokémon so hugging him/her will ensure a long line of weird mutant ditto colored charmanders. Or pikachus if I'm a guy. er...

HUG PIKCHU READ PARALYSIS

I think I'm just gonna bitch at my trainer until he throws a pokéball.

You hug the Pikachu. Pikachu's Static ability paralyzes you!
You bitch at Nerdchuck to use the Pokeball already before Attract wears off. He cannot understand your words, but he gets the point and throws the Pokeball.

[Please Roll a 1d100.
Anything above 40 is a catch. If more than one person rolls before the next update, I will sue the average- so if someone botches the roll you can still have a chance. At the same time, if someone rolls a good roll, you may not want to mess with it.]

Pink 2010/06/21(Mon)06:03 No. 196734 ID: 6a5a08
File 127712543193.jpg - (179.60KB , 720x720 , Pokeball1.jpg )

[Image was forgotten]

rolled 100 = 100

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>>196733
Well hell, here goes nothing.

>>196740
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

rolled 17 = 17

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>>196752
What did you even roll for? 100 is the MAXIMUM.

>>196753
<.< Roll more! things can only be improved! We're still in 'no' but we can reach 'yes!'

>>196759
WRONG. HIGH IS GOOD. Read more better.

rolled 84 = 84

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>>196752
Fool! We had natural 100...

This is what happens when people don't read the actual quest and just start rolling. Now we've wasted the natural 100 I rolled.

STOP ROLLING

Pink 2010/06/21(Mon)14:53 No. 196910 ID: 6a5a08
File 127715719933.jpg - (141.39KB , 720x720 , CaughtYellow.jpg )

"Yeah, I caught a Pikachu!"

Hmph. You do all the hard work, and publicly ruin your reputation by being dumb enough to hug a Pikachu, and getting paralyzed, yet you don't even get honorable mention in his victory shout. Well,a t least Nerdchuck had enough sense to heal you after. Maybe there's hope for him- but you doubt it.

Would you like to Nickname caught Pikachu?

"Yeah, I'll name him Yellow!"

Oh wonderful, another Pokemon to be made fun of for life because of this kid's names. You almost feel bad for it.

Alright, you should probably drag Nerdchuck back to town now, he's been lost for about an hour.

We can go through the Haunted Forest, or go back the way you came through the Rocky Pass.

Both you and the wounded Pikachu will be weak against Rock Types (you almost fainted on the way here), but if we run across a Mankey it'll be useful later.

The Forest has Ghost Types though, and you don't know any attack moves other than Scratch. Then again, they're rare, and the Grass and Bug Types are pretty weak, especially f you manage to level up and learn Ember.

Well hopefully yon trainer has the good sense to double back to the nearest center and heal yon new Pikachu, after which point the forest is more sensible, but odds are we don't get an actual vote on this.

>>196910
Forest. Yellow should know some shocky moves to protect from ghosts.
See if we can catch another yellow pokemon and see if nerdsward's brain snaps coming up with a name.

Forest. Running away from a minority of ghost types is better odds than running away from a majority of rock types. Plus Yellow shock etc.

after pokecenter, lets try forest.

and not setting it on fire.

Pink 2010/06/21(Mon)20:15 No. 197001 ID: 6a5a08
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You're trying to get Nerdchuck back to town so you can go to the Pokemon Center. Anyhow, you go the the forest, taking care not to set anything aflame with your tail.

The Trainer gets nervous and scared and brings out Yellow so he can feel safer behind a solid wall of two Pokemon half his size.

You and Yellow chat while you walk, since Nerdchuck is so slow and paranoid. Yellow seems nice, if a bit naive. He also seems self-conscious about his height- he keeps walking on his tip toes to try and stand as tall as you. It's pretty funny.

Anyways, there's two paths up ahead, one goes left and one goes right. You can't recall which direction you're going, but you think it's probably North. Town is to the East, so which way should you go?

>>197001
wait, if attraction worked, and the pikachu is a guy...that mean's we're a girl? or is the pikachu gay?

Anyway, if we're headed north and the town is east, right would lead us back to town.

... We're a shiny female starter? Guess it's a good thing we have an idiot for an owner and not some walkthrough fiend who'd try and use us to create some Poké-quisatch-haderach.

Leading him back to town is the thing to do though, what with the getting fully healed, so yeah, east.

>>197001
There isn't that much risk of starting a fire, unless we deliberately try to. Sure, we might smoulder live plants or singe the grass, but unless it's hot and dry and there's lots of dead branches out there shouldn't be much ignition material.

>>197028
Also, go Right. East is Right of North.

I'm not a breeder, so I dunno if you two are the same egg group or not.
However, you might be able to relieve some stress by beating the crap outta Yellow and making it look like kinky stuff, if ya know what I mean. He does look rather submissive to you, after all. (Do they make whips and fetish gear in poke-sizes, or do they just have to make do with their natural abilities?)

Pink 2010/06/22(Tue)05:58 No. 197124 ID: 6a5a08
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You arrive at another crossroads. Nerdchuck wants to go right, and stay on the edge of the forest, where there's less chance of a Ghost attacking you, or getting lost.

Yellow, on the other hand, thinks we should go the other way, since there's supposed to be some kind of treasure the Wild Pokemon were talking about and he wants to find it.

Well, searching for some lost treasure would be interesting, but Nerdchuck has a point for once. Yellow isn't fully healed, and we're out of potions, so if he gets K.O.'d you'll have no way to fight Ghost Pokemon.

...Would come back for it later, but doubting his ability to backtrack. If things REALLY get bad, one thing that he can likely do is run away. Go with yellow.

treasure?

hey, nothing ventured, nothing gained. keep yellowchu in the middle case we get a attack.

also, POKEBALLS, DO WE HAVE THEM?

>>197124

Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Plus do you really want to agree with nerdchuck?

Ha ha you guys are so fainted. That treasure better be a whole crate of Revives.

>>197182
naw man, its treasure for pokemons.

its problaby a crate of doritos or maybe dr.pepper.

Pink 2010/06/22(Tue)14:36 No. 197305 ID: 6a5a08
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Your current inventory is as follows:

Belch Upchuck:
-One plain Pokeball
-Three Paralyz Heal
-Two Cans of PokeChow

Pink: No held item

Yellow: No held item

You decide to go with Yellows plan and have an ADVENTURE! As you walk down the path you and Yellow chat some more. Apparently the treasure is called the Silver Carapace, and that it grants whoever finds it one wish.

Soon you pass by an old abandoned shack. Yellow passes it by, saying it doesn't look like a place with treasure. However, your Woman's Intuition tells you that there's something valuable there.
Nerdchuck seems worried about it, but he's scared of everything in this forest.

>>197305
into the shack, then.

>>197305
resting spot is always good. scout the surroundings and get in.

remmeber to knock first.

>Apparently the treasure is called the Silver Carapace, and that it grants whoever finds it one wish.

Man that sounds way too good to be true, but we should investigate on the off chance it is. Look through the windows before you decide to enter though, it could be a trap.

>>197327

Nah, the only thing one wish does in pokémon is heal you the next turn.

>>197321

Resting spot? More like an ideal landscape for ghost pokémon to dwell! ...maybe if it was bigger than a shack. I guess it could hold one of them, just waiting to spring on you in surprise!

>>197356
what if its a house-sized ditto? o.o

Pink 2010/06/23(Wed)06:09 No. 197584 ID: 6a5a08
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You enter the old shack an- what the fuck! Someone wrote all over the place in red pen. You have a bad feeling about this.

It seems they left no surface unused, probably because their penmanship is terrible. In some spots it looks thinner, like they were running out of ink.

The three symbols on the wall look different from the rest, you think they may have been put there by a different person than the one with the pen.

The floor boards are cracked and creaky, and one is marked by a red X.

>>197584
Checking under that x'd floorboard seems like the obvious thing to do.

>>197584

Gie Yellow a bitching tattoo on his chest with the paint pen.

>>197584
Looks like there's a pen in the corner. Draw upon thine self.

Pink 2010/06/23(Wed)13:46 No. 197700 ID: 6a5a08
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You pick up the pen, planning on drawing on yourself and Yellow for shits and giggles. Unfortunately, the pen is our of ink. As soon as you pick it up, the floorboard with the X on it drops down piece by piece, forming a staircase into a dark corridor.

The four brave adventurers gazes into the abyss of ter- wait, four?

>>197700
Throw that fucker at pikajew
Static up in hurr.

>>197700
Say hello to the GASTLY. Like, really. Talk to it.

>>197700
awwwwww, can we keep him?

Pink 2010/06/23(Wed)14:10 No. 197725 ID: 6a5a08
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Wild GASTLY Appears! Wild GASTLY has Preemptive Strike. Pink is forced into battle as the party leader.

Wild GASTLY uses SING!

[Roll 1d20, 10 or below causes Pink to fall asleep, 11 or above allows Pink to resist the effect]

rolled 4 = 4

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>>197725
Let's do eeeet!!!!

rolled 20 = 20

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>>197725
Ergk.

I say take one for the team and growl until we go down, letting yellow finish it off without much problem.

Pink 2010/06/23(Wed)14:37 No. 197745 ID: 6a5a08
File 127732904192.jpg - (158.96KB , 720x720 , PinkUsesGrowl.jpg )

[Moveset:
Scratch
Growl
Attract]

Pink resists the sleep effect and uses GROWL!

Wild GASTLY's Attack decreases slightly.

Pink 2010/06/23(Wed)14:38 No. 197747 ID: 6a5a08
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Wild GASTLY uses LICK!

Pink takes minor damage.

[Roll 1d20, anything over 6 resists Paralysis]

>>197733
MOAR GROWL

rolled 3 = 3

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>>197747
Continue with the strategy.

rolled 2 = 2

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>>197747
Resist, for great justice!

>>197757
lol we're boned.

Pink 2010/06/23(Wed)15:14 No. 197770 ID: 6a5a08
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Pink is Paralyzed! She still, however, manages to use GROWL again.

Wild GHASTLY's Attack decreases slightly.

Pink 2010/06/23(Wed)15:16 No. 197772 ID: 6a5a08
File 127733136910.jpg - (167.42KB , 720x720 , GastlyusesLickAgain.jpg )

[*Gastly]

Wild GASTLY uses LICK!

Pink takes minor damage.

[Roll 1d10 for Turn Paralysis, under 4 results in no action being taken (by Pink)]

rolled 8 = 8

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i had rolled a d10, ignore that.

also attract

>>197777
i mean a d20 >_< it was for the para resist.

can you use only 1 type of dice pleez?

>>197777
doesn't attract only work on opposite sex pokemon?

Pink 2010/06/23(Wed)15:38 No. 197786 ID: 6a5a08
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Pink uses ATTRACT!

Wild GASTLY is flattered, but she doesn't swing that way. Sorry!

Pink 2010/06/23(Wed)15:39 No. 197787 ID: 6a5a08
File 127733279266.jpg - (167.61KB , 720x720 , GastlyusesLickAgainAgain.jpg )

Pink is really getting tired of being licked into submission...

[Roll 1d20 for Turn Paralysis]

rolled 18 = 18

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shoot it with fire

>Ghastly uses Lick
>Ghastly doesn't swing that way
>I'm getting mixed signals here.

Can we heckle our trainer to just let us run from this fight?

[Forgot since changed dice for Copper: Also, anything over 12 is a resist]

rolled 1 = 1

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>>197786
growl anyway.

>>197791
That was a 1d10. DOES NOT COUNT.

Use Growl again.

>>197791
wait. that was a d10. damm my luck.

use growl.

rolled 2 = 2

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>>197794
excuse my derp. sometimes i go hurr.

Pink 2010/06/23(Wed)15:58 No. 197799 ID: 6a5a08
File 127733392626.jpg - (167.61KB , 720x720 , ThisSucks.jpg )

[Converted to d20, Copper's roll is a 2.]

Pink is paralyzed cannot move!

Wild GASTLY used LICK!

[Turn Paralysis Roll: 12/20 or over.
Fun Fact: The tongues of some Pokemon (such as Gastly's Evolution Chain) excrete a chemical which soaks into an enemy's skin, causing extreme discomfort, and possible Paralysis.]

rolled 20 = 20

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just switch or run already, jeez.

rolled 16 = 16

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>>197799
switch. yellow, HUGZ TIEM.

>>197799
Why don't we use a Paralysis Heal instead?

Yellow 2010/06/23(Wed)16:21 No. 197810 ID: 6a5a08
File 127733530529.jpg - (159.14KB , 720x720 , YellowEntersBattle.jpg )

Pink switches with Yellow! You are now in control of Yellow.

[Moveset:
Thundershock
Growl]

Yellow 2010/06/23(Wed)16:23 No. 197811 ID: 6a5a08
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Wild GASTLY uses SING!

[Roll 1d20 for Sing resist, 11+ allows resist]

rolled 11 = 11

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>>197811
dont fail me now dices!

thundershock!

>>197813
Hooray.

NOBODY ROLL!

rolled 1 = 1

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>>197890
hell yeah!

rolled 9 = 9

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double hell yeah!

what the poop?

aw man, we gon get licked.

Yellow 2010/06/23(Wed)19:16 No. 197896 ID: 6a5a08
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Yellow uses THUNDERSHOCK!

Wild GASTLY takes moderate damage.

Wild GASTLY is Paralyzed!

Wild GASTLY is Paralyzed, it cannot move!

[Remind me never to make important rolls in other quests]

YES! spam thundershock until it's red or very low yellow.

rolled 10 = 10

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>>197896
the consensus seem to be that certain skills are required to peform certain actions. if you dontt want to roll paralysis yourself, simply admit that every turn or so the paykeymoon gets paralised.

rinse and repeat. i think we can fit 2 more thundershocks

rolled 15 = 15

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... I made a post about rolling and forgot to roll. Yeah, definitely best to not leave things to my brain.

Yellow 2010/06/23(Wed)19:39 No. 197908 ID: 6a5a08
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Yellow uses THUNDERSHOCK!

Wild GASTLY takes moderate damage.

==>

Yellow 2010/06/23(Wed)19:42 No. 197911 ID: 6a5a08
File 127734737846.jpg - (181.41KB , 720x720 , GastlyusesLickonYellow.jpg )

Wild GASTLY uses LICK!

Yellow takes minor damage.

[Yellow is an Electric type. If I remember, that means he cannot be Paralyzed. Also, after taking 20 minutes to draw a Pikachu ear, and misspelling seventeen words (I counted) I believe this is a sign to take a break for the night... or at least until I can see.

*eighteen]

One more should put Ghastly into the yellow. Then justice boy can throw a pokeball!

If this is anything like the game we should immediately abort mission, hoof it straight to a pokemon center, then hoof it on back where nothing will have developed or changed in our absence.

Nahh we'll probably just faint and DIE IN THE DARKNESSS

>>197911
Electric type pokemon can get paralyzed too.

Status immunities are tied to type as follows:
Ice types can't be Frozen by Ice moves. Tri-attack works.
Fire types can't be Burned at all.
Poison types can't be Poisoned. Neither can Steel types.
Grass types are immune to Leech Seed. That can still be transferred to Grass types via Baton Pass though.

Just completely geek out over it:

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Limber_%28ability%29

Only 4 pokémon can have a natural immunity to paralysis. The games suck though pikchu can't be paralyzed because that would be lame.

rolled 18 = 18

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[Oh well, now I know.]

Yellow 2010/06/24(Thu)07:24 No. 198176 ID: 6a5a08
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Yellow uses THUNDERSHOCK!

Wild GASTLY takes moderate damage.

Yellow 2010/06/24(Thu)07:26 No. 198178 ID: 6a5a08
File 127738958330.jpg - (182.28KB , 720x720 , GastlyusesLickonYellow2.jpg )

Wild GASTLY uses LICK!

Yellow takes minor damage.

[Please roll 1d20 for Paralysis, 11/20 or more is resist]

rolled 11 = 11

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>>198178
Throw a ball at it!

rolled 11 = 11

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>>198178

rollan

Belch Upchuck 2010/06/24(Thu)07:39 No. 198184 ID: 6a5a08
File 127739039355.jpg - (135.30KB , 720x720 , Justice-Boy.jpg )

Yellow resists Paralysis effect.

Justice Boy leaps heroically into the scene, throwing a Pokeball at the Wild GASTLY like only a true hero- or delusional nerd- could!

[Please roll 1d100 for catch, anything above 25 is a success]

rolled 11 = 11

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>>198184
GET IN THE BALL!

>>198185
Welp. Someone help me out here.

rolled 21 = 21

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>>198184
I nearly screwed things up last time. I hope It works now. >.>

rolled 73 = 73

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>>198202
e.e we're all going to die at this rate.

>>198204
That'll do it. 105/3 > 25

Pink 2010/06/24(Thu)08:48 No. 198213 ID: 6a5a08
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"Yeah, I caught a Gastly!"

Gastly was caught. Would you like to name caught Gastly?

"Of course! I'll name her Plum!"

As Nerdchuck goes about his little naming ceremony, you plan ahead. The tunnel is dark, but your tail flame should be able to provide light for the group. Plus, you're pretty sure Ghosts can see in the dark.

Nerdchuck has healed Paralysis from you and Plum, there is one Paralyz Heal left.

You are holding the Empty Red Pen. It has no effect, but can be turned in to the Recycling Police in town for 5 Poké.

>>198213
Down we go~

investigate the hole?

Pink 2010/06/24(Thu)11:26 No. 198272 ID: 6a5a08
File 127740401446.jpg - (157.58KB , 720x720 , NotAloneIntheNotDark.jpg )

Nerdchuck brings out Plum, and the party descends into the darkness. Almost immediately, Plum begins whistling a happy adventuring tune. Several crystals in the cave walls begin to glow, lighting your way.

Pink 2010/06/24(Thu)11:30 No. 198276 ID: 6a5a08
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You arrive at a flat wall, a dead end. On the wall are three indentations, with one deeper indentation in each, indentations forming lines between them, and a shape in the middle.

You suspect these correspond with the symbols in the shack upstairs.

>>198276
Oh, looks like we'd better go grab the symbols.

Pink 2010/06/24(Thu)15:11 No. 198423 ID: 6a5a08
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You have Yellow stand on Nerdchuck's shoulders and try and take off one of the symbols. Yellow says he thinks it's just painted on, it's not actually a removable object.

Nerdchuck complains that Yellow is too heavy for his weak nerd muscles. Yellow seems to have become self-conscious about his weight.

reassure yellow that he is okay and that nerd is just a nerd.

>>198423
Why would a man be self-conscious about their weight? That's all muscle, baby.

Okay then... what's on the 4th wall?

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/06/24(Thu)15:33 No. 198435 ID: 6a5a08
File 127741883614.jpg - (123.90KB , 720x720 , Fourth Wall.jpg )

>what's on the 4th wall?

Hey! Whatever happened to privacy in one's own home?

>>198435
What? Is that your house?

Ugh. Anyway, I don't know what to do. We don't have anything to put in those recesses. Let's start poking at them or something. Well, the writing says 'singing helps' so maybe if Plum sings, something will happen?

shoot the one on the right with lightning?

Pink 2010/06/24(Thu)16:27 No. 198463 ID: 6a5a08
File 127742207698.jpg - (173.24KB , 720x720 , Sing-Along.jpg )

You ask Plum to sing and she gladly does so. However, not much happens as a result, other than everyone feeling sleepy and relaxed. Also the lights come on downstairs again.

Your Woman's Intuition tells you that perhaps Professor Hangedorf in town will know something about the symbols and the cave, being a smart college-educated researcher and all.

>>198463
Okay. Let's go back to town then. We need more pokeballs anyway.

cheer up yellow.
give him a kiss.

>>198463
plus he has dorf in his name. That grants a +10 to cave knowledge. better go ask him.

Pink 2010/06/24(Thu)18:11 No. 198533 ID: 6a5a08
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As the party approaches the exit from the forest into town, a tree falls in their path. Three figures jump on top of it from above.

"Halt and be silent!"

"Before we need to get violent."

"To bring the odd and uproarious!"

"To rise up the new empire, proud and glorious."

"To reveal the evils of the dark and blight!"

"And bring the world into the old light."

"Paul!"

"Art."

"A-13 extends its mighty arm!"

"Give up now, or face bodily harm."

"SKREEEE!"

>>198533
oh god they're even worse.

Tell them that they are lame.

They won't understand, what with us being a charmander, but we'll feel better.

>>198533
"Shouldn't you have more than one pokemon? Whatever LET'S FIGHT."

>>198533
Have Plum sing then tie them up and loot their bodies. Leave them there for the rattatas to eat.

rolled 2 = 2

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rolled 18 = 18

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Plum 2010/06/24(Thu)18:32 No. 198550 ID: 6a5a08
File 127742954247.jpg - (153.30KB , 720x720 , Sleeping.jpg )

[Moveset:
Sing
Lick]

Plum uses SING!

Bob has fallen asleep!

Plum 2010/06/24(Thu)18:33 No. 198552 ID: 6a5a08
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Bob uses TACKLE!

Does not effect Plum!

Sing.

>>198550
>>198552
Wait, what? Doesn't any Pokemon have to wait until their next turn to have a chance of waking up?

>>198552
Lick.

Shlick

Fap.

rolled 5 = 5

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I believe I've had a Pokemon wake up on the same turn it fell asleep at least twice. They weren't on my team, either.

rolled 20 = 20

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Plum 2010/06/25(Fri)06:35 No. 198727 ID: 6a5a08
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Plum uses LICK!

Bob takes minor damage. Bob is Paralyzed!

>>198585
>>198587

Plum does not know those moves.

Plum 2010/06/25(Fri)06:36 No. 198728 ID: 6a5a08
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Bob uses STRING SHOT!

Plum's speed decreased!

>>198728
More licking! This fight is going to be easy. That Caterpie can't damage Plum at all.

rolled 18 = 18

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Plum 2010/06/25(Fri)10:25 No. 198768 ID: 6a5a08
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Bob switches out.

Art has entered the battle.

Plum uses LICK!

Art takes minor damage. "Don't do that."

>>198768
What?

Okay stop the fight, they're not playing by the rules. If they won't stop, use Sing.

rolled 19 = 19

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Plum 2010/06/25(Fri)11:03 No. 198784 ID: 6a5a08
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Plum uses SING!

The move failed. "Art does not sleep. Art waits."

Art uses PURSUIT!

It's super effective, Plum takes moderate damage.

keep licking!

>>198784
Well that just made things more difficult. He's got a dark type move which can wreck plum if we leave him in there for too long, but since that dark type move he knows is pursuit we can't really risk switching out. Try Sing again and if we're successful this time switch out with pink.

rolled 2 = 2

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rolled 14 = 14

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Plum 2010/06/25(Fri)14:11 No. 198855 ID: 6a5a08
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Plum uses SING!

Art has fallen Asleep waiting.

Pink 2010/06/25(Fri)14:12 No. 198856 ID: 6a5a08
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Plum switches out.

Pink has entered the battle!

Art is still Asleep waiting.

Well... this is a rather messed up development going against all known Pokémon law... scratch his eyes out and get the heck out of here ASAP?

A Talking Pie Chart 2010/06/25(Fri)14:34 No. 198870 ID: 6a5a08
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>>198862

Rip his balls off

Yeah, that was scratch his eyes out and run in the sense of scratch until he faints, then flee what will likely be considered a crime scene after the fight.

lit his pants.

rolled 3 = 3

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Pink 2010/06/25(Fri)15:03 No. 198892 ID: 6a5a08
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Pink uses SCRATCH!

Art takes minor damage.

Art is still Asleep waiting.

Keep it up?

rolled 17 = 17

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Pink 2010/06/25(Fri)15:54 No. 198917 ID: 6a5a08
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Pink uses SCRATCH!

Art takes minor damage.

Art woke up got tired of waiting!

Pink 2010/06/25(Fri)15:55 No. 198919 ID: 6a5a08
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Art uses GATORADE!

Art's Attack and Speed increase.

ether use ember before you are supposed to or scratch some more.

Well, I'm guessing his stats are stupid high or laughable, either way growl is useless, and attract would just be creepy, so... keep on scratching?

Use ATTRACT. Creep him the eff out.

>>198933
I like this idea.

Pink 2010/06/25(Fri)16:30 No. 198947 ID: 6a5a08
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Pink uses SCRATCH!

Art takes minor damage.

Art uses PURSUIT!

Pink takes moderate damage.

[Already drew the update when the Attract suggestions came in.]

>>198947
Ok NOW use Attract.

>>198958
This.

Pink 2010/06/26(Sat)07:58 No. 199345 ID: 6a5a08
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Pink uses ATTRACT!

Art is not particularly attracted to Pink, but is somewhat amused, and admires her boldness. Attack decreased sharply.

Pink 2010/06/26(Sat)08:00 No. 199346 ID: 6a5a08
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Art uses BULK UP!

Art's Attack and Defense increase slightly.

>>199346
Scratch again then, we can afford to take another hit. We've got a faster speed right?

>slightly
>sharply

Scratch. Take the hit.

Pink 2010/06/26(Sat)10:41 No. 199386 ID: 6a5a08
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Pink uses SCRATCH!

Art takes minor damage.

Art uses PURSUIT!

Pink takes minor damage.

[Currently Art is 1 speed level below Pink, another use of Gatorade would result in them being equal, and alternated turn orders.]

>>199386
We can both take another hit from each other before going into the red, unless he decides to use gatorade. If he does we'll need to switch out with yellow. What happens if we hit zero here? Do we just faint?

>>199390
Hope we don't get stolen by this guy.

Then again.. consider current trainer.

>>199391
That could be a pretty interesting turn for this to take. We become a member of their team and help them take over the world.

>>199390
No switching. Only scratching.

Team A-13 or Belch Upchuck. Doesn't bother me. Either way we're taking over the world.

Pink 2010/06/26(Sat)13:28 No. 199429 ID: 6a5a08
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Pink uses SCRATCH!

Art takes minor damage.

Art uses PURSUIT!

Pink takes minor damage.

>>199429
One more Scratch ought to do it.

Throw a pokeball!

Think this still qualifies as a trainer fight. If he goes down and the other guy starts fighting too though? He'll be by himself and probably ball-able.. creepy as that is.

Pink 2010/06/26(Sat)18:09 No. 199559 ID: 6a5a08
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Pink used SCRATCH!

Art fainted! "Ahl be bauch."

Pink gained a level! She is now level 6.
Plum gained a level! She is now level 5.
Stat points will be allocated after the battle, for now each Pokemon heals a small amount of HP. [Which will now be tracked, along with other stats, to make leveling up actually matter]

Paul is about to send out Bob, would you like to switch Pokemon?

yes. send out yellow.

>>199559
Switch! I guess to yellow. No reason not to.

don't you get a free attack Bob the turn he comes out if you don't switch?

>>199586
Yes, but Pink is currently beat up. Bob isn't particularly injured.

shouldn't we use plum? i don't think bob can hurt her.

Yellow 2010/06/26(Sat)21:38 No. 199652 ID: 6a5a08
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Paul sends out Bob!

Belch sends out Yellow!

>>199652
THUNDERSHOCK

rolled 4 = 4

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Yellow 2010/06/27(Sun)08:34 No. 199788 ID: 6a5a08
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Yellow uses THUNDERSHOCK!

Bob takes 4 damage.

Bob is Paralyzed and cannot move.

>>199788
MOAR thundershock!

rolled 10 = 10

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Yellow 2010/06/27(Sun)21:12 No. 200114 ID: 6a5a08
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Yellow uses THUNDERSHOCK!

Bob takes 4 damage!

Bob is paralyzed and cannot move.

>>200114
Keep shocking until the little bugger is knocked out.

rolled 1 = 1

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Yellow 2010/06/27(Sun)21:22 No. 200122 ID: 6a5a08
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Yellow uses THUNDERSHOCK!

Bob takes 4 damage!

Bob still can't move.

>>200122
Use TACKLE!

Oh wait you don't have that. Use Thundershock.

>>200123
Fuck that. Punch it.

Bitch slap it unconscious.

QUICK ATTACK it to hell if you got.

Yellow 2010/06/28(Mon)07:27 No. 200281 ID: 6a5a08
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[Since Yellow is first anyway, I won't bother rolling]

Yellow uses THUNDERSHOCK!

Bob takes four damage. Bob fainted!

Yellow gained a level!
Plum gained some experience.

Belch got 35 gp for winning!

Level Up 2010/06/28(Mon)07:30 No. 200283 ID: 6a5a08
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The mysterious men of mystery run away, Paul struggling to carry his unconscious companion, and the way is now open.

Pink has leveled up, you have 2 stat points to distribute.
Yellow has leveled up, you have two stat points to distribute.
Plum has leveled up, you have two stat points to distribute.

>>200283
My suggestions
Yellow: speed and special attacks
Plum: speed and speed
Pink: Attack and Defense

Pink 2010/06/29(Tue)08:00 No. 200769 ID: 6a5a08
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Home sweet home Pi Town, where the only important thing around is the reclusive old grinch living in that big building over there. He's the only reason this place is on any maps.

This place doesn't have a PokeMart, but there's a traveling salesman whose house is here. If he's home he'll probably sell you stuff. Belch lives in his Mom's basement, in the house next to the lab. To the North (left) is a pond where people go fishing sometimes. West (down) is Pi Forest, where we just came from. To the South (right) is the Rocky Pass we went through to get to the Plains of Perspiration to the Southwest, where we found Yellow. It's called that because it's so huge you'll have to run for an hour to get to the next town.

Finally, if you go East (up) long enough you'll get to the Perimeter Port, but the Pokemon in the wilderness between here and there are far to strong for your party right now.

Buy potions.

Pink 2010/06/29(Tue)09:23 No. 200793 ID: 6a5a08
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The group walks into the store, where the salesman is just finishing packing up. He hears you come in and practically jumps in the air.

"Customers, yatta! Welcome to the Shigeru Shop, what I can get for you?"

"Well, I could use some Potions," answers Belch, taking out his wallet.

"Potion is 20 gp, yes indeed! Friend, how many you want?"

[Current gp: 135]

>>200793
Let's grab two potions. Ask him if he has any pokeballs and/or a fishing rod for sale.

>>200793
Is any significant recovery gained from resting? More potions is a must, but if we've got a chance to sleep it off in a nice, safe Mom's Basement, maybe we should.

Also, at least a couple more pokeballs should be purchased. Or found sitting out in the open, unclaimed for some reason.

Pink 2010/06/30(Wed)04:47 No. 201381 ID: 6a5a08
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You purchase two Potions for 40 gp, and have 95 gp remaining. Shigeru Shows you what he currently has in stock:

Status Heals- Status Heals for Burn, Paralysis, Freeze, Sleep, and Poison are all 10 gp

Potions- 20 gp

Pokeball- 50gp

Escape Rope- Allows the user to escape the dungeon, but can also be used for normal rope things. 40 gp

Mace- A must for all young people traveling alone! Also found to have the quality of repelling wild Pokemon. 30 gp

>>201381
I'd say buy a single Pokeball and two Status Heals. Then maybe go back to the nerd's basement and see if he left anything useful behind.

we still should have mace in case of crazy people

Pink 2010/06/30(Wed)14:51 No. 201499 ID: 6a5a08
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Belch Purchases Two Antidotes, because you never specifies which Status Heal, and a Pokeball, but has not enough money for Mace. You have 75 gp remaining

*25

>>201501
Shut up, I know what I'm talking about.

>>201499
Eh? Are Pink and Plum carrying items?

>>201504
[Pink is carrying the Used Red Pen, which can be recycled for 5gp or refilled at a store for 5gp.
Plum is carrying the Cubical Shape of Infinite Regen, a popular item from Objects of Infinite Potential Inc.]

>>201507
So that's why Plum had her HP back when we fought those guys. Share the love, Plum! Hand it over to Pink so she can heal.

Also turn in the pen for those 5 pokebux, and let's go talk to that professor guy. We should save our money for now.

Pink 2010/06/30(Wed)15:30 No. 201528 ID: 6a5a08
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You sell the pen and get the Cube from Plum, then head over to the professor's place. You find a note that says "Do not Disturb". Belch is about to leave, but you go in anyways.

>>201528

Okay I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this professor probably has tons of technical machines all over the place.


...loot his lab

Hey, what's that little brown...thing drinking rum?

>>201833
i believe that's spilt rum

>>201835
Unless it's a Diglett, drinking spilled rum from underground.

Pink 2010/07/01(Thu)13:46 No. 201846 ID: 6a5a08
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Upon closer inspection, you find that the bottle of rum on the floor has a piece broken off of it. Apparently it was dropped.

You decide against robbing the professor when he's in the room, he comes from a long line of axe-murderers, thus explaining the fear he strikes into the townspeople.

Ha sorry I thought it was drinking the drink when it was the drink!

...lick the rum.

>>201846
alcohol is a good aid for fire. We should take it. Also check the professor for consciousness.

>>201866

By take I assume you mean drink, because it's spilled out all over the floor so you can't pick it up.

>>201952
probly not all of it, based on the fact that it's only on it's side and the puddle isn't that big.
alternately we can just use it to light the building on fire.

>>201846
Pink is already carrying an item, a superior one at that. Help clean the floor, lick up rum.

Pink 2010/07/02(Fri)08:15 No. 202186 ID: 6a5a08
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You lick the spilt rum off of the floor for reasons unknown to you, then go shake the professor awake. Things seem a little hazy.

[Pink is now slightly under the influence of alcohol. While under said influence, her Woman's Intuition and her vision are blurred. Speed and Luck are decreased by one due to slowed reaction time and clumsiness, Defense and Special Defense are increased by one due to numbed pain.]

Try and pick up the bottle and offer it to him. Was he the one that gave you to Belch?

Pink 2010/07/02(Fri)14:15 No. 202288 ID: 6a5a08
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Yeah, this is Professor Acken Hangedorf, he's in charge of handing out Pokemon to new trainers. You hand him the bottle, which he promptly checks for any remaining alcohol.

"Damn, none left. So, whadda you want, kid, and why should I give a shit? I already gave you yer Starter," grumbles the professor, "And talk quiet, the hangover's starting to set in."

Belch seems nervous, "Well, sir, I found this cave out in the forest, under some old shack. I thought you might know something about it, or the symbols there."

"Aye, I know the place yer talking about. There's an old legend about that cave, but I don't feel like explaining it to you. Go find a library," he waves his hand, shooing your group away, and continues inspecting the bottle for any more alcohol.

Pink 2010/07/02(Fri)14:43 No. 202298 ID: 6a5a08
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As you're leaving you look back and it seems the Professor is crying. You decide it's just the alcohol messing with you, Hangedorf was never a very emotional man.

hi name is DORF, it is obvious the one thing he loves is alcohol.

Woo drunk off my ass it's party time! Go to the library. c:

...Hm, maybe hug him before leaving.

Pink 2010/07/02(Fri)18:36 No. 202385 ID: 6a5a08
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Pi Town doesn't have a library, but Transversal Town to the Southwest has a large one. In fact, it's the largest in the region. It'll probably have the info you need.

After you're done in town, you can take either the Rocky Pass or the Haunted Forest route, then head over the plains into town.

You don't think Hangedorf likes hugs, the Squirtle tried to hug him once. He got locked in the Chamber of Boredom for a week with only crackers and water to eat. Still, you wonder what's bothering him.

Due to the influence of the alcohol, you conveniently cannot remember any more of the map than this.

>>202385
Let's go with the Rocky Pass, hopefully we can get a Geodude to join the crew. Keep Plum out first though, Pink and Yellow are pretty much useless in terms of fighting rock types.

>Professor Acken Hangedorf
>Hangedorf

HE'S A FRAUD

Pink 2010/07/03(Sat)08:21 No. 202658 ID: 6a5a08
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And lo the party did forget all about visiting the home of Belch Upchuck, and braved the harrowing and dangerous Rocky Pass, boulders lining the sides of the path, from whence hordes of foul, merciless Rock types could leap at any second, and cut off all paths of escape. But, our brave heroes did venture forth nonetheless, in their quest to reach the library.

Pink 2010/07/03(Sat)20:28 No. 202870 ID: 6a5a08
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After walking for some time, you and the group reach an area where the rock to either side of you is carved into a path, with a stone stairway to a second level.

However, a mysterious figure sits in your path.

Man, you're a boring drunk, Pink. I guess it comes with the whole "being naturally on fire" territory.

You have some pokeballs, so all you have to do is get in one ambush, kidnap some hapless aron, and then bust tail for the pokemon center. With one of those on your team you would be more set to ...at least survive rocks. Really I'd avoid that pass until you have a water type on your team. BUT DID YOU LISTEN TO ME NOOOO wait yes you did at first.

Pink 2010/07/04(Sun)08:17 No. 203044 ID: 6a5a08
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And lo, the figure revealed itself in a great flash of light. And when the light faded from the eyes of our confused heroes, there shined a shiny turtle in the middle of the road. and he said:

Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls!

 

>>203044

All too easy.

Throw a pokeball once you've weakened it with singing that song.

>>203057
Actually no that's a bad idea.

Pink 2010/07/04(Sun)08:58 No. 203066 ID: 6a5a08
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Well, Pink and Plum, they looked at each other, and they each said "Okay."

And they played the first thing that came to their head, just so happened to be the best song in the world, it was the best song in the world!

"Look into my eyes and it's easy to see, one and one make two, two and one make three, it was destiny!

Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
and the grass doth grow, oooh!"

Needless to say, the beast was stunned. A whip-crack went his grumpy tail, and the beast was done. He asked them:

"Be ye angels?"

And they said:

"Nay, we are but MON!

ROCK!!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahn,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

Ti Tuga digga tu Gi Friba fligugibu Uh Fligugigbu Uh Di Ei Friba Du Gi Fligu fligugigugi Flilibili Ah Fligu wene mamamana Sacrebleu!"

And the shiny turtle was dragged into a hole in the ground, flames pouring out onto the road, and it was over.

Yellow and Belch stared in awe, and Yellow fainted from the sheer might of the song that was just sung, and the birds in the sky were silent, and the very winds stood still in reverence.

You sure that was whiskey rum, Pink?

>>203066
Jump on yellow.
Make Eggs.

Pink 2010/07/04(Sun)13:13 No. 203211 ID: 6a5a08
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You're pretty sure what you drank was rum. It said "RUM" on the bottle. You only licked some off the floor, and your tail fire helps burn it off, so you're really not that drunk anymore.

You're pretty sure you and Yellow are different Egg Groups, and therefore cannot produce eggs. Besides, that sort of thing is for the Daycare Center.

You hear something cracking, and begin to realize you are discussing with yourself the prospect of raping Yellow for babies. Pink are confused why you would want that, when we does not want the stress of children yet. And why did she call yourself Pink, you hate that name, she is confused.

Pink has begun to become self aware. You are no longer directly controlling Pink's impulses, but are speaking to her, however, she still sees you as part of her mind.

Pink is now referred to in third person.

Pink is now traveling, travel actions enabled, Yellow cannot be interacted with as he is unconscious.

Damn it DM you son of a bitch

Be the other girl.