"well, i would but paralyzing the wolves drained all my mana and mary showing up kept me from sleeping well enough to recover it. and besides, how could you be yanking his dick when his pant's are on?"

>>204065
even if you have no idea what i am talking about you need to say it. will at least confuse dmitri a lot.

>>204071
I understand everything except the dick yanking part. I don't know what a dick is.
>>204065
Nir:"Well, I would, but paralyzing the wolves drained all my mana and Mary attacking me kept me from sleeping well enough to recover it. And besides, how could you be yanking his dick when his pants are on?"
Dmitri:"What?"
Carg:"It's just a fuckin expression. Another way for saying 'pulling my chain' or 'joking around'."
Nir:"Okay, but that doesn't tell me what a dick is in the first place."
Carg:"Well, in that case, look at Dmitri."
Dmitri:"Hey!"
I don't understand what Carg says. I only see a human. Is... that another name for a dick? I see a brown and white fuzzy thing. It's looking at me.

>>204204

It's a nickname for "Richard." Richard really hates getting yanked all the time. :(

Anyway, you need to get recovered and a good night's sleep. We've got to figure out how Mary Shaw is continuing to attack you without even being there. Maybe there's something connecting you to her? Like a trail or an invisible string or something. If you can't use magic, we need to find someone who can, who deals with healing ailments and curses, such as a white mage. Now where could we find someone like that?

the fuzzy thing is a dog, it is a pet. and while it can be another name for Richard there is another definition. just ask Delmanis about it when you are back home, she will explain it to you. and while rojo may be able to help i am not sure what kind of magic it would count as. just have her use anything sh knows, one of them may work.

Dick is slang for external male genitalia.

>>204260

Ssh we're kobold guardian spirits we're not supposed to know that.

>>204282

Lots of animals have them, including horses. Unless it's a geldling or a mare I guess.

>>204325
[more like i wanted him to find out from the girlbold exactly what is for]

>>204260
>>204282
>>204325
You don't seem to want to teach me this. I guess I can wait until Del to tell me. It seems weird, though.
>>204251
>>204253
As for going to sleep, I think I can stay up and be fine. We just need to find Mary Shaw and teach her not to be so mean. I don't want to kill her. What happens if she does what Aunt Rojo did and stops being mean?
Carg:"Want to know a secret, Nir?"
Dmitri:"If it's about that thing we just discussed, I don't want you telling anybody. Even if he is just a nosefapper."
What does nosefapper mean?

>>204333

I told you what it is. External male genitalia.

>>204335
it's what he calls bolds because they like to rub their noses.

>>204335
[he doesn't know what genitalia is.]

>>204335
I'll just ask Del what that is. She seems really knowledgeable about a lot of stuff. That nose rub also felt good.
>>204339
Why does he call me a nosefapper? I like noserubs, but what he calls me is really weird. I don't understand it at all.
Carg:"Well... What do you want to do now, Nir?"
Dmitri:"Carg, I don't get you. Why are you talking like this nosefapper is a friend?"
Carg:"Put your racism down for a fuckin second."

>>204368

Okay I'll make this easy. We need to find Rojo. Tell Rojo to use her magic to sniff out Mary Shaw. Resist the urge to shout "Go get 'em boy!"

>>204395
Nir:"Carg, I'm going to go find Rojo."
Carg:"Okay."
He turns back to Dmitri.
Carg:"You and I need to have a talk."
I go and leave the house. I look around for a couple seconds. This place actually looks pretty nice. I walk over to Carg's house and enter it.
Del:"Oh, Nir! You're awake!"
She seems happy.
Rojo:"Good. Now that you're awake, you can apologize to those wolves."

ask her why you should apologize, i mean, you didn't do anything wrong.

>>204412

Yes, but ask in genuine curiosity. I truly don't understand what Rojo thinks you need to apologize for.

>>204412
>>204436
I genuinely don't know why I should apologize either. I think it's the werewolves who should apologize.
Nir:"Why should I apologize? I've done nothing wrong."
Rojo:"What you did wrong is disrespect authority. While it may be true that they're running this place too much, they're still the leasers. And you got them pretty angry. What would happen if you got yourself into too much trouble? What would I do? Right now, you're not being fair to the werewolves, you're not being fair to yourself, and you're not being fair to me. You have to apologize to them."
But I've done nothing wrong! You shouldn't be mean to people! Why is Rojo acting weird?

>>204463

Tell Rojo that authority is not always to be respected. If you always respect authority, then authority can be mean to you, and she knows how mean people are to kobolds! You respect yourself too much to respect their authority when they wouldn't even let you have lunch with your best friend. Tell Rojo what happened the last time you tried to apologize to the werewolves, how they hit you and then tried to kill you, and how apologizing again would just get them to do the same thing!

If Ky surprises you one day, and saves your life, that would be a good time to apologize to him. Otherwise, it won't do any good!

agree, just because they are in charge does not mean they are right.

>>204466
Okay. I'll do this. I still don't understand why Aunt Rojo's being weird.
>>204464
>>204467
Nir:"Just because they're in charge doesn't mean they're right. If you always respect authority, than authority can be mean to you and push you around. The last time I tried to apologize to the werewolves, they kicked me! Apologizing to them will just have them try to kill me again!"
Rojo:"Ky pushed me and told me to dig holes because he was angry at me. I listened to him because I felt bad about the misunderstanding that caused all but 4 werewolves to remain. Do you realize how many innocent lives were lost because of it? Do you realize I almost snapped because of it? Do you realize what could happen if something like this happens again? Don't you feel bad for being mean to the werewolves in the first place? We're the ones who struck first. You need to apologize."
She sounds really desperate.

Looks like you have to do this for Rojo, not for the werewolves.

"You sound like you're more upset with yourself than you are with me." Say it's okay and you'll apologize, and you'll always be friends with her. Finally, remind Rojo that sometimes apologizing just isn't enough.

>>204666
Yeah. I'm going to do this for Aunt Rojo because she sounds sad. I don't want to see her sad.
Nir:"You sound like you're more upset with yourself than you are with me."
She pauses for a second.
Rojo:"I... I almost reverted to where I was a monster, but the guidance spirits helped me see that. They stopped me before I turned on you. I'm grateful to them for that. I never want to lose you. I'd just turn into a monster again."
Nir:"It's okay. I'll apologize to them. I'll always be friends with you."
Rojo:"Thanks. I'll always be your aunt, your friend, and I'll always love you."
We start to head toward the werewolves.
Nir:"But sometimes apologizing isn't enough."
Rojo:"And that's why I'm trying to redeem myself. I've done horrible things."

>>204674
We walk in silence for the rest of the way to the werewolves.
Rojo:"Okay, now release them."
Nir:"I can't. I can't use magic."
Rojo:"Then you'll need to rest up on the trip back home."
She turns to the werewolves, then dispels all of them. They get up. I kind of hide behind Aunt Rojo because I'm unable to use magic right now.
Rojo:"Ky, I bought Nir here. He's going to apologize for everything he did wrong."
The werewolves are staring at me, and It's kind of scary without having magic.

They don't know you don't have magic. Stand confidently and say you're ready to accept their apology.

Also the very absolutely very next chance you get do what I suggested please and tell Rojo about Mary Shaw. She thinks you are getting restful sleep.

>>205032
I'll try that. I hope it works. I stop hiding behind Rojo's leg, and stand as confidently as I can.
Nir:"I'm ready to accept your apology."
The werewolves look at each other.
Rojo:"While they do have to apologize for kicking you, you ha-"
Ky:"We don't have to apologize for shit! What he did to us was blatantly disproportionate! I only gave him a weak kick, and he goes and attacks us and paralyze us!"
Then Ky mumbles something I can't hear.
Rojo:"What? U- um..."

The werewolves should re-think their current position. What happened earlier was tragic, and the disagreements that resulted in paralysis were an unfortunate result of high emotions. But, you're willing to extend an olive branch if they are. Both sides admitting what went wrong is an important step in reaching a diplomatic solution.

Your reaction to Ky's refusal to temporarily allow Rojo to go eat was inappropriate, and paralyzing them that time was wrong. It is worth apologizing for.

Ky's reaction after lunch was over, and his kick, may be how things are done in his pack, but it is not how things are done in the world at large between visitors and town leaders. Your insult was a result of you feeling that Ky was being highly unreasonable. You are owed an apology for it.

Nir, if you want this to end peacefully, apologize for hurting him even though you were within your rights to do so. If you want this to end in bloodshed, but you don't want to apologize for something that you were right to have done, point out the following:

For what happened after, when Ky ordered his pack to kill you and you defended yourself, there should not be an apology. Remind Ky that he can't rule through fear of pain or death anymore. He doesn't have the fighting force here now to do that, especially since the locals now know about silvered weapons.

>>205065
I... I don't want any bloodshed. Without my magic, I have no way of defending myself. I look up at the werewolves.
Nir:"I'm sorry for paralyzing and attacking you."
Ky:"About damn time you start to have common sense."
Nir:"But you can't rule this town with fear anymore. They know you're weak to silver now."
Ky:"Tch... It doesn't matter. We now have 3 more people to help enforce order upon this once-blighted helltown. A... strong, albeight somewhat annoying kobold, a smart and courageous and cute foxfolk, and a cunnning and quick nedynvor."
But... we're not staying here.
Rojo:"I'm... cute?"

ugh, rojo is so unstable in the face of compliments. say "we'll tell carg about it" then go to cargs house and get everyone packed up and leave pronto.

Nir:"We'll tell Carg about it."
Ky:"Well done. I'm glad. Just no more attacking us."
We head on over to Carg's house again.
Del:"What's up? You look like you're about to leave."
Rojo:"We are."
Del:"I'll go get Carg for you. Don't leave too soon. I've got my alchemy stuff to pack up."
She runs out of the house while we begin packing up. Is she coming? I put my hands to my nose. I hope she comes with.
Rojo:"Stay here and pack. I need to buy a wagon."

>>205168

Sounds fun! Ask Delmanis if she wants to why the heck haven't you asked Rojo to help you track Mary Shaw yet

>>205264
no time is why. once we are on the road we can ask.and yeah, everyone here is coming.

>>205266
Good. I liked it when I noserubbed with Del. It felt good. I want to do it again sometime. Del gets Carg, and enters the house along with Rojo. We pack our things as fast as we can. When we're done, we put our things in the wagon. We're just about ready to leave. Carg has his stuff, which is a stack of papers. They look like they have drawings on them. Rojo bought some food along. I really didn't need to bring anything but my robe and hat. I like my hat. Gwi and Zed are bringing some extra clothes. I don;t know if we're forgetting anything.
Del:"Nir, do you need anything? I can help with anything you need."

well when you get on the wagon tell her how carg's friend said that carg was 'yanking his dick.' and while you understand that it is a joke you want to know what a dick is.

we'll hang with carg while you ask.

>>205271
Okay, I'll talk to Rojo while you talk to Carg.

...

...

That visit wasn't actually that fuckin bad. The wagon takes off while Gwitel, Zedinot, and I take flight. Still wish I could kill off the rest of the lycanthropes.

>>205415

Get ready for some drama Carg. Rojo is about to explode. Prepare to dodge any arrows.

>>205429
Drama? What the fuck did you guidance spirits do? Did you piss off any of my friends?

no no, Nir just decided to ask her what a dick is because of your joking with dmitri. so she may get mad at you for using that language around him.

>>205483

There was some retarded drama around the lycanthropes, and Rojo made Nir apologize to them. Ky thinks you guys are staying to replace the dead werewolves as his enforcers. Rojo didn't correct him, and now you're all going to run for it.

Keep your silvered weapons ready, they may pursue you all and try to take you captive. It'd be a dumb move on their part, but Ky is an idiot.

>>205488

Specifically we told him to ask Delmanis about dicks, and to ask Rojo about how Mary Shaw is keeping him from regaining any magic (or sleeping). But I think he got those two mixed up, and now Nirblim is going to ask Rojo about dicks. Dicks dicks dicks. He tossed us your way before I could warn him that Rojo is not the one he should be asking.

>>205489

Yeah uh and werewolves too. It's like they're PMSing!

finishing the wolves off is dangerous because ky is stronger then any of the others, it's how they choose the leader. whoever can beat up the most guys is in charge. the problem is the strongest is almost never the smartest as well. rojo's sword is the only thing that is a good enough weapon at the moment because it is an actual weapon not just silverware being used as weapons.

>>205535

The goal isn't to kill the weres. It's for Carg and company to defend themselves vigorously enough that the werewolves believe that capturing Carg and company or getting revenge isn't worth it.

>>205488
>>205533
Why the fuck would Rojo be angry at Nir asking that if she lets me say 'fuck' around him all the time? I'd think she'd be more concerned over the strange variation of 'pulling my leg' than the words used in it.
>>205489
>>205535
>>205536
Who the fuck cares? If the lycanthropes come after us, we'll just finish them off. We have three nedynvor, a kobold black mage, and a foxfolk... a foxfolk ranger/swordswoman/white mage tri-class! Gods fuck, I just realized now she's a tri-class! I thought only dual-classes were the full extent people wanted to go. I'll have to ask her what the fuck she's thinking. And is there a reason you wanted to talk to me?

ah yeah, nir said he saw you walk out with a bunch of drawings, you jack Dmitri?

>>205556
Yeah, I jacked him. Now before you flip the fuck out on me, let me remind you that everyone in Perdue City deserves it. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm kind of glad the lycanthropes cleaned up the town and made it presentable. Let me give you an example of how horrible and scummy it was. When I was 6, a tornado passed through here. It made the town look much better.

>>205662

Don't think of yourself as an art thief. Think of yourself as an independant art dealer. I bet Dmitri will be famous once you sell those for a pretty penny!

>>205675
No, I won't claim these are mine. Dmitri would never fuckin draw any pictures for me. Besides, he'd never be known if he kept them to himself, as you fuckin said. You know, it really blows my mind that the lycanthropes actually did some good.

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Too bad they were all a bunch of fuckheads.