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Lilac Dream Song
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“Ok, okay, I just wasn’t sure, this isn’t typical for me! Does that make me or Epsilon necrophiliacs, more than likely Mint, she’s still alive. Do you know why or how this happened to me, do I have any weaknesses more than normal? Will my bone arm get arthritis? I can feel stuff and I am still bleeding, what is going on? AAAAAAAAAH~”
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“Well, as I said before I have no idea what the hell you are. I can tell you are undead, but I’ve never met or summoned anything like you. Let’s go over the major undead types and why you aren’t any of them.
You have a slight scent of healing herbs, which skeletons are allergic to. If you were somehow made into a skeleton with your body still slowly becoming atrophied, then it’d be a lot less functional and whoever healed you up earlier would have done a ton of damage to you.
Your body is still warm, and your blood is flowing, and you aren’t hungry for flesh are you?”
“No.”
“Okay then you cannot be a ghoul.”
“Shadows would be completely unable to look like you do. They can take any shape, but they still remain a shadow, and they are weak to light magic. They are also a lot quicker than you are, and stealthy. You are neither agile nor sneaky.”
“Thanks.”
“No problem. You are most obviously not a wraith. Wraiths do not remember their lives before they became one usually, you are not ethereal, and aren’t as planted to the earth as you are.
Lastly would be a puppet. They heal as easy as they fall apart, and are usually hideous abominations patched together with a bunch of different creatures and/or objects.
Although you are a little messed up, your composition still seems to be 100% Zakiya ass, and you aren’t that bad of a looker. I really, really, don’t know what you are. You have the appearance, warmth, and circulation of a living creature, but your arm is bones, and your eye is like a gateway out of this plane.
I don’t know how that happened, but feel free to tell your story to me when you figure out, I’m intrigued as hell.
I wouldn’t really call you a necrophiliac unless you bang, or are banged by a ghoul or an actual corpse. Even I have my limits. I don’t think you can get arthritis, but I make no guarantees. Do you have any more ridiculous questions? You’ll have to find out how or why yourself. I still want that nap, and I’m sure you have things to do.”
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