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166160 No. 166160 ID: 8c0848

God damn it! Did I fall asleep! SHIT!
I can't see what or who it is. I can't get free. Damn it!

"Let me go, bastard!"
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No. 166162 ID: 8c0848
File 127161794764.png - (164.62KB , 1024x768 , 142.png )
166162

"I'll let you go, after I shred you and take the stone."

Damn, damn, damn! I can't move!
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No. 166164 ID: 701a19

Whip your tail up into its crotch, then drop down and leverage your DRAGON STRENGTH to pitch him over your shoulder. Then crispy him like Greedo~
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No. 166165 ID: 2eac65

Lift both your feet off the ground and kick him. He'll have a harder time keeping his grip if he has to support your weight.
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No. 166173 ID: 3297aa

RIP AND TEAR HIS GUTS!
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No. 166176 ID: f3de2f

USE YOUR TAIL WHIP ATTACK!
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No. 166179 ID: 8c0848
File 12716202516.png - (136.83KB , 1024x768 , 143.png )
166179

"HRGH!"

That felt like a solid hit. Whatever it is seems stunned by the blow to the groin... Fucker.
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No. 166181 ID: f3de2f

>>166179
KILL IT WITH FIRE
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No. 166182 ID: 4291b2

>>166179
Turn around and introduce the fucker to some flamebreath to the face. Then whip out your hidden daggers and carve him a new asshole or two.
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No. 166186 ID: 0fc814

Slashing uppercut with a knife through his belly.
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No. 166189 ID: c5cb5d

Spin around and aim an elbow at the facial region then back up to get some breathing room between you. Fire-breathing room.
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No. 166194 ID: 8c0848
File 127162312258.png - (140.75KB , 1024x768 , 144.png )
166194

>aim an elbow at the facial region
*CRACK*
That sounded like it hurt. My elbow will probably be sore later, this thing has a solid jaw.

>Firebreath

As soon as I get a chance, I'm toasting this ass!
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No. 166195 ID: 4291b2

>>166194
Knife it then. Aim for where the liver would be on a human.
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No. 166196 ID: f3de2f

>>166194
Push him back and fry his ass!
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No. 166207 ID: 0b2a05

Your right fist has a lot of potential energy right now. Utilize it at his neck.
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No. 166210 ID: 0fc814

Put your leg behind its knee and push it on its back. Put a knife to its throat.
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No. 166211 ID: c3c4a6

>>166194
As you're turning, knee/stab him in the abdomen, rake him across the eyes, or all of the above.

Since he bothered sneaking up on you he probably lacks ranged attack ability. Cripple his legs while you're at it. I'm talking Hotfoot. The flames should climb up his body in short order if he's flammable anyway.
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No. 166212 ID: a56bd0

>>166207
Yes! Neckpunch...
>>
No. 166215 ID: 19ecf1

>>166194
take hidden knife in right hand (if you have one) and
spin (use tail to knock him off balance/down)
As he falls, killing blow... and fire... copious ammounts of fire...
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No. 166222 ID: 6834bc

>>166194
Don't say anything about the stone. After beating the crap out of him/it, say (out loud, as if talking to yourself) "Fucking rapists, why don't they ever learn to leave dragons alone?"

You don't want to ever admit (out loud) that the stone exists, even while you seem to be alone.
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No. 166227 ID: 8c0848
File 127162749839.png - (134.45KB , 1024x768 , 145.png )
166227

I'm just going to burn th- Ngh...
Can't breath anything at the moment, aagh~
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No. 166229 ID: 7524b0

>>166227
Grab arm, plant leg in center mass, use momentum to throw him over you.
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No. 166230 ID: 1ac39d

>>166229
agreed. that would make the most of this event.
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No. 166235 ID: 0b2a05

>>166229
Yeah, but if you don't think you could throw him over you, throw him to whatever side he's closest to falling over on, probably your left.
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No. 166258 ID: f0ceda

Breath fire, who cares if it's close range? Do it!
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No. 166262 ID: 0fc814

New plan: Run away.
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No. 166280 ID: 6a5a08

You've seen his face. It's already over. Your mind will now slowly rot unless you obtain the antidote, which can only be found in the lost city of Atlantis.

Anyway, tail whip its feet from under it, catch breath, turn Black Mage into toast. We can worry about Atlantis later...
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No. 166334 ID: 8c0848
File 127163620157.png - (140.85KB , 1024x768 , 146.png )
166334

>>166229
>>166230
>>166235
Grab and throw. Got it.

"ARGH!"
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No. 166336 ID: 0b2a05

Make with the burny.
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No. 166337 ID: 7524b0

>>166334
Okay now use your legs to guide and propel his momentum behind you.
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No. 166346 ID: 24aa45

>>166337
this...
Yelling rape may help too...
And keep the closeness... I have a feeling getting too far will open ya' up to magic missiles and shit
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No. 166347 ID: 1ac39d

breath fire directly into his open mouth. getting a lung full of fire has got to at least hurt.
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No. 166380 ID: d6cb21

>>166334
Toast his face!
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No. 166384 ID: 8c0848
File 127164063467.png - (129.91KB , 1024x768 , 147.png )
166384

So long, fucker!

>Run away.
Perhaps that would be a good idea...
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No. 166386 ID: 0b2a05

To a more populated area! Go!
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No. 166387 ID: 0fc814

Unless he just flew off a cliff or something, run directly to town.
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No. 166388 ID: 1ac39d

okay, run would be good. but making him extra crispy first may help. he would be in too much pain to come after you.
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No. 166389 ID: 7524b0

>>166384
Yes, run and get your weapons/armor. Keep track of him by peeking behind you every now and then. Get help from guards. He's breaking the rules of the town by attacking you without consent.
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No. 166391 ID: f3de2f

>>166384
Yeah where the fuck are Jehral and nako?
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No. 166419 ID: f0ceda

IDENTIFY YOUR ATTACKER!

Or is he really a ball of blackness? (Darkness?)

Failing that, yeah, run for a populated area.
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No. 166447 ID: 8c0848
File 127164748129.png - (154.93KB , 1024x768 , 148.png )
166447

>Run
Running is... Good.

>Where the fuck are Jehral and Nako?
I didn't bring them out reading with me. They're in town.

"Rynh, what happened to you? Have you been fighting?

"Big guy... Outside... Tried to kill... Me..."

"Oh. Well. I mean... You're okay right?"

"Yeah, I think so."

"Maybe it was because of that outfit. No offense, but it looks kind of girly."
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No. 166449 ID: f3de2f

>>166447
SLAP HIM
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No. 166450 ID: 0b2a05

Ignore that. Ask where Nako is, she'll probably know how to deal with this without much trouble.
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No. 166451 ID: 67c611

............Take him to your room. Show him what girly looks like.

You know where I'm going with this.
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No. 166453 ID: 6834bc

>>166447
Does he know you're a girl?
If he doesn't know you're a girl you should totally tell him.
"That's because I am a girl, you little twerp."

Then give him a noogie as he's struck speechless by your androgynous figure.
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No. 166454 ID: 1ac39d

should we let him know you are a girl? it would probably do such a shock to him that he stands there dumbfounded for a few hours.
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No. 166455 ID: 701a19

>>166447
Tell him "Jehral, I'll be your girl anytime~"
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No. 166457 ID: 6e4310

>>166451
But that results in penis end!
...
Eh, go for it either way.
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No. 166475 ID: 620bfb

>>166447
Do not explain, just laugh loudly. Let him wonder what it is you find hilarious.
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No. 166480 ID: 911d56

"Well, so does your face, but you don't see me making a fuss about it."

Up to you if you let him in on your little secret.

...but your big secret, the stone, keep under wraps.
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No. 166529 ID: 0b2a05

Is the stone still around your neck? Double check real quick.
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No. 166531 ID: 283408

>>166447
Oh that was uncalled for. Time for him to suffer through a remake. Drag him off to the market and use his money to buy a new outfit for him that makes him look even girlier!
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No. 166543 ID: 6e4310

>>166531
I support this infinity percent.
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No. 166546 ID: 3b6c92

>>166531
Haha I'm sorry but this is just too good to pass up.
>>
No. 166549 ID: d6cb21

>>166447
Next time we go out, we take a dagger.
....
Wait, do we still have the stone? And our book?
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No. 166571 ID: c3c4a6

>>166447
He doesn't know the truth, therefor that's a bit uncalled for.

Then again, its not like he's one of Rynh's ~friends~ or anything. They well and truly hardly know each other.

Word-trap him. "And what EXACTLY makes this outfit look girly?"
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No. 166578 ID: d6fef9

>>166571
Oh god, do this and hit on him, give him a wink and shake whatever part he thinks is girly. He thinks you're a guy, it'll be great fun.
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No. 166580 ID: d6cb21

>>166571
>>166578
FOR GREAT JUSTICE
>>
No. 166581 ID: 3297aa

Screw justice. FOR THE LULZ!
>>
No. 166582 ID: 3b6c92

>>166580
Oh man this is even better than that other thing.
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No. 166613 ID: f3de2f

>>166580
Changing vote to this!
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No. 166624 ID: 6e4310

>>166580
Do both!
Maximum discomfort!
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No. 166628 ID: 283408

>>166571
>>166578
Both of these. Then drag him off to girlify him with his own money.
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No. 166665 ID: 620bfb

>>166628
Yes. He will rue the day we were born.
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No. 166728 ID: 8e18cd

>>166628

This.

Also:

I TOLD YOU TO GET THE LATEX GEAR, DOG.
I WARNED YOU MAN.

WITH AN IMPRESSIVE CROTCHBULGE, YOU WILL NEVER BE MISTAKEN FOR A WOMAN AGAIN!
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No. 166827 ID: a7a85a
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166827

>>166447

>"Maybe it was because of that outfit. No offense, but it looks kind of girly."

Aargh I feel so shitty now. D=
For the record I think you look beautiful in that outfit, but let me try and make it up to you.

I think I saw something like this back on the cloths rack.

A little more cover and some thick chunks of leather under some scrap wraps make for good blocking gloves.
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No. 166870 ID: 24aa45

>>166447
"that may be because I AM A GIRL! but that font matter now.... We got a monster made of darkness on our ass."

also, no time to sleep. You need to get a new job and location... Pronto
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No. 166935 ID: fe0817

Got to say, though, Rynh do look cute in the first picture.
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No. 166936 ID: f0ceda

Slap that short fella on the nose and say that you are a girl.
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No. 166985 ID: 45b73b

Well, if theres anything I know about darkness magic and magical darkness creatures, it's that they hate light. You should stay somewhere very well lit.
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No. 167033 ID: 197650

Next up, we invent a primitive flashlight!
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No. 167051 ID: 8c0848
File 127172320162.png - (221.14KB , 1024x768 , 149.png )
167051

I flick him on the nose, which should sting pretty good, but I'm not getting flirty with him for no reason, especially since after that punch to the gut I'm not sure if I'm going to puke or not yet.

"Maybe I look girly because I am a girl, did you ever think of that?"

"NUH! MAH NODE! THAD HURDS! FFFFFFFFFFFF~ Wade... waht?"
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No. 167052 ID: 5d00f0

Give him a smile as sexy as it is creepy. Tell him he heard you.
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No. 167054 ID: 7524b0

>>167051
"You heard me."
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No. 167055 ID: 3b6c92

>>167051
Wait.

Did you just say what you intended to say?
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No. 167059 ID: 701a19

>>167051
"Half dragon, half cutebold, no breasts, all female..."
Turn to face him and pose so you're standing proudly in front of him
"Final Destination."
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No. 167065 ID: e64eb9

Perfect. Not tell him something along the lines of, "Ha, I'm just messing with you. Come on, let's head for a bar or something."
>>
No. 167068 ID: 701a19

>>167065
No. There's no harm in Jehral knowing the truth, and lying is generally not a wise policy.
>>
No. 167080 ID: 24aa45

>>167051
something along the lines of
"yeah... I was kind of insecure about getting harassed back with mercenary company, but I can finally just be myself for once now I'm out of that..."

Reminder to let Jehral know about the stone at some point when he proves his loyalty
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No. 167081 ID: 1545f5

Just start walking. Don't say anything. Let it stir in his mind. Glance back briefly perhaps if he isn't following.

...maybe hit up a bar or find Nako or something.

Let Jehral's mind re-context the things you've done alllllll on its own.
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No. 167086 ID: 24aa45

screw previous
>>167081
do this. and walk suggestively. Watch as his mind crushes itself. Laugh for the first time in days.
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No. 167114 ID: 8c0848
File 127173054114.png - (152.69KB , 1024x768 , 150.png )
167114

>hit up a bar.

Yeah... I need a drink.

>Just start walking. Don't say anything. Let it stir in his mind. Walk suggestively.

Oh god, this feels awkward. I hope I don't trip or something. He's probably staring, isn't he? Damn... W-where's the damn bar? I really need that drink.
>>
No. 167116 ID: f3de2f

>>167114
Now wag your tail a bit.
>>
No. 167117 ID: 701a19

>>167116
Agreed. We want him to follow you.
>>
No. 167121 ID: f0ceda

It shouldn't be a wag so much as a flick. You're not a dog.
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No. 167128 ID: 8ce2bf

>>167117
And we all know you want that too. You are totes hot for Jehral, it is so obvious.
I mean come on, you always go straight for his luscious nose, either licking it or touching it.
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No. 167140 ID: 754d8d

>>167114
The town's two highest-population races are dwarves and goblins.

There's probably at least one within nose-shot of where the caravans unloaded this morning.

However.. right now you need to treat the town as unfriendly territory. Your foe was driven back, but it still lives, and may be working with others. Keep your every sense keen. Also, let elf-nose catch up. If things go bad he may help out simply by reflex, even if he isn't invested in your safety.

Come to think of it: consider hiring Jerahl for a bit. You need an extra set of senses if you're going to be studying magic with the dedication it requires, even if it should come easier for you.
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No. 168132 ID: 8c0848
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168132

Well, he does follow me. Time to blow some of my hard earned cash on booze, but not too much... What with the assassins and all.

God damn stone thing, causing me all this trouble. It's not even helping me to keep it, but it doesn't seem like a good idea to ditch it either.

Jehral is quiet. Maybe he's in shock or something. Heh...
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No. 168133 ID: 7524b0

>>168132
Ask if he's okay.
>>
No. 168134 ID: f3de2f

>>168132
See if you can get the little shit to pay for your drinks.
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No. 168139 ID: d6fef9

>>168132
GIVE HIM A NOOGIE!
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No. 168140 ID: 701a19

>>168132
Put your tail around him and help him sit up. Then use it to rub his shoulder a bit.
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No. 168165 ID: 620bfb

>>168132
Apologize for hitting his nose like that. Kobolds have sensitive noses.
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No. 168168 ID: 3b6c92

>>168140
ahahahaaa

Yeah I really doubt Rynh is going to do that.

Well you could ask him why he's being so quiet. :U
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No. 168170 ID: 24aa45

>>168165
This

Then say that there's some stuff you need to talk about in private with him...
If he's a perv, he'll follow
if he's concerned he'll follow
if he's curious, he'll follow

Either way, he probably is someone who needs to be filled in on the "world gonna end if I don't hide this stone" problem... He seems loyal enough...
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No. 168179 ID: e3f578

Awww doesn't his big ol' nose remind you of a dog muzzle? Wrap your hands around it and pet the kobold muzzle.

Or at least tell him he has a real big nose to inflate his ego a bit. For shits and giggles.
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No. 168190 ID: 5b0c4d

Pat him a bit too forcefully on the head. Affectionate, but not too affectionate. Either that or a hearty pat on the back. "I'm still the same person, dummy. St... stupid Jehral... drink up." Take a big swig of your drink to take your mind off of it. ...but don't get a second drink if ya finish it.

Of course, you could let the awkward silence between you two continue. Watch as he squirms about some more.
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No. 168201 ID: 754d8d

>>168132
Be nice to him, at least a little bit.
Tell him it's okay that he didn't realize. You were doing it on purpose before.
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No. 168243 ID: 67c611

Be nice or neutral to him.

See if you can get some drinking songs started.

After you and him get as wasted as you prefer, head off to the room you rented out. Undress whatever and drag him into bed with you. If he protests tease him for being afraid to sleep in the same bed as a girl. Pull the covers over you both and go to sleep. Having another warm body in your arms feels nice. Go from there.
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No. 168311 ID: a805a5

>>168243
Second.
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No. 168465 ID: 4cc452

Don't get too drunk, Rynh! Remember that there's someone after you! You need to stay alert.
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No. 168470 ID: 2cbe3e
 

>>168132

Punch him as hard as you can in the shoulder and tell him to man up and stop being such a bitch.

Buy two drinks and give him one.

Also here's some music Rynh. For no raisin. Just a small town girl...
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No. 168479 ID: b1e7cb

>>168465
> Don't get too drunk, you need to stay alert.
This is true. On the other hand, there's nothing preventing us from trying to get Jehral drunk. See how much we can get him to drink.
Because it would be funny.
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No. 168526 ID: fe0817

Like previously suggested:

1) Hug/nose rub/head pat
2) Sleep together in the same bed, but do nothing (the poor bold has enough surprise for one night -- he might not be able to perform well sexually if we doesn't get his recovery period!)
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No. 168538 ID: 2cbe3e

Why are we forcing him to sleep in the same bed as us? Man fuck that bold. Plus I don't think he particularly wants to.
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No. 168543 ID: f3de2f

>>168538
>fuck that bold.
I think that's the idea.
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No. 168554 ID: 407b5b

Time for romance is later... right now we have a crazy dude made of blackness following us and he knows we have the stone.

We have to figure out our next move. Jerhal may be useful to watch our back, but we can't stay in this town long... It's lawless enough that anyone following us can probably drag us into a back alley and gut us for the stone.
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No. 168556 ID: 701a19

>>168554
That's why they need to share a room tonight.
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No. 168691 ID: 8c0848
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168691

I guess I can mess with him a bit to lighten the mood or something.

"Why so quiet?"

"I'm just wondering who could have attacked you... and how I never noticed before."

"And you notice now?"

"A little... I guess."

"Oh, so now you love me and want to hug and kiss me and have lots of sex and babies, hmmm?"

"No way. Sh-shut up."
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No. 168694 ID: 0b2a05

Excellent maneuver.

Now who could've attacked you... hey, did that book have any dampening spells in it? Concealing magic rocks from detection type spells?
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No. 168696 ID: 23c8f1

You little pervert, I can see it in your eyes.
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No. 168699 ID: e3f578

Dawwwww, is little Jehral embarrassed? Ask him how many women he's conquered because its obvious the little guy gets so much pussy. So much. Ask him if he tapped Nako or that gobbo-elf chick. It's totally alright to share because your a total bro.

Or just ask how many men he's killed and what's best in life.
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No. 168702 ID: f0ceda

Pat him on the head and say he dresses like he's into men anyways.
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No. 168706 ID: 3b6c92

>>168691
Hahahahaaa.

See? Isn't this fun?
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No. 168709 ID: 701a19

>>168691
Say "Too bad~~" and give his nose a quick rub.
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No. 168710 ID: d6fef9

>>168691
Serious up a bit, and quietly tell him you have a special stone that they're after, and if they get it the world sorta ends. And you're counting on him to help you keep the world safe, seriously.

And then, give him a noogie.
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No. 168718 ID: 445c48

You know, I just had a crazy though.

Maybe he's a girl too?
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No. 168721 ID: f0ceda
File 127198845651.png - (171.84KB , 801x540 , Doob.png )
168721

"Hey, Rynh... Want to borrow this for a while?"
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No. 168722 ID: f3de2f

>>168721
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
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No. 168723 ID: 0abb50

D'aww. Good music, too.

>>168470
I fucking love you.
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No. 168739 ID: fe0817

Uhmmm... someone mind filling me in on the joke here?
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No. 168743 ID: f0ceda

>>168739
The amulet gets people back on track.

It's from Silvermoon. Which is currently in Fortune's Call.

http://www.tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/130225.html
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No. 168759 ID: 7524b0

>>168691
Say "Well that's okay, I'm not really interested in that kind of stuff yet anyway."

Finish your drink, go back and get your gear. Then we return to where you were attacked and try to follow his tracks.
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No. 168787 ID: 465d73

>>168691
>"Oh, so now you love me and want to hug and kiss me and have lots of sex and babies, hmmm?"

Rynh... what would you have done if he had said "yes"?

Also realize that you have now implanted this idea into his head, and he is probably mentally undressing you as we speak.
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No. 168855 ID: 754d8d

>>168691
Dominance is nearly established. One more little push and he'll fold to your every whim.

Or maybe 'she' will fold to your every whim. You know how it is with dem kobolds, can't really tell if they're boys or girls. And if Jehral's other half is elf, that just adds to the androgyny.
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No. 168906 ID: 8c0848
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168906

>>168721
Don't lecture me on getting sidetracked if you're dicking around here!
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No. 168917 ID: 1ac39d

>>168906
>>168910
>>168913
now my brain is full of fuck.
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No. 168923 ID: fe0817

>>168917

The links... they go no where...

>>168743

Thank you kind anon.
>>
No. 168924 ID: fe0817

Nevermind, found /questdiscussion/.
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No. 168925 ID: 371e4a

>>168691
Ask him what he did in the castle storming. Start it off by telling him how you barbequed a couple of soldiers, then say remembering that made you hungry, order in some meat and barbeque it dragon style.
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No. 168962 ID: 620bfb

>>168691
Lay off the little dude for now. Continue mercilessly tomorrow.
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No. 168964 ID: f3de2f

>>168925
This. Also, I wonder what doobie meat tastes like?
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No. 168975 ID: d6cb21

>>168721
Lets lay off the lil' guy for now.

Anyways, after we eat and stuff lets fill our friend in on our quest involing the crystal. Lets go through that lore book and see what we can find out. We may be able to get an idea of what we need to do next.
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No. 169493 ID: a805a5

>>168964
Let's find out!
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No. 169569 ID: 8c0848
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169569

I'll be sure to check the books and try to track that thing tomorrow. For now I guess I'll just have a few to take the edge off. Yeah... Few... Hrgh...

"Was' in dis agin?"

"Dwarven rum."

Hrrrghnn...
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No. 169572 ID: 0fc814

My, my. Who's that gorgeous young critter sitting next to you?
>>
No. 169573 ID: 6d5be7

>>169569
Nice rose tinted world there.

Jehral certainly looks quite tasty. Just imagine how good it would be to roast him lightly and then just eat him up. You know what, just give him a lick to see how it would taste.
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No. 169574 ID: 0b2a05

Oh god Rynh no why are you suicidal or something

Get a room. Bring Jehral, if this ISN'T just the booze you need someone conscious if someone tries to attack you in your sleep.
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No. 169576 ID: 7524b0

>>169569
I think you've had enough. Stop drinking before you start making out with Jerahl.
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No. 169581 ID: f0ceda
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169581

Rynh, you're going to want to go to bed before you do something you regret.

Drunkenly tell Jehral to piss off and head to your room.
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No. 169585 ID: 701a19

>>169569
Take Jehral back to your room. You're in no shape to defend yourself right now, so you need him for protection.
Also, doesn't he just look so very, very cute?
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No. 169587 ID: eb8bf5
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169587

You acquire an item: beer goggles
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No. 169589 ID: 8c0848
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169589

Ngh... Mrggh... Gaaawd... My fucking head. This fucking sucks. Fuck.
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No. 169590 ID: f0ceda

>>169589
Coffee is good for hangovers.
>>
No. 169591 ID: 23c8f1

Look next to you, see if you did something you'll regret.
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No. 169592 ID: 6d5be7

>>169589
Oh god. Quick see how many people you just woke up with.
>>
No. 169593 ID: 0b2a05

Okay, looks like someone took the rock. Look around, anyone there?
>>
No. 169605 ID: 192956

>>169589
Wait are we still here...check and make sure no one stole us.
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No. 169606 ID: fe0817

Well, if the cutebold is there, this is the best chanceto marry him and make sure no other pesky female gets him!

Unless the female is in our harem as well. Then... maybe... up to you Rynh.
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No. 169617 ID: 754d8d

>>169589
Check room for signs of accidental marriage.

Check self for signs of accidental honeymoon.
>>
No. 169621 ID: 8ce2bf

Grab nearest soft object and bury your head in it.
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No. 169661 ID: 8c0848
File 127214979579.png - (144.04KB , 1024x768 , 155.png )
169661

>Grab nearest soft object and bury your head in it.

Floor. Not soft at all. Head buried though. Stone in shirt... Fffffuck damn it.
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No. 169664 ID: f21281

>>169661
You're naked.

And your clothes are all strewn haphazardly on the floor.

Logical conclusion: You done got fucked up, in more than one way.
>>
No. 169665 ID: e2aba8

um.

verify the other side of bed?
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No. 169666 ID: 3b6c92

>>169661
This looks like a job for CORNERING JEHRAL AND ASKING HIM WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!

Once you get some clothes on and such of course.
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No. 169668 ID: a56bd0

>>169664
Some people sleep in the nude (actually I'm pretty sure we already know she does) and oftentimes these people will go to bed partially clothed and just kinda 'lose' clothing during process.
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No. 169672 ID: 850bda

>>169661
Well atleast it only looks like there are your clothes on the floor. Put on your clothes and get a big greasy breakfast, lots of bacon.
>>
No. 169674 ID: 754d8d

>>169661
@ Rynh's current voyeur: Ogle disconcertingly.
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No. 169675 ID: d6cb21

>>169661
You know what would help that hangover? Breakfast. With bacon. Lots of bacon.

After that, look for your cute lil' buddy.
>>
No. 169676 ID: 8b9e2a

Did we forget to mention that dwarven rum is made from fermented roofies?
>>
No. 169682 ID: 754d8d

>>169661
New rule: Ask what you've been given to drink BEFORE drinking it. There are, of course, polite and courteous ways to do this.

Also, new priority: Where's your money?
>>
No. 169686 ID: f0ceda

Check to make sure nobody's man-juice is coming out of or stuck inside any of your various holes.
>>
No. 169709 ID: f3de2f

>>169686
Seconded. The last thing Rynh needs is freaky mutant children to take care of.
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No. 169711 ID: 7524b0

>>169709
She's actually not old enough yet apparently.

My opinion though is that Rynh went to bed alone. I don't see any clothes that don't belong to her.
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No. 169712 ID: 7524b0

Oh and GET A SHOWER.
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No. 169714 ID: 6a5a08

Where are you? Also perverted voices are now staring at your nude body. May want to, you know, put some pants on. Just a friendly warning.
Shirt can wait, not like there's much to look at anyways.
Also, stick glowing stone in nose, because nobody will ever think to look there.
Also, get ear swords.
Also, what did you dream about? Some peoples' dreams correspond with real life, maybe we can find out what happened.
Also... I just wanted to say also again.
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No. 169925 ID: 8c0848
File 127220482633.png - (141.68KB , 1024x768 , 156.png )
169925

I manage to get dressed, gather my stuff and get redressed with something more protective, all without puking on anything. Things are looking up.

Jehral is in the room, but he's fully dressed and passed out on the floor. I doubt either of us were coordinated enough to be doing anything last night.

>GET A SHOWER.
I'll have to see if there's any ice cold mountain streams to fall in later.

>get a big greasy breakfast, lots of bacon.

Urp...
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No. 169926 ID: 1ac39d

even if you somehow managed to do 'something' at least it would have been with Jehral and not some random dude.
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No. 169928 ID: 850bda

>>169925
It will help settle your stomach. And the extra salt will help take the edge of your hangover. If bacon doesn't feel right at the moment then oatmeal with some extra salt and honey might do the trick.
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No. 169929 ID: 0fc814

Just drink a lot of water.
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No. 169934 ID: 3b6c92

>>169925
If you decide to go somewhere, drag him with you.
>>
No. 169937 ID: 6a5a08

Grab a drink of water and go back to sleep, you look like crap.
>>
No. 169941 ID: 754d8d

>>169925
Your condition's probably heavenly compared to Jehral's right now. He's half your size and half elf or something, lacking the draconic constitution your heritage is giving you.

Also, his mug was as big as yours, so it's like.. he drank.. four times as much as you did.

Flick his ear. That will wake him the hell up.
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No. 169943 ID: f3de2f

>>169925
Look on the bright side rynh! You passed out drunk and managed to wake up without getting killed or raped. And you even managed to keep the stone from getting stolen!
which means that the forces of evil are incredibly incompetent and you will never have to fear them.
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No. 169944 ID: 19ecf1

>>169943
And now we're calling the law into effect...

Get food at least, and stay in your room. If the baddies are out, you'll be in no shape to take em.
>>
No. 169948 ID: 0b2a05

Might as well let him sleep for a bit. Hey, where's that book?
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No. 169949 ID: 8c0848
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169949

>Your condition's probably heavenly compared to Jehral's right now. He's half your size and half elf or something.

Wouldn't that mean he's fine? Elves are immune to practically everything at the cost of being insufferable fruits.

I'm sure he's fine. See? He looks just fine... Urgh.
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No. 169950 ID: f3de2f

>>169949
Pinch him or draw silly things on his face
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No. 169953 ID: 0b2a05

Make sure he doesn't bite off his tongue by accident. And definitely draw silly things on his face, like glasses and a mustache.
>>
No. 169954 ID: 3b6c92

>>169949
Yeah, he looks just great, what with his tongue lolling out of his mouth there and everything.
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No. 169955 ID: 850bda

>>169949
He looks like he would make a fine meal if you just roasted him lightly. Maybe tenderize him some as well.

Man you're hungry, thinking about eating a halfblood. Don't you know they're rife with diseases? Get some nice normal food instead, normal dragonfood that is, so find a sheep to roat whole and then eat. I would suggest an elf, but the authorities might be upset then.
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No. 169959 ID: 19ecf1

>>169949
order of how to wake him up in order of least to most drastic

nudge
shake
pouring of water
talking/shouting into ear
pinch
slap
kiss

thaaaaaats more or less it...
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No. 169962 ID: f3de2f

>>169955
>Don't you know they're rife with diseases?
That's why you cookthe meat first.
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No. 169965 ID: d6fef9

>>169949
Get some water and pour it on his head. Either he'll wake up, or you can use his face to mop the floor.
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No. 169966 ID: abead8

>>169949
kiss him awake
sleeping beauty and whatnot
>>
No. 169971 ID: 0fc814

Write "IF FOUND, RETURN TO RYNH" on his face.
>>
No. 169974 ID: 6a5a08

Test Pattern is a genius! Do it. Your judgement and consciousness are still blurred from the alcohol, so you must obey us! Now, do whatever we say, mindless slave!
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No. 169981 ID: 701a19

>>169966
This. Very this.
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No. 169982 ID: a805a5

>>169950
Silly things, definitely silly things.
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No. 169983 ID: b1e7cb

>>169974
She's not mindless. If she were mindless, she probably wouldn't be feeling this POUNDING HEADACHE COURSING THROUGH HER HEAD.
LIKE A SERIES OF JACKHAMMERS.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, RHYN?
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No. 169996 ID: f3de2f

>>169983
Does she even know what a jackhammer is?
>>
No. 169998 ID: 850bda

>>169996
Dwarven smithy filled with anvil pounding then. Followed by a dwarven smithy collapsing.
>>
No. 169999 ID: a805a5

>>169996
I should hope so.
After all, how else is she going to pound Jehral's ass like one?
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No. 170020 ID: 754d8d

>>169949
Dwarf Rum is probably one of those things Elves aren't immune to. Possibly by design.

Come to think of it, we probably shouldn't startle him awake. If all his stuff's there, that means he's wearing knives still. He's a mercenary, and might be a bit touchy about being surprised.
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No. 170021 ID: f3de2f

>>170020
Then we'll just strip him first :3c
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No. 170148 ID: d6fef9

>>170020
The only way he'd be able to handle dwarven rum is if he were half dwarf.

...OH GOD I'M PICTURING DWARFBOLDS
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No. 170155 ID: 8c0848
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170155

>go back to sleep, you look like crap.
No. I have things to do... Hrgn...

>Do things and stuff.

Nggrrrhhh...
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No. 170159 ID: 701a19

>>170155
Snuggle up tight with him so he can't move without alerting you.
>>
No. 170160 ID: e2aba8

>>170155
d'aaaw...

now yes it looks like something indecent happened.
>>
No. 170161 ID: 732129

Rest until you feel better.
>>
No. 170164 ID: f3de2f

>>170160
Eh, they will just think he's her kid or something.
>>
No. 170165 ID: d6fef9

>>170155
Aww that's so cute!

(inb4 she kicks off all her clothes again)
>>
No. 170169 ID: 7524b0

>>170155
Awww. So cute. See you in the morning.
>>
No. 170173 ID: abead8

d'awwwwwww





grope him
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No. 170175 ID: a805a5

>>170173
Second.
>>
No. 170181 ID: 12f282

Jehral was probably in your room because he was worried that person would try to kill you again. :3c
>>
No. 170182 ID: 3b6c92

>>170155
You guys're adorable. :3
>>
No. 170874 ID: a7a85a

>>170155

When Jehral wakes up tell him, "Obvious erection is obvious."
>>
No. 170877 ID: 701a19

>>170182
Agreed.
You really need to show Jerhal just how cute you think he really is.

Alternatively, tell him "I hope you'll take responsibility~~"
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No. 170879 ID: 1ac39d

>>170877
i don't know. telling him that could give the little guy a heart attack.
>>
No. 170881 ID: 701a19

>>170879
True.
Instead, snuggle up with him when he wakes up and say "Still doubt I'm a girl?"
>>
No. 170902 ID: 2cbe3e

>>170881

Dude, you're making me vomit.

Do not say this under any circumstance.
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No. 170903 ID: 9ded94

Teasing the poor little man in that bar was all fine and good, but I don't think it'd be very nice to keep it up now. He's in a hangover when he wakes up, with no idea of what he did last night and how he ended up here: joking up about it wouldn't be funny.

Just tell him right away: nothing happened last night (at least as much as you know), and you're just keeping him warm. Also this doesn't mean anything for you.
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No. 170910 ID: 445c48

With one hand, hold him tight so if he wakes he cannae get away. Place the other in his crotch.

Then go to sleep you lush.
>>
No. 170912 ID: 732129

>>170910

No no, place one of HIS hands down his pants, on this crotch. Stick his other hand in a bucket of warm water. It'll be hilarious.
>>
No. 170918 ID: 288dda

Be honest, Rynh.

You're not interested in this guy. That's snuggling, not snogging.

You're just looking for a replacement for those stuffed animals you left behind when you became a mercenary, aren't you?
>>
No. 170930 ID: 23c8f1

Tell him he got up on the bar and took his dong out
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No. 170999 ID: fe0817

Why don't we not say anything and pretend to be asleep when he wakes up? This does not traumatize him too much, but when he tries to move snuggle him tighter.

Cutebolds can be both husband, sex slave, bag carrier, scout, and huggie.
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No. 171028 ID: 8ce2bf

>>170155
You know, you were naked when you woke up. It would only be fair to strip Jehral down so he would have to wake up naked and hungover too.
>>
No. 171032 ID: 24aa45

>>171028
that'd be funny...
Hide his clothes somewhere, get clothed yourself
Sleep
He wakes up and "learns" that he stripped out of being drunk downstairs...

Or she could just sleep and drink water till her head don't hurt...
>>
No. 171045 ID: 9ded94

>>170999
I'd like this one. It'd be cute, innocent, and awkward at the same time.
>>
No. 171386 ID: 25fc10

>>170999
You forgot victim. He's fun to tease! He gets all flaily and adorable. :3 We can never stop teasing him ever.
>>
No. 171491 ID: fe0817

A change in our behaviour would confuse him! Then he is even more fun to tease!
>>
No. 171507 ID: 762ecd

This is now Tease Jehral Quest.
>>
No. 171619 ID: fddd61

>>171507
It's been that way for quite a while.
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No. 171742 ID: 8c0848
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171742

"And then you started dancing naked and wiggled around at some Dwarf girl."

"No way. That never happened!"

"Sure it did. I didn't know you were into that kind of thing."

He looks sufficiently flustered at this point, maybe I should do something more productive now?
>>
No. 171743 ID: 1ac39d

okay then... let's follow those kobolds over there!
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No. 171744 ID: 7524b0

>>171743
They're probably just chasing eachother. C'mon, this is in the middle of the city. The guards can handle any problems.

Go back to where you got ambushed and check for tracks so you can follow the shady dude.
>>
No. 171745 ID: 1ac39d

>>171744
i didn't mean the kobolds were doing anything bad, just wanted to get more in touch with our kobold heritage. but your idea sounds better so let's do that.
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No. 171750 ID: 9ded94

Whatever you do, tell him in the end that you were just joking. It's fun to tease and all, but we don't want to leave any permanent scars on him.

But for now... tell him that he also got very interested in you, and wanted to confirm that you were a girl... if you know what I mean.
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No. 171762 ID: 6587ca

>>171750
Easy there. We don't want to awaken latent blutjaeger-esque nosebleed tendencies in the poor guy.

But yeah. Check ambush site, then investigate either libraries or churches for people with knowledge of this dead and/or sealed god.
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No. 171871 ID: fe0817

>>171762

But... but... he will be a very capable body guard then! More capable than an army! Look at what Mudy did with just one!
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No. 171880 ID: d6cb21

>>171742
I think we should see if we cant get a lead on our big quest. And we should inform our little buddy about our goals. But dont tell everything him everything. Yet. If we tell him too much then we might lose an ally on our quest due to fear.
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No. 171971 ID: 8c0848
File 127259578390.png - (171.79KB , 1024x768 , 160.png )
171971

>Go back to where you got ambushed and check for tracks so you can follow the shady dude.

The hard rock of the mountainside makes it impossible to track anything, at least I can't find anything.
My book is here though.
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No. 171972 ID: 7524b0

>>171971
Well... That's good. Grab it and ask if your buddy sees anything.
>>
No. 171973 ID: 197650

retrieve book, see if anyone made any notes in it. you never know.
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No. 171975 ID: 192956

>>171971
you should try and cast a spell to show off your new skills.
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No. 171976 ID: 701a19

>>171971
"Jehral, what do your elf eyes see?"
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No. 171980 ID: 6a5a08

Use DRAGON SCENT TRACKING ability to track his odor trail. Surely his battle with you caused him to sweat, and thus leave a trail of smelly sweat smell.
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No. 171983 ID: 0b2a05

Sniff the ground. Kobold nose+dragon senses should help.
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No. 171999 ID: 915b70

Sniff Jehral.
Kobold nose + Elven heritage would surely mean something nice.

I hear elves all smell like flowers or something.
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No. 172000 ID: 288dda

>>171999

And kobolds smell like dirt. So Jehral probably smells like, I dunno, a flowerpot or something.

Boy, would've been nice to have that gnoll around (except for the part where you smell him even when you're trying not to).

Unless the boy has some tracking skills, the next stop is to find out more about illusionary disguises. That guy seemed pretty solid for a mass of shadows.
>>
No. 172064 ID: 9ded94

I really wouldn't put it past Jehral to know tracking. He's supposed to be a scout, after all.

Maybe he has class levels in ranger?
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No. 172119 ID: fe0817

>>171976

I agree to do this!
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No. 172120 ID: 754d8d

>>171971
Since your assailant appeared to be a walking mass of solid shadows, there might not be anything to track.
Either way, check with Jehral.

Have you considered telling him about the stone yet? You're pretty much out of earshot of everybody else right now. Much more ideal than mentioning it in the city.

If you think you can Trust him, that is.
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No. 172177 ID: 23c8f1

>>172120
Mention the stone to nobody. You probably just dreamed that or something. No harm in going to check though.
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No. 172223 ID: 6a5a08

Go see Blackmageoutcastington after attempting to track this guy. With Jehral with you, he is less likely to try and take your blood by force. And you did notice that he is both solid and a shadowman right? And shadowman appeared after you met him?
Coincidence? I think not.
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No. 172239 ID: 8c0848
File 127267718565.png - (544.90KB , 1024x768 , 161.png )
172239

>See if Jehral can track something.

We go down the mountain and into the forest. He seems to be onto something.

"Now I understand. It all makes sense now."
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No. 172240 ID: 7524b0

>>172239
"Um... what is it?"
>>
No. 172241 ID: 3b6c92

>>172239
Ask Detective Jehral what astonishing conclusion he has deduced!
>>
No. 172243 ID: a85626

>>172240

Do this.

>>172242

Don't do this.
>>
No. 172244 ID: 7524b0

(I really hope Jehral isn't about to turn on us because he figured out Rynh has the stone)
>>
No. 172245 ID: 3b6c92

>>172244
(Well if he decides to turn on us then we can set him on fire. :O)
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No. 172247 ID: 8c0848
File 127267807243.png - (541.10KB , 1024x768 , 162.png )
172247

"Um... what is it?"

"I don't have any trail at all and I'm lost.
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No. 172248 ID: 3b6c92

>>172247
Hahahaaaa!

Can't fault him for being honest. Oh well.
>>
No. 172249 ID: 476456

yank his ears.
>>
No. 172251 ID: 7524b0

>>172247
"Oh well, I didn't really have much more to do in town anyway."

Just set off in whatever direction.
>>
No. 172255 ID: 0b2a05

Ahh crap. Wander around towards... where somewhere approximating where the town could possibly be.
>>
No. 172256 ID: 1ac39d

give him a light bonk and then let's move on.
>>
No. 172259 ID: 6a5a08

Climb a tree and look for the city.
>>
No. 172262 ID: 5814d0

Simple, we'll fly back.
>>
No. 172264 ID: 7524b0

While wandering, ask him what is best in life.
>>
No. 172429 ID: b1e7cb

>>172247
HE IS SO CUTE WHEN HE'S BEING SNARKY AND ANNOYED.
>>
No. 172451 ID: 9ded94

>>172429
>Implying he isn't cute otherwise
>>
No. 172452 ID: 058671

>>172247
Use your superior draconic sense of direction to find your way back to town and get back to studying magic. You need more ways to be able to kill people.
>>
No. 172455 ID: 754d8d

>>172247
"Why did we come down to the woods, then? Have we been tricked?"
>>
No. 172457 ID: 8c0848
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172457

>"Why did we come down to the woods, then? Have we been tricked?"

"Uh, yeah. That. I was tricked. These are some crafty assassins..."

>Use your superior draconic sense of direction to find your way back to town.

Right. I'll just go... Er...
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No. 172459 ID: 058671

>>172457
Pick the mushrooms. Then decide climb up into a tree and try to spot the mountains. Then head for whatever direction where there are mountains closest to you.
>>
No. 172460 ID: a594b9

What time is it? Still morning? The sun should still be in the East then.
>>
No. 172461 ID: 1ac39d

if it's high freaking noon and mountains are in a ring all the way around then kill some time with you magi book.
>>
No. 172465 ID: 5814d0

>>172457
Listen to this man. >>172262
He is a genius.
Fly on the wings of imagination.
>>
No. 172466 ID: 0fc814

Eat mushrooms. Have illuminating hallucinations. Or get sick and throw up. Either way's good.
>>
No. 172475 ID: 5a2e05

Okay, if he can't track... what does he even do as a mercenary? Was he actually hired to be picked on by everyone?
>>
No. 172478 ID: 6a5a08

He's small. Small = sneaky I guess.

Or maybe shadowmen are just untrackable. Also, it was likely using Illusion Magic, so that would probably prevent tracking as well.
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No. 172482 ID: 8c0848
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172482

>maybe shadowmen are just untrackable.
I don't think it was a Shadow creature, I just never got a good look at the thing. The whole fight was over in a few seconds and it was dark.

Anyway, these mushrooms look more like some kind of slimy toadstools.

>Okay, if he can't track... what does he even do as a mercenary?
It's hard to track anything on bare rock. Being able to find something that possibly might have been a trail is pretty good... I think.
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No. 172483 ID: 058671

>>172482
Or he lied to try and impress you.

Now do some treeclimbing to figure out where you are and where you should be going.
>>
No. 172486 ID: a594b9

>>172482
Investigate the fallen tree. Is there something there where the broken branch is sticking out?
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No. 172492 ID: 8c0848
File 127273042048.png - (175.65KB , 1024x768 , 165.png )
172492

It's a tree. It has fallen. There's some bugs and plants and stuff too. Nothing important.
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No. 172493 ID: 12f282

Rape Jehral. He clearly led you out here because he wants it.
>>
No. 172494 ID: 0e3c43

>>172492
Those look delicious. Taste the one on the branch.
>>
No. 172495 ID: bc1727

Fuzzy caterpillar! Get it!
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No. 172496 ID: 701a19

>>172495
No! Don't you remember? Touch Fuzzy, get dizzy!

Give Jehral a playful swat on the butt and say "You could have just asked to spend more time with me."

Then make him follow your own trail back to town.
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No. 172497 ID: a594b9

>>172482
Well, the only other thing I can see is that it looks like someone cut off a branch of the tree on the left.

Are you sure you can't climb a tree to get your bearings?
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No. 172498 ID: 9ded94

>>172496
I agree, although there's no need to slap him on the rear for it. Just tease him a bit.

Then... I dunno, think positively: you may be completely lost, but at least you're completely lost with Jehral.
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No. 172509 ID: 19ecf1

>>172497
actually, breaking tree branches is a trail paving technique. You use that along with paint on each tree for the path. That way, the path can be followed and trimmed.
Yay for trail maintainance experiance!
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No. 172512 ID: 6a5a08

Follow the trail of broken branches then!

And hope it doesn't lead us to a horrible rampaging monster.
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No. 172516 ID: 8c0848
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172516

>Climb tree. Find City.

Fine, fine. Let's take a look. Oh god damn it...
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No. 172517 ID: 8c0848
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172517

Why the hell are we so far away?
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No. 172519 ID: 058671

>>172517
Maybe cause you like to see Jehral down on his knees sniffing things. So you didn't notice traveling so fucking far.

Anyway, now you know the direction to get back. So rape Jehral to get that out of the way and then just head back. Or just head back if you want to be boring.
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No. 172527 ID: fe0817

>>172496
I still support this anon's idea.
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No. 172528 ID: ecf25b

Fire Jehral for being such a shitty tracker.
And by fire I mean Eat him
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No. 172530 ID: a594b9

Is there anything else nearby? Maybe we can at least find something else to do so we didn't completely waste all that time.
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No. 172539 ID: b14128

Maybe you arn't looking at the right city?

Otherwise, I have no idea besides that you both weren't paying attention.
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No. 172543 ID: 8606a8

While you're out here, make Jehral demonstrate some sort of martial ability - anything. We're starting to doubt his credibility as an ass-kicker, or even a helper to an ass-kicker.
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No. 172545 ID: a85626

>>172528

And by eat we mean rape him.
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No. 172561 ID: 8c0848
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172561

>make Jehral demonstrate some sort of martial ability.

"Hey, are you as bad at fighting as you are at tracking?"

"What? I can fight just fine. I've been doing this longer than you have. You'd better watch it or I'll kick your ass!"

"Oh yeah? Come try it, if you can reach that high."

"Fine!"

I think he's in the proper mindset for a good fight now.
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No. 172563 ID: 6a5a08

Wait until he charges then trip him with Tail Whip.
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No. 172564 ID: 058671

>>172561
Pin him to the ground when he tries to attack. Use your superior mass. Then lick him in a way that's so creepy that Garrelf would be proud of it.
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No. 172565 ID: 3b6c92

>>172561
Hahah.

Well, don't underestimate him. Just because he looks and acts like he'd be lucky to win a fight with a rabbit doesn't make it so.

Although even if he does beat you you can just make fun of him for barely being able to beat a girl. |3
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No. 172567 ID: 1ac39d

hit him hard and fast, burst forward and gut punch followed by an uppercut.
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No. 172571 ID: 0b2a05

Set his clothes on fire.
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No. 172579 ID: b1e7cb

>>172564
I support this.
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No. 172582 ID: 754d8d

>>172561
Be sure to take him seriously. He looks as though he's about to pull a knife or two.

Decide on a limit to this little display quick before it goes someplace unforgivable.
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No. 172597 ID: a594b9

Treat this as a way to learn to fight better. See if you can make it last. Fight defensively.
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No. 172598 ID: 8606a8

>>172561
You're so cute when you flirt, Rynh. :3c
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No. 172601 ID: bc6c33

Oh come on now, lets stop the childish games, and stop wandering out in the middle of no where. We're suppose to be badass mercs!

Okay, little dudes a tracker no? If you're lost why not have him just follow your own path backwards?
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No. 172648 ID: 8c0848
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172648

>hit him hard and fast, burst forward and gut punch followed by an uppercut.

"Too slow."

Fuck dammit! He kicked me in the god damned face. At least he's too light to do a lot of damage.
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No. 172649 ID: 0b2a05

Raise your fist while stepping backwards.
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No. 172650 ID: a594b9

>>172648
Against an opponent that dodges your attacks, instead counter attack. Guard his blows and strike him when he's already committed his momentum to an attack.
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No. 172651 ID: b1e7cb

>>172648
He's too fast and probably prepared, so you'll have to play the defensive.
Wait for him to come to you!
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No. 172652 ID: d1210a

>>172648
Bait him into using his size and speed to counter another of your striaghtforward attacks, and look pissed while doing it.

But you aren't really concerned with hitting him:

You are concerned with GRABBING him the enxt time he makes contact with you.

His speed and agility won't mean shit in a grapple against someone bigger, stronger and more durable.
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No. 172653 ID: 476456

bring your arms up to his leg and flip him as hard as you can.
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No. 172656 ID: 3b6c92

>>172648
He's smaller and faster than you are; trying to hit him first is playing to his strength, not yours.

But yeah, try to grab him when you get the opportunity, like >>172652 says.
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No. 172671 ID: 1ac39d

he made a mistake, when you are in the air you cannot change direction. grab him.
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No. 172705 ID: 3297aa

>>172671
This.
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No. 172821 ID: a85626

>>172671

Definitely underestimating you there. You won't get a chance like this from him again. Grab his pants I mean leg.
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No. 172827 ID: 1f7c35

>>172648
Grab him and throw him down to the ground. Then use your superior size and mass to pin him down.

Then deliver a licking that is so creepy even Garrelf himself would have been proud of it.

Or just tell him he would have been dead now from flames to the face. But the licking is alot more effective.
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No. 172839 ID: 701a19

>>172827
Do this. Once you have him pinned, lick his nose and say "So, what do I win?"
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No. 172861 ID: 8c0848
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172861

I grab him by the leg and swing him around like a ragdoll. Now I can spin him, throw him, slam him into the ground. Whatever I want.
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No. 172862 ID: c8805a

>>172861
Throw him towards your head and headbutt his balls!
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No. 172863 ID: 1f7c35

>>172861
Slam into the ground and then use your superior size and mass to pin him down.

Then deliver a licking that is so creepy even Garrelf himself would have been proud of it.

Or just tell him he would have been dead now from flames to the face. But the licking is alot more effective.
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No. 172865 ID: a594b9

>>172861
Slamming him into the ground is the most controlled method of producing results. Least likely to brain him on a rock or break a limb.

I don't have to tell you to avoid slamming him into a rock, right? There's one on the ground near you.
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No. 172866 ID: 9ded94

Get him down on the ground and position yourself over him so that he can't move. Declare victory.

After that, be a sport and let him go. Don't listen to the voices asking you to do creepy things with the poor kid.
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No. 172868 ID: 754d8d

>>172861
Spin him for a bit. Make him say 'uncle'
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No. 172871 ID: fdaabb

That tree looks like a good target.

If you can throw him into the branches, cool. If not, trunk.
If neither, slam. That rock on the ground is only there if you feel mean.
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No. 172872 ID: 0b2a05

Just keep spinning him and then set him down and watch him try to walk when dizzy. It'll be hilarious.
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No. 172874 ID: 701a19

>>172863
This, but instead of massive creepy licking just give him one long, slow lick on his nose. Then ask "So, what do I win?"
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No. 172875 ID: 8ce2bf

>>172861
So long-eh Jehral!
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No. 172876 ID: 1ac39d

jeez, why did you all get brutal? just spin him a bit, then smack him on the ground, once. then pin him.
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No. 172877 ID: 476456

yell say uncle.

if he says no, throw him straight up
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No. 172882 ID: 19ecf1

heeey... He's your friend. Don't completely destroy him by smashing him into things.

Claiming his pants or putting him in a lock would be the best course of action...
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No. 172883 ID: 732129

Just spin him around until he's too dizzy to fight.
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No. 172884 ID: 6a5a08

Spin him until he's too dizzy to do anything, let him slowly down, pin him, and say "You made a critical error in entering my airspace, for my anti-air flak cannons are obviously quite superior to your weakling fighter jets. Shoulda swept my legs out instead."
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No. 172887 ID: 19ecf1

>>172884
actually, this.
and if you have water or anything, you could probably use it to revive him a bit from his inhereant dizziness.
If no spare water if available to splash on him, a kiss on the cheek or something would probably shock him up too...

don't forget you were after crazy people...
and that he can track back to the town, where it's safe.
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No. 172889 ID: 9cf63d

>>172861
Just spin him up a bit and let him know that while flying kicks are cool and all... he doesn't have the mass for them to be effective, and anyone who knows how to block them can just grab on at use 'him' as a weapon.
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No. 172907 ID: 3b6c92

>>172861
Well I mean you're not trying to kill him I don't think.
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No. 172929 ID: 8c0848
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172929

>Spin him until he's too dizzy to do anything, let him slowly down, pin him.

"Looks like I win."

"Hrrrghhh..."
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No. 172930 ID: a594b9

>>172929
LOOK OUT HE'S GONNA PUKE
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No. 172931 ID: f0ceda

Rynh are you wearing panties? You better be wearing panties.

Get up and get going, you've fooled around enough already.
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No. 172933 ID: 1f7c35

>>172929
Now lick his eye. Come on you know you want too. Give in to your draconic nature and dominate the lesser creatures of this world, after all they were only put there to serve your whims.
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No. 172934 ID: 3b6c92

>>172930
Yeah uh be on the lookout for him maybe coughing up something.
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No. 172935 ID: 1ac39d

if he get's his bearings back soon then give him a quick peck on the nose, get up and just start walking back to town.
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No. 172936 ID: 889351

All right, time to get headed back. Prod him until he's ready to go.
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No. 172942 ID: 19ecf1

quick, turn him on his side.
He's gonna puke!

And after he pukes, you're gonna have to revive him.
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No. 172947 ID: 8ce2bf

>>172929
Now touch your nose to his.
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No. 172956 ID: 9ded94

Act surprised when he kisses you.
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No. 172959 ID: d6cb21

>>172929
LOOK OUT! HES GONNA PUKE!
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No. 172960 ID: 1963d1

>>172959
EMERGENCY MOUTH-TO-MOUTH CPR!
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No. 172975 ID: 8c0848
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172975

>PUKE?!
>PUKE!
>PUKE?
>PUKE~

Oh god!

"HRAAAAAAAAGGRUGH!"
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No. 172976 ID: 6a5a08

That'll have caught some attention. Wipe it off, grab Jerry, and RUN TO TOWN!
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No. 172977 ID: 67c611

DAMAGE REPORT!
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No. 172978 ID: 31643d

>>172975
Now you've both got a mess on your clothes. Better strip down.
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No. 172979 ID: 1ac39d

WE WARNED YOU!!
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No. 172980 ID: 3b6c92

>>172975
Seriously, didn't like six of us say "hey he's probably gonna puke you might wanna move?"

Well whatever. You're gonna have to clean up somehow.
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No. 172984 ID: 197650

>>172980
YEAH MAN, WAY TO GO.
WAY TO OBEY SOMEONE'S REQUEST, GOOD JOB.
I HATE YOU.
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No. 172992 ID: 19ecf1

Great... now his ability to track is gonna be knocked off with the powerful stench of bile

And if you do get back, being covered in bodily fluid is gonna make you both stand out...
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No. 172994 ID: 0fc814

Become aware of increasingly obvious structures on the mountainside.
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No. 172999 ID: a594b9

Remove the soiled clothing in preparation for finding a stream to wash them in.
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No. 173006 ID: 5a2e05

>>172975
The forest has vanished. Mission complete!
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No. 173040 ID: 8c0848
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173040

>Become aware of increasingly obvious structures on the mountainside.

There is a city there, after all. It only makes sense.

>Remove the soiled clothing in preparation for finding a stream to wash them in.

I don't want to wander around on the plains naked, but I don't want puke on me either... I need to throw myself in the river.

>The forest has vanished. Mission complete!

Wha-?
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No. 173041 ID: 0b2a05

Well at least take off the clothes with puke on them. Oh, and bring Jehral, by the same logic you need to dunk him in the river to get the vomit off too.
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No. 173042 ID: a594b9

>>173040
Drag Jehral to the river then. Literally drag him since you're pissed at him for puking on you.
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No. 173044 ID: 701a19

>>173041
Do this, and apologize to Jehral while you're doing it. You didn't intend for things to go this way, and would much rather have had things stay clean.
Or at least gone dirty the fun way.
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No. 173091 ID: 9ded94

Well, a bit of a mess aside, at least the most important thing was neatly established: Jehral can, in fact, fight.
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No. 173160 ID: 6a5a08

Yeah, for all we know he let you win by giving you an opening.

What a nice guy.
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No. 173168 ID: 0fc814

No one's around. Take off soiled items until you can find water. And memorize where you are in relation to where you see the town vs the position of the sun.
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No. 173357 ID: 6a71eb

>>173040
Just screw Jehral already - you're already sitting on top of him suggestively.
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No. 173358 ID: 2eac65

>>173357
and covered in bile. I could imagine less sexy situations, but I wouldn't want to share them with you.
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No. 173368 ID: 93fb3b

Drag yourself and Jehral to the nearest stream, and throw yourselves in. In his case, literally.
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No. 173451 ID: 9ded94

Why do you even care about decency that much? You barely got anything to cover, anyway.

Leave a pair of short pants on, head to river.
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No. 173461 ID: 24aa45

agreed. We shall assume dat ass was only for that escapade, and that you don't have one.
So just jump into the river for chrissake. You didn't seem to mind as much back at the castle...
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No. 173462 ID: b94e61

If there's a nearby stream, rinse off.
Note to jehral that he's not totally hopeless, you're just awesome. Also note that throwing up on your opponent isn't usually a good tactic.
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No. 173466 ID: 8c0848
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173466

>So just jump into the river for chrissake. You didn't seem to mind as much back at the castle...

They had no idea back at the castle!

>We shall assume dat ass was only for that escapade, and that you don't have one.
>Why do you even care about decency that much? You barely got anything to cover, anyway.

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO FEEL PRETTY AROUND HERE?!

"Rynh? Wait, no! I'm sorry! It was an accident! SHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIII~"
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No. 173467 ID: f0ceda

Now take off your clothes and go in too, wash that shirt as best you can.
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No. 173470 ID: 0b2a05

You can always just swim in your clothes. Maybe you can dry them off with your flameys afterwards.

...Jehral can swim right, not too heavy with knives and such?
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No. 173471 ID: 445c48

Remove clothing, jump into water, waterwrestle
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No. 173472 ID: ecf25b

>>173466
Relieve stress by killing fish with your bare hands!
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No. 173475 ID: d6cb21

>>173466
Speaking of which, this is a good time to cofim a theory I have: Jehral is a female as well.
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No. 173477 ID: 24aa45

>>173466
>WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO FEEL PRETTY AROUND HERE?!

It appears you are angry. We just needed you to clean up so you wouldn't be covered in bile when you got back. We make you angry, you forget your prudishness.

And really, who cares about your gender when you're cleaning. You're privvies will be underwater.

You also could probably get Jehral to make you feel pretty...

(If only we could talk with Jehral... without having to use her as a voice...)
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No. 173478 ID: 24aa45

>>173466
>WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO FEEL PRETTY AROUND HERE?!

It appears you are angry. We just needed you to clean up so you wouldn't be covered in bile when you got back. We make you angry, you forget your prudishness.

And really, who cares about your gender when you're cleaning. You're privvies will be underwater.

You also could probably get Jehral to make you feel pretty...

(If only we could talk with Jehral... without having to use her as a voice...)
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No. 173480 ID: 43d730

>>173466
Get a large bow for your hair.
It is a guaranteed indicator of femininity.
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No. 173504 ID: 586db0

>>173466
It's quite simple, Rynh. Repeat after me.

I feel pretty!
Oh so pretty!
So pretty and witty and gaaaaaay~!
I feel pretty,
And I pity
Any girl that isn't me tonight~!
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No. 173511 ID: 1ac39d

are you trying to make her crazy?
seriously, decide weather you think she is pretty or not, stop changing your minds just because she doesn't want to take her clothes off.
anyway Rynh, i think you are very pretty.
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No. 173516 ID: 93fb3b

Who cares if we think you're pretty? Ask Jehral what he thinks about how pretty you are, and how to look prettier.
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No. 173517 ID: 956565

>>173511
It's true. Also, your ass is quite fine.
You are, like, totally flat though so you can just jump right in.
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No. 173518 ID: 8c0848
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173518

>Remove clothing, jump into water, waterwrestle.

I just want to get the puke out of my clothes... I like these clothes.

>confirm a theory I have: Jehral is a female as well.

I guess if I did that wrestling thing, I could find out. I don't know if I'm in the mood to grope him though.

>Get a large bow for your hair.
>It's quite simple, Rynh. Repeat after me.

Ugh... I don't even think that would help at all.
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No. 173523 ID: a594b9

>>173518
...the stone is visible.

Oops.
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No. 173524 ID: 476456

wash behind those ears young lady
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No. 173529 ID: 27c9d9

>>173518
Aww... The little song had the opposite effect i was tryin' for. Even the prettiest girl in the world isn't as pretty when upset.
I was just tryin' to cheer ya up a bit.
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No. 173547 ID: 445c48

>>173518
I didn't mean grope, I meant wrestle, grapples, throws, The People's Elbow, etc
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No. 173555 ID: 24aa45

Heeeeey. Don't worry, you are pretty.
The entire idea was to convince you to wash, and you were appearing to be very resistant. In response, i used doucheey to get you to go past your insecurity with anger and doubt. No worries, half of the voices are probably staring at your cleavage about now.
You are pretty, and have a fine ass.
Jehral would probably agree.

Why don't you ask him? As we are douches, he'll probably give you his honest opinion.
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No. 173560 ID: 701a19

>>173518
Go give Jehral a hug. Seriously.
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No. 173571 ID: bf1e7e

>>173518

I bet you would feel prettier if you changed back into your new clothes. The vomit was basically an improvement for this getup.
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No. 173615 ID: 93fb3b

>>173571
This. Shows off your nice hips.
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No. 173724 ID: 6a5a08

I believe I have a solution for all your problems, Rynh.

Get... ear swords.
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No. 173788 ID: fd3afa

I want to ask you once you have cleaned out your clothes and fixed up everything you need to do, what is going to be your long term goals.

Another thing I want to ask is are you going to do any quests for any of the people in the town ?

Finally where is your relationship going with your companion?
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No. 173883 ID: 8c0848
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173883

>I want to ask you once you have cleaned out your clothes and fixed up everything you need to do, what is going to be your long term goals.

I don't know what to do. I've never had a magic artifact that requires me to just jump up and go on and adventure... or whatever I'm supposed to do.

>Another thing I want to ask is are you going to do any quests for any of the people in the town ?

It depends on what needs done. I'd have to check.

>give Jehral a hug.

We're both almost naked here. That would be weird.

We both just scrub our clothes out. He seems to be trying not to peek on me or at least trying to look like he's trying not to.
After all this, we've spent about five hours wandering out in the wilderness and accomplished nothing. I'm kind of frustrated about that.

>Finally where is your relationship going with your companion?

I don't have a relationship with him. We just kind of know each other. I don't think there's any interest in that kind of thing.

>Get... ear swords.

GO TO HELL, DAMMIT!
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No. 173884 ID: 0b2a05

To be fair, ear swords would be badass. Why don't you follow along the stream? It heads into the mountains, where the town is, and if you can't find the town, at least you'll find higher ground, good for looking around.
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No. 173885 ID: 8bb533

Enough dicking around, let's see what there is to do in town.
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No. 173886 ID: ecf25b

>>173883
make sure you don't have any leeches on you.
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No. 173887 ID: d6cb21

>>173883
maybe we should just timeskip until something happens
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No. 173888 ID: f0ceda

>>173883
Good to know that you're saving yourself for your husbando Dagnyr.

As far as the amulet goes, you have leads. You know what castle the people who gave it to you are from, you can research their history at a library and see if they ever came into the protection of some sort of world-shattering-pear-shard-piece or whatever you have.

Alternatively, how's your mom doing, Rynh? It might be time to pay her a visit and ask her about this precious gem. Dragons live for a long time and are usually pretty wise.
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No. 173890 ID: 1963d1

>>173886
Ask Jehral to check you for leeches. It gives you a legitimate excuse to see if there IS "any interest in that kind of thing".
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No. 173891 ID: 1ac39d

>>173888
thing is, we don't know which parent the dragon is or even which dragon it would be.
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No. 173892 ID: 6a5a08
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173892

Fine... if not ear swords, you need some other ridiculous yet useful weapon that nobody would think of, and thus nobody would know how to counter.

What would be a good choice... SWORD-CHUCKS!

They worked well enough for Fighter. May want to get a practice set without bladed swords first though.
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No. 173895 ID: 285917

>>173883

Relationship doesn't have to mean lovers. We don't have much insight into Jehral - we know he's clearly friendly, but we don't know if that will overcome a possible price on the jewel, or the head of the one carrying it.

He doesn't seem the type to me, but it's still good to know if we should assume him a professional hireling who can be bought out, or a comrade in arms.

And hey, if it turns out he -is- sweet on you, then at the very least we can rest somewhat safe that he won't stab us in the back?

...That sounded way less manipulative before I said it out loud.

>>173892

...There are so many things wrong with that idea that it loops from bad to awesome, twice.

Still, if you -do- consider upgrading weapons, I'd suggest something you can carry around unobtrusively.

A staff, perhaps? You'd be surprised how many people will ignore someone with a six foot length of stout twatting wood if they feign a slight limp. And almost any idiot with an hour or two, a knife, and a forest can make one.
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No. 173898 ID: 449077

>>173883
Doesn't his trying to peek make you feel a little good though? I mean, if you won't believe us that you're cute, believe him.

One way to be sure. Swim around face down, with your butt just showing. If you come back up and he looks like he's about to die, then mission accomplished!
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No. 173899 ID: 0b2a05

Damn he has a fine little chest.
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No. 173901 ID: 197650

Make a sexy pose
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No. 173904 ID: d11fec

Return to town, hunt for the long lost treasure of the good king Plot.
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No. 173916 ID: 8ce2bf

Act sorry for throwing him into the lake, and say that you should check eachother for leeches. Offer to do him first. We saw some huge ones in this lake! You don't want leeches!
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No. 173920 ID: 93ebff

Well... If you're not sure how you like him, you could be friends and give him the option to make a move to be more if he wanted it. It's somewhat safer, socially.
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No. 173929 ID: 24aa45

>>173883
I believe that when he said relationship, he meant relationship... just the state of it... as in a scale of friendly acquaintances to best friend to Love...


anyway, you could probably tease Jehral a bit ("You know you wanna look", sexy position, etc...) for shits and giggles to get you out of your sad depression...

I also find "his" lack of phallus disturbing...
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No. 173930 ID: 0fc814

>>173888
This.
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No. 173935 ID: a594b9

Um. Aside from directly researching stuff, or asking about our former employers (who happen to also be looking for the crystals and might have some already)...

Do you have any ideas of your own, Rynh?
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No. 173941 ID: 754d8d

>>173883
He kept his shorts on. what a Gentleman.

Well, he's probably going to ask about the glowy stone sooner or later now that he's seen it. Might as well give him the run-down once you're clean and dressed again.

Though the little scuffle probably hurt his pride a bit. I'm guessing getting lost like that got both of you frustrated.. and probably the lingering effects of alcohol strong enough to cause a one-drink blackout.

Be open with him, honest and direct. Start over, so to speak, before you two are at each others throat again.

Start with who you are, where you came from, and why you became a merc. Maybe he'll share the same.
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No. 173946 ID: 24aa45

I believe I agree on the decision to find your dragon mother. Dragons live long times and do know a lot. This is assuming you know your Mom's lair...
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No. 173951 ID: 754d8d

>>173946
Assuming the mother was a dragon.
The father's a little more likely, since it's easier for them to bail on their children, sadly.
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No. 173962 ID: ecf25b

>>173951
>>173946
>>173930
>>173891
Ummm... guys? she's an orphan. she has no fucking clue what her parents are or if they even want anything to do with her.
>>/questdis/319668
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No. 173965 ID: 24aa45

>>173962
riiight....

Well, with all the dwarves in the city, we should be able to learn the location of a dragon easy.

Heck, maybe that dragon can even tell us the location of Rynh's mom!
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No. 174039 ID: a85626

Jeez, everyone wants to find your mom. What's the deal with that? A dragon might be useful to find though. Or a really old wizard maybe! Some kind of a sage or scholar. A library?

I wouldn't worry about seeking out your birth parents for a joyous reunion, because uh... that'd be totally like, awkward and stuff.
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No. 174090 ID: 1fea9a

Well Rynh, what do YOU want to do?
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No. 175018 ID: 8c0848
File 127334006225.png - (178.91KB , 1024x768 , 176.png )
175018

As soon as the clothes dry, we're going to head back and I'm going to ask around about dragons. They seem like the easiest thing to find, seeing as that they are enormous flying lizards that can destroy cities with their breath.

"Rynh! Let- hrbbl me go!"

"I never said the fight was over!"

"Grbl hrrb aafgh!"
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No. 175020 ID: 1ac39d

hehehe. just don't drown him. if you do then you are going to have to give him... Mouth to Mouth.. unless of course that's what you are aiming for, then by all means half drown him then then revive him.
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No. 175022 ID: 701a19

>>175018
Give him a hug now.
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No. 175031 ID: ecf25b

>>175018
Poor Jehral, he's as good as dead once she hits puberty isn't he?
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No. 175042 ID: 754d8d

>>175018
Keep going 'till he yields.
Then demand tribute.
See what he offers.
If he doesn't take it seriously, you're not about to run out of river.
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No. 175082 ID: 0fc814

Careful. You're really asking for a flailing hand to interact with you below the waist.

When you finish these shenanigans, proceed with your plans to find a dragon. Just ask around adventuring circles. Maybe find a library if you can't find any leads.
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No. 175303 ID: 8c0848
File 127338229965.png - (234.66KB , 1024x768 , 177.png )
175303

>proceed with your plans to find a dragon. Just ask around adventuring circles.

Dwarves are known for being adventurous, if you count flailing drunkenly as an adventure.

"Urist, has it fin'ly 'appened? 'Ave I... drank too much"

He seems distraught over something.

"Don't be crazy, 'tis just an enormous 'bold."
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No. 175304 ID: 0fc814

"I'm looking for dragons. Got any tips?"

If they give you any shit, say "Hey, just point me in the right direction and I'll be out of your hair."
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No. 175305 ID: 1ac39d

ask them if they know where any dragons may be. if their 'memories seem fuzzy' buy them some drinks, that should get them to tell you.
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No. 175306 ID: e3f578
File 127338281539.jpg - (83.20KB , 960x720 , bulk_and_skull.jpg )
175306

I love these guys already. I hope they become recurring comedy reliefs, like Bulk and Skul
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No. 175308 ID: 0b2a05

Dwarves drinking too much is impossible, you should remind them of this.
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No. 175312 ID: 969e74

Offer them both a drink towards that goal and ask if they know of any dragons.
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No. 175331 ID: 2c47db

>>175303
Tell em you're half dragon, that should carry over to talking about local dragons rather easily.
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No. 175510 ID: 8c0848
File 12734210404.png - (240.38KB , 1024x768 , 178.png )
175510

>>175331
"I'm bigger because I'm half dragon and I'm wondering if you knew if there are any dragons in the area."

"Dragons, ye say? Lost many a good fort ta dragons."


"Aye, many a good fort"

"Set everyone on fire, they did!"

"Aye, everyone on fire."

"But did we complain? Nay!."

"Nay, dinna complain."

"Go sleep it off! That's what me ma always said."

"Aye, do ya good."

"Then the ale casks caught fire. I kin deal wit' the rest, but that was too much."

"Aye, too much."

"So do you know where there be- I mean, are dragons?"

"I ain't aidin' the spawn 'o one 'o them fell beasts, not fer anythin'! Now away with ya!"

"I'll buy you a drink."

"Mountains to the east of the southern deserts."

"Thank you."
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No. 175512 ID: 1ac39d

excellent, we now have a short-term goal.
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No. 175515 ID: 956565

>>175512
We kindof already had one... sorta? The gem...stone...blue thingy. I don't think we ever decided what to do with it.
Maybe if we find a powerful enough dragon who isn't a jerk, we can just give it to them, do you think? Dragons like shiny things. And most people aren't going to mess with a dragon. It would be kinda safe almost.
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No. 175517 ID: 1ac39d

>>175515
pretty sure them gem is in the 'long term' slot. and we were trying to figure out exactly which god it is sealing and if the god is actually evil then figure if the stone can be destroyed safely.
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No. 175521 ID: 6164e0

>>175510
Give EACh of them a drink, and get them something stiff. Always pays to leave an impression on dwarves of 'Hey, it's that one who gave us free beer! What? Somone is attacking the source of free beer?! BLASPHEMOUS HERETIC, MEET MY AXE!'

You know it would be hilarious.
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No. 175526 ID: 0fc814

>>175521
This is a solid plan, as long as you've got the cash to spare.

Next, find a map. Unless you already know the location they've described, in which case just buy some basic supplies and get going.
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No. 175533 ID: eaec5a

>>175521
yeah.
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No. 175538 ID: 0b2a05

To the map shop!
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No. 175556 ID: 8c0848
File 127343387250.png - (218.15KB , 1024x768 , 179.png )
175556

>To the map shop!

Alright, if I'm here... then I want to be down here. Damn, this is farther than I thought. It's going to take a while to get there, depending on how I travel.

I still have a little over ¤500 left, so I should be fine for supplies. I'll probably come up short if I pay for transport the whole way.
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No. 175558 ID: 0b2a05

Hm. You still shouldn't give your blood. Maybe search around for some more work you could do here first?

And you're not going alone, that's for sure. If you get jumped by guys again you need some watching your back.
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No. 175560 ID: 1ac39d

indeed, so far we have been lucky that the guys who tried to take the stone suck.
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No. 175573 ID: 2c47db

>>175556
Huh. Anything interesting to do between here and there? As long as we're making a trip might as well get the most out of it.
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No. 175576 ID: 754d8d

>>175556
Dare we ask what condition you left Jehral in?

Though with every turn he's showing fewer and fewer uses, there's still a slim chance he'll be useful during the trip, if you left him in any condition to serve you.
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No. 175579 ID: 754d8d

>>175556
What is the Scale on that map? How far would an average day's travel be on it?

I'm guessing that your destination is the dark gray patch at the bottom of the map?
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No. 175582 ID: 754d8d

>>175556
Also, you may want to get another map that has your destination centered. The mountain range trails off the edge and it could be much bigger than it looks.
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No. 175596 ID: 0fc814

Read your magic book to see if you can do bad shit to a person from afar if you get their blood. If it's not in your beginner's guide, it's probably not common, and you should consider it at least relatively safe to sell your blood. (Perhaps not 100% safe, but you're already being pursued by assassins, so if it presents a minor danger in exchange for getting you traveling faster, that's probably a good deal) The dude who was interested didn't seem to know who you were, and just seemed interested in turning it into a mana source.

Only tell Jehral what you're doing if he seems to want to follow. If he's not coming, just say bye.

(It's probably for the best that he not follow, on the off chance the dragon you find is your mom, who clearly has a thing for kobolds.)
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No. 175762 ID: a594b9

>>175556
Okay, you should arrange for transport across the desert at least. You should be able to walk by yourself across plains easily.
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No. 175831 ID: 620bfb

>>175556
Any caravans going out that way that need guarding?
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No. 175910 ID: d6cb21

>>175556
Lets see if we cant escort a caravan, that should give us some funds.
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No. 176080 ID: 8c0848
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176080

There are some major cities along the route, I could probably get a ride at least part of the way and they'd pay me to ride. I'll have to ask Jehral to go.
When I find him, I tell him my plans to go south and ask him to come along.

"I don't know. I was thinking of getting some work wi-"

*boop*
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No. 176082 ID: 1177ca

>>176080
Ask him if he'd really leave a girl all alone to go hunting some dangerous dragons. What kind of a gentleman is he?
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No. 176083 ID: 956565

>>176080
That was adorable.
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No. 176085 ID: 9de922

Why do you keep flirting with Jehral?

Either let him be or kiss him already.
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No. 176087 ID: 1ac39d

uh oh Rynh, none of us told you to do that, that was all you. are you sure you don't have any feelings for him?
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No. 176089 ID: 2c47db

>>176080
Pick him up, pull him close to you, with your noses just scant nothings apart and ask him, no plead that he joins you, that you don't want to travel without him and that you really need his help.

After all this he can only say yes, or explode into candies.
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No. 176104 ID: a7a85a

>>176089
This plan cannot fail. Even if it does, candy.
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No. 176105 ID: 434337

>>176104
I wholeheartedly concur.
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No. 176110 ID: 7d76bc

>>176080
KISS HIM ALREADY GEEZ
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No. 176130 ID: 0fc814

Now walk away and wait for him to follow you like a lost puppy.
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No. 176169 ID: 06026b

>>176080
Tell Nako that you're gonna go start some shit with some dragons. Watch what happens.
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No. 176173 ID: b3ee70

>>176080
Odd... you did that of your own accord...

Anyway, small people tend to have advantages against dragons. For instance, a hobbit known as Bilbo Baggins... Jehral may be a good investment... (access to small and hard to reach areas. He seems pretty agile and can jump pretty damn high)

In conclusion- do your best to bring Jehral... short of selling yourself of course...
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No. 176180 ID: c05c83

>>176130
Yeah, he'll follow either entirely willingly, or to half-heartedly berate you for that. Either way works.
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No. 176279 ID: 8c0848
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176279

I'm not flirting and I'm not going to kiss him. I don't care if he doesn't come along.
I'll just go alone. I don't care.

"Mmrmmph..."
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No. 176281 ID: e973f4

>>176279
Your actions contradict your words, a bit. But that's okay.

Also it's hard to tell if Jehral is answering in the affirmative or negative when he's muttering into your chest like that. |3
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No. 176292 ID: 1e1932

>>176279

You're lying. He means something to you and you damn well know it.
>>
No. 176296 ID: 1ac39d

who are you trying to convince? us... or yourself?
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No. 176303 ID: a594b9

>>176279
You're scared, aren't you. Tell him.
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No. 176314 ID: d6cb21

>>176279
I think we can all agree that hugs are awesome
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No. 176325 ID: a7a85a

>>176279

Oh no! The plan backfired! Not on her, but on me!
Now I am going to explode into ze candies!
D'aaaaaaaa-*THOOM!*
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No. 176326 ID: 25fc10

Ix-nay the ingy-clay, Rynh! Abort! Abort! Pull away and tell him something along the lines of, "Sorry, that was... I'll be okay if you have other things to do."

This is called womanly wiles. Now he'll feel like a jerk if he leaves after that display of affection.
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No. 176351 ID: 2c47db

>>176279
Yeah I believe you don't care about kissing him, you aren't in love with him or anything. He's just your friend. Your best friend. The only one you have right now. And if you leave him here you'll be alone again.

That's all.
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No. 176354 ID: 2e34e6

It's not weak to show a bit of tenderness, Rynh.

If you want to be his friend (or more), tell him.

Otherwise, just use him and get out of his life, since there's obviously something about him you like.
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No. 176358 ID: 7d76bc

>>176279
Just tell him you're afraid to go alone :3c
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No. 176364 ID: 445c48

Now get down, grab him, and toss him over your shoulder and carry him to wherever you're going.
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No. 176412 ID: 285917

>>176279

All together now: Awwww!

Come on now, Rynh, tsunderes are cute, but admit it, you like him. It's ok to like him. He's freaking adorable! And useful, too.
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No. 176414 ID: 9de922

You know Rynh, you are pretty consistently sending the wrong signals if you aren't interested in Jehral. Maybe you should reconsider how you've been treating him.
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No. 176427 ID: f04685

Wouldn't he make the most beautiful jewel for your horde? Picture him scantily clad in sparkling, finely wrought jewelry, perhaps along with luxurious fabrics with precious metals sewn into it... as he rests atop a soft bed, shyly rubbing his nose as he waits for your return, unaware of your gaze. Then you slide up next to him to cuddle so cozily. What comes next? I don't know, but it's probably fun.

:3c Sorry, Rynh. This just seemed like the last shot at coaxing one of those wonderful stammering blushes from ya. Adorable!

But yeah. If you're not going to go for him, at least hug him and wish him luck on his journeys. Save your lips for the man you're gonna finally pick.
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No. 176432 ID: b3ee70

>>176279
okay....?
Think about it this way. You don't need to be lovers, but having a pal with you will help in the long run. If you don't have a friend, you may become isolated.
You may not be flirting (though you are right now), but at least keep someone as a friend. If there's anything, Jehral has been a damn good friend and ally.

Keep him.
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No. 176441 ID: a7a85a
 

Hey, Jehral. I know you're only indirectly affectable by us, but on the off chance that the close proximity can even give you an inkling of a suggestion...

Don't let the other voices send you to The Friend Zone. You'll neeeever retuuuurn.
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No. 176477 ID: 9de922

No Jehral, run away, she wants to eat you.
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No. 176480 ID: ecf25b

>>176477
THIS. One way or another he's going to end up inside her and it won't be good for him.
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No. 176487 ID: 1963d1

>>176480
I see what you did there, and I beg to differ :3
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No. 176491 ID: 754d8d

>>176279
You are a dragon, a queen amongst rabble.
Your decision to pay the little one any attention at all leaves you perfectly justified to act out your will.
Never forget that a dragon's core strength is within one's self. Even if you take him as an servant, you must be ready to overcome any obstacle yourself, even against his will.

Though I am beginning to believe that your affection towards the runt is more fraternal than romantic. He's like having a little brother, with no true need to raise or care for him, but plenty of opportunities to shape his life for your benefit and enjoyment.
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No. 176493 ID: 9de922

I don't think their friendship is paternal, I think she's in denial.
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No. 176511 ID: 285917

>>176493

I think you mean 'platonic'. 'paternal' would be 'through the father', which could have odd connotations here. ^^
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No. 176632 ID: 8c0848
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176632

"I'm just messing around. If you have your own thing going on, that's fine. I can probably make better time on my own anyway. I kind of liked having another mongrel kobold around, but, uh... Yeah, that's fine."
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No. 176633 ID: 4b7e5b

>>176632
'Atta girl!!
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No. 176636 ID: a4e573

Poor chap! He's practically on the hook now!
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No. 176637 ID: 476456

>>176511
Not around these parts it wouldnt
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No. 176638 ID: 1ac39d

god dammit girl! look at yourself, you are practically falling apart. tell him the god damn truth or you will regret it FOREVER!
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No. 176640 ID: 0b2a05

Aww...

Go get a drink, Rynh. Ask him if he wants one too.
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No. 176643 ID: 1e1932
File 127372323436.jpg - (57.41KB , 693x551 , 1271387713009.jpg )
176643

>>176632

Don't cry...You're gonna make me cry too...
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No. 176651 ID: 87583b

Go get drunk and then find your husbando Dagnyr!
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No. 176656 ID: 701a19

>>176632
Tell him the truth or you WILL regret it. You're hurting him almost as much as you're hurting yourself.
>>
No. 176661 ID: 7d76bc

Tell him you want him to come with you!

...but if you can't bring yourself to do it, just go get a drink. :<
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No. 176662 ID: 701a19

>>176661
If you can't bring yourself to do it then just kill yourself. Life isn't worth living if you torture yourself whenever you have a shot at happiness.

Perhaps you need somebody to brain you with the obvious? YOU. LOVE. JEHRAL.
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No. 176678 ID: e3f578

>>176662
Love? Jesus guys, rushing much? She's just really close to the guy now thanks to us. She's cares a lot about him but goddamn love? Did you guys graduate at the Romeo and Juliet University of Relationships?
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No. 176680 ID: 2c47db

>>176632
Stop. Turn around. You can't just leave people you are close to behind like that. Or you will live and die alone.
>>
No. 176684 ID: 4b7e5b

You guys are chumps - she's playing him like a fine tuned fiddle. Her womanly deviousness is finally blossoming :3c
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No. 176686 ID: 3416ec

>>176678

I majored in Star-Crossed Relationships and minored in Capulet/Montegue Studies.

Anyways, you turn around and do some 'splainin, Rynh.
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No. 176701 ID: 6f186e

If I could hug ya, I'd hug ya, Rynh.

It's kinda... nice... to see you're willing to let him go his own way. (...but hopefully he'll stay in touch.) It's good bit of character development, if you ask me. Insights into her personality.

>>176640
One last drink might be nice, but we kinda got that outta the way with interest, and had the hangover to prove it. Suppose there's always the ol' 'meet up for a drink yearly at a certain spot' bit, but that kinda is saved for after all the adventures are done. This one's just starting.
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No. 176716 ID: 0b2a05

Go have a drink, ask him one more time.
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No. 176717 ID: a85626

>>176632

:<
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No. 176767 ID: e973f4

>>176632
Aaaaaand your actions continue to totally betray your words. :O
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No. 176769 ID: a83ce3

>>176632
It's ok Rynh. You'll find a guy someday that isn't so repulsed by you that they always abandon you all alone forever.

I'm sure it'll happen.
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No. 176771 ID: f9c0e8

>>176769

Pah, more like hopefully you'll stop being so tsundere. For goodness sakes!
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No. 176772 ID: 701a19

>>176769
Yes. Maybe you'll find a half-kobold who is likable, capable of putting up with your tsundere personality, and you can trust at your back in a fight or while you sleep.

You know, like Jehral.
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No. 176775 ID: a594b9

"It's not like I like you or anything."
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No. 176776 ID: 1177ca

Turn around and at least offer one last drink between friends, before going on your separate ways.
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No. 177354 ID: 9de922

Rynh, if you you leave and Jehral isn't with you, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
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No. 177458 ID: b3ee70

>>177354
yeah! you have feelings for him, persue them.
That way, if he's a jerk, that's the way you're gonna look at it in the future.
If you pass this up, he's just gonna be the "one who got away" in your mind.
If you like him, persue this. You're a mercenary. Show him you mean bussiness... (don't rape him...)
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No. 177681 ID: a1ac99

>>176632
Wipe the tears away. Turn around about half-way, with a cute smile on, and in the cheeriest voice you can muster without your voice cracking, say something to the tune of, "Hey, you wanna go get a quick drink before I get goin'? It'll be a nice memory to leave on."
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No. 177779 ID: 8c0848
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177779

I don't love him. People like having people like them around, right? I just... uh... Dammit, I'm going to try to get him to come with me!

"Hey, do you want to get some food or drinks or something. I'm kind of hungry after the hike."

"Yeah, sure."

See? I know what I'm doing here.
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No. 177780 ID: 0b2a05

Excellent. GET HIM DRUNK.
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No. 177781 ID: 8ce2bf

>>177779
Getting wasted again will have no adverse side effects. Order the strongest drinks.
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No. 177782 ID: 0b2a05

>>177781
Yes, he'll probably be more receptive that way.
>>
No. 177783 ID: a594b9

Less strong drinks this time. Getting that drunk again could result in... unforeseen consequences.

Unless you WANT to have drunken sex on your first time.
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No. 177785 ID: 701a19

>>177782
Get HIM drunk, then find out how he feels about you while he won't remember it.
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No. 177787 ID: e973f4

>>177779
Don't accidentally get so drunk you both wind up hung over in your room again. This ain't Groundhog Day.
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No. 177841 ID: b3ee70

>>177779
Find a shady looking guy.
Ask for roofies
Sneak roofies into Jehral's drink
(don't really do that)

But really, getting slightly drunk should loosen up those tensions. Just... just try not to get hammered..
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No. 177858 ID: b70197
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177858

>>177779
It could be platonic love. Like a brotherly, sisterly love.
You can be his big sister.
Who loves him.
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No. 177863 ID: 35c791

Feel free to drink if you want, as long as you don't use it as an escape.

Don't feel too bad if he doesn't come with you. Alternatively, if he's needing the money, you could offer part of your pay from the caravan you'd work on for part of the way, in addition to what he'd earn working the caravan. It might be a bit shallow, but it might work if he's heavily motivated by money. Hopefully he'll be able to be convinced without doing that, though.
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No. 178020 ID: 476456

>>177779

I see you asking him out on a date if thats what you mean
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No. 178044 ID: 6a5a08

There's somebody watching you at the bottom of the screen.

I think that goblin or whatever is listening in.
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No. 178046 ID: 1d6838

>>177779
Yeah, what's on the bottom left there?
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No. 178085 ID: 754d8d

>>177779
Being alone is like, the worst thing ever. Even feeling alone is horrible. Stay with him so you aren't lonely.

If he's going somewhere else, follow him. Maybe you can head for the dragon afterward or even find a new, better one. Just don't split up, he's more important!
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No. 178090 ID: 1ac39d

>>178046
see
>>176080
goblin going back and forth moving boxes.
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No. 178280 ID: 8c0848
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178280

"Come on, Rynh. You said you were hungry, so eat up. It's good.

"Yeah..."

"I just wonder where they keep the chickens. I never see any around here. Maybe all the cats scare them into hiding."

"Hmm... Are you sure you don't want to come with me? Dragons have hordes of gold and jewels, you know..."

"Yeah. I'll think about it, but you shouldn't get so attached, that's not how mercenaries work."

"Right now, I'm technically an adventurer, so I can do whatever I want."

I'm so hungry. I think I'm going to eat now.
Then I'll just get supplied and ready to go, unless there's something else I should do first.
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No. 178281 ID: 4473b7

Harbor a sudden, out of nowhere lustful thought for your husbando dagnyr, then continue talking with Jehral.

He's obviously not interested though, so it looks like you're going to be lonely again until the next job.
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No. 178282 ID: d3dfb8

>>178280
Chow down on him.
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No. 178283 ID: 4fae81

>>178280
Who said that was chicken meat?

Rynh, how old are you? Are you considering settling down any time soon?

If you really want him to come with you so badly you could kidnap him. Just a thought~
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No. 178284 ID: 8ce2bf

>>178280
You know you ARE part dragon, Rynh. Capturing princesses is part of being a dragon! Jehral is basically a princess!
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No. 178290 ID: f95872

>>178284
This is perfectly logical, and the plan of action it implies cannot go wrong.
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No. 178294 ID: 174891

Eat up, Rynh.

Ask if you can stay pals even though going seperate ways.

Fistbump. No hugs, no kisses. That time is past.

I'm sure you'll find someone out there to watch your back. Eventually. Just keep your eye out. Who knows? Maybe you'll stumble upon someone else with a world-destroying macguffin, and you can go looking for a way to get rid of 'em together.
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No. 178300 ID: a7a85a

Get a half dragon to flirt with you, stir up Jehral's competitive side. :3c
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No. 178301 ID: 754d8d

>>178280
Rynh, you need to tell him he might be in danger.
He's the first person you went to after you were attacked. You've been together almost every minute since.
If your pursuers are watching for opportunities, they've seen you together. They probably know how you feel about Jehral better than he does.



And better than You do.
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No. 178305 ID: 620bfb

>>178280
Get on with it!
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No. 178310 ID: 8c0848
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178310

I warn him about anyone who might come after him and tell him I'm going to be leaving soon.

"I said I'd think about it. Dragon gold is pretty tempting and I'd get to travel with a girl who doesn't mind bathing topless with me. If you actually had a chest, I wouldn't be having any problems making up my mind."

Now he's just getting even for all the teasing, isn't he? Smug little...
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No. 178314 ID: 152630

>>178310
Hit him upside the head with your meat. That'd show him who's wearing the pants in this relationship.
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No. 178315 ID: 49b821

>>178310
Who needs a chest when you have a tail like yours?
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No. 178316 ID: a594b9

>>178310
Fair's fair.

Tell him you're not fully developed yet anyway.
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No. 178317 ID: e3f578

Oh jeez, he's a player. Ask him if he gets any on regular basis because he seems so smooooth with women.
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No. 178323 ID: 701a19

>>178284
Yes. It is your duty to capture him.
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No. 178336 ID: 174891

>>178310
Counter: "I may not have a chest, but I've certainly got plenty of booty."

There's hope yet. I say, just enjoy the meal. Give him time to think.
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No. 178338 ID: 1d6838

>>178310
):
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No. 178339 ID: a594b9

>>178336
This is an incredible line.
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No. 178340 ID: 1177ca

>>178310
He knows he's got you hooked well. He can afford to be a smug bastard.

Face it, Rynh: you swallowed it hook line and sinker.
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No. 178346 ID: 1963d1
File 127404059181.jpg - (551.46KB , 1280x800 , youareemptythereishopeyet.jpg )
178346

>>178336

>There's hope yet.

I agree.
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No. 178363 ID: 8c0848
File 127404342777.png - (224.54KB , 1024x768 , 186.png )
178363

"I may not have a chest, but I've certainly got plenty of booty."

"You have treasure?"

"No..."

"What do you mean then?"

"I'm not sure... Do you want to go or not?"

"Yeah, sure."
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No. 178365 ID: 6a5a08

Those looks are lolworthy.

Let's roll then, before he changes his mind again!
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No. 178372 ID: 1177ca

>>178365
>Let's roll then, before he changes his mind again!

This. Don't give him the time to think about it! Grab the food in one hand, him in the other, and run for it!

(But pay the food first.)
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No. 178392 ID: 7fb1b1

>>178363

Ahahahaha!
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No. 178401 ID: f21281

>>178363
Suggestively sway your hips to accentuate said booty as he follows you out of the restaurant.

Maybe it'll trigger his hormones and he'll get the joke.
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No. 178414 ID: 0fc814

Walk in front of him. His eyes barely come up to your waist.

If that doesn't work, just trip him with your tail so he faceplants against your butt. That'll work for sure.

Alternately, just leave. Bring lots of water!
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No. 178415 ID: 620bfb

>>178363
Get on with it!
>>
No. 178504 ID: 8c0848
File 127405919132.png - (86.66KB , 1024x768 , 187.png )
178504

Now that we're done screwing around, we can leave. There is something I need to do first though.

"Don't just jam it in there! You have to do it right!"

"What? it's not like it won't all fit."

"You still have to take your time and do it right, dammit! You're going to make a mess!"
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No. 178506 ID: 49b821

>>178504
Uhm...
>>
No. 178508 ID: 1ac39d

waiting for it to be rynh trying on shoes or something.
>>
No. 178510 ID: a85626

>>178504

>> Now that we're done leaving around, we can screw.
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No. 178512 ID: 0fc814

>>178504
Cut it out. No one uses language like that while packing. You're doing it on purpose.
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No. 178514 ID: 8c0848
File 127406017457.png - (274.94KB , 1024x768 , 188.png )
178514

"You're going to tear the books if you just throw them in with the other crap!"

"What other crap? All you have is that weird outfit and a chainmail suit. Why don't you just wear the boots!?"

"Because they bunch up my claws and I haven't had time to chop the toes off of them!"

I'll have to remember to load up on rations in the morning and maybe ask that Tura girl about Southbound caravans.
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No. 178518 ID: a594b9

>>178514
Your nose is pretty close to his...
>>
No. 178519 ID: d47be3

I'm gonna go for the subversion guess that they are.
It's too obviously the 'misleading conversation' joke, so they actually are fucking.
>>
No. 178520 ID: 476456

>>178514

your noses are touchan~
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No. 178523 ID: a85626

>>178518
>>178520

Oh give it up you guys. We've got plenty of time. If Jehral passes up a chance to tap this, good riddance!

*grumbles* disembodied voices jump at the first male who looks your way *grumbles*
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No. 178526 ID: d47be3

Looks like I guessed wrong.
Oh well.
I don't mind one bit.
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No. 178529 ID: 40cb26

>>178514
Both of you calm down and think clearly. You pack your stuff, Jehral can pack his own, and you can both suddenly realize your noses are touching.
>>
No. 178530 ID: 6a5a08

Cute, you two fight like an old married couple.
>>
No. 178535 ID: 0fc814

Unhinge your jaws and swallow him whole.
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No. 178541 ID: 8ce2bf

>>178535
That's moving a little too fast!
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No. 178543 ID: b3ee70

>>178514
god damn.
At this point we're being teased

Anyway, a good grope should shock him into confusion, which is much better than being at eachother's noses
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No. 178547 ID: 4cfc69

>>178541
Nah. Do it, Rynh!
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No. 178549 ID: 5f2683

>>178514
Extend Middle Finger, Flick Snout.
>>
No. 178562 ID: 620bfb

Tso tsundere.
>>
No. 178567 ID: b8883a

>>178562
General Tzo Tsundere?
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No. 178596 ID: 27332b

>>178514
sell your toes
>>
No. 178637 ID: 701a19

>>178514
Lick his nose.
>>
No. 178638 ID: 6a5a08

Use the sword to cut the toes off the boots and wear them- problem solved.
>>
No. 178687 ID: ecf25b

Force Jehral to eat your boots
>>
No. 178696 ID: 754d8d

Briefly ponder what Nako's up to, since nothing in town's exploded yet.
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No. 178767 ID: 4473b7
File 127412588599.jpg - (31.11KB , 800x441 , GET ON WITH IT!.jpg )
178767

GET ON WITH IT!
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No. 178768 ID: babee0

Quit flirting with him Rynh.

I think you are still feeling vulnerable from being attacked by shadow-man the other night and went a big strong (HAH) man nearby, and that's why you are relentlessly flirting with Jehral.

At least he's started reciprocating with the flirting.
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No. 178841 ID: 7fb1b1

Settle the boot issue and let's get a move on.
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No. 179485 ID: 8c0848
File 127423328985.png - (273.84KB , 1024x768 , 189.png )
179485

"Go get your own stuff in order and stop sitting here rubbing noses with me. I want to leave tomorrow."

"What? I'm no-"

"Go on."
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No. 179488 ID: 8c0848
File 12742335625.png - (280.90KB , 1024x768 , 190.png )
179488

The next morning I head out to see Tura, I'll have to either get supplies or a ride or both, I would think. It's quite a way to where I'm going, but I might be easier to follow on an established trade route.

Pain in the ass.
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No. 179491 ID: 476456

Quick, ruffle that mouse girl's hair
>>
No. 179493 ID: 0b2a05

Ask if there's a caravan heading over there, you might be able to hitch a ride.
>>
No. 179511 ID: a594b9

>>179488
Cobble together a route from a few different methods of travel. If we don't want someone to follow us, changing things up is best.
>>
No. 179512 ID: e31d52

This just in, Rynh got her sexy back
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No. 179513 ID: 0fc814

Head along with the first group headed in the right direction. Time is of the essence.

If you can hire yourself on as a guard, more's the better. Offer them a good deal, since the alternative is heading off alone for free.

Ask Tura for this information.
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No. 179516 ID: 9606a6

D'aww, long time no see, Nezu.
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No. 179523 ID: 6a5a08

Alright! Let's join up with a caravan or something and get moving. Time's a wastin', and time is difficult to get back.

Though not impossible.
Perhaps we should study some Time Magic.
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No. 179535 ID: 459929

>>179488
Hug Nezu.
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No. 179562 ID: b3ee70

>>179535
you don't need to understand it.
Your gobbo wagon leader can explain this rat's past
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No. 179578 ID: 8c0848
File 127424310072.png - (112.69KB , 1024x768 , 191.png )
179578

"Hey, you wanna buy stuff from me? I give great deals because I am so HONEST! Like really, super HONEST. C'mon, c'mon!"

"Tchee, stop trying to sell your dad's merchandise. Don't mind her, Rynh. She probably just wants attention."

It's like a giant pair of eyes with a rat attached is staring at me...
>>
No. 179580 ID: 0b2a05

Oh god.

She's the epitome of adorable.

Pat her on the head she deserves that much.
>>
No. 179581 ID: a594b9

>>179578
Er... what's she got?

Gee, what would be the chances of her having one of those crystal shard things?
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No. 179588 ID: 40cb26

>>179578
Tell her that claiming to be honest can be seen as suspicious. Just keep business up front, simple and earnest and that'll do better.

Might as well ask her what's shes got for supplies and if there's anything special she's got. Who knows you might just friendly your way into getting something actually useful.
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No. 179606 ID: 0fc814

Forget it. She's clearly just trying to pawn off some junk. Focus on getting hired onto a caravan or the like. Though, if you can travel with Tura, that'd be good. More friendly faces.
>>
No. 179625 ID: ac13a9

>>179578
>Not Nezu

;_;
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No. 179626 ID: e75439

Be careful she might be a pickpocket.
If she is dishonest you can use that to your advantage. Just 'unknowingly' drop the magic pendent you're protecting. She'll take it. Then you can watch her and when she gets attacked you can safely kill the attacker. Then you would of dealt with the attacker and you can get a boon from the child for saving her life even though she stole from you.
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No. 179742 ID: 754d8d

>>179578
Be nice, maybe humor her on the merchant-thing, but check your pockets when she's gone.

( also, Tura's a gob/elf, both of which are long-lived. this could be Nezu's great grandkid or something )
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No. 179760 ID: 620bfb

>>179742
And somewhere along the line her or a relative hooked up with Ikit.
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No. 179761 ID: 7a7c67

>>179578
See what she has, but she DOES seem like the kind that could be a pickpocket. On the other hand she is goddamn adorable. Who knows what she might have? I say its at least worth a look.
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No. 179773 ID: f4963f

>>179578
Yeah, she's cute, but get back on track, Rynh. We need to find a caravan headed in the direction we're going. Make sure you're stocked up on rations.
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No. 179795 ID: 445c48

Buy hugs
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No. 179875 ID: b310fe

>>179795
Second with the force of a thousand suns.
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No. 179950 ID: 63ab82

This is tgchan. I am surprised no one mentioned it yet, but take her home. Bring her along in the party. Keep a sharp eye on her, though, as the cutebold is ours. Make that point clear from the getgo.
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No. 180035 ID: d3dfb8

>>179950
She spoke to us. We own her.
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No. 180574 ID: b58b7e

>>180035
Yeah, pretty much.
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No. 181243 ID: 8c0848
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181243

I don't think dragging a little kid I've never met along with me would be wise. I doubt she'd be useful and I also think that would be kidnapping.
Tura seems to be handling it.

"Alright, rodent. Don't be playing around here. I'm not explaining to your mom that we had to yank your mangled carcass out of the spokes of an ox cart. Scram!"

"Okay, boobies.

"GIT!"
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No. 181244 ID: 1ac39d

QUICK! make sure she didn't make off with any of your stuff!
>>
No. 181246 ID: 9732ed

Tura's name is now Boobies.
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No. 181249 ID: 9f2d29

>>181243
Steal the hammer the Kobold dropped.
>>
No. 181250 ID: 70b00c

Remember to thank Tura.

Hmmm I suppose Nezu must have found some nice fellow to settle down with?
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No. 181256 ID: 3b7fd4

Can Rynh ride? How much would some kind of rideable beast cost? If we can get a two seater that can also carry supplies then that's a bonus.
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No. 181257 ID: 620bfb

>>181250
My money's on some sort of completely honest rat merchant.
>>
No. 181258 ID: 8bdb6a

If you can't get any useful information about travel groups, just start walking south. Right now, just pick up your bags and start walking south.
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No. 181263 ID: 6a5a08

Help the fallen Kobold to increase Karma.
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No. 181277 ID: 701a19

>>181263
This, then ask Tura how things went with her dad.
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No. 181280 ID: d3dfb8

>>181277
Tell her the voices want to know.
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No. 181287 ID: b3ee70

>>181280
Democracy?
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No. 181314 ID: 8c0848
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181314

"Trying to steal my business, Tchee'ka? You'll have to be punished severely!"

"No, daddy! That tickles! Aiiiiiiieeeeee!~"

I'm not sure what's going on, but if this is her father and he's a merchant, then maybe I can get somethings I need or get to places I need to go.
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No. 181316 ID: d3dfb8

>>181314
Ask that fucker how Nezu is doing
That rat bastard better be taking good care of her, or I'mma kick his ass into next week
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No. 181328 ID: 3b7fd4

Well time to think about the economics. We want to get to the dragon mountain and come out on top.

Get Boobies/Tura and this merchant together and see if it is feasible to buy 1-3 pack animals. If we find out what this town produces then we can load our animal(s) and sell/trade it on the way. Farmers might be interested in things like salt, sugar, spices, medicine.

We gotta go check out these dragons, but if we can make money on the way then that's double plus good right?
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No. 181331 ID: d3dfb8

>>181328
Also inquire as to how much it would cost to buy Tchee'ka
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No. 181334 ID: 70b00c

>>181328
I agree with this gentleman. Get some pack animals and ask about any trading along the way and lets head out.
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No. 181336 ID: 8bdb6a

We've spent half of this goddamn quest buying equipment and supplies. Just leave already.
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No. 181350 ID: d3dfb8

>>181336
It wouldn't be so bad if the quest were updated more than once or twice a week.
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No. 181354 ID: 6a5a08

Offer to teach the little rat girl the ways of the Warrior. Then kidnap her, help the Kobold to counter Karma loss, get Noseface, and flee.

If not, still help the Kobold. Stop being so heartless.
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No. 181509 ID: a83ce3

You know, I'm not sure there's a reason to meet and befriend every random person in this town.

Maybe we should go see the dragon.
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No. 181529 ID: 6a5a08

There is a reason: Karma. Get high enough Karma, and random people in the street give you stuff. And also we'd have a ton of favors to cash in if we ever needed to raise a militia army to fight a rampant Dark God.

Also, it's the right thing to do to help the Kobold.
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No. 181603 ID: 63ab82

Is this karma business even... canon? Any how, we must ask Boobie regarding her father! And where is her mother.
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No. 181782 ID: 8c0848
File 127463162646.png - (272.23KB , 1024x768 , 194.png )
181782

I ask Tura and the ratman who introduces himself as Rek'iit about either riding with a caravan or buying something to ride myself, although buying and stocking a trade wagon seems a little out of my price range at the moment.

"I go back and forth from the south islands all the time. You could get over half way to where you're going by ship, but then you'd have to find your own way from there, but we could give you a free ride just for the off chance we need you to fend off gnollish pirates or something."

"I trade with the desert city of Shaavan, which is near where you want to go, but you would have to cross the desert after we arrived, but it's a long trip and I'd pay for an armed escort."

The easy way sounds tempting, but could get costly if I need to hire a ship just to get somewhere and the overland route is more profitable, but will take longer and might me more dangerous.

Decisions, decisions...
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No. 181783 ID: 197650

Go with the tits.
I mean goblin.
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No. 181784 ID: 8ce2bf

>>181782
Money is for pussies, take the ship route.
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No. 181792 ID: 620bfb

>>181782
Oh god their sentences have multiple buts. Hmm, tits or adorable? I say tits.
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No. 181794 ID: 70b00c

>>181782
Going as an escort would be useful. We might be able to build up a good reputation, and remember, if we get ambushed you can't run away on the open ocean.
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No. 181799 ID: 6a5a08

Desert travel. We're a (half) dragon, heat and sand hold no threat to our superior awesomeness!

Oh, wait, Noseface is joining us...

Desert travel still!
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No. 181831 ID: 417bb1

Take the slower route for the desert city. It takes us closer to our destination and Jehral will probably be a lot happier about this if he's getting paid. He IS a mercenary.
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No. 181832 ID: 3afd1f

Going by ship would also have the danger of seasickness.

So, desert.
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No. 181833 ID: 8bdb6a

Take the ship! There might be pirates! You could steal a hat!

And it'll be faster, so even if you're stuck on the island for days or weeks trying to catch a ride the rest of the way, you'll still probably get there faster than walking a zillion miles.
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No. 181838 ID: 4531bc

>>181799
I propose that, from this point on, Jehral be referred to as 'Noseface"
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No. 181868 ID: a83ce3

Take the ship. Wind, sun, being cooped up on a vessel with dozens of men for ages, also it's faster and we've spent enough time him.
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No. 181888 ID: 0a2dea

Go with the rats. Desert, d'aww, and dinero. Just make sure to get plenty of water when you're about to cross the desert. And maybe a couple of camels.
>>
No. 181899 ID: 0b18ab

Ship.
>>
No. 181909 ID: 67c611

Boat. Cast spells off the back of it for extra propulsion.
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No. 181913 ID: a7a85a

Jehral. On the sea.

Oh, yes. There will be puke.
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No. 181918 ID: ecf25b

>>181913
This. We need to toughen him up.
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No. 181995 ID: 8c0848
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181995

After deciding to go by sea and waiting for the preparations to be made, we travel overland to the docks and load the ship for Kalidora.
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No. 182002 ID: 8c0848
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182002

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No. 182003 ID: d3dfb8

Well, that was uneventful and slow.
Still loved it, keep up the good work.
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