Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/28(Tue)14:00 No. 16233 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy slowly awakes from his peaceful slumber.
His sister is already awake, a dreamy and content look on her face.
>"Good morning, Latral."

"and a good morning to you, hot cheeks."

>>16233

"Good morning, Raital." Snuggle up with her. "I see you've finally gotten your nose under control."

>>16233
What would you like to do today?

"What time is it?"

inb4 rape o'clock

>>16233
'Good morning, Raital.

Say, I was wondering, would you like to go explore the city with me a bit? Try some local foods, see a show, explore the local shops, all that?'

>>16233
No blood = SUCCESS.

Concurring with >>16238 - we need a day off after all this insanity.

>>16244
Oh, and for this plan, two things:

We should ask Dagger for some money seeing as how saving the world as of yet has not been paying well, and we should have this outing later in the day when it isn't so crazy hot outside.

That way we have time to do the council meeting, check up on things, and all that, and still devote at least half the day (hopefully more) to Raital.

>>16233
...Why do we still have those eyelashes? Wouldn't they have gone back to normal after tub sex?

>>16249
NEVER!

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/28(Tue)14:17 No. 16252 ID: fb5d8e
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>"And good morning to you, Raital."
Mudy snuggles up to her. She's warm and soft and so inviting.
>"I see you've finally gotten your nose under control."

Raital sighs contently as she gently presses Mudy against her.
>"A-after last night.. Mudy.. I feel like we've gotten so much closer."
, she replies.
>"I.. I feel so at peace with you.."

Mudy closes his eyes again and relaxes. The two stay silent in eachother's warmth.


>"What would you like to do today?"
, Mudy finally asks. He remembers Totenkopf and Darkmoon Dagger's wedding was planned for today.

>"Anything you'd like to do, Latral."
, Raital whispers back.

>>16252
How about we have a morning lovemaking? It's a good way to start the day, right?

>>16252
We obviously have to attend the wedding, but is there time beforehand to go out, maybe get some more formal attire for the ceremony?

And maybe get Mudy a Leopard spotted Banana Hammock?

>>16252
How about we walk around town? take in some sights, show Raital smexy new outfit, maybe get money from Dagger and buy Raital something equally smexy.

"Maybe i can introduce you to a little sport called beadspread handgliding"

>>16252
"I was thinking, we could just... idunno, hang around... enjoy the sights... have a romantic dinner and all that... Well, there is the wedding too, but I'm sure we've got some time to kill~"

>>16252

Get dressed and visit the clothing store, buy Raital erotic outfit.

Hop out of bed,offer her your hand to help her out of bed...even though she is much..much taller than you.

Then get dressed, hilarity ensues.

>>16252

Go to check out the marketplace. See if there's any cool shit for sale. Maybe we can buy Raital a little present.

Let's see how much time we have before the wedding.

>>16263
Oh yeah, she hasn't actually seen our new outfit, has she?

>"What would you like to do today?"
"Why, the same thing we do every day, Raital. TRY TO SAVE THE WORLD."

>>16268
Mudy and the brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain BRAIN! dun dun dun duh duh DAH DAH

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/28(Tue)14:45 No. 16271 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy rolls out of bed and retrieves the outfit given to him by princess Darkmoon Halberd.
He puts it on for Raital.

>animated

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/28(Tue)14:46 No. 16272 ID: fb5d8e
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There is a knock on the door.
Raital halts her advances.

>>16272
'Lets check on who that is first, shall we, my sweet Raital?'

Open door, check who it is and all that.

>>16272
Play dead. Now is time for lovan.

>>16272
Try and wipe that blood off yourself before you awnser the door.

Curse the bad timing.

>No blood = SUCCESS.

>>16271
>>16272

WELP THAT DIDN'T LAST LONG

>>16269
You mispelled niatS.
Also, we ought to get out and about with Raital in our free time, but riddle me this. We had three wishes. If Raital is calmer and time has been reversed, it is definite that one has come true, and the other may have as well, unless it is related to our showing her affection. Which is left? A third wish must still have been granted, no? We should consider what it could be, of our many considerations, and prepare for it accordingly.

>>16272

"Should I answer that or not?"

>>16272
Express displeasure at being interrupted.
Wipe blood from face.
Answer door.

>>16272
You know, Raital actually HALTED her advances just now. I call that a rousing success!

>>16280
Well, not necessarily...
You'll notice she actually STOPPED when appropriate for once.
Also that the nose bleeding is back to the level it was at when we first met her.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/28(Tue)15:08 No. 16306 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy sighs to express his displeasure at the bad timing.
>"Should I answer that or not, my sweet Raital?"

Raital puts Mudy back on is feet.
>"We should.. Let's continue later."

Mudy nods and opens the door.
It's Darkmoon Dagger.
>"Ah, Prince--- *SNRK*"
She stiffles a laugh.
>"P.. Prince Mudy. *PFFF* The meetink is startink.. Please comink to join."
She looks like she's about to explode.

>>16306
Hey! Stop laughing at our pseudo-lesbian shenanigans!

>>16306
Say you'll be there a second. Quickly go to the bathroom and clean that blood off.

Ask Raital if she wants to come. If she doesn't, tell her you'll be back with her as soon as you can.

>>16306
This shouldn't take more than about thirty seconds. Never has before.

Then close the door and RESUME LOVE MAKING.

>>16306
"Yes, this is exactly what it looks like. Now that we have that out of the way, we'll be there in a minute."

>>16306
'Oh ha. ha.

I extended the courtesy of not laughing at you and Totenkopf when you went through the same thing. I would appreciate some discretion.'

Pause.

'Unless, of course, you are laughing at my clothes, in which case feel free to continue, they are somewhat ridiculous on me.'

Tug at clothes a bit.

'Incidentally, can I get some pants at least?'

Kiss her on the cheek in front of dagger. That'll disarm her.

>>16306

"Your timing is as impeccable as is your manners. Lead on then."

>>16306
"It's okay to laugh. We know you know."

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/28(Tue)15:35 No. 16352 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Yes, this is exactly what it looks like. It's okay to laugh."
, Mudy says.
>"Now that we have that out of the way, we'll be there in a minute."

Mudy excuses himself to the bath to wash off the blood, but Raital stops him.
>"Let me get that for you.."

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/28(Tue)15:36 No. 16354 ID: fb5d8e
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Several moments later, Raital and Mudy arrive at the meeting hall, where a huge crowd has gathered. All the royal siblings are seated at the table.
Two signs seperate the crowd. It appears one side is for nobles and very important guests, while the other is for relatives.

>>16354
We're VIPs, right?
Take a seat on that side.

>>16354
Well we're not a relative so we sit on the Importat People side.

Sit at the main table!

>>16354
This is the meetink about the crown right?
Sit at the main table and get ready to make a big ass speech!

We are not rulers here and assuming otherwise is stupid. Vips.

>>16354
Ask Darkmoon Dagger what we should do

Check where the rest of your friends are sitting and go sit with them.

>>16354
Lets prompt Darkmoon Dagger for a headsup on where would be an appropriate place to sit.

Also HAH, the nosebleed is infectious apparantly.

Sit on top of the table.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/28(Tue)16:21 No. 16405 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy ponders for a moment, then confidentially strides over to the center table. He takes the one remaining seat.
Across the table, princess Darkmoon Bolt, the eldest, begins to speak.
>"My dear siblinks. Long vhe havink let petty disputink get better of us, but now vhe unitink under one goal: The end of Skullkink. Vhith tis, vhe shall strengthenink our co-operation and bonds, both vhith eachother and with foreign kinkdoms.
>For tis, vhe havink one man to thank, vho takink on mission of brinkink unity from Mother. Now, one task remainink for him."
She pauses, and Mudy feels all eyes at the table and in the crowd turn to him intently.
>"Prince Mudy Latral. In name of the Founder, the Matriarch, the Eclipse, the Nightengale - the Queen Empress Darkmoon Arrow - be namink successor to throne of Firevhater."

>>16405
Good Rapier you look kind of badass.

Divide it between them!

>>16405
I like the entire royal family. They all bring something to the table, in terms of leadership, but they all lack something as well.

Let's propose they official share rulership of the kingdom. Break the diadem into equal pieces and give them each a fragment.

Bad Idea Drive activate!

We should do something symbolic like giving them each a piece of the diadem, or one of the gems from the oracle room. ESTABLISH DEMOCRACY.

Split the diadem into 5 pieces and give each of them a piece

>>16414
This, totally this if they are all willing to work together finally

>>16405

Wut? uh... hm... out of the blue

"... But I'm not related or even the same race."

>>16405
Ohh... who to pick. Bolt may have some lingering hostilities to other races, so she's out. Katana... it'd be too hard on the guy, and I like him. So not him. Dagger... we like her in our party. Not her. Stiletto... not the best ruler. He's out.

Rapier of Halberd... Halberd will be better in the longterm. But Rapier is cleary the better military mind, and we need that above all or there won't BE a longterm. I say we pick Rapier.

>>16405
"I have met with each of you over this past day.
I have spoken with you all not just to unite you, but to assess what kind of people you were.
After meeting you all and seeing who you really are I have come to a decision.
There can be no other choice.
The new ruler of Firewater shall be..."
Pause dramatically
MAGICALLY BREAK THE DIADEM INTO 5 IDENTICALLY SIZED PIECES.
"All of you.
Each of you possesses something VITAL to a truly great ruler, but alone you would not shine.
Together, I believe you can make Firewater the best place it could possibly be."

SHIT DON'T BREAK THE CROWN THINGY

>>16405
Forgot to mention: If they object to you breaking the sacred diadem, explain:

"This diadem represents Firewater's founder, the Queen Empress' authority. But the Queen Empress is no longer here; Firewater cannot cling to the past forever, seeking the protection of ancient heroes. Instead, she has passed that authority down to all of you. Just as each of you represent a different facet of this authority, so should each of you carry a piece of this diadem."

And then make THEM break it.

>>16405
'If true unity among the royal family is to be had, I have a suggestion.

Rather than give the crown in perpetuity to a single individual, instead, it could be a temporary affair. By this, I mean that the royal family would vote among itself as to who should hold the crown. After a given amount of time, perhaps a decade or so, the crown is once again voted to a single member of the royal family. And to prevent abuse of power, if at any time all the other family members believe the one currently possessing the crown is abusing the power it bestows, then a unanimous vote by all the other royal family members would remove the crown.

Think of it: to possess the crown, you would have to gain the trust of the other family members, and to gain the support of enough of them, you would have to have the interests of Firewater and the people at heart.'

If this goes over alright...

'However, now is a time of conflict, and we must act decisively to stop the Skullking. To that end, I suggest that the crown goes to Prince Darkmoon Rapier first, as his military prowess is ideal for ensuring the future safety of Firewater at this time.'

IF, however, the plan for how the crown is used is NOT recieved well, I vote for Stiletto.

>>16428
>And then make THEM break it.
Ooh that's even better!

"none of you are worthy invidivually, each of you prioritises different things. But united you will run this city better than anyone."

>>16410
Seriously, why is he way huge, dark and grizzled, compared to every other Dark Elf we have met?

And he had what appeared to be magic scars/tattoos.

Guy is badass.

Screw alla this noise.

Pick Stiletto. His way is the way of world peace.

>>16432
If you say this, add that this is not to belittle them: Of course they focus on different things, no one can keep all facets necessary to keep a nation strong equally valued. I imagine the Empress relied on her husband and others for at least certain fields.

Get the vibrator, if it doesnt work on the picture on the wall at least we'll have a fun toy~

"Esteemed princes and princesses,

I have had much time to consider this choice. I hold the power to choose who leads this country, and I know the importance of my decision. It occurred to me along the way that I could pick someone who's views I agree with, who would make my overall goal easier. This would obviously be in my best interests... but not in the best interests of this nation.

Divided, we fall, together, we succeed. The whole is more than the sum of its parts. These sayings, though cliche, hold truth. Instead of cutting off and promoting one of the limbs, I instead have decided that the whole body should act in unison.

I put you all in charge, now that you have learned the importance of working together. I trust that you realize the weight of your positions, and are willing to take charge and carry out the duty you've been charged with. I have the utmost faith in you."

Epic solution incoming. Please wait for it to be posted.

>>16438
Guize this is obviously the best solution.

"Bolt, you are put in charge of the protection of the city.
Rapier, you are put in charge of the military.
Stiletto, you are in charge of diplomacy between other nations.
Halberd, you will be in charge of the people's wellbeing.
Dagger, you will help us bring the fight to the Skullking."

Sound good?

>>16449
please tell me I got the names right >_>

>>16449
Except Dagger shouldn't be there and Katana should.

>>16449
Dagger isn't a child of the Empress, but Katana is. So I don't think skipping him would end well.

>>16449
You forgot Katana.

And Halberd should replace Stiletto with diplomacy, she knows economics and trade.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/28(Tue)16:44 No. 16460 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy climbs onto his chair. He takes a deep breath and shakes off his nerves.
He holds up the diadem.
>"I have met with each of you over this past day. I have spoken with you all not just to unite you, but to assess what kind of people you were. After meeting you all and seeing who you really are I have come to a decision.
>There can be no other choice. The new ruler of Firewater shall be..."

>animated

>>16459
No, that's exactly what she'd be good at. Economics. Stiletto is a laid-back dude who is pretty worldly, so he'd better connect with diplomats.

>>16460
...we can't break it, can we.

Damn our wimpy kobold arms!

>>16449

But has that not been the way it's handled all along. They lack a president or something to set the general policy.

Goddamnit Mudy, couldn't you change clothes?

Okay, fine. Pick Rapier.

Tell them to vote each year for one to be the ruler, with an unanimous vote from the other 4 being able to change this before the next year if needed, and if at some point the 5 of them could agree on who should inherit the crown, then so be it. The Queen Empress would've preffered it this way, she always intended for them to work together, instead of a single one ruling.

>>16462
Well what about trade negotiations? That goes under diplomacy, and Stiletto wouldn't know much about it except when it came to art. The Dark Elves would be exploited.

While he's pretty likeable some more stuck up cultures may even take offense by him and his lifestyle. Not diplomat material.

Crown yourself king, Mudy

I do hope you don't plan on BREAKING it, as it obviously has some power to it if a certain someone got killed over it. >_>

>>16460
GEEZE MUDY I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT BREAKING IT
DIDN'T YOU SEE MY TOTALLY NOT SERIOUS CAPSLOCKING?

...Actually I was sort of hoping it would magically break itself for us...

>>16474
Oh yeah.

Well, either it will work out, or all the Dark Elves assembled will tear us limb from limb.

Whatev.

Seriously though, give it to Stiletto. His promotion of arts and culture will secure the backings of Katana who will appreciate the peace the arts hope to achieve, and the backing of Halberd, who will support the economic growth associated with an increased expansion of cultural growth and support. The focus on the arts will allow Bolt to focus on the heritage and contribution of Dark Elves to the society of the world as a whole, and promote that to friendly nations as a trade-emmisary.

Stiletto's stance regarding slavery will allow more citizens to enter the free market and the flow of commerce; which will provide a larger base from which to draw the army that Rapier and Dagger will be raising to defend this artistic and cultural mecca.

Well, if we have to pick just one person, yes, Stiletto is the best choice.

>>16487
Agreed. If we must do one, choose Stiletto.

I for one am serious about this breaking them.

DAMMIT, MUDY, ARE YOU A MANBOLD OR A LADYBOLD.

I don't think Stiletto's the ideal choice. I suspect he might use too much money on luxuries for himself. I also don't think he's someone who would actually WANT the responsibility.

And I think at the moment of time the Dark Elves need a military mind. Givwe Rapier the military but be ruled over Stiletto and I think we might get a civil war.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/28(Tue)17:05 No. 16498 ID: fb5d8e
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>"..All of you."
>"ALL OF YOU."

>animated

>>16498
FUCK YES, IT WORKED.

>>16498

This looks really sinister if you listen to O Fortuna at the same time.

Also, YAY!

AWERSHUM!

YES!

ALL OF THEM!

ALL OF THEM SHOULD RULE TOGETHER! THEY ARE FAMILY, DAMMIT, AND THEY WILL BE STRONGER TOGETHER!

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/28(Tue)17:29 No. 16522 ID: fb5d8e
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The diadem's pieces turns to light, and place themselves on the heads of the royal family.

>animated

>>16522
Of course, they all already had power over the city, so way to not change anything, Mudy.

>>16523
But we DID.
We got them to work together and we gave them a reason to stop waiting for their mother to come back and take charge.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/28(Tue)17:32 No. 16527 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy sits down.
>"I put you all in charge, now that you have learned the importance of working together. I trust that you realize the weight of your positions, and are willing to take charge and carry out the duty you've been charged with. I have the utmost faith in you."

The entire room erupts with loud cheers and praise.
Outside trumpets spontaneously sound. Mudy can hear and feel the entire city celebrating.

>>16523
Actually, it is very important.

This is psychological. Not only for the royal family itself. That is important to as it solidifies their will to lead as one rather than dragging their feet hoping someone takes the responsibility.

But it makes them legitimate co-rulers of the dark elf kingdom. No one can dispute their right to call shots.

>>16527
Alright.

Well, lets go get some new duds for us and for Raital, and spend time together until it is WEDDING TIME.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/28(Tue)17:54 No. 16543 ID: fb5d8e
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Amidst all the celebrations, Darkmoon Rapier announces the marriage of his daughter and Totenkopf, and that the wedding will take place today.
Another series of cheers erupts. This day of celebration will be going down in history.

Raital runs over to Mudy from the VIP crowd and gives him a warm hug.
>"I'm so proud, Latral!"

A servant also approaches him, appearing much calmer than the surrounding crowd.
>"Excusink me, lordship. A friend of yours is vhantink to be seeink you. Please followink me."

>>16543
...ask for a name.

>>16543
Bring Raital. Also, bring BACKUP. Could be another trap.

Possibly Calavera.

Ask him what Kuhral wants.

>>16543
I have a bad feeling about this...

Ask for a name, ask for a description, and bring Raital along with you in case you need to kill something.

>>16548
Oh fuck. Wait. This is a good thing. BET YOUR SOUL AGAIN!

Mudy: Check out that BEJEWELED COLLAR.

Look FAMILIAR?

Get your Posse, Mudy, and arm for Bear.

Kuhral's in town.

>>16543
Its dangerous to go alone. Take Raital.

>>16543
In before he has his eyes closed because THEY'RE NOT THERE ANYMORE.

>>16543
Yup, definitely Kuhrahl's bound minion.

Well, lets ask for a name, and see what he says.

>>16543
Thank Raital.
And ask the servant who this friend is.
Also TAKE RAITAL WITH YOU. Every time we wander off alone we end up walking straight into a trap or otherwise life threatening situation eventually.

>>16551
...you do remember she cheats, right?

we can psych kuhrel out. Trust me.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/28(Tue)18:05 No. 16567 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy's eyes lock onto the collar.
He asks the servant what Kuhral wants.

>"Am not givink choice, prince Mudy Latral. Mistress not havink interest in Firevhater, but vhill comink to gettink you if you vhill stayink here."

>>16567
"We were going to be leaving after the wedding anyways. But, before you go and report back to your Mistress...tell me.

What the hell is the deal with the eyes? She have a fetish or something?"

>>16567
Then try and get us, if she dares.
What does she want, anyway?

Ride on Raital's shoulders to go meet Kuhral.

>>16567
Kuhral is the second Blutjaeger. She is POWERFUL. More powerful than Raital, even.
That means she can kill Raital. And because Raital has more HP than the strongest Darkmoon, that means she can probably take out everyone in this room.
Tell Raital to hide. We don't want anything to happen to her, and Kuhral is after her, not us.
Ask the Darkmoons if we can have a couple guards, but don't expect them to be able to do anything. It's PURELY for the look of the thing. We need to be confident.
And... let's go speak with Kuhral.

Raital will probably follow us out of jealousy.

Raital is not going to be much help. In fact she will be in mortal danger. Leave her to relative safety.

entire city vs Kuhral

Seriously? Is that even right? Bitch would die so fast.

There is a third option. We can move on, leaving Firewater alone and avoiding the Blutjaegers.

>>16576
Idiot. Totenkopf can take out cities alone and he's a shit load weaker than any Blutjaegar aside from Latral.

Kuhral is so far out of Firewater's league that it's just stupid.

Ride Raital over to Kuhral. Then have sex on the ground with Raital in front of Kuhral.

>>16576
Stormplague has a problem with her. No dice.

>>16567
...Well, Raital can't defeat Kuhrahl without a great deal of luck, and bringing enough people to give a good chance of being able to beat her would likely destroy Firewater.

So, lets do what we always do: use diplomacy.
Lets go with a couple guards (ones who have survived a few campaigns and know when to duck, if possible) so that we appear formal, and go meet her.

But lets wear a robe or something, so when necessary we can reveal our sexy clothes to confuse her.

>>16567

To Raital: "Wait for me here, if I don't come back don't come looking for me. I love you, goodbye."

Load up any available allies and go get her.

>>16231
"Tell her I appreciate that she's left Firewater out of our personal disputes.
...
Very well. Let's go Raital."
WE'RE NOT LEAVING HER BEHIND
She saved our ass from THREE blutjaegers once, I'm sure she could at least whisk us away from ONE if things get bad. Plus things always go to hell eventually when we're alone.

AND MAKE SURE YOU INFORM THE DARKMOONS ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE DOING!

>>16567
Something else to consider is that we might want to take this moment to make a dramatic exit - we don't want to get Kuhral into town, and we really don't need to confront her. We know what she's here for - she wants to off Raital and Mudy. She's also more powerful than us.

Our work here is done - we've united the Dark Elf Rangers against the Skullking, and they shall show up to form a giant mecha for the final battle. Time to go to the sea!

We might need to go alone.

We can't risk Raital being in the middle of an extermination squad out for her REMEMBER? SHE IS BEING HUNTED BY THEM. WE CAN'T TAKE HER.

They don't know we are Latral either. We should probably go alone.

>>16600
...that actually might work. Her goal is us, so if we neither go to her nor wait in Firewater, she will have to pursue us. Thusly, we avoid meeting her while simultaneously sparing Firewater from her and continuing on our journey.

>>16605
Except there's no way Raital will let us. Even if we manage to escape she will try to follow.

>>16597
Y'know what I take that back. We could leave Firewater out of this another way...

"Tell her I appreciate that she's left Firewater out of our personal disputes.
And then tell her that I and my companions will be leaving for the Kraken Sea.
If she wants so badly to meet us she can meet us there."

Take Raital with you. Grab as much of the Mudy-Posse as you can locate between here and where Collar-eyes leads you. Let the Darkmoons know there's an unfriendly Blutjager around, and they should take precautions.

STRUT in there, kick open the door, and find out what that fat cat-ass wants.

Confront Kuhral
Lead her back to this room
Kill that bitch with the whole Darkmoon backing you up, or terminate the rule of this city after you just united it.

THIS COULDNT POSSIBLY BACKFIRE

Whichever route we take, we absolutely need to go get Bladetree and Axebeard again - if we're going to leave, they're coming with us. Dagger and Totenkopf are staying, obviously and sadly.

Also we should get somebody to grab her boobs.

>>16567
Tell a servant to tell the high table that more of the family is apparently visiting, or do it yourself.
Head out after the servitor.

...where did Reaver go?

>>16664
His intertron went kablooie.
He will be back soon.

>>16666
Im on the same provider he is, in the same city he is, my interbutts is fine :|

>>16666
As if we would trust the word of Satan!

>>16678
CURSES, FOILED AGAIN!!

>>16682
AH HA!
FOUL DEMON, DWELLING IN THE GUISE OF MAN,

BACK TO THE ABYSSAL PITS WITH YOU!

YOUR FOUL MAGICS AND DARK PROMISES SHALL NOT

SWAY THE CHILDREN OF GOD!

HAVE AT YOU!

(cue dramatic organ and choir music as a shit ton of buff as hell clerics wielding silver chainsaws that run on holy water charge)

>>16666
>He will be back soon™.

Fixed that for you.

Suggestion 2009/07/28(Tue)22:37 No. 16781 ID: 961ddb
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>>16685
Bitch, *please.*

>>16781
While I will not deny that influenced how I worded it,

Muscle Clerics with Silver Chainsaws fighting Satan =/= Belmont vs. Dracula

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)03:08 No. 16878 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy grinds his teeth.
>"Tell her I appreciate that she's left Firewater out of our personal disputes."
He tells Raital to get Axebeard and Bladetree from the VIP section and meet him outside.

>>16878
That seems like a bad idea, actually. Whenever we are left alone, it seems shit always goes the wrong way for us. I suggest keeping Raital with us and having a servant go fetch Axebeard and Bladetree whilst the two of us go outside.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)03:20 No. 16881 ID: fb5d8e
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A moment later Mudy and his companions have discretely left the gathering.
The servant leads them away from the palace.

Mudy runs the other way.

>>16880
This, keep Raital with us.

Hopefully the servant doesn't have any abilities other than being able to see when having no eyes.

>>16881
Plan R for RETREAT: Super Run Away!

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)03:25 No. 16885 ID: fb5d8e
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Before the servant can react, the party has left him in the dust.

Shortly after they arrive at the Sandworm docks to plan their escape.

Do you think this is clever? Kuhral could destroy Firewater in her rage, when she sees that we're gone.

>>16886
The dark elves are pretty hardy. Plus, they've got several people that might be able to put up a fight while everyone else in the city runs away. ...but I dunno why Kuhral would do that, as it'd let her main quarry get even further away.

>>16885
wait a minute is that
It is.
Resist the urge to headbutt that fucker in the nuts and find Cheryl as fast as you can. Get to the Kraken Islands or Dorf Country.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)03:50 No. 16889 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy cries out for Cheryl.

The ground rumbles as the massive creature bursts out of the sand.

>"~~~YEEEEEESS CUUUUUTTEEEEEEYYYY~~~"

Make her take you far away. Dorfen lands sounds good to me.

I'll miss Tot and Dagger.

>>16890
We'll have to make it up to them with lavish gifts.

ie DEFEATING THE SKULLKING.

>>16889

"We need to reach Kraken sea fast, will you take us there?"

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)04:23 No. 16895 ID: fb5d8e
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>"We need to reach Kraken sea fast, will you take us there?"
, Mudy calls out.

>"~~~YEEEESSS CUUUUTTEEEEYYY~~~IIII WIIIIILLL GOOOOO VEEEERRYYYY FAAAAASST FOOOORRR YOOOUUUU~~~"

Cheryl already begins to move and speed up as the group climbs on in a hurry.

Mudy hears a familair voice behind him.
>"Muudyy!! Prince Muuudy!!"

Stop the sandworm, if Cheryl isn't too single-minded. It might be Tot and Dagger coming along to put off their marriage until later.

>>16895
That is either Totenkopf and Dagger or it's Calavera and someone with tits. But judging by the visible arm and the tits, it's probably Tot and Dagger.

>>16895

Uh oh, clean getaway ruined. Shouldn't leave without saying goodbye to them anyway.

"Tote, Darkmoon... I am sorry that I can't be able to attend your wedding but Kuhral has appeared. In order to spare the city I must flee right this moment. I wish you the very best luck and hope that we will meet again when all this is over. You have each other now and you should make the most of it. You two have been dearest friends to me, goodbye."

Or be interrupted as they board Cheryl?

Let's not ruin their marriage.

"Let's go, Cheryl!"

"I'm sorry, we have to leave so soon! Don't let us get in the way of your bond!"

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)05:12 No. 16904 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Tote, Darkmoon...! I am sorry that I can't be able to attend your wedding but Kuhral has appeared."
, Mudy calls back.
>"In order to spare the city I must flee right this moment! I wish you the very best luck and hope that we will meet again when all this is over! You have each other now and you should make the most of it! You two have been dearest friends to me! Goodbye!"

>"Farewell, Mudy! Thankink you for everythink!"
Darkmoon calls back, followed by Totenkopf.
>"Take good care of yourself! Farewell! Farewell!"

Mudy continues to wave as Totenkopf and Darkmoon Dagger disappear into the distance.

>>16904
Suggest to Raital that Mudy hopes they can be married in Firewater some day also. As soon as they are able to defeat the skullking.

Turn to Raital, "So much for our date I had planned.."

>>16906
Bladetree: >8I

>>16906

Something to that effect seems appropriate to me for this situation.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)05:29 No. 16910 ID: fb5d8e
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As Cheryl continues to speed up through the immense desert, Mudy turns to Raital with a sigh.
>"So much for our date I had planned.."

Raital puts her hand on his shoulder and gently rubs it.
>"Then perhaps we can continue from this morning..?"

>animated

>>16910
Who did we just pass? Looked blutjaegary

Continue from this morning. Axebeard and Bladetree can deal with the shadow - It's about time they pulled their weight.

I sure hope it ain't Mr. Japanese-Accent!!!

Draw weapons!

Seems our move was anticipated. Assuming we noticed that better get ready to fend for our lives.

>>16913

Nah, that hat was pointy. It was a Blutjaeger hat.

YOU HAVE BEEN WAYLAID BY YOUR ENEMIES AND MUST DEFEND YOURSELF!

Alternatively, remain unaware.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)05:54 No. 16916 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy turns his head to look who they just passed.

>animated

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/29(Wed)05:55 No. 16918 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy suddenly comes down with a terrible fever. His head burns and hurts as if someone drove a sword through it.

He blacks out.


>End of chapter 27

>>16918
:(

>>16918

Shit. Shit shit shit. Well, I guess it was inevitable. Seeing we've more or less been able to get by simply because they've not apparently bothered too much yet. And now they did. One glance and we're down already.

Shit.

It's moments like these that suddenly make people realize how very futile our quest is. Luhra Luhra isn't even the first heir, much less Skullking, and she knocks us out by just looking at us funny. She could probably kill everyone on the sandworm by waving her arm a bit towards us.
And yet, it must be done.

>>16922

Androgynous much?

>>16923

Goddammit. I was always under the impression that Luhra Luhra was a woman. Yeah, I'm a retard. Sorry.

>>16924
An understandable mistake.

Man. Those incredibly loyal subject of yours... weren't.